#but legolas is beautiful

[deathdefyinggarlic]

[k-wame]

JACOB ELORDI · Interviewed by Lynn Hirschberg for 🎭 W Magazine · 24 Feb. 2021

[valtsv]

i think it's really really Really funny when there's a human x nonhuman/species difference couple and the majority of other humans are accepting and maybe even envious about it but the nonhuman side are the disapproving ones who are like you could have settled down with a nice normal partner from your own species but nooooooo you just HAD to indulge your stupid little fetish 🙄

[corndog-patrol]

legolas and his sad wet creachur pet

[escapismthroughfilm]

⋆˚｡⋆ ⋆˚｡⋆⋆˚｡⋆ ⋆˚｡⋆⋆˚⋆｡The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson⋆˚｡⋆ ⋆˚｡⋆⋆˚｡⋆ ⋆˚｡⋆⋆˚｡⋆ ⋆

[tathrin]

Hey, so do you ever stop to think about how the premise of Lord of the Rings being an in-universe book written by some of the characters who lived through that story means that they decided what parts and perspectives to use to tell that story...?

And when our authors weren't there to experience the events themselves, they have to rely on what they're told about them by the characters who were there, right...?

Okay so stop and think about the Glittering Caves.

We never actually go to the caves in the narrative. Tolkien LOVES describing nature and natural beauty, but we don't actually see the caves described "by him" the way we do other places. Obviously Gimli's words are Tolkien's, yes; but we only see the caves filtered through his words about them, after the fact.

When Gimli and Éomer and the other Rohirrim take refuge there, the narrative doesn't follow them. Obviously from a narrative standpoint this is to keep the focus narrow, and not to interrupt the battle-sequence with a long ode to the beauty of the caves, and to create tension in the reader who doesn't know if these characters are okay or not. Which all makes sense!

But think about it in terms of the book that was written in Middle-earth by the folk living there. Why DON'T we get to have a direct experience of those caves? Gimli obviously related several other parts of the story that none of the Hobbits were there to witness to them, and which were written into the books as Direct Events Happening In The Narrative (think of the Paths of the Dead scene, for one of the more visceral moments!). So why not the Glittering Caves?

Was it because they wanted to keep that narrative focus and tension, and so they didn't include his perspective on that part of the battle? Perhaps, that's certainly a possibility to consider.

But also consider: when we do hear about the Glittering Caves, what we hear is Gimli telling Legolas about the Glittering Caves. THAT is the part of that event that is considered of importance to include in the book: not Gimli's actual experience when he was in them, but rather the part where he relates that experience TO Legolas.

And I kind of just THOUGHT about that today.

And went HUH.

[itsscatballou]

Me: yeah, I’ve weirdly always had a thing for guys with long hair. I don’t know why ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My childhood:

[mariusslonelysoul]

Legolas really is just a weird little guy isn't he

[amedvleec]

My brother. My captain. My king

[rey-jake-therapist]

"Sauron wasn't even in a fair form when Galadriel met him"

Say that again ?

[planetvries]

🪓🧡🏹

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

[deathdefyinggarlic]

“you would die before your stroke fell”

oh, do you mean “i love you and want to spend the rest of eternity with you”

[edwardallenpoe]

just finiahed LOTR. I am now going to read so much fanfiction my head will explode

[manichewitz]

me explaining why i ship sam and frodo: *hours of rambling about the intricacies of their relationship, ten in-text citations of all the times sam’s devotion to frodo saved them both from disaster, quoting “i can’t carry it for you but i can carry you” and “dont go where i cant follow,” sobbing about how they canonically love each other so deeply, bringing up academic articles about wartime homoeroticism and deconstructing toxic masculinity, etc*

me explaining why i ship aragorn and legolas: im gay and i want to see the pretty men fuck

[bugstuff4ever]

devastating thought inbound:

i’ve always associated the song ‘fade into you’ by mazzy star as a gigolas anthem. the melody is so sweet and dreamy and just seems to suit them. why did it just now occur to me that elves can literally fade from a broken heart…like the song applies to their love but also applies to gimli’s inevitable passing and Legolas’s subsequent fading and death

brb crying