#but kurt waggoner will never be like that

[mischief-and-tea-by-the-sea]

WIP game: going for the food. Pina colada, lunchbox, and barbecue.

I already did Pina Colada for @chaotic-hypnotic-erotic!

Lunchbox is set in the X-Treme X-Men Era-ish that ran during 2013 when current world Scott Summers wound up dimension traveling with James Howlett, who was married to Hercules. Kurt Waggoner, age 13 (I believe, maybe 14) wound up traveling with them. Scott also met a few alternate versions of himself, one a Wild West sheriff and another a black Union soldier.

This fic, however, is about Howlett and Hercules as co-dads of Kurt Waggoner after 616 Scott returns to his own reality. Scott Summers, Union soldier, lives with them as Uncle Scott while Howlett and Herc are dads. The idea of this fic came from Prompt: @crow821 130 prompt challenge, February’s 10 (bully), and the title came from Marilyn Manson's song Lunchbox to refer to Kurt's Spider-Man lunchbox that he guards with his life (that in the comics seems to have blood on it for some reason). I provide that reason.

Snippet:

On we plow

Kurt Waggoner’s feet barely touches the pavement as he races for his life away from the middle school.  The pounding of shoes behind him match his heartbeat, the latter thundering harder as the sound gets louder and closer.  This is just his third week in this new school because he and his dads and uncle have to keep relocating for a variety of other reasons. 

A voice inside his head tells him to teleport home, but the teenager’s panicked, and sometimes if he ports when he’s panicked, he winds up in the wrong places like the walk in freezer at his pops’ favorite Chinese restaurant up the street.  Or the church in the middle of a baptism. 

Or the dressing room at Justice where one of his cute-girl classmates is changing clothes. 

Kurt rounds a corner and slams into a wall that knocks him backward.  He lands on his back and lets out a cry when the sidewalk jams the base of his tail against his spine. 

That’ll be bruised for days, he thinks as he tries to get to his feet. 

That’s when the ‘wall’ steps closer to him.  Looms over him.  Then reaches down and hauls Kurt up with fistfuls of his shirt, dangling him over the cracks in the pavement. 

Kurt wishes those cracks would open up and swallow him whole. 

“Yer a freak,” Bully #1 spits.  “Don’t care what the rules say.”  He shakes Kurt hard. “Ain’t gotta be nice...”  Shake.  “...to no demon...”  Shake.  “...freak...”  Shake.  “...like you.”

Kurt can’t take another shake, especially not when he hears the sound of a switchblade being unleashed behind him. 

“Fuck you,” he snarks then clutches his backpack strap tighter as well as the lunchbox they’d already dented two days before. 

In a puff of purple smoke that stings the nostrils of everyone close enough to get caught in it, Kurt’s gone, teleported right out of that grip.  He doesn’t even hear the swears or threats of worse violence from his tormentors. 

*

I want to grow up

Every day it’s a new assault, a new bruise under his fur; he’s grateful for the fur so that his dads and uncle won’t see, a new cut that’s harder to hide from adult eyes. 

They aren’t really his fathers or uncle, but they’re all the family he has left, and he doesn’t want them to be disappointed in his inability to shake these assholes at school.  All three are great warriors, and while Kurt’s no slouch, they never let him do as much of the fighting while they were dimension traveling to kill off the evil Xaviers.  Kurt always had to stay back just out of the way of the rough stuff.  They respect him and his abilities, but first and foremost, they want him to be a kid and not a soldier.  Not a warrior. 

Not yet. 

All American Barbecue

Back in 2012, Brian Michael Bendis wrote the atrocious AvX (Avengers vs. X-Men) series that pitted the X-Men against the Avengers, specifically Steve Rogers, who behaved like a jackbooted thug on the urging of a Logan-scorned, when the Phoenix was intending to come for the mutant named Hope. Scott believed that with the right training, Hope could handle the Phoenix better than Jean ever did and could rekindle the mutant population that Wanda Maximoff had decimated during her "no more mutants" storyline (also written by Bendis, who stated several times that if he's given the mutants to write, he'll destroy them). To say that I was pissed about this comic series is an understatement, and I generally like to pretend that it didn't exist now.

Here are my summary and my notes from the WIP that maybe one day I'll finish writing.

Summary: Captain Steve Rogers investigates the report of a missing girl, Hope Summers, on the mutant island of Utopia, only he doesn’t quite find what he thinks he’ll find.

Notes:

This is an odd crossover idea that came about because of a page out of Marvel 1602 where Scott introduces himself as “Scotius Summerisle.” I had read it once before and it hadn’t even registered with me then – Summerisle – not until recently when I saw the panel again and the connection between this Summerisle and Lord Summerisle from the 1973 Wicker Man hit me. And I laughed. I laughed really hard, which I needed after all of the Schism and AvX fuckery that Marvel has been putting us through over the last year. And then Bendis decided to break up Scott and Emma, which has pissed off a lot of us fans. So in essence, what I’m doing with this fic is much like what I did with “Never Piss Off a Telepath” – I’m taking out a lot of my anger over this whole situation on the character I blame the most, and I’m going to have wicked fun doing it so that if nothing else, while it won’t have removed AvX from existence nor will it keep Bendis from doing what he’s doing, it will at least have put a smile on my face.

Keep in mind that because of AvX, I really did NOT like Steve Rogers at the time, and it was through the sheer perfect acting of Chris Evans that I ever did start liking him.

Snippet:

Tony reached over into the stack of mail that Clint had brought in about an hour earlier and rummaged around until he found one in particular. “Speaking of the X-Men, this came addressed to you. Don’t know who sent it…just that it’s from Utopia.” He shook it as if he could hear something rattling, which he couldn’t, then he handed it up into Steve’s waiting hand.

“Doesn’t look official,” Steve commented, glad that he could focus on something other than his goofy singing that was still playing on the laptop and the big screen. He tore open the envelope and tugged out a letter that had been typed, and inside it was a picture of a redhead in her mid-to-late teens.

“It’s not even in e-mail. Who the hell sends letters like that anymore?” Tony groused, his nose wrinkled over his goatee, which he scratched three fingers through before flopping back against the couch. “Even Erik’s gotten with the technological age…and he’s in your geriatric group.”

Steve arched a perfect blond eyebrow at his teammate and responded to the jab with only a sneer. Then he dropped his eyes to the letter.

Captain Rogers,

Things are so different here on Utopia than they were in Westchester, and I’m not entirely sure where to begin in telling you about my concerns. The worst of which involves the young woman in the photo I’ve sent with this letter. You see, this girl, Hope, has gone missing. No one has seen her in weeks, and she’s not quite old enough to leave the island by herself, even though everyone knows she’s been receiving piloting lessons since she became of age. None of the island’s jets have left, however. All are accounted for. Everything is accounted for, actually, except the girl herself.

This is most distressing, Captain Rogers. Hope is a sweet girl and very responsible. She wouldn’t have just up and disappeared on her own, so I suspect that something has gone terribly wrong. I hope you can and are willing to come here to get to the bottom of this yourself. I hesitate to say that this is so extreme that it requires the whole of the Avengers, but you are a respected figure here, and at the very least, if you were to show up yourself, I have no doubt that this matter would be straightened out right away.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Citizen of Utopia

“So what do the good citizens of mutant-world want, Steve? Don’t tell me. Logan’s hosting a bake-sale and wants you to put in an appearance so he can jack up the prices of his beer-cakes,” Tony quipped. Already, he’d moved on from watching Steve humiliate himself in the elevator to searching the internet for a donut shop that would deliver.

Steve snorted. “No. Nothing so amusing this time. It seems as if the mutants are having trouble policing their…well, trouble. I didn’t think they could make things work on that island without problems. Then again, look at them. They’re hedonistic…so many of them always were, but since they’ve stopped pretending to live in normal society, they’ve just gotten worse.”

Tony looked up at Steve with a ‘what the fuck’ look stamped on his features. He squirmed on the couch until his ass was firmly in a ‘ready to listen to Steve go on a tirade’ position. He typed something on his laptop and just waited. And waited. And when he glanced up at Steve again, he could see the Boy Scout’s nostrils flaring as if he already pictured some grave injustice being done on that island across country. Other than the mutants who still made their home in the city or wherever they did, most of them were well-out of the way and not worth worrying about. Even Erik wasn’t causing problems anymore. Why was Steve so bothered?

Because he was Steve.

WIP Game

[kurtty-drabbles]

Kurt waggoner Yandere au

@djinmer4

The classroom is full, today is an important day, it is an exam day and many are focused solely on the paper and some are clearly freaking out, everyone but Kurt Waggoner is calmly looking at the questions and the correct answer.

The young genius is not arrogant to think the question is easy and the others are stupid for not getting the answer immediately, as he waits for the time to expire, Kurt Waggoner can do one of his favourites hobby, one that is secret to even his friends know, study her.

The girl in the third row next to the wall with the huge poster, the girl with brown hair( pink streak on the left side), a punk jacket,  a frown in her face and her hands travelling through her hair nervously as she focused on the paper.

His golden eyes are fixed on her form, how her hands are now touching the paper, how her lips are dry(oh, now she is bitten her bottom lip) and her desperation on the question are screaming now.

The girl truly have troubles in this class, Kurt Waggoner often noticed how she wants to ask more, yet, her shyness stops. This often prompts Kurt to want to talk with the girl, to whisper the correct answers to her, in any language she wants and this line of thought makes his heart beat faster, a curious thing as the young Nightcrawler don´t know what to do in this situation.

"Pryde, stop fussing around, focus on the paper, in silence," the teacher said in a harsh tone, " and the girl, with her brown eyes wide cutely(Kurt is a biased bystander) and the teacher, look a bit mean to the girl, the girl carries a cutlass(a permission was given from the X-men) and her eyes travel to the teacher, to the students( she meet his golden eyes for the brief second, his heart beats faster and his face grown on a light shade of purple) and then to the paper with utter despair.

Nightcrawler still looks at the young girl, if someone wonders why Kurt is looking at the young woman, he can say he is paying attention to the poster, yet, no one noticed or care.

Kitty Pryde has a eureka moment, earning a harsh eye from the teacher, and the girl starts to write asap, Kurt pays attention to her hand´s movements. Some of the answers she is putting are incorrect and Kurt wants to say this to her.

Kurt Waggoner can´t say anything to the girl. It is new for him, every time he saw the girl his heart beat faster, his mind goes blank and the young Nightcrawler can´t utter a word.

What is this I´m feeling?

"Time is out, put the pencil down, that goes to you too, Pryde," the teacher said not nicely and Kurt frown at this, why the teacher is so mean to Kitty? Is because of sorrow memory? In this world, the robots´ fight is over, is something people love to say.

Yet, Kitty is from the last part where the fight did carry out, it was an ugly point that the humanity still is haunted by the evil robots they created themselves to kill those who they hate(ironically, the robots decided to kill all the humans)

Kitty put the pencil down and her paper was collected along with the other and everyone was excused, Kurt Waggoner jumps out of his seat wanting to talk with her, yet, his friends approach him wanting to talk and Kitty is lost in the sea of people.

Kurt left the room trying to see where she went, but it was no use. Kurt lost her.

"Kurt, there are you," Evan said along with Bobby, Jubilee and Amara are talking happily.

"I was just joking about the German food, sure in the fairy food, they will put German food" Jubilee jokes getting some chuckles from the others.

Kurt nods, clutching his fist but talks with his friends, joking about anything and hopes Kitty would be in the food fairy.

Maybe, she will be there as well. Does Katzchen like German food?

Next day, everyone is on the class but Kitty Pryde and Kurt Waggoner break a little his character by asking where is Kitty. She is never late, ever(Kurt can testify this) Is she hurt? did something happen?

"Mr Waggoner, Pryde is at the hospital, now please calm down, and let´s continue the class," The teacher said in, Kurt´s opinion, in an ugly way. the young Nightcrawler´s eyes are full of concerned.

His friends noticed this and tried to comfort him, saying she is fine and when he cares so much for the new girl.

"She could be hurt" is his only reply.

When the class is over, Kurt break his character once again and without talking with his friends, ignoring their pleas, and bamf to the hospital, what if she is dying? His mind is going to the extreme.

The receptionist informs that only family members can see the patient, and Kurt is a bit desperate until someone put a hand on his shoulder. It was Ororo Monroe, Storm( Wolverine, the dad, does talk about her, but is the first time he saw her in person)

"You are Logan and Hercules´s son, right? you´re Kurt Waggoner" Ororo said kindly "

"Yes, nice to meet you, Miss Monroe, I want to see Kitty, is she alright?" Kurt asked already dreading the worse.

"Oh, my daughter is fine, she never mentions having a friend, I´m glad for this, " she smiles in satisfaction "let´s go see Kitty, she will be happy to see you"

Kurt beam at the prospect of seeing Kitty, he didn´t know Storm adopt Kitty(there are many things he didn´t know about her) they enter in the room 35, where Kitty lays down in the bed with a small blonde girl(wearing bright pink) who is eating cookies and gelatine.

"Kitty, a friend of yours is here to see you, do you want to explain how you get to be here?" Miss Monroe is in the motherly hen, something Kurt knew very well with Hercules and Wolverine.

"Oh, ok, no one is going to let me forget this, ok, so I was trying to fly I lost the control and I ended up hurting my arm" Kitty shows her arm cast "Hi, Kurt Waggoner"

Kurt blushes purple at the sight.

"I thought the worse, you weren´t there and I was worried" it wasn´t smoothly  like some of his other version(can you feel envy of yourself)

The blonde girl just looks at him and rolls her eyes.

"He does read Jonh Green, great" Yana said eating again.

"I didn´t know someone would notice my absence," Kitty said and Kurt realize how Yana and Ororo didn´t like this part, kitty is too honest.

"I did, I noticed and I was worried," Kurt said and before she asks why " you seem to be a nice girl and I want to know more about you if you want we can be friends"

"And all it takes was from my arm to be cast" she jokes while Ororo still send some reproval and worry gaze "which I promise I´ll never do that again, pinky swear"

"Pink promises are sacred, Katya, can´t you say for sure you won´t do anything dangerous?" Yana said eating more cookies.

"I´ll try"

Ororo just sighs "well, it is something"

Kitty gives her attention to Kurt Waggoner and gives a bright smile(it is too cute and precious) and she says.

"You are always looking at that poster, "she said and Kurt fear that she found out his trick,"do you like books that much?"

Kurt nods and adds softly.

"Uhm, I was wondering if you want we can study math, the teacher said it was not an easy subject for you" it was a lie, but Kurt can´t say he noticed her struggle.

She beams and Kurt found out cute.

"Yes, I really need help," she said and as the conversation progress, Kurt is really happy, it may not have been as romantic or smoothly, but finally, Kurt Waggoner is talking and befriend Kathy "Kitty" Pryde.

[waveridden]

top five superheroes, top five things to do in the winter?

top five superheroes how could you do this to me angie

rictor, my boy

bart allen, my first ever fave fictional character

lorna dane. please help her

kurt waggoner. he was only fourteen i’m gonna cry

tj wagner my badass GIRL

these are just the first five i thought of tho it changes sometimes

top five things to do in the winter

tbh, stay inside

go outside when it’s snowing and just. stand. it can be really peaceful under the right circumstances

since typically winter involves christmas light displays: i love light shows and those kind of things? one of my roommates took me to bentleyville this past december which is the biggest light show in the country and it was so fucking cool

drink hot chocolate

stare in abject horror @ all the people who wear shorts when it’s snowing

side note: i met a dude once who was like “i hate when people complain about the cold! if anyone ever says it’s cold around me i take off one of my layers of clothes no matter what” and my greatest regret in life is that i was never in the same place as him when it was snowing because i would’ve complained till he was in his underwear. i punched him once (body blow not in the face) but that’s another story entirely

[mikeellee]

Spirit is Far too impulsive. Far too much. And This rend her to play next to the pool and falling to said pool. The problem? She does not know How to swing.

Kurt Waggoner was reading his books. Have contribuate to some of Hank McCoy research ( and the old Blue mutant did keep his promise and let a dedicatory to Kurt Waggoner and Share the profits If the book and reaserch with Kurt) when He heard a girl screaming.

And meet Kitty drowing. The boy Teleport himself to the location and Grab her Hand to teleport her to the ground.

"are you ok?"

"im Fine." Kitty Said then the adults arrive. Many people are making sure Kitty is alright. Kurt Waggoner is not the one to like glory. He lied saying It was other person who saved Kitty.

Kitty stares at him.

On the next day, Kitty meet Kurt Waggoner reading a big book, alone.

"what are you doing?"

"writing"

"i meant"

" me too."

Kitty then asks. " Why you didnt Tell you saved me?"

Kurt " im not good with crows and people"

Kitty ''well, you saved me. And i want to say thank you"

Kurt blinks a bit awakard " you welcome"

Kitty " Reading anything good?"

Kurt" the robotic law "

Kitty " ....oh, right that book. I know everything about that book?"

Kurt" really?"

Kitty " no, can you Tell me?"

And Kurt Waggoner never again was seen reading alone.

@djinmer4

Prompt #23

Person A rescues Person B from drowning.

[kurtty-drabbles]

The mysterious death of Charles Xavier

@dannybagpipesarecalling @kurttyfamily @tieflingteeth @muninandhugin​

The pallet of colors present in the main office is white, red, and green, all thanks to Emma Frost, Madelyne Pryor, and Sebastian Shaw.

The main office is filled with letters, admissions letters to be exact, to be examined by the 3 adults present in this deluxe ambient. Sebastian Shaw is reading the letter of the Braddocks - the paper has the brazen of the family and Shaw is paying more attention for practical reasons only- ignoring the other pile.

Sebastian Shaw needs no introduction as the man dressed like someone from the Victorian era, which is unpractical, as they´re in the 21 century.

“The Braddocks are asking about our summer program, a collaboration can be profitable for us,” the voice carries not-so-subtle greed and the two ladies present in the room ignored his words.

“Anyhow, we have to select the next class for the school, we need genius and mutant, accepting Inhumas was a mistake,” Maddy counter clinical even if her eyes hold some pity, “at least in the RP department, Medusa was a hell of a show for us to deal and this really affected our reputation,”

Madelyne Pryor has long red hair, green eyes and is a stunning woman, however, she’s holding a letter with the symbol of the royal family. “They took all the Inhumas kids from us and ...we look like fools, I don´t like that at all,” Madeline frowns as the letter is burned.

Sebastian pipes in. “Your sister could have helped us” it was poor advice to give as Madeline sent a death glare in response, the man may be greedy but he’s smart enough to keep his mouth shut.

Emma Frost is laughing, for once, it wasn´t thanks to Shaw's callous decision or Maddy´s sister complex. “Oh My God!” she barks laughter again as she hands the letter to Maddy.

Madeline takes the letter and reads it out loud. “Dear council of Hellfire school, my name is Katherine Anne Pryde, I´m not a genius nor I know much about genetic-I think you guys have tons of future evil scientists- but I´m a fan of mysterious...I´m a witch- a real one, I promise- and I want to investigate the mystery of Charles Xavier´s death, can I please study in your school?”

Maddy cracks a smile but is unsure why Emma found that so hilarious.

“You, this is perfect, let’s enroll her in this school!” Emma suggested and Shaw wanted to argue but Emma is quick on her point. “Aside from her being hilarious,” there´s a derisive tone present. “It will also help us take the antis out of our back, people seem to think we support eugenics and if we have a true dumbass running around...our school is safe, for now,” Emma concluded.

The woman adjusted her white dress suit-never once ashamed of her coverage- and reads as she looks at the picture of Kitty Pryde. “She looks so much like a goofy,” controlling her laughter the woman has a sly smile now. “Which means, she’s perfect, we can use her,”

Madelyne Pryor raises one good point. “Emma, our school is for genius for a very good reason, you think if we let a person, with normal intelligence, hanging out here...it won´t cause us problems? Do you think she can understand our classes?”

Emma shakes her head. “Of course not, but, again, she wants to investigate one of the most mysterious deaths of Charles Xavier, let her try, once she fails...she can put this on her resume later and hey, our good name may open some door for her or not, either way, no one loses here,” Emma promised.

Shaw raises another good point. “The tuition is expensive for a reason, you think this girl can afford it? Plus, our scholarships are for real genius, real talents like Amadeus Cho or Kurt Waggoner, wouldn´t that mean...we´re robbing some child’s chance just so you can bully a teen?”

Maddy is looking at him in total surprise. “Wow, that’s a very ...kind thoughtful of you, Sebastian!”

Sebastian just shrugs. “The student of today can be a client of tomorrow”

Maddy sighs in defeat. “Here we go, that’s the real Sebastian!”

Emma waves dismissively at them. “we still can afford the real students, this one...this one will be a short joke, I promise you,”

In the end, no one has any objection.

Kitty Pryde should be in school, but, ever since the incident-something no one likes to comment on- she and all the other students have free time. Well, some have tutors and others were transferred to another school.

Kitty is with her red jacket as she’s coming back to her home, no school may be normal, but no one can stay stuck at home 24/7 as she returns-sauntering and even jumping over the white fence- she noticed a letter on the mailbox.

“Hey, the mail deliverer arrived at last,” she noticed the number of letters. Bills and some invitation, until, “Oh my God...The Hellfire School reply to me” the girl has a big grin on her face.

She went inside to open the letter. Didn’t even hear her mother saying something about soup, as she is now in her room filled with magic and mystery books till the eyes can see.

Kitty delicately puts the letter on the bed and takes a deep sigh. Her fingers grow a soft blue light.

“OK, OK, Letter open it,” the letter opens by itself gently. Kitty is reading one time, two times, three times and finally, she screams of joy.

This makes Terry prompts to her room with a broom in her hands. “What? Is another demon?” and sighs in relief as is just Kitty with a floating letter. “What happened?”

“Mom, guess what? I´m accepted to Hellfire School...I CAN SOLVE ANOTHER MYSTERY,”

Terry can only say one thing. “Could be this time the mystery won´t be related to a demon?”

“It’s Charles Xavier´s murder!”

“Silly Terry, silly me!”

[kurtty-drabbles]

R- Argyle (Any!verse)

N/A: This one got me to think. I could do one about Waggoner. But why not something different?

@djinmer4 @bamfoftheundead @dannybagpipesarecalling @everykurt

Kitty is wearing an argyle sweater and is feeling pretty nerdy but she´s not required to dress sexy to anyone but herself and if she wants to dress comfortably she´ll do so. And she´s on Excalibur´s lighthouse reading some mangas without care.

Lyssa, Meggan´s twin and newest member of the team is flirting with Alaister and convince the man to go out with her today- he wanted to organize some files, but, as Lyssa mentioned, he can do this later- and while Kurt is still not seeing the supposed allure of Alaister but won´t press the issue anymore.

Now, Kurt is watching Kitty comfortable sit and reading mangas as she´s wearing an argyle sweater and looks relaxed -and if Kurt can be honest with himself, there´s a beauty in Kitty´s eyes that no short dress Lyssa or Meggan can compete- but Kurt wonders if Kitty is truly happy.

Alaister has Lyssa.

Rachel is going out with Amara.

Is Kitty ok in being alone?

Suddenly her phone rings and her face lit up and Kurt has this weird feeling again as she does look pretty like that. Is she talking with Piotr? and to his surprise, she´s not talking with Piotr.

She was dead serious in never speak with Yana´s brother again.

"Yeah Wanda...I´m reading...look, so far I´m not getting why you said it would be dark...volume? Oh, volume 1...why are you laughing?"

"Since when Kitty and Wanda are such good friends?" Kurt asked to himself not want to admit this new feeling.

[kurtty-drabbles]

“that was a very bad idea. 0/10 would not recommend.” (Waggoner and Spirit)

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @bamfoftheundead @discordsworld

N/A: Genius boy and Spirit are here to do dumb and smart shit.

What you do when you´re facing an evil version fo yourself? This is a question that every X-men should do at least once and right now Waggoner is looking to a more mature version of himself that has one golden eye and an eye-patch hiding the other eye (he can use the other eye but nothing good ever come out of this) and has so many questions to make.

"Why are you evil?" Waggoner asked incredulously as the space conquered Kurt is taking down the enemies and speaks of destruction and rebuild as Pheonix wanted.

The evil Kurt ignores the question.

Spirit had an idea.  Waggoner sense the idea and shakes his head, but, one glare of Spirit is enough to convince him as the two come closer of the evil conquer and speak as regal, as mature, as powerful they could.

"You speak about Outer Gods...but fail to reconize us?" Spirit replies hoping she´s conveying the image she has of Zaorva right. Waggoner makes the best look of a psychopath (again, that the image he has of IT) as they pretend to be the Outer Couple.

This plan has everything to fail, yet, the conquer Kurt bows to them. The man/alien seems to ignore that Waggoner asked why he´s evil? Or maybe, to their luck, the man didn´t hear in the first place as now he´s bowing at them.

"Pathetic, you think you can understand the plan of Outer Gods?" Waggoner asked remembering few stories with IT he has read in the past. His heart is beating so loud and he´s about to throw up, but, still, keep the facade.

"My Lord, I thought you..."  Spirit silence him and order him to leave now and Waggoner agrees to do a great impression of an evil deity that loves destruction.

The evil Kurt nods and without any discussion enter in his space ship and leave Earth alone.

"Oh my god, that was the dumbest idea ever"

"Let´s never do this again"

Omake:

Waggoner and Spirt are walking on the park, thanks to efforts of everyone (humans and mutants) the park is rebuilt quickly and it seems the alien attack was far away from anyone´s mind.

The genius boy was talking with Spirt about the newest project when they stumble in a couple that seemed lost. A woman with a somewhat fairy-like appearance (almost resemble Spirt...except her hair does not literally shine) and the man has ...and smile that makes you uneasy.

"Hello, children" his tone is grave and even through Waggoner has dealt with Darkholme in the past...this is a different type of tone. He´s not feeling safe. "We heard you were the ones that saved the Earth"

"Pretending to be Outer Gods? What a novel idea, really, no one has done that before" the woman spoke and Spirit only nods not sure of what to do.

Then the man and woman only pat the kids` shoulders saying it was amusing and then leave without saying much.

"....What happened here?"

"....I rather not know"

[kurtty-drabbles]

Genius au (part4)

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336 @sailorstar9

N/A: More of Kurt meeting Kurt.

The mission was a success, Darkholme slays the enemy, Wagner rescue the hostages and Waggoner helps in the technology defeating the sentinels in a way Wagner never could imagine, defeating them internally.

The success is great, but, it came with a coast, the machine used to bring Kurt Wagner and Darkholme to their houses are in collapse, thus, making Darkholme and Wagner have to stay on Waggoner´s dimension for a little while hence enhance the silent and oppressing silence.

Waggoner is in awe at their fighting skills and feels inadequate compared to them. Darkholme is envious of Waggoner´s purity and Wagner is envious of Darkholme and Waggoner´s relationships with the others.

At the moment, Dazzler is talking with Waggoner, ignoring Wagner and giving the “don´t try anything funny” to Darkholme, to resolve the issue.

“Wait, here, Logan and Hercules are coming. They´ll know what to do” Dazzler and Longshot are analysing the damage with Waggoner and how they can fix.

“I can fix in a few weeks, and no, you have school tomorrow, you can´t skip it” Longshot speaks firmly and Dazzler giggles amused at this as her hand touches her belly. However, a group of X-men saw Darkholme, Wagner and Waggoner together and quickly jump to the logical conclusion.

“Oh my god, Waggoner is your family?” Mercury asked looking at the two tall blue men who are uncannily similar to Waggoner. Darkholme is not pleased and Wagner explain they are Nightcrawler from different dimensions, Mercury blinks and only mention that was her second option.

Logan arrives and Darkholme can´t help by drawing his swords “The Logan from my dimension wasn´t a person I miss” and Wagner manages to calm him down. Hercules asked what´s happened and was brief about the situation.

“Well, that matters is that you´re alright” and gives a tight hug on Waggoner, now reality sinks in, they can´t let the two nightcrawlers on their own and the X-men can´t house them(Darkholme scaries the children and Wagoner´s way to introduce himself make the other women uneasy, so, there´s one solution and Logan seems to not enjoy it) “as for the matter where the others will stay, our house has guest rooms”

Logan looks at Darkholme. Darkholme looks at Logan. This won´t be pleasant.

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Living in the Logan/ Hercules´s residence is nice, Logan is talking with Wagner(ignoring Darkholme and his death glare) about the political affair on this dimension, the sentinel program still happened, but the key difference here, is how the humans and mutants unity against the program and “And this little genius save everyone´s lives, you´re a hero kid”

Waggoner offers a shy smile “so, about become an X-men….”

“We you´re over 18” Logan and Hercules replied together. Wagner thought it was cute, then remember that the Logan of his dimension sleep with Mystique and how that´s not a nice thought to have.

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Hercules and Waggoner are making the dinner for the guest as Logan and Darkholme still gaze intensely at each other.

Wagner is regretting many things in his life.

Hercules is back with the dinner as well Waggoner bragging about the food, the boy is a genius in the kitchen too.

“Oh, by the way, since we are talking about dopalengers, another Kitty Pryde is in the Hellfire Academy” Hercules speaks and Wagner spits his drink chocking asking if he heard this right. His Kitty Pryde would prefer to die than stay in the Hellfire Academy, yet, this is a new dimension.

“Ah, you guys did make contact with my Kitty” Wagner mentioned remembering the last mission Kitty had was here. Logan and Hercules nods explaining how the intellect of that Kitty impress everyone, even people like Hank Pym and how everyone is sure this Kitty (“her codename is Spirit, it gets confused if we call her this Kitty” Waggoner suggests) now Spirit, will impress everyone.

“It was Emma Frost herself who pick the girl “ Logam pipes in impressed by this feature and Kurt Wagner knows his Kitty wouldn´t be impressed.

Darkholme knows Ariel never had any mission here, yet, he does not know why Kurt reacts so strongly to Emma Frost picking Spirit...in his dimension, they are friends.

[kurtty-drabbles]

I hold with those who favor fire. (Any!verse)

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N/A: Zaorva is rolling here lol. This was an idea I held for some time, Zaorva punishing more people.

Hank Pym is one of the brilliant minds of all generation. Tony Stark is not so remarkable if comparing with ½ of Pym´s inventions, yes, Hank Pym is a great mind and that is something no one can ever refute. Amadeus Cho and Kurt Waggoner are linked as the next Hank Pym and the two of them can see this as a compliment, yet, prefer to be just Amadeus Cho and Kurt Waggoner.

Yes, Hank is brilliant, but no amount of Q.I can hide the fact he beats on his face constantly or the pressure he puts on his only daughter, Hope needs to be perfect or else…

Hank Pym is far brilliant and thought to join Zaorva´s cult is the way to go. In reality, he joined to show the light of his own work, however, this quickly dies as Hank saw the innovations and technology they use. The Zaorva´s cult created a device to clean water to Flint, US and São Paulo, Brazil and it was something Hank never thought in making.

Hank is furious as of how come Zaorva can have this technology, no, why those people hide behind this fake god when they can be gods themselves?

“Lady Zaorva is real, you make an oath to her and you should respect the said oath, now, please, be mindful of your own mind and cut the envy or else you´ll be cut” Bucky and Elektra repat in unions as they are helping the victims of a tornado.

“What? Stop with this talk of Zaorva, she´s not real…Your technology, however, is very real” Hank speaks and before Elektra could speak anything, Hank saw himself in a different location. A blue rose garden.

A woman with freckles and a yellow dress(the symbol of the X-men is visible, oh great what those annoying muties want? is the only thing Hank can think) is not blinking as her blue tentacles wrapped his waist and a soft chuckle escapes her lips as the man is hurling in pain  “Am I real enough?”

“Who are you?” Hank asked knowing, somehow, that was a dumb question.

“I´m the creation itself…Zaorva and I´m very disappointed” Now she puts one of her tentacles on her lips as faking thinking something “no, I´m not disappointed, I´m glad, I always want an excuse to kill you”  Zaorva smiles again as her Kitty Pryde´s mask(her human body for this dimension) is cracking “you are very annoying and I think I´m making a huge favour in getting rid of you”

Hank Pym saw his gadget melt and some turn into dust. The man can only see fit for someone to be that intelligent to be devoured by the gods.

Zoarva laughs manically now. “Wow, you´re even more pathetic in this timeline, you think your intelligence impress me, bitch, please” the tentacles that are holding Hank brutally planted the man on the ground “no, I have something better in mind”

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Hank´s wife was called as the police finally locate her missing husband. Hank is in a hospital, in New Mexico, without name in a vegetative state. According to the doctor Romares Hank Pym lost good part of his brain´s activity and needs machines to breathe, urinate and even to make his heart beating.

“But…somehow he´s still there, he can blink one or two times, but the scans says his brain did suffer damage too serious he can´t even lift or think in lifting his pinky finger”

Hank´s wife looks at Hank blinking two times as the nurse help with the urination.

“How that happen?”

“I…don´t know, even vegetative have some control on the brain activity, but here….is almost like he has no brain or at least, lost a good part of his own mind”

Now Hank´s wife is thinking in turning off the machines or not, she touches her bruised eye(a good makeup and time can hide some wounds) and closes her eyes and prays to Zaorva to help in making this decision.

“Lady Zaorva…what shall I do?”

[kurtty-drabbles]

Waggoner and Dr. Wagner meet Noir Spider Man.

@djinmer4

N/A: MeH...

Kurt Waggoner is used to meeting wormholes and being sucked to new dimensions and learn about new versions of himself, that´s how he meets Kurt Darkholme, not a pleasant start but now the two can get along. So, when Spiderman Noir enters his world, being all...Noir, Kurt Waggoner knew he would be sucked to a new adventure.

Ignoring how eering Spiderman´s voice is similar to Nicholas Cage, the man is not going to be ranked higher in Kurt Waggoner´s list of favourite superheroes.

But to be fair, the man is one step above Dr Wagner, the man is German(of course, is there an Italian Kurt?) , however, there´s something really wrong with the man.

Kurt Waggoner was sucked into this world, but, had the good sense to have a holo-watch to disguise himself as Spiderman Noir warned that his world is not like Waggoner´s.

"So, you are Peter´s cousin?" Dr Wagner asked smiling in a way is fake, but, is very convincing. Waggoner knows a thing or two about fake smiles. Also, thank god, Dr Wagner already speaks Spiderman´s name...the superhero didn´t give his name and neither Waggoner.

(He can´t call him Nicholas Cage as the man does not exist in his world and is not his real name, thanks to Dr Wagner)

"Yes, he is my cousin of third-degree" Spiderman noir or Peter as now Kurt knows clarifies. Dr Wagner looks at the boy for a moment, he would speak something else when a new voice joins the conversation.

"Peter, he is adorable" Kitty gushed and Waggoner blushes a little. This never changes no matter the dimension.

"Thank you, Kitty, my cousin and I have to go back home now, many things to do now" Peter speaks calmly "It´s always nice to see you, Kitty" Peter replied smiling innocently at Dr Wagner who is still smiling in his Oscar-winning performance. "Dr Wagner"

"See you soon, Peter, and nice to meet you...Cornelius" the good doctor smiles at the boy.

Later in the evening, Spiderman Noir and Kurt Waggoner are facing the "Demon" oddly enough the demon is not surprised by Kurt Waggoner´s true looks nor by his powers, the man, if he is a man at all, is surprised that in a moment of the confrontation the boy confirms he is not Peter´s cousin...Dr Wagner will keep this information for later.

Eventually, the two heroes escape and Kurt Waggoner returns to his dimension, the Noir universe is not something he wishes to experiment again.

[kurtty-drabbles]

3 times AoA wanted to kill wizard and one time he did

N/A: To sum up, evil wizard Kurt ends up in Kurt D´s universe before meeting his own Kitty so what happened here does not make him a total asshole.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling

1) Bad starts

Kurt Darkholme is no stranger to different dimensions and his doppelgangers. The man can even rank his favourite alternative version, Kurt Waggoner is his number 1, Kurt Wagner(the priest) is in second and Nightcreeper is in third(the man resembles Deadpool sometimes but Darkholme can admire his sense of justice)

However, there are versions of himself Kurt dislike or downright hate(nazi!Kurt for example, didn´t live enough to say more than Hi ), Cadbury didn´t last long either and now...there´s this wizard that is getting on his nerves.

"Ah, here I was thinking it wouldn´t have much to look out" the wizard speak to a very confused Ariel much to Darkholme´s annoyance.

"Well, we just finish the reforms but...we choose practical over fashion" Ariel stated and Darkholme merely chuckles as Rogue facepalm herself and the wizard didn´t seem to mind the naive reply.

"So, why are you here?" Darkholme stated with a barbed tone and the wizard regards him as Darkholme himself was an afterthought.

"Oh, right, one of my enemies run to this dimension and I want to stop him" the wizard replied paying more attention to Ariel who is still confused at the whole deal, why look at her? Kurt Darkholme is the one who offers to help the wizard in the first place.

"So, a criminal of your world comes to mine, and you act like a fool, no wonder the criminal got away" Darkholme now has his direct attention.

"It was lucky and Darkholme, don´t be such killjoy, the last time I used the name Darkholme was when I was such in a dark place, but, look around I don´t think you live in a hellish place anymore" the wizard smiles malicious and Darkholme is regretting not bringing his sword to this meeting.

"Hey, stop that, whatever this is, there´s a magical criminal walking freely in our world, rockstar, and we can´t idly around, now, Yana mention something about this symbol" Ariel speaks remember some things that Yana talk about seals."

The wizard falters in his smiles and Darkholme feels a little vindicate.

2) fight

The said criminal is a foe that Darkholme never saw before, magic users are rare, but not extinct, Magik and Dr Stranger are one of the most powerful and are helping the survivors with magic abilities to navigated through this new life. Scarlet Witch is also helping even if she is heavily pregnant with twins.

But this criminal is something else and as much it loathes to Darkholme to admit it would be impossible to catch him without the wizard´s help, Kurt Darkholme could show gratitude if the wizard stops from getting on his nerves.

"Thank you for helping the rockstar, we don´t get to fight many magical users" Ariel replied and the wizard smiles (in a fashion that makes Darkholme want to punch him) and replied smoothly.

"It´s no problem, you fight bravely have you ever thought in leaving the X-men and doing something else?" Darkholme has his swords in hand ready to dirty his blade with the wizard´s blood.

"No, I like here and I would miss everyone deeply, especially him"Ariel points in good humour at Darkholme who blinks at her reply. "I would never want to leave him, not after everything we went through"

The wizard blinks and just sighs dejectedly.

3)almost

The wizard catches the criminal but still haven´t left, his excuse, as Darkholme calls it, is that the man wants to repay the damage the criminal did. Ariel think is a noble thing to do, Darkholme is far too cynical to believe in a word he is speaking.

"Knock off" Darkholme speak once the wizard would speak the same speech again  "I know why are you doing this, but, it won´t happen, she won´t choose you"

"Oh, she choose you for now, are you sure she won´t change her mind?" the wizard smiles malicious and Darkholme is itching to cut his head off "for now, it seems the lovely Ariel seems very into you, what a shame"

"Ah, what a shame your head is still attached to your body, such a shame" Darkholme stated after the wizard vanishes into thin air.

4) finally

The wizard is finally leaving when the man thought it would be nice to kiss Ariel´s hand much to Ariel´s confusion and to Darkholme´s dismay, that is actually the last drop, as the man catches his sword and cuts the wizard´s head off.

Ariel didn´t scream. Used to the battlefield to know better, however, she did freak a little when the body reattached itself unlike Deadpool, the wizard is healed from death that easily.

"That´s was mean" the wizard reply and maybe he would have cast a spell on Kurt Darkholme but Ariel intervene.

"Well, so it was flirt with someone that is already in a relationship, Rogue explained why you are being so nice to me, and wizard, you know by now that I´m on a relationship and I don´t appreciate you try to stir confusion" Ariel looks dead set into his eyes and the wizard merely shurgs.

"You are very cute, I like you, either way, Darkholme is a lucky man, I finish what I was aimed to do, take care Ariel and Darkholme" the wizard stated as the portal opens and the man is out of the AoA´s universe.

"I hate this guy"

"Yeah, me too"

[kurtty-drabbles]

Comfort

N/A: Because I love Kurt Waggoner and it needs more Kurtty for this particular Kurt, the genius.

@djinmer4

The X-men are more than used by now to deal with the most bizarre and uniques situations, so, when Kurt Waggoner and his group teleport to Kurt Wagner´s dimension telling that North Korea, of their dimension, travel to 616´s dimension and design evil clones of the X-men. Both Kurt takes offence as the evil counterpart is a talking walking stereotype, the worst ones.

Both Logans have a mindset ready, go to North Korea and beat the faux X-men to death, Kurt Waggoner has 18 years old now, he is allowed to kill enemies(Hercules, for his part, wish that the boy wouldn´t go for this route but then again, X-men, in any universe have to deal with tough calls)

At moment, Kurt Waggoner is resting his head on Kitty Pryde´s lap, she is tiny(and younger than 616!Kitty and unlike that Kitty has no idea of robotics or technology) has a purple streak on her chestnut hair, a jaded jacket, the scabbard of her faithful sword is easily spot on her back(easy to carry and easy to not miss) and her delicate fingers are careless his now long hair trying to give peace of mind to the young prodigy.

"Darling" her voice is saccharine in such a natural way that almost crashes with the punk aesthetic she tries to enable " What is on your brilliant mind? you seem wanting to carry all the woes of the world again, you know that this is not healthy"

"I know, I know, I just ...can´t shake the feeling of useless and feeling violated, those monsters clone me, or maybe another Kurt, to created a Nazi! Kurt and is not something I can shake off" Kurt Waggoner explained feeling his blood boiled. In school, people used to named him Nazi because he is German and knowing that monstrosity exists, somehow makes his rage increase.

Her hands still solely on his hair playing with his blue locks gently rub his special spot and Kurt can´t help by purr a little.

"You have every right to feel anger, it is not ok, nothing in this situation is ok, however, you don´t have to shoulder all this alone, Mr Logan is here, Hercules is here, Dazzler is here, Ororo is here and I´m here, we know the real you and we know how far from this faux Kurt is from the original, Kurt Waggoner is the sweetest, bravest and smartest person I know and I hope to be like you, Kurt" his golden eyes look at her in awe as she nods and confirms what just told "yes, you inspire me, you little nerd" said with affection.

A smile finally graces his blue face and suddenly the situation doesn´t seem so scary anymore.

"What I would do without you?" Kurt dared to ask.

" That, you fuzzy little nerd, is something you will never know" she replied as now branding his locks "By the way, I´m digging the long hair"

[kurtty-drabbles]

Paranormal

N/A: This would have time travel but Meh It would be far too complex, maybe next time, anyway, Suprise guest in this story and it has a reason for that, If I survive until the end I´ll tell.

@djinmer4

A genius in the wrong position could look like a fool.– Idowu Koyenikan

Kurt Waggoner often heard from his peers, family and co-workers(friends is a complex word that fewer associated with him) that the now teenager is a genius and a prodigy. His first family, the Waggoner was proud and loved the boy dearly, until the end they couldn´t stop loving the boy. His second family composed of a grumpy Canadian, a demi-God and a Rock Star who aren´t blind as for how intelligent the boy is.

Yet, all his high Q. I. serve to nothing as in the end, the prodigy son couldn´t help in that mission, and she has to save him, once again.

"Ah, why the blue face?" a feminine voice jolt his muses. She is often here with him, even despite all what he witnessed. She is still here. "You are blue already, so you can´t be bluer, so, genius boy!"

"I was thinking about your funeral, it was lovely" his face is crestfallen as the girl sighs. Her eyes avoid looking at the white lilies, a macabre renascence of her own funeral she got herself. "Why did you do that?"

"I like lilies and I think your room needs more flowers" Kitty explained checky as she floats next to Kurt.

"No, why did you sacrifice yourself for me?" Kurt asked crying and the girl tries to console him, but, now she is really a ghost girl." tell me the truth, no jokes" Kurt said with a strong voice(puberty?)

The girl broke her Cheshire smile and explains.

"Because, genius boy, you are important, I´m the slowest student in the school, I did take the lower grades and only got in the X-men Program out of luck, and I never thought I could have been a hero, until I meet you, since I´m dead I can tell you this now, you are always my inspiration, Waggoner, and when you did go confront Stryker, for the first time since I knew you, I understand your plan, you wanted to sacrifice yourself to stop him...so, I got first, I decided to save you...so, it would enter in your thick skull that you shouldn´t throw away your life"

"And...you throw away yours?" Kurt is in a mix of anger and sadness. "Damn, this wasn´t supposed to happen"

"It was to be only your death?" Kitty stated and Kurt back away.

"There´s many other varies you could have explored" a moment of realization hits him harder " that I could have explored, I was so caught up in defeating Stryker that nothing else matters. And now... I lost you"

"Kurt..." her voice is ghostly. Pun appropriated as she can´t hug the blue boy, then, she lifts the pillow(follow Kurt around comes with rules and she can´t talk much as people would think the genius boy is losing his mind by talking with himself)  and uses the pillow as a surrogate hugger. The boy hugs the pillow pretending it was the girl in front of him.

Ironic enough, the pillow has a similar smell to hers. Lavender.

"I guess we both were stupid teenagers," Kitty said still holding the pillow and her words hit a core inside deeply. His mother, Martha Waggoner, often told him that spirits are usually separated in two categories: the ones who are stuck here because of unfinished business or sometimes, the spirit does not want to leave earth.

God, my son, is a benevolent father, if he asks someone to go to heaven then it is their time.

And Kurt Waggoner remembers the time GOD took his first family when GOD tried to take his second family and then he remembers when GOD take his Kitty. GOD is a sadistic manipulative son of a bitch and the words of Kurt Darkholme echoes in his mind.

Fuck God.

Yeah, Fuck God.

If demi-gods can exist(Kurt WAGGONER´s new potty mouth/mind will never refer to Hercules in anything in such low regards. Hercules is family, not that GOD that the Waggoner foolish believed), if time-travel exists, if doppelganger of Kurt WAGGONER can exist...sure there´s a way to bring Kitty back.

Fuck GOD.

"Kurt?" Kitty noticed his grin got wilder, that typical grin where the genius boy has an idea and no one can stop him.

"Katzchen, if you could come back, would grab the chance?" Kurt asked as the floating Kitty now has her feet on the ground pondering the question carefully.

"Of course, but, Kurt I´m dead "

"And yet, you are here, so ... there´s must have a way to bring you back," Kurt said with enthusiasm. "And we can sort this out together"

"We?"

"Yes, we, because Katzchen, you are not dumb, we are different kinds of smart and I´ll need your help with this" Kurt said looking like a kicked puppy dog.

"Fine, fine, but I read the book Faust" Kurt raise his eyebrows"Ok, I saw the movie, but it was a long one, anyway, no deal with Mephisto"

"Who would be stupid enough to make deals with the devil?"

"Thankfully, not us"

And this lifts his spirits. Pun intended. As now Kurt has to do a new research with Kitty. How to bring her body back. Next stop the library of the Howlet-Hercules is.

[kurtty-drabbles]

“I don’t know how to use a gun” (With Kurt Waggoner, any Kitty)

N/A: So, since Kitty does not seem to exist in the Waggoner dimension I took the liberty to create one.

@djinmer4

Kitty Pryde: A fourteen years old girl who inserts herself in the punk life, or at least in the aesthetic by having some of her locks dye in a soft pink shade. Maybe the new look is a way to imitate her idol and caretaker Miss.Monroe.

The girl, while enjoying fashion and cute dresses is not ashamed of admitting she likes ‘boy stuff’ as well, like for example, being a swordfighter and have watched several movies and browse a plethora of books with the theme.

People always have this expectation that Kitty should know about computers and nothing else, and while computers are important, Kitty Pryde has no problem in break those expectations.

“Kitty, we have a mission for you” Miss. Monroe spoke warmly gaining Kitty´s attention “we need you to defend Kurt Waggoner for the time being”

Kurt Waggoner? Oh, right? that super genius kid, Professor X is going on and on about him and his intelligence, which considering Professor X is now a floating head that must mean something.

Kitty, living with Storm for all her life never meet kids of her age, not that she minds terrible, she got to meet wonderful persons like Betsy(Kitty have the suspicion that Storm and Betsy may be more than friends, but any confirmation has been made yet) Jean, Scott and even Hercules and Wolverine…but never someone on her own age.

“I accept the mission, and my sword is his sword”

“I was wondering when you would quote Lord of the rings today”

She was succinctly about Nightcrawler, he lived with Wolverine and Hercules, is a super genius and is German(there´s not much to work with this but Kitty likes a challenge) all the images she is fabricating of him are inconsistent with the next one.

Finally, Kitty meets Kurt Waggoner, the super genius is nothing like the image she was crafting in her mind, Kurt is extremely shy, blue and seems frightened of her.

Is the sword? Oh, must be the sword.

“Hi, my name is Kitty Pryde, the X-men send me here to protect you” for a tiny moment she thought Kurt would have a problem with a girl protecting him, however, this has quickly vanished.

“ Oh, hello, my name is Kurt Waggoner, thank you for protecting me and I´m sorry”

“For what?”

“Your job will not be easy”

Kurt Waggoner: Is a very intelligent, no doubt about this fact, but, Kurt also is extremely shy and doesn´t understand how to communicate with the people of his age, well, to be fair, there are several issues preventing him to have a social life.

One of them is the fact he is blue and looks like the devil weight more than him being super smart.

Of course, the idea of bringing Kitty here is not so much to deal with protecting and more with interaction, Wolverine is worried about Kurt and while the blue boy is touched by the gesture, he does not think the coming of this girl will make any change.

Well, maybe I was wrong.

Kitty sits next to him and talks about her day and asks about his, she doesn´t show disgust or fear for his appearance(she confess, once after a month here, she was afraid of his accent “it is silly now” “why my accent?” “…I´m Jewish”) prompting the genius to know more about Kitty´s life to make sure she is alright here.

Kurt is label as monster, demon, mad genius and amongst others things that aren´t worth mention or think about it, however, Kitty may be the first to call him the fuzzy elf.

“Fuzzy Elf, we are under attack, stay close to me” Kitty commands drawing her sword fiercely.

“I never use a weapon before” Kurt respond sincerely.

“Is ok, I´m here to protect you, Kurt, well, Wolverine is here to protect us all ” she jokes “ but, fear not Elf, I´ll not let the bad guys catch you”

Kurt Waggoner saw many swashbuckling movies and understand that this is the part where the pretty damsel in distress melt in admiration and love for the hero, Kurt never in his many calculations thought he would be the pretty damsel in distress.

Not objecting.

[kurtty-drabbles]

Fluff - 22 - “If you’re so cold, why didn’t you say something? Come here.” (canon comicverse)

@djinmer4 @augment-techs @raainstorms @lesdernierssous

N/A: GOLD never exists.

Kurt Wagner: being resurrected sure makes one person reevaluate some life choices. Kurt Wagner certainly has some regrets and did make a few mistakes in the long road, however, there´s one thing Kurt can agree is that joining the X-men change his life.

When the elf return hugs and happy tears were exchanges with familiarity, it is a run joke to this point that Death can never keep with an X-men for long.

Between all the familiar and new faces, one face is absent from the happy reunion. Kitty Pryde was not present, for what the desolated Elf understood, the woman was on a mission with X-23 in Washington, DC.

There´s this temptation to teleport and greet Kitty, but, this mission is important(from what Logan mentioned) and the elf does not want to cause problems.Besides, Kurt Wagner was dead and is back again, a little patience won´t kill him again.

The only problem, winter strike and unmerciful. Kurt never likes the winter and the solitude it brings. Wrapping himself around blankets(enduring the new mutants calling him mummy, which, is not funny) the elf tries to distract himself from the cold.

“Kurt” the elf in the sofa pay attention to the voice he would recognize in a million of years “ Is that you?” there´s fear and anticipation. It clicked in his mind the little facts about Kurt Darkholme and her interaction.

Kitty´s looks change tremendously. Her once long chestnut hair is not short and there´s a more mature look on her faces, Kitty Pryde looks stunning, but when she does not look stunning? Not even with the silly outfits of her past diminish her alluring.

“Ja, the one and only,” says brightly and watches as tentatively Kitty approaches him and without any reservation hug the elf “I missed you”

“How are you?” asked Kitty after the longest hug Kurt ever received and not that he is complaining.

“Pretty much alive, thanks for noticing” flash a smile momentarily forgetting the cold.

Kitty Pryde: Doesn´t like that people refer to her encounter with Kurt Darkholme as “surviving the apocalypse” after all, Kurt Darkholme wouldn´t appreciate the joke either.

She does mourn for him(he deserve better. I hope he finally gets the happiness deserved)  as she hopes for Kurt Wagner shows up. Of course, she can´t literally sit by the door and wait for him, thus Kitty does make missions and even team up with others members such as X-23 and even Magik to save the mutantkind.

After the mission in Washington, DC was completed and without any interference of the Avengers( can´t forgive them) Kitty is ready to return home.

And was happily surprised to see an alive Kurt Wagner, wrapped in blankets, waiting for her. For a brief moment, as silly and petulant as it is, Kitty fear that this was another alternative Kurt.

Another Kurt Darkholme. Another Kurt Waggon.

But this has quickly vanished when it was the real Kurt Wagner in her front and the hug was spontaneous as they never were apart.

“Hey, want to tell me how heaven was?” half-jokes Kitty and was fully expecting some remarks about her being an angel.

“You would know, you are an angel” and an arch brown makes the elf elaborates the sentence “ my guardian angel” a smile was shared amongst the two and Kitty finally feels at ease.

“Although, I literally saw a version fo you that was an angel”

“Wow, did I was using a white dress and playing a heavenly instrument?”

“No, you were wearing an armor and seem to be ready to kick some ass”

“Yep, that me alright” the woman suddenly shiver and the cold weather finally makes present in the conversation, even in lock rooms, the cold is unbearable for them.

“Are you cold, katzchen?” asked Kurt noticing the woman hugs her arms in a vain attempt to block the cold.

“Yes”

“Then scoop here with me, there´s enough blankets for both of us” the woman gives a nice laughter, Like the old times.

“You are a dork, you know that?”

“I´m aware, and you love me”

“Pretty much”

[kurtty-drabbles]

Baby Necromancer au part 5

N/A: Because I love Kurt Darkholme too much and he is a big bro to Kurt Waggoner.

@djinmer4

Kurt Darkholme is a person that doesn´t wear his heart on his sleeve, more like in a lock with a password with 10 words. Ariel shows to be one of the few people(aside from his family) that understand his emotional range.

Ariel and Kurt Darkholme were asked to visit the Waggoner´s universe(Ariel privately named as "Waggoner´s universe" since the numbers used are too long and too complex to memorize or she didn´t bother at all) to celebrate the success of a mission.

"We are here to celebrate?" Kurt Darkholme asked in a confused way. No fighting? Kurt is still getting used to this idea(it is a nice idea, a nice dream. Him, a nice farm and Kitty. ) as Logan and Hercules explain that since they helped, on the last big mission(stryker´s minions are gone for good and more and more agencies are helping mutants around the world, thanks to Kurt Darkholme and Ariel) this X-men decided to throw a thank you party to all involved.

"Besides, I know you want to see Kurt Waggoner," Ariel said chuckling as his face is blank, however, his eyes(devoid of iris and pupils) seems too soft at the mention of the name.

"I don´t hate the kid. Never had, and I would like to see him, once again" Kurt stated softly and Kitty sighs lovingly at this.

"Then go, He will be overjoyed to see you, go drink with your little bro, Kurt Darkholme"

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Kurt Waggoner is alive. Kurt Waggoner is a grown-up man now. And the man is now legal up to drinking beer. And Kurt Darkholme has a hard time to let go of the image of the small genius boy to the genius man drinking beer like a good German man.

Looking at the man seems to resemble a fresher image of himself. Kurt Waggoner is taller, a bit more muscle, his hair is longer(oh, Kurt Darkholme remembers his younger years with longer hair) and his baby faces mature to a manly one.

Kurt Darkholme watches as Waggoner drinks the beer in one go. Feeling proud at this sigh, even if he is not his son(father is a word very confused to him, his biologic father was...nothing, and Sabertooth was his father, which makes him ponder about lots of stuff about family) and Kurt Darkholme can afford a smile reaching his face.

"So, how life, genius boy?" Darkholme asked as the boy goes for another beer.

"I want to fuck a dead girl"

Kurt Darkholme blinks at this more than one time.

Kurt Waggoner finishes his beer.

"What?"

"I really want to fuck a dead girl, and if you think death will be on my way, Darkholme, you don´t see how tenacious I can be"

Kurt Darkholme blinks again.

"I...thought I was the one with problems, don´t you want to do something normal? Like, feed your enemies to a shark?"

"Darkholme, we live in the mountains, there are no sharks here"