#nice contrast with the AoA´s world

[kurtty-drabbles]

3 times AoA wanted to kill wizard and one time he did

N/A: To sum up, evil wizard Kurt ends up in Kurt D´s universe before meeting his own Kitty so what happened here does not make him a total asshole.

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1) Bad starts

Kurt Darkholme is no stranger to different dimensions and his doppelgangers. The man can even rank his favourite alternative version, Kurt Waggoner is his number 1, Kurt Wagner(the priest) is in second and Nightcreeper is in third(the man resembles Deadpool sometimes but Darkholme can admire his sense of justice)

However, there are versions of himself Kurt dislike or downright hate(nazi!Kurt for example, didn´t live enough to say more than Hi ), Cadbury didn´t last long either and now...there´s this wizard that is getting on his nerves.

"Ah, here I was thinking it wouldn´t have much to look out" the wizard speak to a very confused Ariel much to Darkholme´s annoyance.

"Well, we just finish the reforms but...we choose practical over fashion" Ariel stated and Darkholme merely chuckles as Rogue facepalm herself and the wizard didn´t seem to mind the naive reply.

"So, why are you here?" Darkholme stated with a barbed tone and the wizard regards him as Darkholme himself was an afterthought.

"Oh, right, one of my enemies run to this dimension and I want to stop him" the wizard replied paying more attention to Ariel who is still confused at the whole deal, why look at her? Kurt Darkholme is the one who offers to help the wizard in the first place.

"So, a criminal of your world comes to mine, and you act like a fool, no wonder the criminal got away" Darkholme now has his direct attention.

"It was lucky and Darkholme, don´t be such killjoy, the last time I used the name Darkholme was when I was such in a dark place, but, look around I don´t think you live in a hellish place anymore" the wizard smiles malicious and Darkholme is regretting not bringing his sword to this meeting.

"Hey, stop that, whatever this is, there´s a magical criminal walking freely in our world, rockstar, and we can´t idly around, now, Yana mention something about this symbol" Ariel speaks remember some things that Yana talk about seals."

The wizard falters in his smiles and Darkholme feels a little vindicate.

2) fight

The said criminal is a foe that Darkholme never saw before, magic users are rare, but not extinct, Magik and Dr Stranger are one of the most powerful and are helping the survivors with magic abilities to navigated through this new life. Scarlet Witch is also helping even if she is heavily pregnant with twins.

But this criminal is something else and as much it loathes to Darkholme to admit it would be impossible to catch him without the wizard´s help, Kurt Darkholme could show gratitude if the wizard stops from getting on his nerves.

"Thank you for helping the rockstar, we don´t get to fight many magical users" Ariel replied and the wizard smiles (in a fashion that makes Darkholme want to punch him) and replied smoothly.

"It´s no problem, you fight bravely have you ever thought in leaving the X-men and doing something else?" Darkholme has his swords in hand ready to dirty his blade with the wizard´s blood.

"No, I like here and I would miss everyone deeply, especially him"Ariel points in good humour at Darkholme who blinks at her reply. "I would never want to leave him, not after everything we went through"

The wizard blinks and just sighs dejectedly.

3)almost

The wizard catches the criminal but still haven´t left, his excuse, as Darkholme calls it, is that the man wants to repay the damage the criminal did. Ariel think is a noble thing to do, Darkholme is far too cynical to believe in a word he is speaking.

"Knock off" Darkholme speak once the wizard would speak the same speech again  "I know why are you doing this, but, it won´t happen, she won´t choose you"

"Oh, she choose you for now, are you sure she won´t change her mind?" the wizard smiles malicious and Darkholme is itching to cut his head off "for now, it seems the lovely Ariel seems very into you, what a shame"

"Ah, what a shame your head is still attached to your body, such a shame" Darkholme stated after the wizard vanishes into thin air.

4) finally

The wizard is finally leaving when the man thought it would be nice to kiss Ariel´s hand much to Ariel´s confusion and to Darkholme´s dismay, that is actually the last drop, as the man catches his sword and cuts the wizard´s head off.

Ariel didn´t scream. Used to the battlefield to know better, however, she did freak a little when the body reattached itself unlike Deadpool, the wizard is healed from death that easily.

"That´s was mean" the wizard reply and maybe he would have cast a spell on Kurt Darkholme but Ariel intervene.

"Well, so it was flirt with someone that is already in a relationship, Rogue explained why you are being so nice to me, and wizard, you know by now that I´m on a relationship and I don´t appreciate you try to stir confusion" Ariel looks dead set into his eyes and the wizard merely shurgs.

"You are very cute, I like you, either way, Darkholme is a lucky man, I finish what I was aimed to do, take care Ariel and Darkholme" the wizard stated as the portal opens and the man is out of the AoA´s universe.

"I hate this guy"

"Yeah, me too"