#but its not white its chocolate
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sillydeimos · 3 days ago
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Surprise! Doc does not kick you, he gives you birthday cake and headpats instead
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Happy Birthday!
CRYING. T HROWING UP. SCREAMING. SOYJAKING AT THE SCREEN. POINTING.
THANK YOUUUUUUUUU THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. CRIYNG.
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her-penetrating-soul · 17 hours ago
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Merry Christmas, my loveliness on Tumblr Nation🎄🎁🩶🎉🎀
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insomnya777 · 2 months ago
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joel etho single dads au .........
#esp if we go w liml family#etho with scar and bdubs at the park#joel with hermes#their kids meet and become best friends and keep begging for five more minutes until theyre the last ones at the park#so joel and etho inevitably meet and start talking because theyre both hella bored waiting for their kids#and joel lowk kinda cannot stand etho#hes like “igh this guy is sooo pretentious i could sense it from a mile away. who does he think he is with that stupid white hair”#“newsflash it doesnt make you look cool it makes you look old as hell”#(but he doesnt say any of this)#(obviously)#and it works best if etho is totally oblivious#dude is just waiting 2 drop off scar n bdubs back home2 cleo so he can try2 get the Good Nights SleepTM hes been chasing since he was a bab#then they find out their kids go to the same school#and so obviously joel has decided to make it his mission in life to one up everything etho does#at this point etho is fully aware and finds it hilarious#because he is an Expert in these things okay. hes been making brownies for scar's bake sales since before hermes was Born#and joel can try as hard as he can but he just Cannot reach that level.#he can make as many cupcakes as he wants but none of them r gonna beat the gooey deliciousness of ethos chocolate chip triple layer brownie#and that is just soooo infuriating to him. his blood is boilimg at Every Single Parent Led Bake Sale Ever#and its even worse because etho looks like hes about to spontaneously combust at any possible second#his hair is a mess. deepppp eyebags. hes been running on maybe an hour of sleep every night for the past what eight years???#but hes sooo consistently perfect at everything.#joel hates him.#but like they also have to put up with each other at playdates and parties and whatnot because i repeat their kids are Best Friends#aughhh idk theres some potential there. i promise im just not getting it across very well#nya talks#trafficblr#hermitblr#joel smallishbeans
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videogamelover99 · 2 years ago
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"The rule of borrowing and returning is very strict in the Port Mafia" Asagiri says, as if the first thing Chuuya thinks about when getting a gift from a girl is "Shit shit shit I can't owe her anything".
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simpingforcys · 8 months ago
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MY HUSBAND AAAAAAA THE CRUMBS
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mr-babish-the-bunny · 9 months ago
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Happy (belated) easter everyone
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asthedeathoflight · 2 months ago
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Im allergic to cinnamon (fucked up) so today i made cinnamon rolls but swapped the cinnamon in the filling for cocoa powder. I may be a genius. Call back in a few hours.
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giftboxxworld · 9 months ago
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alright the comic reached 100 notes you know what that means......
my favorite Pizza Tower ship is a rarepair
it's Peppette!!
but like more platonically personally im more hip with that
I just think they're so damn cute together
and you know what sure Noisette's annoying af but I see potential at friendship
like I see the headcannon floating around that she sucks at like actual cooking but is a stellar baker
you also know what I think they could partner up and like cook together
perhaps even like with her hugs and smoochies Noise would probably appreciate that she's got someone else to hug and annoy the frick out of for some time
but eventually since I think Peppino is so devoid of a loving touch and kindness (see: Peppino confession post #1 in Da Box), he grows to appreciate it and hugs her back
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE THEY WOULD ENGAGE IN PLATONIC CUDDLING I JUST SEE IT OK OK OK (of course with consent and Peppino does have like a little hesitation BUT he ends up like loving it and maybe even falling asleep (or Noisette falls asleep first probably THATS MY HEADCANON IDK)
perhaps even... she could end up loving hugging Peppino better because he's not slimy like Vigi or Fake Peppino, or slightly scrawny like The Noise, Peppino's just like just a big fat teddy bear (WHO NEEDS TO BE FED THE TASTIEST OF TREATS)
all of yall can call me cringe
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washiinmachiine · 2 years ago
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i made my own silly little outfits before the official splatfest art released and then forgot to post it
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perilegs · 1 month ago
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i need to learn to bake something new as everyone at work already knows i'm bringing them some carrot cake on friday....
#as some of u may have heard several times this month or any time the number 22 is mentioned its my bday on friday#so im baking something to bring to work#and i can bake more than just carrot cake#i think ive brought brownies to work more often than carrot cake. and ive also dabbled in chocolate chip oat cookies#and mokkapalat.#and yet#i saw my boss today and she jokingly was like ''haha i guess we'll be getting some carrot cake on our big planning meeting on friday''#which. hold on just to preface this i actually like my boss and she has my best interests in mind and shes v nice.#anyways i didnt even tell her id be baking smh. i mean i always bake something for work when theres a special occassion but still#and howd she guess it was carrot cake. ok probably bc thats my fave but still#i know i have a complaining tone in here but i think its funny and silly#i know i'm a predictable person but sometimes it manifests in weird ways#i did not know my carrot cake baking was THAT predictable#oh. i was thinking of going to the liquor store on fri bc its a tradition of mine and they have a new#cant remember if it was white or red but anyways some type of new seasonal flavor of wine glögg#i think regular glögg is superior but man can you imagine a red wine glögg with carrot cake#cozy spices...#especially since my carrot cake recipe is very winter-y as it has cinnamon and clove in it#i usually love lighting candles and getting cozy on the sofa as soon as the days get short#but i havent done that yet this year#can u imagine. little lights and candles on. red wine glögg and carrot cake. sitting on the sofa under a blanket.#watching something on the tv.#would love to read but its not ideal in candlelight#i usually like having a big light on bc i like to see but it's nice being in a dimly lit room when its dark anyways#leevi talks
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crystalpallette · 9 months ago
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way back when they'd first announced the lovestruck marle and sharp-suited squares quest alts, I was possessed and drew these in about a day and a half. and then I immediately went to get them made as double-sided acrylic charms- so side a is classic marle and squares, and then side b is dark marle and squares's 7* uncap because why the hell not? anyway they finally arrived and I could not be more stoked aren't they so cute.
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sparklehoard · 1 year ago
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Well it's December 🎄🎁 Time to go pick out chocolate covered treats at the bulkstore
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oifaaa · 1 year ago
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Chocolate Digestives are pretty good like actually
Wrong dark chocolate digestives are pretty good like actually but I'm also aware alot of people don't particularly like them however that's tough for them bc it's what they're getting
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polygonate · 3 months ago
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if you melt chocolate into your chai does that make it a grimy-chai (like a dirty chai but no coffee) or a spiced hot chocolate
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hiimcanadia · 8 months ago
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I have never met a single person in real life who has used a dental dam but please imagine with me Ed and Stede picking up some free grape-flavored dental dams at pride and then Stede absolutely going to town on Ed when they get home because he wants to see how long the flavor lasts
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10reallybigants · 4 days ago
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White peppermint hot chocolate? I make that shit
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