#but its a matter of time

[atonalginger]

Today has felt like the bit from Monty Python Holy Grail movie where they're tossing people are on the cart and the old man goes "I'm not dead yet!"

...I can explain under a read more. Tw: sick animal and talk of declining health

So Fry is in renal failure and has been for a year and a half now. Well probably longer but that's when we discovered it. And we have him on the special diet and he's on meds for his increasing bile and stomach acid and...

He was given 1-2 years. And his health is starting to decline in a way we can see. He hasn't been drinking as much water, he's been coughing more, and more reluctant to eat. Today he even refused food until I did a whole elaborate song and dance with him with a fresh can of food and a special lunch.

And he wanted me to sit with him and pet him while he ate, which he never wants...

I had a long talk with one of his vets and there are tests we're running but it's sounding like his health is shifting and there's not much that can be done...not with his age and condition. They gave him subcutaneous fluids and some anti nausea meds and we can hope he'll rebound but...for how long we don't know.

But here's where the Monty Python skit comes in. Fry has been lethargic and depressed all day until we started changing for the vet appointment. he sprung to life like he wasn't refusing food earlier, racing through the apartment like a puppy. At the vet he slipped his harness and nearly ran outside and was generally a bundle of nerves and energy.

"...I feel happy!"

But he still is reluctant to eat. And much quieter in the car...and his body seems to have absorbed that bump of water in a flash when it's supposed to happen in hours...he doesn't want treats of food right now...

I'm not ready for this

[iulia-caesaris]

I HAVE A KNITTING MACHINE NOW.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IVE BEEN GIVEN AN OLD ASS CHUNKY DUSTY KNITTING MACHINE THAT GOES TTRRRRACKATATATTA WHEN YOU USE IT.

AND SHE'S MINE 🥺💕.

[hinamie]

10 years later

[qiinamii]

we'll do fine.

[bet-on-me-13]

Bruce owes Danny money. He does Not want to pay up.

So! Danny had to run away from Amity Park when his parents discovered his Powers. But every time he tried to stay in a single place in America, they somehow managed to find him.

Turns out, they were working with the GIW to track him using the GIW's resources and the Fenton's Genius to find him everywhere he ran to. Eventually, Danny figured he had had enough and ran to Europe where the GIW had no Jurisdiction.

After wandering for a while, Danny was found and recruited by the League of Assasins. He was powerful, skilled, and connected to the Lazarus Pits, so they approached him with a job offer.

They would hide him from the Fentons, who had began to search for him in Europe independently, and in return he would work for them as an Assasin.

Considering his situation, Danny agreed.

He began training to be an Assasin, supplementing his Ghost Abilities with the abilities of an Assasin to become even more Stealthy.

While training under the League, Danny met another recruit simply known as Bruce. They trained together for years, even going on a few missions together gathering intel, and using disguises to hid in plain sight.

On one of these missions, Danny lent Bruce some money with the promise to get paid back when they returned to the League. That same night, Bruce left the League of Assasins and never came back.

...

Bruce was sitting in the Batcave going over a case with Tim, Jason was off to the side cleaning his Guns, and Dick and Cass were holding an acrobatics competition in their Obstacle Course, with Damien, Steph, and Duke cheering them on.

Suddenly an Eldritch Emerald Light sprang to life in the center of the Batcave, and everybody dropped what they were doing and sprang to action.

Slowly, a glowing green figure emerged from the Light. He appeared Eldritch in Nature, as if he existed in multiple layers of reality at once and looking at him gave them minor headaches. Then, the figure spoke up.

"BRUCE. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS. YOU STILL OWE ME 16 DOLLARS."

Recognizing Danny, Bruce took a moment to compose himself before responding.

"Fuck Off."

[chloesimaginationthings]

Cassidy loves to scare the FNAF night guards..

[extravagav]

Too🤨 many?? Too🤨🤨🤨 many dudes????? How many dudes are there normally sanji?🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[heartorbit]

searching for a star that's still unknown to anyone!

[noornight]

Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)

Based on this

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[http-wolfstar]

Moony got a widdle flustered

[just-null]

wrestling to be the first to greet you (they broke into your house)

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

[reichurine]

more body swap au ideas, pt2

pt1 of said au

[sharkylad]

Thinking about the fact that Mabel and Dipper didn't know they had two great uncles.

Yeah they are 12 and at 12 I had a shotty understanding of my family tree- But really? Nobody brought up their great uncle? Stanley? Especially since they'll be staying with his twin brother, Stanford?

Shermie never went to Stan's fake funeral, which to me means the twos relationship was strained on some level. If Shermie is older that means his view of Stan was poisoned in some way, that even as kids they weren't close. If the Shermie is younger then he never even got to meet Stan and all he knew about him was how he failed his family. Hell, people probably barely mentioned Stanley TO Shermie.

The fact that Stan had become a black stain upon the Pines family name makes me so vividly upset. Stanley faked his death and the family just- seemingly decided to strike him from the record. To pretend he didn't existed to spare themselves the sadness and shame.

Stanford and Shermie Pines. The only children worth mentioning of Filbrick and Caryn Pines.

It was never Stanford that was lost to the world. It was Stanley, ever since he had to leave New Jersy- it was always him that had to be struck from the record. Change his name, change his state, change his affiliations, destroy the remains of ghost that was Stanley Pines. Kill him so the family doesn't bring him up, doesn't ask questions, stops asking "Stanford" about his twin.

I just keep thinking about the fact that since the day he made one single mistake all the way up until Ford walks out of that machine- Stanley Pines was killed and did not exist. And Stan himself had no one to blame, he had to play the part in his own demise- He is the only one who ever knew Stanley was alive and has been for decades.

He lives in the multitudes of every personality he's ever taken, all in the hope that he himself can stop being Stanley Pines.