#but it's the best

[goldlightsaber]

sure there's enemies to lovers but have you heard of strangers to "i'm only pretending to befriend them but it's all for show and i'm going to kill them/betray them in the end" to "oh fuck i actually love them"

[aceofwhump]

Happy Whumpmas (੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*🎅⛄❄️!!! You have just been snowballed by a secret whumper. Help to keep the snowball fight going by anonymously sending this to five other whumpers with a whump-related question of your choice: what is your favorite way for a character to comfort another? P.s have a womderful best Christmas! 😘

Thank you for the snowball!!! Have a lovely Christmas anon!!

My favorite way to comfort a character? I love a good tight hug. I'm weak for someone being covered with a blanket. But let's be real, it's all about the hands, anon. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HANDS!!!

Now there's the go to hand holding which is amazing. I loooove when someone takes the hand of unconscious whumpee in the hospital bed.

Or we can talk about the gentle face touching especially when the whumpee is crying or panicky cause I adore that with my whole heart.

Or what about the touches when the whumpee has just been found and the caretaker needs to be touching them to reassure themselves they're alive and to offer comfort to the whumpee.

But I'd like to talk about when someone runs their hands through the whumpee's hair cause that is MY FAVORITE. I always, always melt when this happens either in visual media or in fanfiction. I ADORE IT! If I have an injured or really emotional character, the odds of me having someone run their fingers through their hair is very high.

[valiart]

Non stop Death Gate Cycle fanposting.

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

[jellyjamheadobb]

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[maplewozapi]

Native Miku🩷😆😆😆

[nathsketch]

Devastating news today. Sorry to have to post these drawings in these circumstances 🥺

I love her a lot, she will be deeply, deeply missed 😔

Dame Margaret Natalie Smith CH DBE (28 December 1934 − 27 September 2024) ✨ Rest in Love.

[dashintrash]

He is THE King (and the father)

[memes-hoarder]

[electricpurrs]

i also woke up in the middle of the night today and i felt the impulse to grab my phone but not even joking i stopped myself by conjuring this image in my brain so i just went back to sleep

[kipkiphoorayy]

alex hirsch truly is like. the guy ever. he created one of if not the most renowned and successful disney tva shows. he clowns on said network. he won his high school’s bird calling contest. he hates trump and is always advocating for people to vote. also prank calls republican/maga hotlines and was on the washington post for such. he voices half the cast of his own show and does a deranged mickey mouse voice he uses for like two separate shows. he owns a giant taxidermy buffalo. he and his sister were on an international improv team in high school. disney censored practically all queer themes in his show and now he has a nyt best seller (and created the website plus recent interviews ect ect) that imply there was something going on between that fuck ass triangle and ford. a straight man creating good old man yaoi. creates the craziest rabbit holes to send the fandom down probably primarily fueled by adhd and coffee. he probably has his flannel sewn to his body atp and has thousands of sticky hands on the wall in his house. i could go on but he’s just truly such a interesting guy

[soaptaculart]

The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"