#but it's the PRINCIPLE of the matter

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Tfw when you prefer to deal with the husband of your neighbor than the wife because he would not tolerate this bs.

Yeah, how nice you have family visiting but you've already taken up the entire curb and now they're parked behind me in my fucking driveway.

Fucking pull your own car all the way up to the garage and have them park behind you. Or how about stop fucking telling your friends and family it's ok to park on our side of the driveway when we don't even do that shit to your family when you're out of town.

[feeshies]

fuck you.

[commander-damneron]

I have never been more bitter than right now when I realised that while I'm here, starting a new job while also dealing with some of the worst weather we've had so far this year (and this is scotland, our regular bad weather is nothing to sniff at), my parents are in Miami. Boarding a cruise ship. And it's currently 26°C there

[st-just]

I admit I always find it funny when people whose entire business is media give on-the-record quotes that sound this much like the villain of a movie about hosting a charity talent show to save the beloved local library.

[bixels]

tarpit site.

[weirdlookindog]

"Wherever she looked, Fred's eyes were studying her, his hands reaching for her"

Henry Enoch Sharp (1912–2019) - Illustration for E. K. Jarvis' 'A Matter of Principle'

(Fantastic Adventures Vol.13 #4, April 1951)

[notrobinsomethingworse]

The real reason Tim took the cowl out of his costume was because he almost died of heatstroke when Bruce very clearly told him to “use a more breathable fabric chum” with Tim replying “nah, I’ll be alright.”

[beesbeesbees42]

I forgot I named my Pokemon that and now it looks like my child is being held for a ransom

[triglycercule]

imagining this very funny totally amusing bit where dust (despite having a lot of pockets) makes horror carry a lighter for him (only because he can't be bothered to remember to bring one on him all the time) and horror keeps it in his head

but horror's a dick so everytime dust wants to smoke and he needs a light horror's always like "whats the password :3" (he actually said the emoticon i was the quotation marks) and dust has to guess. because horror changes it every time. and its never something predictable. and then he either just totally gives up on that cig or he has to forcefully dig into horror's head to get the lighter because horror's being a PRICK

now dust is shoulder deep into horror's eyesocket while horror is clawing and screaming and killer's just standing there behind them watching this unfold with that fuckass smile on his face (he can't get this type of entertainment anywhere else)

[stupidvillainousposts]

Having Pups and a Skittish Boyfriend Makes it Difficult to be Intimate

Fidds, wrapping his arms around Stan: C'mon, sweetheart; Ya haven't slept for ten straight hours.

Stan, staring at Ford's journal: Not tired.

Fidds: Well, I think I know how t' fix that conundrum~

Stan, wagging his tail with interest: Oh, really?

Fidds, running a hand up Stan's shirt: *Chuckles* I sure do~

Mabel, running into the lab holding a sweater: Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Fidds! Look what I made!

Stan and Fidds: *Immediately Pull Away From Each Other*

Mabel: Whoa, you're both really red. Are you okay?

Fidds, nervously: Yep! Perfectly fine! Whaddya have on yer little sweater there, pun'kin?

Mabel: *Goes on a Spiel About Her Work*

Stan: *Turns Back Around to Study the Journal More*

Fidds, under his breath: Darn it.

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Fidds: *Nibbling on Stan's Neck While They're in Bed*

Stan: *Panting and Whimpering Happily*

Dipper: *Knocks on the Door Frantically* GRUNKLE STAN! THERE'S A GIANT RAT IN THE KITCHEN!

Fidds: *Hisses Quietly*

Stan, snickering: Alright, gimme a second, Squirt! I'll get down there and catch it!

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Stan: Anyone got anything planned for today?

Dipper: I'm gonna binge that cool show Wendy told us about!

Mabel: I've got sweaters to make!

Stan: What about you, Honey Bunches? Got anything planned?

Fidds, thinking he'll finally be able to get freaky with Stan: No, nothing in particular. Why d'ya ask?

Stan: I have to check the perimeter for the week. It'll probably take all day so I wanted to make sure nothing important was going on. You'll be okay here with the pups, right?

Fidds, gritting his teeth: Yup. Fine as flour.

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Stan: The pups are hanging out in the woods with Wendy.

Fidds: Okay?

Stan: They should be out for a while.

Fidds, getting hopeful: Yeah...?

Stan: So... I was thinking...

Fidds, excitedly: About...

Stan, suddenly anxious: Nothing, nevermind.

Fidds, horrifically shocked: ...I'm going outside.

Stan: Why?

Fidds: I need some fresh air!

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Fidds: *Peacefully Reading a Book*

Stan: *Walks Up to Fidds* I wanna have sex.

Fidds: YEE-FUCKING-HAW!

[holdingonforheaven]

the problem with torturing fox. is that. we now have to fix fox. and while its easy to think of ways to torture him. thinking of ways to heal him? much harder.

[mothmanavenue]

can i confess something else that will absolutely get me stoned in the town square since im dropping my unpopular opinions. I don’t like altean broadsword Lance. i already disliked red paladin Lance. the broadsword was like rubbing salt in the wound. why couldn’t he have his own niche. why was his character development just making him keith. i understand that it was like “he accepts that he doesn’t have to be a leader and excels as a co-leader and you can find happiness that way yada yada yada”. but you could’ve done that without making him keith. also now give him something unique, cool, that falls in line with his sniper bit. i’m not saying just give him another gun, im saying give him something quiet and lethal. like a garotte. yeah i want garotte lance.

i yap a lot more in my notes by the way if you were interested in other unpopular opinions. don’t send me hate messages or comments i won’t read it and will block viciously i also will not be debating this this is my hill to die on <3

[palatinewolfsblog]

"It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think 'I'm wrong.'

The number of people who thought Hitler was 'right' did not make him 'right.'

The same principle should be applied to anyone who has an individualistic attitude. Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?"

Frank Zappa.

The Seer (for my dear Friend @buckhead1111 ).

[marzipanandminutiae]

Wait, it’s actually NOT especially likely that habitual corset wearing without core strengthening exercises can contribute to muscle weakness?

While this is good news for me as someone who does enjoy wearing a corset often, I can no longer call the final showdown in Crimson Peak “two women with the abdominal strength of tagliatelle fighting to the death“

Comedy L there

[starscr0ss]

im thinking about celestia and the abyss being literal opposites (chaos and order) and im thinking about childe and lumine being sort of embodiments of that, just not in the way we think. after the latest natlan quest its clear to us what the fatui intends and what they want- i think the tsaritsa more than anything loves humanity, which is why she directly opposes celestia who are known for bringing down different civilizations. childe, as Her weapon and Her blade is an extenction of that: he's a blade forged by the abyss, bathed in Her holyness, meant to strike down those who sin. lumine (talking solely about traveler lumine) is the literal sister of the prince of the abyss, she has clear ties to it and at this point in the story still is hesitant about fully opposing him (i love angst). her entire story revolves around chaose and disrupting celestia's (and the fatui's) order. isnt that fun

i think what childe longs for the most is control- control of himself, his life, his powers, his story, his fate. i think what lumine wants the most is freedom, which is just another phacet of chaos

anyways. you see it. the themes are theming

[orcboxer]

I know tumblr's currently going through an ironic-homophobia phase but remember if you call a gay person a faggot irl there is a not-insignificant chance they will kick your ass, and that'll be on you