I wonder what it will take to convince people that Blitzø actually likes having sex with Stolas.
A whole song about how much Blitzø is looking forward to getting to bang Stolas again?
Oh, wait.
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Honestly I feel for Sam but serves him right.
Even if we ignore the potential intermingling of the web or any other other spooky strings that are likely being pulled, there's a lot to unpack here.
I wouldn't say Sam "deserved" it, but Alice tried warning him for months. This is what he gets for sticking his nose in places it didn't belong.
Did I say the same thing about Jon in TMA? Yes and no. Obviously there isn't a story without someone doing something dumb, but I think Jon's situation and Sam's situation are a little different. Jon was an idiot, yes, but he (and everyone else around him) were forced to go in completely blind. He had no idea what he was doing and didn't have any warnings or help at all except from his creepy boss with ulterior motives.
Sam also went in blind, but he was warned several times by several people including the eldritch computer to stop and turn around. He could have avoided this if he just returned Alice's calls or looked at her messages.
But nooooo he had to poke around with his little crushy crush and get himself thrown into a portal to what we can only assume is the TMA universe. Serves him right.
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Laudna!
I love her fun-scary vibe so much, and I would like to thank Marisha Ray for giving us this wonderful (and hot) undead lady 😂👌🥰
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Hello and welcome to 'Making Low Quality Spongebob References Cuz I have No Ideas'
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