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1st outfit feels too modern somehow
#zeno's art#ocs#reassassination#emery onion reliquary#my mo is just stripes and big jeans and an undershirt#i think the fact that the undershirt is a turtleneck is just too modern#i dont want them to look ljke an eboy lol#but i'm already really fond of the 2nd outfit#oh ya going back to the 1st outfit : i'm trying to think of a few mascots for the characters to wear on their clothing lol#that one's .... idk.... pervypuss yea thats kinda funny#just a cat with cheesy suggestive slogans lol#trying to capture that raw 2000s edge yaknow
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no matter how hard i tried i couldn't get this piece to work w full color and lighting so ur just gettin this instead </3 reigen's somewhere off-camera with his head in his hands wondering who FUCKING hurt his kids
#qkdraws#id in alt#not as obvious without color so that's teru who's lying on mob btw#no color Also takes away the fact that mob is wearing reigen's stupid bear (???) sweatshirt#yaknow that one w the Fucking Thing on the front.whatever the hell it is#i think it's rly funny that he gave his first one to an Alien and he just.bought another one. of the same design#he liked it apparently#and now it's mob's.i Do make the rules and i say so#u can tag this as terumob btw idrc#i usually see them as platonic or qpps but whatever floats ur boat :]#btw i always draw teru w his intro haircut but he's almost never pre-mob teru#i just like his first haircut so i draw that one. a lot more fun to draw than the others too#i think that one fits him the best <3 i miss his intro haircut ..#kinda bummed i didn't get this to turn out how i wanted but ! tryin to work on letting my art be unfinished and unpolished#and bein like.okay w posting stuff like that#maybe one day ill color a sketch and Not line it ...................woahjay slow down#mob psycho 100#mob psycho#mp100#teruki hanazawa#mp100 teruki#mp100 mob#mp100 shigeo#shigeo kageyama
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The Reds and the Feds
Some warmups that i got uhhh very carried away with!! But twas fun to draw blorbos together
Individual pieces and the snippets of the little scenarios that go with these under the cut
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-Donut and Neko-
“Impressive!” Neko nearly fell over when someone spoke. But he caught himself, and played off the wobble as merely switching which hand he was balancing on, which did give him a line of sight on the speaker. “Hi Donut,” Neko grinned, switching the angles of his legs to see the sim trooper better. “I had no idea you were so flexible!” Donut beamed, watching Neko shift his weight ever so slightly. “You could be in a circus with skills like this!” He shouldn’t, Neko reminded himself, because it was rude to lie apparently, but…sometimes it was just too easy. “So, funny story about that—“
-Sarge and Pavoz-
Sarge wasn’t really paying attention to him, Anton realized. He leaned out of the way of an arm swinging out with a broad gesture as Sarge recounted a story about Agent Washington and someone called the Meta— how much of it was accurate, Pavoz would have to confirm with Agent Washington another time. But for now? He watched Sarge’s face and spun his good pen- the one that had been a gift- between his fingers, and started drawing.
-Lopez and Soares-
“I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Hughs misunderstood something when he said you needed my help with the Warthog,” Soares said. Lopez pushed himself out from under the body of the vehicle to look up at the medic. She raised an eyebrow at him, visible only because she wore her under-armor suit and not her actual armor. She must’ve been off duty. Lopez would almost feel bad for interrupting- almost. He didn’t actually feel that bad. “<Yeah. It’s not the warthog i need help with,>” He stood, and gestured for Soares to follow him to one of the other parked cars. Lopez crouched, and waited for her to do the same before he lifted the hood. Portuguese may have been a different language than Spanish, but being fluent in cousin languages meant that there was some understanding. Certainly better than whatever Donut claimed to understand of Spanish. But Lopez was a man robot of few words, so he instead opted to point at the problem instead of explaining. “Are those… teeth marks??” “<You tell me.>”
#rvb#red vs blue#my art#batsy art#rvb donut#rvb lopez#rvb sarge#franklin delano donut#lopez the heavy#rvb oc: the clovers#necoda ‘neko’ micce#anton pavoz#ivia soares#the blorbos#i almost posted the versions without my signature lmao WHOOPS#glad i caught that#batsy writes#if u squint lmao#just fun lil paragraphs of the situation that was going on w the poses in my head when i was drawing these for context#i will go bonkers drawing canon characters and then i will throw my ocs in there#to balance out how far this will reach#realistic expecations from me yaknow#neko's lying habit is going to b a reoccurring theme yes because i think its incredibly funny#the reds the feds and wash#kinda????#no wash but it IS the reds and the feds so#wash is off being an angsty freelancer over something
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LMAO my dad used my laptop while I was at work and um, I may or may not have had a varigo wip tab, a hazbin pirating tab, oh and also another varigo wip tab.
He claims he didn’t look at them because he respects my privacy but uh, I may move out just in case.
#It’s not that big of a deal he won’t care/understand#but it’s admittedly kinda stressful#because he’s yaknow#a Bible teacher#I don’t need him judging me#this is admittedly very funny
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I ship you with Dartz because karma
On anon or not, tell me who you ship my character with.
"Karma!? No one deserves to be stuck with that nutcase! You think I want anything to do with him after all the damage he did!? Do you have any idea how long it took for my stock prices to recover!? Not to mention that world-ending Leviathan nonsense--!" He bit back a shudder. The less he thought about the Leviathan, the better.
Bonus: Ori!Kaiba
"I want Dartz on his knees, groveling and begging for my mercy, but not like that."
#\\\ Just my luck. Dork Fest Continues. (MEME ANSWERS)#[[SO YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY#This ship kind of works in Redeemed!Ori Kaiba verses#Where they're both free of the Orichalcos influence and kinda Get Each Other yaknow
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me when the rsd is . rsd. ing. oh my god
#salmon jibberish#also funny how when i do the art im most proud of it like . Does Ass /lh#my last two full art pieces im so so proud of (especially resonance) and they just kinda . did ass#i always tell myself dont do it for the numbers#and im not!#but it still . guh#i like. i like people seeing the stuff i make#i hate begging for reblogs!!! but i !!! want people to see my stuff ajd like it!!! yknow?!#i feel like an evil bitch for wanting thing#*things#i need to get hit by a car. or something#joking of course#naturally#logically i know the stuff my brain is telling me to kms over is really fucking stupid but#ow. ow. ow . ow. it hurts#yaknow!#im taking poison damage or something#god i need to be euthanized or solething#brain things#also i feel like i fucked up friendships before they even got off the ground but thats a subject for a whole different day and post so um#!!!!!!!! lets ignore that#ive been ripping my brain apart for the past four days and i just .need to speak !!!! now !'nn or i'll die
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I think another crazy thing bout today is the fact that I'm really calm bout everything and my biggest takeaway from the experience is: I can finally accurately write characters fainting.
#aria rants#my brain aint working as intended#like whenever i see fainting stories back then i was like: if that happened to me i mightve panicked#and when it finally did happen i did not only Not Panic but it was the funniest and strangest experience of me just on#a mission to charge my phone and not even realizing for a few secs that i fainted like gurl... you kinda insane for this#this is gonna be part of my legacy. legacy of my first fainting experience and its the wackiest thing#also yaknow another funny thing bout this? when i sat down before continuing my mission. in my head i was like#so exasperated in a: on a day before valentine's? really? on valentine's day? my heart gonna do this on That Day?#cuz my heart was beating so slow and all i could ever think bout was how its betraying me a day before the day of hearts
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Wait no it's a pure coincidence I swear xD
AvPD from cluster C, NPD from cluster B, SzPD from cluster A.
Gotta get them all for f's sake xD
#yaknow the more i read into szpd the more it explains some... other things i couldnt pinpoint#i thought other things i already have but they were not THAT good tieing everything up#but this? this helps with the insight#oh god *looking at my brain* what is this mess#why am i like this??#autism adhd ocd npd avpd spd#and funny enough all of them kinda low but they teamed up and fucked my life anyway
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> google! how do i figure out my gender no thinking no considering no asking people to try out new pronouns or name no asking parents for binder. vibechecking only please and thanku. :)
#ive been having a lowkey gender crisis for... a while#like for a good year i used he/him and a different name and it felt good at the time#but then i just kinda.. stopped. using those? and went back to she/her and my birthname#and i HATED they/them for myself for ages. but then started wanting those pronouns suddenly? like a while ago??#im going insane but have no real way of figuring out how i like to b referred to. atp i dont really care#just whatever sounds right and is funny/comfortable to me yaknow?#gender is stupid ofc. but its also another wsy of expressing myself and learning about myself. so like. it's personally important lol
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That sign cant stop me cause i cant read
#damn these christmas lights got hands#yaknow whats funny tho#i still love strobe effect i think when its used properly its so fucking cool#a just have a very low threshold for it now#like i watch stranger things all the time still but usually on a smaller screen in a well lit space#and i can see a good deal without feeling sick#but like haunted houses and raves are kinda out of the question#not thatd ud ever catch me at a rave ever but still#anyways laying in bed in the dark when the demogorgan scene with the trio happens#did not remember the lights being that integral like i knew they were visually i forgot the scene
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#tag talk#was talking with my brother about being plural and like. I'm kinda the tough rough protector cliche one#and I was talking about wanting my other half to be happy and he hit me with something I'm still mulling over.#he was like “you talk a lot about wanting her to be happy. does she want you to be happy?”#and like. chat words cannot describe how much that threw me. it's my job to take the blows. to front when we're in danger and in pain.#I don't think she gives a shit whether I'm happy. she hasn't learned to care about me as a separate person.#I care about her because that's my job. I'm the fucking trauma alter or whatever. but she doesn't care back.#and we really need to have this talk once she's back. she's asleep right now cause we've been having real bad migraine and I've been dealing#but once things aren't so bad we need to have a fucking talk#I'm not happy being restricted to a relationship I'm not interested in. I don't want to date our partner and that's whatever#but I can't even go out and get fucked properly because even though *I'm* not in a relationship my second half is.#like. goofy ah situation where two people live in a single body so one of them is celibate in order to keep the other one monogamous#like. how the fuck do I do this? if he calls me babe or baby or my love one more time I'm gonna kill us both I hate it.#she likes words of endearment like that and I would rather die. she likes kissing him but I don't like kissing anyone in general#and this whole time I've been expected to just go along with everything because she just bulldozes me out of the way.#I tried to break up with him and she took over the next day and got us right back together again with apologies and letters#because she's genuinely emotionally happy with him and I'm happy for her because I do care.#but I'm not happy with the situation and I don't think she actually cares that I'm not happy. she's caught up in her own shit#and I'll admit I do like him. the partner. we communicate really well and we kinda click yaknow?#and I really do want to keep him as a friend long term#but I can't fucking do this I'm not monogamous I just wanna go get fucked good and rough and he's insufficient for that#one of these years I want to go to Folsom Street Fair. I've read a ton about it and it looks so fun.#I just wanna be sexually liberated and unfortunately I'm stuck in this body with a hopeless romantic#anyway. we've got a lot to sort out here.#I just. she does care but she gets so caught up in her own shit that she forgets to consider other people.#and weirdly enough I count as other people even though we're kinda(?) the same person#pretty similar music tastes. relatively similar fashion styles. same body and same childhood goes far in making you similar people#and yeah. I'm aware she's the more developed one. I don't get nearly as much screen time as she does. but I'm making up for lost time#idk. if I'm stuck here I may as well make the most of it.#also wanna know something funny? I think I'm the one who's tried to kill us every time. no way she ever had the guts to do it.
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it sucks that i couldve been crushed to death once (hydraulic press style) bc now i cannot think about being flattened in a normal way (for autistic reasons)
#idk if ive talked about my should-have-been-dead experience yet but. <3 now you know#actually i am kinda bragging bc i think its cool lol#dont recommend but. its funny to me. laugh bc otherwise you'll cry =w=b#nevertheless.#i was very overstimulated during class and in thlse typa situations i just feel like getting ran over by a car would help yaknow.#but alas. if i indulge myself in the thoughts it gets right back at me :(#forcing me to think about reality and how a little difference would have changed so many lives (and ended mine)#hydraulic presses do seem comfortable in that way.#pressed pancake flat and stuff.....#its rude.#sillyposting#let me think about being crushed in a normal way please <3
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finally designed something for unnamed!!! their design contest was a challenge since i had to execute my vision within the silhouette (mostly, couldn’t resist deviating a little!) but i wanted to push my limits and push to make something i could be extra proud of!! more details on this fit and detailed design notes can be found on my twitter! 💙🎏👹💗👘🐶🔥🌊💛💐🌌
#art jumpscare#fashion design#my work#vtuber#unnamed#u-san#indie vtuber#heheheh#contest work#kimono#yokai#u-san is the loml fr!!!#so so so so so excited to see their feedback if they give any#I know this was a long shot given their usual taste in fashion but it felt true to my design instincts yaknow#a few other ureis left feedback and im so happy already#i think I succeeded in pushing my limits#by the time I finished this design I was hallucinating from sleep deprivation which was kinda funny
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that au of the MVRCK story deals with angels but it's like I don't actually care or know about christianity so a ton of the stuff is way different or whatever and like I got rid of god. even heaven is in a post-apocalyptic state congratulations. Anyways what I really wanted to share here is that bc of that the rules for "falling" are so arbitrary (and possibly non-existent at this point) so some angels fall for seemingly NO reason and the byproduct of that is angels will regularly attack and steal divinity from each other to regain their status. cannibalization of the divine 🤨
#that's what happens to Maverick#he was a guardian angel which in this case means his default state is having a human body since he dealt with humans on earth basically all#the time. so stealing his body means taking (most of) his divinity away.#thats why hes stuck haunting a house hes so weaksauce. maybe try to not get bodysnatched then.#and ana the defacer translates to this concept perfectly.....defaces other angels & takes their halos n stuff yaknow#its kinda funny i changed the story to the way it is now to get away from the christianity bit but then i miss. angels. so we're back...#mvrckposting#phx news
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Secret Messages from a Lover
summary: While you're streaming, your boyfriend sends you a message.
pairing: Corpse Husband x Gender Neutral Reader (no pronouns are used.)
word count: 670
warnings: none.
a/n: i really just needed to write something so self-indulgent because god i want this so bad. i figured others want it too. i've been so depressed lately that I just need a little fantasy, you know? my requests are open, and you can find my request rules here.
“God, that video is so fucking funny,” you say, pulling your blanket around your shoulders tighter with one hand while the other brings your patterned tumbler with the sparkly straw up to your mouth, so you can drink your water. Your knees pull further up to your chest, which is easily done in your very spacious gaming chair. “OTV never fucking misses.”
You press a button on your stream deck, switching from the video you were just watching to your face, with chat scrolling in the top left-hand corner. You take another sip from your tumbler and pick out one of the comments passing by, scrolling to stop it from moving as you read it aloud.
“Were you on the newest Fear& episode? I was. QT, Hasan, Will, and I just kinda chatted for a bit. That was a good fucking episode, though,” you say with a grin. “Love those guys. QT especially, she’s fucking hilarious. She makes me laugh so fucking hard whenever I talk to her, even if we disagree on Taylor Swift.”
You keep scrolling back down, so you can keep seeing the comments when another one jumps out at you. “Are you gonna keep streaming? Yeah, chatter, I actually just started before that OTV video. I think Toast is gonna invite me to some Pico Park today? If not, I’ll just play some Valorant or something to pass the time. I gotta git good if I wanna beat, well, anyone,” you admit with a laugh, hiding your shame by taking another drink of water.
You see your phone light up in front of you. It’s a Discord notification, which you quickly check on your second monitor, assuming it’s Toast inviting you to the Discord call.
It’s not. It’s your boyfriend, Corpse.
“You look so cute today babe. You look so cosy wrapped up in your blanket and your smile is so bright. I'll never get tired of seeing it. I love you and have a good stream 🖤”
You feel your cheeks heat up at that, and you take a sip of your water to try and hide your reaction. You haven’t told anyone you're dating Corpse yet, and you have no plans on it any time soon, but he makes you so happy you find it hard not to blurt it out whenever you can.
You send back a bunch of yellow hearts and an “I love you too!!!!!!! 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛”, biting your lip as you type on your very satisfying, clack-y keyboard.
That’s when you get the notification from Toast to join the shared call.
“Ah! Toast’s calling!” you exclaim for the benefit of your audience.
You quickly join the call, the connection sound filling you comfortable, over the ear headphones.
“Hey! What’s up!” you say into the call, getting a couple of “Hey!”’s and “Hello!”’s back.
Then you hear a familiar voice say, “What’s up.”
“Corpse!” You’re grinning at this point as you continue, “I didn't know you were gonna be playing!”
“Uh, yeah. Toast invited me last minute. Surprise?” he says like it’s a bad thing.
“We haven’t played anything together in a while and I saw him online and thought, ‘Fuck it,’ yaknow?” Toast asks and you chuckle.
“Well, it’s good to talk to you again, Corpse,” you say, setting your tumbler down on your desk. He got you that tumbler for your birthday not long ago, and it’s your favourite thing you own. He also got you the blanket that’s wrapped around your shoulders for your six-month anniversary, and it’s the warmest blanket in your house. You always wear it when you stream because the A/C is always blasting.
“It’s good to talk to you too,” you say, shivering as your heart hammers at his words.
You begin loading up Pico Park, just listening to everyone talk to each other, when you get another notification on Discord.
“I love you 🖤” it says.
“I love you too 💛” you reply, smiling into the camera for just a moment, just for him.
#corpse husband#corpse#corpse husband x reader#corpse husband x y/n#corpse husband x you#corpse x reader#corpse x you#corpse x y/n#corpse husband x gender neutral reader#corpse husband x gender neutral!reader#corpse x gender neutral reader#corpse x gender neutral!reader
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I now headcanon Time as a chronic migraine sufferer
ok, so, I was showing my mom an image of Time, the image being the Dad Wince(TM)
(Ya know, this one)
Anyways, I was showing it to her because I thought his reaction was funny (and clearly the rest of the LU fandom agrees based on how many memes I've seen of this image), and the first thing my mom says is "He looks like he has a migraine." She then pointed out his eye, saying that the one-eye-closed pained expression is a migraine thing (She's a chronic migraine sufferer so I am just kinda taking her word for it). I tell her that Time just always has that eye closed, its kinda his thing, and his expression looked so pained because he's the dad of the group and his kids are being stupid.
Anyways, a few days later, that convo just popped into my head again. And now I was thinking, yaknow, what if Time does suffer from migraines? Because let's be real. He's the leader of a group of heroes, which could also be considered a collective of idiots (they are heroes of courage and not wisdom, after all), so him constantly having some sort of headache because he has to deal with their bullshit is entirely plausible.
I do not think this is what Jojo had intended when this panel was drawn, but this is now how I see it.
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