#but it's his mate so he's fine

[enniewritesathing]

Love to think that during a Granite Falls trip, no matter what, Were!John gets the scrubbing down of his life from Brian and That One Bristle Brush.

this mfer has growled at Brian, insisting he isn't that dirty from his romp in the woods... until his mate gives him The Look and he resigns (very begrudgingly, btw.) Huffs with indignity. Pouts as he's dried off and put in a plush robe. Brian fusses a little but he gives him a smooch on the forehead... and he's suddenly okay.

[eelclaw]

stupid fucking bastard. i am not coping with the leaks

[enbysiriusblack]

sirius black is autistic. i know this in my heart.

[bruciemilf]

Bardock and Gine are genuinely such a funny couple. Gine is a golden retriever puppy surrounded by a pack of feral cat monkeys and she truly believes Bardock can’t stand her ass.

Meanwhile Bardock is screaming, crying, tearing his hair out. “Why won’t any of these fucking courting tactics WORK?!”

Toma wonders if he should let Bardock know HE’S been courted as well.

[ratatatastic]

local man haunts (me) open practise yet again more news at 11

[faunandfloraas]

"it was an effort to look good" Innie, buddy, you look good always without having to do all of that stuff, i promise.

[xeilon]

My hot take(?) of this update's going to be that Albrechts laments of how he doesn't deserve Loid are completely justified because he actually really doesn't, but at the same time this is (thank god) not about what he deserves but what Loid is willing to give, and we already know that that is more than likely everything, so shut up grandpa and if you're so bothered by you being unworthy than try to change That.

[jjsanguine]

Cher's friends: you aren't coming on to your boss right?

Cher: pfft,,, no,,, I talk with him until he falls asleep every night for totally platonic reasons what are you talking about

Cher's friends: slightly concerned you don't know how you come off, but now you know, stop

Cher, pretty much the next day: so yesterday I kissed someone who most definitely is not my boss, so like what does that make us

[acourtofquestions]

“She had no magic to wield, save for the keen eyes of the goddess at her shoulder and an uncanny ability to remain unnoticed, to play into expectations.”

[eruden-writes]

FormerRockLegend.exe Has Stopped Working

Alternatively: Is She Too Young For Me? Or Is This Just My Overblown Ego Being Decimated?

lol

Vaguely planned scene for later on, when Heidi (still figuring herself out so she doesn't have her dyed hair) and Jek run into each other at a weekday Trivia Night at a club.

Her friends drag her out to help her "get back out there." He's there because his friend owns the club and he's just hanging out.

Not Pictured: Jek's buddies on the other side of the table, cackling.

Jek and Heidi's story, Strictly Pleasure, can be found here, btw.

[zeussim]

You best believe I just got the highest grade possible in the first exam of my masters!!!!!

[enbysiriusblack]

i am one of those people that loves the angst of the prank, and feels remus has a right and should get to be angry about it.

but also,, the idea of remus not seeing it as big deal?? or at least outwardly expressing that?? the idea of a remus so passive and afraid of his own emotions being something 'animalistic' that he doesn't get angry about the prank. maybe he's so fucking upset about it and no longer trusts sirius but he doesn't want to be left alone, to lose everyone he cares about for expressing that. he doesn't think he has a right to his emotions. and james and peter go with it. yeah, sirius was in the wrong and it was shitty of him but remus seems alright about it so why shouldn't they? and sirius goes with it at first, sirius apologises and remus just nods and says he accepts it. but sirius slowly starts noticing how remus doesn't tell him private things anymore, how he never seems to want to hug or spend time just between them. and sirius asks about it, asks if remus has really forgiven him. and remus always says he has, that he understands, that he doesn't hold it against him. but it's there. and they both know it. but remus refuses to acknowledge it.

[frogmanfae]

Modern David Jacobs sleeps with a weighted stuffed animal. It probably smells like lavender.

[storyshark2005]

FIC - (Carraville, WIP) - Chapter 3

[the gap between crack and thunder]

📖 Read Chapter 3 here

Hangover / Spa day / 'Acts of Service' / 'Howay the Lads!'

[katierosefun]

suits seasons 1-3: haha fun :) yes the characters can be dramatic but it’s fun :)

suits season 4-6: i know actions will have consequences but i don’t want actions to have consequences :(

[bonefall]

What if the whole 'infertility WHOOPS nvm' situation was caused by the DF? Maybe all the DF knew was that one of Firestar's children was to birth three warriors who could destroy them, and they obviously thought squilf was the one to do that, so they either tricked her or starclan into thinking she was infertile. What they DIDNT plan for was Leafpool breaking the code and getting pregnant, still fulfilling the mini prophecy.

Also my knowledge on things post first arc is really fuzzy but could mudclaw's death be from the DF? That put Onestar in power who iirc REALLLYYY hates TC bc he doesnt want to seem too friendly with them, thus dividing the clans more. Could work the other way around with them sparking Mudclaw's rebellion, amd Starclan stepping in to send the tree down.

Good suggestions! But I think I've got these two situations down pat already

Squilf's Infertility

I just kinda prefer the idea that sometimes people are infertile, y'know? Especially Squilf. I also don't want the Dark Forest to go away and have to open up the question of, "If they're not cursing her anymore, can she have babies now?"

No biobabies for Squilf. She raises the Three, and is the mentor of Jessy's and Bramble's daughter, Sparkpelt. She's just infertile because that's how things are sometimes.

Mudclaw's Rebellion

For this one, the Dark Forest's only involved insofar as Tigerstar is training Hawkfrost.

I want to make sure that Mudclaw's rebellion stays Mudclaw's idea primarily; I don't want to fall into the trap of canon material where they keep blaming the actions of their villains on Born Evil Cats without whom there would be no problems.

Mudclaw accepts Hawkfrost's reinforcements, and promises him power in exchange for help... but it wasn't the Dark Forest, or Hawkfrost, that suggested killing Onewhisker. Mudclaw did that.

And for that Mudclaw is actually going to the Dark Forest! He will not be in StarClan for my rewrite, likely becoming one of the cats who ends up defending Ashfur's Tunnel post-TBC along with Juniperclaw.