#but it's his mate so he's fine

[enniewritesathing]

Love to think that during a Granite Falls trip, no matter what, Were!John gets the scrubbing down of his life from Brian and That One Bristle Brush.

this mfer has growled at Brian, insisting he isn't that dirty from his romp in the woods... until his mate gives him The Look and he resigns (very begrudgingly, btw.) Huffs with indignity. Pouts as he's dried off and put in a plush robe. Brian fusses a little but he gives him a smooch on the forehead... and he's suddenly okay.

[eelclaw]

stupid fucking bastard. i am not coping with the leaks

[xxplastic-cubexx]

had a wanda in my game ask me how to effectively use meteor m like my beautiful daughter i havent the slightest clue. also round starts in five seconds.

[bruciemilf]

Bardock and Gine are genuinely such a funny couple. Gine is a golden retriever puppy surrounded by a pack of feral cat monkeys and she truly believes Bardock can’t stand her ass.

Meanwhile Bardock is screaming, crying, tearing his hair out. “Why won’t any of these fucking courting tactics WORK?!”

Toma wonders if he should let Bardock know HE’S been courted as well.

[enbysiriusblack]

sirius black is autistic. i know this in my heart.

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

i've heard criticisms about sunbeam x nightheart and i expected to not like them together or not care

but i'm gonna be so real with y'all, they're SO CUTE TOGETHER, i love them, they're so sweet

like yeah, the pacing was a little weird for a second of when they were actually falling in love, but they were SO CUTE TOGETHER even before they were in love and you could actually see them getting closer and warming up to each other

both of them thinking completely separately how they wished the other was there because they felt so comfortable talking to each other when they were both having trouble with their parents/friends/clanmates

i didn't know that nightheart just jumped into joining shadowclan like that, i thought he was going to have a more thorough conversation with sunbeam about it and they have a more classic confession scene but no that little idiot just jumped right in

AND SUNBEAM LATER THINKS ABOUT HOW HIM JUMPING RIGHT INTO THINGS IS SOMETHING SHE FINDS ATTRACTIVE ABOUT HIM IS SO CUTE

like they sprinkle in these little thoughts for both of them thinking how pretty or handsome or attractive or cool they think the other is and appreciating the other's skills and they're just so cuuuuuuuuuute

and the fact that they actually have conversations and communicate about problems and even if they disagree on something or something upsets them they compromise or work it out before it causes a bigger problem, like how nightheart actually TALKED to sunbeam about what berryheart told him instead of just assuming the worst things and ruminating on them and getting irrationally angry or upset about it and ending up causing a big fight or something

and also I FUCKING LOVE FAKE RELATIONSHIPS TURN TO ACTUAL LOVE TROPE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

[ratatatastic]

local man haunts (me) open practise yet again more news at 11

[faunandfloraas]

"it was an effort to look good" Innie, buddy, you look good always without having to do all of that stuff, i promise.

[xeilon]

My hot take(?) of this update's going to be that Albrechts laments of how he doesn't deserve Loid are completely justified because he actually really doesn't, but at the same time this is (thank god) not about what he deserves but what Loid is willing to give, and we already know that that is more than likely everything, so shut up grandpa and if you're so bothered by you being unworthy than try to change That.

[jjsanguine]

Cher's friends: you aren't coming on to your boss right?

Cher: pfft,,, no,,, I talk with him until he falls asleep every night for totally platonic reasons what are you talking about

Cher's friends: slightly concerned you don't know how you come off, but now you know, stop

Cher, pretty much the next day: so yesterday I kissed someone who most definitely is not my boss, so like what does that make us

[acourtofquestions]

“She had no magic to wield, save for the keen eyes of the goddess at her shoulder and an uncanny ability to remain unnoticed, to play into expectations.”

[eruden-writes]

FormerRockLegend.exe Has Stopped Working

Alternatively: Is She Too Young For Me? Or Is This Just My Overblown Ego Being Decimated?

lol

Vaguely planned scene for later on, when Heidi (still figuring herself out so she doesn't have her dyed hair) and Jek run into each other at a weekday Trivia Night at a club.

Her friends drag her out to help her "get back out there." He's there because his friend owns the club and he's just hanging out.

Not Pictured: Jek's buddies on the other side of the table, cackling.

Jek and Heidi's story, Strictly Pleasure, can be found here, btw.

[zeussim]

You best believe I just got the highest grade possible in the first exam of my masters!!!!!

[ridasart]

I don’t really think PB will touch on this at all but I really hope we see some repercussions for Bran keeping his mating bond with Leah shut for the entirety of their mating.

The mating bond is meant to have an enormous impact on both individuals—especially their emotional wellbeing right? So I feel like there should be some actual negative consequences to it being kept shut for so long?

[enbysiriusblack]

i am one of those people that loves the angst of the prank, and feels remus has a right and should get to be angry about it.

but also,, the idea of remus not seeing it as big deal?? or at least outwardly expressing that?? the idea of a remus so passive and afraid of his own emotions being something 'animalistic' that he doesn't get angry about the prank. maybe he's so fucking upset about it and no longer trusts sirius but he doesn't want to be left alone, to lose everyone he cares about for expressing that. he doesn't think he has a right to his emotions. and james and peter go with it. yeah, sirius was in the wrong and it was shitty of him but remus seems alright about it so why shouldn't they? and sirius goes with it at first, sirius apologises and remus just nods and says he accepts it. but sirius slowly starts noticing how remus doesn't tell him private things anymore, how he never seems to want to hug or spend time just between them. and sirius asks about it, asks if remus has really forgiven him. and remus always says he has, that he understands, that he doesn't hold it against him. but it's there. and they both know it. but remus refuses to acknowledge it.

[frogmanfae]

Modern David Jacobs sleeps with a weighted stuffed animal. It probably smells like lavender.