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[kittyrosecatqueen]

Random Thoughts: Hazbin Musical

If your playlist was filled with song covers by the Hellaverse (Hazbin Hotel/Hellava Boss) cast, what songs would go with which character and why? I have a few ideas on this topic, so here's what I think would make for some good covers.

Charlie Morningstar (Solo): "Strong" by Anne Wilson. This one just sounds like a Charlie song to me, and I don't know why. Maybe it's because I can hear her sing this when running the hotel is becoming too much for her, I don't know. But I like it though, that's what matters.

Vaggie (Duet with Angel Dust): "Held" by Natalie Grant. Two sides of the same coin of suffering. On the one hand, Vaggie is dealing the aftermath of her rebellion against Heaven. On the other hand, Angel is struggling hard with his addictions and abuse. Both of them would be inwardly crying out for help, maybe even questioning what it means to be held. Who knows, it could even get them to better understand each other. Not a perfect 1-1 ratio, but the idea still works.

Husk (Solo): "The Motions" by Mathew West. You could also assign this to Angel Dust, but in terms of the actual lyrics and Husk's story arc, I think this fits him pretty well. Husk had closed his heart to love many years ago, but with the advent of him learning to open up again, this could be a good song for him to come to terms with rediscovering his feelings. And acting on them if someone's in trouble.

Angel Dust (Duet with Husk): "Take It All Back" by Tauren Wells, We The Kingdom, and Davies. If there's any sort of song that would depict Angel finally taking back his life, it would be this one. Battling Valentino for (literally) his very soul, along with a similar battle between Husk and Alastor, I can see Angel doing whatever it takes to steal his contract away from his abuser once and for all. Anything, including a battle to the death. Not a perfect 1-1 ratio, but I think it works. Are you noticing a pattern yet in my choices?

Alastor (Solo): "Dare You to Move" by Switchfoot(?). I have no reason for this, it just popped into my head for some reason. Maybe Alastor could sing this as some kind of serenade, I don't know.

Niffty (Solo): "Welcome to the Show" by Britt Nicole. This one has Niffty vibes all over it, and I don't know why. But, think about it. She could totally sing this song while she's either hunting for bad boys, or exorcists. It's almost as wild as she is.

Cherri Bomb (Solo): "Anthem" by Superchick. Thinking about this now, I realize that this song would fit perfectly with Cherri's explosive personality. It's loud, wild, and unapologetic, all words that match up with Cherri's story. Wonder what she'd think about all that?

Sir Pentious (Possible duet with Lucifer): "Place in this World" by For King and Country. When I hear this version of the song, I just see Sir Pentious and his story play out in a way (along with a bit of Lucifer's). If you know the story of Sir Pentious, then you'd know that he had a hard time trying to prove himself as one of Hell's greatest threats. But that didn't work out so well for him, especially since he gave it all up when he joined Charlie and the gang at the Hazbin Hotel. Not a perfect comparison, but I do think the lyrics seem to fit Sir Pentious really well.

I will post more ideas for song covers if I think of more of them.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[bet-on-me-13]

The Bat-Adoption Papers are literal Magic Contracts

So! In the Deified Batman AU (the AU where the Belief of the peoples of Gotham accidentally Ascended Batman to minor godhood), the Bat Adoption Papers would be a fun concept.

Batman is a God of The Night, Fear, and Protection. Specifically, the protection of Children, which is one of his biggest motivators. Meaning, it's a big part of his Divine Domain.

So when he, a God of Protection and Children, adopts his own Child? It's kind of a big deal.

His Adoption Papers basically become Magical Contracts that claim Dick to him as his own Son, basically turning Dick into a Demigod by the fact that he is the Son of a God.

Then each time Batman adopts a kid, they become a Demigod as well. Maybe after enough time, and after they forge their own Identities, they could become Minor Gods of their own? Idk, fun idea

Why do I bring this up?

Well, when Danny eventually joins the JLA, and runs into Batman, all he sees in a God of the Night, who takes one look at him, and then pulls out a Magical Binding Contract from his Belt.

Needless to say, he books it.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you all for an incredible 500 days of love and support. I offer you: answers to questions that no one has asked.

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[aterfish]

Deep inside me, I'm fading to black, I'm fading

[honehonn3honey]

A protection that becomes more creepy

Azul in my heart. You can see the original art here and read the monster list here @lustlovehart

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My first concept, since my style could not simulate the texture of slime in its purest state

It is quite thick so water can not enter or wet. Only small puddles where you can accumulate

It is a monster and that, magic, but I can imagine that it can only reach a height by the pressure, it can come out expelled sometimes

[mangotelevision]

cadenza teaching katelyn to dance

[starry-bi-sky]

Blood Blossom Au: Baby's First Commissioner Meeting :)

TL:DR This Post: Danny (orphan) gets poisoned with blood blossom extract by Vlad. He runs away from him and ends up under the care of one Pre-Robin Battinson Batman! Starry is loudly pushing her batdad agenda.

(Also known as "Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings" on my ao3!)

This was a fun rough idea I've been sitting on for weeks, thinking about how Commissioner Gordon and Nightingale's first meeting might go.

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Commissioner Gordon likes to think that he's adjusting to the new normal of Gotham very well, -- the new normal being grown men running around dressed like bats, in military-grade strength body armor, committing acts of vigilantism, -- and slowly, little by little, he was no longer being surprised when this new normal pops up out of the shadows like the world's most terrifying daisy. His shaving lifespan thanks him for it.

....

The kid is a surprise though.

Granted, he seemed to be a surprise to the Bat too.

There's been a string of murders lately, -- which, in Gotham, is kind of like saying there's been another storm during monsoon season. And there's just been another; in some dilapidated building down in south Gotham, with the broken, boarded-up windows and mildew-crawling walls to match. The victim is a man in his thirties, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, left in the center of the room for the blood to pool out around him.

The place is already secured when he arrives, the building swarmed with officers and the forensic detectives. The Bat emerges shortly after he does -- or, he might've been here the whole time, hiding someplace dark and shadowy. For his own sanity, Gordon doesn't think about it too hard.

The kid is a surprise, and he appears like a bolt of lightning.

He shows up in the middle of a conversation Gordon is having with the Bat.

A whistle, sharp and loud, slicing through the air, meant for open air rather than a confined space. Gordon's ears pierce and protest the sound, and the solemn, murmured chatter floating through the room abruptly cuts off like the swing of a gavel. As he turns towards the sound -- as they all do -- he swears, up and down, that he sees Batman's shoulders jump, just slightly.

At the source, perched on the window, is a boy. A boy in a gray-blue scarf and an oversized black hoodie, one that hangs off his frame and has ace bandages wrapped around the wrists in some attempt to cinch the sleeves. The hood is up, big like the rest of it, and threatens to swallow the upper half of the boy's face whole in the fabric. What upper half Gordon can see, is smeared with some kind of opaque, black face paint. He's holding onto the side of the frame with one hand, on his hip is a grappling hook. A familiar grappling hook.

Gordon has multiple questions, and his officers tense up.

Martinez puffs up, brows furrowing as his face shapes into a frown. Shoulders rolling back. "You can't be here, kid--"

The reaction is immediate, like a spark to gunpowder, the boy yanks his fingers from his mouth and his mouth twists into a scowl. Head snapping over to Officer Martinez, his hood manages to stay on but Gordon swears that as he bares his teeth, the glint makes them look sharper than they should be. His voice is rasp and quiet and harsh; snappish in its hissing; "Put a fuckin sock in it, Martinez. I'm not stayin."

Martinez reels back, and the boy immediately veers his attention off him. Like a switch, his demeanor drops. Despite half his face being covered, his mouth twists into a cringing, apologetic smile. Slanted and off-beat, embarrassed. It'd be disarming if this wasn't Gotham, and if he didn't just hiss at Martinez like he was about to bite his head off.

"Sorry." He whispers, voice deceptively polite and softer now. Gordon has to strain his ears to hear him. "I was looking for him."

He points his finger towards-- Gordon? No, Gordon follows the direction, and finds himself looking at -- the Bat.

The Bat, who always looks stiff as a pole, now looks even stiffer. Somehow. Well, the explains the grappling hook attached to the boy's waist.

"What are you doing here?" The Bat says, gruff and unable to completely smother the stumble of surprise in his tone.

The boy still holds a sheepish smile, and slips off the window ledge. His feet hit the creaky boards with a near-silent thud, the Batman finds his feet and rapidly begins crossing the room.

Gordon notes the slight tremble in the boy's legs as he straightens. He adjusts his scarf, which droops close to his knees now that he's standing, and slings a backpack -- how long has had that? -- off his shoulders. When the Bat reaches his side, he does as he always does, and looms over the boy like a spectre. A threatening mass of shadows cloaked in all-consuming black. Standing next to him, the boy looks teeny in comparison.

The Bat is a man who terrifies even the most hardened criminals, Gordon has seen grown men shiver in fear at the mention of his name. And yet when the boy looks up at him, he doesn't even flinch.

Instead, his sheepish smile melts away like ice under the sun, holding only traces of his previous embarrassment. It remains as a shadow on his face, a small upturn at the corners of his mouth. The boy pushes his hood back just enough to reveal glinting, ice-flint eyes surrounded in tar-black face paint. He holds the backpack up with one arm. "You forgot this."

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[violetscanfly]

Out of reach

[that1notetaker]

The ringmaster and the amphitheater. The chessboard and the player. Round and round they go.

[avephelis]

sugimori-style renders of @daftaiyo's queen fakemon because i am ENAMOURED by the beasts. go check out pokemons of riptide it fucks severely.

[harbingersecho]

sam ortez, excavated

Here's my present for @churchstopsurgeryscars for @redvsbluesecretsanta '24!!! Their prompt about Locus learning how to be a person again was amazing, and this might not be exactly what you were looking for, but I hope you like it anyways <3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Teehee! (Spritesheets your Wangxian)

[sometimesmaybespoof]

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