#but it’s SO good

[indulgentcosmos]

Two birds on a wire

[irrelevantiger]

i’ve been watching star trek recently.

[still-a-dreamer-even-now]

I cannot believe Jaime studied law in GOTHAM bro picked the MOST crime-ridden city to study LAW in

Like can you imagine the case studies

“How would you prosecute Joker’s newest scheme?”

“Is this a federal or a state offense?”

“Please give me a fifty page minimum assessment on the functionality of Arkham Asylum.”

“You are defending a case and the Riddler decides to make the courthouse into an escape room. What do you do?”

Like the concept is SO funny to me

[arguablysomaya]

[goblinontour]

reminded me of mr turner on the train

[fairylightspml]

stop i want this shirt so bad but i just moved back in with my family who don’t know (they probably have suspicions) that i’m gay ☹️

i might just have to full send it

[aftgphoenix]

Ok so for my first fanfic recommendation, I’m going to recommend we carry our own weight by wyverning on ao3.

The author’s summary is this:

Jeremy accidentally texts Jean instead of Kevin. Little does he know he's essentially thrown a life preserver to a drowning, freshly-abandoned Jean Moreau in the Nest.

It’s a story told via text messages, either from Jean’s perspective or Jeremy’s, and it’s so good!!! Literally all I’ve been able to think about lately!

It’s an ongoing work and as of right now, it’s at 18 chapters (one dropped today and oh my word was it good!!!). It’s regularly updated and there’s nothing too graphic but as with all things AFTG, mind the trigger warnings. It is rated Mature.

Also, if you are wyverning and would like me to tag your tumblr, please let me know!!! I checked but I couldn’t find that you had one.

[im-no-jedi]

GUYS

OFFICIAL SW YOUTUBE POSTED A TBB LOFI VIDEO!! 😍

it’s even got AZI floating by sometimes in the background!! 💙

[banana-pancake5]

Yall apparently dipping apple slices into Spiced Chai is a wonderful experience

10/10 would recommend

[bowyooo]

i did an art to the kimharry fic i enjoyed like A LOT A LOT

if you can read in [rus] please check this thing out, imo it’s marvelous!! i’ve translated a tiny piece describing the scene, check below under cut for ~the mood~

here’s a little piece i’m making an art to, in [eng]:

ESPRIT DE CORPS - The lieutenant is stubborn. Now that I'm here, at least let me have this. I'm not leaving with nothing.

YOU - Leaning toward Kim. The end of the cigarette trembles and fails to hit the burning flame of the other.

KIM KITSURAGI - His palm slides onto your neck and grips the back of your head tightly, holding you in place.

PERCEPTION - A shiver runs through your entire body, your hair stands up.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - You haven't felt *this* way even when you were making out with some youngster in the Paliseum. Every nerve exposed, blood pounding in your head. And it's just a cigarette, dude.

KIM KITSURAGI - Doesn't break eye contact. His brown eyes seem black in this light, only the light from the apartment glinting in his pupils and on the lenses of his glasses.

REACTION SPEED [Easy: Failure] - The lenses slightly magnify his eyes, and they now look like an overcast night sky with a sickle moon shining on it. You stare back, mesmerised. You forget to breathe.

KIM KITSURAGI - He says through gritted teeth, "Drag on." You thought there was a chuckle in his voice. He pulls his cheeks in.

[that-vampire-loser]

Live laugh love Leo Valdez

[folks-just-call-me-orange-joe]

Right, I have very mixed opinions about the 11th season of Futurama but the last episode’s ending was so so good. When it started glitching and Fry and Leela slowly leant in to kiss each other with that funky song playing in the background??!?! That’s new Futurama and I love it

[elizarivers]

oh no

oh no

oh no

too much lactose

time to study for my chem exam next to the toilet once again

[ezekiel13]

I hated poetry until I was 13

Do you know what made me stop?

I sat next to this girl in English. We did not get along. She threatened to kill me a few times, standard stuff.

She hated it when I recited the poems we learnt. So I started memorising them. (We did not have to. We had to know quotes for our GCSEs)

And in memorising some of the poems to annoy this girl I hated, I gained an affection for them and started to understand them

And then when I was 15 and in my English GCSE I:

1) Did much better than I thought possible because of how much effort I put in, all of which stemmed from a petty hate

2) OMG FUCKING HELL THIS POEM IS SO GOOD SEAMUS HEANEY HOT DAMN (unseen poetry)

[smilesrobotlover]

Oh gosh this is so different from my last PFP fdjdbdkdbsk.

I am not a stranger breaking into your house. I am smiles. I promise I am not an imposter. It is me the robot lover.