#but it’d be FUNNY

[clingyduoapologist]

Anyways now that’s that’s over

They should all meet I think it would go well

[lambsouvlaki]

I am crushed that Jason got to visit the gotham by gaslight universe but didn’t get to meet his feral newsies counterpart! Teeny oliver twist looking jay in a flat cap with a chip on his shoulder the size of Gotham, and two orphans brothers he found in the trash.

[anony-man]

First Aid Spotify playlist but it’s just a bunch of references to missing Ambulon and seeing ghosts.

[flyers-deactivated]

WAIT frosty assist added from the first period ?? you know what would be SO funny

[beigetiger]

One thing I wanna do for the AU is write out in extremely specific detail what happens in the timeline of phase 3 after AMFoM so I can see how close to canon it is when the actual books come out

[nyaightlight]

I’m not super invested in SukuKen, but I do think it’d be hilarious if there was some kind of jealousy/rejection/messy breakup kind of thing between them, and if that was part of the reason Kenjaku did all this

Kenny holding a grudge and deciding to make it real fucking personal like, ‘Fine then. I’m gonna fuck your twin brother and have a child with him that is so fucking cute, and that child will grow to be sweeter and stronger and better than you in every way.’

[cryptidnextdoor]

i’m in such a stir the pot mood. kinda want to go into a fandom i haven’t touched in years and say something silly goofy. poke the bear a bit. i won’t. but the desire is there. and it holds my attention like particularly desperate moth at a porch light.

[wolfythewitch]

He’s ready for the apocalypse

[tastefulbean]

My nuzi designs! N towers over everyone

(No shade to Liam I just think it would be funny if Uzi dressed more like a scene kid LOL)

[cinthgarden]

Remember ?

[ponds-of-ink]

One of these days, I’m probably going be out on one of my walks and I’ll hear one of my own posts being read aloud by some person. The absolute audio jump-scare and following confusion that would cause would be electrifying.

[spiltmilk34]

how funny would it be if he was like, totally wrong about this. like he straight up drinks a bottle of poison in court and collapses like 5 minutes later. i think that would be hilarious.

[artistmarchalius]

He’s always had it in him.

A continuation of the Pop Rock Floyd series: here, here and here

[phoenixkaptain]

I really want to explore Tim “rich kid” Drake spending time with his friends and them just slowly realizing that Robin is even weirder than they thought.

Like, Arrowette complains about some press event or something that her mom wants her to go to and Robin just starts listing off advice and unspoken rules and tells her to absolutely avoid the shrimp cocktails unless she wants an early out, in which case the correct amount to eat is one and a half shrimp with only a bit of cocktail sauce, which will be enough to change her complexion and convince people she doesn’t feel well and allow her to escape to the restroom, then she just needs to slip out one of the windows-

Or Wonder Girl commenting on, like, a science fair project or something and he just goes “Science fairs are the worst. Everyone wants to buy your services to make them something, not understanding that you’re richer than they are and that an insult to you could lead to you buying their parents’ companies if they don’t shut up. They’re lucky I have an even temper…” WG: “…wat.”

Superboy is like “man, Superman’s trying to convince me to clean my room. What should I do?” and Tim just stares blankly at him because nobody has ever told him to clean his room before and he’s never cleaned his room before and he had no idea Clark was so cruel and-

Impulse: “Hey, Rob, pass me a can opener.”

Robin, staring into the drawer, fifteen can openers right in front of his eyes: “We don’t have one.”

I just want Tim to inexplicably not know some things because he’s never had to know them. I want him to explicably know things because he had to know them. I want the things he does know and the things he doesn’t to be totally backwards to everyone, who are all wondering why Robin knows how to hotwire a car but does not know how to work a vacuum cleaner.

[churomo]

pink link with a permanent “😐” face

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #9

When Phantom joined the Justice League, he wasn’t prepared to be approached by Batman of all people. He had been warned to not take everything Batman says to you personally, but that he was a great hero.

Batman had a request. A simple one, at least according to Batman. He asked Phantom to meet an anti-hero who had come back from the dead and had some … nasty side effects.

Phantom, intrigued, agreed. Batman set a time and place, and Phantom showed up. But, Phantom thought Batman had said the one in the red helmet was the undead.

He doesn’t understand why everyone freaks out when Phantom approaches the vigilante with half a cowl dressed in black and red. This boy reeked of death, did Batman seriously not know?