#but it worked

[xiaq]

When you don’t have scaffolding but you gotta get that stair wall edging painted.

[foxesscramble]

a series of instagram posts from one: nicky hemmick

[localcryptidsteg]

A quiet moment

Still not sure what theyre watching thoughhhh

[local-gun-witch]

Coach asked me to help out at my kid's practice.

Me: Your throws are rushed and sloppy. They're not even close to the person you're throwing to, and then they have to reach and correct or run and hurry back. Then their throws end up sloppy too. Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.

Kid: You want me to slow down?

Me: Yes.

Kid: ...

Me: ... Just trust me!

[obscuravoid]

WIP

[lazarish]

[revyved]

did i knock alfira tf out to save her from myself... yes u.u

[ultimateaclrecovery]

Proud of myself for successfully reheating fries and a burger in the air fryer and giving myself a delicious lunch 😊

[bubblesxo]

i think i just accidentally gaslighted myself into doing my homework quickly by somehow convincing myself that 10 was the last hour of the day (instead of 12)

[liliansun]

sike. yk i love you mumma 🥺🫶

EEEEE HYUCK 🥹🥹🥹🥹

i love you too my child 🥹🫶

[thebirdandhersong]

Our temporary choir (we're not allowed to say we're an actual choir under strict orders from our priest because our music director is SUPER enthusiastic about this sort of thing and he WILL arrange regular in-service singing and regular services and he WILL burn himself out because he just loves doing this so much) practiced for two hours before the Christmas Eve Vigil (.... our Midnight Mass except it ended a lot earlier than last year's) and we still managed to sing the Matins Responsary with all the right harmonies :)

[musclem3m0ry]

One time this guy I went to rehab with in 2014 was still trying to hit me up almost ten years after our first and last interaction asking me to come visit him and other dumb shit and he was not taking the hint of me saying 'No thanks, I'm married' and 'I'm not interested in that actually' and I knew he was one of those people who reads into everything to make it about him so i posted We Will Not Be Lovers by the Waterboys on my Instagram story and after viewing it, as i knew he would, he unfollowed me on both Instagram and Snapchat

[artfulusername]

Me, introducing myself to people at a social gathering last night: "I'm the porg from the internet."

[borderlinemediocre]

I used to work on a farm and there was a really mean goose that hung out in the chicken coop and I had to go in there and feed them and clean up the chicken poop and the goose would always be trying to attack me and one day this old wise farm hand that worked with me was like “you have to establish dominance with the goose” so I went in next day with my pitchfork and stabbed the ground in front of the goose and was like MOVE and it did and I had then established my dominance

So last night I was walking my dog and there was a coyote who kept coming near us and I remembered the goose trick but didn’t have a pitchfork so I just stomped my foot really hard and was like MOVE and it ran into the forest

Anyway this is a reminder to establish dominance and yell in your everyday life

[wooobejeweled]

me and two of the wooos watching supernatural