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look at the big guy go!!!
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I want a little stolas toy or plushie to use as a squeeze toy like young eda in “thems the breaks, kid” istg
I’ll throw him at a wall <33
I love him sm y’all don’t understand
He’ll be added to my growing group of “children” (my stuffed animals)
I need him
(Me with all my comfort characters)
#this should stay in the drafts#but it will not#clarity speaks#helluva#helluverse#helluvaverse#helluva boss#stolas#helluva stolas#helluva boss stolas#prince stolas
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I'm Very hype about the Mage! Eskel AU rn and basically what that means is the inside of my brain sounds like an overboiling teakettle and I'm not actually getting any writing done
#i wish it would shut up and actually make a coherent thought#but it will not#no write just screech#ANNOYING#perhaps ill take it to the pub with me and see what we can come up with there
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Why must my food take forever to cook?
#I have some pork dumplings on the stove#and they didn't fry up really#but I figured they were good enough that I could add the liquid#and now they need to finish and boil#but it will not#why the fuck#I am hungry
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If you sit funny and your knee hurts do not try to walk on it
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Okay, people. I just finished plotting out “season 5″ of my stoncy AU. I had to wrestle it into submission, but I did it! It’s looking like this one’s going to be another 50k-ish installment. So, you know, look forward to that.
#i wish my brain would let me do anything else at this point#but it will not#ptera tries to write#ptera fic: mr sandman
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The world has been dusted in white. Pure white. Angels dance beneath blossoming plums. The sun is whispered throughout our sickening dreams. And you are here. You are still here, among the lilacs, beckoning me home.
#i am terrible#and there is nothing here anymore#days turn into weeks and i wait#i wonder if this will ever pass#but it will not#it has not#and i am destined to burn#ssh
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1. what color are your sheets? 2. least favorite vegetable? 3. shrek one or shrek two? 4. favorite underwear brand? 5. slushy vs. smoothie? 6. favorite ramen flavor? 7. do you sleep with the door open or closed? 8. would you rather be buried or cremated? 9. mustard vs. ketchup? 10. one animal you do not like? 11. your favorite country? 12. one limb you could live without? 13. what you want your headstone to say? 14. bees vs. spiders? 15. your least appealing feature? 16. favorite type of cheese? 17. do you like the smell of wet dog? 18. your worst fear? 19. one thing you'd never want your parents to know? 20. flip flops vs. trainers? 21. broccoli vs cauliflower? 22. unlucky number? 23. favorite finger? 24. a job you’d never want? 25. favorite type of dog? 26. what is your favorite expletive (swear word)? 27. favorite age you've been so far? 28. where is your nearest 7-11? 29. what was the last lie you told? 30. what’s one thing that will always cheer you up?
#caroline spent like twelve hours trying to get#the gif (above) to cooperate#but it will not#so apologies for that#maybe we'll fix it later#caroline also gave me a ton of these questions#lol#so shoutout to her i love her so much#by serenay (and partly caroline)#themed#this is partly get to know the blogger??#themed asks#asks#ask games#30#30 questions nobody asks#questions nobody asks
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So like the guy I used to like but kind of still like, is cute but yet no one things he is. LIKE I'M SORRY IF YOU THINK HE ISN'T ATTRACTIVE BUT TO ME HE IS! OK. I just wanna hug him but also slap him... It's weird.
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