#but it wasn’t :(

[rawwithlove]

Another day of doing the absolute most just to go to the thrift store lmao

✨🦇✨

[lexqa]

some of the lyrics in the ucl anthem are in german?? how did i not know this before💀

[c0smic-coral]

Impatience

“Will April 19th ever come?” Yes. Is 28 days too long? We know when we get more Taylor, at least.

Joey and Madeleine, however….

GIVE US TAD 4!!!!!!!!

[randomtheidiot]

“In order for amourshipping to work, the XY writers lobotomized The Girlboss and The Autistic Coded Character and turned them into a shittier, genderswapped version of whatever the fuck was going on with those guys from Twilight” I type, ready to write a full essay, but then I stop. None of you are ready for that conversation yet.

[ghl-osty]

look if you wanna have a conversation with me you need to be prepared to catapult from one topic to another at the speed of light because i am not waiting for you. i probably won’t even notice you aren’t with me because i’ll be trying to remember the name of the song i heard one time somewhere that’s been stuck in my head since 2022.

[unknownarmageddon]

the envelope thing is like that one line in heaven by mitski

OUH my god you’re so right it is

that line is like. cross. and the envelope thing is killer. you know

[cannedpeachess]

PLEASE my friend and I just got complimented by someone passing us in the corridor and I wasn’t prepared and didn’t have my neurotypical person script ready so I panicked immediately and just squeaked at her and ran away

I

SQUEAKED

AT

HER

[lowwasteorbustanut]

Hey all!

I’ve been gone a while, but I return with food 😋

I have a Ninja Creami, that I’ve used to make ice cream a few times. But I didn’t like that all the “official” ice cream recipes call for cream cheese…which is a weird ingredient I think.

Also ever had frozen milk? That gross texture, was how my ice cream turned out.

Barf.

So I trolled around online, and found a recipe for coffee ice cream that looked promising. Except for the fact that I HATE coffee lol

Instead, I brewed some strong black tea that I love.

It’s butterscotch. ‘Nuff said.

And it turned out AMAZING!!

But it needed a little something more…something like caramel!

I had some I’d bought from the store, pre low waste journey, but it soon ran out.

And by now my hunger for butterscotch black tea ice cream was insatiable.

So what was a gal to do?

Simple! I’ll just make my own caramel.

For the first time…

It’ll be fine right?

…

…

And it WAS!

Delicious!!

So proud of me, making low waste ice cream and caramel sauce 💖

*tea is loose leaf, and is composted after brewing. The milk/cream I used for ice cream is purchased in recyclable containers. Only the lids themselves are garbage. Sugar, salt, and vanilla extract are purchased from my local bulk foods store-in reusable bulk bags, and one small glass container I reuse for the vanilla.

[eoieopda]

never doubt a capricorn with a mission.

i just spent seven (7) months slowly leading @jihopesjoint into caratdom, with no sudden movements because she spooks easily.

i finally did it, lads.

we made it.

[countessrivers]

When your fic is essentially just an (angsty) take on a porny trope but someone leaves a huge comment nitpicking how the British school system doesn’t actually work like that and it’s like…ok thanks. Wasn’t really the point and I get that anachronisms can be annoying (I’m Australian, I know) but…was that necessary? If the educational leverage being used by Yassen to blackmail Alex into a bj was so important and so inaccurate enough to ruin it for you then…why not just click back?

Or are they right?

[dearreader]

thinking of the wedding and marriage imagery in high infidelity and taylor saying “Seemed like the right thing at the time”

[killa-trav]

absolutely chucking it down today here in manny no chance we getting a result, today n tomo 100% rained off so jarring

[teamkenbaby]

tell me why i just a succession to this is america by childish gambino? a song that is about police brutality and systemic racism. a song that is very deeply rooted in black people’s experiences of trauma and harm. a song that does not relate to the experiences of the white billionaire nepo babies we all hate to love. what the actual fuck.

[methinmycoffee]

Season 4 rankings!

Best to Worst:

Timmy 2000 (Ep. 3)

The Wacky Molestation Adventure (Ep. 16)

Cherokee Hair Tampons (Ep. 6)

Tooth Fairy’s Tats 2000 (Ep. 1)

Cartman Joins NAMBLA (Ep. 5)

Fat Camp (Ep. 15)

A Very Crappy Christmas (Ep. 17)

Do The Handicapped Go to Hell? (Ep. 9)

Probably. (Ep. 10)

Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime (Ep. 2)

Helen Keller! The Musical (Ep. 13)

Quintuplets (Ep. 4)

Chef Goes Nanners (ep. 7)

Trapper Keeper (Ep. 12)

Fourth Grade (Ep. 11)

Something You Can Do With Your Finger (Ep. 8)

Pip (Ep. 14)

[rosicheeks]

I obviously don't know you're situation but it sounds like it may be somewhat similar to the one I've found myself in and it's truly horrible and it hurts but I want you to know you're so special and so sweet and things will get better ❤️

I’m sorry to hear you’re going through something similar 😔

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

I love Dany and all but she really went ‘oh yeah let me jack off my practically dead husband and then smother him with a pillow’