#but it sounds gross

[marlynnofmany]

Fun new typo that I ALMOST completed: "Peanut Butter and Jekyll Cookies."

Because I hit the K instead of the L, you see.

Ew.

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Anybody else feel like they've been on crazy pills the past 48 hrs?

[marisatomay]

every sex scene in a movie is necessary, actually. we called for a vote on it while you were in the bathroom. yeah, even the people who were on the fence voted in favor of it because you were being a whiny child. and we don’t like you.

[comicslina]

Dear Nightwing fans,

My sympathies.

Sincerely,

A Red Hood fan who had to experience the Outlaws webtoon

[eerna]

me explaining why Will/Elizabeth/Jack love triangle was a perfect little one-movie arc that wasn't present in the final movie because it was never about choosing and instead just about dynamics and character development so they all outgrew it by then

[wokeleftistmob]

saw a poll about this earlier but

apparently people eat plain cheese sandwiches and don't even grill them???

like you put a slice of cheese between bread, don't even heat it up, then eat it???

is this a common thing outside of america?

[yuridovewing]

genuinely embarrassing how blossomfall gets more fandom sympathy than breezepelt. “boohoo my sister is disabled and my mommy is emotionally abusing her paying more attention to her than me and i hate my stupid ass sister for getting herself disabled and wish she died. also im a grown ass woman.” vs “my dad hit and neglected me as a child and isolated me from my clanmates and it left me maladjusted and seeking validation from terrible sources and its implied hes like this because he’s drooling after the one that got away” like how is this not cut and dry. you cant even soak in the shitty “well breezepelt was a shitty kid” excuse because blossomfall was also shitty before and after the incident. tbh, id argue she’s shittier because breezepelt actually did change his behavior while blossomfall is just as bigoted as ever.

[vellecann]

old friend

[vristrogen]

something about people calling vrisrezi "toxic yuri" always puts me off. i understand the lack of words to really put their dynamic but like you know theyre in a relationship thats largely good for them right. they arent dating because "it sucks but it would be worse without each other" they genuinely really love each other a lot

[leavingautumn13]

more of my dragonborn oc, kyrena, and the slippery slope that is working with daedra

[i have commissions open now!]

bonus miraak:

[scottsupremacy]

who up jimming they curlys

[morgue-me]

they're all such freaks

[warningsine]

GIRLS5EVA • Summer Dutkowsky

[thenatashapulleyuniverse]

please send this to your non-pulleyverse oomfs i made this for fun lmao

MC = main character

LI = love interest

[justajsworkshop]

i'm realizing how much tapping into the void is just... not difficult. and ig i knew this conceptually, and anytime i've gotten close to or briefly tapped into the void state, it's always "just happened." but this understanding is sinking in on a new level.

the degree to which i've released judgments during my meditations has allowed me to "go deeper" so much faster because i'm not trying to accomplish anything through force, will, or intellect. instead of trying to master my awareness, i'm just being mindful of my awareness and where it's placed, therefore putting the concept of mastery in action.

we think we need a crowbar to pry the doors of consciousness open when we are actually the door itself. it's about a feather light touch, gently tapping your awareness back to where you desire it to be. because the moment you start trying, you're intellectualizing, and as the ancient one said in doctor strange, "your intellect has taken you far in life, but it can take you no further."

consciousness defies all reason because it's beyond all reason. the mind will never be satisfied, so stop trying to satisfy it. as jesus said in the chosen when healing the paralytic at the pool of bethesda, "you only need me." you only need your awareness to continue staying on your desired end. instead of trying harder or looking for another new method or technique, soften your touch and see what happens. be a shepherd to your awareness and gently herd it home.

[naffeclipse]

Across all your aus and stories, this is now my favourite Moon line: “You buffoon!” Moon snarls right beside your ear. “You dropped our virgin!” Out of context it’s even better. XD

LAJSDFASL IT'S SO BAD OUT OF CONTEXT PLEASE

@jackofallrabbits I need you to see this about our AU