#but it made me laugh idc

[ominiscorridorsmyfavourite]

*** also, I made this to go with this post.

MC and everyone chilling in the Solarium when Professor Fig walks by.

MC: Oh hello, Professor Fig. Did you get my report on Magical Theory?

Professor Fig: Yes, I looked it over. Nice work.

MC: Good. Thanks Dad.

*Everyone pauses and stares at MC, including professor Fig*

MC: ... Why is everyone staring at me?

Ominis: You just called Professor Fig, "Dad". You said, "Thanks Dad."

MC: What? No I didn't! I said "thanks, man."

Professor Fig: Do you see me as a father figure, MC?

MC: Psh! No! I see you more as a bother figure! Becuase you're always bothering me...

Garreth: Hey! Show your father some respect!

MC: I didn't call him dad!

Fig: No, no, no, MC... I take it as compliment.

Leander: It's not a big deal, I called this girl I hooked up with "mom" once.

MC: Guys! Jump on that! Prewett has psychosexual issues!

Sebastian: Old news! But you calling Fig, Daddy...

MC: Hey! "Daddy" is not on the table here, it's not like he's Sharp.

Duncan: But you did call him dad.

MC: Shut up, you've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Duncan: Okay, I was lying about the venomous tentacula, but the "dad" thing, that happened!

Ominis: Aha!

MC: It was a trap! All part of my crazy, devious plan...

Fig: I believe you.

MC: Thank you.

Fig: Kiddo.

MC: *le sigh*

Fig: would you want to talk about it later, over a game of summonor's court?

MC:...

MC: *quietly* I'd like that.

[cactuseri]

collection

[luftballons99]

the way people online talk about art they like is utterly intoxicating

[strayklds]

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

[jondoe279]

atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again

[shirleydanders]

MERRY CHRISTMAS ADAM 🎉🎄

[thegentlesurvive]

Taylor Swift at a fundraiser, April 27, 2024

[anonymocha]

finally coming out as a dyke in 2023 is realizing i dont need to pretend to simp that Guy just because everyone else in my friend group does

[firstwefinish]

would you still love him if he was a tomato ??!

[lintlesunflowerart]

[unmechanism]

[triglycercule]

hhhhidea...,,,, CUTE idea (kinda?) dust reading to phantom papyrus during night to lull him to sleep,,,, but really its just a way for him to pretend that everythings not really that shit (as if phantom paps isn't just dust's denial incarnate) and to help him NOT wake up because of a nightmare again or something

(and just because i can't resist now im imagining this with mtt. not that dust stopped reading to paps in place of killer and horror (because he wouldnt he simply wouldn't) but now the two join them for storytime. horror knocks out pretty damn fast and eventually dust falls asleep too after he makes sure that paps is satisfied with the amount he read and then killer's just left to sit there. maybe he tries to fall asleep maybe he doesn't,,,, maybe he picks up the book and continues reading but EITHERWAY,,,,,, this scene in my head so 💥💥💥😇😇😇)

[bookinit02]

class feedback day🥹🫶🏻

[slimespecter]

just went through your entire blog and I think so but not sure, have you read homestuck?

. yes

[catscidr]

For some reason, I'm sure that Zandik will just have a separate civilization on his pubis during the academy... There's a whole jungle out there

reading this ask made me cringe and filled me with thr need to give him a bath STAT so thats's exactly what i did