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ominiscorridorsmyfavourite · 2 years ago

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*** also, I made this to go with this post.

MC and everyone chilling in the Solarium when Professor Fig walks by.

MC: Oh hello, Professor Fig. Did you get my report on Magical Theory?

Professor Fig: Yes, I looked it over. Nice work.

MC: Good. Thanks Dad.

*Everyone pauses and stares at MC, including professor Fig*

MC: ... Why is everyone staring at me?

Ominis: You just called Professor Fig, "Dad". You said, "Thanks Dad."

MC: What? No I didn't! I said "thanks, man."

Professor Fig: Do you see me as a father figure, MC?

MC: Psh! No! I see you more as a bother figure! Becuase you're always bothering me...

Garreth: Hey! Show your father some respect!

MC: I didn't call him dad!

Fig: No, no, no, MC... I take it as compliment.

Leander: It's not a big deal, I called this girl I hooked up with "mom" once.

MC: Guys! Jump on that! Prewett has psychosexual issues!

Sebastian: Old news! But you calling Fig, Daddy...

MC: Hey! "Daddy" is not on the table here, it's not like he's Sharp.

Duncan: But you did call him dad.

MC: Shut up, you've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Duncan: Okay, I was lying about the venomous tentacula, but the "dad" thing, that happened!

Ominis: Aha!

MC: It was a trap! All part of my crazy, devious plan...

Fig: I believe you.

MC: Thank you.

Fig: Kiddo.

MC: *le sigh*

Fig: would you want to talk about it later, over a game of summonor's court?

MC:...

MC: *quietly* I'd like that.

#hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy meme #hogwarts legacy drabbles #brooklyn 99 #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow #garreth weasley #professor fig #leander prewett #daddy sharp #this is long #but it made me laugh idc

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hotroadkill · 1 year ago

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#seri.txt #these just made me laugh idk 😭 my mom and dad r also both like this #idk if someone’s posted these before but idc #seri’s hits

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luftballons99 · 2 years ago

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the way people online talk about art they like is utterly intoxicating

#this is really self indulgent but idc some of these literally made me laugh out loud #txt

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orphanbychoice · 1 year ago

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atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again

#its not even funny anymore WHERE IS ANDY AND NORIKO!!!!!!!!!!! it was supposed to be the year of dyke drama 😞😞😞😞😞😞#like given the way they structured the first movie the second would have to be almost wholly original and differ a lot from the comic #like andy cant go thru the shit noriko puts her thru so im guessing the script would switch her out with nile getting tossed in the ocean #but that doesnt really work with norikos comic characterization (trying to get andy to see her point by making her go thru what noriko did #isnt something quynh will gaf about if andy isnt one of the immortals. andys become thr ‘vermin’ noriko hates!!!)#and given the end of the movie everyones chill with copley so joe and nickys whole subplot cant exist anymore…. idk maybe theyll switch out #copley with moose?? idc as long as we get their stupid car conversation tbh makes me laugh #honestly given the changes that would have to be made they probably just made a stupid movie and don’t want to release it. but I DONT CAREEE #its not exactly like the first one was that good i still mute it in preparation for every cringe needle drop like its a lame movie but its #genuineeeeee fun like i seriously do not care netflix give me my movie!!!#the old guard

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killjoy-prince · 1 year ago

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House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

#house md #prince's talk tag #flashing #repitition #so as i was watching this show i noticed they'd say the episode title in the episode #so i wanted to see how many times they did it #the people on livejournal who made transcripts of the episodes are my saviors and without them this would of been so much harder to do #thank you all for your service and i hope wherever you all are you're having a great day #sometimes they would use a variation of the word like in the episode poison they would say 'poisoned' or 'poisoning'#i did not include those instances #there was an instance in 'merry little christmas' where they do play the song in the show #but since ella fitzgerald was not a character in the show i did not include it #where as in the episode 'joy to the world' the students are singing it in the concert so i did include that #i apologize for the tonal whiplash when you get to that part but it did make me laugh #one of the times kutner says 'locked in' is overshadowed by the POTW's voice over but i assure you he says it and thats why its in there #out of the main characters from the one who said the title the most to least are #House > Foreman > Wilson > Chase > Cuddy > Adams > Cameron and Taub > Kutner > Thirteen and Park #this took a bit to do lolol its probably been done already but i wanted my own #there is a chance im missing some on technicalities but idc. im fine with this #there are two more i wanna do but with a character saying another character's name but ill do that some other time #EDIT: When I was making this video I was unaware that the Pilot episode went by two names: 'Pilot' and 'Everybody Lies'#Basically everywhere I looked the first episode was only referred to by 'Pilot'#which I found weird bc i remember seeing somewhere that the last episode was paired with the first episode in terms of title #but i couldn't find hard proof so I decided to leave it out at the time #well i checked again last night and yea the pilot IS also called Everybody Lies so I updated the video #I also think it goes well with the fact that House does say 'Everybody Dies' in the finale so another reason to fix it #AND he says it without Wilson while he and Wilson say the title of the pilot sooooo yea hehehehehe

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devicecontact · 2 months ago

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When the ghosts and ghouls attack

#my favorite word one of my favorite images #you can’t call a guy I like a ghoul and expect me to not laugh and go crazy about it #madness combat #madcom #2bdamned #my art #probably shouldn’t have used flipnote idc I wouldn’t have made it otherwise

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shirleydanders · 1 year ago

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MERRY CHRISTMAS ADAM 🎉🎄

#slow horses #river cartwright #james spider webb #louisa guy #shirley dander #thinking of webb as an mra made me laugh idc if it’s ooc #looool #christmas adam

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thissying · 4 days ago

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"my freaking mouse is dying."

#and it's not going quietly if gianni can help it!#this might be a 'for an audience of one' (me) post but idc. it made me laugh.#a compilation of all the overly loud noises every time gianni did something would be even better but that would take too much time #f1 #team redline #gianni vecchio #max verstappen #luke crane #kevin siggy #streamer max #my post

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thegentlesurvive · 9 months ago

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Taylor Swift at a fundraiser, April 27, 2024

#if you look closely at the first one - remini gave her cat eyes when I upscaled it & I left it bc it made me laugh #that last one is still so low res but it’s better than what I started with #taylor swift #tswiftedit #tsedit #my edit #but not my photos & idc if you use - just don’t repost as-is yknow #be cool

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice

#snap chats #'real name magnus' to YOU. maybe to me too idk magnus IS a cute name but not the topic #some people bemoan references to the movies in the comics/cartoons I HOWEVER think theyre always cute when it comes to the xmen...#like in legion of x- i forget who but someone was like 'magneto can do a GREAT gandalf impression just get him drunk first'#like oh im sure im sure he can... [insert rivals tank joke here]#kinda wish they called back to his other VAs or at least earl boen who played him in Pryde of the X-Men but ill live #i just like the shout outs in general..... thats so cute idc i love it when comics/shows do that #also love how david hemblen's name is the only one not fully censored vJELKJVAELKJ #rip king you'll always be iconic for your performance in 92. AND in road to avonlea <- he was in one (1) episode #anyway no please can you imagine how goofy that list would be. and how long #like 'you got two michaels on here you wanna explain' you gotta ask his ex about that one. michael a good name idk what to tell you #'ok so david hemblen ian [redacted] michael [redacted] michael. michael xavier......' loud ass eyebrow raise #ik in the tas verse mags doesnt get the opportunity to 'become' michael xavier but let me have this joke ok. just this one #didnt know charles could see into the future ... it really is so funny that a man named michael would eventually play mags tho #thats so funny .. serendipity or whatever #wait that just reminds me of when he borrows charles' last name for that 2012(? or was it 2011) magneto one shot #he couldnt have been going by michael xavier in that it was well before that time.. was he just going by 'magnus xavier'....#or just Mr. Xavier .. or charles xavier ... funny as hell i love magneto's name shenanigans #james arnold taylor deserves a shoutout. maybe not in tas but just in general WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE PLAYED TIDUS #INFAMOUS LAUGHTER TIDUS THAT ONE ????? range. he also played johnny test but we dont gotta talk about it #that fact alone has made he decide mags has an ugly laugh. like i know the context of the tidus laugh and its sad but ssh #ignore me im just. i love voice actor stuff its always so funny going down the rabbit hole #seriously tho shoutout to mr taylor he's played mags in virtually all his video game appearances. AND lego charles #thats enough outta me ok bye im gonna go

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solomams · 5 days ago

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I have to admit, the state of the world right now has me a little scared. Every day I wake up worried. Drawing this with my mc made me feel better. I just have to keep going, and not give up hope. And remember that I'm not alone. And neither are you.