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*** also, I made this to go with this post.
MC and everyone chilling in the Solarium when Professor Fig walks by.
MC: Oh hello, Professor Fig. Did you get my report on Magical Theory?
Professor Fig: Yes, I looked it over. Nice work.
MC: Good. Thanks Dad.
*Everyone pauses and stares at MC, including professor Fig*
MC: ... Why is everyone staring at me?
Ominis: You just called Professor Fig, "Dad". You said, "Thanks Dad."
MC: What? No I didn't! I said "thanks, man."
Professor Fig: Do you see me as a father figure, MC?
MC: Psh! No! I see you more as a bother figure! Becuase you're always bothering me...
Garreth: Hey! Show your father some respect!
MC: I didn't call him dad!
Fig: No, no, no, MC... I take it as compliment.
Leander: It's not a big deal, I called this girl I hooked up with "mom" once.
MC: Guys! Jump on that! Prewett has psychosexual issues!
Sebastian: Old news! But you calling Fig, Daddy...
MC: Hey! "Daddy" is not on the table here, it's not like he's Sharp.
Duncan: But you did call him dad.
MC: Shut up, you've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Duncan: Okay, I was lying about the venomous tentacula, but the "dad" thing, that happened!
Ominis: Aha!
MC: It was a trap! All part of my crazy, devious plan...
Fig: I believe you.
MC: Thank you.
Fig: Kiddo.
MC: *le sigh*
Fig: would you want to talk about it later, over a game of summonor's court?
MC:...
MC: *quietly* I'd like that.
#hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy meme#hogwarts legacy drabbles#brooklyn 99#ominis gaunt#sebastian sallow#garreth weasley#professor fig#leander prewett#daddy sharp#this is long#but it made me laugh idc
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#seri.txt#these just made me laugh idk 😭 my mom and dad r also both like this#idk if someone’s posted these before but idc#seri’s hits
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the way people online talk about art they like is utterly intoxicating
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atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again
#its not even funny anymore WHERE IS ANDY AND NORIKO!!!!!!!!!!! it was supposed to be the year of dyke drama 😞😞😞😞😞😞#like given the way they structured the first movie the second would have to be almost wholly original and differ a lot from the comic#like andy cant go thru the shit noriko puts her thru so im guessing the script would switch her out with nile getting tossed in the ocean#but that doesnt really work with norikos comic characterization (trying to get andy to see her point by making her go thru what noriko did#isnt something quynh will gaf about if andy isnt one of the immortals. andys become thr ‘vermin’ noriko hates!!!)#and given the end of the movie everyones chill with copley so joe and nickys whole subplot cant exist anymore…. idk maybe theyll switch out#copley with moose?? idc as long as we get their stupid car conversation tbh makes me laugh#honestly given the changes that would have to be made they probably just made a stupid movie and don’t want to release it. but I DONT CAREEE#its not exactly like the first one was that good i still mute it in preparation for every cringe needle drop like its a lame movie but its#genuineeeeee fun like i seriously do not care netflix give me my movie!!!#the old guard
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House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode
#house md#prince's talk tag#flashing#repitition#so as i was watching this show i noticed they'd say the episode title in the episode#so i wanted to see how many times they did it#the people on livejournal who made transcripts of the episodes are my saviors and without them this would of been so much harder to do#thank you all for your service and i hope wherever you all are you're having a great day#sometimes they would use a variation of the word like in the episode poison they would say 'poisoned' or 'poisoning'#i did not include those instances#there was an instance in 'merry little christmas' where they do play the song in the show#but since ella fitzgerald was not a character in the show i did not include it#where as in the episode 'joy to the world' the students are singing it in the concert so i did include that#i apologize for the tonal whiplash when you get to that part but it did make me laugh#one of the times kutner says 'locked in' is overshadowed by the POTW's voice over but i assure you he says it and thats why its in there#out of the main characters from the one who said the title the most to least are#House > Foreman > Wilson > Chase > Cuddy > Adams > Cameron and Taub > Kutner > Thirteen and Park#this took a bit to do lolol its probably been done already but i wanted my own#there is a chance im missing some on technicalities but idc. im fine with this#there are two more i wanna do but with a character saying another character's name but ill do that some other time#EDIT: When I was making this video I was unaware that the Pilot episode went by two names: 'Pilot' and 'Everybody Lies'#Basically everywhere I looked the first episode was only referred to by 'Pilot'#which I found weird bc i remember seeing somewhere that the last episode was paired with the first episode in terms of title#but i couldn't find hard proof so I decided to leave it out at the time#well i checked again last night and yea the pilot IS also called Everybody Lies so I updated the video#I also think it goes well with the fact that House does say 'Everybody Dies' in the finale so another reason to fix it#AND he says it without Wilson while he and Wilson say the title of the pilot sooooo yea hehehehehe
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When the ghosts and ghouls attack
#my favorite word one of my favorite images#you can’t call a guy I like a ghoul and expect me to not laugh and go crazy about it#madness combat#madcom#2bdamned#my art#probably shouldn’t have used flipnote idc I wouldn’t have made it otherwise
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MERRY CHRISTMAS ADAM 🎉🎄
#slow horses#river cartwright#james spider webb#louisa guy#shirley dander#thinking of webb as an mra made me laugh idc if it’s ooc#looool#christmas adam
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Taylor Swift at a fundraiser, April 27, 2024
#if you look closely at the first one - remini gave her cat eyes when I upscaled it & I left it bc it made me laugh#that last one is still so low res but it’s better than what I started with#taylor swift#tswiftedit#tsedit#my edit#but not my photos & idc if you use - just don’t repost as-is yknow#be cool
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finally coming out as a dyke in 2023 is realizing i dont need to pretend to simp that Guy just because everyone else in my friend group does
#finally coming out as a dyke in 2023 is realizing i can be insane abt women the same way my friends are insane abt men#life changing#mochats#im sorry to my friends who think me simping that guy was genuine#i was just trying to fit in#its a good time to admit that 90% of the time i also dont care abt male characters same way how-#-some straight women dont care abt female characters#i refuse to waste my power on a guy everyone else cares about#im tired enough and i have assignments to do#if i become an outcast for only sparing my energy on women then so be it.#i care about my friends and love them gushing abt a Guy but i personally cannot be made to care in a way they do#not just because i think (often neglected) female characters deserve more of my attention but also because-#-my attraction does influence my interest LETS BE FR HERE#growing up is realizing that putting attention on things you dont care about#is exhausting#as fuck#and i kind of hated how i feel like i wasted my youth energy drawing characters idc abt to please others#now im just tired all the time#while wishing i can draw more women more often#so like#dont do that#draw and write what YOU want#btw its not that i dont care abt men i just have such low energy lately that if i care for anything else but women — it may be unfulfilling#live laugh fatigue#every time i see a guy fanart i scroll past life has never felt so good#(unless its by a friend which i will appreciate dearly i love my friends art and how passionate they r)
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#sonic the hedgehog#sonic is dead#murder of sonic the hedgehog#I made this in like 10 min after beating the game because idc I loved it#had me screaming laughing and also crying cuz I’m bad at video game
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#this is the only day i can post this#i thought about it and it made me laugh so hard idc if it's stupid#us elections#destiel#kamala harris
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class feedback day🥹🫶🏻
#THEY LIKE ME YAYYYYYYY#i have a whole group of people that talk to me before and after every class now#im so glad#there was one guy who said ‘idk im only here bc i have to be’#which made me laugh#like yeah. valid#but mostly THEY LIKE MEEEEE#personal#professor bookinit#<- making that a tag even tho im not technically a professor idc
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just went through your entire blog and I think so but not sure, have you read homestuck?
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#asks#I stopped around 2014-15 ish by the way I don’t remember anything past then but yeah#sorry this made me laugh really hard. someone going through my blog and going “yeah. This fuckers definitely read homestuck”#you thought correct! anyways uhhh yeah. idc about it anymore (obviously) but I will say#I still have a huge soft spot for John and davesprite. Those two were my favorite characters
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For some reason, I'm sure that Zandik will just have a separate civilization on his pubis during the academy... There's a whole jungle out there
reading this ask made me cringe and filled me with thr need to give him a bath STAT so thats's exactly what i did
#this is scuffed#but it made me laugh#so i dotn care#dottore genshin impact#thats literallyu not even him anymore#idc thats babygirl#genshin impact#do i dare put this in the dottore x reader tag again#no i dont#il dottore#but ill put it in the other one#il dottore x reader
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need 2 find myself again in 2025 . tbhwu
#depression has hollowed me out in2 a shell of my former self#and i thmk i need 2 grit my teeth and just get over It whatever It is#recognizing its no easy task but also knowing i cant keep on like this#and allowing myself to spiral into misery thereby preventing any possible change or growth#sigh …. sogh .. i want 2 be a person again . picture friends circa 2008 outlining me in chalk. i want 2 know theres something there#how u ask (me asking myself)#idk but one way or anotjer . and not in that new yrs resolution fallacy way#anyways . anyways z . crazy how a week off from work will leave u feeling real again#i gotta get out of there . step 1😭🙏🙏#its especially hard when everyone arnd you is objectively doing better. partners finances purpose . >staring in2 the camera 1000 yd stare#u get thru the beast of being a teenager like thank god thats over and then b4 you even catch ur breath#your mid 20s are casting a shadow over u like some menacing thing and u have to gulp and say hes right behind me isnt he#i think people often like to give the advice that youll figure it out but it leaves me feeling so disquieted#bc its like sure im sure i will ive made it this far i can do what i need to get by when the moment matters#but it does nothing to assauge the immediate anxiety and feelings of worthlessness and lack of direction yk#goddmanit assuage i spelled it wrong everyone point and laugh#bc its like what if i dont and i mean that in a very like . existential & not material way . idk what im saying but i think thats the advice#i hate most . not sure if u have felt or do feel the same . -__- like yes oersonal experience sure whatever happens will happen and you will#simply adjust but will i ever feel like its something i want to experience/endure .#whatever anyways x2. im journalling i think that helps me the best rn . and its the one thing thats allowed me hope and i think#having that time to examine and mull over and deconstruct is rly helpful tbh. and i would like to think#over the long term i can repair my creativity and cultivate a new outlet that doesnt leave me feeling empty if i cant draw as i used to#yaar#i feel like i dont write for very long tho thats the one thing that kinda blows#two pages maybe and ive only addressed two maybe three points if im being generous lol i get so bored with the actual motion#when my mind moves 10x as fast . and idc for audio logs either ykwim.#ohh tumblr how i love u . tag system like no other
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silly thang
#spark the electric jester#super noncommital and simple but idc#video made me laugh rlly hard#miiirart#doodle#animation#sort of#not really#stej#spark stej
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