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i did it. made a proper River Cartwright meme. it was fun, might do more.
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Guess what I got…
YESSSS!!!! OH MY GOD !!!!! I’m so excited for you ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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guys omg I just rewatched the s5 trailer Shirley is so fucking,,,, oh my god,,,, I’m gonna be normal in the tags,,,,,
@shirleydanders
#YEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!#I need her so baaaaaaad#you’re so correct my love#this is all the content I need#SHIRLEEEEEEY!!!
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I need to rewatch (and over analyze) the s5 trailer bc I need to see Shirley PROPERLY so I can simp PROPERLY
YES YES S YES 🫡
I’m a bit worried bc I know the book is kinda more Roddy-centric, but the one scene I’m reeeeeaally looking forward to (not sure if it was in the trailer) is when River, Louisa and Shirley go to the cluuuuuuub like I can’t WAIT if they’ve cut that ill cry 😭😭😭😭
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NEVER apologize for being horny. not in this economy.
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LOUISA should KISS EMMA who should FIGHT SHIRLEY
Ohhhhh my god can u imagine Shirley covered in blood mmmmmmmmm oh my GOD
#also why am I still such a massive emma x Louisa?#like#in the scene where she goes to tell her to call off the shoot to kill on river I was like giggling kicking my legs#but YES#pls make this happen#sorry for being horny
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im severely hoping the kiss is supposed to be a distraction or something when they're undercover
Oh I never even thought, ur so clever anon! 🗣️
#and helping me not kms#because this cannot come to pass while tumblr user shirleydanders still walks this earth
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SORRY but the river x louisa kiss? 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 get fucking real rn
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shirley in the season 5 trailer with even shorter hair hmmmmmm
I NEED HER TO [REDACTED] MY [REDACTED] UNTIL I [REDACTED]
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River Cartwright tinnitus warrior
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Shirley and JK Coe are actually best friends that’s just how lesbians and gay men bond
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"Not a fucking word. Anyone. Except you." This to Moira. "What. The fuck. Are you talking about?" "I really don't appreciate—" "You have to understand this. You really have to understand this. I am this close to wringing your fucking—" "Louisa." It was Marcus, his hand on her elbow. "Louise, you need to cool it. Just sit down, yeah?" And she wanted to scream that she'd sit down when she was good and ready, and what the hell did he know about it, anyway? Because he hadn't been there when this bitch had said what she'd said, that River was dead- how could he be dead? But she didn't say any of that because she was shaking too hard. It was if she'd fallen from a tree into cold, cold water, and would never be warm again. —Spook Street, Mick Herron
#LOUISAAAAAAAA#oh I have so many feelings about Louisa you have no idea#something so beautiful and so heartbreaking about her anger#like#help me#slow horses
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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
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if you exchanged vinnie from brassic and river cartwright you'd get the exact same outcomes, only that vinnie has way better comebacks
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Did a deep dive in my notes and found this
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Catherine Standish having an Android on an Apple TV show ugh her power
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which women on the show should shirley kiss and in what order
THE SPEED AT WHICH I RAN TO MY INBOX TO ANSWER THIS!!!!!
Okay! So!
Louisa - 5/10. Maybe if they have a scene together, this will change. But rn they’re too angry for each other
Emma - 7/10. I want them to kiss quite a lot but I want Emma and Louisa to kiss more so it’s not a 10/10
Giti- 8/10. I need them to have a scene together
Diana - nowwwww, how much I want it, personally? 100000/10. How much I want it narratively? 0/10
Catherine - 0/10, sorry, she’s their mother. Too weird
Moira - 2/10. Not really any interest but idk… something
Molly - 1/10. I mean. It would be interesting but I don’t think it would do anything for my girl Shirl
Sid - 8/10. Would be of interest to me, although the personality clash makes it hard for me to visualise a situation wherein they would kiss
Ingrid - again, personally, 1000000/10, but I don’t think the Dame is lowering herself to kissing Slow Horses
Sally (is that her name? The one from Upshott in S2. I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel for female characters now): 7/10. I think she was underutilised and could come back to woo Shirley. Especially in the gorgeous Country Garden.
It’s kinda sad that Shirley doesn’t have anyone to be shipped with until like Book 8 (but then I’m *SPOILERS KIND OF* an Ash/Shirley girl, even though I don’t think the books are going that way lol)
ALL THAT BEING SAID, I need Louisa/Emma NOW 🗣️
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