#but it iiis what it iiiiiis

[andsoigotabutterfly]

forgot to tell you *holds out shirt that say future aunt* this for you by the way

*eyes growing wildly large* w- wait! what? how? when? *totally freaking out* *in a good way* this means that you're... Or Belamy? god I need a book on auntying now.

[witchinatree]

magnus protocol episode 15 recap -amble

i think recap is the wrong word for these actually? its more like a live blog situation. i think i'm gonna change that

anywayy i'm so many days late its TIME

oh sam is so smooth with the tickets i adore the two of them

"if only to see your face" WHAT and then alice walks in oh my fucking god. babygirl i love you so much but i really need you to leave

human baby reveal holy shit

"babies are cool" alice honey i am so so sorry for your repeated fumbles but i really think you just need to leave

i thought that was tim for a second i genuinely believed that was tim. i think i am hallucinating him (i miss him).

oh shit.. this is very lesbian of me but she sounds so fucking cool in the scariest way ever

this weirdly reminds me of what happened to daisy but like if she.. died..? you know what i mean??? oh SHIT SHES ACTUALLY IN THE VOICEMAIL OH MY GOD. WHAT? WHAT WAIT SHES IN THE? THATS NOT THE VOICEMAIL THATS THE REAL THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT honey no honey celia run celia book it so fast

GWEN? GWEN? GWEN??????????? GWEEEENNNN???????????????????????????? MY LOVE????????? MY DEAREST BABYGIRL WHAT THE ACTUAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING BABE BABE??????? AND THE BOUCHARD LORE MY HEAD HURTS OS BAD

and it keeps going. it keeps going. oh is this luke? how did i put this off for so long oh my fucking jesus christ

awe i love that alice and luke are so close

......okay where are we now?? how are there 7 minutes left genuinely what is taking place in this podcast rn

ALICE??????????? ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE I AM I AM AFRAID I AM AFRAID I AM AFRAID I AM AFRAID I II III IIIIII DO WE REMEMBER HOW WORM SEX GIRL GOT POSSESSED BECAUSE SHE TRIED TO HELP JANE PRENTISS DO WE REMEMBER THAT DO WE REMEMBER WORM SEX GIRL

babygirl.. babygirl no youre in a horror podcast never ever ever touch the victim this is this is awful alice no why did it fucking have to be her my babygirl my sweet cheese my good time boy

A TAPE RECORDER. it's so over? it's so over? it's so over?

[felipe-v-fanblog]

Hi my friend 👋, How are u? My question is do you know who Fernando VI is? As I remember he is Philip V's son. He had good contributions despite dying tragically. His love story is so sad 😥.

What is a funny moment the royals have done? Any royal will do. 😊

hi , i promised i would be more active yet here i am appearing a month later ... i have been just like fernando vi lately

i do really love fernando vi just like i love all the children felipe v had with both their wives , but fernando vi is a very special case because all the testimonies of his time are very different from eachother. I can totally say he had a mood disorder, as he was described as very kind by some people, and yet he also had very bad temper . i dont believe in the diagnostics spaniard historians give him, i dont know why are they so afraid of understanding their own history from a honest point of view, spaniards will prefer to lie and talk shit about their monarchs before actually setting a debate about why would they need a dynasty in the first place . i dont like people . anyway yes iiii i always think about fernando vi and his wife barbara de braganza . barbara was the younger sister of the prince Jorge ? from Portugal ( i dont know if he was called like that , but we roll - its the one that looks like luis I - which will later marry a daughter of Felipe V , and will later give birth to Maria I de Portugal , whom inherited the bourbon illness - whatever it may be ) . I enjoy Fernando VIs friendship with the infante Don Luis , i enjoy that he was a good older brother to him and I enjoy that Don Luis stayed by his side when he was in his last moments and I enjoy that Don Luis was scared of him but never judged him . don luis was very dumb so i wonder why he was nice to him . maybe don luis was kind of nice . i find him funny . anyway fernando vi and barbara are very cute . i know fernando vi had very good politics which later on Carlos III would continue in the process of enlightnment Its A Shame that Carlos IV was born ( lol ) .

iiiiii i dont feel very funny ..... i feel very much like felipe v laying in the sofa and thinking about dying but eh do you know this moment when mariana de austria came to spain and somebody tried to offer her some shoes and a courtier said that everybody knows the queen doesnt have feet ( as if , they shouldnt think about her legs because it was seen as erotic in that period ) and she started to cry because she thought they would cut her legs off - she didnt knew how to catch a joke in spanish . I cannot do that either i dont catch jokes in spanish <3 . i find that moment funny bc thats me . now that i wrote this it seems a bit too dumb . let me try again . there is this moment when louis xiv was young and he fell in love with whom would be later her first mistress , louise de la valliere , and he asked for his friend which i know he was called philippe to write a letter to her for him because philippe was known for writing very good . louise was so impressed by the letter - thinking it was the king himself who wrote it to her - that she felt she needed to try her best too and she went to philippe too to ask him to write a letter back . they kept asking philippe for letters for eachother until louise finally told louis what she has been doing . thats so wholesome tbh it makes me laugh and cry at the same time ( i love louis xiv what a guy ) . thats so sweet i cannot live with this . anyway louis xiv and louise just laughed at that and were very happy . i love both of them .

[soulmatebracket]

Hi ! Could you post a list of who has been submitted so far ? (With the number of submissions for each if possible)

If that's too much work i completely understand and humbly request to know if more that one person (aka me) have submitted Obi-Wan and Anakin

[Disclaimer‼️ Just because a pairing has three or two votes does not mean that they are automatically going into the bracket. Pairings with 1 vote might also make it in if I like them enough. We will not be starting arguments over if they should or should not have made it in.]

Totalling at 235 submissions so far!

Will be in the bracket:

Usagi Tsukino & Mamoru Chiba, Sailor Moon, IIIII (prelims)

Sailor Senji, Sailor Moon, III (prelims)

Link & Zelda, The Legend of Zelda, IIIIIIIII (prelims)

Link & Zelda & Ganandorf, The Legend of Zelda, IIIII (prelims)

Link & Fi, The Legend of Zelda, I (prelims/bc i like this ones)

Inuyasha & Kagome Higurashi, Inuyasha, IIII

Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens, IIIIIII

That Guy and Their Cat, Real Life, IIIII

Homura & Madoka, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, IIII

Eleanor Shelstroph & Chidi Anagone, The Good Place, IIIIII

Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk, Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint, IIIII

Captain Kirk & Mister Spock, Star Trek, IIII

Naruto Uzumaki & Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto, IIII

Grian & Scar, The Life Series, IIIIII

Submission Box

Three Votes:

Breekon & Hope, The Magnus Archives

The Doctor & The Master, Doctor Who

Xie Lian & Hua Cheng, Heavens Official’s Blessing

Hawkman & Hawkwoman, DC Comics

Doctor Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus

Meliodas & Elizabeth, Seven Deadly Sins

Ash & Pikachu, Pokemon Anime

Two Votes:

Sakura & Syaoran, Cardcaptor Sakura

Wei Wuxain & Lan Wangji, Mo Dao Su Shi, II

Utena & Anthy, Revolutionary Girl Utena

Judai Yuki & Yubel, Yugioh X

FitzChivalry Farseer & Beloved/the Fool, Realm of the Elderlings

Yusuf “Joe” Al Kaysani & Nicolo “Nicky” Di Genova, The Old Guard

Finn the Human & Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Sakura & Syaoran Li, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

Eiji Hino & Ankh, Kamen Rider OOO

Gon Freecss & Killua Zoldyck, Hunter x Hunter

The Entire Cast of Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb

Harrowhark Nonagesimus & Gideon Nav, The Locked Tomb

Daniel & Luce. Fallen

Gilgamesh & Enkidu, The Epic of Gilgamesh

Kaidan Alenko & Commander Shepard, Mass Effect

Raleigh Becket & Mako Mori, Pacific Rim

Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous Ladybug

Bebop & Rocksteady, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Katarina Claes & Sophia Ascart, My Next Life as a Villainess

One Vote:

Mieczyslaw Stilinki & Lydia Martin, Teen Wolf

Spiderman & Deadpool, Marvel Comics

Beavis & Butthead, Beavis and Butthead

Obanai Iguro & Mitsuri Kanroji, Demon Slayer

Emma/Melinda & Dimitri/Edred, Unicorn: Warriors Eternal

Dean & Pharm, Until We Meet Again

Kaiou Michiru & Tenou Haruka, Sailor Moon

Zunzite & Zoisite, Sailor Moon

Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth, Ace Attorney

Witch of Delays & Cure Oasis, Tropical Rouge Pecure

John Doe & Arthur Lester, Malevolent

Hani & Hinino Yamato, Hiraeth: The End of the Journey

Dream /Morpheus & Hob Gadling, The Sandman

Adachi & Shimamura, Adachi and Shimamura

Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot, Gotham (2014)

Zelda & Ganondorf, The Legend of Zelda

Reginald Copperbottom & Right Hand Man, The Henry Stickmin Collection

Henry Stickmin & Ellie Rose, The Henry Stickmin Collection

Jonny D’Ville & Gunpowder Tim, Mechanisms

Merlin & Arthur, Merlin

Vash & Knives, Trigun

Siren & Kappa, Castle Swimmers

Ruby & Sapphire, Steven Universe

Om Kapoor & Shanti Priya, Om Shanti Om

Solane & Sym, I Was Teenage Exocolonist

Will Herondale & Tessa Gray & Jem Carstairs, The Shadowhunter Chronicles

Agent 3 & Agent 8, Splatoon 2

James Sunderland & Maria, Silent Hill 2

Macaque & Sun Wukong, Lego Monkey Kid

Tang Sanzang (reincarnated as Tang), Shah Wujing (reincarnated as Sandy), Zhu Bajie (reincarnated as Pigsy), Ao Lie (ancestor of Mei), and Sun Wukong (ancestor of MK), Lego Monkey Kid, Journey To The West

Nadja & Gregor, What We Do In The Shadows

Catherine Foster & The Ghost, Archivist Wasp

Kaworu Nagisa and Shinji Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion

Kiryu Kazuma & Majima Goro, Yakuza / Ryu Ga Gotoku

Red & Blue, This is How You Lose the Time War

Church & Tex, Red vs Blue

Rand al'Thor and Ishamael/Moridin, Wheel of Time

Birgitte Silverbow and Gaidal Cain, Wheel of Time

Beryl and Sapphire, Beryl and Sapphire

Kiana Kaslana & Raiden Mei, Honkai Impact 3rd

Banjo & Sento, Kamen Rider Build

Orpheus & Eurydice, Greek Mythology

Odysseus & Penelope, Greek Mythology

Emet Selch & Hythlodaeus & Azem, Final Fantasy XIV

Yona & the Four Dragons (Ki-ja, Shin-ah, Jae-ha and Zeno), Akatsuki no Yona

Akane Kurashiki & Junpei, Zero Escape

Ryo Asuka & Akira Fudo, Devilman

Zagreus & Megaera & Thanatos, Hades

Megatron & Optimus Prime, Transformers

Emma Swall & Killian Jones, Once Upon A Time

Rumplestiltskin & Belle, Once Upon A Time, I Snow White & Prince Charming, Once Upon A Time

Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson

Buttercup & Westley, The Princess Bride

Orchid & the Moon Supreme, Love Between Fairy and Devil

Blake Belladonna & Yang Xiao Long, RWBY

Ozma & Reincarnations, RWBY

Raava/The Avatar Spirit & Wan/The Avatar, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Johnny Silverhand & Vee, Cyberpunk 2077

Newt & The Brain/Alice, Pacific Rim

Dr. Strange & Dr. Christine Palmer, Marvel Comics

Bill & Ted, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Lucifer & God, Abrahamic Religions

David and Jonathan, The Bible

Mickey Mouse & Minnie Mouse, Disney

Cinderella & Prince Charming, Disney

Dean WInchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Essek Theylss & Caleb Widogast, Critical Role

Lup Taako & Barold "Barry" Bluejeans, The Adventure Zone

Taako & Magnus Burnsides & Merle Highchurch, The Adventure Zone

Steve Rogers & James “Bucky” Barnes, Captain America Films

Mane 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Raven & Lloyd Allen, Shaperaverse

Nijigasaki High School Idol Club, Love Live Nijigasaki High School Idol Club

Shinichi Kudo & Ran Mouri, Detective Conan

Kusuriuri & Kayo/Chiyo Nomoto, Mononoke

Shun Shimotsuki & Hajime Mutsuki, Tsukiuta

Nanami Momozono & Tomoe, Kamisama Kiss

Red & The Boxer, Transistor

Yvaine & Tristan, Stardust

Jayfeather & Half Moon, Warrior Cats

Time & Fate, The Starless Sea

Sappo, Fragment 147

Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars

Ichabod Crane & Abbie Mills, Sleepy Hollow

Aragon & Arewn, The Lord of the Rings

Will Turner & Elizabeth Swan, Pirates of the Caribbean

Tom & Jerry, Tom & Jerry

Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck, Looney Toons

Batman & The Joker, DC Comics

Akira Kurusu/Joker & Akechi Goro, Persona 5

Mytho & Ahiru, Princess Tutu

Dazai Osamu & Chuuya Nakahara, Bungo Stray Dogs

Koh & Canalo, Ryusoulger

Gai & Juggler, Ultraman Orb

Sonoi & Momou, Donbrothers

Haruka & Saruhara, Donbrothers

The Scooby Doo Gang, Scooby Doo

[cutepotatook]

I-III— IIIIII….MY BAAAAABYYYYY WAAA WHAT A WONDERFUL LITTLE BABY I WANT TO PAT PAT HIS HEAD

Made some doodles of Waldo Darling! I’ll share a few fun facts about him!

•Firstly, he’s smaller than the canon Wally Darling. But not by much I assure you!

•He has bigger eyes (mind you, he does have one lazy eye and a paralyzed eye!)

•Whenever he laughs, he squeaks like a toy!

•Since Waldo is autistic, he has a hard time pronouncing words and phrases. Sometimes if you engage in a conversation with him, he will repeat words and stutter. So please be patient with him, he’s trying his best!❤️

•Before sleep, he does carry around an additional eyepatch for his paralyzed eye! Since he is unable to close it, he puts it over his eye so he feels better about himself. He’s very self conscious about it!

[noctualagenaria]

are you ok (knows u arent)

i dont owe you my heart and i dont owe you my body but you should know that im sorryr fory being careless with youuuu lord knows i owedyou moreee thanim pretty sure i ever could give anybody but i cant pin down what normal ppl want from forgein objects bottom shelf erotic products like me sooo i could hold your hand but keep y ou at arms length oh hang me from a branch to high to climb and shake less rare than scarce less diamond than rouugh unlikely to be more than just the coal you fail to crush and iiiiii i ii iiiiiiiii ii swearrrrrr im really trying get it together will, know and do better, it just dont come natural to me to think youd want me for me iiiiiiiii ii i i ii ii ii i i swearrr im really trying oh im sorry i promise im doing my best i just havent learned how to be human as you are yet *lil shimmy* i still dont know who you are eee, i only know that im still lonely, that morbid sort where even company cant cure me and the more you reassure the less i truuusst but still you gAVE me your heAARRRTTT i only gave you my bodyy honestly thought nobody'd want it let alone notice its gone and so i left it home but now now nOWWWWW i keep a locket with a picture of the back of my head ohh monkey wrench my side view mirrors ghost my friends, ive lived more lives than enoughj i havent died quite as much but im not a real person just the shit you cant make up and iii i iii ii i iswearrr im really tryinggg, im just as exposed if i take off my clothes when we make the closest thing to love that im cabaple of and iii ii ii- dont know why you would cAREEE but im really trying oh im sorry i promise im doing my best i just havent learned how to be human as you are yet *boogie boogie* *woogie* did i reallllyyy haveanyofthatgravitymaybeyourequicksandbecauseireallycouldnttellhowdeepmyfootprintswentthevertextofmyredemptionarcthesearchingofthatvirginheartimcatatonicinyourarmscriedhowdidicausesomuchharmimdownpoundingmyheadagainstthekitchenfloorapologisingformylifeandeverenteringyoursdonwsayimsorrybutthiscantgooniknowyouvegotscarsofyourownbuthidemyknivesbeforeyougoilleitherliveordiealone

iiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiii i i swearrrrrrrrrrr i will die tryinnggggg im still in the process but im making progress i promise i honestly wanna prove improvements possible ii i ii iiiiiiiiiiiiiii swearrrrrrrrrrrrr im so fucking sorrryyyyy im not a good person im barely a person at all but someday ill be perfect and ill make up for it all

andwriteafuckingsongabtitbcithastobeallaboutwillsFUCKINGdramaGODDAMNIT-- sorry, fuck im sorry

[darlingpwease]

happy birthday beloved....!!!!

i remembered your birthday was also in December, but not exactly when, and had a feeling it was gonna be soon gahdhw

my birthday was exactly last week too, but i didn't feel strongly on it, so i felt no need to announce it. but with this, we can share the birthday cake AND the birthday hat

(*≧∀≦)ﾊ┏━iiiiii━┓ﾊ(≧∇≦*)

♪o<( ´∀｀)っ┌iii┐

now ill sing you happy birthday in the most desolate tone ever <3 <3 <3 /t /pos

it's been two birthdays of ours since we've known each other, you know! a very long time since then. even if unconventional, you are like a very cherishable friend of mine. perhaps the best highlight of this page, and one of the most pleasant people ive had the fortune to meet. life is hard but people like you make it worthwhile as it lasts, makes it easier to look for better times. i hope you may also find something as fulfilling so you can say you are satisfied, even if a little, when such days like this comes. for you deserve the best, and only the best, and sometimes the littlest things are what gets us there

i had a birthday cake made out of dots in my keyboard but it doesn't work on tumblr so just imagine we're having the cake ok. are you doing it. you better be. good. ok now imagine me eating it at alarming speeds are you doing tha

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happy last birthday love!!!!

11.12 </44444

have saved an entry in the calendar among the holidays and there is an old post in the album for pies </4444

I was not sure if I marked the date correctly or if you want to celebrate at all, but — if there is nothing with me for a year — I will definitely celebrate this significant date and tell you what a smart and sweet person you are and how lucky I am that you once wrote to me and we are still together; definitely the biggest blessing in my life <44444 the sweetest sweetest sweetest star that has ever existed and can exist <444444

always!!! we can always share birthday cake & birthday hat, darling <44444

don't worry, I'll love your singing no matter if it's so bad that the birds will fall from the branches; however, I can't boast of the same, as soon as the note is high, you'll only see how I soundlessly open my mouth, since I physically can't take them </444 at least you will bless our holiday with this, my my.

shgdhdggd uwuuuuuu;;;;;; hhhhhh slow down, slow down, I can bite your cheek instead of a kiss if you continue to be so touching </44444 /pos

your writing style is still so wonderful; it's amazing how you manage to choose words so that they sound like honey, beloved</4

right? this is our second year together, although it feels like the first (in a good way); we talked about so many things and exchanged thoughts and words. you're my oldest honeymouse I'm still talking to, you know, sunkan? <4 stunning & gorgeous <44

to us, beautifully born in winter, my dear, and let no one leave hungry and unhappy!!! <44444

(I have a powerful counterattack: I take several pieces at once </44444 /hj /pos)

I am more than satisfied today knowing that we are celebrating this together, even if not together, dear. I'm really sorry that I missed your birthday — although I'm not sure if I had the right to celebrate without your approval — because it really is a sentimental date, and you should be proud that you have become so mature and grown up. You are the real, uh, I don't know, star now? The person? The man? Whatever fit for you, love <4

I hope you feel like the king now <444

p.s. but when I turned eighteen, it was the first birthday that I didn't celebrate at all, although this is an important date in my country — I just didn't feel happy enough for this date and realized that it wouldn't change anything. it didn't make sense now, in fact, this birthday was also worth celebrating if it's the same as the others, you know. I had to not let this get the status of "special" </44444 /j

[dadsdaugther]

i have more iiiiii like she was just the most gentleman masc ever !!!iii after she followed me home she literally waited for me to get inside the door before she left omg

and her flirting game was insane. she told me how pretty my eyes are and then we talked about what clothes I feel more comfortable and I said it was workout clothes bc I feel good in and I look amazing and she was like "I hope to see that one day" and I was like "maybe you will" iiiiiii I can't im smiling like an idiot rn sdhbfjio

and and and and and I saw on the dating app where we met how she view my profile again and I think that was so cute like I see you honey you can't hide from me hehehe🥰🥰🥰

omg omg omg omg

omg omg

I went on this date with a masc and she was so cute iiiiiiii we went to this bar with arcade games and I just felt how we got closer and closer during the date and how she sometimes touched my hand or waist and our fingers lingered iiiii omg she’s really pretty n seems so smart and I laughed so much and she was wayyyy too cute and bought me drinks and I had to fight her off the pay station to pay once for drinks. And then we went to a different bar and she asked me a little into past sexual relationship and then she asked me about if I was kinky and I said yes but I didn’t elaborate. And I didn’t elaborate bc I want to date in a different way than casual and I want to stay off the topic of sex for a while. Then she flirted with me so much iiiiiii and I got so wbdjksjckaos wet o h m y l o r d she is good at flirting made all my little girl parts go crazy and I got so shy so many times that I laughed out loud and my cheeks turned red lol

then she walked me all the way back home even tho it was not even close to where she was going and I had my bicycle with me and she took it all the way there 😭 I can’t it’s so sweet and then when we said goodbye she hugged me twice and then she asked me if she could kiss me iiiiiiii and I wanted to scream YES so fucking bad lol but then idk I think I’m trying to hold onto the physical stuff but then I ended up saying yes and it was really good I think I accidentally moaned at one point 😹 I can’t take responsibility for that lolol

so this was really good first date

I just have to make sure that I don’t put myself in a situation where we are gonna cuddle or something bc if you’ve followed me for a while you would know that if I have any physical relation to someone I get wayyyyyyy to quick attached and I’m tryna learn from my experience

and she’s so cute and like short and has such fluffy hair iiiiiiiii

[little-honeypie]

Yo, I ain't got no homies, someone kiss me goodnight.

[2-fast-2-curious]

Audio Requests Tallies

AKA what I have in my inbox (August 27)

Carlos Sainz Jr - IIIIII (6)

Toto Wolff - IIIII (5)

Fernando Alonso - IIII (4)

Max Verstappen - III (3)

Lewis Hamilton - III (3)

Andrew Garfield - II (2)

George Russell - II (2)

Lando Norris - II (2)

Daniel Ricciardo - II (2)

Sergio Perez - II (2)

Nico Hulkenberg - I

 Valterri/Kimi - I

Yuki Tsunoda - I

[gilly-bj]

1: This is not a “why Levi will end up with Mikasa”, at all. I’m not trying to boost our confidence in RM because I don’t want us to get hurt again, okay? Fine. Always remember that those 10 pages might be even worse than 139 but we will never stop shipping RM . Always remember the 138 beautiful chapters and ignore the shitty one.

2: looong post. 

3: Constructive hmhmh no criticism to Erem*ka. Now let’s start.

No one ever asked me why I think Levi is the right man for Mikasa (and viceversa); when I interact with non rivamikas, they are too busy hating on me and my ship to show a bit of respect and interest towards my opinions and thoughts. I wrote this post because I think that this question needs to be answered, especially after 139. These are six reasons why I think that Levi deserves to be Mikasa’s man.

(I’m doing Levi version first because Mikasa is the one who’s in a toxic “relationship” with a possessive “man”)

i) He helped her with her development.

Since Season 1, Levi has always helped Mikasa to grow as a person. In fact, Levi was the first one who made her realize that her actions have consequences that sometimes are not very pleasant. She understood that, even if Eren is in danger, the other people around her exist and they might get hurt because of her reckless behaviors. Talking about Eren, only with Levi, Mikasa stopped being Eren’s obsessive mother and became an independent woman, which is exactly the opposite of what she’s now with her “love” Eren. I think that Levi will help Mikasa to move on from Eren once he will return to Paradise, and I also think that she will find someone to love. I remember Armin’s words in 139:

The fact that three years have passed and Mikasa is still single makes me realize that probably this “someone” is a man from her group of friends. They left her alone for three years (clap clap 👏 good job, you too Levi 😒), and she hasn’t fallen in love during those years, so maybe once they will return to Paradise she will meet again this “someone” and they will finally fall in love. Now, we have three candidates for this role:

Jean

Levi

Connie yes im serious

I know that Jean had a crush on Mikasa but, I think that he doesn’t love her anymore. To me, Jean realized that his feelings were not returned so He decided to give up on her, if he had feelings for her, he would have followed her to Paradise, don’t you think? And I think that Jean deserves more; I believe that you shouldn’t wait your crush for years, if you both fall in love then fine but if one of the two as a crush on the other for more than 5 years but the other doesn’t return his/her feelings then the other should say bye 👋🏻

Then we have Levi, and Connie yes I’m serious. I have already said why I think that Levi will help Mika to move on so I repeat myself. And I ship Conkasa 🙃🙂 nahhh im joking but they are cute.

ii) He respects her.

It was confirmed various times trough the story that Levi respects Mikasa, and viceversa. Respect is one of the “rudiments” of a relationship. Yesterday, I was reading this article online about why respect is important in a relationship, and the first point got me in a particular way: 

“1. Respect sees through the good and learns to accept the bad. When you are in love with someone, all you see are their best qualities, both inside and out. At the same time, you set aside their flaws and weaknesses, to tolerate these as much as you can. Respect doesn’t work that way.

When you have respect for the person you chose to be in a relationship with, you come to accept the person’s beauty and flaws, the bitter and sweet, and good and the bad. And from the acceptance, you both learn to adjust to each other’s systems and come up with a compromise that you can live with. Toppled with love, respect serves as the fuel to keep any relationship moving” 

The last part reminds me of Rivamika; Levi and Mikasa both know that the other has his own beauty and flaws, and they accept each other that way. They don’t set those flaws aside to tolerate each other more, they just accept them and they love each other the way they are. With Eren instead, Mikasa has always set aside his flaws because she didn’t want to see them and she always misinterpreted his actions. I want to see an independent woman and not a girl who doesn’t want to accept that her crush is not perfect. Mikasa has to understand that it’s okay if she says “fuck you” for once. Wake up girl.

iii) He cares for her.

Levi has always cared for Mikasa since Season 1, even if I think that in the beginning, he cared for her just as a simple soldier since they didn’t know each other that much. After their first meeting, things changed on Levi’s side and on Mikasa’s as well; she learned to respect him, and Levi started to understand that gloomy brat, to the point that she became special to him; indeed, the way Levi treats Mikasa is very different from the way he treats everyone else, even the other women (Petra, Hisu, Hanji, Sasha) Please my Mika wake up. It’s sad that many think it’s just simple affection because “oh they are cousins he loves her just like a sister bla bla bla”. Sorry to tell you but I don’t have that much tension with my brother 😏😏 and some blind people still say that he hates when he:

Broke his ankle to save her

Always reminds her to calm down and to not be reckless because she can hurt the others but also herself

Always looks at her from afar to check if she’s okay

Literally cried when she was having one of her headaches (138)

Blind people 😏

iiii) He understands her.

Levi understands Mikasa’s feelings; they are very similar, and Mikasa found herself in situations Levi had already lived, from loosing her friends and family to the awakening of their power. And that’s also why Levi plays a big part in her development; remember in Season 1 when Annie kidnapped Eren and Mikasa lost her mind? Okay so when Levi saw her like that, he reminded of his younger self’s reaction to Isabel and Farlan’s death, and that’s why he acted in a soft way towards her; he already knew that in that situation, she wouldn’t have even looked at him if he didn’t act in a soft way. He knew she was lost so he took control of the situation.

Screenshot from: chapter 30.

iiiii) He’s a real man.

In my personal vocabulary, 139 Eren doesn’t fit the definition of man. Someone that treats a woman like that doesn’t deserve to be called “man” (same with women obviously). To me, a man is someone that’s able to respect his lover, that doesn’t treat her like an object and that thinks about her happiness first (that’s literally what love means lmao) (and more). Saying “I want her to be happy” is not enough when he wrapped the scarf around her again, knowing that she was suffering and she was not able to set herself free. If Eren really loved her, he wouldn’t wrapped the scarf around her again. Levi instead fits my definition of “man”, I’d say perfectly. He has always respected her, and he wants the best for Mikasa. He showed to love her, at least platonically, numerous times, he showed care about her physical and mental well-being. I think that Levi could make Mikasa feel loved, what her “lover” Eren has never done since he always treated her badly. Mikasa doesn’t know much about relationships, and Levi too, but with Levi she would understand what a real relationship looks like. And personally, I don’t want Mikasa to end up with someone like 139 Eren.

iiiiii) He his her ideal type and they share the same life goals.

Two months ago, I wrote this post named “How much are Mikasa and Levi compatible?”. There I listed all the reasons why I believe that Levi and Mikasa are each other’s ideal type. I’m not going to repeat myself, so if you want to read it, click here. Anyway, they share the same life goals, that are: a peaceful life in the middle of nature and a family since they both have a soft spot on children.

What do you think? Do you have other reasons why you think that Levi is perfect for Mikasa? I hope you liked this post and feel free to share your opinions!

[cyanocoraxx]

eggman's guide to being an eggdad:

there are a few requirements to meet and you must follow them in this specific order for the process to work.

i. make a robot hedgehog. make sure they're a walking machine gun, deranged rocket launcher or death powered transit van. the more lethal the better.

ii. program them with sonic's traits or dna. this absolutely will NOT backfire. i guarantee it'll work out. also make sure the CPU runs on a free version windows movie maker which definitely wasn’t discontinued like years ago. the eggman empire isn't loaded you know! profit will come later.

iii. give them a completely ORIGINAL DO NOT STEAL name that definitely won't be confusing for them. what are you talking about it definitely wont lead to a CRISIS to be called (X) SONIC??? anyway the robot is eggman’s OC so it’s fine. he can call it what he wants. cringe culture is dead.

iiii. if the robot shows signs of SEVERE mental illness, don't worry. it's part of the process. just let them repress it and punch things. it's all so fine. don't worry!

iiiii. robot gets exploded at least five times. decapitation is likely involved.

iiiii. inevitable betrayal and goth phase.

iiiiii. CRINGE!!!!!

iiiiii. profit. you are now an official eggdad, congratulations! 

[sonicringbond]

Sonic Ring Bond - Episode of Amnesia Island III 05

The following is a work of fan fiction by Joshua D. Tarwater and is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by SEGA SAMMY HOLDINGS.* *SEGA SAMMY HOLDINGS retains full rights over the Sonic the Hedgehog™ intellectual property and can terminate or take control of this work at any time.

~EPISODE OF AMNESIA ISLAND III 05~

★Enemies.

Two forces at odd with each other for some reason or another. For most of the world their enemy was clearly would-be conqueror Doctor Eggman. But he had no presence on Amnesia Island save for mention on the radio that Rosy listened to. Yet she and Tempest had still managed to make enemies. The Empire. Yoluku. And now floating stone statues that were rising from the beach turned grassy field all around them. But Rosy for all of her exploring and adventuring was no fighter yet, and her wellbeing fell on Tempest as he fought their new enemies.

Bolt of lightning erupting from speck of Darkness Encircling Sky Ring struck again and again Blue skies dressed in clouds A building wind carrying seed and grass Joined by stone shaped like muscled arms and torso Green gems gathering light Two hedgehogs surrounded

“What are these things!” Tempest shouted in alarm as he dashed to the side dodging a beam of green energy fired from the neck replacing green gem of the floating statues. Scooping up Rosy in his left arm, he met a statue’s thrown punch with his curled and swelling in size right fist. “They can even deflect my right arm!”

“I told you to run, dummy!” Rosy yelled at Tempest as he skipped backwards and away from several more energy beams striking the ground where he had been.

There really wasn’t any room for Tempest to run however as the statues had them surrounded, yet Tempest did not find himself in danger, especially as Rings sprung up out of the ground where the energy beams struck. But as confident as he was in being able to keep himself safe against the assailing statues, Rosy was less safe, especially with Tempest swinging, swelling, and elongating his arm to fight back the statues. “Kya~!”

“Rosy!”

“You dummy Tempest! Your arm dripped on me!”

“Crap!” Tempest swore as he looked down at Rosy and saw sure enough a growth of crystals slowly crawling up her left foot, coating her in the same Darkness that comprised his arm behind them. “Just hold tight Rosy, I’ll deal with these guys and try to get it off of you!”

“Just hurry up! This isn’t the best time for your arm to try and eat me!”

“Well, fast is one thing I’m sure I’m good at, but I’ might need a little extra encouragement!”

“Oh, well I know you can do iiIIII~?!”

“Sorry, not what I meant!” Tempest apologized as he let Rosy go as he suddenly spun, catching her in his right arm, an eruption of crystals appearing where the darkness met Rosy’s rump. What made her scream however was Tempest then hurled her skyward, the Darkness that had been clinging to her pulling free and dissipating in Ring matching motes of Darkness and bringing a smile to his face. “I was right, it would work!

“Still, you guys making me test something out without Rosy’s permission, I’ll have to beat you into rubble!”

As Rosy continued to careen skyward, screaming all the while, Tempest put together a combo of his right arm punches and whiplike claw strikes with his instinctual use of Sonic’s signature Spin Attack and Spin Dash, using his hedgehog ability to turn into a ball with his speed to blitz the surrounding statues. They resisted his best efforts however until he got fed up with being shot at.

“Enough of that!” Tempest growled through gritted teeth as he caught a statue’s fist with his right arm and slammed it to the ground, an instant after revving a Spin Dash and launching himself straight up its arm and into the green gem atop it.

The impact of black hedgehog and green gem shattered the gem and the statue crumbled into dust, a small seed shaped light launching up into the air above it. “What…”

Distracted by the seed, Tempest was punched away from his point of victory over one statue by another, his carried Rings scattering as they protected him from the damage the blow would have caused. Tempest gritted his teeth as he pushed himself up with his arms and looked back at the golems but was distracted as Rosy’s screaming became coherent.

“TEMPEST~!!”

Looking up, he saw Rosy was well on her way back down and performed a somersault from a push-up and stretched his right arm out to snatch her safely from the air, pulling himself to her to avoid the next barrage of statue-based energy beam.

“Sorry about that Rosy, but these guys are tougher than they look,” Tempest apologized, as he switched Rosy to his left arm, extending his right to snag a distant tree branch and pull the spreading darkness free of Rosy. “But look, I’ve come up with a way to get the Darkness from my arm off of you!”

“This isn’t the time to celebrate that, Tempest!” Rosy cried, before calming herself down and offering him a tiny smile. “But I am proud of you. Good job~♥”

“YAHOO~!!” Tempest shouted with joy at Rosy’s praise, the light from his crystals shining blue as he swung from the tree branch and through the canopy of Amnesia Island’s forest, collecting more Rings along the way. But his joyous shout was cut short as a beam of green energy knocked him out of the sky. ”GYAH~!!”

The familiar jingle of lost Rings filled the air, and Tempest and Rosy crashed to the ground rolling over each other and apart.

“How’d they hit us from way up there!” Rosy whined as she looked around, to see even more statues appearing in the forest, including stone spheres that appeared as giant eyes due to the placement of their own green gems. “Oh! There’s more than one type…”

A bead of sweat rolled down Rosy’s cheek as she realized that whatever the statues were, covered in moss and lichen, they were more diverse than she had realized having just encountered them. Yet it was the first type, the muscular arms and torso type, that suddenly appeared above her. “Uh oh…

“!?” Rosy made to move, but she couldn’t move her legs, and as she looked down, she saw a fine belt of crystals crawling up her torso, already having left everything from her waist down coated in Darkness. “Tempe~st!”

“Keep away from her!” Tempest yelled as his arm stretched past Rosy, and shot up, his claws shredding the green gem of the statue.

As another seed of light burst free, Tempest was prevented from grabbing Rosy as he retracted his arm as one of the floating eyes dropped down and rolled into him, winding up his arm like yo-yo string.

“Tempest!” Rosy shouted in horror, as she did not see any Rings fly free of his person as the spherical statue bowled over the black hedgehog. She could not get up to rush after him however as the crystals crawling up her reached her neck and began to glow red in response to Tempest’s obvious pain and anger. “Let me go so I can help him you dumb arm!”

For all of her shouting, Rosy could not move as even though her arms were not yet coated , they were as useless as limp noodles as the crystals began crawling out towards her hands too. Helpless to do anything, she flopped down in the freshly gown grass on the forest floor and lost her mouth to the crystals and Darkness. Struggling to look up, she saw the freed seed of light falling straight down towards her nose tip. But as the crystals crawled over that she could not even wriggle it to avoid the seed landing upon her nose.

“Look at each other!” a familiar female voice cried out from between Tempest and Rosy as in a flash of golden light a Ring appeared and magnified the space between the two hedgehogs. “It’s your only way out! Just trust me, please!”

Recognizing the voice of the fairy, Mote, Rosy noticed the beating wings of the yellow teardrop shaped creature beneath the Ring. But as the spreading crystals threatened to crawl over her eyes next, she focused on looking through the Ring, and met Tempest’s eyes just before the seed of light landed on the tip of her nose and the crystals crawled up over her eyes leaving her in Darkness after a flash of light.

Having enemies, but no means to fight left Rosy in a dire situation and made Tempest’s situation that much worse. Whether his arm’s attempted consumption of Rosy was to protect her or for some other purpose mattered not as it also served as an enemy in the moment of need for the two hedgehogs. After all, if Tempest could not collect another Ring before taking too much damage, the Rings could separate the two with Rosy lost to wherever she had fallen in the forest and Tempest brought to the last safe point the Rings remembered him at and whole. Unless there was something to the desperate attempt of the fairy to forge a Ring Bond between the two.★

EPISODE OF AMNESIA ISLAND III 05 - END

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[glassheartjukebox]

the art of obliviousness

feat. ushijima

a/n: aoba johsai, specifically makki, being a good friend! makes! my! heart! go! ba boom! reblogs are always appreciated. find the rest of the soulmate au special here

2k words

6 fucking tallies. the marks on your arm mocked you, letting you know the opportunity to meet your twin flame slipped through your fingers like sand over and over and over again.

III

excitement overwhelmed your body when you stripped down after a long day and noticed the first three marks on your forearm. most people didn’t meet their soulmate on the first pass (or in your case, three passes in one day), but this meant he was definitely in miyagi.

to makki:my tallies showed up !!!

to makki: [image attachment]

From makki: aye thats great

from makki: watch it be the obnoxious johzenji guy who wouldnt take a hint

to makki: why would you wish that on me

to makki: best friend card = revoked

from makki: be still my beating heart.

from makki: you’ve wounded me

you giggled lightly, reminiscing on the events of the day

the volleyball tournament was brutal. aoba johsai lost their chance to go to nationals. your throat was raw from screaming and cheering for them. nonetheless, you were proud of your boys. oikawa put in his all, iwaizumi was blossoming into a great future ace, and makki and mattsun’s blocks were immaculate. you were sure by the next tournament they could destroy shiratorizawa.

transferring to aoba johsai in your second year and meeting makki changed your life for the better. he’d roped you into managing their rowdy team. you had to admit, the other volleyball teams were… intimidating. the tall guys from the other teams towered over almost everyone and walked around with stern looks on their faces. even worse were the guys that hit on you despite your obvious manager uniform (iwaizumi helped you to fend them off). the most physically imposing team by far was shiratorizawa. their stony faced ace and crackhead-esque middle blocker were jarring to say the least. but at least they were professional and polite to you. (expressing the sentiment earned you the privilege of dealing with a pouty oikawa).

your first tournament was a whirlwind. you had barely registered anything other than encouraging your boys. it was all so intense. checking your arm for tally marks wasn’t exactly your priority, especially with your tracksuit jacket on. consequently, you weren’t too discouraged by the three marks glaring back at you from your arms. you would find him eventually

IIII

the first tournament of your third year had commenced and the pressure was on. oikawa’s intensity was enough to make you want to tear your hair out. he was now not only determined to beat his long time rival ushijima, but some random underclassman setter from karasuno. nonetheless, makki had your back and reminded you to occasionally check your arms for tally marks in case your soulmate was once again in attendance. thus far, the stubborn three marks glared back on you. soon enough, your manager duties consumed you. you held iwaizumi back from killing oikawa in front of his beloved fan club. as soon as oikawa and yahaba eyed kiyoko, karasuno’s manager, you grabbed the back of their jerseys.

“don’t even fucking think about it,” you gave them both a stern look.

“but why-” oikawa started to whine and you cut him off. “think about how angry you get when someone bothers me. give her the same respect.”

both boys sulked off, dejected. iwaizumi clapped you on the shoulder and gave you an appreciative smile.

the match between karasuno and aoba johsai was absolutely brutal. the neck and neck competition had you sweating from the sidelines, watching the teams barely hold their composure. when the short redhead’s spike got blocked and aoba johsai got the winning point, your body moved on its own. you ran straight over the boys, hugging them as tightly as you could.

a shiver ran through your body and your hairs stood on end. it felt like someone was watching you. glancing over your shoulder, you caught a glimpse of someone in a purple tracksuit leaving the stands. you shook your head at your paranoia. of course you were being watched, you were standing on the court with the winning team.

after the match, the team was eating and taking bathroom breaks. during a rare moment of solitude between you and makki, you leaned over and whispered, “do you really think he's here?”

He looked back at you and rolled his eyes, “only one way to tell,” gesturing to your right arm. letting out a deep breath, you slipped off your jacket. the tallies had climbed from three to four. makki grinned at you.

“have i mentioned how much i hate this soulmate system?” you huffed. makki simply ruffled your hair.

IIIII

somehow, the aftermath of the match was even more hectic than the match itself. you had so much paperwork to sort out, so many water bottles to fill, and a large group of boys who you had to babysit. that’s how you found yourself briskly walking through the halls of the stadium, praying no one would bother you. the seven full water bottles and stack of paper teetering in your arms were incredibly heavy. if someone came over to make idle chat with you, you decided you would bark at them. your patience was fraying from your own anxiety over the coming matches. of course, there was a wall of purple jacket adorned jocks crowded around right where you needed to walk.

your annoyance completely masked your judgement and you walked right through them, muttering very blunt “excuse me’s” the whole way through. You finally emerged from the large group of guys when your brushed shoulders with someone, effectively causing you to drop everything in your arms.

“fuck,” you muttered, dropping to your knees and trying desperately to pick up all the papers and bottles littered around your feet.

a large figure appeared next to you on the floor.

“im sorry, that was my fault,” a deep voice rumbled from next to you, causing you to jolt. a calloused hand brushed over your own, handing you a messily gathered stack of papers. you looked up and made eye contact with shiratorizawa’s illustrious captain. You were overcome with embarrassment.

“thank you,” you said quietly before quickly making your escape. upon returning to your team, oikawa immediately noticed how flustered you were.

‘oh manger-chan, what got blushing?” your patience was entirely gone, as you shoved the papers into oikawa’s hands and put down the water bottles.

“im going to the bathroom” you growled, glaring at oikawa. as you stomped away, you heard iwaizumi smack the back of oikawa’s head and scold him.

you splashed your face with cold water, overwhelmed. the pressure of manager duties mixed with your lack of professionalism in your interaction with ushijima had you feeling inadequate. your desperation about finding your soulmate clouded your judegment. you knew full well this might be your last chance to find him for a long time. if he was a third year, he likely would not be at the spring tournament. composing yourself, you stood straight and pieced together your put together facade. outside of the bathroom, makki was waiting you.

“spill. what happened.” a looked at you with masked concern. you explained the past ten minutes to him and expressed your worries.

“the team appreciates you, you know. i dont know what they would do without you. and if you dont meet him today, fate will bring you together. likely sooner rather than later.” makki said as he pulled you into a hug.

“really? sooner rather than later? what is that supposed to mean?” you snorted. makki only responded with another pointed look at your arm.

“are you fucking kidding me? i missed him again?” you grumbled.

“dont worry your pretty little head about it,” makki gave you a knowing smirk. what the hell was that supposed to mean?

IIIIII

6 fucking tallies. the marks on your arm mocked you, letting you know the opportunity to meet your twin flame slipped through your fingers like sand over and over and over again. your frustration had built and you found yourself crying with the rest of them after their loss to shiratorizawa. the third years vowed to stay for the spring inter high tournament, and you let out a sigh of relief. you had one more tournament with your boys. fuck a romantic soulmate. you had your platonic ones right here.

you all slowly exited the gym and you once again retreated to the bathroom, freshening up and removing your jacket. you were far too sweaty from anxiety and hugging the boys.

you looked down at the six tallies, resigned. it was whatever. shit happens.

you were met with both makki and mattsun whispering when you exited. you raised your brow, suspicious of the plotting best friends.

“y/n! come on, we’re going for a walk before we have to get on the bus,” makki softly smiled, clearly exhausted.

“i’ll hold your jacket,” matsukawa piped up, taking it from your arms. you three walked through the halls, idly chatting to distract yourselves from the somber feeling in your chests. rounding the corner, you stiffened. at the start of the secluded hallway stood shiratorizawa. the two boys on either side of you were strangly calm, as if they knew this would happen

“let’s take another route,” you suggested, wanting to save them from the exasperation of passing the winning team.

“it’s fine y/n,” makki smiled at you, gripping your arm. as you passed shiratorizawa, his grip became damn near painful.

“ow makki what the fuck-“ you started looking down to rub at the now sore skin on your arm. you froze. IIIIIII. it stared back at you, mocking you. you turned around and walked by the group of boys again, staring at your arm. another tally appeared.

IIIIIIII

you glanced between your arm and the boys, clearly panicked. makki and mattsun watched from a distance, slightly amused by your reaction. however, their eyes were not the only one on you. the “guess monster” had quickly figured out why you were pacing by them, staring intently at your arm. he counted eight marks. he subtly glanced at his teammates forearms, earning some confused looks. wakatoshi, ever clueless, had completely missed the marks building up on his arm.

tendou grabbed him and rubbed at his forearm.

“tendou, what do you need,” his voice tapered off as he noticed the marks. with tendou’s obvious looks between him and the pretty girl standing on the other side of the hallway, he quickly realized what was happening.

internally you were freaking out. how the fuck were you supposed to know which one of the 10+ boys standing in front you were your soulmate? should you just walk up and ask?

you were so lost in your own thoughts that you didn’t notice the tall man approach you until he was looming over you.

“may i see your arm?” for the second time today, ushijima startled you. without thinking you held it out. his strong hands grazed tallies on your arm. to your surprise he leaned down and placed a kiss on the marks adorning your skin and glanced back at you with a soft look in his eyes.

“hello, i’m ushijima. i never caught your name.”

“it’s y/n,” you breathed out, relieved. then it hit you.

“oikawa is going to kill me!” you squealed. ushijima looked back at you quizzically, “why does it matter so much?”

“you two are rivals,” the exasperation was clear in your voice. ushijima just responded by knitting his eyebrows together, clearly not understanding why this had you distraught. “you don’t have to deal with him pouting and being a brat over this, i do,” you said with wide eyes. ushijima just chuckled at you. he took out his phone and handed it to you, “put your number in, i want to see my soulmate again soon,” he paused, then added, “you could come to our celebratory dinner with us.”

you looked at him incredulously, then gestured to your uniform. he simply squeezed your hand and pulled you into a surprisingly firm hug. leaning down so his lips were level with your ear, he whispered, “oikawa is going to have to cope with this. i don’t want to lose you. what are you doing tonight?”

“after i spend time with my team? nothing as far as i know,” you answered honestly.

“meet me at the park, i want to get to know you,” he stated bluntly. ushijima was full of rough edges and unending honesty. for the third time today, he had you flushing. you were sure it wouldn’t be the last.

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[justinefrischmanngf]

heyyyyyyyyy nessa did u know. don't ask me. what you know is true... don't have to tell you, i love your precious heart.... i -- i was standing, you were there. two worlds collided,,, and they could never tear us a part.... da dun dun dun da dun dun dun we could Liiiveee ...f or a thousand years- but if i hUrt you i'd make wiine from your teEeaars , i told You that we could fluyyhyyy cuz we all have wings , but some of Us don't know WhHYYyYYYyyyyyYYYYYyyy I was standing. you were there. two worlds collided. and they could never Ever tear us Apart !!! dun dun dun dunnn dun dwwaaaaaaaaowww sax noises wwaaaaowwwo iiii (don't ask meee) i was standing (you know its true) mm you were there (worrlllldds colliiddeeed) two worlds collided (we're shining throuugh) and they could never tear us apart --- youuu (donnn't ask meeee) you were standing (you know it's trueee) i was there (worrlddds colliiiiddeed ) two worlds collided (we're shining throuugh) and they could never tear us apaaarrttt iiii iiiiii iii was standing.....

hiiiiiiiiiii vicky i love u i want this on my bedroom wall thank u for ur song-transcribing skills <333

[lotstradamus]

top 5 episodes of your favorite show

hHahahahahHHAHAHAHha let us, pray tell, fucking go

2.13 Mizumono: THE SEASON TWO FINALE. beyond a shadow of a doubt my all-time favourite episode of ANY television show, and 100% my most-watched. it’s stunning from start to finish, but my PERSONAL FAVOURITE ELEMENT is that Hannibal is HEARTBROKEN. in the previous episode Bedelia is like ‘if you think you’re in control of this situation, it’s because Hannibal wants you to think that’ but then you realise that NOPE, he ACTUALLY believed everything Will was saying, hook line and sinker, he thought they were going to run away and be together -- he was ready to be like HERE’S ABIGAIL, OUR SURROGATE DAUGHTER, SHE IS IN FACT NOT DEAD AND NOW WE CAN BE A FAMILY -- and when he finds out that Will is lying he destroys both of their lives. Will tipping Hannibal off, Will seeing Abigail, ‘you were supposed to leave’, the moment where the audience and Will both think that Hannibal is going to kiss him only to get STABBED IN THE ABDOMEN (us emotionally, Will literally). it’s just absolutely glorious from start to finish. nothing like burning down the entire structure of your show and salting the ground after you. special mention goes to the comedy beat of the episode: ‘Where’s Jack?’ ‘...In the pantry.’ 

1.01 Aperatif: sometimes I put this episode on just to soothe me. everything about it is phenomenal. the slow pan up Hannibal’s dining table laden with pomegranates and Mads Mikkelsen’s face half in shadow like a skull... the meet-cute, i.e. Will being rude enough to Hannibal’s face to get himself murdered 3x over but Hannibal instead being like hmmmm: this one... Will being unfriendly and prickly and weird and then the reveal that he rescues stray dogs and shows them so much love and affection... the chiaroscuro lighting throwing shadows over the two of them as Hannibal feeds Will for the first time... ‘I don’t find you that interesting.’ ‘You will.’... Garret Jacob Hobbs... Abigail... it’s a perfect encapsulation of the show in miniature! it’s so beautiful! there is so much shit coming and none of them have any idea! 

3.13 The Wrath of the Lamb: oooOOOH. LOVE CRIIiiIIIiII I IIiiii III iME. the back half of season three is such a shock to the system after the heart-rending intimacy and grief of the first seven episodes, and this episode is no different. planning Hannibal’s death, double crossing, faking deaths a few times over, Will manipulating Hannibal and Hannibal manipulating Will (their love language!), and then it flips the switch and dials up the intimacy and it aaaaall culminates in Hannibal and Will in perfect sync, doing what they’ve wanted to do for so long, working together and finally B E C O M I N G. they haven’t touched each other in three years. and then this. I will NEVER get over it. WHERE IS SEASON FOUR 

2.08: the episode with the dead body in the horse. also the episode with the guy sewn alive into the horse and then climbing out of the inside of the horse. on an Other Things level, Jeremy Davies’ performance as Peter Bernadone is insane. the man can do anything! Clark Ingrams manages to be a spine-chilling antagonist despite only being in two scenes, and WILL PULLING THE TRIGGER ON HIM AND HANNIBAL CATCHING THE TRIGGER WITH HIS HAND IS SUCH A #MOMENT. it kickstarts the Randal Tier, even stevens, killing Freddie and eating her together and just being gay as hell final 5 episodes. brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.

3.07 Digestivo: THIS EPISODE IS BALLS TO THE WALL UNHINGED FROM START TO FINISH AND IT IS INCREDIBLE. Mason’s delivery of ‘You boys remind me of that German cannibal who advertised for a friend and then ate him... and his PENIS before he died’ and Hannibal nearly busting out laughing. Alana’s delivery of ‘Do you know what happens if we stimulate your prostate gland with a cattle prod? Hannibal does.’ -- and those are two of the more regular happenings in this episode! it also involves naked Hannibal, a botched face transplant, a pig incubating a human foetus, and a man deep-throating an eel to death. not to mention it ends with a) Hannibal bridal carrying Will to safety, b) Will breaking Hannibal’s heart AGAIN by dumping him AGAIN, and c) Hannibal being the world’s premiere petty bitch. turn it up!