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rickYYYY was a young boyyy HE HAD A HEART OF STONEE
Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.
Also that heart? Still stone.
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Pendrick inviting Julia and Crabtree but not Murdoch is so funny to me
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my fav good omens poster because a) the heart wings b) they are looking at each other!! like for help!! the intricacies!! and c) I think they look lesbian in this so I love it
better explanation by @vroomvroomwee :]
#i dont have a reason for the ledbain point#but it checks out#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale
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When I was 16 I convinced a boy I met in a psych ward to become a Yoongi bias FOR THIS VERY REASON-
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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And in the basement, I think we might have some Amontillado?
we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule
#tumblr#what a site#hellsite (affectionate)#bars#it's an older meme sir#but it checks out#why don't we get drunk and queue
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she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)
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shaking my head while playing neko atsume so people know that I don’t support outdoor cats
#I heard they made neko atsume 2 and I couldn’t decide which I wanted so I downloaded both#the nice thing is that 1 comes with a watch app so I can easily check if there are new cats without pulling out my phone#great for when I go to pee at work and realize I left my phone but still wanna procrastinate#but 2 you can visit other people’s yards???
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mmm soob
#comics#these guys consider cooking to be a respectable branch of magic#as powerful as any other arcane skillset#yeah man nice divine incantation#check out this beef bourguignon tho
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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