#but it brings me joy

[the-dragongirl]

@andthentheresanne and I decided that the best idea was to donate blood as a pair of blood workers - specifically as Toby Daye and Eira Rosynhwyr from @seananmcguire's October Daye novels.

[ilikepinkkk]

Uni stressed me out so I'm back to my dear hatchet man

[thenightshadowqueen]

I just love them so much

[astarion-appreciation-station]

Happy Midwinter ya filthy animals!

it's the Christmas season so you know what time it is?

shitpost time!

ho ho ho darlings

look how jolly cazador is

he looks like he wants to.... sing

let's make him sing anyway:

🎶It's beginning to look a lot like ascension

everywhere you go

take a look at the deep down cells

with those condemned to hell

their hunger strong and eyes a bright red glow! 🎶

🎶it's beginning to look a lot like ascension

soon the screaming starts

but the prettiest sight to see

is the carving that will be

etched upon your skin! 🎶

🎶a pair of nice leather boots

and a doublet of blue

Is for Petras and Yousen

Balm for the skin

and a book for the doc

Wait for Aurelia and Dal

And Astarion alone must wait for Godey to start again!

🎶

[sophsicle]

well, i love evan and cerci and that anon can fight this anon anytime

anon on anon violence

im glad though, they are very dear 2 me and i think if people just wait they will actually be very happy with this :)

[eduobsessed]

on s4 of doctor who, rose is back (my DAUGHTER) and she's a badass now which solves many of my problems with her s2 ending but they're now heavily hinting into a romantic plot with 10 and her that apparently is now possible since my girlie is traveling between dimensions however russell t davis how does one make a pillow princess and a bratty sub work

[ticktoast]

years ago when my younger brother was in 1st grade, he was attending the elementary school my mom taught at and it drove my mom nuts because he was constantly in trouble and instead of handling it they would just bring him to her room in the middle of the school day

one day in the bathroom, my brother saw a kid watching another kid use the urinal and he knew that wasn’t appropriate. so he told the kid he had to stop doing that and as punishment, the kid needed to flush his shoe down the toilet???

so this kid… flushes his shoe down the toilet

and the bathroom floods a bit

and they brought my brother to my mom’s room as always and she was so mad but also so confused because why??? what possessed him to tell the kid to flush his shoe????? like what

anyways the next year she put him in a different school

[catgirlhell]

what is your qatgirl tag

qatgirl is what i use for my queue! i keep it full of a bunch of posts i find funny that posts once every few hours.

[niceboyeds]

me: i should take a break from being online

also me: this is the only form of happiness you get anymore. don’t push it away

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

[telltaletypist]

the beatles are an infuriating band to me as a relentless contrarian. liking them is cliche, hating them is cliche, being indifferent towards them is cliche. it's impossible to have an novel or interesting take on the beatles in current year. like how am i supposed to win here?

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[jedi-starbird]

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

[manzanamarim]

These attorneys sure are ace or smth idk

[colorfulsoulcreator]

Got into the zone yesterday and cleaned up the entire front garden. Looks so good now 😁 I'm super sore but it's going to rain all weekend so I won't be tempted to carry on lol. I would like to prep the flower bed out back since the seeds are on their way but it can wait until next week.

I also soaked the morning glory seeds yesterday so I'll at least plant them this afternoon, even if it's raining. While cleaning their beds I noticed a few volunteers that looked like morning glory too.

[doubledudeski]

pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"