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just-mebs · 2 years ago

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Fuck Marry Kill: the last three people you DMed either on here or discord

oh okay well we got drey, alpha, and my sibling so I think I'm just going to kill all three of them. Put them out of their misery like sick dogs. It is whats best, sadly 🫡 /j/lh

#is this a cop out answer? yes #but is it a funny one? also yes #The only solid answer I have is kill my sibling but yeah #drey #alpha #I'm really like ''I can excuse being a murderer but I draw the line at being a homewrecker" huh #also can i say the self control I had to not necro the chat slugs gc just so it would be drey vs alpha vs alpha & void #wait if i kill alpha but fuck/marry alpha and void does that cancel out #or is this like the sock puppet question and it turns into n.ecrophilia?#this is a serious question btw I need to know if the sock puppet survives #void #<- void come pick alpha up im scared #i'm only moderately sorry for these tags #love you guys 💕💕💕💕#mine.mebs #ask.mebs #anon

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beepboopappreciation · 8 months ago

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Is this anything

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hoziersong · 10 months ago

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rat…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

#YES i posted this already like half an hour ago but it had a major mistake bc i'm sleep deprived lmao so i am posting it again #if you saw the first one. well no you didn't #911 spoilers #lou ferrigno jr #tommy kinard #911 abc #(don't wanna remove the og tags bc it looks funny like that)#also don't have enough time in my life to be a constant hater but i also don't feel what i posted anymore #so now it's a rat

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nenoname · 3 months ago

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stan putting his hand/arm over his family's shoulders compilation!!!

+ ford returning the favour

#seeing him being so physically affectionate but also knowing he was alone for decades...#gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #ford pines #stanford pines #dipper pines #mabel pines #soos ramirez #also its especially funny seeing stan's early s1 design next to his s2 one #the new tbob pic having him look so happy arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #anyway we really needed that stan+wendy crime bonding ep #forever canon in my heart #yes the words 'he loves his family!!!!' is constantly on loop in my brain

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somerandomcockroach · 2 months ago

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#Help. I encourage you to rant if you want. My hobo place is your place #But yes ahhh... Sari is VERY annoying. Spoiled damn kid who SOMETIMES doesn't irritate #It''s an absolute opposite of Miko even if their behaviours are supposed to be similar?#But so far I am not even interested in Sari... just screaming crying being annoying and using her key here and there #And being “strange” in not a funny but more cringy way *sigh*#Her father is also something... I think he doesn't sleep at all and looks like fish with only one working for tech wit #GrrrGRgrgr also please come on it's stupid but I can imagine deadlock biting tasty stuff #deadlock #ratchet #tf mecha universe #cockroachdoodles

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newttxt · 1 year ago

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pls read the zosan fic “utilities included” and enjoy sanji making his own life as miserable as possible in plain view of his new roommate

from ch. 1 of utilities included (mind the tags and rating)

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#one piece #zoro #sanji #zosan #yes i proudly drew this for my friends fic. i think its genuinely charming and funny and well characterized #mind the tags and rating of course skfkdkfkkd #bree if ur out there… 🥰#im gonna reply to this with the link once it posts (im scheduling this for tomorrow) but also u can find her on ao3 at strawhattery #utilities included

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ash-and-starlight · 1 year ago

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another late @zukki-week entry, for day 2 // skinny dipping

and as a special treat it comes with @erisenyo's fantastic fic And Babe, (What Do you Mean) We Ain't Even Dating that this scene is based on!!

#id in alt text #befORE someone feels like being haha funny on my post #yes yue is watching over sokka's bare ass yes she is shining her best most flattering moonbeams on them #yes she supports bisexual endeavors #also!! this comes with a twitter bonus iykyk #im trying to upload it on ao3 too but its still giving me pROBLEMS will be up one day I prommy #suki #sokka #zuko #zukki #my art

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 13 days ago

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Swift travels. [Bonus art]

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #a-yuan #wei wuxian #lan wangji #This is my 666th post and *boy* has it ever lived up to it's cursed number. That's a story for another day though.#I might be the only person who finds this punchline funny but I'm commiting to it anyway.#Yes - it is plot convenient timing to have there be a character who happens to have fast transportation when disaster strikes.#It's also something I appreciate writers doing because sometimes you want your scenes to move along.#Cultivators zoom around on swords and it's basically a fast travel system.#I don't think we get a lot of information about how far apart places are-#-except in that one scene about the distance between Lotus Pier and Xuanwu Cave.#What...*is* the speed of sword transportation? I have to imagine it can't be too much faster than a moderate jog.#Or maybe cultivation magic also runs a current to your feet that creates a magnet like effect to the sword.#Okay. Out of this mind pit. I'm changing the topic.#I like to imagine that the real reason A-yuan is there is because he has an incredible sense of smell. And WWX's olfactory senses are weak #A-yuan is like a earthquake detecting dog - but for smoke.#Wait they have dogs that help detect smoke too...#Okay he's like a dog that detects smoke. But for a necromancer's experiments going berserk.#...Did they tell a-yuan about this talisman or has it happened before? Oh no...another mind pit....

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ayda-agueforts · 7 months ago

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eric bogosian you are never beating the “exactly like daniel molloy” allegations

#or the bisexuality ones #daniel molloy #eric bogosian #iwtv #yes I know perforated heart isn’t fully autobiographical #and also this is a joke I’m not really assigning eric a sexuality #but this is pretty funny forreal

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tinukis · 9 months ago

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day 5 - little brother

so incredibly self indulgent but yeah anyway... little brother w his three older brothers

(please more asl + uta/asul bros please)

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kens-ramblings · 2 months ago

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so ik it’s not cannon accurate but,,,

i need a fic of tim just crashing out.

like he gets so sick of like damian and jason talking about how weak he is and shit like that that he’s like “yall realize lady shiva was my one of my FIRST teachers, and i was the first robin she trained. i had to train under b AFTER he already lost a robin. you DONT think he was 10x harder on me than any of you guys???? there’s a reason my training videos are mainly redacted without bruce’s or my permission. i got ra’s al ghul BEGGING ME to join his league or have my children. i get gifts from him WEEKLY. do you KNOW how many of his little ninja i fight per DAY??? nahh im sick of this shit let’s take it to the mats” and just demolishing both of them at the same time.

i just think it’d be very funny. i just like fics of people who pretend to be weaker than they are(or they just never really have a reason to go full tilt so they just don’t) get sick of holding back and just losing it :D

#batfam #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #robin #unhinged tim drake #batfamily shitposts #i just need fics of tim losing his shit and crashing out #just because they are funny #and i sometimes feel like people would forget that just because he’s smart does not mean he doesn’t have hands #like bro all robins are certified villains only being held back by b’s rules #they all have insane hands and are all very smart #don’t get distracted by whichever one they choose to put at the forefront of their personality so you forget about the other #but basically yeah i just want it bc it’d make me giggle #also yes ik bruce never physically abused tim during training but i love the angst fics that use that so i added it anyways #i. don’t think it was like intentional on bryce’s part tho just that he was struggling so hard with his grief #he just never noticed how hard he was pushing tim until he pushed wayyyy too far #and yeah he and tim eventually resolved their issues and had a BIG talk about training boundaries #but only after he started getting a bit better and got it through his head that tim was just a kid and not a moving punching bag #i like to think it was only after like titans tower or some other time where he was very close to losing tim tho #bc as much as i want bruce to just be a good dad all the time he had struggles actually verbalizing his feelings #and apologizing for his mistakes

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inkskinned · 1 year ago

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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag #writeblr #it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal #fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho)#healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy #im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage....#1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind #and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes #2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception''#3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.''#idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh #im sure there are people who have this experience normally #but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists #when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band''#edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful #once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large #but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry.#but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes #but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally.#i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes #people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism #but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet .#i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY #and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound.#but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in #i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too.#here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change #was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort)#choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL

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bluebells-and-dragonflies · 10 months ago

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Imagine Astarion with ears so sensitive that he's never willingly allowed anyone to touch them except for you. Imagine laying next to him in your bed, facing him, lifting your hand up slowly for that first touch. His eyes on yours, the rapidity of the breath he doesn't need to take, but still does reflexively. Seeing that he's nervous, but that he's trusting you, feeling his shaking hand come to rest on your waist. The audible sound he makes- half a moan, half a gasp- when you finally brush your thumb over the soft skin at the tip of his ear.

You trace the long shell of his ear and watch his pretty eyes, deep red like velvet in the moonlight, flutter shut. He says your name softly, as close as you've ever heard him to prayer. You pinch his earlobe gently, and his hips roll forward involuntarily, the jut of his hipbone pressing against your thigh as he makes himself still. Heat flares low in your belly, but you tamp it down as quickly as possible- likewise, Astarion makes himself still against you. This isn't sex and won't become sex, you'd promised each other (though that's not to say that you won't explore this thoroughly during one of your hours-long lovemaking sessions. He is all about experimentation these days, after all).

You lay there, touching him in his most vulnerable place, with reverence and grace and occasionally disbelief that you could be here at all with this beautiful, horrible, ridiculous and wonderful man, that you could be trusted so completely. You take in his every shuddering breath, the flexing of his fingers in your shirt, the softness of his mouth when he presses his lips to yours and tells you he loves you. If you have your way, if he has his, if somehow your utterly insane lives hold together for a year or a decade or ten, it will always be like this.

#astarion x reader #astarion x you #bg3 x reader #astarion x gn reader #astarion x tav #astarion x gn!tav #.astarion #check me never knowing how to coherently end a thought ever in my life #i AM one of those people that advocates for astarion staying snarky and awful even after everything LMFAO #it's just that now he only acts like that with people he thinks deserve it. or when it's funny #that said: with you? snarky and biting sometimes #yes. but also #sometimes #so soft it makes you want to squeeze him to death or something #also...reminder that i take requests...if u like...

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mblue-art · 3 months ago

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