#but im not kidding i really do eat like a sloppy frat boy who has just left home to fend for himself for the first time | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

queenerdloser · 2 years ago

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me, once every three months: wow considering how much garbage i shovel into my body, i should probably try to eat healthier. add some veggies. mayhaps a fruit.

me, the next day: my craving for carbs and protein CANNOT be overstated. i must have bread or i will die.

#liveblogging life #pretty sure im just mishandling my own dietary changes but damn my body loves carbs idk what to tell you #i'm also just. bad at self-restraint #bc it's like i know the bitch in charge and she IS easy to persuade to my cause of pizza for lunch #but im not kidding i really do eat like a sloppy frat boy who has just left home to fend for himself for the first time #and blah blah all food is food OKAY but like. i probably shouldnt survive on cheese crackers and pizza right??? right????#also me every three months: mayhaps... some exercise...#me the next day: hm no thanks lol

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