#but im here

[princescar]

What about Mukuro but Junko dressed her up?

Junko deciding to stop being evil and give the lesbians some much needed nutrients

anyway, tumblr kept eating and spitting this ask out so i kept forgetting about it

[queenbeedarling]

Tried to explain to my sister and her husband that my girlfriend and I (both of us are aroace-spec) are in a queer platonic relationship, and their exact words were, "There's not a relationship that exists like that." So I gave up, and they now think we're in a romantic relationship because I'd rather them think we're dating because it's easier.

I also told them that I believe she's my platonic soulmate, and he said that soulmates can't be platonic. When I told him that, yes, they absolutely can be, he asked what mate meant thinking he had me beat. Like, yeah, mate can mean mating, but it can also mean friend, Harold. Do you not know about words with double meanings? Did you not graduate kindergarten?

They also think the fact that we say we love each other and cuddle is because we're romantically in love, so, again, easier for us for them to just believe we're dating.

I don't know why it's so hard for them to understand, but I don't feel like having to constantly explain myself and be told that my relationship "isn't real" or "doesn't exist"

Allo people, ugh 🙄😒

[wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer]

(Continuation of the thing with you in my afterdark blog asks lol)

*Ambrose walked back into his own apartment a little while after he left, toting along a little dark-haired girl nearly asleep in his arms. She looked much different from her father, for sure, but those sleepy eyes bore resemblance in how blue they were.*

Hey, sweetheart. Gonna put Helia to bed and we can snuggle again, okay?

*The little girl, presumably Helia, shook her little curly-haired head, snuggling close to her father and clinging to his shirt as Ambrose quietly padded down the hall, whispering to her in hopes of soothing her to sleep.*

- @crowned-phantom-official being a total dad

*Wheelie glanced up at him and it’s eyes softened when he saw the little girl in his arms.*

M’kay, handsome.

*He mumbled before rolling onto his side and scratching at the furniture as he waited.*

[cuteshortvirginwhore]

Little spiderman on the move stole the blah blah blah proper name back story stuff 😘

[vacantfields]

i know everything is scary ( i say this as a danish person) But your family and your friends will be there to hold you live to spite people that dont want you here We will always remain Love you guys so bad

[projectshadovv]

Hi tumblrinas I'm gonna try to make an effort to come back to posting here, Twitter is becoming absolutely unenjoyable (obviously has been for a while but I tried holding on)

[crossfitandcarbs]

Why do doctors always run SO LATE?? I've been waiting half an hour so far for an appointment I do not want to go to.

[agatharioscoven]

To all my American followers, I'm here if you need someone to rant, vent or just talk to, I know it's not much, but I'm sending you all my love. 💜

[omgeto]

It is a FACT there is NO such thing as cunty. 

It is CANON geto is NOT cunty cause there is NO such thing as cunty

but geto is cunty 🥹?

[thelesbianoffrontiers]

31 Days of Dragon Age - Introduce your Inquisitor

HALDA CADASH (she/her)

about: 26 in inquisition, 39 as of the veilguard, cis woman, lesbian, 132cm/4’4, adopted a daughter after trespasser.

class: two-handed warrior (reaver) wields stone-breaker.

main party: dorian, cassandra/blackwall, sera (romanced)

inquisition decisions*: conscripted the mages, sacrificed hawke, rebuilt the grey wardens, briala rules through gaspard, drank from the well of sorrows, hardened leliana became divine, dorian did not reconcile with his father, saved the chargers, encouraged sera to kill harmond, freed solas’ friend, gave vivienne a snowy wyvern heart, cole made more spirit, cassandra rebuilt seekers, blackwall was released from prison as thom rainier.

dlc decisions*: shared the truth about ameridan, married sera, disbanded the inquisition, promised to stop solas at all costs.

* I haven’t actually finished her playthough yet so some of this is subject to change. I didn’t expect her to conscript the mages until she did, so…

[lemoneon]

I think I just snorted something yo be able to shit this out from nowhere.

I zoned out the entire time I was drawing this

[intcritus]

im awake but at what cost?

[vibinsanemoved]

it's not the matter of 'i could go to therapy' it's 'i need to go to therapy however in this economy? being delusional is cost-effective'

[leagueraised]

hello, friends. I slept more than I meant to this morning, but I am around

[ybcpatrick]

MADE IT IN THE DOOR RIGHT AS THE BELL RANG NO THANKS TO MY FUCKING DELI STAFF