#but im here

[queenbeedarling]

Tried to explain to my sister and her husband that my girlfriend and I (both of us are aroace-spec) are in a queer platonic relationship, and their exact words were, "There's not a relationship that exists like that." So I gave up, and they now think we're in a romantic relationship because I'd rather them think we're dating because it's easier.

I also told them that I believe she's my platonic soulmate, and he said that soulmates can't be platonic. When I told him that, yes, they absolutely can be, he asked what mate meant thinking he had me beat. Like, yeah, mate can mean mating, but it can also mean friend, Harold. Do you not know about words with double meanings? Did you not graduate kindergarten?

They also think the fact that we say we love each other and cuddle is because we're romantically in love, so, again, easier for us for them to just believe we're dating.

I don't know why it's so hard for them to understand, but I don't feel like having to constantly explain myself and be told that my relationship "isn't real" or "doesn't exist"

Allo people, ugh 🙄😒

[wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer]

(Continuation of the thing with you in my afterdark blog asks lol)

*Ambrose walked back into his own apartment a little while after he left, toting along a little dark-haired girl nearly asleep in his arms. She looked much different from her father, for sure, but those sleepy eyes bore resemblance in how blue they were.*

Hey, sweetheart. Gonna put Helia to bed and we can snuggle again, okay?

*The little girl, presumably Helia, shook her little curly-haired head, snuggling close to her father and clinging to his shirt as Ambrose quietly padded down the hall, whispering to her in hopes of soothing her to sleep.*

- @crowned-phantom-official being a total dad

*Wheelie glanced up at him and it’s eyes softened when he saw the little girl in his arms.*

M’kay, handsome.

*He mumbled before rolling onto his side and scratching at the furniture as he waited.*

[merriconstance]

Tbh we as a society do not talk about this scene enough! The smell of smoke reminding Sofia of Katya... they were so in love it’s crazy.

[vacantfields]

i know everything is scary ( i say this as a danish person) But your family and your friends will be there to hold you live to spite people that dont want you here We will always remain Love you guys so bad

[crossfitandcarbs]

Why do doctors always run SO LATE?? I've been waiting half an hour so far for an appointment I do not want to go to.

[agatharioscoven]

To all my American followers, I'm here if you need someone to rant, vent or just talk to, I know it's not much, but I'm sending you all my love. 💜

[omgeto]

It is a FACT there is NO such thing as cunty. 

It is CANON geto is NOT cunty cause there is NO such thing as cunty

but geto is cunty 🥹?

[fatallyaddictedtofiction]

Ways Dean Winchester can die;

[thelesbianoffrontiers]

31 Days of Dragon Age - Introduce your Inquisitor

HALDA CADASH (she/her)

about: 26 in inquisition, 39 as of the veilguard, cis woman, lesbian, 132cm/4’4, adopted a daughter after trespasser.

class: two-handed warrior (reaver) wields stone-breaker.

main party: dorian, cassandra/blackwall, sera (romanced)

inquisition decisions*: conscripted the mages, sacrificed hawke, rebuilt the grey wardens, briala rules through gaspard, drank from the well of sorrows, hardened leliana became divine, dorian did not reconcile with his father, saved the chargers, encouraged sera to kill harmond, freed solas’ friend, gave vivienne a snowy wyvern heart, cole made more spirit, cassandra rebuilt seekers, blackwall was released from prison as thom rainier.

dlc decisions*: shared the truth about ameridan, married sera, disbanded the inquisition, promised to stop solas at all costs.

* I haven’t actually finished her playthough yet so some of this is subject to change. I didn’t expect her to conscript the mages until she did, so…

[gumptiomdog]

um i have so many thoughts about zelda and ocarina and just the zelda franchise yall have no idea

[mydazepirate]

Was seeing this meme then got this brilliant idea

What if we got reincarnated as a chaos undivided daemon and now we have become:

The local therapist

Like one day we where in one of Abby warbands talking with a nurgle astartes and he started to vent and we ended up giving him some life advice,next thing you know is a daemonette seeking advice for her love life and a berserker telling us about his anger management issues.

Then Something lead to another and know we have our time spent between the primarchs:

Hearing pertorabo bitching about life in general but we are too afraid to speak up and tell him to stop

Having tea time with Magnus because he genuinely appreciate our presence and time together

Somehow running into leman Russ when we were done taking care of nurgle garden with mortarion and killing us the moment he see us

Us getting revived shortly after because the four think thet we are too entertaining to lose

Getting into a yelling contest with angron that always end up with angron getting too angry and furious to continue

And finally talking about religion with lorgar and helping him battling his night terrors *also known as corvus corax*

Fulgrim is too high and mighty to seek us for anything other than to fuck us and us getting along with the snake man because we might as well have a good time

Us running into leman a second time and his curiosity getting the best of him so he started to question us

Maybe I will expand this idea further in future posts, but until then stay safe.

[lemoneon]

I think I just snorted something yo be able to shit this out from nowhere.

I zoned out the entire time I was drawing this

[sparkliest-bard-bracket]

✨

Hey everybody!! So sorry for my long haitus, life has been a lot lately. But now that the school year's over and things have finally calmed down a bit, I just wanted to give y'all a heads up that the semifinals and finals will be happening this month!!! I'll post a more detailed announcement with the exact dates the polls will be posted soon, so keep an eye out for that.

Anyways, yeah that's about it. Just wanted to let y'all know that I am not, in fact, dead, and that I'm stoked to see how the FINAL BARD BATTLES will turn out :)

[vibinsane]

it's not the matter of 'i could go to therapy' it's 'i need to go to therapy however in this economy? being delusional is cost-effective'

[leagueraised]

hello, friends. I slept more than I meant to this morning, but I am around

[ybcpatrick]

MADE IT IN THE DOOR RIGHT AS THE BELL RANG NO THANKS TO MY FUCKING DELI STAFF