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[bexsld]

If I see one American talk about getting tickets to see the OBC of Hadestown on the West End but they've already seen them before it's on sight, I'm coming for your kneecaps

[artemisswan]

My predictions for chances of Locklyle hugs/kisses if the rest of the books get adapted.

The Hollow Boy:

Hug chance - 50% based on main plot line

Almost kiss chance - 10% based on main plot line

Kiss chance - >5% based on main plot line

The Creeping Shadow:

Hug chance - 95% based on main plot line

Almost kiss chance - 80% based on main plot line

Kiss chance - 50% based on main plot line

The Empty Grave:

Hug chance - 300% based on main and side plot lines

Almost kiss chance - 98% based on main and side plot lines

Kiss chance - 150% based on main and side plot lines

[spideyladman]

Anyone else feels like the relationship between Dr. Flug and Rob is disturbing in Los casos perdidos de Elmore?

[someoddnonbinary]

This is completely random and off topic and probably doesn’t fit for tumblr but…

Am i the only one who finds this liltay come back odd??? With the comments people are making you’d think shes a grown adult. She’s literally 16 and some of y’all are just outing yourselves a misogynistic pedos.

Also the people who are like “body goals” and that type of sentiment, stop. That is just as creepy. NO ONE should be commenting on this TEENS body I repeat TEEN. She is still technically in high school please its so fucking creepy. What the hell happened to being worried that this minor is/was on the internet??? What just because she got older means your allowed to forget abt it???? It automatically exempts you from questioning it??? No it shouldn’t. The internet is so fucking creepy.

I took away the other stuff i wrote bcs i honestly don’t yet know how i feel abt commenting or questioning her situation yet and so i wont. Still stands that some of y’all are fucking creepy.

[helaenaes]

oh i forgot to mention-- i know there's all this canon speculation about why helaena picked that specific day to die, given that she'd been in captivity for a while and while i do think that maelor's death had something to do with it, i find it very suspicious that aemond died like... right before helaena did so i hc that she saw the deaths of her son and brother and was like okay i'm done

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[maskenjager]

I can't unsee this

[satturn]

star by mitski 🌠

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.