Jess | queer | she/they | February 21st | Mod for Jeremy Dooley and Kat Dooley | artemisswan.bsky.social
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The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now
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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.
Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.
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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
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#yup#that and I just don't like small talk if it doesn't lead to a full conversation#I have a coworker that doesn't really understand that
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March 20, 2025 - People across T眉rkiye clashed with riot police as they defied the protest ban, after the AKP had Erdo臒an's main political rival Imamo臒lu arrested. [video]
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ATTENTION: the NHL has become environmentally conscious and will be donating ALL ICE to struggling glaciers. henceforth hockey WILL be played on roller skates, but for those afraid of many wheels the NEWLY PROGRESSIVE NHL will allow Heelys to be used. AT LEAST ONE WHEEL TO BE PRESENT AT ALL TIMES. each team MUST also feed One Member to a hungry polar bear. More info to come.
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the things i would do to have sports betting recriminalized
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Moral of the past couple days in the pwhl: who needs a full 60 minutes when the third period exists
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The Atlantic's Jeffrey Goldberg called the Trump White House's bluff, and聽published all the explosive details聽(paywall) about a private Signal group chat that, contrary to administration LIES, did indeed contain sensitive military strike plans.
They called him a liar. He posted the receipts.
Shit is flying.
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Sirens is really that team that just wants to have their name on every achievement huh
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god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]
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TELEVISION. Show me BEAUTIFUL WOMEN being VIOLENT
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Today in hope posting:

Where is the resistance? Everywhere.
And growing!
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Switch I users,
Will you buy the Switch II when it releases?
yes/no/see results
#I rarely play my switch#it's only to play pokemon when new games come out#also it's an oled#so ya I don't need the new one
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