#but if people see this one. hi. i do like fire emblem. waves. Hi

[ninesugars]

hello to all 5 people that still care about fates. guess who’s replaying conquest

[chongoblog]

Brawl Tier List (Based On The Relevance of What They Were Doing When We Meet Them In Subspace Emissary)

I'll explain some of my choices under the cut

So a lot of these choices are pretty obvious, although some are a bit iffy or require explanation of the Subspace story which can be found in trophy descriptions & The Dojo.

The first category was for characters who were engaged in the Subspace plot from the get-go and were the "good guys". In case you didn't know, King Dedede is the hero of Subspace, and if it weren't for him, Tabuu would have won, since he made the "reset badges", and his initial plan was to hold onto some people and give them the reset badges in case Tabuu used his Off Waves. Meta Knight is considered to be a good guy, even though he mostly just wanted to get the Halberd back. Fox I put into this category as well since he's first seen giving chase to the Halberd in his Arwing, so I consider that pretty engaged, even if we don't know the exact reasoning.

The second category is open and shut. They're the Bad Guys. Ganon, Bowser, and everyone's favorite winner, Wario. Technically Wario kinda defected from Tabuu and wanted to just steal all the trophies, but I'm counting him here.

Next was the "Used by Tabuu" tier. According to the lore, the entire Subspace Army is made from the power of Game and Watch (although it says the Game & Watch are unaware of this). Pikachu's electricity was being used to power a lot of the operations (most notably the Subspace Bomb Factory iirc). And it's implied that R.O.B was coerced into helping Tabuu, feeling so ashamed that he put on the Ancient Minister garb to hide himself out of shame.

The "Was Doing What You Expect" Tier is a tricky one, since some characters like Mario & Kirby weren't doing what you'd expect in their normal games, but they were fighting, which is something you'd expect in Smash, but I was kinda lenient. Pit was watching from Skyworld, which is in character. It's shown that Pokemon Trainer was looking for Ivysaur and Charizard, so we can assume he was on that journey when we found him in the Ruined Zoo. ZSS's motivations are kind of unclear about whether she knew about the Subspace Bombs and tried to stop them or if she just knew her Power Suit was there and wanted to get to it. I always figured it was the latter, so I'm putting it in this tier. Marth was defending a castle, which sounds right (I haven't played Fire Emblem). Ice Climbers were climbing ice. Monkeys were getting their bananas. Link was getting Master Sword. Yoshi was sleeping (which only gets him out of "Just Standing There" tier because he is Yoshi).

Next are the ones who just kinda showed up. And it so happens that all five of them make a pretty grand entrance. Sonic is the obvious example here. Ness also counts since there's no implication that either he or Lucas actually live in or even near the Ruined Zoo, but then again in the dialogue-less cutscenes tying together over 30 characters, I don't think that detail was important. Falco makes a grand entrance, although you could argue that he was meant to be Fox's backup. Ike makes a grand entrance with this Great Aether. Captain Falcon literally shows up to jump out of his car, punch a robot and kill approximately 50 aliens in one fell swoop, so either there was an F-Zero track around the Island of the Ancients that we don't see and he quit in the middle of his race to do that, or he just did that. Either way there's something wrong with him.

And then finally we have the characters who were Just Standing There. Luigi obviously was minding his own business when he got got by Dedede. Peach and Zelda I almost put in the "Doing What You Expect Tier" (or at LEAST Peach since she knew Mario at least), but honestly? They were just standing there. No hate, obviously. Sometimes you just gotta Stand There. Olimar was minding his own business letting his Pikmin eat a robot before they were murdered. Lucario was vibing on top of a mountain (as you do). Lucas was just being sad. And Snake? We don't see any sign that he's on a mission. We just see that he's been on the Halberd for an undisclosed period of time before dramatically revealing himself way way later. I like to imagine he accidentally fell asleep.

And then the last tier are for the 3 characters that are unlocked after Subspace, so I don't really count them.

Anyway in case you can't tell I am back on my ADHD meds! Hope you enjoyed this. See you all for the Nuzlocke stream later.

[corvus-frugilegus]

WIP Game again babey

#2 Untitled for @ofcrowsanddragons

This is going to be a lot longer eventually! the idea is exploring the early game compatibility between Neve, Lucanis, and Shadow Dragon Rook and the impact that the fallout of the Treviso-Minrathous choice has on all three of them. They all have this really nice mutual friendship growing and also kind of confusingly some budding attraction maybe? This is in Lucanis's POV and I don't think he's figured out that any of his feelings are romantic yet. Just caring and complicated. I also do not think any of them are in a place to handle the emotional complexity of a triad so this is going to be angsty.

He finds Rook in the kitchen. He can see the tension coiled in their shoulders, their neck, their stomach, their heart. They don't even look up from the fire- still half in their armour, the emblem of the white wyrm ripped from their cloak and left splayed on the table. They're twisted in the chair, contorted so as to look away from it without turning their back on it.

He can hear that Shadow Dragon's voice clear in his mind, "[find the tarquin line that hurt your feelings later]".

They saved Treviso, his home, his people, but at great cost to their own. To Neve's.

Something fractured between the three of them when Rook had to choose. He felt it when he saw then approach in Treviso- the overwhelming wave of relief that they'd come. That they'd chosen Treviso. And selfishly... that they'd shown up for him. Maybe even chosen him. Yet in that same moment underneath the relief of it all, the cool weight of guilt settled somewhere deep in his chest. [note to self there's a good spite line in inner demons, grief and relief & guilt about Neve?? look that up and adjust this bit a bit.]

He could see the way Neve's anger cut Rook. In a way it cut him too- like an arrow grazing him on it's way to lodge itself in Rook's chest. Rook chose him. They didn't choose Neve. He was glad for it. He feels terrible for it. The ease and trust that had been growing between the three of them had been twisted in a matter of minutes. Whatever he thought had been budding between Rook and Neve before, would it still be there now? Or would he...

---

Neve folded into Rook's shoulder, a fit of uncharacteristic giggles spilling from the two of them as they stumbled through the steps of a dance in front of the fire.

It was late. Past midnight by Lucanis's count. The three of them had fallen into finding each other in the kitchen at all hours- No one discussed the why of it, preferring instead to skirt around what they knew was lurking below the surface. Tonight, over a bit more wine than usual, the two tevinter mages, his unlikely rescuers, had been caught up in reminiscence about their shared home. The love they both share for Tevinter, for Minrathous, is much like the love he has for Treviso.

"Ohhh you're trouble Mercar" Neve teases, pulling away from her short lived dance partner. They had been arguing about Tevinter night life- Neve adamant that Dock Town had some of the best spots for a night out. Rook vehemently disagreed- Nowhere does it like Lowtown Ventus at weeks end. Lucanis had retreated to the stovetop just before the two started twirling each other around to half remembered Minrathous bar songs- preferring instead the more predicatable task of preparing snacks.

"I don't know that I'm trouble" Rook retorts, "but I do have a knack for getting into it."

Neve laughs. Lucanis finds the two of them more charming than he'd expected. Finds himself more at ease around the two mages than he'd expected. He envies how easily the two of them seem to have bonded. If he interrogates that thought - which he does late at night by himself, against his better judgement - he envies what he see's growing between them. He's not sure if he's jealous of Neve, or of Rook, or simply of the ease in which they seem able to tease and flirt. He tries his best not to think on the warmth he feels when either of them turn their charms towards him.

He does not know that for Rook and Neve, this dance of flirtation is a way of keeping the real parts of themselves at arms length while probing the others reaction.

He does not know that, just like him, the second it becomes real Rook's instinct will be to run and hide. That Neve will try her best to seem unaffected.

None of them have yet realized that their shared laughter is warming the kitchen as much as the fire.

"Okay but the BEST place to end a night of drinking is this little hole in the wall in Midtown Vyrantium." Rook declares this very confidently. "The Lamb Manti-"

"The ones with the Garlic Sauce?" Lucanis interrupts. "From the place behind the tailor's shop on the market square?"

---

In the time he's been in the kitchen Rook has barely moved, let alone said a word. Lucanis has grown used to spending time with them in relative silence over the last months. Quiet company, a dynamic that has become comfortable between them.

Today, the silence between them feels heavy. There aren't words to bridge the chasm of guilt Rook seems trapped in the middle of.

What finally rouses them from their near catatonic state is the sound of a plate being gently set in front of them and the smell of a strong Antivan coffee. Slowly, they twist back around and set their eyes on the plate in front of them.

Lucanis Dellamorte is going to be the death of them, they think.

Eight perfectly folded Lamb Manti with a small bowl of garlic sauce sit on the plate before them, beside a mug of hot coffee.

He doesn't say a word before retreating back to the counter tops, making himself busy tidying the small space.

Rook's voice is brittle, but the soft smile pulling at the edges of their weary face cuts straight through the weight he hadn't realized was in his chest. "Thanks, Lucanis."

"It's nothing."

It's not nearly enough to make up for what they've lost. Not nearly enough to fill the void of Neve's absence.

But it's something.

[genshingorlsrevengeance]

Persona 3/Fire Emblem Three Houses Crossover Megapost

In celebration of Persona 3 Reload coming out and reigniting my love for S.E.E.S, and wanting to write Three Houses once again, I figured I could do both at once. If you wanna see more, feel free to request interactions/scenarios, I'd be happy to! Enjoy the shenanigans of the Blue Lions and S.E.E.S!

Word Count: 3.2k Content: Blue Lions meeting the P3 Protagonists, Sylvain talking to Aigis, Dimitri talking to Minato and Minako, Byleth and Sothis meeting Elizabeth, and Blue Lions reacting to Personas

Blue Lions meeting the P3 Protagonists ===============================

Byleth walked through the crowded hallways of Garreg Mach Monastery, accompanied by the two mysterious visitors that appeared during the bandit attack.

One was a blue haired boy, both hands in his pocket as he emotionlessly glanced around, ignoring the gaze of the students.

The one beside him was a brown haired girl with a ponytail, who in contrast seemed far more enthusiastic about meeting everyone, waving hello to some of the students.

(Minako) "Come on, you can at least smile a little! We're representing Gekkoukan after all."

Minato rolled his eyes and coldly replied.

(Minato) "Junpei is already ruining our reputation for us back at the entrance. No need for me to do anything."

Minako sighed and looked at her new teacher with a wry smile.

(Minako) "Sorry, this is probably not a good introduction, is it?"

Byleth shrugged, turning to face the both of them. His expression was not too dissimilar from Minato's.

(Byleth) "Honestly, I don't really know how to approach this better than you all. I'm a mercenary."

Minako put a finger to her chin as her brows furrowed.

(Minako) "Hm...Think we should have gotten Mitsuru-senpai to take care of the talking for us?"

(Minato) "Probably."

Minako shrugged shortly after thinking about the situation, her smile quickly coming back.

(Minako) "Well, too late for regrets now!...Actually, where are we going?"

(Byleth) "We're heading towards the...Blue Lions classroom I believe. Dimitri said he wanted to thank you two personally, I have to go to meet with some other people, but I'll check back with you all later."

After departing with Byleth, the siblings entered through a large double door and saw Dimitri surrounded by seven unfamiliar faces.

Dimitri gave them a nod of acknowledgement as the group scattered to make room.

(Dimitri) "I take it your group is getting accustomed to Garreg Mach?"

Minako smiled in response, first looking at everyone's expression and taking note of them before giving an answer. Minato meanwhile kept his stoic look and let his sister do the speaking.

(Minako) "Psh, not in the slightest! We've never seen anything like this back in our world."

An orange haired girl spoke up.

(Annette) "Another world? Wow, so the rumors weren't kidding! That'd certainly explain the weird looking clothes."

A larger dark skinned man standing next to Dimitri followed up her comment with a respectful bow.

(Dedue) "Where your group comes from is irrelevant, we all owe you a debt of gratitude for saving his highness."

Minato nodded back.

(Minato) "Of course. And thanks for giving our friends a place to stay."

(Sylvain) "Jeez, that guy's a little intense. Doesn't he remind you of a certain someone?"

Sylvain elbowed Felix, who gave an annoyed glare back.

(Felix) "Shut up already. They can hear you, you know."

(Minako) "Eh, don't worry about my baby brother here! He's usually like this."

(Mercedes) "Oh, you two are siblings? I wouldn't have guessed!"

Minato replied in an emotionless tone, though it did not carry any hint of malice in it.

(Minato) "We get that a lot."

(Ingrid) "If there's anything you guys need help with, feel free to reach out! My name's Ingrid, by the way."

Everyone took a moment to introduce themselves.

(Ashe) "I really look forward to getting to you know you all!"

Minako gave him a warm smile back.

(Minako) "Me too! And though he may not look like it, this one is too!"

(Minato) "Hm."

The siblings departed the Blue Lions to find their own group, leaving them to converse amongst themselves.

(Dimitri) "They appear to be...a unique bunch."

(Annette) "Minako seems really nice! Though, I couldn't really get a read on her brother."

(Ingrid) "It probably won't take long for Sylvain to piss him off."

(Sylvain) "Hey, why are you making it sound like he will get angry at me? We could be best buds!"

(Felix) "Is that right? Well, I'm not holding my breath."

(Mercedes) "This is going to be a fun year with them around, that's for sure!"

(Ashe) "Probably super chaotic too. I wonder what the rest of their group is like."

(Dedue) "If they are anything like us, Ashe, I'm sure it won't take them long to adjust."

=============================== Sylvain talking to Aigis ===============================

Aigis appeared to be standing still near the greenhouse, quietly examining the plants.

She had been that way for nearly an hour before she was approached by Sylvain.

(Sylvain) "Hey there, Aigis! Whatcha doin' here?"

Her head stiffly turned to face Sylvain and gave a single nod, her face remaining unchanged.

(Aigis) "I am observing the plants in your world. They appear to be very similar to our own, but differ in properties and how they are utilized."

Sylvain tilted his head curiously, turning to look at the plants with a look of genuine curiousity.

(Sylvain) "Huh. I never really thought about that kind of thing before, but it must be crazy for you to see plants be made into healing potions."

(Aigis) "Negative. Plants were used by humans for medicinal purposes, ranging back thousands of years. But the potency of your flora appear to be far stronger than the ones found on Earth."

Her answer confused him, making him shake his head and remember why he was there to begin with.

(Sylvain) "...Okaaay, kinda lost me there. But, if you're wanting to see other things that are different, how about going out into town with me?"

(Aigis) "Are you asking me out on what they refer to as a 'date'?"

Sylvain chuckled at her question.

(Sylvain) "If you wanna call it that, then sure-!"

(Aigis) "The answer is no."

(Sylvain) "Wha- why not?!"

(Aigis) "Minato-san has specifically warned me to not go on any dates. Especially with you, Sylvain."

Though her tone was completely static, he could gleam a bit of malice in the response.

(Sylvain) "Okay listen, whatever he told you about me is not true!"

(Aigis) "He has not told me anything."

(Sylvain) "Then who did?"

Aigis paused for a moment before resuming.

(Aigis) "...The list is as follows: Ingrid, Felix, Dimitri, Dorothea, Yukari, Junpei, Mitsuru, Minako, Byleth-"

(Sylvain) "Alright alright, I got the message across! But surely you must be curious about going outside the Monastery for at least a few hours? I can be a tour guide at least!"

Aigis paused once again.

(Aigis) "...I comprehend. If this is not a date, then I do not have a problem with this request."

(Sylvain) "G-Great! See you in half an hour?"

(Aigis) "Affirmative. I also have an order I am obliged to follow, given by Minato and Minako in regards to you."

Sylvain wasn't even sure he wanted to know what it was.

(Sylvain) "And that is...?"

(Aigis) "I am authorized to use force if pressured onto a date."

(Sylvain) "F-Force?! Now hang on just a-"

(Aigis) "Commencing preparations. Please meet me by the entrance in half an hour."

Aigis walked away, leaving Sylvain standing by himself with an open jaw.

(Sylvain) "What the heck is with her?!"

C Support Reached!

=============================== Dimitri talking to Minato and Minako ===============================

Dimitri walked into the dormitories where the S.E.E.S members had taken up residence during their stay at Garreg Mach.

At the moment it was just Minato sitting on the couch with a strange device on his ears, and Minako reading a book from the library.

Minako looked up from her book and waved to Dimitri.

(Minako) "Hey, Dimitri! Surprised to see you here!"

Minato noticed Minako moving and grabbed the right side of his device and lifted it off. Dimitri could hear words coming out of it.

"Hey, hey, hey" Fueling the fire with the burning desire-

(Minato) "Hey."

(Dimitri) "Are those words coming out of that earmuff?"

(Minako) "Oh, that's right! I forget you guys don't know what headphones are!"

Minato raised an eyebrow at his sister.

(Minato) "We've been in a medieval world this entire time, and you forgot that it doesn't have technology like ours?"

(Minako) "Hush you! Anyways, that's a small...thingy that can play music, in short. Now whatcha need?"

Dimitri cleared his throat after focusing away from Minato's headphones.

(Dimitri) "Truthfully, I was curious to see what you all got up to in your free time. You seemed to have adjusted to the school life well, but I was wanting to make sure you could do so in your free time."

Minato shrugged nonchalantly.

(Minato) "We're managing, surprisingly."

(Minako) "Yeah, who knew that hanging out with a buncha people our age who can cast fireballs would seem so normal!"

(Dimitri) "That's another thing I wanted to ask. Your group seems well versed in combat already. What exactly is your home like?"

(Minako) "Weeeeeelll-"

Her voice trailed off, waving one hand dismissively.

(Minako) "Just self defense is all! We have to deal with vagrants in our world too."

(Dimitri) "Is...that right?"

(Minato) "You're a worse liar than Ashe-"

Minako immediately pointed at her little brother.

(Minako) "YOU! YOUR FACE, SHUT!"

That made Dimitri laugh.

(Dimitri) "I apologize, I did not mean to pry. I am just impressed more than anything."

(Minato) "Relatedly...Today's the first full moon here at Garreg Mach, right?"

Dimitri noticed how both their expressions suddenly became serious.

(Dimitri) "Y-Yes it is. It also means it's nearly been a month since you all first came here. Is the moon significant in your world?"

Minato sat up from the couch and put his hands into his pocket.

(Minato) "Very."

Minato began walking away from the group before giving Dimitri one last look.

(Minato) "You might get your answer sooner than you think."

As he exited the dorm, he turned to Minako.

(Dimitri) "Did I say something wrong?"

(Minako) "Oh, don't mind him. He's usually that much of a jackass...But he's not wrong...Say, how about we spar near midnight, Dimitri?"

=============================== Byleth and Sothis meeting Elizabeth ===============================

Byleth woke up in his bed, rubbing his eye before noticing Sothis was trying to shake him awake.

(Sothis) "Finally! Do you know how long I've been trying to- Know what? Forget it, that doesn't matter! There's something here!"

(Byleth) "Something here? What are you-"

He paused when he noticed there was a blue glow coming from outside the door to his room.

Byleth immediately grabbed his sword and nearly kicked down the door with Sothis floating behind him.

Only to see another door in front of him, glowing blue and with an energy he could not place the feeling of.

(Byleth) "That wasn't here yesterday."

(Sothis) "Your keen senses of observation never ceases to amaze me, child."

Byleth made no comment as he slowly circled around the door. There was nothing it led to, even on the other side.

Byleth saw a group of students walk past the door, giving him an odd look but saying hello, not even acknowledging the door's presence.

(Sothis) "The door feels...strangely familiar."

(Byleth) "Should we go inside it?"

The two exchanged a glance before slowly opening the door and entering it.

...

Inside sat Sothis's throne, now bathed in a ghastly blue aura, a table sitting in front of it, but most notable of all was the fact a woman was standing inside, alone.

(Sothis) "M-My throne!"

The woman turned towards her visitors and politely bowed.

She had blonde hair and a strange blue attire, adorned with a small hat that rested on her head.

While everything about her seemed to be human, the way she portrayed herself and everything surrounding her was anything but.

(???) "Welcome, to the Velvet Room."

(Sothis) "Velvet Room? This is MY room!"

(???) "...Ah, so it is! I was wondering why it was so empty. I hope you do not mind that I have taken up residence here, you have my sincerest apologies!"

Byleth reached for his sword, but suddenly realized it was gone. Deciding to question instead of fight, he simply asked:

(Byleth) "Who are you?"

The woman smiled at the question and bowed once again.

(Elizabeth) "My name is Elizabeth, it is a pleasure to be your acquaintance! I am the attendee to the two under your care."

It took a moment for them to realize who she was talking about.

(Byleth) "Minato and Minako?"

Suddenly, things made sense. Everytime Sothis appeared to talk to him, they appeared to be aware of her, despite the fact no one else in their group could.

They already weren't normal, but this further solidified that something else was at play here.

(Elizabeth) "The Arisato siblings, yes! Well, truth be told my brother is supposed to be here, but alas he is nowhere to be found. But I am more than enough to serve their purpose."

(Sothis) "What do you provide that requires taking over my home?"

(Byleth) "That's in my head, no less..."

(Elizabeth) "I provide them with the fusing of Personas for their journey. Nothing more, and nothing less! For we can only assist, never directly intervene.

Elizabeth put a finger to her chin, thinking about what to say next.

(Elizabeth) "As for the occupation, it seemed this was the only place I could manifest myself that could easily reach you as well. Your fates are all intertwined, after all!"

Sothis sighed and crossed her arms, floating over to Elizabeth.

(Sothis) "You couldn't ask?"

(Elizabeth) "I tried, multiple times. But I believe you were asleep everytime I attempted, and eventually found this empty room, save the throne."

(Byleth) "...That one is more of your fault than anything-"

(Sothis) "Be quiet."

(Elizabeth) "I look forward to getting to know you two as well."

(Byleth) "Well, I'm Byleth, and that's Sothis. I guess we'll get to know you too."

Suddenly, the door opened behind them.

(Minako) "I guess it makes sense for the Velvet room to- OHMYGOD!-"

Minako leapt back in fear while Minato only flinched.

(Minako) "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

(Minato) "It's that floating green thing again too-"

(Sothis) "EXCUSE ME?!"

=============================== Blue Lions Reacting to Personas ===============================

(Dimitri) "EVERYONE, TO THE CATHEDRAL!"

The Blue Lions and Byleth dashed across the bridge leading to Garreg Mach's cathedral, bathed in the ominous light of a full moon.

The previously calm black skies had darkened to a sickly pale green glow while being chased by monsters.

While they could kill a few of them, there were too many of them to deal with. And under the moonlight they appeared to be getting stronger.

Ashe, Mercedes, and Annette attempted to hold back the monsters with spells and arrows, but if they stood their ground they would have been overwhelmed.

Instead, Dimitri, Dedue, Felix, and Byleth held the ones in pursuit off while Ingrid and Sylvain tried to find a way inside.

(Sylvain) "Damn it, it's stuck!"

(Ingrid) "Then we gotta kick the door down!-"

Before she could attempt to do so, the ground they were standing on quickly darkened, making everyone look up.

A massive blob-like monster slithered down the walls, with too many arms to count protruding out of it, all wielding swords.

(Annette) "B-BEHIND US!"

Everyone turned around and gained distance as the monster crashed onto the concrete, sending bricks flying into the air at violent speeds.

The Blue Lions had been pincered by these creatures.

(Mercedes) "I-Is this the work of the same people that attacked the burial site?!"

(Dedue) "I am unsure if even they are capable of doing this! The people I had been speaking to suddenly turned into coffins!"

(Byleth) "Here's the plan, when I count to three, we break through these monsters coming from the bridge and make a run-"

Before he could finish his sentence, they all heard someone speaking to them.

(Fuuka's Voice) "Thank goodness, you all are still okay! Can you hear me?!"

(Felix) "Is that...Fuuka?!"

(Ashe) "Is she in danger too?! How can we hear-"

(Fuuka's Voice) "Everyone needs to get back to a safe distance from the Shadows on the bridge, right now!"

Without warning, the shadows suddenly burst into a black mist from what appeared to be an ice spell.

Mitsuru, Akihiko, Ken, Shinji, Aigis, and even their dog, Koromaru, were standing from the entrance, all wielding weapons.

(Mitsuru) "Everyone, escape to us, we'll keep you safe!"

Before anyone could react, Minato, Minako, Junpei, and Yukari ran in front of them, all wielding strange devices in their hands with red armbands.

(Dimitri) "Wait, that thing is too dangerous for you to-!"

Minako turned to them with a smirk, giving them a thumbs up and cutting Dimitri off.

(Minako) "Don't worry. Bandits and cultists are your guys things, Shadows are ours!"

(Junpei) "Hell yeah, time for us to finally shine!"

(Yukari) "Please focus, you two!"

(Minato) "You wanted to see where we got our combat skills from, right Dimitri? Here's your answer."

Everyone watched with confusion as they pointed strange devices to all their heads.

(Minato/Minako, Junpei, and Yukari)

"ORPHEUS!" "HERMES!" "IO!"

The monster seemed to recoil in surprise once the four pulled the trigger, summoning monsters of their own, igniting the area around them in a bright blue flame.

They rushed the monster with their weapons raised, joined by their ghastly summons and seemed to attack with near perfect synchronization.

Looking back at the bridge, the rest of them appeared to be doing the same and wiping out the smaller monsters with ease.

(Shinji) "The hell are you doing standing still, get a damn move on!"

(Byleth) "You heard them, MOVE IT!"

The Blue Lions did as commanded, running from the fight, though most of them couldn't tear their eyes off from what they were seeing.

(Sylvain) "Holy hell, they're tearing those things apart! What even are they?!"

(Felix) "Tch, no wonder they always seemed like they were holding back, it's because they were!"

(Annette) "Are those made from magic?!"

(Mercedes) "They look more like ghosts to me!"

(Ashe) "I-I hope they're not, but I'm glad they're on our side!"

(Ingrid) "Think they can teach us how to do that too?"

(Dedue) "I do not think we should be asking questions like these right now!"

(Dimitri) "Agreed, we need to find somewhere safe!"

(Byleth) What kind of place is their world where fighting monsters like these is normal for them?!

...

(Elizabeth) "Hah, I knew they'd have no problem."

Sothis watched the ongoing fight with her jaw opened wide, not believing what was happening.

...

Once the Full Moon Shadow was dispatched of, the members of S.E.E.S moved to find the Blue Lions.

(Fuuka) "Good work everyone, the rest of the shadows are disappearing en masse."

(Mitsuru) "Operation complete, though I cannot say I feel particularly great after this victory."

(Ken) "I can't believe the Dark Hour followed us here..."

(Koromaru) "Woof!"

(Aigis) "Koromaru agrees."

(Minato) "Makes sense something would be up if we could still use our evokers here, even outside the Dark Hour."

(Yukari) "I can't help but feel responsible. We brought the Dark Hour to a place that didn't even have to deal with it..."

(Junpei) "Saving one world was already great, but maybe we'll get the credit for two?"

(Shinji) "Tch, what a pain in the ass."

(Akihiko) "Suppose we just need to keep in mind of the moon here too, on top of all the other things to worry about."

(Minako) "Feels good finally getting to let loose without worrying about witnes-...Oh crap, where did the Blue Lions go! They didn't exactly look like they'd forget about this anytime soon!"

Fuuka quickly found where they were hiding, and S.E.E.S moved to find and explain everything they could.

Or at least, attempt to explain.

Mitsuru and Minato had to do most of the explaining.

[duckapus]

Koopa Concert Reunion Tour: Part 2

After everyone's mostly managed to recover from the shock of seeing what converted Sage is like, Kamek explains why they're here, prompting Junior to bring him, SMG4, Mario, Lil Coding (because there's no fucking way he's getting separated from his dad if he doesn't have to be) and Meggy (because she and Mario are still reeling from losing Luigi and each need to Know that their other sibling is still there) up to a place where they can comfortably talk to Bowser in his current state, while Sage gives the others a tour of the castle.

Junior leads his group up to what seems to be the top of the castle's tallest tower, only stopping when they reach a large set of black-and-silver metal double doors, with spiked studs lining the edges and a massive Bowser Emblem etched across both, "Here we are! Fair warning, Papa's Wonder Form can be pretty overwhelming up close. Now, if you guys are okay on your own from here, I'm gonna go take over the tour so Sage can have some time with her dad."

"We'll be fine, young prince. Thank you for your help," Kamek smiles and ruffles Junior's fire...hair...stuff, with the kid predictably growling in (mostly) feigned annoyance and waving him off.

"Kamek, I'm supposed to be cool around here!" he huffs and rolls his eyes, "Anyway, see you guys later." He starts to run back down the stairs, then stops and turns back to where SMG4 and Lil Coding are, "An' don't worry, 3 and Lily are tough! I bet they're doing just fine in that dumb puddle!" And off he goes.

With a fondly exasperated headshake, Kamek turns to face the doors, "Well, everyone ready?" there's generally affirmative answers all around, and he opens the door, revealing a balcony that puts them directly at eye level with Castle Bowser.

As expected, the group looks upon his absolutely massive form in awe...and then Mario busts a gut laughing, prompting everyone, including Bowser, to deadpan at him as he rolls all over the balcony in hysterics for far too long.

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Meanwhile with the Tour group, a poster catches Tari's eye, "Hm? Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem playing their new album live in collaboration with...SAIKO BICHITARU!?"

She checks where and when they're playing, then frantically turns towards their current guide, "Sage! Do you know how to get to 23-G from here?"

"Uh, I'm plugged into the kingdom's systems, so I can look it up?" she's initially confused about why Tari sounds so urgent, until she finds out who's playing and gasps, OH SH- okay, I'm sending a map with the shortest route from here to there and there to the ship to your arm now."

"Oh, thank you thank you!" she wraps the little AI in a short hug before letting go and running off.

Everyone else is shocked and a little confused by this, before Root remembers something and chases after her, "Wait, we're not supposed to go off on our own!"

Toadsworth of all people is the next to run (at least as much as a guy who needs a cane and has no legs can run), realizing that there should probably be at least one rational adult in that particular group, "Hold on there, lasses! *huff, huff* Oh stars, what a day."

"...Well that happened."

Tari eventually makes it to the concert, just in time to catch the end of the opening act. Even from back at the entrance, she can see that despite absolutely fitting this Zone's theme, somehow none of the Muppets that make up Electric Mayhem are converted yet, "Please be okay please be okay please be okay..."

As the song draws to a close and Dr. Teeth starts talking to the audience, Root and Toadsworth finally catch up, both needing to catch their breath, "how...are you...so fast?"

Toadsworth's exhaustion is bad enough he has to sit down against the wall, "Ohhh, these old bones aren't what they used to be..."

Tari keeps her eyes locked on the stage, seemingly not even noticing them, and Root walks over right next to her looks up at her with clear worry, "Tari?"

That seems to almost snap her out of the trance she's in, until she hears Dr. Teeth say, "And now, without further ado, I am absolutely jazzed to present our very special guest; the one, the only, SAIKO!!!"

The crowd goes wild as out of an artificial fog bank steps Saiko, in all her...neon green haired...purple eyed...spiked-leather-covered...glory. Holding a...Bowser Emblem-shaped guitar...

Oh...

Root winces, "Wow, those are really not her colors, huh Tari?" when she doesn't get an answer she looks up again, and is shocked by just how devastated Tari looks, "Are...are you alright?"

Tari shakes herself off and tries to smile down at her, "Yeah, I just-I hoped- I thought maybe...well. At least she's somewhere safe, a-and doing what she loves, right?"

Root and Toadsworth share a concerned glance, then look back up to see that Tari's watching the concert again, tears in her eyes, "Do you...want to go talk to her?"

"..." She finally manages to tear herself away, "Nah, the concert runs to long for that. Besides, it's not like we cAn- like we can take her with us anyway."

She slowly starts to walk away, checking the map on her arm, "I... I think I just want to wait in the ship."

And so, the three of them head back to the ship in silence, leaving Converted Saiko and her screaming fans in their wake.

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Back with Kamek's group, Mario's still laughing at Bowser, "L-look at the size of his head!"

After a few more seconds, it finally starts to die down, and Bowser gives him a Look, "You finally get all that out of your system?"

He gets back up, shaking off the remaining giggles and catching his breath, "Y-yeah. Sorry, I just, I really needed that. It's... It's been a Day."

"Eh, I've had worse reactions. Now, what're you all up here for?"

Kamek takes the floor, "Well you see Lord Bowser, we believe we've discovered a way to fix all this chaos."

"Go on..."

And so Kamek tells Bowser of what they know so far about the situation, and their quest to obtain the seven Wonder Seeds.

"Hmm...welp, it's not much of a plan, but we've worked with less. Here." He sends down one of his Cloud Piranhas, which deposits the green Wonder Seed on the balcony.

Kamek picks the seed up and stores it away in his robes, "Thank you, my lord. We won't let this go to waste."

"I'm holding you to that. Also, before you head out get Egghead to set up a comms channel with Sage. I want updates on your progress so we're prepared over here when the barriers go down."

"Of course. Now, with your permission, we'll take our leave. The sooner we go, the sooner this will all be over...aaaand the less likely it is that we end up as more of your ravers."

"Yeah, yeah, don't let the doors hit ya on the way out." as the group is leaving, he calls out again, "And hey! I'm glad to see you're all right, old timer."

Kamek smiles back at him, "Likewise, son."

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As everyone's getting back on the ship, Eggman, Sage and Cubot are putting the finishing touches on the communications channel, which was moderately tricky to set up since they're currently disconnected from the Eggnet.

"And...that should do it! We're fully linked."

"Sweet! Now you guys can tell me all about whatever cool adventures you get caught up in."

"I'll be sure to include every detail!" he grins his usual Eggmany grin and ruffles her already-messy hair, "I wish we could take you with us, but hopefully this should tide you over."

"Oh, that reminds me," she shifts her attention to Cubot, "Since I'm out of commission, it's your job to make sure dad takes care of himself, alright?"

"Hey!"

"Don't worry little sis, I'll do my best to keep the boss's all-nighters to a minimum."

" I can't believe this..."

The two eggbots can't help but snicker at their creator's frustration, "And uh, If you get the chance, give Metal a smack from me for being a moron and grabbing a foreign power source without safety checking, alright?"

"Um...I'll try, I guess."

He floats up onto the deck after that, and then there were two.

"Well...I suppose this is goodbye for now."

"Yeah..." seemingly out of nowhere, she starts fiddling with her shirt, unable to maintain eye contact, face full of guilt.

"Is something wrong?"

"I...I'm sorry. I know I'm not the version of myself you were hoping to find...like, at all."

"Oh, Sage," He pulls her in closer, then cups her cheek in his hand and lifts her face so she sees his face, "I'll admit, this isn't what I would have expected from you, but I promise that you did not disappoint me. So you're acting a bit strange, so what? You're safe, you're happy, and you're in the care of someone I trust. That's as much as I'd ever really ask for on a good day, let alone under these circumstances."

Thankfully his reassurances seem to work, and while she's still more emotional than usual she's at least no longer guilty. She closes the remaining gap between them and wraps her arms around his neck (such as it us), and he of course immediately returns the hug, "I love you Dad."

"And I love you, dear daughter."

After a few moments, they pull apart, knowing he still has to go, "Now, you be good. Don't you and Junior go causing too much trouble for Bowser."

She gives him a toothy, lopsided grin, "No promises."

"Oh ho ho, that's my girl!" and then he's up the gangplank and the Airship's on its way to Lily's Zone.

[vellatra]

Behold Thy Mother

Started off wanting to do this up as a comic, but decided I didn't have the "oomph". Maybe I'll do an illustration later though ;)

Spoilers for Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

I had tried my best to forget all the terrible things that had happened, and the people who had done them. The last twenty years would never truly be forgotten – and how could they be? – but, as much as I could, I pushed them into the back of my mind, tried to bury them under the minutia of now – tending my garden, doing embroidery, quietly helping the poor as I could. I never wanted to look back and see those memories again, and, for the most part, my efforts were successful.

Then this horrid man had to turn up on my doorstep and bring it all back.

Just the sight of him – and remembering all he stood for – made me want to vomit. I nearly slammed the door in his face, but I'd been raised to be civil, no matter what. “I never thought I'd see you again,” I said, fighting the wrinkle that stole over my nose. With his sallow skin, his wicked smile, and his dark hair practically wet with grease, my visitor was even more repulsive than I'd recalled.

“Oh, don't shoo me off just yet, milady,” said Izuka, a strange friendliness in his tone, which I didn't like. “I came to see you, because I've found something. Someone, actually, who you'll be very happy to see, I'll wager!” he added, eagerly rubbing his hands together.

“Who could I possibly want to see?” I laughed, bitterly. My husband was dead – not that I'd want to see him if he weren't. I was estranged from my family. I had no friends. And I certainly didn't want to see anyone who kept company with this wicked madman.

“Your son, perhaps?” said Izuka, licking his thin, dry lips which were curling into a smug smile.

“My son,” I half-laughed. “You haven't found him.”

“Oh but I have!” Izuka cried, puffing out his chest. “He's got that mark on his forehead and everything! He was living on the streets when I found him, but I've cleaned him up a bit now. Thought you might like to educate him in the ways of royalty, before we help him take back the throne that is rightfully his.” He tilted his head expectantly at me, an eager gleam in his one good eye.

Izuka was a lunatic. There was no way he'd just stumbled across my long-lost baby. He'd been taken from me at such a tender age. Who was to say he'd even survived this long? Where could he have gone, with the heritage he had and no mother to protect him?

And yet... if there was but a slight chance... how could I refuse, to at least give this street urchin a passing glance?

“You must be mistaken,” I grunted. “But let's have a look at him.”

Izuka smiled wide, revealing yellowed teeth. “Excellent!” He looked over his shoulder at a shabby carriage that was waiting at the end of my footpath, and waved excitedly. “Come along, then, your highness!” A slender form came out of the carriage and shuffled timidly up the path.

It wasn't my boy, I knew that immediately. Perhaps I'd only known my son as an infant, and only for a very short time, but I would never forget what he looked like. He'd had hair so dark, you'd think it was black at first glance, but it was really green, like mine. This boy had hair like Ashnard's – a deep, handsome blue – and when he got closer, I saw that his eyes were the wrong color too.

What big, sad eyes he had. He stopped at the bottom of the steps, hanging a few feet behind Izuka, looking nervously up at me. “...Mother?” he finally asked, sweetly, softly, as if he hardly dared believe it either.

No, this was not my son... but in a lot of ways, he was just like him. Izuka said he'd lived on the street. He had no family, was apparently an outcast... and I saw it now. He did have a strange marking on his forehead, not quite the same, but very much like my son's. With a marking like that, I had no doubt he'd been an outcast his whole life, persecuted for something that was no fault of his own.

Something made me hurry down the stairs to this boy. I gently rested my hands on his bony young shoulders. “What's your name, child?”

“Pelleas, my lady.”

I wrapped my arms about him. “My poor boy,” I said tenderly. “Oh, my poor Pelleas.... Welcome home.”

[konnorhasapen]

SNIPPET(SNEAK PEEK) SUNDAY FUNDAY!

MOAR PIRATES >:D

[Find the first part of 'Treading Waters' here!]

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  Kody Pluvaes...

   They'd heard of him before—from Damien back when he was still stuck here, and even just before their parents were killed in that fire. They had a feeling those rumors of what he did to the last person who had been arranged to marry him weren't rumors at all. After they had taken a stand for themself, they were locked in the dungeon, but Damien said they had escaped. He said they were going to try and find them—the Mage, Freelancer—when he escaped and promised to take them on the adventure too after the loss of their parents. Just two best friends against the world, searching for The Mage's Damnation... So much for that.

   They couldn't blame him though. While Sofia was a levelheaded Queen, she was a tyrant to her son behind closed doors. It had gotten to the point where he hardly had any life outside of being forced to prepare for his upbringing as the next King of Favíll—which was about the last thing he wanted. So, he left. He had meant to bring Angel with him and they knew that, but, in the end, he didn't have time. It was either get out alone, or get caught.

   Escaping.., they let the word roll off their mental tongue, eyes drifting to the tapestries lining the walls as they pondered. That's got quite the appeal to it.

   "I've already arranged for us to set out at dawn and meet him in Rainfall," she smiled. "How exciting." Angel felt themself begin to spiral:

  Oh Gods, they thought to themself, I can't do this. I can't let her marry me off to some mildewy creep like I'm some trading good. They pushed their seat from the table and stood abruptly.

   "Please excuse me?" They asked, barely waiting for the dismissive wave of the Queen's hand before they took the shortest route to their room and stepped out on to the balcony, letting the crisp air that carried the scent of the ocean waft through their senses and slow their mind into a state of calm. Now, they could start thinking rationally.

   When did they set off? They asked themself, gaze loacked on the distant piers of their own city. One whole week ago, thereabouts. They should be home soon. Within the day, in fact. 

   As if they themselves possessed abilities to see into what the future holds, Angel could hear the clattering and clobbering of a horse's footfall, they could see the sun shining brightly against heavy iron and the light reflecting off their bronze emblem.

   "By the Gods, they've made it back in one piece!" Angel exclaimed from their balcony, snickering to themself as they could sense the roll of Stealth's keen eyes without having to actually see them. Once they knew they had the attention of their Knight, they smiled.

   "Meet me in the private courtyard!" They beckoned, recieving a nod without hesitation before Stealth continued their trot into the stables atop Arion. It didn't take long for all of the mare's needs to be met and Stealth to find the last royal heir sat comfortably on a white stone bench deep within the private courtyard, delicately nursing a drooping sunflower.

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Hope you enjoyed! I've been wondering how many people thought Baabe would be Angel's guard and Sweetheart the Innkeeper from the introduction����

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[robynmizore]

Redemption April Fool’s Special Chapter:

The REAL Story of Conquest

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Robyn and I absolutely luuuv @@ games <3 and my fav is Fire Emblem!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Takumi!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________^ When I walked into Hoshido ==I looked up and saw…TAKUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII KUJO-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n___n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~_ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o.o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE PINEAPPLE!!! RLY!! . <.< .< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -________- ;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH RYOMA CAUSE TAKUMI-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then Takumi held me close == and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his castle and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became BEAUTIFUL PINEAPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^<) ^_____________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

“W-what the hell?!” Niles spluttered after reading that horrid abomination, throwing it across the room.

“Robyn, you said you were going to write a crack fic chapter today!” everyone’s favorite family friendly 😉 comedic relief seethed.

The authoress, lovingly named after the Goddess of Fate herself, threw her hands up in the air.

“I did!” she protested.

“That is NOT what they meant! This is abuse of the senses!” Niles yelled.

“Well I’m sorry, I thought it was hilarious!” The authoress crossed her arms over her chest. “What do you want then?”

The thief pondered this for a moment, then a wicked smirk crept on his features.

“Say.. do you remember why you wrote this tale in the first place?”

She nodded.

“Good good..”

Niles circled the room slowly, and he could feel the gears in his head turning.

“Why don’t you give it.. a better ending. Maybe something just a little more.. chaotic?”

The pair traded mischievous smirks. After all.. this whole novel was inspired by a particular wall scene. This was going to be very fun.

Warning.. profanity and EXTREME cringe

“OMG CORRIN!”

Nohr and Hoshido (except Takumi, the only reasonable one) squealed obnoxiously.

They all met up in a field because Nohr is full of assholes and decided the Hoshidan royalty did not deserve to grieve their dead mother, and needed to be thrown into a brutal war immediately after. Did they actually do anything to deserve it? Nope, but Daddy Garon hates peace and decided everyone needed to die for an even bigger Daddy Anankos.

“OMG CORRIN!!” Camilla squealed, waving her mommy milkers in everyone’s face.

“OMG CORRIN! Hurry up and ditch your blood family already!” Leo said with an eye roll. “I know dad tried to make you kill two innocent people from Hoshido, but like, he’s not that bad!”

“No, come with us!” Ryoma called. “We don’t abuse you!”

“Aw, we only locked them in a tower for years and years!” Elise protested.

“HMMMMMMMMMMMM…..”

Corrin thought deeply and logically about this.

“I choose… NOHR!”

“What, why?!” the Hoshidan siblings yelled.

“Oh, I wanna know why dad tried to kill me. So I’ve decided I’m walking back into a castle full of Nohrians to ask him. Also, I like my Nohrian siblings. Anyways, see ya!”

(Later in the Nohrian castle)

“Dad, did you try to kill me?” Corrin asked.

“No.” Garon deadpanned, clearly annoyed that Corrin returned alive.

“Ok, I believe you!”

“Whatever. Anyways, I need you to go to this super dangerous forest where you could easily die to prove I can trust you. Alone. Also if anyone tries to help you I’ll kill them.”

“Yep that’s totally not a red flag or anything!” Corrin replied.

Corrin’s next adventures consisted of similar stupidity- I mean missions, until that fateful day on Port Dia.

“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” Takumi shouted when he confronted the Nohrian army, only to see Corrin complaining about having to fight their Hoshidan siblings.

“Ugh..” the prince groaned, facepalming as he let out a slow breath to collect himself, then shouted

“WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ACTIONS… HAVE…CONSEQUENCES?!?!?!”

“They do?” Corrin asked, frowning. “But I have plot armor!”

“Oh that’s it.. I’m taking away your water privileges on turn ten!” Takumi seethed.

After a furious battle, Corrin, who is now magically a master tactician despite growing up locked in a tower, managed to take out the pineapple haired, bow wielding menace.

“Hahaha loser, get out!” Corrin said smugly. “If you do, we won’t kill you. Probably.”

“Gee thanks, you’ve all really proven yourselves trustworthy, especially after killing BOTH MY PARENTS UNDER THE GUISE OF PEACE!” Takumi snapped. “And our civilians!”

“How rude. Mommy should beat some manners into you!” Camilla gasped, her mommy milkers flopping everywhere because ✨ fanservice ✨

“Nah let him be mad. He’s justified. Still gonna make him suffer unnecessarily tho.” Corrin replied.

“If it weren’t for you, Mother and our civilians would be alive!” Takumi shouted, causing Corrin to glitch out.

“T-too m-m-much l-logic!!!”

Then Takumi was seized with a horrible headache and retreated, swearing vengeance for his mother’s murder.

“Wow he has issues!” Camilla mommy milkers exclaimed.

That night, Corrin scribbled into their diary instead of responsibly planning the next battle.

“Dear diary.” Corrin bitched.

“Takumi hates me for literally no reason. Wtf even is his problem?!

-Super Triggered.”

“OMG CORRIN! Have you planned for the next battle?” Jakob asked.

“SHUT UP JAKOB, I HAVE PLOT ARMOR!!” Corrin screeched.

Later, Elise fell violently ill and Ryoma refused to let them get medicine, and Corrin yelled at them that they were a jerk despite killing Hoshido’s queen, civilians, and terrorizing their kingdom (also Nohr kinda did the same thing in Birthright to Takumi soooo.. payback?) so they were forced to break a bunch of poisonous pots with only one healer. Then they encountered Takumi again while trying to quell a totally reasonable and expected uprising.

“Wow, dad’s kinda mean. I should just ignore it though.” Corrin remarked.

Hans decided to come and “help” after giving a totally fake apology in which Corrin was immediately like

“Ok, I believe you!”

“Yo.” Takumi said, shooting Corrin with an arrow.

“OH MY GODS THERE’S A PERSON HERE?!” Corrin screeched.

“I’VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME, MORON!” Takumi fired back. “I’m literally standing in the dark with a glowing bow!”

“You could have killed me!” Corrin whined, making Takumi face-palm.

“That was the point!”

Then Scarlet showed up.

“Wow, traitor.” Camilla mommy milkers whined.

“Corrin literally did the same thing.” Takumi deadpanned.

“OMG CORRIN!! LEAVE THEM ALONE THEY’RE PERFECT!” Elise simped.

“QUIET NOHRIAN SCUM!” Takumi snapped, firing.

“Wow ok hater. If you’d just have a reasonable discussion, my totally fair ruler of a dad would end this peacefully even though we keep launching unprovoked attacks on you.” Corrin said.

“If I kill all Nohrians, maybe this head pain will go away.” Takumi muttered, and everyone conveniently ignored Takumi’s obvious mental struggles.

Once again, Nohr won. Azura ignored Takumi’s clear signs of possession, Hans went on a killing spree, Corrin weakly protested in which Hans replied

“Nope. Daddy Garon said so.”

“Where’s the justice?!” Corrin gasped stupidly.

“Meh. Idk.” Camilla mommy milkers replied. “But Daddy Garon will kill me if I disobey so just ignore all red flags.”

“Ok, I believe you!” Corrin said.

Later, there was an assassination attempt on Daddy Garon by this songstress who looked and sounded exactly like Azura but totally wasn’t for some reason. After that Azura conveniently showed Corrin a magical crystal that showed them that Daddy Garon was GASP a slime monster!!!

Hm.. should I tell my siblings? Corrin pondered, then started glitching out.

“T-too m-m-much l-logic!”

Nah, let’s just destroy Hoshido and disregard everyone’s feelings. Especially Takumi. Screw that guy.

Corrin’s next “adventures” involved killing some guys for his boots (in the name of peace ofc), almost getting blown up by ninjas while also escorting Saizo through his suicide attacks for one measly speedwing. Corrin also had to take a good look for like an hour or so before using a dragon vein lest their army be cut off.

Then they saved the Hoshidan royals, everyone went OMG CORRIN!! (Except Takumi, who was so reasonably salty by this bs, he threw himself across the table when Hinoka asked him to pass the salt) Elise bullied Sakura, Corrin became a furry killer, Xander got beat up by some wind and a pack of Bolt Naginata using Falcon Knights. Oh, also Lilith died at some point and we’re all supposed to care for some reason.

Then Corrin beat up a small child (aka Sakura) in the name of peace, tied her up, and had her watch a bunch of defenseless soldiers get brutally murdered right before her eyes right after promising peace because Daddy Garon said so. And then at last came the fateful day that inspired this whole tale in the first place. Oh how differently it was going to end today. Because a devilish one-eyed thief paid our favorite second prince of Hoshido a nice visit and left him a nice little present…

“Ow, what the hell are these hard objects?!” Corrin yelped, ripping one out of their bare foot.

They were at the Great Wall of Suzanoh, aka Takumi’s wall of doom. Filled with the frustrated screams of Fire Emblem players alike. And at the very top of the wall stood Takumi in all his silver pineapple-haired glory, Fujin Yumi in hand.

“Your invasion of Hoshido ends now, Corrin!” Takumi yelled. “Everywhere in Hoshido is covered in LEGO. I hope you feel the excruciating pain we felt when you chose Nohr-“

“SCREW THIS! I’M PLAYING BIRTHRIGHT!!” Corrin yelled.

“You’re.. what?” Takumi asked in confusion, then Corrin performed an Emmeryn off the wall.

“…..”

Takumi watched Corrin fall with a neutral look on his face.

“Oh look..”

His expression abruptly shifted.

“..The trash took itself out. ..Wait.”

Then he saw Iago The Douche Bird Mage cackling with delight and fired an arrow, knocking him off the wall too.

“There.” Takumi said, his expression back to normal.

Meanwhile, Hinata was paging curiously through a book a certain daydreamer dropped during the fight.

“..Hey Lord Takumi? Some Nohrian weirdo wrote a romantic story about you and…. Prince Leo?! They called it.. Leokumi?”

“Oh, is that so?” Prince Takumi replied calmly, his hazel gaze shifting to Leo, who was calling Forrest a disgrace and calmly fired another arrow, knocking Leo off the wall too.

“Perfect.”

Then Takumi went to defeat Nohr, married the beautiful Goddess of Fate (named Robyn) then went to live happily ever after.

Niles: Meanwhile in someone else’s Fire Emblem Fates play through~

Happy April Fool’s Day lmao. Real chapter of Redemption will be out Sunday xD

[will-the-psychic-type-elite92]

You know what? Heck it. Headcanons time. It's hard getting all my thoughts coherent, so if anyone wants to ask about specific Headcanons I will do my absolute best to answer the specific Headcanons. (I just figured out how to turn anon asks on if people want to ask via anon instead of profile so teehee)

Below the cut is a set of Headcanons you can pry from my cold dead hands.

• The legendary pokemon giving their sign/emblem to Summer: upon zoning out she hears intense ambient/natural noises and getting like. Non existent sensations relating to the typing?? It's hard to explain that are mostly associated with the legendary

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----> When she obtained Raikou's Sign, she heard the boom of thunder the crackling of electricity, and she felt as if she'd been hit with like. A thunder wave. A bit tingly and "feeling" the excess electricity run its course. It was extremely scary at first, looking back on it.

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----> Zapdos was a similar to Raikou, only a LOT louder and more intense. It actually left her ears ringing for about a day afterwards, and the electricity feeling was just slightly more intense than the one with Raikou

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----> Entei’s wasn't as bad, all things considered. She could hear the roaring and crackling of a fire, and "felt" the warmth of the fire against her, though it was a pleasant warmth.

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----> Moltress, again, was a louder fire roar, and the "fire heat," was admitted worse. Not the levels as inside the Volcano, but between that and what was felt with Entei

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---> Suicune's (When I'm not writing with my friend who we agree gets to befriend Suicune instead) she hears the cascading of a waterfall, and can feel a cool wind from the north. Suicune's was probably the most pleasant experience

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----> Articuno was the howling wind of a blizzard. And the temperature drop she felt definitely reflected that. Like. It was enough of a drop to bypass the temperature regulation material of her uniform. Definitely not an experience she wants to repeat

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----> GOOD GOD HO-OH. I DON'T know how to explain the sound associated with their sign. Other than like. It's the noise in media that's heavily associated with like. White light. Heat Noise??. Is that a name for it?? I just call it the White Light Noise. Anyway the sensory feeling... she can't explain it. Honestly, that encounter is really such a blur after the capture. It was A Lot to process in the span of like 5 minutes. She never fully processed it but she's doing her best

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---> Lugia. Pretty much just. Sealife ambiance, and see felt as if she was under the water. That's like the simplest one. Guardian of the Sea go brrr

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---> Latias... the legendary she shares the deepest bond with. The only one to actively make physical contact when sharing her sign. In that she gently nudged her head against Summer's. In that moment, Summer felt as if she was in the sky, feeling the wind against her. Which, is her favorite feeling.

I know you technically get the sign from the involith, but still. I had to include the lady of all time.

Celebi is the outlier in that their sign wasn't associated with noise or sensation. But Celebi is baby and deserves a mention.

IF ANYONE IS INSANE ENOUGH TO READ THIS ENTIRE THING??? HI YOURE SO COOL. TYSM FOR READING ME RAMBLING ABOUT SUCH A WEIRD SERIES OF HEADCANONS I HAVE

[plumoh]

lay down your burdens

Rating: G

Wordcount: 2642

Summary: “What I’m trying to say is that… you look more bothered about your arm when you’re wielding my weapons. Specifically the Binding Blade, so maybe don’t force yourself to use it…?” / Roy asks Diamant about his scar.

Note: AO3 link. You know how Diamant had a fire magic accident when he was younger and Roy has a flaming sword? yeah.

Engaging with Diamant, as opposed to other warriors, feels natural—Roy is extending himself to become Diamant’s sword and armor, protecting him while also making him stronger to take care of their enemies in one sweep. Each Emblem has different assets, which aren’t suited to everyone’s fighting style; while Roy is more than happy to provide assistance and protection to Princess Ivy, he knows that he isn’t the most compatible with her. Alcryst says that he benefits greatly from the power Roy is lending him, but there is still something not quite right when they’re engaged, even if he’s the second prince of the kingdom that has watched over Roy’s ring for generations.

This feeling of wrongness is an oddity that is shared among many of the Emblems, even Marth, who has arguably been around far longer than any of them. Engaging with someone develops a bond that cannot be replicated easily with the next person who decides to use the ring’s power. But an unbreakable bond is just as dangerous as a weak bond—some stories tell the tale of warriors and Emblems who lost themselves when their partner fell in battle.

Roy knows that. Some tools are only meant to be tools, but the human nature is to love. He can’t think of anyone deliberately trying to avoid becoming friends with the person they’re engaged with. It is also difficult to fight in an army without caring about the people that constitute it. For an Emblem, ignoring their warrior’s feelings and resolve is a tall task; they become one.

Which is why Roy is keenly aware of Diamant’s heart hammering against his ribcage like it wants a way out whenever he brings out the Binding Blade to set a part of the battlefield ablaze. Roy wouldn’t call it nausea, but it’s a near thing—Diamant is doing his best to remain calm and to direct his attack at the exact location it is needed, but the effort that is required looks far too taxing to be healthy.

“The path is secured!”

Diamant wipes the sweat from his brow with the back of his hand, and grimaces when the metal of his gauntlet scrapes his skin. There’s only the slightest frown on his face when he looks at his gauntlet and sees that no blood was drawn. He sighs, takes a slow breath, and readjusts his grip on the Binding Blade. His fingers are firm around the sword, but the uneasiness never leaves. Roy should make Diamant disengage for him to regain his composure, but they’re in the middle of the battlefield and a new wave of enemies is rushing them.

So Roy keeps quiet and watches, as Diamant calls forth the fire of the Binding Blade while flinching away from it.

Roy, since he can’t exactly fidget when he’s incorporeal and not touching ground, hovers. Micaiah waves her staff and the bright green light closes most of the cuts on Diamant’s arms and face. She smiles at him and floats away to heal the next person. Diamant lets out a sigh, stares at his left arm for a moment, then pulls down his sleeve.

“What happened to your arm?” Roy asks before he changes his mind.

He’s seen the dark mark running across Diamant’s skin. On hot days, he’s seen the way Diamant purposely rolls up the sleeve of his left forearm just enough to avoid exposing the mark, while the right sleeve goes all the way to his elbow. This is a scar that Diamant isn’t proud of.

Diamant glances at Roy, his face not showing any kind of surprise, though his eyes shine with a glint of resignation—and Roy frowns at the sight.

“Sorry, if you don’t want to answer that’s totally fine,” Roy says. “The… bruise caught my attention a few times before and I got curious.”

He didn’t mean to be so blunt in his question, but if he waited any longer, he would never ask.

“I suppose it’d be impossible to hide anything from an Emblem who has lived with us for so long,” Diamant says, smiling.

Roy’s lips tug upwards at Diamant’s casual tone, but his stomach twists into knots. Even if Brodia’s royal family has protected Roy’s ring for decades, Roy doesn’t personally know them. He recognizes them through their aura, he can sense the purpose that runs deep in their blood, but he has started to get to know them only these past few months.

Getting to know someone and fully trusting them takes a long time. However, Roy won’t deny that a special bond is keeping them together, like they are truly destined to fight alongside each other.

“You know that as an Emblem, I can feel what you are feeling when you use my ring,” Roy tells Diamant. “So. It seems that you’re not entirely comfortable. Uh.”

Roy falters, bringing up a hand to rub the back of his neck. Now that he’s actually broached the subject, the words are failing him and he thinks that it might not have been the wisest decision. Diamant clearly doesn’t want people to notice the scar on his arm for some reason, and Roy, even as his partner in battle, can’t just demand an explanation.

The knots in his stomach transform into a heavy weight as he realizes that even though their bond is steady and strong, if Diamant is always on the verge of passing out when he’s using the Binding Blade, then maybe they’re not that compatible after all.

“What I’m trying to say is that… you look more bothered about your arm when you’re wielding my weapons. Specifically the Binding Blade, so maybe don’t force yourself to use it…?”

"Roy.” Diamant lifts up a hand and that effectively makes Roy stop rambling. “You don’t have to worry so much. I’m not angry or upset you asked that question.”

Diamant cradles his arm closer to his torso, like he is trying to protect it a little while longer. That doesn’t make Roy feel any better.

“I think I’m simply self-conscious about this injury,” Diamant continues. “I’ve had it for a long time now, but it is evidence that I’m not as flawless as people think me to be.”

“Is that… truly a bad thing?” Roy asks, frowning.

Diamant sighs. “I suppose not. But most days, it is difficult to remember that those close to me won’t think any less of me because of one injury that I sustained years ago.”

Diamant tries too hard to act and stand like the formidable, unwavering prince who does nothing but train to protect his kingdom. These are qualities that befit princes, without a doubt, but the pressure he’s putting on himself is going to crush him one day. Roy would know.

When Roy looks at Diamant, he sees a friend before a prince, but people have often told him that his dislike for rank doesn’t necessarily reflect well on everyone—some nobles think him impertinent, commoners find him out of touch with reality. He and Diamant aren’t as close as he’d like them to be; sharing a similar status is clearly not synonymous with sharing the same values and priorities. Roy isn’t sure how his words would help Diamant, a man who has built around himself a barrier of forced self-confidence.

“I know soldiers who are proud to show off their scars,” Roy offers instead.

“A lot of warriors in Brodia are the same,” Diamant answers. “I’m not ashamed of my scar, but every day I am reminded of my weakness.”

“You’re not weak.” Roy’s reply flies out of his mouth before he can even think it.

Diamant casts him a small smile, certainly to show he appreciates the comment but he’s not believing it yet. He extends his arm, then slowly unclasps hi armbrace one belt at a time before rolling up the sleeve of his shirt.

The scar is no bigger than the width of a small dagger, located right in the middle of Diamant’s forearm. The passing of time made it dark red, almost brown. It’s obvious healers concentrated their efforts on treating it, but the attack must have been of incredible force if it left such a mark even years later.

Roy glances at Diamant, looks at the scar, then at Diamant again. He’s seen this kind of mark before, during his battles against dragons.

“Did someone burn you?”

“No, not exactly,” Diamant says, looking down at his arm, and Roy feels a weight lift off his chest. “It was an accident. When I was younger, I was training with fire magic and got careless.” Diamant looks back at Roy. “Ever since I got that injury, I’ve been afraid of magic, and specifically of fire magic. It sounds kind of silly when I tell you that, right?”

“From the looks of it, it was a very powerful spell. Dragon fire leaves similar marks if it’s not treated properly, and getting injured is never a good memory.”

It was hard at first to understand how dragon magic worked and how to efficiently heal the burns, which resulted in many soldiers going home with scars. Roy wishes that they could have done more for these soldiers.

“Is that why you’re hiding the scar? The memory of the accident must have been terrible.”

“It’s not entirely because of the memory itself. I’m… truly afraid of fire magic. I’m not exaggerating when I say this is my weakness.”

A hot wave of determination overwhelms Roy in a snap, and he takes a step forward, gesturing wildly at Diamant’s arm.

“You can’t say that, Diamant. You say you’re afraid of magic but you’re still fighting in the war and holding your own against mages! I’m not calling that weak.”

He’s spent so long being attuned to Diamant’s feelings during battle—his desire to protect, his quick thinking when in a tough spot, his ability to always summon the right weapon at the right moment. Roy remembers most of his past wielders, who were always invigorated with the knowledge of being able to use a fire-based sword. Just like Diamant, they were all courageous and headstrong in their own way; they all went to the front lines with the reassurance they were accompanied by an Emblem.

This is Roy’s role. He’s an Emblem giving strength to his wielders and turning the tide of a battle, but he is first and foremost a support for these warriors.

“If anything, if you’re always afraid when you’re using the Binding Blade but still succeed in winning a battle, then you’re one of the bravest people I’ve met.”

Diamant is staring at him with disbelief, mouth hanging open. It’s not fitting of a prince at all. If Roy still had a corporeal body, he’d be shaking Diamant’s shoulders with both hands and try to physically shove those words into his skull. Roy himself has been called stubborn and blind to his own behavior, and without the help of his companions, he’d still be an awkward ball of nerves unable to stand his ground.

“I hope you know how much strength it takes to fight while scared,” Roy finishes in a low voice.

Just as it suddenly overtook him, the burst of energy vanishes right as the last word leaves Roy’s lips.

Silence falls between them, stretching long enough for it to become uneasy. But Roy doesn’t regret his words nor does he wish this conversation turned out differently. He crosses his arms over his chest, attempting to hide his urge to fidget under that tense atmosphere. Even after a year of working on his body language, controlling his nervous habits remains the most difficulty task.

Finally, after what felt like hours, Diamant lowers his arm and directs his eyes at the scar instead. His face doesn’t betray much; he seems to have retreated into his own mind.

“That injury will most likely never properly heal,” Diamant remarks, pensive. “I’ll bear it all my life.”

“It is most likely, yes,” Roy replies, thinking about the scars that Dieck and Garret can’t hide and have accepted as part of themselves.

“I try to be the perfect prince that Brodia needs. I’ve always thought that if people saw this scar, they would think I wasn’t worthy of the title of heir because I had a clear disadvantage against mages. Brodia is a kingdom of hardened warriors, after all.”

Then Diamant lifts his eyes, and something much more appeased settles on his face.

“But no warrior is infallible.”

Roy grins. “That’s right. And no heir is alone in their journey to become the ruler they want to be. Asking for help isn’t a weakness either.”

“I suppose an Emblem would know that better than anyone else.”

“The others also faced similar struggles, talking to them would be very insightful. I learned a lot from them.”

Even before getting acquainted with a younger Aunt Lyn, Roy befriended Marth and Ike; two heroes whose legends apparently crossed time and dimensions. They might not have led the same kind of campaign or lived the same experiences, but from one general to another, they had many pointers and ideas to exchange—and Roy is always eager to learn more about battle tactics. He’s had longer discussions about doing what is right and how to rebuild a nation with Lucina, though. And Micaiah knows a thing or two about different peoples learning to coexist.

Diamant nods, and he rolls his sleeve back down to cover his arm.

“I’ll probably talk to Alcryst first, if the opportunity arises. He’s always saying he’s weaker than me and is nowhere near my level. He’s wrong, of course.”

Alcryst could also use a pep talk, Roy thinks.

“Alcryst will be surprised to learn his brother isn’t as indestructible as he imagines, but not in a bad way,” Roy says, then pauses. Backtracks immediately. “I mean, it’s not good you’re not indestructible! But you’re not a superhuman, that’s what I want to say!”

“I know what you mean,” Diamant laughs.

There’s no doubt Diamant never imagined that Brodia’s precious ring would house someone who still stumbles over his words. Roy groans.

“You see, I might have been the general of my country’s army, but I can’t even hold a conversation without making a fool of myself.”

“Well, I’d say the majority of the conversations I’ve had with you were reasonable,” Diamant indicates with a hint of teasing.

“Speaking in clear sentences is still something I’m working on…”

“Then let’s do our best, shall we? You’re working on your speech, I’m working on my fear of fire magic. We can achieve our respective goal together.”

It’s always reassuring, in a way, to see that rulers weren’t born perfect—all of them had to struggle and to work hard to erase as many of their visible flaws as possible, without stripping themselves of their humanity.

Roy lifts a hand and summons the Binding Blade in a flash of light. Diamant blinks at it.

“I’ll teach you how to protect yourself from the fire of the sword and how to face fire attacks,” Roy says. “It won’t be as thorough a training as the ones you’re used to, but I hope it will help.”

The corner of Diamant’s lips curls upwards. He extends his hand, palm up, and Roy deposits the Binding Blade on it. The sword takes on brighter colors upon the contact.

“I’d be honored to have you as a teacher, Roy.”

“And in exchange you can give me some tips about speaking with absolute confidence.”

“That sounds like a honest deal.”

Maybe Roy read it all wrong. He’s not incompatible with Diamant; they both have abilities they need to improve on, and what one lacks, the other can cover it. It is only natural to accept help and kindness from comrades and friends.

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

hi! if it's alright, could i request a matchup for obey me or honkai star rail?

pronouns: they/them (i use both neutral and masculine terms)

sexuality: bisexual, on the aromantic spectrum.

intp-t, 9w1 / capricorn sun & moon

appearance: nineteen years old, 4'11, thin build. very pale skin, but i get freckles when i'm in the sun. i have blue-grey eyes, and have deep circles under them. i have blond hair that's chin length, and it waves a little at the ends– it's also known to be really soft. my clothing style is very casually goth, though sometimes it leans towards the punk aesthetic as well. i have a really bad rbf, so i have to actively change it to make people more comfortable around me.

likes: history, mythology, video games, anime (especially slice of life or psychological horror), thunderstorms, stuffed animals, and having a routine.

dislikes: noisy environments, making eye contact, people who don't clean up after themselves, and butterflies.

personality: people tend to know me as either a cheerful, energetic and outgoing person or as someone who's quiet, anxious and indecisive– usually, the former is with people who don't know me well, and the latter is reserved for closer friends. i'm very good at blending in with people and pretending to be more social than i actually am, but it drains a lot of my energy. i'm hardworking– but only with subjects i'm interested in, and tend to ignore things that i find boring. i enjoy routine and keep to a fairly strict one each day– i get really uncomfortable when it gets disturbed. i get anxious very easily, especially when interacting with others, and constantly worry about how i'm seen. although i'm usually not too talkative, i can talk for a very long time about the things that i enjoy, and have tons of trivia/fun facts stored away to pull out whenever they're needed.

hobbies: mainly video games– fire emblem, persona, hsr/genshin, and pokémon are some of my favorites. i also enjoy writing horror stories, but get nervous sharing them. i like to go biking or jogging, and usually do one or the other once a day. i'm a musician, too– i play the trumpet and compose my own pieces for fun.

hopefully this is okay? if not, feel free to ignore it! either way, thank you for reading this, and i hope you're doing well <3

Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! Sorry it took a while; I'm just getting over being sick. I hope you like your matchups!

In Obey Me, I match you with...

Thirteen loves watching psychological horror anime with you! That is totally up her alley. She also really likes slice of life but she's got a reputation to uphold.

Makes sure to help you avoid loud situations. She's planning all of her pranks now so that they include a muting spell. It has the added bonus of making sure the victim can't lecture her afterwards, so really, it's a win-win.

Thirteen is also a very outgoing person but understands that you need time to recharge.

I see Thirteen as someone whose love language is physical touch and quality time so she'd love to spend time with you while you're recharging just relaxing in comfortable silence.

Enjoys playing video games with you. Thirteen is a fan of survival horror games like "Dead by Daylight". I also see her as a fan of psychological horror visual novel games like "Doki Doki Literature Club".

Thirteen can be a bit messy sometimes, leaving things around her room. But she's not a slob and she cleans up regularly. If she knows it annoys you, she'll try to put things back in their places when she's finished with them.

In Honkai Star Rail, I match you with...

Another one who would love to play video games with you. Stelle's a fan of anything that counts as a video game. She's not picky about what you play, as long as you can play it together in some way.

Stelle knows some people (March) can be pretty loud sometimes so she'll always make sure she knows where a quiet place is nearby so she can take you there to recharge.

If she's busy with a job or can't leave where she is, she'll usually ask Dan Heng to accompany you. He's the quietest person she knows and she trusts him to look after you while you get your energy back.

Of course, she'd rather go with you herself. She's not a huge fan of loud noises either so she'd like some peace and quiet herself.

Would watch horror movies with you. Be warned, she has a tendency to laugh at bad acting or bad special effects.

Stelle would also love to read your horror stories if you're comfortable letting her. She's got nothing but praise for your writing. She thinks you're very clever for writing such interesting things.

[blue-scorpion-king]

Pretty Cures VS Millennium; The most unlikely of clashes.

This is one of the craziest crossovers I have ever imagined, and typed out, in my life. Ever. This is how I imagine the fight between two unlikely opponents. An group vs another. Two groups from series in completely different tones. And two different genres. Outside of my crossover universe too.

Trigger warning: Millennium is made up of Nazi vampires, even with that the Major doesn't follow the philosophy of Nazism. Only wanting to start war so he can have fun.

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The fight between the Pretty Cures, the beloved magical girl warriors, and Ze Major and his organization, Millennium (Hellsing). This is how I imagine the clash would be like, in Yokohama, like with some All Star events, through some pictures and complete German said amongst the Millennium vampire soldiers/soldaten. And it happening at the early hours of the night, right when the moon is a bit ways up in the sky. After a long day of fun for the girls, being at their final spot, the Cosmo Clock 21 ferris wheel. Where the sudden explosions and fires startle the Cures and everyone else. And they see this Zeppelin, the LZ-131 Deus Ex Machina, in the sky.

(Note: But without Hellsing or Iscariot around.)

That crazy Major is actually doing it. He will bring an war to the Cures and making this attack feel like an WW2 airship attack. The first wave of V1 rockets, and V2 rockets, shook the city of Yokohama and the people has already started their running from the sudden chaos. But, the Pretty Cures have already transformed and scale some buildings around Cosmo Clock 21 ferris wheel to stand on their roofs. Some looking absolutely frightened, but trying to keep themselves upright, and others look furious. The first time they encountered The Major at Yokohama's Hikawa Maru ship museum is nothing like right now. Sure, his evil beliefs and his plan to just have an 'fun' war with the Pretty Cures, for the heck of it, is sickening. But, the girls thought he would be like the other villains they have fought. Tonight, they have been proven very wrong.

Especially with dealing an whole army group worth of one million Nazi German vampires. (Where the Zeppelins are big enough in this scenario to hold 333+ thousand people.) (Unlike in canon Hellsing for this situation, in 2024, not 1998.)

The Letzte Armee des Führers (Last Army Of The Fuhrer).

"Jaaaaa. Die stadt ist jetzt hellwach und verängstigt." "Bereiten Sie die nächsten 10 Salven nachgerüsteter V1s und V2s!" "Bereiten Sie sich darauf vor, den Vampir fallen zu lassen Waffen Schutzstaffel!!" "Und auch unsere Drehflügler und Artillerie." "Vergessen Sie nicht die Zugübernahmen." "Jawohl." So, the Pretty Cures split up in half for civilians to be evacuated and taken to safety, while the others fight these undead vampire German soldaten in one of their strangest and yet, intense fights to date. Especially with that they are actually getting shot at, causing a lot of dodges and close calls.

And seeing all of this evil group's 120 four rotor Fa 223 V3 Drache helicopters, not just the Nazi vampire troopers, drop from the 3 Millennium Zepplins. Alongside the 100 stolen, refitted, and Millennium emblem painted Apache helicopters, but renamed as Himmelsaxt (Sky Axe). Alongside rolling artillery guns and machine guns for positions because they have to deal with the Yokohama police, the 'gun otakus', the Buddhist & Shinto religious personnel even, with items and weapons that can harm vampires & other monsters like them, being holy, blessed, the such, even with not being linked to Christianity, like with the magic Pretty Cures, and even the Yakuzas in this city. Not just their prime Pretty Cure enemies.

AND taking over a lot of trains to use to get around too.

LZ-131 Deus Ex Machina, or the 'Sea Lion' (The Major's command airship). LZ-132 Eisenwolfen (Commanded by Zorin Blitz). & LZ-133 Himmelstiger (Commanded by 'Dandy Man' Tubalcain Alhambra & Schrödinger).

All fire proof. No Hindenberg the 2nd when it comes to the Pretty Cures who have magical fire and lightning.

While the 200 Horten H.IX V2 fighter-bombers are dropping bombs from an higher altitude than the Zeppelins.

Even hearing some screaming over an police car that an U-boat type submarine has been spotted by the coastal guard.

One within an fleet of 15 Type VIIB U-boat type submarines to be exact. All of the U-boats the Deux Ex Machina had.

But, they have their magic power and martial prowess to get through this rather gothic sounding night situation. They have to fight and beat down these vampires who dare and try to harm and end lives. Not demotivate, corrupt, or cause despair through magic. Facing the falling vampire Waffens, the clashes were immense with gunfire, rocket fire, and dashes of high vampiric speed mixed with the Pretty Cures' movements. -Though, even with handling the Nazi vampire soldaten well enough, the Pretty Cures would have fear in their face. Since their enemies in this situation are all absolutely ferocious.

And that the vampire soldaten an secret energy boost pill in their pocket to keep going when they are battered, but not out for the count. A pill that was once used by so many soldiers. Pervitin. (Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmOg2ZvUvQY) + (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NazN5WcXwio) + (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coqmaPilyGg)

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[Kanagawa Children's Medical Center]

One V-Waffen: "Verdammt ihr rüschenmädchen! Wenn man bedenkt, dass wir von Leuten wie euch zurückgedrängt werden, statt von den kaiserlichen japanischen samurai." Cure Grace: "You are trying to crush this city and everyone in it! With no remorse in those red eyes of yours! I wouldn't forgive that!" "I can't allow you to drink the blood of everyone!"

Through portable radios: "Männer! Meiden Sie die Pretty Cures, deren Magie mit Licht verbunden ist, darunter Cure Sunshine, Cure Sunny und Cure Soleil." "Sie haben die Bilder aus dem Geheimdienst schon Wochen vor dieser Nacht gesehen." "Versuchen Sie nicht, sie anzugreifen, es sei denn, es ist unbedingt nötig." "Diese Mädchen gehen mit der größten Schwäche eines Vampirs umher!" "Aber Hauptsturmführer 'Hunde', der sich um keine Sonne sorgen muss, & Oberleutnant Rip Van Winkle würden es mit ihnen aufnehmen! Ihre Muskete und ihre magische Kugel würden sie von ihrem Licht fernhalten." "Allerdings könnt ihr Cure Moonlight angreifen, da Zweiterleutnant Alhambra auf dem Weg zu ihrem Standort ist. Er will mit ihr Karten austeilen." "Also los, Männer!" "Ich wiederhole: Versuchen Sie NICHT, sie zu bekämpfen!" "Jawohl!"

[Mutsukawanishi Elementary School]

Rip Van Winkle: "Bastler, Schneider, Soldat, Matrose." "Meine Kugel bestraft alle ohne Unterschied." "Und es wird die Musketenkugel Ikarus sein, die gegen die Sonne erfolgreich sein wird!"

Cure Soliel: "*Gasp!* Sunny! Look out! Below you!"

I V

[Mutsukawa Nichome Fureai Park]

Cure Sunny: "You wanna go, wolf man!?"

Cure Rouge: "We are jumping him! We need to! Never have we faced such an fierce opponent, Sunny!"

The Captain: "..."

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[Roof of the Kanagawa Children's Medical Center]

Cure Rosetta on her phone: "Sebastian. Any status on the hijacking attempt on their radio line?" "Yes, madam. But, it is all in German and it will take some time to re-familiarize myself with the language. I will get back to you when the full transcripts are done." "For now, they are avoiding Pretty Cures that are linked to the Sun, except for an 'Hound' captain and an musket wielding first lieutenant." "And these vampires soldiers, along with an 2nd Lieutenant Alhambra, are speeding towards Cure Moonlight's location at Rinko Park." "I know I should be there in Yokohama. But, no one didn't expect this attack. Especially with me back in the manor." "I know. We are trying our best, even with all of our first times getting shot at from real guns and rockets." "Nazi German guns more specifically. As shameful as this is to say, I have seen them up close in my youth." "Shameful because of the alliance back then?" "Yes, madam." "I am not just saying this as an butler to his master, but also coming from the heart." "Do beat those abhorrents that dare to attack our country after their defeat nearly 80 years ago."

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[Yokohama Children's Nature Park]

"Cure Moonlight gefleckt auf voraus! Panzerfausts anordnung, männer!" "Zweiterleutnant Alhambra wäre jeden moment hier, aber beeilen sie sich nicht" "Jawohl!" Cure Moonlight: "In the name of Yokohama, the light of the moon, and the night, I will cast you all out."

Within the Deus Ex Machina: "Es läuft besser, als ich gehofft hatte. Das ist ausgezeichnet! Ich wusste, dass diese tempowechsel die richtige Entscheidung sein würde!" ("Things are going better than I have hoped. This is excellent! I knew taking this change of pace would be the right choice!") "Lassen Sie nun die Panther Vs per Fallschirm fallen, eine ganze Panzerkompanie, , aktivieren die Haunebu II Untertasse, und lassen Sie die Messerschmitt Me 262 fliegen." (Now, drop the Panthers via parachutes, a whole tank company worth of them, plus some more, activate the Haunebu II saucer, and let the Messerschmitt Me 262 fly.)

Those in the 50 Panther V tanks as they are fling out of the Zepplin: "Sieg heil zu Major Montana! Panzer Vor!"

[The area of the Hagiwara Tax Accountant Office corporate office block]

Further chaos was made like napalm dumped from an drum barrel to an fire when the Millennium dropped Panther tanks got parachuted to the streets. And the Pretty Cures, the ones who are still evacuating and guiding civilians, including highly scared children, to safety, while the others are fighting the vampire soldiers, have to deal with real, shell firing tanks now. Everyone is their targets. No exceptions and the implications makes some the magical warriors sick to their stomachs. These soldaten turned undead, self-forged fighting machines truly fit the moniker of monsters. More than any monster of the day or week that the Cures have fought to this point. Too many close calls for them to experience without feeling their spirit flare with righteous anger. Including Cure Miracle, in her Ruby Form alongside Cure Magical, catching an tank shell with her hands to quickly throw behind her, which it explodes.

An Unteroffizer screams: "Fuer!" Cure Magical gasps at the continuously firing of the tanks , even with the destruction of many of them before this moment. They are trying to overwhelm both her and Cure Miracle.

Cure Miracle when she caught the Panther V tank shell with her fiery hands.

"You monsters!! You will not take the lives we have sworn as Pretty Cure to protect!" "We are stronger together than any of you vile vampires! Back in your war and right now!"

"Hol sie!"

While 120 Panzer IVs, 50 Tiger 1s by the sides of the 50 Panther Vs, and even 30 fully functional Mauses got parachuted down to the warring streets of Yokohama.

And all 10 *Rattes* that Millennium had. With hidden black magic embedded in all of them in order to make them lighter in weight.

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[The skies above central Yokohama.]

And above the streets of the city of Yokohama turned warzone, Cure Sky dodges large bullets and flies really fast to out-move the Me-262 jet fighter plane, who is doing a dogfight with her. As much as this scene looks like an fever dream to the civilians below. Cure Sky: "You are going down, monster in that plane!"

-Specifically, the Me 262 HG-III high speed model of the Me-262 fighter jet.

"Übernehme das Kommando auf der Deus Ex Machina! Cure Sky ist in meinem Visier! Ich fange mit dem Luftkampf an! Wünsch mir Glück!" ("To command on the Deus Ex Machina! Cure Sky is in my sights! I am commencing the dogfight! Wish me luck!") From the Haunebu II saucercraft flying to the dogfight: "Ich habe deinen rücken!" ("I got your back!")

And after Cure Sky manages to take out both aircraft, the Major orders an massive wave of 100 other Me-262 HG-IIIs to overwhelm Cure Sky. Speeding from the Deux Ex Machina alongside an ton of V1 and V2 rockets, all heat seeking their target. With the aircraft acutely aware to let the rockets go after Cure Sky ahead of them and keep their distance until they all explode and just fire at her. Along with the remaining 80 Horten H.IX V2 fighter-bombers coming from their high altitude.

Though, other Pretty Cures who can fly, and who can shoot projectiles mainly, comes to her aid soon after.

An Luftwaffe Hauptmann, ordering his men after he got his direct order from Ze Major, and overlooking the fighter jets in the zeppelin deck: "Piloten!" "Das geheime 29. Düsengeschwader, die Hell Bats, wird zum ersten Mal seit fast 8 Jahrzehnten dort draußen fliegen!" "Dies ist unsere Zeit bei dieser Operation!" "Unsere 101. Me-262 und einzige Untertasse wurde von der Pretty Cure, die durch ihre Magie fliegt, ausgeschaltet!" "Aber das waren nur 2 Flugzeuge!" "Sie kann nicht hoffen, die Macht von 100 Me-262 und 4.000 V1 und V2 zu überwinden, abgesehen von den geplanten 10 Raketenwellen." "Also, raus da und lasst sie auf den Boden stürzen!" "Sie wird hinterher für einige von euch Jungs ein Appetithäppchen sein." "Hehehe..."

("Pilots!") ("The secret 29th Düsengeschwader, the Hell Bats, will fly out there for the first time in nearly 8 decades!") ("This is our time in this operation!") ("Our 101th Me-262 and only saucer has been taken out by the Pretty Cure who is flying through her magic! Cure Sky!") ("But, those were just 2 aircraft!") ("She can't hope to overcome the might of 100 Me-262s and 4,000 V1s and V2s, separate from the planned 10 waves of the rockets.") ("So, get out there and plummet her down to the ground!") ("She will make an appetizer for some of you boys afterwards.") ("Hehehe…")

And he gets in his own personal Me-262 as one of the 100 jets.

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Along with an whole PG-13 worthy horror stealth part of the fairies trying to get to the Kanagawa police station, sneaking in the streets and ruined buildings, at the spots where the Pretty Cures aren't there, too busy fighting, where the Major also ordered the destruction of the fairies. So they wouldn't get in the way. Including the sneaking fairies that aren't stuck with their Pretty Cures, like having an form of being their transformation devices or something else important. Sneaking at the eastern port of Yokohama and north to the Kanagawa police station, which the officers there are still defending.

Even with Milky Rose coming in to help the fairies out at an 7-Eleven store, south of the Yokohama Anpanman Children's Museum. 7-Eleven Yokohama Minatomirai 4-chome. Where the Katabira River dual-bridge has to be crossed to get to the police station.

"Wir wurden angewiesen, diese Schöpfer, die offen gesagt wie wandelnde Spielzeuge aussehen, zu finden und zu eliminieren. Auf Befehl des Majors. Selbst gegenüber Leuten wie ihnen zeigen wir keine Gnade." ("We were ordered to find these frankly walking toy looking creators and eliminate them. By the Major's orders. We show no mercy even to the likes of them.")

"Festhalten. Ich glaube, ich habe etwas gehört." ("Hold on. I think I heard something.") The fairies seeing the soldaten about to drain an unfortunate intact man of his blood andddd due to the left ear of Pollun sticking out, even in hiding, they got spotted. Right before Milky Rose comes around the corner. Forcing the fairies to use the environment and their small sizes to get around the intense sonic speed of these vampire nazi soldiers. "Heh! Halten Sie ihn genau dort. Wir werden eine Gallone zu trinken bekommen, Jungs. Erst ein Schnitt in den Hals." "…" "HEY!! Sie sind da drüben! Bewegen sie es!" ("Heh! Hold him right there. We are going to get an gallon worth of drinking, boys. One neck slice first.") ("…") ("HEY!! They are over there! Move it!") "Diese Hafengewässer sind nicht gesegnet! Wir können darin schwimmen! Hol sie dir! Los! Beweg deinen Ar**-!" ("These port waters aren't blessed! We can swim in it! Go get them! Go! Move your a%^!") "Nervige F$-%e!"

(Referencing the 1st Raid movie a bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8j5IA0L_MI)

Until, finally, after getting driven back and having to maneuver creatively, the Japanese Self Defense Force arrived to aid civilians, the Yokohama city police force, the Yakuza, and the Pretty Cures.

Along with blocking the way to the north part of the city, making an blockage border to keep the Millennium soldaten out. Where this border is made up of three major spots: The area around Zoorasia, Kanagawa University General Grounds, & Anzen.

(With scenes in my head referencing the Gate JSDF anime, but with that these enemies know guns, dodges bullets, and aren't stupid/ignorant of what they are up against.)

Along with Sebastian, Cure Rosetta's butler back in the Yotsuba family mansion home in Oogai Town, where he dons his old WW2 era lieutenant uniform. An uniform he wore from 19 to 21 years old, from 1943 to 1945. Coming in not just as an butler, but as an British man who have fought the Nazis back then. As the only survivor of his platoon since the siege of Berlin.

With his guns and sabre, which he blessed at an church from rumors of vampires while at Berlin. And he blessed his bullets at the local church of Oogai Town before making his way to help relief the JSDF and get to Yokohama as quickly as he can.

Even though he knows he is just an normal, but fit old man at this point, which the Millennium vampires are still stronger than even his capable self at age 100.

[The streets around the Kanagawa Police Station and the department building itself]

An vampire Untersturmfuhrer: "Ohhhhhhhh! Ich hätte nicht erwartet, dass jemand wie Sie, Leutnant Sebastian Raidwalker, als einfacher Mensch hierherkommt! Ich kann Ihnen nur sagen, dass Sie 100 Jahre alt sind und jeden Tag auf die Knie fallen werden." "Sie haben es mit Metalltüren brechenden und mit Überschallgeschwindigkeit rennenden Vampiren wie uns zu tun!" "Sie und diese kränklich aussehende Selbstverteidigungstruppe. Dieses Land wird durch seine eigenen Verträge gelähmt und hat nie eine richtige Armee aufgestellt, um sich gegen Angriffe wie diese zu verteidigen." "Wie dumm können Sie sein, alter Mann, hierherzukommen und zu versuchen, gegen uns zu kämpfen?!" "Schon damals in Berlin mussten Sie Ihren Körper bis an die Grenzen verausgaben, um einen von uns geheimen Vampirtruppen auf Befehl des verstorbenen Führers zu töten?!" "Und auf Befehl des Majors!?" "Ja!" "Was für eine Frechheit Sie nach all den Jahren haben."

(I didn't expect someone like you, lieutenant Sebastian Raidwalker, to come over here as an mere man! I can just tell you are 100 years old and any day now, you will kneel over. You are up against metal door bending and super sonic running vampires like us! You and that sickly looking self defense force. This country being crippled by its own treaties and never raise an proper army to defend itself from attacks like this. How stupid can you be, old man, to come here and try to fight us?! Even back in Berlin, you had to put your body to the limit to kill any of us secret vampire troopers by the late Fuhrer's orders?! And the Major's orders!? Ja! The gall you have after these years.)

Sebastian, his blessed officer sabre drawn: "Be silent! Keep your venomous words behind your abominable teeth." "I did not come here to hear your verbal graveling. But to face those who should have stayed dead. Those who are the reason why all of my platoon is dead. Except for me."

"I could have an wish for one last bout of combat to protect, but I got specific orders from my master and her parents to never die." "Orders are orders." "And for my British pride, and duty, I will make sure you will join your Fuhrer in *hell*."

"Wie kannst du es wagen, du alte Fotze!? Jetzt geht es los! Ich werde dafür sorgen, dass du gebrochen wirst, weil du uns Kreaturen der Nacht trotzt!"

("How dare you, you old c**t!? It is on now! I will make sure to break you for defying us creatures of the night!")

Cue 'Survival on the Street of Insincerity' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ODUgCCUcI).

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Meanwhile, at the southern part of Yokohoma, the other Millennium Zeppelin, the LZ-132 Eisenwolf, captained by one of its elite vampire commanders, Zorin Blitz, grits her teeth in frustration, now that her grin is gone upon the 4th wave of V1 & V2 rockets were all shot down by the magic projectiles of several Pretty Cures that sniped all them rockets. Cure Aqua, Cure Sword, Cure Beauty, Cure March, Cure Selene, Cure Peace, Cure Sparkle, Cure Flamingo, & Cure Twinkle in her Shooting Star dress, wielding her Crystal Princess Rod.

The plan to land troops outside of Yokohama, at eastern Kanagawa, quickly make the way around to the northwestern part of Yokohama to take it, is getting thwarted like this.

"Argh! Mach das Licht an!" ("Turn on the lights!") "Ja, Oberleutnant Zorin!"

Inner thoughts: ["Diese Mädchen haben es geschafft, die Raketen mit bloßen magischen Pfeilen und Kugeln abzuschießen? So stark wie Flugabwehrartilleriegeschosse?"] ["Dass diese Kinder solche Zauberkräfte haben, ist ein problem. Und dumm, egal, wie man es dreht und wendet. Einschließlich ihrer spielzeuge."] (["These girls managed to shoot down the rockets with mere magic arrows and spheres? As strong as anti-aircraft artillery shells?"]) (["These kids having magic like this is an problem. And stupid no matter how you look at it. Including their toys."]) ["Aber kein so großes Problem. Sie werden früh genug wissen, was Erschöpfung bedeutet. Sogar so genannte legendäre Krieger wie diese müssen eine Ausdauerbegrenzung haben."] (["Not that big of a problem though. They will know on what exhaustion is soon enough. Even so called legendary warriors like these has to have an stamina limit."])

"Oberleutnant! Das radar hat viele punkte innerhalb der explosionsrauchwolke entdeckt verschmelzung!" (First Lieutenant! The radar has detected a lot of dots within the explosion smoke cloud amalgamation!) "Was?!" ("What?!")

["Ach, komm schon! Mit allen umgehen?"] ["Ich dachte, wir hätten sie zwischen der Eisenwolf und der Deus Ex Machina aufgeteilt! Sie haben es geschafft, die Zahl der verdammten Zivilisten, die getötet wurden, zu minimieren!? Und haben sie es tatsächlich geschafft, einige der Kommandeure zu besiegen? Ich habe in den letzten 15 Minuten nichts von Rip oder Captain „Hund“ gehört. Oder von den beiden Piloten."] ["Verdamm!"] ["Jetzt müssen wir uns weitaus mehr mit Zahlen auseinandersetzen als mit diesen vor Erschöpfung umfallenden Mädchen! Und weg vom geplanten Konflikt des Majors im Deus Ex!"] (["Oh, come on! Dealing with all of them!?"]) (["I thought we got them split between the Eisenwolf and Deus Ex Machina! They managed to minimize the number of damned civilians that got snuffed!? And did they manage to actually defeat some of the commanders? I didn't hear anything from Rip or Captain 'Hund' for the past 15 minutes. Or the two pilots."]) (["Now we have to deal with numbers far more than these girls dropping from exhaustion! And away from the Major's planned conflict in the Deus Ex!"]) "Zielen Sie mit der 5. bis 8. Welle der V1 und V2 auf alle! Und schalten Sie ihre retrogradierte Wärmesuchfunktion ein! Ich gehe nach oben, um mich persönlich um diese Kinder zu kümmern, die sich als Helden ausgeben." "100 Waffen des Star Scythe-Trupps, ihr seid bei mir. Bringt außerdem bewegliche Artillerie und alles, was ihr tragen könnt, mit." ("Aim the 5th to 8th wave of the V1s and V2s at all of them! And turn on their retrograded heat seeking function! I am going up top to deal with these children posing as heroes personally.") ("100 Waffens of the Star Scythe squad, you are with me. Also, bring up movable artillery and whatever you can carry."] "Ja, Oberleutnant!"

Cure Grace: "Give it up! It is 50+ of us Pretty Cure against you!" "Nein." "Nicht nach fast 80 jahren, um ein Land niederzuschlagen, das schon nach dem Treffer einer einzigen ultra-power-bombe gekniffen hat." "Die pure Feigheit eurer Vorfahren!" "Und jetzt werde ich euch alle niederschlagen, die Schlingen unten bereit." "Selbst wenn ich dafür von eurer dummen Sonnenmagie getroffen werden muss!" "Ich, Oberleutnant Zorin Blitz von der Werwolftruppe von Millennium, dem letzten Bataillon Deutschlands!" "Und der Major WIRD seinen Krieg haben!"

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The Zorin Blitz & 50 Vampire Waffens VS The many Pretty Cures fight, on top of the Eisenwolf Zeppelin, consists of 4 'stages' with each an Pretty Cure team fighting Zorin mainly to wear her down before exhaustion gets them down first. While the other Pretty Cures take care of Millennium on the ground, trying to get the Zepplin. And Zorin being really aggressive, running the fades, even with getting a lot of hit. Like Recoome and Nappa. (Teams are based on the Pretty Cure All Stars F movie, but different; While being the main focus Pretty Cures of this whole situation.) 1) Team Butterfly (Who took care of the general fighting Millennium force, at the central part of Yokohama): Cure Butterfly. Cure Earth. Cure Milky. Cure Macaron and the rest of the Kira Kira Pretty Cure La A Mode. Cure Yell. Cure Sunny. Cure Dream. Cure Rouge. Cure Lemonade. I [The zeppelin starts to take heavy damage] V 2) Team Miracle (Who took care of the heavy armored Millennium force at the western part of the city, while keeping the border blocked): Cure Mint. Cure Majesty. Cure Ange. Cure Felice. Cure Flora. Cure Rosetta. Cure Miracle. Cure Magical. (Both in their Sapphire Style forms.) Cure Sunshine. Cure Moonlight. I [The zeppelin burns from within, with very high metal melting temperatures, plus the explosion damage, and falls to the ground] V 3) Team Prism (Who took care of the sub-naval Millennium force & the captured trains; Alongside the JSDF, at the southeastern part of the city): Cure Prism. Cure Muse. Cure Finale. Cure La Mer. Cure Grace. Cure Aqua. Cure Sword. Cure Beauty. Cure March. Cure Selene. Cure Peace. Cure Sparkle. Cure Flamingo. Cure Twinkle, in her Shooting Star dress & still has her Crystal Princess Rod. Milky Rose. Cure Echo. I [Abandoned block of buildings; Like the last fight of Spider-Man 2002] V & 4) Team Sky (Who took care of the aerial Millennium force, in the skies above the central part of the city): Cure Sky. Cure Wing. Cure Happy. Cure Precious. Cure Summer. Cure Black. Cure White. Cure Bloom. Cure Egret. Shiny Luminous. Cure Soliel.

At the aftermath of this shockingly long fight, this back and forth between the Pretty Cures and Zorin, this 6'7" brolic vampiress of illusions and running fades, she is ultimately vanquished by an Cure Soliel finisher, Virgo Soleil Shoot. But everyone who fought her are truly, and mostly, bruised all the way to week. With the confrontation with Ze Major in his Zeppelin being similar to Major's last scene in Hellsing and all that. Ending this crazy situation finally.

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Seven rocking songs for the Pretty Cure VS Millennium situation, besides both the official Pretty Cure and Hellsing OSTs (Both 2001 anime and Ultimate OVA music): 1) Broken English (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtO__69R9J0). 2) Overkill (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRzuex6I6lI). 3) Magnolia (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-esfckE_sQ). 4) Feel It (https://soundcloud.com/roger-mendez-959831962/feel-it-yasushi-ishii). 5) The Winner (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB8TFMAWhpY). 6) Scars (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRnpiT1fjOo). & 7) 'Bravin' Bad Brew' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k_i7t2OCnQ)

+ Some guest music tracks from Yasuharu Takanashi, including this track from Fairy Tail, plus + 1 tone.

'Last Magic' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw_5WeryAQg)

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An crazy situation with Pretty Cures that you can make an whole long but entertaining All Stars movie out of.

Something like Pretty Cure All Stars M(illennium).

Or Pretty Cure All Stars Gothic Night.

Running at an abnormal 2 hour, 48 minute runtime.

AND an actual PG-13 rated Pretty Cure thing. Not R Rated because you know, Toei, and all that. Even with the existence of Kamen Rider Amazons.

And not that much stock footage being used.

With a twist too: No toy lights in this hypothetical All Stars event of madness.

-Where an unorthodox art style choice, for Pretty Cure, would be Kouta Hirano's art style. The creator of Hellsing. Not the Pretty Cure art styles. Even with the different Pretty Cures still having elements from their seasons.

~The Bat~

[big-sapple]

Chapter 7: The Secrets Between

(Zagreus is in Byleth's body, no one else knows)

Zagreus wants to see Thanatos.

After getting up the courage to face him, he prays to him several times. It doesn’t work. He’s not sure if he’s doing it right, having never prayed to a god from the surface. Or maybe it’s just that Thanatos doesn’t want to see him.

It eats at him.

It’s not the only thing bothering him. Claude hasn’t brought up the fact that if Zagreus had been where he was supposed to be, he wouldn’t have lost six very busy days of getting his burgeoning rebellion together. Oh, and almost died. And potentially had a blood curse thrust on him, or something.

Byleth, where are you?

He gets Claude caught up on everything that’s happened in the last six days. Which, honestly, isn’t a whole lot. Repairs are well under way, and making steady progress. But without Claude around, people start looking to Byleth for guidance. And without Byleth around, Zagreus tries to defer as much as he can to less weighty projects.

Which is to say, he follows Hilda around.

“Professor, are you alright?” Hilda’s expressions always look half sincere, half pitying. Or maybe that’s just the way she looks at him and Claude.

“As well as I can be under the circumstances. Why?”

“Are you feeling anxious, being separated from Claude?”

Damn, is it obvious?

“I’m concerned, yes.”

“'Concerned’? Is that it?”

Oh, she’s teasing Byleth.

“He’s been asleep for almost three days, Hilda.” He’d come to learn that this was, in fact, not normal.

“Yeah, but Manuela says he’s going to be fine.” She waves it off like it’s no big deal, but then she gives him a face that is all pity, “It kind of seems like you’re trying to avoid being alone.”

Oh, he is. Just not for the reasons Hilda seems to think.

“I’m feeling a bit lonesome.” He says, and it’s a bit more honest than he intends.

“Aww! Why didn’t you just say so? I’d love to be your buddy.” She grabs him by the arm and pulls him along.

And that’s more or less how he’d spent his days leading up to Claude waking up.

That and trying to find answers.

Which there are frustratingly few of here. Do all mortal institutions have such a vague idea of their deities and their powers?

But now that Claude is back, he can start implementing all those schemes of his. Which he largely does without Byleth’s input.

Part of him is relieved that he’s not expected to participate. Fewer decisions for him to potentially screw up. But another part of him feels a little left out. Aren’t Byleth and Claude good friends? Isn’t she part of this plan? Is this just how they are with each other?

[harmonie-writes]

The Buccaneer Queen pt. 12

Pirate! ATEEZ x pirate!fem Reader

Genre: fantasy pirate AU, future romance

Warnings: angst, language, potential violence, gore. The characters in this story are purely fictitious and do not portray actual people.

AN: italics are thoughts

Word count: ~2.2k

Summary: Women are considered bad luck upon the vessels that sail the Seven Seas. Before you became the captain of The Astraea, a witch of sorts cursed you and the crew leaving a physical mark upon your chest just above where your heart would lie. Anyone that sees the Black Standard flying on the black and gold ship knows that they have stumbled upon the Armada of the Damned which is piloted by the Buccaneer Queen.

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Previously on The Buccaneer Queen:

“Of all times to be without a storm,” you mumbled, pulling the brim of your hat lower over your eyes. Releasing the wheel, you turned to look at the man of legend. “Didn’t you say Yeosang had something to show me?” you asked as you moved towards the stairs.

“He must be piecing them together in your cabin,” Hongjoong stated, stepping up to the helm with his eyes focused on the sails.

“Ah, I see.” Turning on your heel, you started to make your way down.

Hongjoong smiled slightly, trailing his finger on the patterns in the helm before letting his hands grasp the wooden pegs. At his touch, the ship surged forward, cutting through the water faster than the ship was meant to go.

Catching yourself with the railing, you turned back to look at Hongjoong, and a smile stretched across your face.

Hongjoong’s eyes wandered to see you staring. “What, did you not believe me?”

“No, no, it’s just that seeing the legend to be true is much more impressive.” You gave him a smirk before going to find the young navigator.

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Silently stepping into your quarters you watch the blonde navigator piece together pieces of paper on your desk. Deciding it was time to make your presence known to the unsuspecting man, you wrap your knuckles against the door frame causing Yeosang to bang his head on the lamp hanging above your desk.

"For the love of every good and holy in the world- was that necessary?" Yeosang asked, pressing fingers tenderly to the top of his head.

You couldn't stop the giggle that slipped past your lips. "I'm sorry Yeosang. I didn't think I'd startle you that badly," you told him, as you slid into place behind him glancing at the table. "So, what do we have here?"

Removing his fingers from the goose egg that was forming, Yeosang directs his attention to the map in front of him. "This, this is the map of legend. One that many pirates have searched for but have never been able to find."

"Wait," your eyes scan the papers in front of you before they settle on the torn fragment. Lifting the paper to your face you can't help but run a thumb over the small emblem that adorns it. "Is this, is this supposed to be the map to Wonderland?"

"That's what Hongjoong and I both believe to be, the only piece missing is the compass," Yeosang confirms.

"How did Hongjoong ever manage to come across this map?" You ask, placing the torn parchment back on the table.

Rubbing his jaw Yeosang looks away from the map in front of him. "Truthfully, no one knows. He never bought it, and it was something that was never looted."

"So, you're saying it just magically showed up?"

"To put it simply, yes." Yeosang fixed his gaze back on you. "The map showed up on the Treasure one night after a raid, but we weren't looting maps. We went for supplies like gunpowder."

"And no one decided to bring this legendary piece with them?" You asked, gesturing broadly to the map. You just couldn't wrap your head around it. Magic. You've seen it, it's just hard to believe sometimes.

"No, we had no idea this even existed until it showed up. We had ransacked the place below deck and then lit the ship on fire, even watched it sink below the waves," Yeosang explains, shaking his head.

Huffing slightly, your eyes dance over the weathered pages. How is it that they came to be on the Treasure? "Guess our destinies were truly lined up to begin with," you mutter.

"I guess so," Yeosang gives a small shrug before pointing to a piece on the map, "what we don't know yet, is where this land mass actually is."

Your eyes follow his index as it travels across the paper and landing on an island with a giant stone door sketched on it. You squint your eyes at the landmass before turning on your heel to the shelf that occupies the other wall in the cabin. Yeosang watches with curious eyes as you wordlessly shuffle through the stacks of parchment before you turn around with several other maps in hand.

"How is it that this map here," you point to the map currently laying on the table before rolling out a new one over it, "doesn't match any other map? Nor has anyone ever seen this strange island."

"For as long as we've had the map in our possession we don't know, but," Yeosang hesitates slightly before turning to you, "I think it might have something to do with you."

"Me?" Your question was left unanswered, and you plopped yourself in your chair with elbows resting on the desk. Yeosang stood quietly off to the side of your desk waiting to hear anything else you might have to say about the discovery. Although he is more surprised when you roll up the maps you brought out, and hand him back the pieces that belonged to Hongjoong. "Not a word of this to anyone, except for the three of us. Understood?" When he hesitates to answer, you ask again more firmly, "I asked, Do you understand Yeosang?"

"Crystal, Captain."

Nodding once you look at the wood grain of your desk deciding what the next course of action would be. "For now," your eyes meet those of the blonde navigator, "We stick to the current plan. Retrieving the compass from the Treasure. Then and only then will we discuss further action on the map."

Nodding in agreement, Yeosang bows his head slightly before making his way to your cabin door. As the door shuts with a click you finally let your shoulders sag.

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Curious eyes spy the navigator from the rigging before landing gracefully behind him.

"So what's with the long face?" San asks, falling into step with Yeosang.

Heaving a sigh Yeosang looks over at San, "Just, just Y/N being hard headed as usual. She's been more tense lately is all." Yeosang takes a quick peek at the green haired man before picking up his pace. "If you'll excuse me, I need to speak to Hongjoong."

"Uh, alright? I'll see you then?" San waved lamely at the back of Yeosang's retreating figure.

"What was that all about?" San turns his head to see Yunho and Seonghwa emerge from below deck.

"I wish I knew, but I think it has to do with the captains," San said, making his way back to the rigging.

Sharing a knowing look with Seonghwa, Yunho follows San back to his post.

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Seonghwa watches as the two clamber up the ropes of the mizzenmast before trailing behind Yeosang to the helm. Glancing up at the helm he sees that Hongjoong is at its head, the oceans breeze at his call. Letting his mind wander as he stares out over the blue water before joining them. It wouldn't be long before they make it back to Port Royal, the place that they were imprisoned and also set free from only to join another crew. Freedom my ass, Seonghwa thinks with a shake of his head turning away from the vast expanse of ocean.

Climbing the last steps to the helm he catches the tail end of what Yeosang was saying. "-retrieve the compass, before we move on." Single eyebrow raised, Seonghwa coughs to make his presence known.

"Come to join us?" Hongjoong inquires, shifting his gaze from Yeosang to the raven haired quartermaster.

"I suppose that's why I'm here," Seonghwa answers, sliding to Hongjoong's right side. Only to receive a hum of acknowledgment from the short captain. "So, we're sailing back to Port Royal, I take it?"

"Captain's orders," Hongjoong answered, eyes moving to look at his remaining crew members hanging from the masts before looking at the compass that's brandished into the railing next to the helm giving it a slight turn to head east. "Shouldn't be too long, at most three days at sea."

It was silent between the three of them before Hongjoong looked at Seonghwa, "Keep course for Port Royal, I'm going to speak to our lovely Captain." Turning on his heel he left the quartermaster and navigator alone at the helm.

"So, what exactly is the compass needed for?" Seonghwa asked, stepping up to the helm trying to appear as nonchalant as possible.

"Hm, it's something that Hongjoong believes we need and so does Y/N," Yeosang answered, giving the side of his head a level gaze.

"I see."

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Rapping his knuckles on the wood frame of the captain's quarters Hongjoong pushed his way through the door to see your chair turned to the window at the back of the cabin. "You seem lost in thought," Hongjoong states, sitting against your desk at your side.

You only hum in acknowledgment, eyes watching the waves form back together as the boat cuts through the water.

Hongjoong thinks for a moment before deciding to rest a hand on your shoulder to brush your hair away from your neck, "How are you feeling today?"

Finally shifting your gaze to him you let your posture sag. "In all honesty, I feel pretty terrible, even with the herbs Jamey had brought me."

"Will you be able to step into port once we get there?"

Scoffing you give him a glare, "Of course I'll set foot in Port Royal. I'm hurting not dying, and it's not like I can die anyway."

Frowning at your comment he lifts his hands in surrender as the both of you return to sitting in silence.

The silence wasn't uncomfortable, but it was enough for you to not like the silence that was left in the wake of your comment. Sighing you turn your gaze back to the man in red. "I didn't mean it like that, I just can't let the crew see this side of me."

"You mean they don't know?" Hongjoong asks, giving you an incredulous look.

"Mr. Aggus and I thought it would be for the best if the crew didn't know the extent of the curse. Didn't want them to worry more than they already were," you murmured, shifting your gaze away. "Now, the only people that know about," you gesture to your neck, "are Jamey, now you, and Mr. Aggus who took it to the grave."

With a slow nod he tries to understand from your point of view. What would it be like for him if he had to deal with a curse like yours? Would he have only a few he trusted in as well?

"How long until we reach Port Royal?" You ask, trying to shift the subject away from the tension that you had created.

Taking the out you had given him, he answers, "Normally, it would take us about a week's time, but with the wind at our control we should hit landfall in about three days."

"That blessing of yours truly is fascinating," you sigh, trying to imagine what it would feel like. Sitting up a little straighter you decide to pursue that thought, "what is it like?"

A small smirk touches the other captain's lips, "what's what like?"

Groaning you give him a small shove, "your blessing you ass. What's it feel like?"

Hongjoong grows quiet for a minute as he thinks about the blessing that was bestowed upon him many years ago. "Somedays it feels like a breeze just under the surface of my skin, almost like it ripples over still water. Other days," he pauses, "other days it's like a hurricane rushing over me that it's overwhelming."

"I see," you answer, feeling content with the answer he'd given you.

You both settle into a comfortable silence before a soft knock is heard causing you both to turn around and see a head of blonde hair pop around the corner.

"Mother, I brought you your dinner and medicine," Jamey enters, carrying a small plate and a glass to you.

"I'll leave you be," Hongjoong says, taking his leave.

You watch as he closes the door behind him before turning your attention to Jamey. "Thank you Jamey," you bring the cup of mashed herbs closer to you with a grimace, but stop as you notice that Jamey is fidgeting. "Is everything alright?"

"Seonghwa, he, when we went into town to get the herbs he went missing, and when he came back he was acting differently?" Jamey mumbled, fidgeting with his fingers.

Leaning forward you pressed, "Different how?"

"Just strange, like he saw a ghost or something."

"I see," you murmur, "thank you for letting me know. I'll keep an eye on him. If anything strange happens, be sure to tell me alright?"

"Yes mother," Jamey gives you a quick nod before making his way to the door.

What could've spooked you that bad Mr. Park? You wonder.

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part one ; part three

-> Pairing: Corpse Husband x Fem!Reader

-> Genre: Fluff, Slight Angst

-> Warnings: Hate Comments, Self Doubt, Anxiety, Cursing

-> A/N: thank you for 1k notes on part one! i’m so glad everyone likes my work. it’s really nice getting this much love after taking a hiatus on my fire emblem writing blog. i hope y’all enjoy it and stay on the lookout for part three!

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Two weeks.

It’s been two weeks since you joined Sean’s Among Us stream.

While that was your first public appearance, you had joined three others after that and already you were blowing up on almost every social media platform you had. The attention was kind of nice, you had to admit, but sometimes the anxiety of becoming a public figure weighed heavily on your shoulders.

During that time, you turned to your friends who were used to such scrutiny: Sean, Felix, and now Corpse, who you’ve been talking to every day for those two weeks.

It was another one of those nights where, at 1am, you were on Facetime with said man. His screen was dark, as usual. He hadn’t shown his face yet and you respected that. You didn’t need to see him to talk to him, or be his friend, or develop a slight crush on him. All of which you did.

The call was relatively silent on your end. Corpse was on Facetime with you, yes, but he was also on a call in Discord, once again playing Among Us.

You often wondered if playing that game was all your new friends did anymore.

You stayed quiet, letting Corpse play the game and avoiding his fans finding out about your call. You had college work to finish anyways, so the silence was rather helpful.

“We should ask Y/N if she wants to play. I wanna meet her.” Sykkuno’s voice rang out from the Discord call. He was right- you’d never met him. He and Corpse seemed extremely close, though, so you’d love to talk to him. A friend of your crush friend was a friend of yours.

“She’s busy tonight.” Corpse responded.

“Yeah, she’s got an exam coming up- wait, how do you know?” Sean joined in, questioning Corpse.

“Uh, I mean we’re on Facetime right now, I guess.” Your heart sped up- now his fans knew. “She’s studying. We’re just hanging out.”

“Didn’t you guys ‘hang out’ last night as well? It seems like you’re trying to take my best friend away from me.” Sean joked back.

“I mean, I definitely am.”

Your breath caught in your throat. What was that supposed to mean? Sean was obviously kidding, but the tone in Corpse’s voice wasn’t the one he used when he was joking as well.

Felix suddenly butted in. “Ooooh, I think Corpse-y has a little crush.”

“And if I do?���

Y/N.exe has stopped working.

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Three weeks, now, that you’ve been talking to Corpse daily.

One week since Corpse’s crush comment and one week that you’ve endured countless mentions and tags on Instagram and Twitter, constantly talking about #CorpseY/N.

You didn’t really mind the shipping, often losing yourself in daydreams about driving those two hours down from your apartment in Los Angeles down to San Diego and running into his arms. It didn’t help when he mentioned wanting you to come visit one day.

You just worried about how Corpse felt about them. He was still relatively new to blowing up on the internet as well, his fame suddenly skyrocketing in the past few months, so you weren’t sure if he was comfortable with them. You didn’t want to bring it up, either, fearing that the discussion would make things awkward between the two of you.

For now, you were rather content with just scrolling through the #CorpseY/N hashtag, looking at the pictures and nice things people had to say about you both.

“they’re so cute when they talk to each other, you can just tell Corpse meant it when he said he was trying to steal Y/N away.”

“#CorpseY/N is my new favorite thing. Everyone shut up this is all I’ll be talking about from now on.”

“God why can’t they just be together already? #CorpseY/N”

Everyone was so supportive and sweet, it almost made you feel like you already were Corpse’s girlfriend. Although your heart hurt when you were brought back to reality, you couldn’t help but love the comments that everyone left. They were amazing.

Until they weren’t.

There are always two sides of the same coin. Along from the supporters and their loving actions, there were also those who seethed at the idea of you and Corpse.

They scrutinized everything about you to the point that you made your Instagram account- already with 30k followers- private.

Haters talked about you. Your body, your personality, how you weren’t worthy to even talk to Corpse and the rest of the Youtubers, and so much more. You’ve spent many nights with your Facetime mic muted so that Corpse couldn’t hear the small sobs coming from you.

These thoughts were almost always on the back of your mind, but you were sometimes able to push them away.

Like now- as you focused on your exam. Well, tried to focus. There comes to be a time where one can only hear so many negative things about themselves before they can’t ignore it anymore.

But alas, you tried your hardest and finished your exam, before walking out of the room and pulling out your phone. Now, you had a break before your new classes started and you’ve never been more relieved. You pulled up a certain contact and clicked on the message icon, beginning to type.

you:

i’m finished! up next, a break.

corpse:

I hope you did well. How long is your break?

you:

two weeks!

corpse:

Come spend it in San Diego

You stopped in your tracks, taken aback by the offer. You really didn’t think that he’d invite you over, but you weren’t about to complain. Instead, you sent back an ‘I’ll pack tonight :)’ and rushed home to do just that.

Corpse called you as you packed, just like he calls every night. You were used to the routine now, often falling asleep around 3am as he stays on the phone, doing whatever he does with his ruined sleep schedule until you wake up and say good morning.

Tonight, however, you were too jittery to sleep. You stayed up all night with Corpse, talking about anything and everything, like usual.

What wasn’t usual, though, was how distracted he sounded. It made you nervous- was he having second thoughts about inviting you over? Was something wrong?

Your thoughts nearly overwhelmed you, forcing you to say something.

“Are you okay, Corpse?” You tried to hide the small shake in your voice.

“Hm? Uh, yeah, yeah, everything’s good. Why?”

“It doesn’t sound like it. What’s going on? You’re acting off.”

His side of the phone was silent for a moment, before he let out a sigh. “I’m just thinking about what I’ve got to do before you get here tomorrow. Like, cleaning and stuff.”

“Pshh, that doesn’t matter to me.” You waved your hand, even though he couldn’t see it in the darkness of your room.

“It’s just that, my apartment isn’t… the best. It’s small and there’s only one bedroom and it’s kind of shitty. I just don’t want it to be even more shitty.”

“Corpse, I’m coming there to spend time with you, not your apartment. I don’t care what any of that shit looks like. I’m going to be looking at you and hanging out with you. Not your apartment.” You didn’t mean to go on a tangent of reassurance, but you truly meant all of your words. “Hell, I might not even see the apartment because I already know I won’t be able to look away from you.”

“I- God, give me a minute. That took me off guard.” He laughed. “But thank you. I may not even be able to clean because I’ll be distracted too.”

“By what?”

“You, standing in front of me, in person.” You could hear the smile in his voice. “That’s a fucking dream come true.”

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[cloudninetonine]

*walks in, awkwardly waves, walks off after leaving note* Hey there, how do you do today? Hope you're well and having a nice day!

Uh

Something something, Time reacting to this album:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY5f8vtstsfgEwkQAYv1OyLmzKF7MyvTa

That is basically a musical of the phases of his journey during the events of Ocarina of Time, and Player having to explain how fan content is a thing, or maybe Player once acted in a musical based on Ocarina of Time with these songs and there's a video on her Switch or phone, and also the Chain being floored at how hard guitars can go

Or Wild reacting to these:

https://youtu.be/gnT8ra9a2eI

https://youtu.be/Y_LHnXPlinI

In that order, Player once again having to explain fan content, but Wild probably being touched/floored people care for him enough as to make songs about his journey, cause Time he can understand but him?

Or he remembers Player used to hum or sing Into The Wild before and after difficult situations or at least non specific lyrics as a way of comfort to his entire situation, it's a touching but jolly song, kind of like a shanty or some of those old folk songs, so it probably helped lift his spirits right up whenever he felt down, or at least offer a measure of comfort.

Something something, Player who has amazing voice control and an Ado/Jane Doe from Ride the Cyclone range (like, lady goes so hard, those high notes are implied to be the characters screams and she does it while suspended, girl goes incredibly hard), like the kind of person who can do voice mimicry really well because maybe they're a voice actor/singer or reach really high notes or those low, guttural growled out sounds you wouldn't expect to come out of a human throat and they're absolutely a gremlin about it, just able to make those high screams and roars or pure unadulterated rage on command. Imitating anyone they can feasibly get away with for the kicks with maybe Wind or Wild throwing suggestions into the ring, or mimicking Legend's voice back at him when he's being a tsundere. Getting into growling contests with Wolfie and actually surprising the Chain that they actually sound wolf like, things like that.

It's all fun and laughs until one day the Chain needs a distraction to maybe ambush a monster or Yiga camp, Player goes "I got this boys", goes perch on a tree or something, takes a deep breath and either just, screams loud enough to wake the dead or sound like a Poe or Redead, or somehow mimicks a lynel's roar or Volvagia's roar, and makes both the monster camp occupants AND the Chain jump. Player continues doing so during the battle to cause confusion (maybe imitating Dink out of spite for maximum stun damage if he's in the area), and then just cackles themselves like a maniac after it's over only to start coughing, their throat will probably be sore for a while afterwards but honestly? Absolutely worth it, can they do it again?

... Now I'm thinking about Cadence of Hyrule Link joining the Chain for some reason, and him and Player getting along purely because he already dealt with a similar deal so he's probably the least suspicious of the Link's when they say they're from another world, that or because of Players vocal range they bond over music tastes and the intricacies of it because his game is all about music. That or a Player that either has an Azura/Shigure from Fire Emblem Fates deal going on, or an Utah Utah no Mi deal.

Eh, maybe I'll elaborate it on another ask, kind of sleep deprived and have coursework to do.

Anyway, thank you for answering ny previous asks! You're a lovely human being and I hope you're having a good day!

-A Very Awkward Anon.

Hi VA! No need to thank me about the ask! I also hope you're having a good day!

Okay, but those songs were beautiful thank you for sending them to me!

I can see Wild being flattered about the songs! As he probably struggles with the idea that he wasn't able to stop the calamity 100 years before but these songs about him being strong and such, it helps him in a way, to know that people still think well of him even after he "failed."

Time is mixed in a sense because, while he's heard songs, books, and theatrics of his journey never to this depth, not about every second of his journey so while he tries to keep indifferent it makes him a little self-conscious that people know about his story in this depth, even with Player's reassurances.

Mentioning musicals has gotten me listening to them in the background- Okay but with the imitation thing, instead of Player screaming like a redead they imitate Kogha's voice to get the yiga to piss off.

"Sir? Where are you?"

"Hiding of course! You think I want to face nine heroes of Hyrule!?""

Player, well, play the roll well and the others are impressed.

(First, isn't Cadence Hyrule Link Legend? I'm sorry if I'm wrong!) He'd definitely be the most chill though, Player's also definitely introducing him to their music.