#but if it's a really good playlist i won't b too picky

[divinesouldariax]

Hey. Send me playlists full of good, blorbo-ifiable songs that I can steal from.

[hangeslefteye]

HAHAH if you’re going to send me the whole alphabet obviously I’m going to send it back (if you’re comfortable and able! Of course it’s a lot so feel free to pick and choose or ignore!!) but could I get the alphabet for Reiner?? 👀👀👀👀 I love how you write him xoxoxo

Thx for the ask <3 Aaah Rei <3 Everyone's fave :D I support bi Reiner supremacy so I made it gender natural I hope y'all like it <3

Reiner-NSFW Alphabet

A for Aphrodisiac [What always turns them on?]

I hate to write this but any type of physical touch -including hugs,pecks- would make him a little hard but especially so if their s/o is unaware of that.

B for Bondage [Who gets tied up and how?]

Him xD He doesn't mind getting tied with a leather belt,rope etc. I can't imagine him going in for crazy BDSM type of bondage but hands/wrists will do great.

C for Cuddling [How do they cuddle after sex?]

A teddy bear </3 Cuddles are a must after sex and he's the type to lay on his s/o's chest/stomach.

D for Dirty [How do they dirty talk? What do they say?]

Ummm,Let's say he's trying his best :D He really does but it ends up hilarious so he gave up andd... he'd just praise his s/o's body on how tight they are,how big boobs/ass they got etc. (even if it's not <3)

E for Exposed [What is the most daring place they’ve had sex?]

I can't imagine him too adventurous with this one but he'd appreciate beach/forest/outdoor sex.He's in as long as it's somewhere romantic but somewhat private aswell.

F for Favorite [What do they find sexiest about their partner?]

Honestly,it's enough of a turn on if he's with the person he likes </3 So their partner being unapologetically themselves is enough. I'd say sincerity? İf it makes sense.He wouldn't be in for porn star type of fake effort.

G for Graceful [What is the weirdest position they’ve tried?]

He just manhandles his s/o into whatever position he feels like xD While he's unaware, his partners are pulling off acrobatic oral sex positions xD

H for Hands [What do they do with their hands during sex?]

Caressing.Caressing everywhere his hands can reach.He's quite touchy-feely when having sex.

I for Imagination [What do they fantasize about?]

Pegging xD When he feels comfy in a relationship he'll let their s/o know :)

J for Jazz [What’s their go-to sexy song/playlist?]

I made one already.

K for Kink [What’s their secret kink?]

Edging/Orgasm denial/ruining.Their s/o must discover it themselves or else he won't speak about it :)

L for Lingerie [What kind of underwear do they like to wear or have their partner wear?]

He's quite comfy with his body so he's the type to wear theme boxers/underwear on special days such as valentines day/halloween etc. And he'd love it if his partner went along but usually a simple lingerie -black- will do fine he's not picky.

M for Moan [What kind of noises do they make? What sounds do they like to hear from their partner?]

A whimperer amen He needs to hear his s/o moaning/whimpering to make sure he's doing an ok job but if his s/o praises him...he's a goner <3

N for Night [What time of day do they prefer to have sex and why?]

Anytime.He wouldn't like routine sex so always night/day would bore him.He'd initiate sex on different times to make it exciting.

O for Oral [Giving or receiving? Why?]

He's a giver y'all.He'd enjoy praising after a good cunnilingus more than having a bj himself.

P for Position [What is their favorite position(s) and why?]

Mating press Aside from any position that allows him to hold his s/o on air; face to face positions such as lotus.Seeing their s/o's mimics would turn him on even more and he likes intimacy.

Q for Quickie [How would they have sex if they’re in a hurry?]

Umm I don't think he'd like quickies he'd be more into slow,sensual sex but if his s/o wants he can go for it.

R for Role Play [What is their role-playing fantasy?]

Escort fantasy xD He's simply the type to have this fantasy xDD But I doubt if he could do it with a real escort.He'd like to act as if it's a meaningless,hook up sex.

S for Sexy [What would they do/wear to turn on their partner?]

Foreplay out of nowhere,that'll lead up to nowhere disguised as affection xD He loves getting edged and edging his partners.İf he's in the mood he can keep it going for days just to stop right before sex.

T for Trust [How would they implement rough sex or kinks?]

He'd be chatty about his kinks but rough sex would just happen in a moment when he's too horny to hold back.He'd feel guilty afterwards because he knows he should have spoken about it.

U for Under [Who’s in charge and how?]

He's a switch.He'd get bored of being submissive or dominant all the time.

V for Voyeur [What do they like to watch their partner do?]

He'd adore his s/o when they are asleep in their undergarments or...just naked.He somewhat intrusively likes seeing them vulnerable.

W for Wet [How would they have sex in the shower?]

He'd love it but he's clumsy xD Shower rug is a must <3

X for X-Rated [What kind of porn do they watch or read?]

Possibly gay or maybe a mixed group.

Y for Yummy [How would they involve food/drinks?]

This is a hard one xD Let's say plain old chocolate sticks.

Z for Zipper [How do they prefer to undress? Both themselves and their partner.]

Both as slow as possible D: He'd want to savor the moment.Also he's the type to enjoy clothed foreplay such as grinding.

Afternotes:He'd be a natural but a passionate one for sure <3

Taglist:@roseofdarknessblog @scumbagjaeger

[calmcoldevening]

Slashers and music

TW: no

Characters: Michael Myers (RZ), Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Vincent Sinclair, Hannibal Lecter

Ps: it is a small emagine, I just wanted to write something like this

Michael Myers

• This boy was very passionate about the Kiss band in his youth, so I wouldn't be surprised if such preferences still remained in the subcortex of his consciousness.

• An immortal classic, almost like Queen, so I can quite call it quite modern. Although later performers like Instasamka (it's russian singer, okay?) or Cardi B may very well confuse him.

• And are teenagers listening to this strange set of words now?

• Well, maybe he'll try to sort it out a little, or rather, he won't mind if you include some similar songs from your playlist, but he's clearly still stuck in his teenage phase.

• He will be very happy if there is a little rock on your list.

• In principle, he is not particularly picky. At least this strange music makes him think and briefly dulls the voices in his head. Michael can dutifully listen to this music, but if he really does not like the song, you will hear a dissatisfied chuckle or feel a pair of blue eyes on you, from one look of which the blood is covered with a dense crust of ice in your veins.

Jason Voorhees

• This cutie will definitely appreciate your musical taste in any of its manifestations.

• But still, it will be better if your music has a calmer character.

• I think he would like some melodies without words, calm and relaxing. Performers like In Love With a Ghost and Adrian Von Ziegler are quite suitable.

• Jason himself is quite reserved and calm, so with quiet music he will be much calmer. Rude songs can scare him or make him feel uncomfortable.

• But this boy is not against learning about modern art, if you really like it. Give him a little time and your player with headphones and in a good half hour he will tell you his opinion.

• This song is good for clearing the area from intruders, and this one is for your walks! The latter is more suitable for a rainy evening... And this one is okay, can I listen to it again?

• You can play random music from your collection to him, and Jason will show you cards with approval or dissatisfaction. In the end, both of you are still waiting for a long loving hug.

Thomas Hewitt

• Tommy is clearly not one of the timid ones.

• Although he may well call some performers stupid or rude.

• Thomas would appreciate Sabaton. I think he would even like that very playlist on military topics.

• This is a man who works a lot and hard, so suitable active music will benefit him, a working mood and all that.

• The victim falls on Hewitt's table, screams and wriggles. There is blood, guts, rotting pieces of flesh and mold accumulated in the corners of the basement, moistening the air. A good foot of water on the floor. And here he is, a monster, a cannibal, a maniac. He stands in front of an iron table, clutching a butcher knife in his hand. And in the headphones, covered with a mop of dirty black hair, an Three Days Grace is playing. Do you feel all this oppressive atmosphere?

Vincent Sinclair

• Set It Off explicitly for him.

• This man is a true connoisseur of art, so he will not mind understanding the modern meaning of the word.

• Your taste is very important to him in everything, from clothes to the decoration of your shared bedroom and meals. Do you particularly like this music? Honey, let Vincent paint this on canvas.

• He would really portray what he represents during the audition.

• Well, sometimes too loud modern music would cause him headaches, but Vincent is willing to be patient. Not to say that he is so old for such music. After all, he definitely listened to it on the victims' phones. Still, listening to what you suggested is much better.

• But no modern music can compare with your singing. Vincent is ready to listen to this for ages.

Hannibal Lecter

• This man is in love with classical music, so it is unlikely that he will really like something from the modern repertoire. Hannibal is a very deep person and evaluates with great attention what he eats or listens to. After all, music directly affects our mood.

• His music collection is quite wide, you can play any of the records he likes. Although no TV or gramophone will replace the sound of a live game. Still, you can use it anytime, honey.

• Hannibal would be happy to cultivate in you the same sense of the subtle and beautiful, although he will not interfere with your musical taste. From time to time, he may even listen to something from your favorites.

• As I said, Hannibal is very careful about everything that gets into his body, including music, so whenever you get into his house, a distinct sound of Rigutto Bruno or Claude Debussy comes from the living room. Just a fabulous atmosphere.

[cancerfairy]

𝚃𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝙲𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎

⌬ hates inconsistency!!

⌬ extremely loyal people

⌬ act calm and chill to others

⌬ will offer you food if they like you

⌬ will only do things if they want to

⌬ yes they're stubborn

⌬ give great advice and people usually always seek advice from them

⌬ can be kinda possessive but won't show it

⌬ literally cannot stop buying things

⌬ either they're good at saving or just blow their money super fast

⌬ look really good in hoop earrings (applies to all taurus placements)

⌬ they also look really good in gold

⌬ usually have almond eyes and square ish jaws

⌬ love to sing and listen to music

⌬ their playlists usually have love songs

⌬ these people can cook for sure

⌬ if they have cancer placements they might lean towards baking more tho

⌬ extremely creative and hardworking

⌬ they have an eye for detail

⌬ hard on themselves but won't admit it

⌬ they make others feel so comfy in their presence

⌬ these people usually have very big sweet tooths

⌬ some of them can be prone to diabetes

⌬ also these people either eat too much or eat too little

⌬ can be very picky with their food and textures matter a lot to them

⌬ usually have deepish voices

⌬ listen to music to deal with their emotions

⌬ sweetest and gentlest people ever

⌬ they're great friends

⌬ actual ride or die people

⌬ can be kinda greedy tho

⌬ these people are really funny too

⌬ if they have gemini placements they have a tendency to ramble

⌬ they don't really share much with friends but everyone shares personal things with them

⌬ speaking of that, they have a lot of secrets

⌬ can be perceived as mysterious or closed off

⌬ sometimes have trust issues

⌬ they usually have good and pure intentions

⌬ when they want something they stop at nothing to get it

⌬ h o m e b o d i e s

⌬ would rather watch movies than go out

⌬ theyre probably always sleeping too

⌬ theyre blunt and sarcastic

⌬ fashion. icons. just look at zendaya

⌬ otherwise they're usually wearing sweats or pjs

⌬ the type to rewatch movies and shows too much

⌬ also the type to play one song 500 times before they get sick of it

⌬ ALSO the type to eat one thing for a week straight then get tired of it

⌬ atleast they're consistent

⌬ they love jewelry and anything pretty

⌬ have a resting bitch face

⌬ usually have dimples or a beauty mark

⌬ might be curvy too (i've noticed the women are mostly pear or hourglass shaped)

⌬ the types to mind their business unless they have gemini placements

⌬ the type to read a book only bc it looks nice

⌬ they usually read romance & comedy stuff

⌬ like home cooked food more than fast food

⌬ most likely eat a lot of foods from other cultures

⌬ can get really scary when they're mad

⌬ usually have brown hair or curly hair (maybe both)

⌬ sometimes they don't like spending money on others :0

⌬ will put you in your place but generally people pleasers

⌬ self care is a must for these people

⌬ love to be taken to restaurants

⌬ definitely can be selfish

⌬ speak in a quiet tone and people might ask them to speak up often

⌬ can be great at managing their emotions but they're usually a wreck :p

⌬ they're actually great at managing other people's emotions tho

⌬ give the best hugs

⌬ very sympathetic and nurturing

⌬ likes to use emoticons rather than emojis

⌬ can be very helpful... when they want to be

⌬ otherwise they literally won't care to help

⌬ very prone to just turning a blind eye and minding their business

⌬ yet somehow always knowing other people's business bc they secretly like gossip

⌬ sensitive to smells so if you stink they'll know before anyone

⌬ speaking of smells they usually like sweet vanilla scents

⌬ get irritated by loud sounds or just sounds they deem annoying

⌬ either had mother's that spoiled them or were broke no in between

⌬ usually have great manners

⌬ you have to alert them 3-4 business days before inviting them out

⌬ kinda have raspy voices sometimes

⌬ such good listeners.. probably the best honestly

⌬ really good with pets and plants

⌬ don't really go out much (unless they have like a fire stellium) but they like to look at nature

⌬ might be into photography

⌬ will notice the little things about you

really just exposed myself here.... but i hope you feens enjoyed c:

[whatvilecreature]

What are some of your thoughts about Tsukiyama? I don’t know if your a head cannon blog but I would like to hear some of what you think he’s like

Bro Tsukiyama? my favourite character ever. A real G. I love this man so much (without being overly rabid about him ofc).

These are gonna be a mix of silly and serious so watch out! Also a lot were brainstormed with @tg-headcanons a while back so kudos to them!

-Shuu definitely has more than ten Mitski songs on his playlists at any given time, he tries to hide the truth from Hori. But in true Hori-Tsukiyama hijinks fashion, she's able to hack his accounts and expose him for the true Mitski fan he is. Once he found out that Obama also listened to Mitski, he began to wear it like a badge of honour.

-Shuu can speak three languages fluently; English, French and Japanese. He's intermediate with German, Spanish and Italian. He gets sick a lot because of his shitty Alabama genetics so basically the only thing left to do from his bed is read. He moved around and jumped countries a lot as a kid, both his parents are Japanese-French and he was born in France (where he was taught French and Japanese) then moved to London for a couple of years where he needed to become fluent in English. After finally settling in Japan, his love of languages endured and he began learning others and refining his existing skills just for the hell of it.

-He's red-green colour blind, as was his mother, who designed fashion clothes in her spare time. His mother's taste is what inspired Shuu's, well, let's say, colourful wardrobe. You just know she designed a purple and green tailcoat in like 1996 and went "oh hell yeah this fucks" and Shuu in 2011 gets it out whilst rooting around her old room and goes "HELL YEAH THIS FUCKS"

-Shuu swears but mostly in English. You won't really catch him saying Scheisse or Merde but you'll catch him saying Fuck a lot.

-This man will drink coffee out of a teapot.

-Shuu has every medical condition under the sun. Anaemia, Addison's, a weakened immune system, arthritis in his knees and elbows, developing glaucoma. Any disorder you can name, he'll probably have it. This is because his family's genetics have been assfucked by YEARS of inbreeding, to try and selectively breed traits like Shuu's beautiful, ornate Kagune and fine, silky hair. However, the downside of this is that yeah, you get a beautiful little ghoul but he's bad at existing. He can't even stand up for too long or eat too much at a time without feeling sick.

-The equilibrium of Shuu's body is really delicate and easily disrupted, even by his own cocktail of medication, so he and others have to be extremely careful when dosing it out.

-His prey drive is usually pretty low, and he's able to go through life without being sent into a frenzy by squirrels or birds. However, sometimes, if he accidentally overdoses on some of his medication, his normally low prey drive will spike up. Unfortunately, Kanae had to learn this the hard way. This is why they can't have decorative fish tanks anymore.

-He's got what you'd call an addictive personality in the sense that he's overly compulsive with things. He's quick to get drunk (because of his thin blood) and often binge drinks. He's picky with food because most foods will hurt his sensitive stomach, so when he finds a food that doesn't a) cause him discomfort to eat and b) tastes good he will stop at nothing to chase it down, and will often go for weeks without food because he wants that specific thing.

-Shuu's Kagune sheds, kind of. His Kagune, like most Kagune with tough plating, is made up of the hard outer shell and the softer, mushier underside/inside. If a part of the plating gets too damaged (because Shuu's Kagune is somewhat brittle), it can be pried off, if it doesn't fall of naturally. When this happens, it leaves the fleshy underside completely exposed, so it's not very advantageous. Usually, this outer coating would take 2-3 weeks to grow back competely, depending on rc type and available food, but because of Shuu's weaknesses and low rc intake it can take a month, at minimum. If discarded, the plates will naturally degrade over time, just like human finger and toe nails. Unlike the flesh of the Kagune, the outer coating is not edible, although some ghouls, like those who make jewellery from Ukaku crystals, will repurpose this shell into decoration (think turtle shell décor).

-I think most people would agree that Shuu was born premature, he kind of just gives off those vibes (affectionately). But this mf was so ugly and undercooked that Mirumo used to joke that he was the Eraserhead baby. Little did Shuu know, his dad was going to play the absolute worst prank on him for the first 14 years of his life. Basically, Mirumo filled a photo album with pictures of the Eraserhead baby, was like "Shuu, this is what you looked like as a child". And Shuu believed it, all up until he watched Eraserhead in his teens and was met with the horrible realisation that his dad had pulled a fast one on him.