#but if i do then i'll do it of the other chappell piece and my Elliott piece :3c

[arinmoss]

Chappell Roan print available on my inprnt! Link

[parihere]

Name/place/other things

(she/her) 🩷🌷 studyblr / writerblr / desiblr

hiii!! I'm pari - (puh-ree) this is actually the pet name that my family and or close friends call me by so I thought that'll make this account a bit more personal (it means fairy/angel 🧚)

Age : I'm 17 (gonna be 18 in March)

Grade : - I'm in 12th grade but not for long , I've my final exam/ boards in a month

preparing for : college entrance exam(jee &bitsat) as well as boards. I have started preparing very late so idk how much I'll be able to score but I'll try my best

My subjects are :

Physics

Chemistry

Maths

English

Physical education

hobbies 🌷: dancing, painting/sketching, reading/writing poetries , reading books, watching movies

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movies- I'm a self proclaimed cinephile, I'm a big bollywood munchie. I've actually grown up on bolly films and I think watching movies has kept me sane

favourite/comfort movies 🩷

yeh jawani hai deewani (prolly watched this 27271 times).

dil dhadakne do (criminally underrated)

taare zameen par (childhood trauma)

gangs of wasseypur (I'm from bihar so..).

jane bhi do yaaron (way ahead of it's time).

kal hona ho (srk fangirlism)

tamasha (relatable af)

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music- I do listen to music quite a lot , my taste? everything except for the ones I dislike lol ,and i think because I learnt dancing ever since I was a child I tend to lean towards pop beats but I also listen to slow music quite a bit

favourite songs (at the moment) 🩷

Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call by bleachers

Pop Muzik by M,Robin Scott

Diet Pepsi by Addison Rae

I bet on losing dogs by mitski

Juno by Sabrina Carpenter

Femininominon & HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan

Baawre by Shankar Mahadevan.

Believe by Cher

Ophelia by The Lumineers

G.O.A.T by Diljit Dosanjh

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books/novels - I haven't read anything new in the past two years other than my academic books , but I'm interested in literature a lot and I'll read any good literary piece no matter the genre

favourite books 🩷:

The kite runner by Khaled Hosseini

Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath

When he was wicked by Julia Quinn

Normal People by Salley Rooney

A thousand splendid suns by Khaled Hosseini

Under the oak tree by Suji Kim

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Why Tumblr?

I have had this account for a while but I only used it for reading smut 😶‍🌫️ lmao and now I want to use it to bring some decorum in my life.

I think writing a blog about my day is a good way to keep myself in check. I'll be treating this blog like my journal.

My lifestyle has been very messed up from the last two years , so along with studying, I'm also gonna focus on getting my shit together in general. this account would revolve around the same , but I also yap a lot so I'm gonna talk about some random musings as well :3 :)) ;)

[sapphire-to-the-rain]

hi :') so because i make a ton of planymphia art and all my most popular posts are planymphia related, i just felt the need to say that i'm going to be taking an indefinite break from making art of them/posting about them, specifically plane jane. no need to read this unless you want to!!!

sooo yes this is partly because of her diddy tweet that IMO was very poor taste regardless of her stance on diddy himself but it's also just something i've been thinking about since the chappell roan incident earlier this year?

i don't believe plane is a horrible person nor do i believe someone is a horrible person if they continue to support her after this. this is way more about the fact that she has a very specific sense of humor that often tends to make light of things other people don’t consider appropriate (like the diddy situation or chappell roan's not wanting to be photographed without her consent) and i'm realizing i just don't like that very much, full stop. to be totally transparent it also doesn't help that SOME- not all!!!- of her fans will defend her to their last breath regardless of what she says/does and act like others are being overly sensitive for being offended by her humor. no one i'm friends with on here is like this as far as i know which i'm very grateful for but these people definitely do exist :/

don't get me wrong, it makes me sad to take a step back from planymphia because i've met so many amazing people through this side of tumblr and i really do like making content for them (i literally just finished a longterm art piece based off of a fic about them!! the timing could not be worse!!!). ultimately though i just can't justify spending all this time and effort making fan content based around someone that i personally don't even like that much at this point, especially when there are so many other wonderful queens/ships for me to support

in conclusion... i don't really want to associate myself with planymphia/plane for the time being. i don't know what i'll do with my in-progress and planned WIPs, maybe i'll either recycle them for another ship or come back to them someday, i'm not sure yet. in the meantime please do not come in my replies or my askbox arguing either in support of or against plane <3 thank you for understanding <3

[bilbotargaryen]

Get to know your mutuals!

Thank you for tagging me @abby118!! And yes I am catching up on tags rn I hope you don't mind. xD Love to be tagged!!

What's the origin of your blog title? It's a bit of a crack title. I just asked myself how could Bilbo Baggins survive Smaug if he's not secretly a Targaryen and here we are xD

OTP(s) + Shipname: I have so fucking many, oh dear. My absolute OTP appears to be Hvigon (Hvitserk from Vikings and Aegon from House of the Dragon) which is one I try to contain on a separate blog xD Then I have a lot connected to my MCU AU (which will soon also be featured on a separate blog xD) so I'll keep it short and to the Main Ones: Starlight (Peter Quill x Balder (OC)), Deaniel (Dean Winchester x Daniel Turner (OC)), Catlokion (Caterína (OC) x Loki x Astarion). I have other ships too but I don't think I can call them OTPs :/

Favourite colour: I always thought I couldn't decide myself on one but then I started painting with watercolours and I really love yellow...so...yellow!

Favourite game: Red Dead Redemption 2. ARTHUR. I love this game so much and I cannot wait to play it a third time all the way through (and get my heart broken once more)

Song stuck in your head: First of, prev, Check is soooo good ugh but currently I keep coming back to Hot To Go by Chappell Roan <3

Weirdest habit/trait? I love to listen to music on my headphones and dance in the dark while daydreaming. I need that like I need air to live.

Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Drawing, Playing Video Games, Listening to music and Dancing, Going for walks, and a few that are on break atm xD

If you work, what's your profession? I have a completed job education so I technically could work in a pharmacy, however, a 40hrs/week job made me so ill that I don't know how I'll ever work again :( Currently I am studying Scandinavian and English studies.

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? Realistically? Honestly? I wish I could just exist because that is a lot to do at times. But realistically I wish I could be a writer. Doesn't matter if books or for shows/films.

Something you're good at: I am really good at planning things, sticking to that plan however...

Something you're bad at: Socialising (I'll keep that prev), anything society related honestly

Something you love: Writing

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: My fandoms (<- again I am stealing that hehe), animals

Something you hate: the current political situation in Germany, but in a lot of places actually

Something you collect: I also used to collect a lot, but rn the only thing I collect is illne- sry I cope with humor. I think I am kinda collecting the magazine my Tolkien club is bringing out every couple of months. (Honorary Hvigon fanart mention xD I sure do collect that)

Something you forget: Ages, Birthdays, anything that is not on the forefront of my mind honestly

What's your love language? I know that the love language model is deeply flawed and one needs all love languages to thrive. I'd say I value Quality Time most.

Favourite movie/show: I am really bad at picking favourites but if I had to pick one I could watch over and over again it's Captain America - The Winter Soldier. Love that film. And I think my favourite show gotta be Vikings bc I am unhealthily attached to that piece of media (It really is kinda bad but the vibe and the potential is everything to me)

Favourite food: Cauliflower Tikka Masala (Had it today. Still love it.)

Favourite animal: Orca <3

What were you like as a child? I cannot remember too much from my childhood but I hear I was quite a happy and open child bc most things went over my head lol I was concentrating on my favourite things a lot

Favourite subject at school? Oh that switched. First I liked biology best, then chemistry (and I chose that as my major which was dumb bc the teacher sucked) and because I hated said major I started to love English (also because I was good at it xD), I also liked art but not the projects that were forced on us

Least favourite subject: Geography. Because I was unreasonable bad at it. I quit it in the 10th class (which was the first possible time to do that xD) Otherwise I have some other strong contenders for that category but lets be real it was Geography.

What's your best character trait? I don't know. I don't feel like I can be the judge of that. You tell me <3

What's your worst character trait? I think for that one I can say it's my impatience. It messes with my life most.

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? I would like to have a male body. (Does this count as a detail?)

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet? No one honestly. I don't think I could handle that kind of conversation.

No pressure tags:

@errruvande @lord-aldhelm @juanasunfall-blog @holy3cake @kingslionheart @paula-in-dreamland @supervillainarchaeologist

[connectingconstellations]

Fuckit 16 if u want MOAR

16. Femininomenon - Chappell Roan

lol remember how this was supposed to be a drabble oops. NSFW.

James's hand lands on her inner thigh, and suddenly Sarah can't breathe.

"Sorry," he mumbles, drawing back. "We should--"

She isn't sure how she wants that sentence to end. The two of them are quite frankly past the point of should. They should have a chaperone, regardless of father's insinuation that at 29 years old she has planted herself firmly in spinster territory. She should probably have written to James before showing up at his print shop unannounced.

James steps back from her, breathing heavily. She's pulled the ribbon out from his queue, so he has to brush his hair out of his face. His waistcoat, too, has been lost in the shuffle, and she looks appreciatively at his figure. He certainly did not look like that when they were children. She would have noticed.

"Did you -- uh--" he looks like he doesn't know what to do with his hands. Sarah resists the impulse to provide him with suggestions. "You're here."

He's taken the fact that she's turned up out of the blue to practically throw herself at him rather well, all things considered.

He glances over her shoulder, as though he'll be able to see through the curtains pulled over the windows. "Your fiancé isn't about to challenge me to a duel, is he?"

"He's not--"

"Because I won't -- I won't be a piece of entertainment for when you tire of the upper class." Her heart breaks, just the tiniest bit, at the sadness in his voice.

"He's not my fiancé," she manages. "Not anymore."

James blinks. His jaw slackens, until something shifts in his expression and he says, his voice a low whisper, "Did he hurt you? I'll--"

"No," she says forcefully. "Julian was... nice. Tolerably handsome." Financially secure, she doesn't add.

"So you just--" His Adam's apple bobs. "We should -- talk. And -- and tea. I should offer you tea. God, Sarah, I swear I have more manners than this. I'm not a rake." As if to emphasize his point, he sets about searching for her petticoat.

Logically, she knows that a conversation over tea is a completely reasonable expectation for the first meeting between two people who haven't seen each other in nearly eight years. She even has the presence of mind to marvel at the idea of James drinking tea again.

The wicked part of her wants his mouth back on hers.

"I tried," she tells him. "When we moved upstate. I tried so hard to find someone who could--" she pauses.

"Who could make you happy?" James offers.

Well, best have on with it, then. "Who could make me forget about you."

"What?" He's staring at her like she's suggested going on holiday to the moon.

Her face has to be as red as her hair. She doesn't know where she gets the courage to level him with a look and say, "Oh, come off it. You must have known."

He sputters something that she takes to be bewilderment. Eventually, he says, "I really should make you tea." And then, with a grimace, "I'm sorry about your dress."

She's fairly certain he means that her skirts and jacket are scattered across the floor. She looks him directly in the eye. "I'm not."

"I have manners," he insists. "I won't ruin you."

She looks up at him. "I'm not -- I'm not inexperienced," she says. And waits. She can't interpret his expression.

"Neither am I," he says eventually, his voice sounding strained.

"I assumed as much." She pauses. "You'll -- take precautions?"

He stares at her. "You want -- now?"

She answers him by drawing herself up onto her toes so she can kiss him again. It doesn't take him long to respond, to part her lips with his tongue.

"Upstairs," he gasps, and she nods and lets him take her hand.

She climbs onto the bed and sets to work at the laces of her stays. James kisses her, working his way down her neck to the top of her breast. She lets him help her toss the stays aside.

He'll bed her now, she reasons, anticipating the feel of him inside her. Except he doesn't move to undo his breeches. No, he's still kissing her, making his way down her stomach, one of his hands landing again on her inner thigh, his fingers dancing perilously close to her center.

"Oh," she breathes, when she grasps his intention. "You don't have to do that."

His face registers confusion. "Should I stop?"

No, her body protests. Don't you dare.

But she manages to gather the presence of mind to say, "It's just -- it'll take forever, and -- and you don't want to look at -- I mean it's -- it's unsightly--"

She feels James's fingers press into her thigh. "When we're finished, remind me to kill Julian."

"You really don't have to--"

"Sarah." His voice is practically a growl. "Let me help you come. Please."

She stares at him. Really stares, enough to register that he's being serious. Her heart feels like it's beating twice as fast as it should. A warm feeling starts to build in her abdomen, but this is plainly ridiculous. Within five minutes he'll complain that his hand is tired, and they'll be right back where they started.

Except he lowers himself down onto the ground by the foot of the bed, reaching for her legs. "Slide down. Fuck, you're beautiful."

Her knee is resting on his shoulder. She feels his hands at the place where her legs meet.

"You'll tell me what you like," he says, finally sounding at least a little bit unsure.

"Nothing might happen," she warns him.

Without missing a beat, he says, "Then I'll watch you do it. On your own."

"James!"

But he's brushing his fingers against her folds, sounding only the slightest bit smug when he says, incredulously, "How are you already so wet?"

She responds by gripping the blanket in her fists. He's teasing her, she's sure of it, with the way he drags his hand almost lazily across her. Then his finger flicks over the sensitive spot, just once, and it's enough to draw an embarrassing sound out of her.

"Good?" he asks, and she can only frantically nod.

And then she feels his tongue swipe against her and jolts so hard she nearly kicks him in the head. He chuckles -- heavens, she can feel him laughing against her -- and places a hand on her ankle to hold it in place while he presses his mouth directly over the sensitive spot.

She loses track of time. At some point he lifts his head, says only, "Fuck, Sarah," and then returns to his ministrations. She's far beyond the ability to say anything coherent, so she resigns herself to letting the world narrow to her, and him, and whatever his mouth and fingers happen to be doing.

He has a hand on her hip. She reaches for it, threading her fingers through his, and she thinks she feel him sigh against her. The pressure in her is building, and she marvels at it, at James's patience. It's been at least ten minutes, she's sure of it.

The growing feeling starts to falter. She's going to lose momentum.

As if sensing what's happened, James draws back. Only instead of declaring himself tired, he says, "You have no idea how many times I dreamed of this."

"You did not."

"I'll tell you all about it sometime," he says, his fingers replacing where his mouth had been. Sarah shudders as he plunges one finger inside her, followed by a second. "When you're less -- well."

It takes more time; Sarah can't tell how long. James gamely works at her until suddenly the pressure builds and then, with a gasp, she's finished, clenching around his fingers as he continues to stroke her through it.

He climbs up onto the bed beside her, and goddamn him, he sticks his fingers into his own mouth. He's going to destroy her.

She struggles to catch her breath. James turns onto his side to face her. "That was fun."

"Give me a moment," she mumbles. "I'll help you--"

He kisses her. "No need. We have time," even though she can see that he's hard. "Be careful, though. I've been known to inspire women to break off their engagements and practically throw themselves at me."

She smacks him with his pillow.

[vonlipvig]

Tagged by @varenychenko thank youu!

Last song/piece I listened to: What's it take to get your number? Hurry up, it's getting cold! Hurry up, it's time for supper, order up, I'm HOT TO GO!

Last book I read: I finished House of Leaves earlier today. I teared up and everything, even if I'm not sure I understand. But man, was it an incredible experience.

Last film I watched: Rewatched Oldboy (2003) dir. Park Chan-wook the other night! FUCKED UP CINEMA I LOVE YOU!

Last TV series: Pretty sure the last show I watched was Survivor, since S46 is airing rn. Still making my way through Mad Men, though, only two seasons to go!

Last video game: Suzerain (specifically the new Kingdom of Rizia DLC), I fucking love this game so much, I'm having the time of my life discovering this new DLC. Totally reccommended if you enjoy politics sims/strategy games, with heavy emphasis on story, dialogue, characters, and worldbuilding!

Last thing I googled: Google maps, sorry for the boring answer lmao.

Last thing I ate: A tiny slice of days-old easter ring-bread cake since SOMEONE ate the last bit of ricotta cake I wanted to eat...

Sweet, savory, or spicy: Love all, but sweet.

Amount of sleep: 7-8ish hours, pretty good!

Currently reading: Just finished HoL, so I still don't know what I'm gonna start. Maybe I'll give 'The Deep' by Nick Cutter a try!

Currently watching: Kinda already answered, but I'm also rewatching Press Buttons And Talk's plauthroughs of the Ace Attorney trilogy (currently making my way through fucking Big Top, eugh)

Tagging @xek-xek @facetsofthecloset @minervacampbell @ancient-lesbian @maester-of-spreadsheets @callmekamel @monarchisms @bagadew @staybeautifulmp3 @harta @illusion-of-sea-axes and whoever sees this and wants to do it ofc!

[belovedcampfire]

BelovedCampfire Introduction Post ♡

(Updated Jan 2025)

I am very new to Tumblr so I don't know how anything really works, I'm doing my best!!

I'm a fanfiction writer and you can find my fic promo posts by searching that tag in my account or going on my masterlist, so hopefully that'll make it easier for anyone wanting to find those specific posts! Alternatively, my Ao3 is linked here, bearing in mind that it includes fics from my old fandoms.

I have a carrd here that should tell you about me, but I'll do some rambling in this post too!!

Fandoms:

I'm a big fan of:

Marauders

Percy Jackson/Riordanverse

Vampires

Interview with the Vampire (specifically the 2022 show)

Conan Gray

Chappell Roan

Generation Loss/Ranboo

Plus plenty of other smaller things that I may not talk about as much but still love. I will probably mostly be tweeting about marauders since that's my biggest current fixation, but I love all of those things.

Marauders-wise, Remus is my favourite character and Wolfstar is my favourite ship! I don't really multiship them, but other characters I do, I'm not overly picky even if I do have preferences.

And for PJO, Solangelo is my ride or die ship, I love them so much, and Nico is my favourite character legitimately ever. Just, entirely. I love him.

About me:

I'm a genderqueer, aroace spectrum lesbian, ticking all the boxes LMAO. I use all pronouns, all gendered terms etc, go wild and have fun when referring to me! That goes for my name too, Beloved or Campfire are both absolutely fine as is any other iteration!

I may not post for a while, sometimes I'm just not that talkative. I'm autistic and ADHD so that does affect how I post and interact, but I do love chatting to people!!

I won't follow back accounts that are majorly nsfw but I don't care if you interact with/follow me, just be sfw when interacting please and thank you!

Also a quick disclaimer:

I write about characters, never real people. Please do not take me writing/having written a character or fandom as me supporting the creator or person behind said thing. I write strictly the characters and worlds, I don't condone whatever awful actions the creators have committed. If they're a piece of shit, then fuck them wholeheartedly, I'm so dead serious about this. So JKR supporters can fuck right off.

[sargewood]

IM STARING SOOOO INTENTLY AT canon(ish?), logan loves benny and later sarah but feels like a homewrecker

ok this one i can already tell is going to be my legit baby so here's a few pieces of it so far <33 i'll probably decide later on down the road if benny comes back after he leaves or not but idk yet! i might make him and sarah logan's wags and let elias keep his job lol

“But this is our dream?” (Logan) “No, Logan, this is your dream. I want to be a father. I want to be a family with Sarah.” (Benny) Logan reels back like he's been smacked. “Oh. I get it. I'm not a part of this like I thought I was then.” (Logan) “Logan, I didn't mean it like that. You have to know I didn't mean it like that!” (Benny) “I thought this would be better, but it’s not.” (Benny) “We tried, right?” Logan curls in on himself, feels impossibly small. Just wants Benny to say this ever meant something, anything to him like it did Logan. “We did try.” (Benny) “I know we were waiting to see if it would get better once we made it to F1, but it’s just not getting better. I think we both have to admit that.” (Benny)

“This is hard, but I think you were right. You should go be a dad to Kobe and Nala, spend time with Sarah.” “I won’t stop you, but are you sure Logan?” Logan nods. “Yeah, I can’t keep taking you away from your family. It’s not fair.” “You’re my family too, Logan. Whatever happens, I need you to remember that, yeah?” Logan nods to appease Benny, but he knows that Benny’s just saying that to make this easier, to make Logan feel better about essentially firing his trainer. Knows that eventually communication will peter out to obligatory texts and that Logan has to find a way to cope with that and move on. He can’t keep doing this to Benny or Sarah. He can’t destroy their actual family.

Logan’s phone lights up with the name ‘Sarah ❤️’ and the picture that the three of them took on the beach in Miami in 2023. Logan has a feeling as to why she’s calling, but can’t let it go unanswered. He couldn’t do that to Sarah, so he takes a deep breath and unlocks his phone. “Hello?” “Hi, love.” “Hi, Sarah,” Logan says. “You want to tell me what’s going on?” She asks gently. And something inside Logan breaks. Suddenly he’s sobbing down the phone with shuddering gasps racking his body, unable to catch his breath. “Hey, hey. You’re fine, babes. I need you to breathe for me.” He’s fucking trying, but his body just won’t cooperate. Sarah can hear him struggling, and it breaks her heart. “Do you need me to do anything?” Sarah asks. “No,” Logan chokes out. “Will you just talk? About anything, I don’t care.”

fuck it i'll include the playlist for this one too, it's more infidelity/guilt vibes but there are a few repeats

you signed up for this (maisie peters)

the blue (gracie abrams)

is there something in the movies (samia)

i know it won’t work (gracie abrams)

aeroplane (greer)

the other woman (lana del rey)

triptych (samia)

picture you (chappell roan)

coffee (chappell roan)

why did you marry (nataly dawn)

i don’t sleep well (hello saferide)

i do (reneé rapp)

high infidelity (taylor swift)

right where you left me (taylor swift)

go home (lucius)

don’t tell my mom (reneé rapp)

the kids don’t wanna come home (declan mckenna)

the one that got away (katy perry)

as long as we’re together (the lemon twigs)

why didn’t you say that? (the lemon twigs)

pool (samia)

to me it was (samia)

orange show speedway (lizzy mcalpine)

reckless driving (lizzy mcalpine)

called you again (lizzy mcalpine)

just dumb enough to try (father john misty)

nobody sees me like you do (japanese breakfast's version)

everybody does (julien baker)

your father (the front bottoms)

when u love somebody (fruit bats)

tornado warnings (sabrina carpenter)

things i wish you said (sabrina carpenter)

talking to strangers (maisie peters)

tough act (maisie peters)

bad decisions (bastille)

good lesson (bastille)

make me cry (noah cyrus)

fell in love without you (motion city soundtrack)

rewind (goldspot)

where’s my love (SYML)

meant to stay hid (SYML)

bottom of the ocean (miley cyrus)

not like the movies (katy perry)

grow as we go (ben platt)

same boat (lizzy mcalpine)

illicit affairs (taylor swift)

if you leave (orchestral manoeuvres in the dark)

also probably half of lizzy mcalpine's new album will end up on this list as well because that entire album is about logan and benny

[musicalmoritz]

Not to be one of those people that make every vaguely queer song about a ship but 'the Subway' by Chappell roan....oh my god future Aoinene. I am 100% down for the hc that Aoinene got into a huge fight before graduation and went their separate ways. They're very 'right person wrong time' to me and the regret/grief expressed in the song...where do I even begin!!

First of all the line about green hair??? Chappel wrote it for Aoinene she told me herself LMAO

The soulmates line.... they miss each other so much no matter how shallow their friendship really was

Finding bits and pieces of the other in the mundane killing them each and every time...

There's so much more to say but I'll let you experience it yourself C:

Hello, I have been meaning to respond to this ask for so long and it keeps slipping my mind. Apologies

But omg you are SO right!! I feel like Aoi and Nene would be big Chappell Roan fans, I could see them learning the HOT TO GO! dance together. I think Kaleidoscope is on my Aoinene playlist too. And obviously Good Luck, Babe! and Casual are big ones. I think I’ve applied GLB to them both ways on my TikTok lmao. I’ll also say that Femininomenon gives me major Nene vibes in the context of Aoinene and well, any wlw Nene ship really

Thank you so much for this ask, I love applying songs to my ships- especially Aoinene!! Once again, I’m sorry it took me so long to get around to answering this. May the Aoinene x Chappell Roan agenda live on forever!

[strawhatbougie]

Tumblr is not my most used social media but let’s try it out:

(Nominated by the lovely @fruityumbrella)

Rules: Send me an emoji corresponding to the WIP—as many as you want!—and I'll write 3 sentences for each and share it. WIPs below:

(All Zosan btw)

💘: AU Valentine fic (pretty much pwp) where Zoro’s in charge of planning their date

🪭: canon divergence where Sanji goes with Zoro to Wano and gets jealous of all the women giving him attention (for the opposite reason than he expected)

🍑: Zosan gets black out drunk. They wake up in bed together with matching ass tattoos of their insulting nicknames for each other and try to piece together the night

🧺: Zoro’s doing his laundry and finds sexy underwear that isn’t his. When he can’t find whose they are, he pins them up in the galley for whoever’s they are to take (spoiler alert: they’re Sanji’s and Zoro catches him taking them back)

🚬: modern AU Zoro tries picking up smoking just to have an excuse to get more alone time with Sanji (in reality he lights it and takes like one drag and coughs and scowls the entire time)

🕯️: modern AU based on Chappell Roan’s song Casual

I don’t have any other writer friends on here, so whoever wants to join feel free to post yours too!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

as you all evidently saw I capped my reading last night to take a break and have opinion about Spider-Man, but now I'm back at it and determined to knock out a few more articles before I have to teach at 12:15.

article 51: "Emily Ratajkowski's 'My Body' Has Me Thinking About My Own" by Sarah Hagi at Gawker. another reviewer who can't relate to Ratajkowski's experience of making a fortune being considered beautiful but is beguiled by her nonetheless. I am still excited to read it, etc.

article 52: "Fat Sex: The Best Tips on Positions, Props, and Preparation" by Elle Chase at Teen Vogue. unforgivable use of the phrase "get the sexual juices flowing" but on the whole a great, gender neutral, non-judgey primer to fat fucking. sex witch approved!

article 53: "The naming of dogs" by debuk on WordPress. I'm seldom one to tell anyone that they're reading sexism where it doesn't exist, because it is genuinely almost everywhere. and I'm sure there really are some nonsense ideas about gender that influence what people call their dogs. but also, come on man. they're dog names.

article 54: "Ghosts" by Vauhini Vara at Believer Magazine. one of the most fascinating pieces I've read so far, in which Vara collaborates with an advanced AI predictive text model to write for the first time about her sister's premature death. it's surprisingly hard not to get taken in by the writing that you know is untrue and inhuman, which produces a stunning convincing facsimile of countless thinkpieces about grief and loss. also, hands down the most beautifully formatted article I've read yet.

article 55: "Aack! A Millennial’s Audio Odyssey Through the ‘Cathy’ Comic Strip" by Phoebe Lett for my new best frenemy the New York Times. as a short profile/interview this is capital-F Fine but literally just go listen to Aack Cast and then all of Jamie Loftus' other limited run podcasts instead. her mind? unparalleled. what will she think of next.

article 56: "It’s strange Superman was ever straight to begin with" by my beloved John Paul Brammer at the Washington Post in response to Superman's son Jon Kent getting a boyfriend. as usual, he's right: superheroes are inherently queer and it's a bummer (although an unsurprising bummer) that queer fans keep getting fed crumbs of corporate representation.

article 57: "What Counts as 'Cheating' When You're on Your Phone?" by Rax King at MEL Magazine. a nice little reminder than it's important for couples to negotiate exactly what fidelity and monogamy (if they're into monogamy) mean to them in the context of The Internet(TM), and also a great reminder for me that relationships are an ungodly headache and I love being single.

article 58: "Dave Chappelle's Brittle Ego" by Roxane Gay for the New York Times. I'm in the early October 2021 likes now and I suspect that there might start to be a lot of Dave Chappelle hot takes; I'll say right now that I'll probably simply unlike most of them without reading. I'm allowed to do that, I make the rules of this silly little challenge and he doesn't deserve that much of my attention. besides, I don't know how much there is to say that Gay didn't say already in this concise little take-down.

article 59: "The long and underappreciated history of male witches – and the countries where more men were prosecuted for witchcraft" by Kate Lister for the i. whenever Lister writes something you know it's going to be a good time, and this piece is no exception - it even has malevolent fart runes! but while Lister makes a good point about European witch hunts targeting many more than are usually included in modern imaginings, I wish she'd prod a bit deeper at the evidence that a great majority of accused witches were outsiders in the communities that hunted them - shepherds, travelers, so-called vagrants - displaying a distrust that encompasses much more than mere misogyny.

article 60: "On Being Perceived" by Kelsey McKinney at Defector. I like this as an end to this batch, a much more personal and honest take on shifting pandemic fashion than the "Gen Z Killed Basic Black" piece from yesterday. McKinney writes about the terrible ordeal of being seen by others but also yourself, knowing yourself, NOT knowing yourself, and realizing that you've become a different person than the one you thought you understood - all kicked off by a global pandemic drastically changing social expectations and her relationship with her own closet. personally, I agree very much with Tahirah Hairston's quoted assessment of fashion, although I've always conceptualized her second, more achievable definition - fashion through knowing and inhabiting yourself, rather than simply being blessed with conventional beauty - as style, rather than fashion.

I've made it nearly all the way back to the first week of October 2021 now, and I'm not sure how much I'll get done today - I have teaching obligations, and D&D after, and both of those are probably healthy since doing this too much seems liable to eat worms in my brain. having said that, I hope to maybe do one more batch tonight, and knock out 30 or 40 more articles tomorrow since I have the day off from work.

reading every article in my twitter likes part 3

part one part two

took a break to bake some cookies and read a few chapters of Darcie Little Badger's new YA novel, but now it's back to the grind. for those of you playing along at home, I've made it as far back as my likes from early November 2021.

article 41: "Twitter Is The Worst Reader" by noted Fonda Lee on the twitterish tendency to assume the worst of everyone - particularly women, people of color, and other marginalized folks - at all times. of particular note is this scathing observation of twitter mobs demanding apologies from the targets of their harassment: "Never in the history of Twitter have I ever seen an apology be accepted or actually reduce the abuse leveled. One hundred percent of the time, they are dissected for inadequacy and insincerity, held up as proof of the offender’s malicious intent all along, and used as kindling to further fan the flames."

pried from behind the cold and unforgiving paywall of the New York Times it's article 42: "The Mark Zuckerberg Aesthetic" by Amanda Hess. I'm so tired of this utterly banal cyberpunk dystopia. there's not even any neon. and I would rather swallow a live iguana than ever have to interact with Zuck's shitty little metaverse.

article 43: "We Were Too Stupid for Jennifer's Body" by twitter user @/SamFateKeeper. did NOT expect this to talk so much about post-9/11 conservatism but I love the journey I've been taken on.

anyway probably should have mentioned that we've crossed the line back into tweets from October 2021.

article 44: "Thackery Binx is not Trans Masc, Sorry, and Neither is Rufio, or the Concept of Jonathan Taylor Thomas" from Julian K. Jarboe's substack. what a buckwild analysis of... something? characters that transmasc dudes of a certain age tend to project onto? also just a fantastic series of digs at poor useless Thackery Binx.

article 45: "New roots: Black musicians and advocates are forging coalitions outside the system" by Jewly Hight at NPR (our first NPRticle!). incredibly exciting to discover so many of my faves in this article - Amythyst Kiah! Yola!! Lizzie No!!! - discussing the way they've fought for space in a genre so heavily dominated by white artists. also a lot of cool new names to know - go listen to Roberta Lea n o w.

you guys are not gonna believe this but article 46 is ANOTHER entry from Ijeoma Oluo's substack. this time it's "All Of the Outrage You Could Ever Want." it's about "cancel culture," it's about accountability, it's about hierarchies of perceived value, you know the drill.

article 47: back to BuzzFeed for another article by Scaachi Koul, "Emily Ratajkowski’s New Book Tests The Limits Of Self-Awareness." an unsurprising and very fair criticism of Ratajkowski's essay collection, which I am still very much looking forward to reading based on my great appreciation of her September 2020 essay in New York Mag about experiences with an exploitative photographer. I don't need to her to solve the conundrum of benefitting from her objectification; I'm content to pick a stranger's brain.

article 48: speaking New York Mag, we've got "You Can Still Say 'Woman' But You Shouldn't Stop There" by Irin Carmon. I've never in my life seen such an impressive collection of pissbaby justifications for refusing to use inclusive language to talk about reproductive rights. grow up lmao.

article 49: everyone stop sharing that fake Bible verse about how Jesus was transmasc and read this article by Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg queering Joseph of the infamous technicolor dreamcoat.

article 50 (can you BELIEVE I've done 50 of these? 40 of which I've read over the course of a single Saturday?): the intriguingly titled "The Politics of 'Jewface'" by Rebecca Pierce at Jewish Currents. an almost undeservedly thoughtful response to some comments that, at a guess, Sarah Silverman did not think about for more than approximately 0.003 seconds before making.

[phoenixvinyl]

I was doing this in my tags but I ran out of tags kckflslwdlldgod

I have:

An 'RV' for my parents

'R-O-C-K me again' from the iconic anthem by one direction

Louis' silhouette

'your name' from ed sheeran's wake me up

'505' from the Arctic Monkeys song

The compass constellation

'peace + love River Phoenix' written by river

Two sets of inverted commas

'Dia dhuit slan!' + a tiny heart that Robert Sheehan wrote for me

'this road will never end' from my own private idaho

21:21 from skam

A drawing of Moriarty that Andrew Scott made for me + 221B for Sherlock

'Cor cordium' heart of hearts in Latin

My mum's signature

'We'll bleed the same way' from the 1975's Pressure

'girl almighty' written by louis

'all the love' written by harry for me

'you're alive' written by matty healy for me

Alt er love from skam

Two peonies and some leaves

A swallow

The dopamine structure

An umbrella with the number 4 for the umbrella academy and klaus

A tiny drawing my dad has been making for me since I was a baby 'because it's the only thing I know how to draw and it's also the best'

'all i ever wanted' written by vance joy for me

A cartoon snake from a comic i used to draw when i was very little

A triskel

'till the end of the line' + a star for Captain America

'you remain' from the Bible

A tiny 'x' that Niall drew for me

A cross

A rose and a dagger

'je suis prest' from Outlander

A tiny house for Home by one direction

'we were so beautiful' from Nathan's speech in misfits

Loser/lover from IT

A pennywise that Andy Muschetti drew for me

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I want and I'm planning on getting asap:

'Divinely unispired' written by Lewis for me

'One' written by Lewis for me

'love' written by Andrew Scott for me

Something(S) from LT1

'I can do this all day' written by Chris Evans for me

'in your atmosphere' from my favorite John Mayer song

A piece of Domino

'it takes a bit more' from the 1975's song

'saudade'

A Bojack Horseman tattoo

A lyric from a Cezinando song but I can't chose one

'We'll carry on' for Mcr

'l’armure de la Foi'

'rock on' and 'I'll see you soon' that Alex turner wrote for me

Sixtine Chappelle's hands

A sakura card captors drawing

A quote from a book but I haven't chosen yet

Louis' drawing for me

Some other ed sheeran lyric

The office US jelly with the strapler

Something else with my best friend

The list goes on I'll stop now fkfkdlslgod.

gays do me a solid and rb with tattoos you have or want in the tags