#but idk i’m almost an adult now 💀

[karamell-sweetz]

sooo gacha life 3 may let you draw your own assets…. like atp just learn how to draw the whole damn character yourself 😭

[stardew-shitposterino]

Stardew Valley Bachelors and how they deal with their secret crush on the farmer

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BEHOOOOLD! I’m kind of back but I’m not because I have a job and feel tired most of the time. I still need to get used to adult life. Anyway, here are the bachelors and how they deal with having a fat crush on you, you cutesy farmer person covered in filth!

Contents might be a bit NSFW so MINORS…you know what not to do *fights them off with a stick*

Enjoy my brainrot 🍓🥰

Sam:

-Sammy is a cute little guy, almost like a dog wagging it’s tail when they see their owner.

-he is SO BAD at hiding it

-he will dream about you two jamming on a big stage together. In his ideal world, you two are a successful duo who make noise rock (kind of like the white stripes minus the weird siblings or married controversy)

-Sam will write songs about you. It’s not intentional per say, and he thinks he really sucks at writing love songs, but it just happens whenever he has to think about you. The words just start flowing.

-he might or might not have had some steamy shower fantasies about you…while in the shower. Jodie keeps complaining about the water bill being unusually high 👀

-yet, Sam is usually not too horny when he is in love with you. He is more gushy and daydreamy than anything

Sebastian:

-homeboy works with nightcore versions of love songs to cope with his longing

-he isn’t the type to show his feelings so openly, so no one really notices his crush on you. Maybe Sam, but well, he is Seb’s best bud. Of course he can tell

-He notices how his sleep has improved since having a crush on you. He willingly goes to bed earlier to have some time to imagine scenarios of you two

-just you and him together on his cool ass motorcycle, driving into the night and ending it with a passionate kiss (sounds familiar?)

-well,,, let’s just say Seb is increasingly horny since having a crush on you. Before, he was almost certain he is some sort of asexual, but nope 😃 he’s healthy and extremely down bad for the filthy farmer who eats raw fish out of the pond 🥰

-what I mean by horny? Uhhh… he didn’t really need to rely on certain websites to satisfy his needs, that’s for sure 👀

Harvey:

-Harvey is a good man. A very good man

-god bless his soul 😫

-Harv isn’t the type to have crushes easily…I can’t believe it either, considering his crush on Maru who is way younger than him 💀

-but in my head, he isn’t the type to be all lovey dovey over someone. That’s why he’s so bad at hiding it. But you don’t really notice. You just suspect it but it could also be his usual anxiety lol

-it happened anyway😎 and he doesn’t know how to cope. At all.

-he has to think about you at all times, especially when he looks at the empty jars of delicious pickles you’ve made him

-This man is usually collected, but now?! He forgets everything, can’t even form a comprehensible sentence at times when his mind is busy thinking about a romantic picknick date with a lovely farmer

-Harvey’s libido is pretty much a dead beat horse 💀 but now he even feels the desire to do some nasty nasty at times. It’s still pretty tame, he’s a gentleman through and through, but wild for him to have those feelings and longings after what feels like decades. He’s not mad at it. He has felt low-key dead inside for so long so this is very exciting and he’s eager to explore this side of him…despite being anxious 😭

Elliott:

-bet your ass he’s the prince of crushes

-he is very dedicated and welcomes those refreshing feelings with a kiss

-feeling better than usual AND having inspiration to write ?! SIGN HIM UP

-he will use every chance he can get to talk to you, maybe even get you drunk (in a non creepy way) because he likes when you’re unapologetically authentic and let loose. It makes him feel more in touch with your soul (or some shit idk I’m not a poet)

-Elliott is NOT SUBTLE

-you practically know from the start that he has the hots for you, but it’s kinda funny seeing him try to pretend it’s not that way…if you can even call that pretending not to be 😭

- his passion doesn’t end at his artistry. This guy will spend a lot of time in his shower thinking about what could be, or sitting at the docks at night just staring at the sea (he’s NOT doing anything nasty in public, peeps. Don’t get it twisted)

-I can also see him recreate a romantic bedroom date he’d love to have with you…but it’s just him 🤷🏼‍♀️ self care king 👑

Shane:

-like Harvey: HE CANNOT COPE!

-he hasn’t felt like this since high school. Every other encounter with potential partners was surface level and only based on sexual satisfaction

-so caring about you, thinking about what makes you happy and how he could be the reason you smile every day, that’s a lot for him

-as stupid as it sounds, he spirals and becomes low-key miserable over it. Give this man a 101 lesson on how to process emotions 😭

-despite the constant anxiety he feels, he low-key enjoys it. It’s kind of hopeless as well as pointless in his honest opinion, but there is this believe, that 0.00001% chance (in his mind) that he could turn his life around and be happy with you, married and maybe have a child of his own one day

-but that’s wishful thinking, riiiiiiight? So what does a self loathing piece of alcoholic man do instead of making a move? Yeah, self pleasure even more than usual, to get at least a bit of serotonin and the willpower to get his shit together, at least for you if it isn’t for him. He’s pretty rough with it too (ouch, unless you’re into that)

-sorry bros but him having a crush is not really all that cute. He’s my cutie pie, but let’s be real: him dealing with those feelings he tried to shut off for so long will be tragic in a way. He’s battling his inner demons here. So yeah… :(

Alex:

-my man, my maaaaan 🥰

-he has earned a soft spot in my heart, bless his soul

-so Alex has a crush on you from the start, it’s basically canon

-can he show his feelings? Yes! Can he do that in a way that can be read as the feelings he tries to get across to you? NO!

-low-key bullying is his love language 🥰

-at least in the beginning. He’s a bit anxious and fears he isn’t good enough for you, so he doesn’t try to be authentic. Being the jock jerk everyone expects him to be gets a reaction out of you and that’s better than nothing, right?

-he’s neither the poetic nor the intellectual type, so he doesn’t process his emotions by writing them down or putting them into words. Just imagine him going about his work-out routine, just thinking about your beautiful smile and rocking bod while sweating like a hog

-Alex and quiet ? Yes that’s possible. I imagine him to go quieter than usual since having a crush on you. He processes everything internally and that takes a lot of time for him as he usually just shrugs off his emotions and doesn’t try to brood too much on them. But now?! He can’t but blush in silence as he just imagines how soft and small your hands must be next to his (yours are way more impressive than his and calloused to the gods, but let him have this moment)

-when it comes to being nasty…Alex is a serial romantic. We know that he probably was the lady’s man back in school so he probably got some action one way or another. In other words, man has the libido of a teen that just hit puberty 💀

-despite being quite horny, he was able to manage to just do it every other day. Now, he cannot even get out of bed in the morning before doing it as you pester his dreams and make his hormones go crazy first thing in the morning…so many nice boxer shorts were lost along the way 🫡

-he also did his own laundry for the first time during that period lmfao

[xo-adeline]

hello i have a bllk request!

can i request isagi, bachira, chigiri, nagi, reo, kuni, the itoshi brothers and barou with a socially awkward gf/crush who (kinda) hates kids?

like reader doesn’t HATE hate kids, but is like scared of them. kids are actually scary especially gen alpha 💀. how tf are these little gremlins watching skibidi toilet with a straight face just a short clip of it literally made me and my friends so uncomfortable we couldn’t continue 💀.

so more like she can watch kids from afar, and if she saw one in public, she wouldn’t throw a rock at it or call animal control. but talking to them? interacting with them?? HELL NO SHE CANT DO THAT.

it’s kinda like how we see zoo animals. best admired from afar, and if she ever gets stuck in an empty room with them, she’s screwed. as if talking to adults and teenagers wasn’t scary enough, their school just had to pick an orphanage/children’s hospital to volunteer at. she’s hiding in the corner watching her bf/crush deal with the like 7-year olds (maybe younger, who btw, were most likely bullying her just now.) wondering why and how people could stand those little gremlins.

(better still, if they go back to his place after the school volunteering activity and his parent(s)/sister jokingly mention grandkids/nieces/nephews and she’s like “ew i hate kids” or smth like that, but maybe more discreet idk how to tell even my own parents i hate children, let alone my (nonexistent) bf’s parents 💀)

once again it’s not that she actually hates kids, but sees them as a different species and can’t deal with them because they scare her, and sometimes bully her. 💀

ik you probably have a lot of requests but i kinda need SOME way to overcome my crippling fear of children.

i hope you like this idea tho and i really love your writing 🫶🫶🫶

Ngl this is actually so me, I love this idea so much- But the best part is the fact that I actually worked with kids for almost 2 years, and my friends club has us interacting with kids too... (I tried to do most of the characters but I had no ideas for some of them, but you can always re-request with the ones that I missed and the second I think of some ideas I'll def write it!!)

Isagi Yoichi -> Do we not remember when that one kid stopped him after the u-20 match.. Bro is good with kids, so luckily he can save you

-> He will slightly chuckle at you when you show up to this place where the children (gremlins) are at you slightly freak out, and he will laugh at you even more when your awkwardly standing in the corner because your way to freaked out to actually go talk to any of these kids

-> Has to keep reminding the kids not to laugh at you, and that your just not the best socially

-> Eventually tries to find you one of those kids who are also standing away from everybody else for you to interact with, both of y’all have something in common, you hate the other kids!

-> He will very much get confused on this skibidi toilet bullshit (who isn’t, tbh-) but he’ll sit through it so they can be entertained while he tries to make sure that your still alive in the corner

-> If you actually started talking to the kid that he sent your way he’ll be kinda proud, I mean obviously it’s not the other 10 kids he has with him, but it’s a step in the right direction!

-> If not he gets it, I mean what he’s watching with them right now is downright terrifying, so why wouldn’t the minds who consume it also be terrifying

-> Later on when you two finally end up heading back to his house he tells his parents about how you two were volunteering with children and when they offhandedly mention that it would be nice to have grandchildren in the future he can only laugh.

“Yeah.. Unless I can get (Name) to stop hiding in a corner when they see a child then maybe..”

Reo Mikage

-> He grew up as an only child and I’m assuming he didn’t have a bunch of friends when he was growing up so I don’t think he would be the absolute best with kids, but still better than others

-> The kids will be a little confused when he starts trying to teach them about business and economics saying that this was the age he started learning about running a business

-> They might end up gravitating towards you since you’re just kinda confused along with them, trying to explain to him not every kid grew up with their future of running a family company.

-> Will totally laugh when he sees how freaked out you are with these little (gremlins) kids trying to get your attention and asking if your any more fun than Mr.Business (Which they had nicknamed Reo) -> Will eventually learn and get them to leave you alone, after almost 10 minutes of you trying to hide behind him or anywhere else in this room so they can’t talk to you

-> Ends up helping them instead with other things like reading and math stuff, not the brain rot of skibidi toilet (thank god)

-> That night you two had ended up going out to dinner with his parents as they wanted to have a nice sit down meal while they talked about what was possibly coming up in the future, including your future with Reo, and kids. He smiled and took your hand in his.

“After today, I don’t think we’ll have to worry about an heir to the Mikage Corp for quite a while of time”

Kunigami Rensuke

-> BRO HAS TWO SISTERS, One older and one younger, Man knows his way around kids, for sure. I take no criticism on this.

-> Is actually so good with kids, you now are speculating that he’s actually a single teen dad with like 2 kids or something that he just hasn’t told you about. He’s that good (it’s actually scary)

-> He will not let them watch skibidi toilet, another man who is respectable and makes sure they are doing educational stuff

-> Also makes sure they stay away from you for the most part, just because he knows that you don’t like having all those kids near you, but he may or may not send one over your way that he thinks that you’ll actually get along with

-> He wants to see what you would be like if you actually interacted with a kid, it’s his future brain thinking

-> That also brings up to the day that his parents (and his sisters) have asked you both about having children in the future, he would just chuckle and ruffle your hair a little

“Unless I would be the only one communicating with the little one then I don’t see us having kids for quite a bit of time.”

Sae Itoshi

-> Worst person to have around kids. I mean did you see how he treated his own little brother, smh. (DROP WHAT HAPPENED IN SPAIN, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS)

-> Does not know how to act around kids, just basically lets them do whatever as long as they aren’t bothering the two of you

-> To bad kids don’t listen all that well and he basically has to keep glaring at them from where he is sat at the only bigger table in the room with you, because these kids keep trying to get your attention since they know Sae isn’t gonna give them anything, which sucks for you

-> Attempts to try something once he realizes that you're actually pretty horrible with kids, let's just say the soccer he tried to play with them didn’t go all that well.. And you may or may not have had to get over your fear a little since a bunch of crying kids kept coming over to you

-> To which he figured that this wasn’t the way to go about it so he just put on some random movie he remembers from when he was a kid, too bad it was one of the ones from his flight to Spain when he was younger and it was all in Spanish. (It’s okay, they had fun trying to figure out what the hell it said, and it kept them entertained for quite a bit of time.)

-> Once the whole future and children conversation came up with his parents, he could only roll his eyes.

“Yeah, no thanks. (Name) and I couldn’t handle one of those gremlins, even if it looked or acted like us.”

[heavenisaplaceonearth-with-you]

I NEED TO GET MY TC FEELINGS OFF MY CHEST, I HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE AND HE’S AWFUL 😭 💀

I’m an adult, and I have a professor who will be teaching me for 2 more semesters at the college I attend, the subject is niche and he’s somewhere in the 50-60 year old range but HE’S SINGLE AND HE’S SO FINEEE I AM GOING TO EXPLODE

I keep thinking he’s into me, because in front of the whole class he regularly teases the guy who visibly likes me, and then he looks my way and laughs; he always makes fun of that guy for copying my answers and sitting super close to me (the girlies are always fighting!! and by girlies I mean the 21 year old and the senior citizen)

This professor is notorious for being a dick but he’s always unusually nice to me, he tends to answer students’ questions in unhelpful, roundabout ways, but whenever I ask him something he always gives me such an elaborate answer; he’s so curt and to the point, but with me he’s always YAPPINGGG I love him sm

There have been a few times where I was panicking in his class because of how stressful and intense the drills/material can get, and I think he’s noticed bc he would skip calling on me and come back to me when there was an easier question I could answer, it was almost sweet but this man is NOT a sweet person, most of his students verifiably want to launch him into the sun via catapult, but I just want to give him a smooch on the cheek tbh

Also, every so often, the eye contact between us gets CRAZYYY he teaches a certain sub-category of the main topic of the class sometimes, and I’m really into it and he KNOWS I’m really into it, so when he’s teaching it I can feel him almost staring into my soul, but idk if that’s bc he’s into me or if it’s bc I’m the only student that cares that much

I’m already hyping myself up to ask to hug him on our last day of class together, even though that isn’t until a YEAR from now, but I just want to hold him, I bet he gives the worst, most uncomfortable hugs on the planet but I don’t care I just need himmm

I might draw something really elaborate for him over the break, relating to that sub-category I mentioned earlier, and give it to him with the excuse that I was practicing drawing for my upcoming drawing course

Anyways I miss my old unpleasant man, thank you for letting me scream about him

omg this is definitely my comp sci prof when he's older. he gives such sour old man vibes. but everyone still loves him including myself idk bro has a vibe 😭😭. and don't worry no one in the world has worse taste than me (i deliberately will never tell anyone not even y'all about my first boyfriend)

BUT YOU GUYS' RELATIONSHIP SOUNDS ADORABLEEEEE it's giving "i hate everybody except you" and i'm suchhh a sucker for that trope.

and i love it when you like connect with a prof on a level based on your passion for the material it just makes everything so so much nicer.

as always feel free to rant you guys i adore hearing your stories <3

[havocdream]

Heyyy what is up 🤙🏽my🤙🏽guy🤙🏽

I have a lot to say.

first, holy Christ: HAPPY NEW YEAR🎉 I absolutely refuse to believe I’m getting older and that I have yet another 300 and plus days to get through I need a whole year of vacation i swear the pandemic ruined me completely.

second: I know it’s been almost a month since Vintra’s last appearance. I have excuses… I really thought my week off was gonna be cool, chill and quiet, but no sir, I had to literally carry the family event, gift wrapping at every hour at every corner, DINNERS, had to go to the office every day to feed the fishes because my bosses said SEE YA for real and decided to visit Canada, so I was the one responsible for the fishes… and then I fell sick, then I got really stressed and my body wasn’t reacting properly to that, my back basically said ENOUGH and my head joined some time later… so these past two weeks I’ve been trying to recover, my health’s really messed up right now, and on top of everything I’m still in charge at work because my bosses aren’t back yet. And it’s been really busy, so even if I’ve had some time to continue the writing, my body’s just so so tired right now that I use those free moments to sleep or listen to music :( which frustrates me because deep inside there’s my little writer voice begging to take control since I’m soo excited to keep moving forward the story, I’ve come up with more scenes and dialogues and it’s just !!!! But the doctor said that I have to listen to my body and rest as much as I can so my physiotherapy actually works and I’m back on my 100% quickly.

That’s why I haven’t posted anything yet, and I’m currently rewriting the chapter I’m supposed to upload because I realized that I could actually read how tired I was feeling when I was writing it, so I want to correct that and come back better than ever, so the story’s also not ruined by this mess.

Vintra’s journey is one I have the whole intention to finish, I don’t care how long it takes me, I’m telling her whole story. I miss the days when I could write through the entire day, I love writing, but sadly I’m an adult, my time’s not mine anymore, I need money and I need to help people as well with my job. But I’m committed to Vintra, and I love writing. 

I hope that if you read Unheard and Unseen can understand this and wait for me, it’s going to come, every chapter will arrive unless idk I 💀 or something like that lmao but in this moment of my life I’m not capable of posting chapters every week, since I’m into a lot of things and have only two hands and 24 hours. 

Thank you for your patience, support and understanding, I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN, Vintra’s journey is important and IS going to be told!

[tojiscrack]

Gojo’s beef(?) with Kamo 😭 😭 oh kamo… they could never make me form an opinion on you.

I adoreeee Satoru and yn’s relationship, they're so silly

AND AJSBDIEBDOENEODI SCREW THAT FOUR ARMED FREAK………….

maybe they should just lock Yuji in one of those zoo enclosures every 29th, the ones with the really strong glass, idk curses and cursed energy doesn't exist so he’s kind of nerfed.

omg I can't believe you almost cut the scene with Megumi and his mom 😭 That was probably my favorite scene this chapter. They're so cute and Mamaguro is such a good mom. Wish we could've seen more of her in canon :(

Megumi is sooo real. Ik this is a reader insert fic but if I'm being fr I would 100% be Megumi in this story. LIKE I CANT EVEN BRING MYSELF TO BE UPSET AT HIM FOR HOW PASSIVE HE IS BC I WOULD TOO 😭 I HATE CONFRONTATION. AND I HAVE A CRIPPLING FEAR OF MY FRIENDS DRIFTING OFF OR REPLACING ME

yn being late kind of hurts like it ALWAYS starts off with the small things and next thing you know next chapter MERUPINE SEPARATION ARC.. but it's okay bc they will have a happy ending (trust me on this one…)

I AM VERY ADAMANT IN THE BUTTERFLY THEORY ☝️ yn and megumi are the caterpillars. yn turns into a butterfly and kamo is the other butterfly. IDK WHO THE MOTH IS YET. MAYBE KOKICH/MECHAMARU???? he's pretty mysterious? or maybe Kai lol. I just know mercupine is gonna drift away from each other 😞 it could happen any day now like I'm scared for the angst. I am quivering in my boots. Tojiscrack.. Sumaya.. please save us

anyways this chapter was so peak (like always) ilysm, please don't die 🫶🫶🫶

satoru has one-sided beef with the poor child ☹️ but it’s fine, ‘cause he’s also an adult who understands how teen drama is between teens, and not a man pushing his mid thirties 🌝 ‘cause i did age him up for the sole purpose of being appointed godfather at the right age lmao

‘i adoreeee satoru and y/n’s relationship, they’re so silly’ — i’m glad! i love writing their dynamic ’cause they’re my fav duo to write scenes with (alongside toji and satoru, and megumi and nobara) 😋

‘SCREW THAT FOUR ARMED FREAK’ — LOUDER FOR THE ONES AT THE BACK ☝🏽📢🫨

HAHAHA THE MEME

see, they’d 100% do the whole zoo idea, except the workers would definitely recognise megumi and y/n from the zoo incident of 2009 (when they ended up on national television) 😔

plus, megumi would throw a fit about sukuna leaving something behind in that cage that’ll hurt the next animal that’d be put in there 🌝

‘omg i can’t believe you almost cut the scene with megumi and his mom 😭’ — girl me too! when i saw the praise i got for that scene specifically, i was lowkey gobsmacked, and then sm relief came over me ‘cause if i’d left that out… 😧

i’m happy that i didn’t, tho! <3

IT ALSO ENDED UP BEING UR FAV SCENE TOO? 😭 UGH, THANK GOD I DIDN’T REMOVE IT THEN. this chapter was literally dedicated to you and another artist for ur lovely LL work, i would have hated myself if i left that scene out when you seem to like it so much!

‘wish we could’ve seen more of her in canon :(‘ — realer than real. unpopular take, but what i found most interesting about jjk was the clan politics. like after hidden inventory arc, i loved the beginning of the culling games arc ‘cause we got sm more info on jinichi, ogi, naoya (ew), etc. as well as the gojo clan’s involvement with the zenins.

and if you couldn’t already tell, i love a dysfunctional family dynamic — hence the multiple (insert name) incidents of (insert year) that involve their family 😭

‘i would 100% be megumi in this story’ — literally so true. unfortunately (or i guess it’s more fortunate) i’ve never had a crush on someone irl, but if i ever did, they (and everyone around me) would literally never know ‘cause i wouldn’t speak to them. like, at all 😬

‘LIKE I CANT EVEN BRING MYSELF TO BE UPSET AT HIM FOR HOW PASSIVE HE IS BC I WOULD TOO 😭’ — i think 99% of the readers would, too 💀 but obviously, fanfiction is where they can picture themselves out of their comfort zones, so like, why is the first male lead not making a move when he is so very clearly bothered by the second lead’s involvement.

‘I HAVE A CRIPPLING FEAR OF MY FRIENDS DRIFTING OFF OR REPLACING ME’ — NOOO :( in any case, if that were to ever happen (i’m sure it wouldn’t, you’re amazing) the LL universe will always be here to greet and welcome you back home :) 😋🫶🏽

‘y/n being late kind of hurts like it ALWAYS starts off with the small things and next thing you know next chapter MERUPINE SEPARATION ARC’ — i mean i can’t even not spoil this one. it is gonna start off with little things ‘cause as i mentioned before, this is slow burn like you’ve probably never even read before 😭 (we’re at about 170k words and only ten chapters have been released so far, so that should be ur warning, kinda)

‘I AM VERY ADAMANT IN THE BUTTERFLY THEORY ☝️’ — oh? 👀

‘megumi are the caterpillars. y/n turns into a butterfly and kamo is the other butterfly. IDK WHO THE MOTH IS YET. MAYBE KOKICH/MECHAMARU???? he's pretty mysterious?’ — i literally remember when i got this theory sent to my inbox, and it was by an ao3 reader 😭 i was giggling like crazy that day, it was playing on my mind for hours as i was doing mundane things like the dishes, homework, writing, etc.

‘or maybe Kai lol’ — sigh, no matter how many times i try and distinguish the kai x (insert LL cast member) train, it always finds a way to revive itself 😔🫳🏽🧯… 🔥🚬

‘i just know mercupine is gonna drift away from each other 😞 it could happen any day now like l'm scared for the angst. I am quivering in my boots’ — pls relax 😭 like PLS relax. i would warn you in the notes at the beginning of the chapter if anything angst-worthy is there, yk? and rn, it’s just a couple filler chapters with a side of plot to push this story in the direction it needs to be going.

just wait until the chapters that are set in march of 2020… 👀

‘tojiscrack…’ — HAHAHA i love my username for this

‘sumaya.. please save us’ — may i remind u that i am the one endangering you here 💀

‘anyways this chapter was so peak (like always) ilysm, please don't die 🫶🫶🫶’ — UGHHH I’M SO STOKED YOU LIKED IT SINCE IT WAS PUSHED OUT EARLIER THAN USUAL FOR YOU SPECIFICALLY 🤭 ugh i’m so relieved

ilysm, have a great day/night :)))

[aceditwrites]

The Master List (hi)

Master List:

Hi, i’m ace. I got really bored and i need an excuse to procrastinate on my personal writing projects so i decided to start an account dedicated to just writing. So like, you can request almost anything (limits below) like if you want like a platonic fic just ask! If you want the reader to be the kid or sibling of the character, i’ll do it! You can be as specific or as vague as you want, eventually i’ll get some prompts for help but for now, you gotta wing it. Also I’ll write for like any fandom even if i dont know it, i’ll try my hardest but i’d prefer if you stuck to the list below. Anyways yeah.  (also pfp is nyurei on picrew)

So basic rules, 

If youre an nsfw account dni, also i will not write smut regardless of age given i’m a minor

No incest 

I’m currently only doing x readers, that might change in the future but for now no ocs or ships

I’d prefer if you didn’t request x reader with an actual person, (ex. Instead of asking for a Maya Hawke x reader, ask for a Robin Buckley x reader)

If you know a character’s sexuality and you dont fit, dont ask (ex. Nico is gay, I will not write Nico x fem! reader)

Please specify pronouns when requesting 

Please keep in mind i’m not a professional writer 

Please use common sense and dont do something that makes me have to update the rules

Anyways, so fandoms i’ll write for

It 2017/2019: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Ben Hanscom, Mike Hanlon (specify if you want 2017 or 2019)

Percy Jackson: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Piper McLean, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, Hazel Levesque, Frank Zhang, Connor Stoll, Travis Stoll, Nico Di Angelo, Will Solace

Supernatural: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Gabriel, Kevin Tran, Crowley, Charlie Bradbury, Rowena (does girly have a last name 💀), Jack Kline (platonic only)

Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous/Chaos Theory: Darius Bowman (i’d prefer if we kept it platonic with him but romance is ok i guess), Kenji Kon, Brooklyn, Yasmina Fadoula, Sammy Guiterrez, Ben Pincus, 

Marvel: Tony Stark (platonic only, so sorry) Steve Rodger, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, Peter Peter, Ned Leeds, M.J, Harley Keener, Thor Odinson, Loki Odinson, Shuri, T'Challa, Okoye

The Owl House: Luz Noceda, Willow Park, Amity Blight, Edric Blight, Emira Blight, Gus Porter, Eda Clawthorne, Lilith Clawthorn, Hooty (platonic preferred, but if you freaky like that go ahead and ask for romance, see what happens), Raine Whispers

The Umbrella Academy: Luther, Diego, Alison, Klaus, Five (would he date a kid or an adult cause-), Ben (he can be alive or yall could be ghosts), Vanya 

Dear Evan Hansen: Connor Murphy (my beloved), Evan Hansen, Jared Kleinman, Zoe Murphy, Alana Beck

Heather: Heather Chandler, Heather McNamara, Heather Duke, Veronica Sawyer, Jason Dean, Martha Dunnstock

Invincible: Mark Grayson, Debbie Grayson, Eve Wilkins, Rex Splode, Amber Bennet, William Clockwell

Epic the Musucal: Odysseus, Penelope, Telemachus, Eurylochus, Polites, Circe, Hermes, Calypso,

Idk how any of this works but uh have fun

[zerobaseonefics]

tw: rape, attempt and idk what else??

so basically my depression worsened and i had an attempt on wednesday, this week. school is too much already and it barely started, my whole family is a problem and my friends(?) are making jokes about me which i find somehow funny but it also hurts me

my family is talking about how my breasts grow so fast and how they are bigger than most of the women in my family and even men are saying this which makes me uncomfortable… my parents also keep telling me if i keep misbehaving (sleeping when its daytime) i will be sent to my family in vietnam (im not that close with them because theyre pretty much aggressive and i’m bad at speaking vietnamese, they can’t speak polish, so it’s hard to communicate)

the jokes my friends(?) make are about how a guy almost raped me but i managed to push him off of me.. the jokes are like “omg youre like literally our hulk” etc. // i do find the jokes funny sometimes but then i think about the time it happened and i feel grossed out by myself and feel like crying

also all the panic attacks i had in the recent weeks are all too much.. and it’s too much pressure thinking about everything at once, i just can’t sort it out in my head

even tho my problems may not be that serious, i still can’t handle them anymore. thank you for “listening”to me, i’m really thankful for you<33

~🤍

first of all, i know it's hard to keep that in mind sometimes, and that's why i want to remind you that you should never make a hierarchy of problems. your problems ARE serious, and you should not delegitimize them like that. your feelings are valid no matter what your issue is, if it makes you feel that way then there is a reason and it's your right to be hurt.

i'm genuinely pissed off hearing about the comments on your body from your family 💀 as i hit puberty very young, i also had that problem of adults making inappropriate remarks on it, and i know how it hurts and can mess with your self esteem and the way you feel in your body. avoid the people who make this kind of comments as much as you can. depending on the links you have with your family, try and tell them that it makes you uncomfortable. tell the women in your family especially that it's even worse when it's men and hopefully they will stand up for you if they ever tell you something about it in front of them. this is so annoying why do they care about your body like that 💀

about your friends and their jokes!! even if it can make you laugh sometimes, it's better to tell them straight that you don't like it. if you let them get away with it for too long, they might not understand why you're against it when you used to laught about it. maybe they don't mean any harm, but if they're actual good friends they'll respect you and stop with these jokes. if they are not, i guarantee you that you'll be better off without them. you're very strong, okay? what happened to you when you got assaulted is in no way your fault and it is not taking away your value. don't forget i call you pure >:(

as for the panick attacks, do you have any methods to calm them down?? as someone who suffers from it as well, i had a time when i was younger where they were very frequent. i have less now because i found some methods that help me calm down easier. if you can, press your back against something cold, a wall for example. if you're not alone, try to put your hand on a friend's chest to feel the way they are breathing and try to match your breathing with their. also, i have a friend who put their face in a huge bowl of water. try these next time you have a panick attack, and if doesn't work, look for other ones! there is surely one that will work for you.

i assume you're much younger than me so i will treat you as a little sibling and talk to you according to my experiences as someone who went through similar things as you. if you ever wanna talk about anything, i will always take my time to answer to you and try to give you advices. take care of you, you're valuable, and you should never hurt yourself <3 better days are surely waiting for you in the future, and it would be a shame to miss them, right?

please come back to me at least once a week so i can make sure you're doing good >:( take care, pure 🩶

[bisluthq]

Again as the resident 1975 fan I feel the need to chime in again to say I genuinely have no idea where anon is getting this idea abt Matty and Twigs from lol, literally none of it is true. Their relationship wasn't even in the media very much at all because it took place almost entirely during COVID so they were lowkey by force basically and nobody really checks on Matty's relationships aside from 1975 fans. No one cared about their relationship enough to hate on it lmao.

🤷🏻‍♀️💀😩

I don’t think anon cares about reality though. Anon cares about Question being for Harry for reasons she cannot explain to me except that it interpolates OOTW and I guess anon thinks that was a sekrit message to her specifically that it’s about Harry even though anon also acknowledges Taylor rededicates songs. But not ever that song.

guys wait - I’ve been calling anon her and I did think that’s true but what if anon is legit Harry? We know he thought WD is about him and didn’t believe her when she told him it isn’t. Maybe this is the same thing like maybe Harry is running around on tumblr - now that he’s got the time with TR being gone and all - saying “I KNOW QUESTION IS FOR ME THAT FOOL MATTHEW IS WRONG”.

literally Harry styles personally messaging me on anon makes more sense than like 75% of what that anon said (and also I’m 100% sure Harry wouldn’t anon me I just think that anon is very confused and confusing and possibly like 13 but smart so doesn’t want to be read that way idk. It’d be funnier if it’s Harry tho full on going “I’m AN ADULT” (lonely island song which I think anon is too young to know but hey anon if you’re a kid like I have faith in you and I know you’ll see it as patronizing but I promise your perspective changes and thank goodness).

[babby4785]

i’ve noticed this. when my episodes of depression and mania and psychosis got really bad - i lost all my friends. all my friends except for 1, but she later told me that she didn’t wanna lose me because she’d look like a loner in school. i mean hey at least she was honest ✋

said friend^^. when she first found out about stuff it was “i’m sorry you couldn’t tell me this earlier”. now? it’s her getting pissed off and yelling or ignoring me because i don’t want to hangout. sometimes i wish i could say “bro i just tried unaliving 30 minutes ago could u pls calm down” but obviously i cant

even though my last depressive episode ended around 2 months ago, my mum still goes around taking my razors and pencil sharpers 💀

i used to have dreams of going to university and such, but all that’s ended really. i wasn’t supposed to survive this summer but now it’s september and i almost feel guilty for being alive. i guess my “goal” for now is to actually survive and finish school. i don’t feel that my mental health will allow me to go to university because if i get an episode i’ll have to drop out and waste all that money. idk man this is a rant post now but what the hell am i supposed to do as an adult 💀 i wasn’t supposed to be this age bro

Things no one tells you about when you’ve been mentally ill for years and it won’t get better

— everyone will give up on you. Some will say it upfront, some will have indirect ways of showing it (you’re a lucky mf if you still have someone )

— your symptoms/ breakdowns/ panic attacks are cute for a few months. Everyone wants to help. Later on people find them annoying and inconvenient

— you will be blamed for not getting better. Doesn’t matter if you’re doing therapy, taking meds, exercising, eating well and sleeping. You can do all of it, some of it or none of it. They will find fault in your efforts.

— desensitization to your pain. This one isn’t their fault, it’s human nature. But it happens and yes it hurts cuz you would wish you were desensitized to your own pain but you have to feel it no matter what. Doesn’t matter if it’s the millionth time. It demands to be felt.

— people move on. But you can’t. You see people cope and get over things while you simply can’t. And it’s so much worse if you’ve been mentally ill for years. Even the smallest things break you and trigger you.

— you slowly realize this world isn’t made for mentally ill people in any way

— you’re tired / fatigued all the time. You have been for years now. You simply exist but you aren’t capable of living anymore. Your illnesses have taken everything that made you feel alive. You’re nothing but a shell. A body.

[hollandorks]

ok omg chapter 29!!! (sending this even tho i just read chapter 30 bc i had this ask written out in my notes already oopsie)

also, in response to ur question, my friends were also functioning on 2 hours of sleep so they kept during off during the batman 🥲🥲🥲 we decided we’ll watch the full thing again another day when we’ve all had more rest! (they liked it but were confused from missing parts while they were half asleep!) but omg i want them to love it so badly i TOTALLY feel u on the ~wanting to act normal~ about it but also pushing it on everyone! 😅 i work with kids and one of them loves batman (has a batman water bottle, mask, etc.) and i literally talk to him about batman (very surface level since he’s a CHILD and just thinks the character is cool but i can’t stop talking about it lol)

now onto chapter 29: alfred crying broke my heart 🥺 also… bruce’s first words he spoke after everything being “where is she?” is so 🥲

BRUCE FINDING IT ENDEARING THAT SHE CALLS IT THE BATMOBILE AND THAT BECOMING ITS NAME 😭😭😭 SO GOOD

alfred being bruce’s father figure is always evident but especially in this chapter and i love that. also,, “It was the middle of the night, and it had already been hours since he had–“ !! motn mention hehe

i love the way you wrote bruce’s reaction when he thought he’d killed her 🥺 it was so intense and well written! and like i said, i absolutely adore the way alfred is attempting to comfort bruce in this chapter. the way he’s treating him like he’s still a kid is so perfect to me bc tbh that’s what adults need too when we’re upset (especially when it’s very traumatic things like that) and i can imagine similar interactions between the two after bruce’s parents death :( i just really love the way bruce and alfred’s relationship dynamic was written in this chapter!

“Rather, he was slumped head-first onto the bed she was on. Limp with sleep. Her hand in his. Even in sleep, his grip was strong.” when y/n woke up 🥺🥺 CRYING

the way that she was stabbed and she’s just wondering how many times bruce has been stabbed 😭 also I LOVE how u incorporated the cane for alfred!! i see u setting up for the sequel 👀 (with this and later in the chapter with the interim mayor, public opinion on batman, etc. hehe)

bruce being so concerned for her while simultaneously not letting her in is just sooo him, you’ve really nailed his character 🥺 and ugh him just saying “I almost killed you” 😭 SHE DOESNT CARE and oh my god the kiss and him leaving right after FUCKK

i love alfred covering his eyes while she takes a sip of the coffee :’)) I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP TOO (i just love alfred tbh) especially in this chapter 🥰

LENA VISIT !!! i’m so glad she’s good 🥲🥰 it’s so sweet (of the other girls too!) that she brought her flowers! one thought i had while reading is i wonder if in the sequel y/n will have already known selina from work or not 👀

BRUCE DROPPING OFF THE CHECK AND TELLING OFF THE PENGUIN 😭 I LOVE THIS DETAIL (and the detail of y/n mourning the 6 girls 🥲)

gordon calling her kid>>>

THE SIX WEEKS OFF FROM SEX MENTION 💀 obsessed with the nurses thinking she and bruce are together (they are in love with each other!!) also lol random but my grandmother’s name is Zora so it was cool seeing that name (bc i never really see it anywhere!) and my middle name, zahra, is after hers (which ik is not really the same name but my parents insist that it basically is 😂) 🥰 idk why i’m oversharing in this ask but there ya go

THE COMMENT ABOUT HIS DICK MAKING IT ONTO SOCIAL MEDIA HAHAHA LOVE IT

bruce smiling while he watches her make her coffee 🥲 and “You can take me to bed anytime, Bruce Wayne.” LMAOOO and god, him carrying her up the stairs made me melt like idk that’s just so sweet to me

the end of this chapter tho… 🥲

ok also this chapter made me think of liability by lorde! it’s such a bruce song. and omg i saw someone said “yours” by conan gray is perfect and THEYRE SOOO RIGHT!! (i’m oversharing again oops but i saw conan in concert back in march and he is incredible live!)

ALSO CHAPTER 30 WAS SOOO FUCKING GOOD LIKE I COULD NOT STOP SMILING THANK U FOR MAKING IT UP TO US AFTER THE ANGST 🥰

🖤

***CH 29 SPOILERS***

Love how you went back to ch 29 just to send me an ask 🥺🥺 You truly spoil me.

Totally get that with the low sleep thing! Definitely have them watch when they can pay more attention 😂 Also, I get you on the even talking to a child about Batman because you just can't help it. I did this at work the other day too! Except I'm an idiot and I was like "oh have you seen the new one?" to a literal 8 year old and his mom was frantically shaking her head in the background. Sorry my dude, forgot you were a child for a minute there while we were bonding about Batman 😅

Alfred in this chapter (and honestly ch 30) was my favorite. I love love love exploring his dynamic with Bruce. He's not Bruce's father, but goddammit he will be the moment Bruce needs him, and Bruce needed him here. It made me soft.

Also 👀 look at me teasing the sequel already! Go me! I kinda fucked up canon (like Mitchell in the movie was mayor for four terms so....my bad) but! At least it wasn't too fucked 😂

Poor angsty Bruce! He's so relieved she's alive but so fucked up over what happened. I'm so glad you think I nailed his character here 🥺 I rewatched the movie hospital scene when writing this so I could try to get him right!

Had to give the reader a friend who doesn't die!! Lena is back in the sequel too 😉

So glad you loved all the small moments here 😂 Gordon calling her kid, the six weeks no sex, the check, Alfred covering his eyes, etc. They were all so fun to include 😂 Plus I couldn't help myself about Bruce's dick size making it onto social media 😂 People of Gotham are rabid for any information about the young reclusive billionaire so obviously it would trend 😂😂

Also how cool about your grandmother's name! That's a way cooler reason to name this nurse that than the real reason I chose the name--which is that my brother-in-law's dog is named Zora and he posted a picture of her while I was writing😂 

Oof Liability is such a Bruce song!! He's so angsty! I can definitely see why you thought of him. As for Yours, I have listened to that song a million times already 🥵 So good. How cool you saw him in concert!! I miss concerts 😩

Also you're welcome for ch 30!! Now you can see why I was so excited to share it early!! 🥰

Thanks for the ask bestie you blessed me!! 🥺🥰

Also like I told the anon before this--sorry if I make zero sense/ didn't say as much as usual. I'm very tired today 😴