#but id love to get really good :) maybe if i do a sideblog for writing ill reblog some prompts and do some warmups??

[deepfriedseagullfeet]

WRITING WIP THINGS I HAVE RN:

big bro au of course (trying to plot everything out before writing first draft)

a thing with henrik being born/having to navigate his 'new' life/taking care of jackie (this one is kinda cool imo)

i keep trying to write a thing where jameson steals cigarettes from jackie and they start to bond while jameson is desperately trying to adjust to being away from anti. BUT IM STRUGGLING WITH IT

i also have a few things written for a jackie/jamie compilation of disjointed writings, sex scenes, emotional intimacy scenes, etc that i want to post to ao3 but i only have 2 things written so we'll see

i have a vision to write a thing about jackie and jameson starting to have sex and jackie is like FUUUUCKK HENRIK CAN NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT THIS and meanwhile jameson is like!! yippee!!!! i love sex with jackie!!!! not knowing how stressed jackie is about henrik being mad at him

darkiplier and jamie au...........i havent written much for it but its half sex and half depression and trauma and misery. sometimes it mixes together

i STILL NEED TO WRITE THE ANTI AND JAMESON HOTEL AU (if u remember this u get a gold star) i need jameson to cheat on anti with wilford and i need anti to fight dark in a seedy underground ego fighting ring that mark and jack set up with other creators and make it as fucked up and gross as possible. i have Ideas yall

[yeoldontknow]

❧ check in tag

tagged by the sweetest angel @propinqxity to do this little tag. this is such a cute list of questions, and some of these i dont think ive been asked before. thank you so much for the tag and the tumblr crush mention lovely. you truly are a bright spot on this website and i mean that sincerely <333

going under a cut because im certain i will ramble ~

1. Why did you choose this url?

its sort of like a pun between yall dont know and the fact that, hopefully, sincerely, chanyeol does not in fact know that i run this blog lmao i changed to this after a long time of being bread-jinie and i wanted to rebrand. i will, however, do my best to never change URLs again because the masterlist switch over was a complete hassle

2. Any sideblogs? If you have them, name them and why you have them

i have a fic recs blog called @yeoldontknowiread. as to why i have it, i know it hasnt been updated in ages since ive been kind of on hiatus, but i think reading and sharing work on this platform is immensely important. i actually read quite a lot of fanfiction, and i try my best to share the things i read. im very very behind on recs at the moment cause i try my best to write something substantial for every recommendation i make. as a writer, i know exactly the kinds of thoughts and feedback on fics that make my heart soar so i try to put in the same energy to my recs. community is only fostered when there is reciprocation

3. How long have you been on Tumblr?

hmmm since april 2017. i actually had my 4 year anniversary this year and i did have plans for things but i got roped into real life things and couldnt celebrate the way i truly wanted to :(

4. Do you have a queue tag?

no but sometimes i think i should. i view tags as a library on top of my knee jerk response to things. most of my tags are just my initial thoughts or feelings at any given moment, so those take precedence over a specific queue tag

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

when i was getting into exo, i was reading fanfiction like crazy. i used to write fanfic quite a lot in other fandoms, but at that time i hadnt written anything in about 2.5 years. exo was the first re-introduction to that feeling of excitement and inspiration. after about 3 weeks of straight reading, i decided i wanted to write again. i wrote the prologue to hero in about two hours and tried logging into AO3 to post it. sadly i forgot all of my log in information because it had been years, and was getting frustrated. i really wanted to put it somewhere out of fear that id lose interest if i didnt do something with it, and everything id read had been on tumblr. so i made a tumblr just to put hero lmao i didnt have any mutuals. it was a blog with straight 0. i hadnt even created an account to interact with writers before that moment, i really thought id be a silent reader forever. but exo woke me back up and for that i am eternally grateful.

6. Why did you choose your icon?

the yours music video is...so stunning? like the colour theory throughout the whole thing is truly so inspiring and gorgeous. and this shot of chanyeol looking at the painting took my breath away, truly. tulips and the color of peach, like do you know how evocative that is? ugh

7. Why did you choose your header

my header was made by @jamaisjoons for my birthday this year because shes literally the most talented person when it comes to graphics. and this was so kind of her to do, i cried a lot

8. What's your post with the most notes?

uhm....either the body through time or truth i cant remember which but i checked recently and its one of those

9. How many mutuals do you have?

honestly at this point im not even sure. i know ive lost a bunch while i was on hiatus because i was basically a dead blog, and some people do dash cleanses. and im certain others have left, too, for their own reasons. still, i have a good core of friends though who are active and that is enough for me

10. How many followers do you have?

more than i probably deserve

11. How many people do you follow?

399

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

uhm i guess? there was a time when nng was not updated and every wednesday id post the days go by music video in sadness and grief but im not a big shitposter. if i make a text post its usually a life update or me crying about chanyeol, theres no inbetween lmao

13. How often do you use Tumblr every day?

tbh i havent used tumblr that often, not since march i think. i used to use it many times a day, checking in on friends and stuff, but once i started focusing on my phd applications i was only here sporadically. i didnt make an announcement either, just let my blog run on queue so i wasnt totally gone. i think i was checking in twice a week or maybe once every two weeks to refill my queue and check mentions etc. but now that my interviews are done im trying to get back on here daily to reconnect

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Who won?

ive had my share of disagreements with people and any details about those situations shall remain as they are meant to: private

15. How do you feel about "you need to reblog this" posts?

in what context? like, you need to reblog this or your wish wont come true? or like, please reblog this to spread the word/spread awareness, etc? in the case for the former, i scroll right by. in the case of the latter, if im around and see someone raising a go fund me or some major event is occurring and i find a post with good sources or charities i will reblog. mostly though, the full extent my activism isnt really on this blog. its my escape from reality. my activism is usually placed on other platforms.

16. Do you like tag games?

i doooo!!! theyre so fun i love learning about my friends

17. do you like ask games?

i love those too! theyre so cute and usually a nice way to have interaction immediacy with people in the community

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

no one. can we please abandon this notion of fame on tumblr? arent we all here to write about some dick and some smut and some fluff and then hang out together and log off? lmao tumblr isnt reality and followers/fame is so arbitrary on this platform, no one has any control over any of it

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

i am in love with so many people here. let me name a few:

@yehet-me-up @kyungseokie @jenmyeons @j-pping @jamaisjoons @inkedtae @kookdiaries @yoonia @dulcetvk @kithtaehyung @imdifferentshadesofpurple @ditzymax @sugaurora @sahmbtsficrecs @junghelioseok @yeojaa @augustbutwinter @joonscore @btssavedmylifeblr @cutechim @sunshinekims @kimtaehyunq @ouvuo @delhyun @exo-stentialism @sooibian @softyoongiionly @jinseunie @zibermuda @bratkook @1kook @luffles424 @xjoonchildx

and so many other people and mutuals that i am certainly forgetting. love is such an expansive feeling, and it encompasses platonic ardor and creative desire. i admire every single person listed for so many different reasons, and cherish and treasure them or what they provide to the community. love is such an important and broad experience. truly, i hope they feel adored every single day x

[an0nymousghost]

simblr asks v2

here are my answers! find the questions here.

i wrote soo much ahaha. like however much you think i wrote, i wrote more than that. imo everything i write is gold though

1. are you going to buy the new pack (cottage living) when it comes out? no, it looks really nice but i legit never ever buy packs at launch, especially cause this one is a expansion and it will probably go on sale at some point

2. do you p*rate your dlc or buy it legitimately? buy it legitimately 👌

3. what’s your favorite world? brindleton bay, it gives like seaside cottage vibes. willow creek is good but it’s boring. 

4. if you use a queue, how many posts per day do you set it as? 3 or 4. i used to do like 12 lmaoo what even was wrong with me

5. do you watch sims on youtube? yes, i watch mainly malixa, oshinsims, and msgryphi

6. what are your thoughts on the most recent pack? (dream home decorator) those sectional couches look good! but honestly im kinda annoyed because now it’s even harder to have all the items filled in when i place lots from the gallery. like i’m just saying like a lot of builds will use that pack probably and if i don’t get it then i can’t really use builds/save files 

7. how many packs/kits do you own? lemme count

expansion: all - 10/10 game: 5/10 stuff: 9/18 kits: none xo

24/38 - 63%

8. what’s your origin id? is it the same as your url? 🤗 it’s in my title, it’s celeschul. it doesn’t look that nice in my title but i use celeschul in my package files and i’m guessing people search things like, “celeschul penny hair” or something like that in order to find my cc- so i keep it in there so the search results are easier. i do want to change it though..

but no it’s also not the same! well i mean it’s the username i use for cc. my origin id used to be an0nymousghost but i changed it. i wonder if anyone’s taken that one?

9. is your simblr your sideblog or main blog? main blog ✌️ my old blog @stardze​ is a main blog as well.

my old old simblr was a sideblog but it had like 1 follower and it literally a bot so i don’t think that counts. i have a multifandom sideblog though 

10. do you have a cc finds blog? i wish. i was thinking bout it earlier and that would be sooo neat but sometimes i download stuff that doesn’t have a tumblr post attached to it, and also it’s stressful to keep up with so nah

11. are you wcif friendly? yes sir. in fact i bring the trouble of wcifs onto myself but doing them even when nobody asked.

12. what’s your favorite sized household to play with? (ex. 1 sim, 4 sims) gonna have to think on this one, honestly 1 sim is really fun and stuff goes by so fast. doing stuff with astrid when she was on her own, it was much more efficient. 

for families, i haven’t done that in a while actually. 5, 2 parents and 3 kids is cute tho. why did i write this this is honestly such a hard question

13. if you have c&d, do you play with pets? i feel like i haven’t played with cats and dogs in forever. honestly i just have no paitence. noelle fae was supposed to get a cat (there’s a food bowl + cat bed in her house) but when summer vacation started, the amount of time i spent playing ts4 decreased a lot. (this doesn’t really make sense, i have a lot more time. honestly it just has to do with my recent obsession with a certain anime/manga and some other personal thing)

i did random nightmares in may though and i had pets frequently. g5 didn’t because sofia scarlett lived in an apartment, but g2/3/4 had cici, and g1 had all the cats. but that was back in march so it’s been a while.

14. what lifespan do you use? i really want to do aging off but then i feel like it drags on. but aging legit stresses me out, sometimes i just want to sit down and do some cas stuff but i only have 2 hours in real time and there’s like 4 days left till one of my sims’ birthdays. 

15. if you own a lot of packs, how many of them have you actually played through? just so everyone is aware this question was made for me

i feel like eps require a specific save made for testing them out, but the only save i’ve ever made for an ep is noelle fae’s get famous save. 

that is literally a lie - i made a save for island living with one of my 100bc kids, maisie acapella. i did actually post it on tumblr BUT then i deleted all the posts BUT i reblogged them on my alt account BUT i privated my alt account so i honestly forgot about it

i have never played through discover university or watched anyone do it on youtube, i’ve read gerbits’ story about it so i think i’m pretty qualified. i’ve always wanted to do one with periwinkle acapella but i never got around to it

another ep i know nothing about is get to work

i tried doing a eco life playthrough but i hadn’t watched any videos and i was like..what is going on. so i quit lolx d ;;;;; i mentioned it but the whimsy stories legacy was the first time i had played with the eco lifestyle features so technically i think i know what im doing

i got outdoor retreat literally on monday of this week so i haven’t played through it yet. 

jungle adventure i still don’t know what’s going on. i remember last year before i bought the pack i was brainstorming, and wanted to do a ja playthrough with luna and cedar, who are a couple who i did a random legacy with and it was all queued to post when i deleted everything (if you’re wondering why, it’s because my queue was literally 200+ posts). except this time i didn’t save them to my sideblog so i lost them. 

i still havent had a restaurant in dine out 

also never did the vet thing from cats and dogs

i have no idea what that rock climbing thing is from snowy escape but i did most of the other stuff because rn g5

city living i did through psc stage 5 and also it was the first pack i bought anyways

the rest of them are either stuff packs or i ended up playing them through casual gameplay (seasons, parenthood)

16. what do you do as you play sims? (ex. listen to music) i listen to music most of the time, or listen to commentary youtube videos because i am an alpha chad. i also used to talk with my friends on voice call but i don’t do that anymore 🥲

17. which sims challenges have you tried? random legacy, whimsy stories, perfect sim challenge, 100 baby, legacy (just the plain get-to-10-gens one), random nightmares, berry zodiac, astrology legacy, apocalypse

i feel like im forgetting some.. honestly most of the stuff i did before simblr was either 100 baby (i love that challenge) or random saves that lasted for 2 seconds. 

18. do you like the new(ish) hair swatches? nah. 

i do appreciate that most cc hairs have a true (ish) black, thank god! and the fact that the hair update is what inspired me to update and fix a bunch of hairs with different issues is pretty nice. but will i use them? no. 

plus it takes up like 5 gb? depending on how many packs you have.

19. post the latest screenshot you took 📸

i live in cas

20. what is the cc/ingame hair that looks the most like your own? i think that dream home decorator side part hair looks a lot like my hair. honestly i havent see much like my hair but that one is kinda-? close

21. who is your favorite sim of yours and what is their story? noelle and alari fae i think! 

link to post

noelle is blonde and has blue-grey eyes. she wears purple contacts pretty often though (because she wants to 😌)

alari has light brown hair that is kinda curly, and she’s got pretty vibrant blue eyes. 

they’re sisters, alari is 3 years older than noelle. noelle was 19 and alari was 22 when they got spotted

they worked as models when they were young adults. their jobs involved dyeing their hair blue/pink, and they would model like clothes and stuff. anyways, they were pretty successful. like not ultra famous but they had enough money to not work for the rest of their lives. 

their modeling group was made of 4 girls, the others were named paisley autumn and they were green and red, respectively. some things are: 

paisley and alari started dating during this 

autumn was a single mother to a little girl named destiny

noelle dated many people during this but never ended up finding the one <3

when their contract ended after like 6 years, paisley and alari went to go live together and noelle decided to get into acting. so thats when get famous playthrough started!

there’s more but basically they’re like oc’s with sims on the side. xoxo

22. if you use cc, are there any cc creators that you have like ALL of their items? this is such a good question! i hoard hair very heavily (my folder is 11gb) i so i have like 97% from most of the popular hair creators. 

i think i had legitimately EVERYTHING from simstrouble though, i went through multiple times to check and i also have all of her retired stuff. 

i have everything from ridgeport i think-? because of the fact that she uploaded all her stuff in one big zip. 

i think that’s it.. for a long time i also had everything by clumsyalienn, but then i ended up deleting it and only keeping my faves. 

and looking at my collection, maybe ah00b? i might be missing a couple but i at least have like 99%.

23. what’s one pack you think is underrated? dine out, it’s laggy af yes but it’s such a nice thing for my sims to do. 

24. what are your favorite sims stories/legacies? melons by gerbits always and forever

this question was inspired by this ask anyways so 

25. if you could change one small thing about ts4, what would it be? most of my suggestions are pretty complex but literally just - when you add tray files, they appear at the top. my life would be so much easier

this took me literal hours to answer

[emptymasks]

Have you ever thought about making a "imagines" tumblr? You know those pages where there are things like: "Imagine (insert character) being a total douche and lovingly punching you in the face" kind of thing? But with musical characters? Id be into that.

flattered you'd think i'd be good at running one of those, but i already currently have 3 sideblogs i run and another i co-run and i also don't really see the point in separating my writing from this blog. if i ended up making a sideblog for images and writing and another for art and then another for whatever what would i be doing with this blog anymore? i already get scared with @europeanmusicals that people will stop following me here and just follow me over there. manging loads of blogs may be able to be fun for some, but it's like work to me, having to manage all these things and queue things for each blog, remember what you've got posting to which blog, make sure you're not currently posting to the wrong one, should i post this to my main blog or europeanmusicals. it often feels like work and work is stressful.

my ask box is always open for any sorts of things and prompts, though i cannot ever promise that i will write or draw anything and everything people request because i can only work on what i get ideas for.

with @fuckyeahnannyashtoreth back when i used to get asks on there i would get stressed out when people would send requests and i'd have no idea of what to write and it would just sit there for months and i'd feel so guilty, and on my nsfw blog that sometimes i get asks that make me uncomfortable despite me making it clear what i am willing to write about.

and for me, writing it personal and i have to understand and be able to get into the head of a character to write for them, even if its just silly imagines, so idk if i'd just be able to write about any musical character. also i know very few broadway and west end musicals. i only really know enough to write about maybe 10 musicals at most, most of which are german and french, and there are so few people who would request things for those characters the blog would barely ever be active.

the only character's i've ever written for/about before are der tod (specifically uwe kroger's), rudolf, graf von krolock, alfred, cardinal richeuliu and milady de winter (3 musketiers), mozart and colloredo from mozart das musical and mozart and salieri from mozart l'opera rock. i could probably write herbert von krolock... while i love romeo et juliette i don't know how to write for any of those characters. english musical wise i've only written erik (the phantom) and raoul.

tdlr: no. but this ask box on this blog is open all the time for any and everything.

[rosyandraw]

Could you do something with Damen and Nikandros both domming Laurent?? the way you write s*x is so crazy vivid i think if u wrote a 3sum id 💀 on the spot 🥵💜

Hi! Thank you, glad you like it!

I've literally got 100 WIPS right now and there are a few threesomes in there so thanks for the vote of confidence it's appreciated 💕

But the day I write Nikandros as a dom is the day I have officially revoked my membership to the kink community

I'm so sorry to tell you but if Nik is dominant in bed then 50 Shades of Grey is a shining example of what a bd/sm dynamic looks like in practice.

And I'm sure I've ranted about how much I hate that book, unless i'm thinking of one of my other sideblogs, which granted, I might be.

If Nikandros ever did decide to get crazier than keeping the lights on I absolutely promise you he's the one getting tied up.

I could go in for Sub-Nik. Or maybe an alpha-sub moment? But A-S is about as far as I can go with Nik trying to be dominant in bed, in all seriousness I find it genuinely hilarious trying to think of him as a dom i'm so sorry!

if you do that's fine, wrong, but a-okay 😂 No I'm kidding you like what you like B and that’s cool! Good for you.

I will write you a threesome but it would not be Nik domming anyone. So if you’ve got something that fits that and don’t hate me for bursting your bubble then by all means send it my way!

Also side note: I literally love you all for starring out letters in "naughty" words. It feels really wholesome when there's a naked tied up lady a few posts down on my blog and I write explicit/graphic scenes on here every week. You are all so considerate and I love that so much? You guys are all so lovely I can't even.

Stay golden you incredibly sweet people 💕💕

[kcllans]

( dylan minnette, cis male, he/him ) have you heard about KELLAN RICCI? they’re a 21 year old INTERN in the NEWS team. i don’t know what their last job was, all i know is that they’re originally from BOSTON, MA. carol in hr said that they’re kinda IMPULSIVE and SARCASTIC but jessica in marketing insists that they are HONEST and DILIGENT. at the end of the day, no one is worthy of the instant hype here. i just hope they get to achieve their dream of being A JOURNALIST one day. According to the latest Vibez quiz, their Disney soulmate is PRINCE ERIC.

heyyyyy nicole again and this is kellan!! (this is a sideblog to brady so kellan will not follow u back, don’t take it personally xoxoxo). his STATS PAGE with lots more stuff is here.

again, im unfortunately not really here here for opening, so i might not see tumblr messages immediately. you can add me on discord ( john ambrose mcclaren#1627 ) and hmu there to plot and everything!! or ill get back to u here later. i put some very basic connections ideas at the bottom of brady’s intro that apply to kellan too but id love to just plot based on our muses specifically! so yay ok here we go:

background

kellan is the oldest of three children, born to nico and vanessa ricci in boston, MA. nico is a nurse and vanessa is a veterinarian, so they both work a lot and have since kellan was young. it’s not a big deal, though; they’re good parents and do a lot for kellan and his 2 younger sisters.

all around the riccis are a pretty typical family. growing up, his parents always made sure to have Family Time™ when they weren’t working and the five of them could all be together. they’re really open and kellan always knew that he could tell them stuff if he needed to. but you know, as far as being a kid goes, he never had much he wanted to tell. they trusted him, though, and it’s not like they were home often enough to see what he was doing anyway.

as for his 2 younger sisters — one is close in age to him (this is a wanted connection so check that out !!). they grew up as very normal siblings, close one minute and hating each other the next, but now that they’re older, ofc kellan loves her and definitely feels closer to her than to his parents. then there’s their 14-year-old sister (obvs npc). kellan of course has the inherent desire to protect and be there for both of his sisters at all times.

when he reached a certain age, kellan thinks he probably just...got bored. so he started to act out a little. not much at first, just skipping a class here and there or going out way too late with his friends, but it escalated a bit as time went on. by the time kellan was in high school, he was def a bit of a delinquent. he and his friends would shoplift just for fun, or fuck with people purely for entertainment. he’s mostly grown out of that (especially after a certain incident in college where kellan very narrowly avoided legal trouble), but he still likes to cause a lil trouble. get a lil crazy. be a lil silly. maybe he still likes to light stuff on fire, idk, ask him not me.

fun facts and info!!

contrary to the fact that he is Dumb, he has always loved reading and writing. he has plans of becoming a journalist so he’s also working a lot on photography (to get good shots for articles), and often has a camera around his neck to practice that.

he initially started as an intern in the entertainment team, but he didn’t end up moving up in that department, so he transferred over to the news team and is interning all over again. a lil salty abt that, don’t txt.

he kind of gives off sk8r boi vibes, but he absolutely does not know how to skate. he owns a skateboard though. and sometimes he’ll carry it and never ride it. mind ya business.

his hair is absolutely always dyed fun colors (thank you dylan minnette for ur service), so it’ll probably fall out before he turns 30. currently it’s blue!

he is wildly bisexual. very much happy and open about that.

he’s def very ~in touch with his feelings~ so he and his homies say real men cry and that’s that on that.

he’s super romantic, but it all depends on the other person. he’ll do a lot to make someone he loves smile but won’t go all out if that isn’t their jam ya know? he’s good at reading people (and also just straight up asking, and that’s on healthy communication).

he knows when to tone things down and keep certain things private, but for the most part he really enjoys saying his piece/just being heard. so the journalism thing makes sense, really. like, listen to ME specifically talk about this thing. but of course that mindset has and will likely continue to get him into some shit lol. being too showy can get u in trouble. keep ya MOUTH shut, ricci.

omg beep beep ricci

i can’t think of toooo much else to add right now? i believe that is the essence of him and as i figure out more i will speak on it.

some aesthetics i think of for him (while i work on his pinterest board): worn out converse, laying on the roof at midnight staring at the stars, dogs wearing sunglasses, asking for nudes via nintendo DS pictochat, one of those spinning colorful disco ball lights.

[dumbassscout]

i see a lot of 13 yr olds on tumblr these days, so id like to share some advice i wish i had known using tumblr at age 13.

this is also probably not an original idea from me lol, someone has got to have done this before. i would usually put this under a cut but ive decided not to for now

be aware that this site is like NOTORIOUSLY harmful. you may think you’re above it or too mature for it to hurt you, but trust me, you aren’t. since you will probably not be stopped by that warning, maybe take some precautions/keep some stuff in mind to stay safe.

i had tumblr savior for my first experiences with the site. im pretty sure it still works and it’s regularly updated, so take a look into that. it blocks posts with certain keywords from being seen on your radar, and can also push/allow posts with other keywords to always be shown. i would advise getting it or a similar extension to custom block triggering/harmful content.

don’t put other/more popular users in your fandom/community on a pedestal. they’re people behind a blog, just like you are. don’t feel intimidated by the people in your own community, they are just people the same way you are a person. they can mess up at times, and so can you.

making friends is a great thing on this site, but keep an eye on new online friends’ behaviors. it is exciting to meet new people, but you want to be aware of toxic friends. same goes for your mutuals. overall, keep people on this site at an arm’s length until you’ve gotten to know them enough personally to know that they’re genuine people. as you get older you can relax on this, but as a young teen it’s better to be hyperaware than to be blissfully ignorant as you get hurt.

onto more broad things, your theme doesn’t have to be perfect. you dont have to make a custom html/edited html website theme for your blog, you can leave it as tumblr default. if you enjoy organizing that, then by all means go ahead! but don’t feel like it is necessary for your blog, most of the time you will get a new theme set up and check on it on a month and find that it actually looks terrible to you. if you’d rather just have it as a basic/default site, then that is perfectly normal.

your blog’s theme/topic is your choice, and can be uniquely you. some people have many blogs for many things, just a few, or just one with everything. it is up to you how you want to do it! the themes you choose, topics, are up to you. fads and trends are cool but finding what works for you personally is way more fun. your blog is supposed to be fun. you are supposed to enjoy using tumblr. don’t compromise that for a trend. make your blog(s) however you want, however it pleases you. it can feel pressuring to have a perfect blog, but it’s better to just make your appearance the way it would make you happy.

also, tag systems are awesome! but they are not necessary unless you’re tagging trigger warnings. always tag those! but i know a lot of people have personal tagging systems to organize their blog, which is totally cool! but again, personal tag systems are not necessary, and if they feel unnecessary to you, don’t use them. but again, tag triggering content, especially if you are asked to.

archiving/deleting/creating new blogs is a whole other process. some people like to start with a clean slate every time they switch to a new fandom, and let their old user be archived or deleted. this is perfectly respectable (and probably the right thing to do) personally, i just switch my blog over to whatever im feeling that month and people can unfollow if they no longer enjoy my blog (i dont have that big of a following on this blog). it’s really a personal decision, and if you want to restart your blog you will know when to/if you want to.

reblog art, but never “repost” it. aka dont take the image and post it on your own blog, just reblog it from the original poster. its common sense but not everyone knows? idk

if you end up having some or many followers, make sure to check yourself. appreciate your followers, respect them. they are people with blogs. just like you. don’t let a high number inflate your ego way out of proportion, it’s easy to fall into that sense of power.

respect people’s pronouns. even if you for some reason have a disagreement with them, or you don’t understand why/how their identity works, just use the correct pronouns that they ask you to. it costs you zero dollars and zero cents, and is incredibly respectful

as a young teen, don’t get involved/let yourself get buried in tumblr-wide discourse. examples of this include the bi vs pan debate, flag discourse etc. most ppl who i know who were attentive to things similar to that at a young age ended up being affected negatively by it. pay some attention to what pertains to you and also pay attention to what you can identify as right or wrong, but don’t let people’s opinions on your dash influence you in times of discourse. go and look at both sides of those kinds of debates if you’re interested, and form an opinion from there.

speaking of which, sometimes people will just post their takes on literally anything and youll come across it. take everything with a grain of salt unless there is links to proof (if applicable, not always needed). sometimes bad takes just havent had someone to reblog and disprove yet.

speaking of discourse, there is always discourse on this site in every fandom, every community. form your own opinions always, but keep your moral compass in mind. don’t compromise your morals and sense of right and wrong to enjoy certain fan-media. if something seems off, it probably is.

people make mistakes, and if someone did something kind of shitty/had a terrible take/belief (not irredemably shitty, those ppl do not need ur attention) and they genuinely apologize for the shit they did and learn from it, move on. leave some shit in the past, holding grudges isnt good for your mental health and people change. but again, always take things with a grain of salt.

you dont need a high follower count to get traction on your posts. it might help, but you can have a low follower count with high interaction or a high follower count with little to know interaction. the best advice i have is to tag what it is relevant to, whether it’s a fandom, aesthetic, etc and people who regularly check those tags will find it.

if you ever get anon hate for some reason, just delete it from ur inbox n move on. ppl who send anon hate want to see you post it and respond to it. if they said some really really MEAN shit though, it may be best to talk to a friend about it for comfort, or take a break from tumblr for a hot min. most importantly, report it, close your ask box/change it to no anonymous asks.

if at some point you choose to voice your opinion about a highly debated topic at the time, be aware that people who disagree might attack you for it. be aware, and be safe about it.

a lot of people swear by xkit. i have never used it in my life, but from the looks of it, it makes using tumblr so much more bearable. it breaks sometimes with tumblr updates, but apparently it’s worth it. again, look into it, but it’s not necessary to use the site.

do niche shit. start sideblogs without a plan in mind. make aus, make art, make writing, or make nothing at all. reblog the things you love wherever you want them to be reblogged. comment on people’s creations if you love them, they probably would love to hear how much you enjoyed it. appreciate how wonderful the better part of this site is, enjoy the free access to view and appreciate others’ creations and ideas.

i would put a lot more on here, but i feel like 20 is probably too much already. if anyone has anything to add, definitely rb with ur addition

overall, do the things you love on here, keep yourself safe, and be respectful of others.

[dojaeism-archived]

OMG I AM SO SORRY I tend to talk so much, you might be writing more because of that :( I can't promise short length but I'll try to restrict my fingers from typing out too much (she says as she types this nonsense that uses a bajillion words already 💔) I've been looking after myself, don't worry~ there's just a lot to do as both my parents work and my elder sister and I mostly try to manage our younger siblings and stuff haha Ah, I get that; glad to know you still like doing it! - ❄️

sorry for taking so long to respond omgg but hi!!!

asfhgjsadkj I'm no one to get excited over T^T the ones I am currently mostly active on are 2 out of ig 5-6 blogs? I rarely post on main but you'll see me do something once every blue moon haha Ooh what do you like cooking most then? I make cheesecake myself at home from yogurt instead of cream cheese and it's very light so I can easily eat a slice ^^ I don't like sweets much so it's rare I even have something that isn't on the more bitter or tart side (even then very picky hehe) - ❄️

Quiche is definitely something you should try; it's basically a savoury pie! Stews are awesome too; if you're a person who likes deep flavours but not in watery form (e.g soups, broths) like me, then that's the perfect option as it's consistency is gravy-like and packs a punch Lol they put zero effort in even trying to know their way around the kitchen so when they're forced to do so in the future, they'll definitely get the hang of it :) - ❄️

haha I'm the kind of person who disappears for days/weeks and then mass produces gifs when they return (as explicitly told by my friend) but I quite enjoy it (*^w^) I think giffing for 1-2 groups specifically made me use so much time that I rarely gif others unless I have the time to; but I do wanna try to gif exo more... I gif txt and stray kids! (and some others on and off on my multi blog) - ❄️

I look forward to becoming friends with you too~ haha merci beaucoup; je fais de mon mieux! Those two were like the only games I liked (the puzzle parts though, not much of the fighting Lol) OOF that's a lot, I hope you didn't lose too much sleep for that! Thank you, good luck with your classes and I hope this year passes by nicely for you (also I deeply apologise because I said I wouldn't talk too much but I'm kinda sure I surpassed the normal word limit 😶) - ❄️

please don’t apologise for talking too much omg i love love hearing what you have to say!! you’re always welcome to send as many asks as you’d like hehe and im glad to hear that you’re taking care of yourself!

jkfgnkjfg i know what u mean, i have like 6 sideblogs and i am allllll over the place for all of them LOL either way, im excited to find out who you are!!!

i don’t think i really have a favourite dish, cooking still isn’t my thing tbh i’d rather eat than cook 😭 i only did it bc my parents were like “u gotta show us what u learnt all this time away at uni” and i was like “omg.. here eat this! now leave me alone!” LMAO but its interesting that you make cheesecake from yoghurt :0 i might try that to see if it turns out better!!!! quiche sounds nice! its kinda hard to get stuff like that and pie/stews etc here bc its not very common so i’ll have to see :0

ohh i get u!!!! when i initially started giffing i’d do it for like 6/7 hours a day no kidding, i literally just sat there and giffed all day (to the point where i had a permanent cramp in my hand) but now im like hmm here’s a gifset once a year maybe haha but i almost exclusively only gif jaehyun lol its kinda tragic 😭 im currently trying to gif more people on my sideblogs bc i’ve always wanted to gif them but the jaehyun tunnel vision is so real 😩 its so ironic that chanyeol is my ult but i have never giffed him ever in my life LMFAOOO i really gotta change that….. but omg i love stray kids!! well i solo stan felix actually but they’re all cute!! id love to get into giffing them!!! i don’t really know txt though, but people are always saying lots of lovely things abt them hehe

omg im the opposite! i hate the boring story bits of games lol i always just skip to the fighting bit… idk how familiar you are w genshin but they have like story quests right and i generally just ignore everything and just go around looking for people to fight lmaoo

thank you! its kinda crazy bc i slept like 4 hours the past 3 days but its the weekend now so im gonna catch up on some sleep hehe i hope you’re staying warm (if its cold where you are) and remember to drink lots of water & stay safe!! also its always always okay for you to send in as many asks as you like, i love talking to you 🥰

[cockbiteproductions]

primed to scream PRIMES! PRIMES! PRIMES!!

f i just typed the answer to most of these questions and chrome crashed so christ i have to fucking retype all these but much condensed because i am lazy.

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

chocolate bars. but only milk. my mom buys exclusively Very Dark Chocolate though so i usually just stare at those and Wish.

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

well bubblegum or cotton candy flavored stuff neither they both taste nauseating. if we’re talking about the actual stuff then bubblegum because i can pop it. this actually reminded me i have gum in the pantry from the beginning of the semester i havent even opened yet so now my roommates have you to thank for popping noises the next hr or so

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

soda bottles because i dont like to drink soda quickly and so i want to close it and not let the carbon dioxide escape. soda cans a close second because it’s satisfying to open the tab.

7. earbuds or headphones?

wired earbuds because headphones are too big and clunky and you cant easily lay on your side with headphones on. but if my next pair of earbuds break within a month i might consider Switching because ive had 3 break on me in the past month and half and im at my wits end with earbuds.

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

i dont eat much for breakfast cause i want to sleep in until the last possible moment and i get stomachaches when i eat a lot in the morning but ill eat a piece of bread and yogurt maybe.

13. lanyard or key ring?

key ring but that’s just because i havent used a lanyard before. i think i would like a lanyard. im constantly looking for my keys in bags.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

this pair of black sandals that i have tan lines on my feet from how much ive worn them

19. sleeping position?

ill sleep however... i like sleeping on my left side. on my stomach with my head to the right. on my back with my arms crossover my chest to keep warm. at the end of the bed with my head where my feet should be. i dont move at all when i sleep so freshman year when i had a lofted bed i think my roommate was a bit concerned in the beginning when i refused a bedrail because she thought i might fall. i never fell which was nice.

23. strange habits?

oh man idk i probably have a lot of those but nothing i can think about right now when im being put on the spot.

in elementary school i used to refuse to step on the yellow tiles at school.

29. best way to bond with you?

talk to me about the stuff i love!!!! and watch the stuff i love with me!!!! i am always down to [whatever the rabb.it replacement is these days] stuff with people and just generally both yell at each other and be passionate about stuff. currently what im passionate about is the stuff im screaming over at @winstonbillions​ so talk to me about that stuff!! please. i am always 3 seconds from screaming about ANY of that stuff.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

idk about outfits to kick ass and take names but i have outfits where i get my ass kicked and name taken aka what i wear to exams. which is my tower of pimps shirt which ive deemed lucky. is it lucky in any way? no, but i’m hoping if i wear it enough to exams it might.

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

duffel bag. suitcases are so large and unwieldily. that reminds me i have a suitcase of winter clothes in my trunk i need to take out.

41. last person you texted?

as in actual texts on my phone? that would be my dad. asking him if i should drop my class im failing. 

as for the last person i instant messaged, that would be one of my mutuals through my musical theater sideblog im currently yelling at about [musical theater related interest]. im not kidding guys talk to me about the stuff i post about on @winstonbillions​ PLEASE

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

2 months ago i would have said hoodie but im kinda becoming a cardigan kind of person now. theyre just Soft and and Long and Casual and i love them. hoodies are too hard to take off.

47. favorite type of cheese?

mild cheddar, american, and mozzarella. i actually only Recently started cataloging cheeses in my brain to their actual names so for my entire life i was like i just like cheese even though there are certain ones i hate like swiss and blue cheese.

53. what is the current state of your hands?

a bit cold and a bit tired from typing all the answers to all these asks tbh. but other than that good. i just cut my nails because they were atrociously long. 

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“worm” or “fuck” or “no!” according to my roommate

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

oh my ogdokh oym ogdos sd fdospohm to mo edf ucmign fugod mfyo uacant just ask me this im going to absolutely die

in absolutely no order, all from completely from memory, and favorite for a variety of different reasons

“fuck you, math man. if you’re such a genius why can’t you count to loyalty” - mafee in 4x11 lamster billions

“captain, he think, and feels that much more powerful” - luminousbeings in you don’t have to (say yes) the star trek fic

“more than you know, i understand wanting to walk away from the jedi”“i know.” - anakin skywalker and ahsoka tano in 5x12 the wrong jedi star wars the clone wars

“i won’t leave you, not this time.” “then you will die” - ahsoka tano and darth vader in 2x12 twilight of the apprentice star wars rebels

“there is nothing so pure as a man on a mission. when faced with the fire, never quivers or runs. there is nothing so noble as sticking together, for lonely is the life lead when sticking to its guns." - narrator in bloodsong of love by joe iconis

“now i’ve got myself a name and i’m ready to risk it with a battle cry disguised as a sing-along” - never heard nothing by joe iconis

“i’m frickin done with being the loser, the wuss, the underdog. being the misfit, the old school analog. being the oddball, the weakling freak. the failure, the sucker, the please-don’t-speak. oh i can’t hardly wait for the moment when i’m not the loser the geek or whatever, ever again” - jeremy heere in be more chill by joe iconis

“i’m tired of being the person that everyone thinks that i am” - various in be more chill by joe iconis

“q is for quantitative, baby!” - winston in 4x12 extreme sandbox billions

“the cheering is just as important as the song” - lisa and ms. werring in the black suits by joe iconis

“first, best destiny” - spock in star trek ii wrath of khan

“be proud of your place in the cosmos. it is small, and yet it is. how unlikely. how fantastic, and stupid. and excellent.” - cecil in welcome to night vale old oak doors part b

“are we living a life that is safe from harm? of course not. we never are. the questions is are we living a life that is worth the harm?” - cecil in welcome to night vale parade day

“as I turned and my eyes beheld you, i displayed emotion. i beg forgiveness.” - spock somewhere in star trek tos

“the sky collapsed without a sound. these broken pieces hit the ground.  the rain fell down around me and i drowned, but i will save you.” - part of me from dear evan hansen

“this is, after all, the story of how i died” - epsilon in the rvb13 trailer

“and while the law has many punishments for the atrocities we inflict on others, there are no punishments for the terrors we inflict on ourselves.” - the director in the s6 finale of red vs blue

that was in no way an exhaustive list but all i could think of at the moment

67. good luck charms?

not really any tbh. i try to wear my tower of pimps shirt whenever i take an exam but that’s about it.

71. least favorite pattern?

what does this even fucking mean?????? i will say the observer design pattern in programming because i don’t understand it well despite having used it twice now.

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

oh god idk why are all these questions getting harder. nothing i can think of at the moment.

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

i say school id tentatively, but neither of them looks great. my school id photo was a selfie.

83. writing or drawing?

writing. i wish to GOD i could draw and i probably could if i put in the amount of time i need to to learn how to draw but im a lazy bastard. but i’m not that great at writing either as i’ve found out. everything is way too short and out of character and too venty and i am weird about letting people i know read what i write (sorry @ all the people who keep asking me to let them read my writing.  it’s not that great you’re not missing out at all and i hate the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known) and i abandon ideas literal minutes after getting them.

89. who would you put before everyone else?

what the fuck kind of question is this?????? i GUESS the answer should be me but uh i am not even putting myself before myself as i am procrastinating on a shitload of homework with this. i guess my “close” friends. they’re pretty chill. but generally ill do anything for anyone all you have to do is ask.

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

4, my own, my home landline, my dad’s cell, and my dad’s work.

[jaehyunqs]

this is going to be long and im sorry i have no excuses only LOVE to give!

hi hello! honestly, never in my life have i thought id ever be doing a follow frever but here i am. if you think this header is ugly when i was making it i said you know what?! im gonna make this header full of hearts and full of love and if theres love it cannot be uglie bye...

ANYWAY im doing this because it has been two years since i found day6 and one year since i made this blog. there are no words to describe how much both day6 and all of you mean to me and running this blog has been a wonderful experience that ive never had before with like 8 blogs that i owned since 2011 lol

i wanna thank all my followers because the amount i got in this one year is cRAZY i never even expected to reach that amount. also thank you for supporting my content because that means the world to me! i see every single tag you guys write and im alkdshfkjsahfkjas thank you!!!!! (sometimes i go through them when im sad and it really helps)

im not bolding or italicasing anything because at this point i just think that im mutuals with almost everyone and you are all faves in my heart!!! im putting 💌 for the messages at the end tho!

@6diena💞 @artificialyetplain💝💌 @br1ankang💖 @brianskangs💞 @busanduo💝 @dandydowoon💕💌 @day6nerds💗 @day6pls💘

@day--six💓 @day-sixs💖 @dorks6💞💌 @dowont❤️️ @everyday6💗 @helloday6💘 @ilovedowoon💕 @jae6bot💘 @jae--z💖💌 @jaesbean💘 @kangpils💝 @kqngyounghyun💞 @kwp💗 @legendowoon💕 @maindancersungjin❤️️ @mydays💖 @mydaysix💞💌 @mydaystan💝 @park-sungshine💓 @rvnclyd💗 @savageday6💕 @so-na-gi❤️️ @soijust💞 @suhngjin💘💌 @sungjinist💕💌 @sungjintosleep💓 @sunnpils❤️️ @svngjins💖 @swegchickenadventures💝 @toodamnjae💗

@youngestk💞💌 @younghyuns-nose-scrunch💕 @younghyyun💓 @youngkaes💗 @youngksnose💝 @younkq💞 @wonpiloved💖

i hope i didnt miss anyone and if i did im sorry! i have also realised that i dont know the english alphabet while doing this 🙃

yall are really wonderful and make this fandom better than any other for me! also fun fact if you ever did requests in any way if you got jae requested on anon it was probably me lol

and now for the individual messages:

@artificialyetplain: hi hello i know we havent talked much recently because im so bad at making conversations work but im glad that i met you and i hope we will talk more in the future!

@dandydowoon: lilah pls you know im so glad to have you as a friend you are the wonpil to my jae no explaining needed just lksajfksdfhjkdasgfja ily bye

@dorks6: hello im your 🎧 anon. i really wanted to talk to you before and i was too scared to message first so i just went on anon. also you rated my blog once and you wrote that we should talk and i was like asdhfkjsadghfkj what do i do??!!11?!?!?? but i decided not to reveal myself anyway so im doing it now in hopes that we continue talking and you dont get bored of me! i really liked being your anon tho because i lovee reading your long answers and every time i saw you answered my message my heart was like !!!!!!

@jae--z: GIIIIRLLLLLL WE NEED TO TALK i think you were the first person whose anon i decided to become and yes. i mean you knew who i was because i am STuPID but still... anyway I LOVE talking to you and you made me actually question if i love my future job if that makes sense and i am so grateful because before i was always like NO but now i think about it and maybe it is for me idk... i mean this my whole life story right here sorry but i just want you to know that you have helped me and you mean a lot to me and i love you!!!!!!

@mydaysix: okay so i am so glad that i decided to help you over that one thing because we kept talking and you introduced a whole new concept of editing together to me and thats so cute and fun! im really sorry that i barely ever have time to do it tho i dont understand how are you still so patient with me?? thank you?!?! :’)

@suhngjin: i know we never really talked much BUT pls listen when i still didnt have this blog and reblogged your work to my main i was like :OOO how can you be THAT GOOD at editing i dont understand and i thought omg what if i made a day6 blog and started editing day6 stuff so basically you inspired me to make this sideblog! thank you!! and then one day you messaged me saying that i kept you going with my nice tags and i was like ksladhfkjasgddsghdasjaf omg you are a content maker i look up to and I MADE YOU KEEP GOING WOW! i miss your pretty edits :(

@sungjinist: my sweet child! you are my child and i raised you and i dont care what other people say! when you first messaged me i was like is this a bot???? lolol red velvet- dumb dumb.mp3... BUT i like talking to you and helping you and yeah. and you know how much i love you because of what you said that one time we talked jdsfhkasgfhasdgfasgjfsgajfasj and also you became great at giffing in like three days??? congrats you are amazing!!

@youngestk: omg hello are you alive when are we going to talk? i need new music pls :’)  i love talking to you because you are the realest and we basically agree over everything and your music taste is THE BEST!

okay so thats it heres some more hearts for everyone ❤️💕💖💗💞💟💕❤️

[bittysvalentines]

Life Changer

From: @christopher-chowder-chow (it’s a sideblog idk why i can’t submit from it but oh well)

To: @beercheesecasserole

Content warnings: small mentions of anxiety

Fic tags: interns AU, first kiss, domestic, mentions of anxiety

A message to the recipient: I had a lot of fun writing this for you! I’ve never written a fic for another person before, so I really hope you enjoy it! Happy Valentine’s Day!

     Derek Nurse was Nervous. It was his first day with the publishing company he was interning at this summer, and he had no idea how to do this. He didn’t know how to be a real person. What was he thinking? He should just go back to his apartment and-

     His phone went off. He pulled it out of his pocket, looked at it, and smiled. On the lockscreen sat a text from Shitty. It read “you got this” followed by a few different heart emojis. Sometimes he swore his best friend was psychic. Derek took a deep breath in, then exhaled slowly. He looked up at the large brick building in front of him once more, then went inside before it could intimidate him again.

     “Excuse me?” Derek asked, approaching the front desk.

     The woman behind it smiled at him. “Ah, Mr. Nurse! Happy first day.”

     Derek blinked at her. “Thank you. Um, I’m sorry, I don’t…” he began, but the woman and her cheer cut him off.

     “No, it’s alright. I don’t think we met when you came in for your interview. I just remember your face from making up your ID badge.” the woman, Shelly, he knew now from glancing at her nametag, explained as she dug around in one of her desk drawers. After a moment she handed Derek the aforementioned ID.

     “I get an ID?” Derek whispered before he could stop himself.

     He felt himself blush, but Shelly only smiled wider. “You do! You’ve got to wear it at all times in the building for security reasons, so make sure you always have it visible.” she told him. Shelly clicked around on her computer for a moment before adding “You should head up to the third floor and go to room 10. They’ll be expecting you.”

     “Thank you, Shelly.” Derek smiled. Her mood had done wonders for his own, and he was grateful for it.

     “You’re welcome. Have a good day!”

     As he rode the elevator to the third floor, Derek focused on Shelly. Thinking of her positive energy and how kind and helpful she was instead of his nerves was a good distraction for him. The third floor came quickly, and he was thrilled to find that room 10 was easy to locate. The last thing he needed was getting lost on his first day.

     When he entered room 10, all thoughts of Shelly and her positivity vanished. The room was large, but most of its space was taken up by desks and people that looked close to his age. Everyone was consumed in various stages of work, so much so that no one even spared him a glance. Shelly had said they would be expecting him, but it didn’t seem like it.

     Derek took a breath, put a calm smile on his face, and headed for the only empty desk in the room. He stood by it for a moment, making sure that there weren’t personal items on the desk claiming it as someone else’s. There wasn’t. He sat down and took his computer out of his bag, figuring he might as well get set up and ready to work.

     The girl at the desk beside his smiled over at him. “Hey,” she greeted, rolling her chair over a little. “You’re going to have to go over to IT to get that hooked up to the WiFi and stuff.” the girl said.

     Derek nodded. “That’s for the best. I’m so bad with technology.” The girl laughed. “Is there anything I should do before that? Someone I should report to or something?”

     “No, the intern manager comes in at nine every morning and she’ll get you settled then.” the girl explained. “You should have your computer set up before then, though. IT is just down the hall, 315.”

     Derek thanked her and headed over to 315, computer in hand. The room looked empty, though.

     “Hello?” Derek asked. “Anybody here?”

     A small bang. A grunt. A swear. A hand grabbing the side of a desk.

     “Are you okay?” Derek asked, heading over to the desk. There he found a man, half on the floor, half off, pulling himself up with the hand he’d placed on the desk.

     “I’m fine. You just startled me. Nobody usually comes in this early.” The ginger man explained, taking Derek’s extended hand to help him stand up the rest of the way.

     “I’m so sorry.” Derek frowned as the man put a hand to his head, likely checking for a bump.

     “S’alright. Anyway, what did you need?” The man asked, finally looked at Derek fully. His eyes were the most stunning color Derek had ever seen, and he wished he could go back in time so he could write last semester’s poetry project on this man’s eyes instead of whatever bullshit focus he had picked before he’d seen real beauty.

     Derek realized he was staring, and probably blushing, and he’d been quiet for way too long. Luckily, the man didn’t seem to care. He reached for Derek’s ID, looked down at it, and nodded. “First day, Nurse?” Derek nodded dumbly. The man let Derek’s ID flop back against his shirt. “Can I see your computer?” Derek handed it to him without a second thought.

     “Type in your password,” the man said. Derek did. He felt like a robot, but he knew if he actually spoke, he’d say something dumb about how the man’s honey eyes were brighter than Derek’s entire fucking future and somehow that didn’t seem like a good first impression. The man was clicking around on Derek’s computer, and typing, and the muscles in his forearms moved in a way that was somehow impossibly strong and overwhelmingly delicate all at once.

     Derek didn’t believe in love at first sight, but now he was doubting that. Maybe you could just fall in love with someone’s eyes and arms? That made sense.

     “You’re all set.” The man said, yanking Derek from the sonnets swirling in his brain. “Just don’t delete this, at least until you’re done working here. It’s how you stay logged on.” He explained, pointing to an icon of something he must have downloaded on Derek’s desktop.

     “Thank you…” Derek trailed off, trying to read the man’s ID.

     It was the man’s turn to blush. “Oh, sorry. Will Poindexter.” he said, extending his hand for Derek to shake. Derek smiled and shook it. “If you need any more help, I’m your guy.”

     “Thanks, Will.” Derek said. Will grinned.

     Derek turned to leave, but Will’s voice stopped him. “Derek?”

     He turned back to face Will.

     “You don’t have to be nervous. Wellie’s doesn’t take on people they don’t think can do the job.” His face was still a little red. Or maybe it was red again- Derek couldn’t tell.

     “Thank you.”

     The rest of Derek’s first day went by in a blur. He met his boss, and some of his fellow interns, and started his first project. It was terrifying and exciting and everything he’d hoped it would be. At the end of the work day, Will was in the elevator with him on the way down to the lobby. He’d even asked him about his day.

     It was going to be a good summer.

-

     Derek wasn’t doing it on purpose. His first day he’d said he was bad with technology, and that was in no way an exaggeration- and that was why he had to go to room 315 at least once a week. The fact that one of the IT guys was just about the hottest person Derek had ever seen was a total coincidence.

     Usually, when Derek went to the tech room, he found Will’s eyebrows knit tight, frustration evident on his face. Despite that, he was always kind and patient with Derek. Well, sort of.

     “Remind me again how you did this?” Will asked incredulously, clicking around on Derek’s computer.

     Derek’s ears were burning with embarrassment. “I don’t know! It just froze. Isn’t that a thing? Computers just freeze sometimes without any fault of their owners?”

     Will laughed, and Derek’s grin was immediate. By this point, it was an automatic thing. Even if he was just walking by 315 and heard Will laughing, the same goofy smile would spread across Derek’s face. He knew he was in deep, but he couldn’t help it.

     The girl who sat beside Derek, Caitlin, smirked at him when he returned.

     “How’s Will?” she asked.

     Derek’s eyes widened. “Seems fine. Managed to fix my computer yet again.” He said, opening it on his desk and hoping that looking focused on work would keep Caitlin from further questioning.

     It didn’t.

     She rolled her chair over beside his, bumping right into him, smirk still mischievous as ever. “When are you going to finally ask him out?”

     Derek balked at her. “Are you kidding?”

     “Come on, it’s been a month. Will is only here until early August. You’re wasting precious office romance time.” Caitlin complained.

     “Isn’t that not allowed, though?” he’d thought it wasn’t. That was why he’d been sticking to his IT visits as his only interactions with Will. He’d known he couldn’t handle them hanging out as friends when he wanted so much more.

     Caitlin rolled her eyes. “You watch too much television. For full employees it’s a little different, but as interns you just have to keep it out of the office and they don’t care what you do.”

     Derek grinned. “Do you think he’s interested?”

     “I’ve seen you two talk in the elevator. He definitely is.”

     That day when Derek finished his work, he said goodbye to Caitlin and headed to room 315.

     Will was typing away on a computer when Derek knocked on the doorframe. He glanced up, smiled, and continued typing. Derek was always impressed by how Will could be focused on more than one thing at a time. “Hey man,” Will greeted.

     “Hey. You finishing up soon?”

     Will looked at his computer screen, then back at Derek. “Yeah, I’ve just got to send this report and then I’m out.”

     “Any plans for tonight?”

     Will was typing again, but he paused to laugh at that. “Why, need me to make a house call?”

     Derek grinned. “Actually, I was thinking I could make you dinner. But now that you mention it, my stereo hasn’t been working right lately.”

     Will laughed again, but then abruptly stopped typing and blinked up at Derek. Derek’s breath caught in his throat.

     “You wanted to make me dinner?” Will asked. The tips of his ears were beginning to go pink.

     Derek nodded, not trusting his voice.

     “Like… a date?”

     “Not like a date. An actual date.” Derek clarified.

     He could see the cogs in Will’s brain turning. The blush from his ears was spreading to his face. He looked overwhelmed, and Derek slid on his calm smile. “Chill, man. Forget I said anything.”

     “Don’t tell me to chill.” Will said, and it was Derek’s turn to be surprised. Even more so as he watched a smile spread across Will’s face. “I’m allowed to be un-chill when the guy I’ve had a crush on for a month wants to cook me dinner. Don’t you think?”

     Derek was floored. Somehow, while he’d spent the past month crushing hard on Will, the other man had been doing the same to him? He couldn’t believe it. Shit like that only happened in movies.

     “Yeah, that’s definitely a good reason to be un-chill.” he decided.

     Will visibly relaxed, though his blush didn’t fade. He clicked at his computer some more, then Derek heard the shut down noise, and went to grab Will’s coat from the hanger across the room while he gathered his things.

-

     “Am I doing this right?” Will asked.

     Derek came up behind him and peeked into the pan. “You’ve got to make sure you’re scraping the bottom so nothing sticks. Here, like this.” Derek took Will’s hand in his and showed him how to stir the cheese just right.

     “You know,” Will began, “When you said dinner, fondue isn’t exactly what I expected.”

     Derek chuckled. “When I asked to make you dinner a yes isn’t exactly what I expected.”

     Will turned his head so he could look at Derek, who grinned at him. Derek wasn’t sure who leaned in first, but their lips met and Derek would have stayed that way forever if the cheese on the stove wouldn’t have burnt. When he pulled away, Will opened his mouth to speak, but Derek kissed him again quickly.

     “Shhh, stirring requires intense concentration.” Derek insisted before letting go of Will’s hand. Will rolled his eyes, but Derek could tell from where he stood chopping the carrots that he was devoting a lot of attention to the cheese.

     When everything was finally ready, Will frowned at Derek from his seat across the table. “Are you not going to feed me?” he asked.

     Derek’s jaw practically dropped. “Um,” was all he managed.

     “Isn’t that how fondue works?” Will continued.

     “Sorry, uh. Do you want me to…” Derek tried, but before he could form a coherent sentence, Will was laughing that booming laugh of his. Derek, relieved, joined in.

     “Oh my god. Would you really have-?” Will couldn’t stop laughing, and Derek loved every second of it.

     “Shut up, our cheese is getting cold.” Derek rolled his eyes.

      Derek watched as Will dug into his first bite of broccoli dipped in cheese. 

     “Derek, this is so fucking good.” Will praised, even though it had been him that had essentially made the fondue.

     “I told you. It’s a life changer.”

     “You’re a life changer.”

     They were silent for a moment, both surprised. When Derek met Will’s eyes, they fell into another fit of laughter.

[singingunderthecurtain]

What Does Chogiwa Mean? [I]

Author: @loeyeolty AU: Office | Coworker Genre: Crack | Fluff Pairing: Baekhyun x Soojin (OC) Trigger Warning: n/a Word Count: 1,349

Plot: Office crushes and Peach Soju are a very, very bad match!

A/N: this was edited and compiled by @julietsoddeye . she is an angel! thank you! anyways, OC names used here are the same with her Diamond series, but they are not the same universe. A lot of our works are based off of Soojin, Hisako, and Yanmei and we just edit the names once we are done writing. But sometimes we’re too lazy to edit so we just let the OC names stay as is, just like in this one!

Soojin had been training with Baekhyun.

Baekhyun has been handling the loan files for this month, part of his CEO training duties as well.

"Soojin can you hand me over those files," Baekhyun motions to the pile of folders at her desk.

Soojin trumps over her heels that she borrowed from Yanmei causing her to topple over Baekhyun.

"Soojin, I can't breathe," Baekhyun said between muffled breaths.

"I cant see u? Baekhyun, where are you?"

Soojin felt delicate hands push her buttocks up, breathing air between her thighs.

She looks down to find herself sitting on his precious face.

"Oh shit, I am so sorry?"

"Its ok I'm used to it"

Soojin hurriedly tries to lift her butt up, only to have her hips stopped by Baekhyun's firm hands.

"Ttay."

"Ayyyyyy" Yanmei screams as she walks in the room with Junmyeon holding her hand.

~~~

"Where you?" Soojin frantically hits send in her Kakaotalk. she examines her cocktail, waiting for Yanmei and Hisako to come but it has been an hour.

"Cafe Havana"

It wasn't the reply she was expecting.

Soojin read the sender name again and again. BYUN BAEKHYUN.

"Oh so sorry! wrong send!" Soojin felt cold sweat break on her forehead speed texting him back.

"I don't really mind. whats up? :)"

"I'm just waiting for my friends, It has been an hour and.."

“Do you need company while waiting for them?"

"No, its okay I'm fine."

And that was a fateful month ago. Nothing much was exchanged between Soojin and Baekhyun except for awkward glances and good mornings.

Soojin had spent an awful time drunk with Hisako and Yanmei in their apartment.

Soojin had been counting her bills when Baekhyun boldly approached her.

"Chogiwa... I can't really explain it without context."

"I am not sure what you mean."

Soojin racks her brain, not remembering a single moment of discussing chogiwa with him.

"This," As Baekhyun whips out his phone from his thick thigh pockets, the jiggle of his butt made Soojin swoon.

Baekhyun opens a KKT conversation sent at midnight.

"What does chogiwa mean?" Baekhyun reads aloud.

"Hh fuck fuck fuck" Soojin's face reddens as she slams her fist on the table. Peach soju, she remembers chugging it, screaming Baekhyun's name in frustration and blacking out.

"I didn't send that," Was her alibi.

"My friend Yanmei, she was using my KKT to talk to her ex Jongdae, who was also my friend. Must have sent it to you hah,"

Baekhyun quirks his brow and smirks, "I'll let you slide this time." As he walks away.

Disaster averted. Soojin breathes. or so she thought.

When Soojin came home, she was determined to confront Hisako and Yanmei on who sent that weird text to her awkward office crush. But the ice cold peach soju on the table was too damn inviting. Downing it even before her roommates could arrive.

Saturdays were supposed to be for sleeping in, but Soojin found herself in the office with her office mates Junmyeon, Sehun and worse, Baekhyun. Soft fingers tapped on her shoulder unexpectedly.

"Send nudes." Baekhyun shows his KKT screen again. "Whoever your friend Yanmei could be, I heard Junmyeon just broke up with his girlfriend too. Maybe we could set them up?"

Soojin's eyes could not believe that her phone sent "send nudes" to Baekhyun, without her conscious knowledge of it. Thankfully Baekhyun seems to be riding along the idea that it was her friend sending those weird messages. "Sure? Why not?"

Soojin wanted to save herself from embarrassment "But maybe she meant nude kimbap. That was her favorite, so was her ex Jongdae's favorite. On weekends we like making those."

"Yeah, nude kimbap. If that's the case id like some nudes too. Maybe from you?" Baekhyun winks as he files more credit papers on his drawers.

He turns around and the tight well-fitting uniform formed creases on his thick buttocks. The shape of his torso complimenting his body as well.

Soojin could not help but stare, only to have her view disrupted by a passing Junmyeon.

"I heard everything. I’d love to meet new people. But I don't want to do blind dates. I want to start as friends then build our relationship from there..." Junmyeon visualizes.

"And your point is?" Baekhyun laughs.

"Maybe... Maybe Soojin could arrange a house party inviting her favorite coworkers then I could meet her roommate."

"Ha, you wish." Soojin rolls her eyes at the two men.

"C’mon Soojin, it won't be so bad. We could start tonight. I’ll pay for the food." Baekhyun begs.

"Fine."

~~~

Baekhyun barges in the apartment, carrying packets of ramen and spam.

"That's your idea of party food?" Soojin snorts.

"Yeah, I live alone. This is what bachelors eat okay, don't judge me?"

When Junmyeon and Yanmei shook hands, stars formed in their eyes.

Hisako came in setting the tv for some movies, Junmyeon and Soojin took turns setting the couch to accommodate six people.

Chanyeol, a friend of Soojin, decided to help Yanmei and Baekhyun cook the army base stew in the kitchen.

"Hi Yanmei, I mean we are just new friends but, we-were you texting me?"

"What?" Yanmei sets down her sprig of spring onion.

"I mean these," Baekhyun whips out his phone showing the slew of weird messages. An audible laugh escaped from Chanyeol's lips

"Why?" Baekhyun stares at the taller man.

"That's classic Soojin, always drunk, always drunk texting." The tall man quips.

"Did she blame it on me again? That bitch!" Yanmei motions Hisako to come close and check the messages.

"She told me you were the one sending this," Baekhyun's head swam in confusion.

"Affirmative, that's her. Why the heck would Yanmei tamper with her phone?" Hisako nods.

Baekhyun hides his phone, smiling sheepishly to himself.

~~~

"Soojin, we have a situation." Baekhyun sternly spoke, distracting Soojin from Zootopia.

"You mean that—" Soojin points at the six-foot giant bawling his eyes at the sight of the bunnies and foxes.

"No."

"That?" Soojin points at Yanmei and Junmyeon, now making out on the table.

"No... Oh, that's hot, but no." Baekhyun snaps himself back. "We need more spam."

Soojin mindlessly follows Baekhyun to his car which was parked across the road opposite the building. Crossing the road, Baekhyun gently grabs her hand. Staying on the dangerous side of the road.

These small gestures made her heart beat mad but she shrugged it off. Maybe he's just kind.

When Baekhyun told her to "get anything you want" in the convenience store, it made her heart flutter. but maybe he was just kind.

"Here, have some more nudes," Baekhyun sets out a pack of reverse kimbap and breaks chopsticks for Soojin.

"Damn why are you being so nice? You're not my officemate Baekhyun, bring him back!" Soojin laughs to shake off her weird thoughts.

"I'm just being nice to my textmate, Yanmei."

"What."

"I knew it was you." Baekhyun plants a kiss on her cheek.

Soojin is stunned in her seat outside the 7-Eleven.

"You, you're gonna give me a heart attack!" Soojin playfully hits Baekhyun's chest, feeling his hard pectoral muscles, making her blush.

"You liking what you feel?" Baekhyun's smirk widens.

"Okay fine, I drunk texted you! Just stop playing now—"

Baekhyun shushes her by kissing her other cheek.

"Baekhyun!!!" Soojin coyly covers her hot cheek.

"Come, Soojin let's go home," Baekhyun takes her hand, leading her back home.

"Wait, I forgot something,"

Soojin pulls Baekhyun back to the convenience store…

~~~

"Shhh" Soojin tiptoes back in her apartment, with Baekhyun hand in hand.

She noticed Hisako on Chanyeol’s shoulders both asleep on the couch, the tv streaming Rick and Morty, no Junmyeon or Yanmei in sight.

"I could kiss you now and I'm so good I swear I won't make a sound. Those two won't even wake up," Baekhyun whispers

"Bullshit. Get in my room. now!"

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[hyyunjinn]

    I swear if I forgot someone, and I feel like I am because I’m so bad at keeping track of things, I’m gonna go scream. ALSO: all those tags and mentions I’ve been tagged in, I swear I saw them but it was usually when I’m in the middle of doing something and I didn’t want to reblog aND THEN I JUST LOST THE TAG so I’m sorry ; - ;

    But uh, I. Reached. 3K. Followers. On this blog a while ago actually I’m just that lazy of a person and I never do anything on time. And I just wanted to say thank you so much for supporting me and screaming about Stray Kids daily? I haven’t been feeling the greatest emotionally which is why this might turn into a rant—but I just want to use my emotional energy for something good and that’s saying thank you! This is the first time a community has shown so much interest in my work and supporting it and I really, really can’t say how much I appreciate you all. I’ve been creating content for a while now, but it just never got the support I hoped for and,,, idk—just the fact that you guys like this blog just makes me so happy. And it’s not just the gifs: the gfx and writing that I post are the ones I care more about and I’ve gotten so many positive comments on it ahhhhhhh I want to hug each and everyone of you.   

    I know I don’t respond that well and those who tried to talk to me are probably disappointed by how I keep up a conversation but aklsfjasf I want to use this an appreciation post for all the wonderful people I met because of Stray Kids. Also, I want to say that, I’ve tried to talk and support you guys all—even if I don’t follow you, I lurk your blog and stuff—it’s just wow, we’re getting really big and I feel bad not being able to interact with everyone BUT I WANT TO SAY THAT ALL OF YOU ARE SO AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND YOU WORTH MORE THAN YOU BELIEVE YOU DO. I think it’s easier for me to talk about random stuff on kakaotalk so uhhh, if you wanna shoot me a message my id is cicikookie!    

    And just to my followers in general: thank you so much for sticking around haha. I see a lot of regular usernames and lurk sometimes haha so ;)) Thank you ♡

    Thank you again for being so supportive and I love interacting with all of you: LET’S SUPPORT STRAY KIDS TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME!

    So, I guess I’ll start with the personalized messages:

@changlix Wow Lexi, you were my first friend in this fandom anD IDK WHAT IT WAS THAT MADE ME DROP MY USERNAME TO YOU BUT AKLSJFALSF LOL I’M SO GLAD WE’RE FRIENDS because everyone loves you and you’re amazing and I love your blog and everything and alskdfjaslfd you’re really crazy but I love you and ahHhHhhh. I know you’re busy with life, but whenever we talk even for like 2 messages at a time, I love it so much. ESPECIALLY WHEN WE WERE THROWING SHADE AT EACH OTHER EARLY ON. I still. Can’t believe. yOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS STILL HYUNJIN ON TWT WYD GIRL. And you calling me a hoe—wow, I keep that close to my heart. HAHA BUT ALL JOKES ASIDE, I appreciate you so much for being the inclusive self that you are and keep being amazing. Okay, I’ll admit: when you told me to “take care of your man properly or i’m coming for him cici” I THINK THAT’S THE REASON I’M STILL LOYAL TO HIM OR I WOULD’VE SWERVED AGES AGO. Thanks Lexi, you’re best ;) altho how could you come for him when i am taking care of him, traitor

@manny27lei I’m adding you here but I don’t even wanna write you anything hAH. YOU DON’T EVEN TALK ABOUT SK. MAKE A SIDEBLOG AND I MIGHT

jk ily thanks for listening to me cry everyday and laskfdjasf it’s crazy how we met because of sk but it’s not even because of sk, it’s because of svt whoops

@seungminty yOU’RE STILL MY FAVE SEUNGMIN STAN AND YOU FOREVER WILL BE. ULT SEUNGMIN STAN. And ofc vocal line enthusiast. Thank you for being you and asklfdjasldf goodness, sometimes I worry that you’re being too hard on yourself MAR ILY AND THE GC LOVES YOU AND BE CONFIDENT! YOU’RE AMAZING AND A TIIINY BIT OF YOURSELF GOTTA FLAUNT IT. You keep the chat going and ahhHhhH I don’t even know how much I want to say the fact that I appreciate you so much. Thank you thank you thank you ♡ random confession: you make me really soft because you’re so soft and i just wanna hug you until everything goes well for you

@princeminho ASFKLJASLFD MAHI! MY CEREAL BUDDY! I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WERE A actually, the fact that he was your icon should’ve told me bUT WHAT. MINHO STAN SINCE DAY ONE? WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO ADMIT IT AHAHHAHAHAH I’M STILL SO SHOOK. You’re so lowkey about your love for him and I feel and it’s really cute and lksadfjalsd FAVE MINHO STAN BC I DON’T FEEL LIKE I NEED TO FIGHT YOU UNLIKE SOMEONE/ Thank you for just hanging around and taking our shit and just being you—I love talking to you so much, you’re so amazing and ♡♡♡♡♡

@9traykids I give up. You can have Minho. You save me every time you send in Hyunjin photos and I cannot appreciate you enough hAH THEY’RE SO CUTE AND I JUST START SPAZZING OUT AND ALSFJDASDF that one photo where you badly edited with “i ♡ cici” I AM SO THANKFUL FOR THAT AHHHHH. stop making me cry ; - ; I love talking to you and you’re so randomly funny and laskdfjasf THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU ILY ♡♡♡♡♡

@seungchanie HI YOU AMAZING PERSON I LOVE YOU SOSOSOOSOSO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. I’m not quite even sure how we met but it’s like one of those friendships where it feels like it’s been forever because, everything is just a blur but there are good moments, you know what I mean? Vale, I love you so much—you’re so cute and friendly and whenever we talk, I get so excited because you’re so excited and hehe aHHHHHHHH LEMME JUST HUG YOU. You’re always there and yOUR CONTENT. I LOVE YOUR CUTE LITTLE FANARTS AND THAT 3RACHA SCIFI AU WTF I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR YOUR AMAZINGNESS. You have a really simplistic style and I love it so much mwah

@hyunjinh laksdjf hi jas!! oKAY CAN I JUST SAY YOU’RE PROBABLY MY TUMBLR CRUSH BUT LIKE, WE TALKED BEFORE BUT I STILL DON’T ASLKDFJASD IDK YOU’RE REALLY COOL AND I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO YOU but idk how to keep a convo going and ahHhhHh LOWKEY BLUSHING BC I REALLY LIKE YOU HAHAH you’re really amazing and I love your blog and I hope we can become better friends hehe.

@straykidzz OKAY TBH IDEK WHEN OR HOW BUT THE FACT THAT WE NEVER HAD LIKE, A PROPER CONVERSATION and yet we act like good friends is aslkdfjasldf—maybe it’s a mutual thing hehe aHHH MANDA ILYSM AND JUST SEEING YOU ON MY DASH MAKES ME SO HAPPY. Or maybe it’s the fact that you’ve been here as long as me heheh. I hope we get to know each other better and skajflasdf W A H ♡♡♡♡♡♡ TAKE MY HEARTS

@chanbng Fishy, you. are SO AMAZING — we never seem to be on the chat at the same time but you’re so sweet and lasdfjasdlf wow i’m highkey crushin haha AHHHHHHHI JUST WANNA SAY I LOVE YOUR WORK SO MUCH AND THANKS FOR BEING YOU and i hope we get to talk more heheh

@aussieline KLASDFJALKSDF YA BIBI WE NEVER ACTUALLY HAD A REAL CONVERSATION BUT JUST, THIS MUTUAL THING WE GOT GOING ON? ILYSM YOU ARE SO AMAZING AND YOUR ARTWORK ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH we gotta talk more omg but thank you for providing my dark life with cute fanart and cute tags, you’re adorable

@jeongin-ie sup smol softie ilySM WE GOTTA START CHATTING FOR REAL OR SMTH YO which means i should be the one who sends the message but laskdfjsadf i su k but i also want to be better friends with you ; - ; hit me up with your kkt thO THEN WE CAN CHAT PLSPSPSLSPSL i hate chatting on tumblr lmao CJ, YOUR WORK IS AMAZING AND YOUR BLOG IS CUTE AND YOU’RE CUTE thanks for being you :)

@strgaykids Okay. I SAW YOUR 3K POST THING AND YOU ARE SO PRETTY I NEARLY FELL OFF MY CHAIR CONGRATS ON HITTING THE MILESTONE TOO! You make the fandom so much more fun and I love the shitposts you have TBH, I REALLY HOPE WE GET TO BECOME FRIENDS OR SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU SEEM, I was gonna say chill, but maybe lit? but that doesn’t really make anysense—tHE POINT IS: hiimciciandihopewe’lltalklaterinthefuturehehebyegottablast

@spearbin asklfjdsaldf pffffffft Camille right? YOU ARE SO TALENTED AND I JUST, LOVE YOU AS A PERSON AND SEEING YOU SPAZZ OUT IN THE TAGS IS SO CUTE and i have a highkey tumblr crush on you but like, we’ve interacted before and >///< AHHHH HIHIHI I REALLY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND BUT I’M SUPER AWKAWRD I HIGHKEY HOPE YOU DON’T SEE THIS BUT YOU PROBABLY WILL AND PFFFFFT I’LL JUST, LEAVE NOW

@chanskitty AHHHHH DIAN HOW ARE YOU?????? I know we don’t talk as much anymore but — ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ You’re so amazing and chill and ahhhhhhhh. You are taking care of yourself right? Getting sleep? I HOPE WE GET TO TALK MORE SOON ♡ I’LL SEND A MESSAGE OR SMTH tag you in something????/// :DD

@realstraykids Did you know it took me a couple of weeks (or was it days) after following you to realize that your url is the same handle as Stray Kids’ official ig name alskfdjasdf I FACEPALMED MYSELF SO HARD LMAO — also hold on, I didn’t know you’re minho bIASED AH YESSSSSSSSSS Em. I really hope we get to know each other better beCAUSE YOU’RE SO COOL AND I LOVE YOUR EDITS SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH They’re really different but a good kind of different and tell me your ways of sitting in front of a computer screen and masking each frame of a moving object hOW I HATE DOING THAT

@stray-k1ds hOLy cow I don’t think i actually know your name—is it Tiffany? I THINK WE FORGOT TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES—I’m Cici! AND I LOVE TALKING TO YOU YOU’RE SO CUTE AND LASKFJAAKD I love your cute little scenarios and all that and keep up the good work!!!!!!! I HOPE WE CAN BECOME BETTER FRIENDS AY

@jeongn pfft Nicolle, you actually haVEN’T DONE ANYTHING IN A WHILE THAT MADE ME WANT TO BLOCK YOU AHAHHALSFKJASLDF i still can’t get that image of tired chan and his accent coming out whAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME you can be so cool and so fREAKING TALENTED I CAN’T BELIEVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU FOLLOWS M E. I love the times we do actually talk, so! :))) I hope we become better friends ayyYyyyyYYY

@stray4419 hehehehehe i know we just started talking but Chi, you are so kindhearted and i’ve said it twice and i’ll say it again: thank you so so so much for personally offering me a shoulder to cry on haha. You have no idea how touched I was and I really can’t thank you enough. LET’S MEET UP SOMETIME AND CRY ABOUT STRAY KIDS TOGETHER YO AHHHHHHHHH

@woojinskids eASILY YOU’RE MY FAVE WOOJIN STAN M. YOU’RE SO SOFT FOR HIM AND READING YOUR TAGS FOR HIM IS SO CUTE I actually fall in love with him even more every time you talk about him aahahh I know we don’t talk as much but I really love seeing you around ♡

@chxngbins NehaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MISS TALKING TO YOUUUUUUU and your old username not gonna lie alskdfjasdf whoops but AHHH YOU’RE SO CUTE and smart wow and asldfkjsdf I wish I was as levelheaded as you pFFT. You are so amazing and smol and i associate you with that picture of namjoon eating pizza lmao BUT AHHHH KEEP BEING YOU ILYSM

@felixsfreckles I WAS LOOKING THROUGH MY FOLLOWING LIST AND ASLKDFJASLDFK WTF I CAN’T BELIEVE I WASN’T FOLLOWING YOU THE ENTIRE TIME i feel so bad omg i’m sorry—actually hold on, are you not a felix stan anymore wH A T. but alskfa hiiiiii thanks for being amazing!!!!!!!!  idk, you’re like one of those mutuals that, I’m sorta comfortable knowing that you exist? because you are so nice and we’ve been on here for so long kinda thing haha ♡

@bunny-minsungie asfjkdhsda I KNOW OUR CHAT IS PRETTY MUCH ALL BUSINESS SOUNDING/RELATED NOW BUT I JUST WANNA TAKE THE TIME TO SAY THANK YOU FOR BEING AMAZING and doing so much ; - ; Now that I think about it, we don’t even talk about anything else noooooooo but I really appreciate you Lys ♡ and that demon!hyunjin au is seriously taking over me omf

@bbang-channie Dude Leah, you are so cool omg—you’re so inviting and fun to talk to and AHHHHH I REALLY HOPE WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER BECAUSE LKSDJAFLSDF FROM THE SHORT TIME WE’VE TALKED VIA GCs, I love it  ; - ; UGH I FEEL SO BAD FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO SAY BUT!!! I APPRECIATE YOU BUDDY!!  

@seoracha I KNOW YOU’RE NOT EVEN HERE ANYMORE but i just wanna say you the craziest triple biaser i’ve met probably the only triple biaser i know and honestly idek how your brain works but lmao miri you’re so cool ily

@utlwoojisung @kim-squishmin @doublekn0t @chanyeolsidepiece @vallkyr @hi-hello32 @sparklingthoughtss @straykidding @indiepoptime @f3lix-lee @ultchris @maaatryoshka @straykidsstan @softlix OKOK I KNOW WE’VE TALKED BEFORE/ARE MESSAGING/SOMEHOW INTERACTED AND YOU SEEM COOL but alksdfsd like, I don’t know you guys as well bUT I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU ALL TOO AND I HOPE WE CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER! :))

Ummmm, here are people that I follow and don’t really know but uhhhh ihopewegettotalkonedayahahiwantmorefriendsandyouguysseemreallycooltotalktoahhh @jicue @chans97 @cosychans @lees-minho @leefelixs @chngbins @changbinsplushie @starrykids @softstraykids @sprearb @stray-keeds-in-yo @straykeeds @hyuunjins @bvian @straybros @straykidsmp3 @straykiz @straybabies @stkids @1straykids @felixeslee @jeonginie @jeongin @str4y-kids @bchanies @changbln

[hesallin]

i dont usually do these, but i just hit 100 followers, and i thought maybe some of you might wanna know a little bit about me!!!

tagged by two of my favorite pals, @goodnightfall and @smarterest

name: my god given, christian name is actually sarah, but pretty much everyone on the internet calls me dizzy! feel free to gift me with a horrible nickname, i love those

nickname: i guess i already answered this! i seem to collect shitty nicknames though, so some people call me christmas, some people call me sans (NO!!!! relation to the undertale character you gremlins!!)

gender: female!

star sign: im a scorpio!!

height: 5'5. i am pleasantly average

time: it is 7:08 here in good ol ohio

favorite bands: i dont really listen to bands that much?? im a Theatre Kid™ so mostly just like..... soundtracks but i really like sleeping at last!! also, i keep hearing walk the moon songs i love!

favorite solo artists: hmm. i think i like calum scott a lot?? every time i hear a song of his i like it. sam smith has put out a few things on the radio i like. aah, im not very good at this, im sorry!

song stuck in my head: the fucking. plagues song from prince of egypt. i sent the pestilence and plAGUE UNTO YOUR-

last movie i watched: good question. i go to the movie so much i can never remember!! black panther maybe?

last show i watched: B99 THEY JUST PUT A NEW EP OUT YESTERDAY

when did i create my blog: three weeks ago maybe?? exactly the day i wrote my first fic!!!

last thing i googled: canned bread. dont ask

do i have another blog: yes, several!! this is a sideblog, actually, so youll notice all my notifs come from a different place. my main is mostly just for my poetry

do i get asks: absolutely never but to be fair this is a very new blog!! lots of people just waltz right up to my messages, which makes me weep, i love making friends. youre absolutely free to send me asks though id love to talk to you!! even if its just on anon

why i chose my url: wish i could say theres some deep and beautiful meaning but its just the words "hes all in". felt like that.... really summed up stony, i always really liked that

following: oh my god so many

followers: just hit my first hundred on this blog!! im so excited i could cry!!!!

average hour of sleep: like ten. i go to bed at 9 on school nights lmao. i need a lot of sleep

lucky numbers: hmm. i really like seven, but i dont know if its lucky!

instruments: i play the viola and a little bit of piano. im super musical, but mostly i just sing!!!

what im wearing: LMAO. a yellow adidas jacket, black adidas track pants, and nike shoes because i am whatever the female equivalent of a fuckboy is.

dream job: im gonna be an actor! im a senior in high school, and im going to wku for theatre next year, and im so excited!! its kind of..... my Whole Entire Life, lmao. writing is just something i like to do between rehearsals and stuff!!

dream trip: im going to paris this summer and ive been waiting my entire life so as you can imagine i am. so happy i could burst

fav food: BUBBLE TEA

nationality: american!!

favorite song right now: hm. ive been binging 25th annual putnam county spelling bee right now, which is a musical about... the 25th annual putnam county spelling me lmao! i keep playing "i speak six languages" on repeat, haha

sexuality: im bi!

hogwarts house: proud slytherin

favorite animal: cats!!!

why you got a blog: to meet all of you!!!! ive been reading your work and seeing your posts and gazing upon your glorious art for so long, i wanted to contribute something to the fandom and have a space to share everyone elses ridiculously wonderful stuff!!!! and im just. so remarkably glad i have

i just realized how remarkably long this is, so ill stop here. sorry to anyone who had to scroll past this monster!!

tagging some of the loveliest people: @bardingbeedle @peggycarterrrr @starsandsupernovae @sunnyzhp22 @goodmorningbeloved @ishipallthings @xtaticpearlsblog @arachnaboy @coldnerdytrash

[ot7dreamies]

11 Questions Tag

@johnnystransbf tagged me in this (thank u :D) 

so i have to answer these 11 questions and then provide my own 11 questions am i right? 

1. Is there any kpop group you’ve been wanting to listen to?

uh specifically want to listen to more? not really but i want to give bts another chance bc dna was lit and i want to shove myself farther up rv’s ass.

2. Which idol(s) would you want as your sibiling(s)?

asdjhjaklha everyone in nct? mark would be a really nice older brother i think...so would doyoung...maybe renjun 

3. Which idol would you copy notes from and which idol would you procrastinate writing your essay/studying for a test with?

id copy notes from renjun (id say donghyuck but the kid hates science) or myb taeil or winwin since they were/are good students. id procrastinate with jeno and donghyuck

4. If you could say one thing to your bias what would it be?

i dont have a legit nct bias but i would tell rv’s irene that shes the most beautiful person ever and that id date the shit out of her (id also tell all of nct that they are one of the few reasons i look forward to waking up in the morning hah)

5. Who would you want to go into a haunted house with?

not mark. donghyuck i feel would laugh @ me. not anyone from nct life in osaka. ill settle for johnny bc he feels Safe.

6. If you could travel anywhere where would you go?

id submarine to the ocean’s abyssal zone.

7. What would be your dream birthday celebration?

haha dream bday celebration  with nct dream get it (but in all seriousness id like to go to some concert)

8. What’s something you’ve always wanted?

always? ive always wanted to write a narrative past 15,000 words. 9. Favorite type of food and favorite drink?

my favourite type of food is indian street food and my favourite drink is the chocolate chip frappe from mcdonalds even though it can probably kill me 10. Favorite aesthetic?

(i love this question Sebastian) uh my favourite aesthetic? the modern punk-emo look with the leather jacket, ripped skinny jeans, boots, dyed hair/piercings. lots of red and black. 11. What makes you happy?

nothing haha jk, i love nct and reading the my emo music, those are all things that make me happy. my tumblr mutuals. my friends. etc. 

11 Questions:

1. Which is one celebrity you would hang out with?

2. Which fictional character would you want to hang out with?

3. Do you consider yourself a mom friend, dad friend, or sibling friend?

4. What is something you’ve always wanted to do but you think you’re too scared to try?

5.  Where would you like to live when you grow up?

6. How many sideblogs do you have (if any)?

7. Do you prefer space or the ocean?

8. Cold weather or hot weather?

9. What is something you’re determined to accomplish?

10. What is one thing you like about yourself?

11. How did you get into your favourite fandom?

uuuuh i tag @taeyongtown, @homosexualinsomniac, @gibbsibs (hi sorry for tagging u in this but we’re mutuals on my main), and @annctzen

[rocket-hopping-simplton]

SIMPLTONS RULES ,AU'S AND SIDEBLOGS

Simpltons Rules and AUS

MY NAME IS GOLDA AND I AM THE MUN OF THIS BLOG. MUN IS 22 AND MUSES ARE OF LEGAL CONSENTING AGE UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED

i have sjw blacklisted and i think that might be it.

Basic Laws

Be respectful! Do not disrespect my muse or myself out of character. I will not tolerate it. I will not roleplay with you if i even feel a hint of disrespect towards me or my muse. I wouldn’t disrespect you or your muses so please be polite and refrain from doing it to me. However if your muse disrespects mine in roleplay, that’s is completely acceptable as it is an interaction between our muses.

Be patient! I have a life outside of the internet. I am a real human being and not some roleplaying machine.

Mun and muses ARE NOT THE SAME ENTITY! While my muses are of my own creation (in a sense) I do not always share their beliefs and or their attitude. I have my own beliefs and attitude, so please establish that we are not the same people.

Roleplay Laws

Read the information on the character you will be role playing with. That way you can be informed on the character you will be dealing with!

No smutting with minors! It’s illegal, i do not want to go to jail. It’s rude, irresponsible and puts not only you, but me as well at risk. You will get a slap on the wrist most likely. But me? Ill be on the sex offender registry and my ENTIRE LIFE WILL BE RUINED BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE SELFISH. So don’t do it. I don’t care if your muse finds mine sexy and they wanna get it on. If you are under the legal age of consent. DON’T FUCKING DO IT. you CAN RUIN AN ADULTS LIFE FOREVER. if i catch you lying, i will BLOCK YOU!

I WILL NOT RP SMUT WITH ANY MLP BLOGS/ GRAVITY FALL BLOGS/ STEVEN UNIVERSE BLOGS/ OR ANY OTHER CHILDREN’S SHOW BLOGS IN THE LIKE. THESE SHOWS ID LIKE TO KEEP CLEAN AND INNOCENT LIKE THEY WERE MEANT TO BE. (although i am open to suggestions of fighting because all have shown that and for a few maybe even death/ slight horror. BUT ASK FIRST.)

NO GODMODDING! It really shouldn’t need to be said but oh well. My character is my own, I CONTROL IT ONLY. The same for you and your muse. However suggestions or a push in a certain direction is fine. Such as “lets go so and so” I grabbed their hand and excitedly pulled them along.” This at least allows for the other person to respond to what’s being done. What is not ok would be something like this. “So and so kissed my muse and they wendt on a date.” this is not ok because you are giving my muse Orders. Only I can order them around. If i feel you doing this the roleplay will be terminated immediately.

No Instakills or permadeaths! I don’t like that shit. If we are gonna fight, i want a good fight, a fair fight, and unless otherwise talked out by both parties and agreed upon your muse, no matter how friggen strong or OP or whatever! can instantly kill or keep my muse dead. Understood? Because if this happens I will immediately terminate the roleplay. Be literate! Please check all grammar, spelling and tenses before posting. Roleplays should be easily understood by both parties. I have a hard time with my tenses so i will do my best to work on that! If roleplays can not be understood then i will cease roleplaying.

Please try to match length! I write a FUCKTON and i do not expect you to match it entirely, i do expect that you have at least a well written paragraph that notes all major points. I will however ask that you make an attempt to match my length, but it is not a requirement. However please let it be noted that if you respond with boring one liners or tiny meatless paragraphs i will cease to roleplay with you.

I prefer to plot! Drop me an I.M and let’s plan ahead what will happen. It’s not necessary but i do prefer it. So just assume i want to plot. However if you wanna throw a meme at me and go from there, that’s fine too.

Please let me know if you want to drop a thread! Now you don’t have to give me a reason, but letting me know you are no longer interested would be highly appreciated. I will delete the thread after being notified so i can keep my blog clutter free. I will also notify you with a reason so as not to seem rude that I want to drop a thread.

Do not bug me for responses/be patient! As i stated above I have a life outside of the internet. I am not a roleplaying machine. If i do not get to your response in a timely manner it’s is likely one of these reasons. A. Life is hectic B. my mental health is not doing well and I need a break. C. I am really engaged with a certain muse and mun so i am putting them as priority. D. I just plain forgot. If you feel like i’ve forgotten drop me an I.M with either your latest response to our thread or a “hey i think it might be your turn to respond.” if however you continually pester me i will drop or ignore the thread. In return do not force yourself to reply immediately. Take your time and enjoy it, let it flow naturally. Shit happens my man, and i get it.

Do not force relationships! I can’t stress enough how INFURIATING it is when people try to force friendships and or relationships with my muses. These things don’t always happen instantaneously, they take time. People need to get to know each other before relationships are established. Let them happen naturally, if they happen. If muses have chemistry it will happen. If they don’t then, they don’t. Not to say that instant friends and love at first sight can’t happen, because it can, but it is exceedingly rare. So don’t force it. If you do, or i feel you are I will first respond through the character, then I.M and if it’s still happening i will terminate the roleplay altogether.

Smut is ok! If your muse and my muse are vibing and they wanna get it on that is entirely alright to do. I will post smut in read mores and i go into HIGHLY DETAILED posts. I will also tag it as nsfw until the smut is over. That being said please abide by the following rule. My muse is not a fleshlight/dildo! If i feel you coming to me solely to smut with my muses with no established relationship or even having talked it out with me first then you will be ignored. My muses are not your sexuall toys to play with. I like diversity in my roleplays and I like CHEMISTRY even for smutty rps. Now it’s one thing if both muns agree that our muses would get along sexually immediately. Otherwise, don’t come to me for smut only. If you do you will be ignored. If you persist, you will be blocked.

Gore/mutilation/torture/death is alright! Just come and talk to me first beforehand so we can plot it out. I don’t like sudden losses of limbs or physical harm. I like to be aware of what your muse is going to do with mine.

Have fun! This is the most important rule by far. Roleplaying is a way for people to unwind and relax, it should be stress free and enjoyable. If both parties aren’t having fun you and I have every right to terminate the roleplay.

Things I am ok with Fighting style school style, adventures, mysteries, superhero, makeout sessions with heavy petting and touching

Makeout sessions with butt touching if shes under 15+ in our rp is ok but the chara also has to be under 18 and close to her age. (I know that shit goes on with people under the ages of 18, because i did it and so did everyone else.) BUT KEEP IT MODERATELY CLEAN (boob touches and butt touches over clothing you know that exploratory shit that goes on in the middle/high school years NOTHING MORE)

THE ABOVE RULE WILL ONLY BE BROKEN IF WE HAVE FIRST DISCUSSED IT BUT MUN MUST BE OVER 18 TO RP SMUT PERIOD!

original worlds and crossovers, OCS ALWAYS WELCOME

slightly kinky things (like being bound, spanked, dressed in outfits, stuff like that) Sex is ok so long as shes 18+ in our rp or we have discussed it.

Multishipping a- ok

Things I am not ok with sex with her while shes under 18, that shit wont play. unless we have discussed it! strange kinks like bodily fluids or excrement and the like animal killing for sexual pleasure child sex i mean really the list goes on but just think about it rationally.

If you have successfully made it through this long ass list please im or inbox me with the following quote “Sun tzu said that!“

Sideblogs 

Archive: thesoldiersarchives

 Art: simpltonsart-o-rama 

 Roleplay: storytimewithsimplton

 Smut roleplay: sollysmuts

AU (sfw & nsfw)

Aquatic fortress (mer)

Royal fortress (princess)

Dark fortress (evil)

Mystic fortress (witch/sorcress)

Fae Fortress (fairy)

Fur Fortress (were)

Mob Fortress (gang)

Night fortress (vampire)

Ye old fortress (knight)

Jungle fortress (amazonian warrior)