#but i will still not be swayed in this

[swearingcactus]

anyway this is very telling of who i am as a person but my favorite Jason Brody live action guy reference isn't James Franco, or Chris Pine, or any other bigshot name... it's Rob Mayes, but specifically him as John Cheese from John Dies at the End (2012)

[shaunashipman]

season 8 two-part finale tommy crashes his helicopter and the 118 rescue him, he and buck get back together at the hospital, and finally get their dance, just the two of them together in tommy's hospital room

[narikill]

aughdhshfjjsjcjdjfjsbgsknfjs <- leshy in this art probably

[pillowspace]

Celestial Sundown AU Sunna & Meno

Yay, I designed them! They are the sun and moon gods who make up Eclipse. To learn more about them, you can check the Eclipse post. I will add that they're not officially married, but that they did swap their own rings with each other

Sun (Day) | Moon (Night) | Y/N | Eclipse | Sunna & Meno

[smileysvech]

dating jeremy swayman

nsfw under the cut, minors please dni

physical touch and quality time are his top love languages, you cannot convince me otherwise

he’s always wrapping his arms around you and pulling your body into his bigger frame to engulf you in a hug

he loves a good cuddle and getting to hold you in his arms while you rest your head against his chest so you can hear his strong and steady heartbeat

he spends so much of his time out in nature, away from his phone with no distractions, so if you went on a hike with him he'd be so present and in the moment with you

jeremy talks a lot about how he wants to work his ass off to earn every opportunity he gets to play and he has that mentality in the bedroom too… he will work to please you and do everything he can to earn the reward of making you cum

part of being a goalie is having intense focus and being dialed in so he would be incredibly focused on how your body responds to his touch and his voice and he’s able to read your body so well and knows just how to make you completely fall apart

he’s so patient and usually isn’t in a rush and likes to take his time with you and prefers slow and sensual yet passionate sex over a quick rough fuck (though he’s not entirely opposed to it)

but he will ALWAYS perform some good aftercare for you

he's so attentive when he's leaving soft kisses all over your skin as he cleans you up, checking in on you "you okay there, pretty girl?" and murmuring "you did so well, love you so much", massaging any part of your body that might be sore

he also plays guitar so we know he’s skilled with his hands

his fingers are probably calloused and a little rough but it feels amazing when he rubs them against your clit or when he finally slides them into your wet and waiting pussy

he’s got a praise kink (hello?? telling ully “I’m coming handsome!” and the “fuck she’s a good girl” clip that lives in my head rent free like he’s not afraid to give out compliments and loves to worship you!!!!!!!)

he’s often described as one of the most vocal goalies so he’s gotta be just as vocal in bed

he will let you know how good you make him feel with his deep moans and groans and breathy curses when your lips are wrapped around his cock or your pussy is fluttering and squeezing him

“fuck, that’s it. right there. feels so good. such a good girl for me.”

“keep doing that, baby.”

also BITING KINK

y’all seen the way he bites his jersey???

I just KNOW he would love biting and marking you up

maybe it starts off as just soft, slow kisses but soon the two of you have moved to the couch and you’re perched on his big lap straddling him while making out

one of his big hands has found its way into your hair at the base of your neck and with an ever so gentle tug he signals for you to lean your head back so he can detach his lips from yours and trail kisses from your shoulder to your collar bone and up your neck and jaw

he lets his teeth sink into your flesh and you wince a little bit at the stinging sensation but he quickly eases any of your discomfort when he runs his tongue along the mark he left on you

god he would love leaving bite marks and hickeys all over your neck and breasts

he would be so smug about it too, just leaning back and admiring his work with a little cocky smirk when you run your fingers over the marks he left you when you assess the damage in your bathroom mirror later

you roll your eyes at him, but truthfully you love it too because it’s a reminder that he wants you and you’re his girl

and how can we not discuss his confidence and cockiness?

the way he is always smirking and winking during warmups

AND HIS MANSPREADING

the man knows he's packing

I have it in my head that he loves when you sit on his lap and wrap your arms around him to keep your balance

and he LOVES when you ride him

he enjoys seeing the pleasure on your face as you take what you need from him, doing whatever it takes to get yourself off on him

and after he's sure you've had at least one orgasm, he'd take control and thrust his hips up and drive his cock into you deeper and deeper, finding your most sensitive spots to bring you to another earth-shattering orgasm

tagging a few of my fellow sway girlies: @pyotrkochetkov @senditcolton @barzysunflower @cellythefloshie

[hyunpic]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS Height Poll: Who is (technically) the tallest character. Please remember that these polls are for fun!

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Idea for helsknights ghost powers in the hc ghost au. The ability to hold medium sized sharp objects.

Okay see this is actually right along the lines of what I was thinking actually

I've been weighing two options. Either the ability to interact with blades. So swords, knives, etc. Basically what you're saying here. Or other option, maybe he has the very classic ghost thing where he can scratch people, which to be fair also makes sense with the fact that usually when I write him with like full armor gauntlets I have the fingers be sharp like claws at the end

[worddevourer]

I'm thinking about the absurdity of everything that happened to the Mighty Nein when they finally make it to Rosohna.

Like, imagine being the Essek for that.

Here's a group of adventurers. They have a surprising number of humans in their midst. That's a little suspicious considering the war with the Empire. After a few questions, they appear to be the world's most obvious and transparent spies. Like... Come on, they don't even really seem to know the region.

Well, whatever, guess they're gonna be treated appropriately-

Oh, that's a beacon. In a moment of stress, they proceed to pull out the most valuable relic of your people, which was stolen, or lost, and just... hand it back over to you.

You (as Essek), know about 95% of how they got their hands on it, because you've been keeping tabs on it because you're the one who handed it over in the first place. And here it is. In the throne room. They have no idea what it is, but they know the Bright Queen wants it, and they seem to earnestly want to make friends, and really would just like one of their members to get her husband back.

And the whole thing gets even stupider because you (that is to say Essek), decide that your best chance of keeping everything secure is to be the one who keeps an eye on them, and these dumbasses categorically refuse to stop trying to befriend you. You are specifically, actively trying to stop them from getting you caught and executed for treason, and they're like 'hey, you want to come over for dinner or something? We have a hot tub.'

[pikkissis]

Yonny just sways back n forth???

God Bless!

[heretodefyfate]

i want to see them again

[orangeblossombitch]

So excited to finally have finished this commission for @littlestpersimmon ! I had so much fun, thank you for trusting me with your boy💗

Click here for more info about Chintan and his world

And here if you want to see my commission post

[saintshigaraki]

going to say something controversial but i believe in speaking my truth.....nanami does not have abs in my mind's eye 🙏 it is against god and nature. i do not think that man goes to the gym....he's in shape and so strong but it's like . a practical kind of strength that comes simply because he does the type of job he does.

[thebookworm0001]

thinking about how anaris turns elves into demons

it’s not a possession

they become demons

that’s fucking insane

[botanybulbasaur]

vertin gender

hey you guys ever think about how arcana and constantine refer to vertin with feminine terms (ex: lady vertin), how people who are on their side but who are perceived as people who “aren’t close with” vertin time and time again refer to them with “timekeeper” and they/she (ex: sonetto, madam z), and how people who look as vertin not as a leader or an ‘enigma’ (they/she, timekeeper) nor as someone they can pawn on their side (she/her, ‘lady vertin’) refer to them with masculine terms, such as ‘sir’ or ‘lord’? (ex: an—an lee, schneider)

it’s like. the less you look at them as a pawn and the more you look at them as a person the less cisgender everything gets. i should probably do a serious theory on this

[trickingbell]

It's such a simple and basic thought that all of us have had before yet here I am making a post about it. A bit long too. Thinking about Mr. Ghost trick spoilers below

I truly do love thinking about Yomiel post game re experiencing everything he can now that he can Feel and appreciate it all because this is his second chance and and him being happy about it...warms my heart.... Cries about it I think about literally any experience...

Guy who walks under the fan in the doors of a grocery store multiple times before actually going in. Guy who takes extra time stretching in the morning for obvious post rock crushing reasons but also because he DOES need that now wow!!! Wowie!!! Guy who probably gets motion sick in car rides now but it's a small price for the hum and vibrations everywhere!! Guy who gets sick often(stop going out in the rain without proper wear, Stop appreciating the beauties of mother nature you will be struck with lightning).

Guy who acts like he's never seen snow before. Guy who takes extra long doing laundry, the idiot is smelling the sheets and feeling the towels instead of folding them. AND WITH THAT, it's like a whole reset so now things that didn't bother him before do now. What if he used to love the heat but now he can't take it anymore or needs to get used to it again? Suddenly picky about textures, happy he can feel them at all but maybe just the Once and not again. Guy who suffers with candles or perfumes because they're Extremely Strong.

So on so on with anything at all ever. They're all so good. But my favorite of all is emotions. How certain emotions make your body actually act and feel different and sometimes we don't even notice that. Yomiel getting reacquainted with all of that and feeling feelings a lot stronger than he would've before! *Grippy hands* Gimme him fidgety from just about anything, energy he forgot how to deal with. Give me lack of control of tears and facial expressions on occasions. Headaches from clenching his teeth from stress or something he straight up doesn't notice. Ect. I love him I love him living I want him to Live