#but i want like.. a good spongebob url

[autumnslance]

Search, Tags, and Tumblr

Tumblr's search functions are notoriously weird, but there's a few common things to know about how it works in conjunction with Tagging. First things first:

-Tags are for searching but also personal blog organization as desired. This is why some folks have weird/funny personal use tags. Tags can use dashes and spaces, but not regular double quote marks ("), though single marks are fine (').

-Tag for what's in the post; adding other, unrelated tags "for visibility" is against Tumblr's TOS and gets you reported for Spam!

Example: if you make a post for your new Clive Rosfield screenshots, make sure you're only tagging terms relevant to Final Fantasy XVI and Clive Rosfield (and any personal organizing tags like "screenshots"); don't add tags like "Star Wars" and "SpongeBob", as Clive has nothing to do with those!

-Tag without censoring words! We use filters/blacklists here to avoid things we don't want to see. Can also work for words in the body of a post. There's no rules here against using "kill" or "death" or other terms defining common human experiences determined "too negative/dangerous" on other sites (stay civil to each other).

-If you do alt-spell things, it's only in the body of a post and usually when it's dislike of a fandom thing as a courtesy to those enjoyers. If I make a shipping post and say, for example, "I can't stand R3y|o", that's when I want to use weird spelling and symbols--and no common tags for that fandom! If you do use tags for organizing, keep it to things like "#anti (thing) or "#(thing) critical", again spelled correctly for others' blacklisting purposes and to keep it out of the Reylo Search and Tags so those fans can enjoy their ship without seeing negativity. Because...

-General Search pulls from Tags and Also terms found in the body of a post. If I just put "Thancred" in the Search bar at the top of the page, it'll show me any and all posts with "Thancred" in them, including 1) if the name is in the body of the post, 2) if the name is in a tag that's a sentence/includes other words, and 3) even if not tagged for Thancred.

This caused some wank a couple years back for certain fans when someone tagged a lascivious picture set with what they knew was a triggery NOTP for many...but they also put the characters' names in the post body, not realizing simply searching for either of those characters would pull it up (They also, IMO, should have put the images under a Read More to be doubly safe, for themselves and for others they knew might be upset stumbling onto said images, but the crux was not realizing how Tumblr Search worked).

-Tag Search specifically pulls from the tags; per Tumblr's info pages, the first 20 tags (out of 30 total allowed) now will show up in search. Common, consistent tags first are good for visibility. You can also Follow tags you want to keep track of; there's even a tab on your Dash for it.

-Reblogs do not show up in the searches, even with additions and new notes. However, a blacklist filter will catch tags put on the original post, even if the reblogger doesn't add it when it ends up on your Dash.

-You can also blacklist blog names/URLs. Think of it like Twitter's muting rather than a full block (though one can do that too, and should as needed).

Example: someone following Seanan McGuire doesn't like frogs, but she reblogs a lot of frogs. The follower blocked and blacklisted the blogs she often reblogs frogs from to minimize the number of frogs they see while still following a favorite author for her book info.

-If people ask you to tag a thing cuz it's a squick or full-on trigger, you can just do it, or you can politely say no; that's valid. It's up to that person then to decide if they want to blacklist or unfollow or block or what. Just be civil either and both ways.

In summary: if you're talking about bunnies cuz you took pictures at the local farm show, just write "bunnies" normally in the body and/or tags of the post, so anyone with "bunnies" blacklisted can avoid it--and folks who want to see cute pics of bunnies can find it!

Even if you use proper tags, or no tags, or only use alternate spellings in the post body to keep things out of the tags/searches, consider still using a Read More as a last line of courtesy to any followers or random folks you don't want to catch in the crossfire. Also consider hiding your blog from Search results, and/or Private posts.

Tumblr's Help Center (On Desktop browser, go to the "About" link, and then the "Resources" menu; on Mobile App, go to Account settings, General settings, scroll down to "Help" under "Account") has further info about Searches and Tagging (and everything else!), and as that info changes, it's a good idea to keep track of those page updates, as well as the @changes blog to keep track of new updates, bugs, recent fixes, and upcoming info.

[321spongebolt]

On this day, "SpongeBob SquarePants" aired on Nickelodeon 25 years ago on May 1, 1999. 10 years later, "The Fairly OddParents: Wishology!" was released in theaters on the same day Spongebob had his 10th anniversary, with the premiere episode, "Help Wanted" as a featured short that plays before the movie (which is also available on the "Wishology!" DVD, Blu-Ray, and Digital releases).

Like "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie", "The Fairly OddParents: Wishology!" was intended to end the series, but the show continued airing (until 2017) thanks to the movie's box office success, despite mixed-to-positive reviews, unlike "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie", which received positive reviews.

To celebrate 15 years of the first theatrical "Fairly OddParents" movie, here's a fan recreation of the movie poster, just with the inclusion of "SpongeBob SquarePants: Help Wanted". I left some areas open in case you wanted to put in a good tagline for the movie on the top of the fan poster, along with the URL that promoted this movie on the bottom (even if it was just Nick.com).

FONTS USED

Curlz MT (for the title)

Fairly OddFont (for the bylines)

Arial Narrow (for MPAA rating)

Krabby Patty (for "SpongeBob SquarePants" advertisement)

[onelonelystory]

I know a bunch of people are making way more helpful beginner’s guides to tumblr but for anyone who may be making the leap during the Reddit exodus here’s my two cents:

try following friends first. get the hang of how reblogging functions and of all the posting features. if you use desktop add an xkit extension and use their quick reblog. change your header and profile and title from the default. consider not using an unstylized picture of yourself as a profile; anonymity is valued here (though of course, coming from reddit, I’m sure you understand.)

curate your own dash. follow people who post about things you’re interested in, follow friends, follow friends of friends, unfollow anyone at any time if you notice that their posts are not for you. don’t feel obligated to follow certain people just to participate in certain corners of the internet. if they really have so much good shit to say, it’ll probably make its way over to you eventually. the trending and for you pages are kind of useless and serve best as an occasional peek into a funhouse mirror version of the internet you thought you knew.

don’t overuse the add-to-reblog comment feature. if there’s additional commentary you want to share with your audience, that’s what tags are for! it shows up in the poster and previous reblogger’s notifications just the same. somewhere down the line someone might see your tags and decide to append them to the main post. we affectionately refer to this process as “peer review,” because once something has been added to a reblog any further iterations of the post will include that addition so it’s really just a way of saying said commentary adds to the post in a way that is not exclusive to your own audience.

that said if you do feel you have additional context or a necessary perspective to add to a post and you deliberately want to attach it, don’t be afraid to say your piece. people can reblog it or ignore it if they like, that’s their business.

if you disagree with the contents of a post, try not to do a discourse about it. If it seems like well-intended misinformation, you can add a correction with a source, or whatever additional context you feel is necessary for anyone who may not know better. any questions about what the post really means or follow-up is maybe best directed towards op’s ask box, as the narrative of reblog threads can get lost in the notifs tab. don’t be argumentative, don’t make assumptions; this is the internet. nobody on here gets an editor to make sure their words are framed exactly as they intended. if you really feel like being negative take a screenshot of the offending section, redact op’s url and any tagged or visible accounts, and make your own post. we all want to just tear into something from time to time and disagreements are a part of life. but try to avoid unnecessary conflict, it’s neither fun nor productive for any party.

if you see someone being a bigot block them. don’t dunk on them, don’t send them anon hate, don’t argue against them in the reblogs. there’s no algorithm on this site and nothing spreads without people spreading it. the best way to stop vitriol is to disengage.

block anyone. block people for being hateful bigots, block people for being annoying. block people for trying to start discourse on your posts even if you feel bad about it. if you start thinking to yourself wow, my life would be just a little bit better if this person couldn’t see my posts and I couldn’t see theirs, block them. block me for being preachy. block your best friend of six years bc they’re spamming your dash with their untagged spongebob liveblog and then dunk on them in your 20 person discord server.

treasure your mutuals but don’t feel like you have to be following people to be friends. tumblr dms are busted as hell just send someone an ask instead unless it’s that private. the search function does not work. polls are new and we’re all still constructing the etiquette of those together, but so far they’re mostly a vehicle for pitting characters against each other chunin exams style. ignore any part of this post that you don’t want to listen to I am legitimately not the boss of you. make your own truth go crazy drink water have fun.

[debbiechanclub]

just popping in to say hi, and that i miss and love you sm 🫶🏻 also— i have zero clue who this is but…… consider my interest piqued 😗 - @cowboyslariat xoxox

SUMMER! I spent ages looking for a good gif to convey "oh, well let me tell you who it is 👀" and could not find one so settling on this Spongebob gif, which is also v accurate.

But anyway—THAT is David Finlay! The one and same from my mobile header (and all those other gifs I spam reblogged last night); the Debbie Chan referenced in my url; the son of the one and only Fit Finlay; the one who I replaced Kyle O'Reilly with in Murky Waters (🤭) when I first became obsessed with him last fall; former tag team partner of Juice Robinson; longtime friend and foe of Jay White; and current leader of Bullet Club. He took over leadership back in March when he arrived for the New Japan Cup with Gedo in his corner to the shock of everyone looking like THAT, and now he and his War Dogs have the NEVER Openweight Championship, the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship, and the NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Championship (although some likely not for much longer 🥲 He told them bring bodies or bring gold and they delivered, and I just 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

In all seriousness though, (in my opinion) Finlay has really brought Bullet Club back to its roots of what Prince Devitt intended it to be, and I'm just bonkers insane about it. (And I don't consider Bullet Club Gold in AEW to be real BC, but that's a rant for another time!) And if there's anything else you want to know about him or current Bullet Club/Bullet Club War Dogs, please feel free to ask! Yelling about them is my favorite thing to do, and I'd love to coax my Dustin back to wrestling with them 😊

Side note—I definitely thought I was gonna click on that link and see these photos of Clark Connors, who incidentally is the first person Finlay recruited to Bullet Club. (Pushing my War Dogs agenda on you, pushing it and pushing it and)

Thank you for sending this ask, it brightened my day a bit when I really needed it 🫶🏻

[pinethagoras]

Music Tag Game

So I haven't played a tag game in years I think, but I remember how they used to be the most fun things on tumblr for me and wanted to do another one. I was looking up tag games, and one said, spell your URL with songs you like, so here goes

Pineapple Girl by Moltov Jukebox

Into the Wild by LP

NICE OUT by Kilo Kish

Eastside by benny blanco, Halsey, and Khalid

Tokyo Love Hotel by Rina Sawayama

Here's to Never Growing Up by Avril Lavigne

Am I a Girl? by Poppy

Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko

Ocean Man by Ween (yes, from the Spongebob Movie, I have it on my playlist)

Renegades by X Ambassadors

Anthem by Good Charlotte

Sunflower by Post Malone and Swae Lee

I tag @corbinite @alsostarclan @thatchickdani @kavonnovak @somethinglronic @acidmatze @brighteststarintheuniverse @zymsworld @muffiediver @maskedspirit

[drowninnoodles]

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

Papyrus, Edward Scissorhands

lighter or matches?

Matches

do you leave the window open at night?

no in winter, yes in summer

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

None

what color are your eyes?

Green

why did you do that?

Why not

hair-ties or scrunchies?

None, i have short hair

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

One

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

Hot coffee

would you slaughter the rich?

No

favorite extracurricular activity?

Sleeping

what kind of day is it?

Cold one

when was the last time you ate?

Hour ago

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

Yeah

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

No

can you drive?

Nope

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

Idk, both?

what hair products do you use?

idk, shampoo

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

I can't paint nails XD

do you say soda or pop?

Soda

something you’ve kept since childhood?

Spongebob plush

what type of person are you?

Dumb

how do you feel about chilly weather?

The colder the better (if I'm at home)

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

waited to see who would drop whom first

perfume/body spray or lotion?

Spray

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

idk i dont know??

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

today 9

do you wear a mask?

Sometimes

how do you like your shower water?

boiling

is there dishes in your room?

Ye, mugs

what type of music keeps you grounded?

Soundtracks and vocaloids

do you have a favorite towel?

No

the last adventure you’ve been on?

I've never been on any

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

Don't Forget - Toby Fox

what’s your timezone?

Central European

how many times have you changed your url?

Once

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

my classmate

a soap bar that smells good?

I have no idea

do you use lip balm?

Nope

did you have any snacks today?

Not really

how do you take your coffee?

Uh. In mug?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

Pinterest and YouTube

what’s your take on spicy foods?

I love it

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

Nobody

can you remember what happened yesterday?

I think so

favorite holiday film?

Nightmare Before Christmas

what was the last message you sent?

"Now your turn xD"

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

Never

can you skip rocks?

Nope

can i tag you in random stuff?

Hell yeah

OH MY GOD @ludrii-alt TIME FOR YOU

and anyone who wants!

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

[s1mpl3sp0ng3]

sorry to bother you. my mom and i quote the spongebob musical to each other from time to time and your url reminds me that she tells me that I'm NOT A SIMPLE SPONGE literally whenever im feeling down. which is hilarious, bc im deep in my twenties, but it makes me feel really good regardless. i loved getting shitfaced and watching this stupid dumb wonderful incredible musical with her and thank you for being a reminder of this.

anon i want you to know i kept this in my inbox so i could keep looking at it because it REALLY makes me smile!!

i'm happy i could remind you of what sounds like a great relationship with your mama, and she's right you are not a simple sponge!!!! 💖

[batz]

heyhi i wanna change my url

[draculas-fem-aro-husbando]

Nature Asks

Cedar: What is your favorite country(ies) and why do you like them?

Wood: What was your favorite childhood Tv Show(s)?

Height: What Childhood TV show did you personally find creepy or that causes you nightmares in your childhood?

Grapevine: Favorite Vine(s)? (The Social Media App)

Scenery : Do you consider Black and White Colors why or why not?(It means the artist colors not race)

Rosemary: What was your favorite childhood book?

Cabin: Dream-house and where would you like it to be built or be?

Wildflowers: Favorite Childhood game of all time?

Thorns: First book you ever read.

Groundhog: Favorite conspiracy theory?

Poison Ivy: Weirdest thing that happened to you when you were in the woods or forest.

Dogwood: Favorite Out of Context Quote and if you can or feel comfortable explain some of the situation on how it happened.

Rainwater: First plant you ever took care of and how it turned out.

Night Sky: Favorite thing you do at night or a favorite constellation or both.

Pine: Talk about your s/o(s) and talk about , if comfortable , how you first met.

Peppermint: Favorite memory from your childhood.

Spearmint: Would you rather live by the sea or in the forest?

Rock: What is your gender and sexuality and if comfortable , tell us a bit about how you figured this out.

Log:  What are your Own Characters and which are your favorites?

Leaves: First Fandom you were ever in.

Grapes: First fanfic you ever wrote and if can or comfortable give us a link.

Sticks: What new skill or thing did you learn during the pandemic?

Fire: When did you join Tumblr?

Wild berries: What tumblr post made you famous or gained you the most followers?

Campfire Songs: What is your favorite song(s) and who is your favorite singer?

Lake: How many posts , followers , and mutuals do you have?

Gems: Favorite gemstone(s) of all time and if you can give us some facts about it!

Abandoned Ballpark: Favorite Sport?

Picnic Tables: Favorite Coffee or Tea?

Bluebird: Favorite Dessert?

Grass: Favorite Shade of Green?

Swallow: Favorite shade of blue?

Sun: Favorite shade of yellow?

Tiger Lily:  Favorite shade of orange?

Violet: Favorite Shade of purple?

Cardinal: Favorite Shade of Red?

Mates: Is Romance important to you or not?

Clouds: Platonic Relationships more important to you or Romantic Relationships more important to you?

Day: If you could have 10 wishes , what would you wish for?

Winds: Finish the sentence. The most important things to me are ______.

Deer: What would you like your wedding to be or look like?

Fur: What colors have you dyed your hair?

Fossils: What century do you find the most interesting?

Bears: Current Hyperfixiation?

Fern: What date(s) would you take your platonic s/o(s) or s/o(s) on?

Hiking: Where was your first field trip?

Ranger: Are you a pet parent or plant parent?

Sunflower: Favorite sad song?

Bunny: Favorite Art medium or company to create art products?

Wolf: First ever fandom drawing or fanfic and if you can and are comfortable , show us.

Cougar: If you could have any amount of money for a day what would it be and what would you spend it on?

Creek: If you could meet any historical figure from the past who would you want to meet and why?Tell us a little bit about them.

Apple Blossoms: Favorite Aesthetic(s)?

Pear Blossoms: Favorite Musical(s) and if you want to Infodump about it.

Lost Colony: Your favorite headcannons of the fandoms your currently in.

Pirates: Do you wear glasses or contacts or have 20/20 Vision?

Seasons: Favorite Season(s)?

Survival: Do you cook and are you a good cook and if so what is the best dish you have ever made?

Map: Favorite Class writer or Actor and your favorite movie they starred in or book they wrote.

Cycle: If you could go back in time 6 times what would you change of your past?

Frogs: How did you come up with your url?

Human: Favorite picrew you have ever made or piece of art you ever made?

Trees: What things do you use to wind down or to motivate you?

Inlet: Favorite quote and a line from a book/movie that you can relate to?

Tomato: Do you prefer fruits or vegetables?

Ocean: Favorite Animal and if you can infodump a bit about your favorite animal.

Fish: Neon or pastel or light or dark colors?

Carnivore: Favorite superhero and villain?

Chickens: Do you have a preference when it comes to finding platonic s/o(s) or s/o(s)?

Mariana Trench:What is the funniest Anon or ask you’ve gotten?

Roses: Favorite Fairytale?

Lion: Have you ever wanted to be a Monarch or dreamed about it?

Which do you Prefer Asks

1. Crush or Ginger Ale?

2.Animals or Plants?

3.Fandoms or Infodumps?

4.School or work?

5.Excitement or Calm?

6.Art or Writing?

7.Reading or playing sports?

8.Tumblr or Twitter?

9.Wattpad or Fanfiction.Net?

10.Being alone or going out with friends?

11.Instagram or Snapchat?

12.Exercise or Sleeping?

13.Hockey or Ice Skating?

14.Miraculous Ladybug or Spongebob?

15.Marvel or DC?

16.Anime or Sci-Fi?

17.Musicals or Plays?

18.Surfing or Swimming?

19.Phone or Tablet?

20.Color or Black and White?

21.Pizza or Ice Cream?

22.A few best friends or lots of just friends?

23.Organized or messy?

24.Flowers or Cactus?

25.Frogs or Rats?

26.Singing or dancing?

27.Makeup or Hair Dye?

[crybabykiko]

I just came across you nsfw with Osamu and I really enjoyed it I was wondering if You could do one for Kita?

Hi love! This is for u 💕 and all the kita fuckers worldwide- myself included bc I’m in love with him now 🥺

NSFW Alphabet - Kita Shinsuke

Nsfw below da cut g

gn!reader focus in this hoe

A/n: ty @honey-makki for being my partner in degeneracy and my wife ilysm bc she can read when I can’t

𝕬 - 𝕬𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊

Will feed you a full meal. His way of making sure you’re cared for is keeping you well fed. He will cuddle you and spoon feed you himself if he has to, as long as you eat every single bite. He has a routine for everything, aftercare is no exception. He runs you a bath, then, while you soak, he cooks. Will make sure to throw a hoodie in the dryer before heading to the kitchen so it'll be warm for you post shower. Then he feeds you and holds you, playing with your hair or your hands until you fall asleep.

𝕭 - 𝕭𝖔𝖉𝖞 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙

You already know what the fuck is going onnnn! Kita is honestly so well sculpted that it really doesn’t matter but let’s talk about his back/shoulders. He’s so mf broad and it's very sexc of him. He’s also very fond of when you cling onto and scratch it up…. delicious

He loves your hands. He loves to hold them, especially when he’s looking straight into your eyes as he drills the hell out of you- he’ll lift one up and kiss it bc ✨romance✨

𝕮 - 𝕮𝖚𝖒

Oh he’s going to fill you so full of cum that it pours out of your ears. He has a big breeding kink, and huge loads to match. But he’s also very healthy and takes good care of himself so his cum isn’t bad on your tongue on the off chance he hasn’t already cum inside you 600 times prior to finally doing so in your mouth. And he’s going to kiss you after- very sexc of him.

𝕯 - 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕾𝖊𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖙

Lost his virginity in a barn. Got a tick on his ass of all places. The barn isn’t the secret tho... the tick is.

𝕰 - 𝕰𝖝𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊

When you got together- he was definitely a virgin. Had only gone as far as MAYBE second base. But you used that to your advantage, because you’ve essentially built him up and trained him to be PERFECT for you. You also helped him find out what he likes and what makes him feel good too. Sure there was a lil’ corruption involved, but in the end you’re both very happy with your sex life.

𝕱 - 𝕱𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

Full on mf wrestling mating press. He’s going to have his cock so deep inside of you that if he even pushed a bit more his body is gonna go in too. Then he’ll just live there. He’s fine with that.

𝕲 - 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖋𝖞

Unintentionally so. Every once in a while, you’ll both giggle or laugh because you have to reposition when you start to cramp up or you accidentally hit him in the face when tying to pull him closer or something. But he’s a firm believer in the whole “if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with you shouldn’t have sex with them” addage, so he’s very grateful for those light moments.

𝕳 - 𝕳𝖆𝖎𝖗

It could definitely be neater. He isn’t abysmal, but he is hairy and could stand to trim a tiiiny bit more often. He’s just very low maintenance down there. As long as it’s clean he's good, which is both true and a decent place to start but pls tell him to get a little off the top of you know what I mean.

𝕴 - 𝕴𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖈y

He’s! So! Loving! He’s always going to go the extra mile to make you feel special. He likes to keep things on the softer side I’d say 8/10 times. He prefers to make love instead of just fucking it out- but if you get into an argument or he’s frustrated, he will happily go hard… but still with candles and a massage. Also I said it already but he’s gonna hold your hands while he demolishes you- interlaced fingers and all that cute shit even tho you’re getting railed.

𝕵 - 𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕺𝖋𝖋

His grandma is one of those old ladies that’s like “don’t do that you’ll go blind,” so poor baby was a lil pent up before he got older. Now, he still doesn't do it often, but he does it once a month or so as part of his routine. He uses coconut oil because he likes the smell and that it melts easily.

𝕶 - 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖐

Breeding, listen it’s just embedded in country boys to fuck and fill. He is no exception.

Spanking, moreso as a way to direct you. Moving too much? slap to stay still. Changing positions? Slap to get you moving. Just wants to see you jiggle? Yeah that too. Motivational slaps also come into play when he wants you to know you’re doing a good job.

Auralism, He LOVES to hear you. The sound of your breath, your moans, the way you chant his name when you’re close… he eats that shit up. It feeds his ego and boosts his pride. He also makes a lot of noise himself, mostly really deep moans but there’s a sprinkling of praise throughout too.

𝕷 - 𝕷𝖔𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

He needs privacy. So he’s definitely one to want to keep it at home or at least somewhere secluded and away, where he knows only you and him are there and will know about it.

𝕸 - 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

He doesn’t care how he does it, but his number one priority, is making sure that you cum. Kita is a giver. And he will make sure to give you whatever you want from him.

𝕹 - 𝕹𝖔!

He’s not into SUPER rough stuff. He’s not vanilla, but he is the kind of guy that sees sex as “lovemaking” so he’s not gonna punch you in the face or throw you around like a ragdoll. It’s just not his style. Of course if it's what you want, he will… but never expect him to ever bring it up or do so on his own.

𝕺 - 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖑

Ok so- he's… teachable. I’m not gonna lie, he would start off as absolute trash. But the good thing about him is how adaptable he is, and how willing he is to learn. You’d have to have him work at it a lot but once he gets good he’s great. He’ll love the feeling of accomplishment he gets from you getting off with only his mouth- it does wonders for his pride.

𝕻 - 𝕻𝖆𝖈𝖊

It’s very even- until he starts to get close. When he’s close he’s going to speed up so much that you have to brace yourself against anything that’ll hold you. He is definitely a headboard grabber too.

𝕼 - 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖊

He likes to take his time with you. For that reason, he isn’t a huge fan. You would really have to convince him that it's worth it. He doesn’t see the point in instant gratification, and thinks you should be patient. Good things come to those who wait and all that Kita stop being so stoic and rail me at the farmers market challenge

𝕽 - 𝕽𝖎𝖘𝖐

Lmfao you think this mans is really gonna go for a public or semi-public scene? Think again. Now, he’s into sex outdoors sure, but only in your fenced in, enclosed backyard. He’s not letting anyone see you point blank periodt, you’re for his eyes only.

𝕾 - 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆

Excellent self control. He can hold off on cumming for as long as you need him to. Usually he’ll tap out himself after you’ve gotten through at least 3 of your own highs- but his record is 6. Has a super long refractory period tho- so he does things this way to make sure you get everything you need in one go.

𝕿 - 𝕿𝖔𝖞

He actually likes using toys on you. He has a bunch of different plugs and vibes that he uses to suit the situation. He prefers to use a hitachi wand on you while he’s fucking you, but all the others he uses for foreplay- or after to keep you full to the brim of his cum.

𝖀 - 𝖀𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖎𝖗

You both tease each other absentmindedly. He doesn’t know why he gets so turned on by you scrubbing the floor on all fours (that’s why), but he does. He also doesn’t understand why you think its hot when he cuts firewood in winter or wipes his forehead with his shirt during the summer. He thinks he’s gross and sweaty- but you can only think of a million other ways to make him sweatier.

𝖁 - 𝖁𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖒𝖊

Listen we stan. He’s not quiet in bed by any means, but he’s not overly loud either. He’s the type who takes deep breaths and then on the exhale let’s out a moan from deep in his chest- you know the one. And he does that shit on purpose. Not really, but he does think of it as his way of letting you know that he feels as good as you feel. Will also 100% hit you with the “is that it baby? Is that the spot?” While you’re practically turning into jello underneath him bc he absolutely knows that’s the spot he just likes to make you say it.

𝖂 - 𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖉

Wants to recreate the sex scene from tthe notebook with you. He can’t explain why, he just has an unexplainable urge to suck your face off in the rain and then proceed to raw you after peeling all the damp clothes from your body. Please oblige him.

𝖃 - 𝖃-𝕽𝖆𝖞

He’s got the thickness. Not coke Can thickness but like… you remember the Alaskan bull worm from ep of SpongeBob? Well he’s the whole worm, not just the tongue. I’m going to hell for that reference but ya he has a nice dick. The perfect thickness and and I’ll say a pretty good 5.5-6 inches worth. It’s also very veiny on the underside which- yes I love that.

𝖄 - 𝖄𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌

Normal sex drive, since you tend to do it at least 2 times a week. He only seems to get a little needier when you CAN’T have sex regularly- ie, one of you is sick or you’re away from each other. When that happens, he’s a little edgier than usual, can snap sometimes but not often.

𝖅 - 𝖅𝖟𝖟

He’s the type to get a second wind after. He’ll only go to sleep after he makes sure all your aftercare needs are met, and even then, he’s only going to power-nap it for maybe 10mins. He’ll stay still and cuddle you while you sleep, but he’ll most likely watch tv or scroll through his phone while you enjoy his warmth. Every once in awhile he’ll give you a kiss while you stir.

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[homestuckinthebutt]

Greetings traveller! Youve just stumbled into my gremlins cave! So glad you could make it!

Anyway, I am an artist who loves cartoons and animation, Legos, old toys and tv shows!!

⭐

I post really whatever i feel like here but expect to mostly see memes, animals, art, cute things, fandoms, etc

If you like my content, you should alsofollow my boyfriend's account @dannyboy1334

Yes, my url does sound dirty but my content is not. IF anything on this account is NSFW, it is purely only artistic nudity or just a goofy meme, and besides i will always tag it in case that's something my audience still doesnt want to see.

Here's some media that I enjoy:

Ninjago,Homestuck, Hiveswap, Undertale, Deltarune, Svtfoe, Tangled the series, She ra, Over the Garden Wall, Camp Camp, Steven Universe, The Dragon Prince, Adventure Time, The Umbrella Academy, Night in the Woods, Stranger things, Beastars, Series of Unfortunate Events, Bojack Horseman, Tales of Arcadia (Trollhunters, 3below, Wizards), Gravity falls. Animaniacs, Good Omens, The Owl House, Spongebob, Final Space, Infinity Train, Clone high, Helluva boss, Hazbin hotel, Carebears, Bob's Burgers, Phineas and Ferb, Monster high, Tuca & Birdie, Kid Cosmic, Astro Boy, The Addams family, Castlevania, AtLA, Critical Role, Metal Family, Maya and the Three, Centaurworld, Amphibia, Breaking Bad, Dead End: Paranormal Park, Vox Machina, Welcome Home, The Amazing Digital Circus, Trolls, Unicorn warriors eternal aaand whatever else i can't think of rn >m<

Other content i like but i haven't finished yet (not worried about spoilers) include: the ghost of Molly McGee, DuckTales

Other interests include:

Sky: CotL, Minecraft, Animal crossing, FNaF, musicals, YouTubers, and widely various music genres and artists

So if any of that sounds cool, consider following me! I'm very nice i promise

Here's some art of mine also! I work with all kinds of mediums :) (the art tag is # sheepbundraws

https://sheepbunny.carrd.co/

(here is a caard that links to my other social media! Take care!

[domjaehyun]

(1) thank you for answering all the cancer placement asks !!! i like astrology and i really want to look into it a lot more so it's really nice to see varrying opinions (especially ones like yours) ! (*＾3＾)/～♡ and lol the spongebob references were perfect !

you’re welcome, my love!!!!! astrology is super fun and can be rly interesting when you feel as if your chart resonates with you!! i’m gonna put like . a couple of resources off the top of my head so you can look into it more!! (also v glad you got and enjoyed my references hehehe)

mobile apps:

co-star (some people say it’s not fully accurate but i say try it and if it doesn’t apply let it fly!!)

nebula (i like nebula!! it gives your chart placements and your houses and small descriptions but you can google your placements to get more info!! they also do a cool breakdown of like . your masculine/feminine dominance, your mutable/fixed/cardinal dominance, and your element distribution breakdown hehehe) (ads can be annoying in that they pop up quite a bit, but they aren’t ever videos so. that’s good :D also i would advise NOT letting them send you push notifications bc they send me like . “for 0.99 speak to an astrologer about _____” and i’m like … i am broke but thanks so much 💖)

the pattern (this . app goes DEEP ngl like sometimes my friend and i will text each other screenshots of things it said to us and we’re like “this . had no business being so personal and accurate and now my feelings are hurt”)

websites:

cafeastrology !! i forget the exact url but google WILL help you out sjfjsjjd

astro.com

uhhhhhh i cant think of more right now but . YEAH

[secretly-of-course]

Thank you so much for the tag @camb99-cbmi6!!!

Name: Amanda

Birthday: January 22nd

Fave Bands/Groups: primarily ABBA but I also like The Vamps, Big Time Rush, and P!ATD. Of course I also love the JATP cast I’m not sure if they count as a group or not but I’m gonna include them here

(discovering how to make a readmore on mobile has been such a game changer oh my gosh)

(I am typing on my tablet it is easier than a phone but still functions as mobile if anyone is concerned)

Fave Solo Artists: Lauv, Taylor Swift, Shawn Mendes, Ruth B., am starting to get more into Rina Sawayama and probably Olivia Rodrigo once her album comes out lol

Song currently stuck in your head: Dandelions by Ruth B.! (everyone please reblog my artwork <3)

Number of songs you’ve liked on Spotify: ONLY 11 LMAO I ALWAYS FORGET THIS FEATURE EXISTS (I am gonna try to use it more though)

Last show binged: hmm it’s been a minute since I binged something but I think it was probably Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts

What are you most likely to buy in a bakery?: it depends on the bakery and the mood but usually either cookies or croissants 🍪🥐😋

Why you chose your Tumblr URL: I am very skilled at finding Spongebob quotes for any occasion and since my tumblr is a secret from most of my irls I thought of this scene

“but Patrick, the greatest part about having a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, therefore adding to their secret collection of secrets, secretly of course.”

Following count: I don’t feel like checking lol I think it’s between 3-400

Follower count: again I don’t know I think I hit 500 recently (thank y’all 🥰)

Last thing you Googled: jacquard fabric (no particular reason just forgot what it looked like)

Last book you read: I am illiterate 🥲 (I don’t actually remember that is really sad)

Last movie watched: hmm yesterday I watched the end of Matilda but I don’t remember what the last movie I watched start to finish was, may have been Tangled?

Currently wearing: pale pink and white shirt (not sure how to describe it the white is like a different texture than the pink and it’s in vaguely cloudy/floral shapes), blue jeans, orange socks with pineapples on them, and silver leaf shaped stud earrings

Favourite childhood stuffed animal: Stitch my beloved 💓

Top three fictional universes to live in: Andi Mack universe, I highly recommend reading this analysis of Shadyside’s world building because op really perfectly describes why this place is so ideal :) also would love to live in the ATLA/LOK universe because I want to be air bender, that just seems so cool. Then my animal crossing island lmao owning my own home and living on an island with all my friends and spending the days crafting and gardening just sounds like such a dream

Fictional character(s) you’d love to meet: Cam said the Golden Girls and gosh I can’t think of anyone better 😂 The Andi Mack characters would be great too though :)

Describe (or show!) your handwriting: a good example can be seen in this lil comic I drew :)

Weird personal quirk: ummm idk what counts as a quirk 😂 does personifying inanimate objects count? like I refer to my credit card as Mr. [provider] and speak about it in terms like “Mr. is getting a lot of exercise today” (when I am buying a lot of stuff) or “Mr. never forgets” (when the bill comes). Another example is I named my car Harvey and when I go fill up gas and get my self an iced coffee next door at dunkins I feel like we are going out for drinks/food together lol and yeah um other stuff of that nature

I am not sure who has done this already or not but if you’d like to I’m tagging @iridescentkippen @dancedance-resolution and anyone else who wants to :)

[appleteez]

i read the directions this time

“♧“

You did!! haha (I saw your slip up it was funny but cute)

Alright, I'm excited to do that for you :D

You’re my: One of my tumblr crushes. Also that one amazing girl I sometimes have deep conversation with about traveling~ How I met you: There was this one post about, like.. blogs that you just like a lot because of their vibe and you want to protect them even though you've never actually interacted with them. And I just randomly said "Me to @/seacottons" or something along the lines haha. I was nervous about idk why but oh well~ :] Why I follow you: I forgot exactly why, but I know I LOVED the way you interacted with your asks. They made me laugh a lot and then you turned out to be just an amazing, natural and extremely talented writer~ Your blog is: So pretty!!! You always have the prettiest themes ugh!! Also somewhere I go to when I need to read something REALLY good (which I haven't done in a while but I shall do it again~) Your URL is: Something I LOVE seeing on my dashboard (ouh that was smooth~ sorry..) I love it~ You told me you loved the sea and idk it just fits you so incredibly well. It's super cute yet cool at the same time <3 Your icon is: Always changing but always so pretty~ (I am currently weak for this Hongjoong so~) Side note: When I first followed you, you ALWAYS had a Wooyoung icon, but I see you switching around more lately hehe~ Still love them though <3 A random fact I know about you: We did have long convos.. but not enough to know a 'random fact'? I guess you traveled a lot and you are very aware of the world around you. You went to morocco and loved the food there which, ugh you got my heart when you told me that. You also have a very healthy liking to Spongebob (this is not me being sarcastic, your very slight obsession with spongebob is one of my favorite thing on this app) General opinion: Very cultured and smart person. Although you have a 'crazy' side, you can also be serious and very mature. You seem very socially aware and I respect you a lot for that. Overall opinion, you're just really fucking cool :] <3 A random thought I have: I feel like hanging out with you could go from doing the dumbest shit together to having the deepest conversations and I love that. Idk.. just a random thought hehe~

[becuzimbatman]

aAaaaah I’m so humbled; thanks for the tag @foyal !!

Answer 30 questions and tag 20 ppl!!

1. name/nickname: Katie

2. gender: Female

3. star sign: Sagittarius

4. height: 5′8″

5. time: 3pm 

6. birthday: December 17th

7. favorite bands/groups: Three Days Grace, The Academy Is...,  Hall & Oates 

8. favorite solo artists:  Billy Joel, Phil Collins 

9. song stuck in my head: “Kryptonite” by 3 Doors Down

10. last movie: "Plus One” on Hulu (sooooo good!)

11. last show: Great British Baking Show 👀 and Shark Tank

12. when did i create this blog: February 2011 haaaaaa

13. what do i post: I reblog Zukka, other atla, sometimes Merthur, and occasionally some Robins / batfam

14. last thing i googled: “dream of coughing up rice”

15. other blogs: uhhhh some dead RP blogs such as my Slade and Bumblebee from Teen Titans 😂 I also co-run this underused narubob page where I occasionally post things I make but usually just reblog nonsense that is both Naruto & Spongebob 

16. do i get asks: not really... usually just in the form of replies to asks I send to other people

17. why did i choose this url: gosh I thought I saw so funny when I picked it. I was obsessed with Batfam and DC when I chose it, and knew I would be reblogging a lot of Batman content. So I wanted to preemptively answer the question “why is she reblogging so much DC shit?” with my URL: “Because I’m Batman” and it’s v dumb but I refuse to change because it’s been 9 years at this point.

18. following: 246

19. followers: wow almost 400! moving up in the world 😅

20. average hours of sleep: on weeknights, like 6, on weekends, like 13 🤷‍♀️

21. lucky number: 17 (see– birthday, cuz basic)

22. instruments: clarinet, but I’m about as good as an HS freshman

23. what am i wearing: sports bra, jeans, mismatched socks

24. dream job: Voice Actress 

25. dream trip: Ireland

26. favorite food: Chinese food 😋

27. nationality: American

28. favorite song: “Sweet Dreams” by The Eurythmics (karaoke night go-to)

29. last book read: “One Day in December” by Josie Silver

30. 3 fictional universes you’d like to live in:  any Hallmark Christmas town, Fairly Odd Parents, Atlantis

tagging: @fanoffandom @airihigh @missturtleduck @lemon-thedemon @zuko-best-boi @mako-is-a-cuck @queerlychaotic @fancypotatofangirl @funinthesun1 @sokkattome @redacted-cryptid @marriedzukka @zukoisgayy @edsmoaks @avatarthelastbuttbender @zuzufufu @alt-nyx @stupid-fucking-rope @sarasanddollar @casualbookaddict go go go!!! (if you wan’t 😘)

[lokilaufeys]

interview game

I was tagged by @agent-whisky and @javierpcna thank you annie and dani!! 

nickname: my family call me clo, and I use ‘fruitcake’ for all my online accounts

pronouns: she/her

star sign: scorpio

height: 5′1�� ish

time currently: 8:34pm

birthday: nov 4th

favourite groups/bands: paramore, panic! at the disco, halfnoise

favourite solo artist: carly rae jepsen, kali uchis, doja cat, poppy

song stuck in my head: i’ve got you under my skin by frank sinatra (i just made a bioshock playlist that’s why i’ve been listening to 50s music lmao)

last movie you watched: godzilla vs kong

last show you binged: the last show I watched was wandavision but that was weekly, so the last show i genuinely binged was narcos last year

when you created your blog: sep 24th 2011...absolutely ancient i am

last thing I googled: "what do you call a group of gorillas”

other blogs: i have a bioshock blog @thelutecelabs and an animal crossing blog @theroostcoffee

why I chose my url: the closest i could get to dindjarin! though i have the urge to change it every five seconds

do you get asks: rarely, though i cherish every single one

how many people you are following: 1449 that is A LOT but i’ve had the same blog for 10 years and i’m in a lot of fandoms

how many followers: more than i should have for providing no content aside from my lukewarm pop culture takes

average hours of sleep: 10 i am very good at sleeping

lucky number: 77

instruments: i played violin in school and got a guitar for my birthday one year but never really made an effort to learn either

currently wearing: white spongebob tshirt and denim shorts, it was sunny today but actually not warm enough for shorts if i’m honest

dream job: illustrator or writer, or realistically i’d like to work in an independent coffee shop

dream trip: it’s always been japan, and now one of my best friends is going to live there so i’ll probably end up going in the next few years

favourite food: pizza or pasta...i am v basic

favourite song: everybody wants to rule the world by tears for fears 

top 3 fictional worlds to live in: star wars, zelda or i’d definitely be an assassin in the john wick cinematic universe

tagging @rachelminers @wintersoldie @pescopadral and @emcgregor <3