#but i think this is better ????

[rye-bread-soda-iceberg]

you can notice as they get worse

i was in a mood i guess

[noirewaves]

Had an idea for a higugin fic where it’s a no abilities AU (not sure what exactly) and basically Gin has a cat and Higuchi becomes a temporary cat-sitter for her when she has to go out for the day, but she gets into all sorts of hijinks with the cat. In fact I already came up with a title

[incorrect-fanfiction-quotes]

Uraraka: Logically, I know this isn’t a hallucination.

Midoriya: *is army crawling out the classroom door while Bakugou is distracting Aizawa with his perfected skill of fake crying*

Uraraka: But emotionally, I really wish it was.

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[sage-nebula]

This is literally the funniest fucking thing Edgeworth has ever said

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[artsymeeshee]

Felt a need to draw hugs (thinking about sea grunks has made me extra emotional :’))

[rainboas]

my upstairs neighbor is so loud and annoying and all he does is yell and play video games but right now he's explaining the civil war and like the entire history of slavery and the prison industrial complex to some guy in overwatch voice chat so

[junglejim4322]

do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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[whatsorryiwasntlistening]

being a writer is so wild. Like I could make Shrek and Captain America kiss if I wanted

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[hinamie]

10 years later

[b1p-b00p-b0p]

Post-divorce fiddlestan with special guest Tate Mcgucket

[itsdabatt]

happy national impersonate your favorite vigilante day to those who celebrate

Part 2

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly