#but i swear to you

[plenary-indulgence]

a feeble fire is lit at the edge of my heart; without my knowing it spreads into burning passion

[emilnikos]

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[valtsv]

i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[wolfythewitch]

Vampires when they’re being interviewed idk

[incohorace]

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

[sergle]

the threshold has been crossed, it is now springtime!!

[doydoune]

i hate them so much why are they like this

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

[connorsui]

Yall I be looking at this white board ...and my drafts page on here ..and I just knoowwwww I just know I'm not gonna be able to finish this all by the time it strikes 12AM OVER HEREEEE 💔💔🤡

Like my brain is fried ...the honey is smooth and she's begging for one neuron to make a connection to the other before she hits a dead end ..💀

And at this point ...I might as well pull an all nighter with this project being DONE AND OUT OF MY SIGHT SO I CAN FOCUS ...on finishing off my drafts ..cuz just looking...

At this number ....that never changes ...every ...single ..day ...

IS GONNA DRIVE ME FUCKING INSANE

[yumishisu]

wade calling him everything but logan

[retquits]

i only recently realized march's roots are showing in his summer portraits 🫣

[icepip]

riding megumi until he cries. every breath he takes shaky and sharp because it hurts, his cock hurts so much, but he keeps bucking up into you, fat tears beading at his pretty lashes, begging you to stop. he can't keep up, he can't cum anymore, he feels like every nerve on his body is on fire and your walls are hugging him so tight and he can't stop you because it feels so good, hands weakly gripping at your hips. you're basically just grinding against him at this point, his swollen tip pushing at your gummy spot and you just wanna be greedy.

[kagoutiss]

i’ll take care of everything