#but i really really like it

[yannig]

I love how both Renée and Jeremy treat their attraction to Jean.

Because they like him. And have good reason to think he could like them back.

And both of them look at him and recognize he isn't in the right place for a lover. Both of them decide to be Jean's friend instead.

And there is no grief over it either. They aren't waiting for Jean to fall for them once he's better. They just want to help him. Friendship isn't a consolation price, it's the best thing they can give Jean right now.

[canarybell]

My favorite headcanon...

...even if it is really unserious...

...is "Before the Beginning Aziraphale was among the angels working on the concept of human reproduction".

He mentions "breeding" twice while talking about humans, almost as if it is something he knows most about:

(also, there is "humans we're currently designing" line...though it might be "we" as "angels as whole", but still)

Then, in Eden, he does know what a pregnancy looks like, despite childbirth never existing before; and he's apparently aware that pregnancy weakens the body:

And during Job flashback he talks about the process of human birth as if he's a specialist in it (which is, of course, might be because he already spent some time on Earth, but also...)

So yeah, why not assume it is all said from the professional point of view?

....Yes, usually this is just a source of "Aziraphale invented sex" and/or "Aziraphale suggested orgasm as a means to make breeding process more desirable" jokes. Why are you even asking.

[erstwhilesparrow]

you (general you, not specific you) could Do Something with the funeral for the pillagers in mcsos… the quiet, unhurried chatter as people wait for the timers to count down to zero about death and how the code for the graves works and their memories and feelings about the pillagers…. the way you can see all the ruin around them and the shattered floating stones of spawn in the distance behind the graves… the fact that it's pix here, former vigil keeper, and oli, former isekai protagonist, and fwhip, voice of the fates…. fwhip saying it's weird, because he and jimmy never managed to get into their usual back-and-forth… the sense that something is ending here, something really has changed and it is worth paying attention to, but it is not quite like death as we know it, death means something different because it's a game… we can talk about season two, we can talk about the server budget, and at the end, the graves disappear without sound or light, and the platform they were on is taken down, and it's almost like they were never there, except there's still the pit from the explosion, and the structures built by their servermates, and the inexplicable monument of spawn, testament to what was and is and will be…

[fourtytwo42]

Genderfluid Qibli makes me very happy. He could change his earring to let others know his pronouns each day <33333333

FTU

[cepheusgalaxy]

I had an idea for a story a few hours ago:

(Bbu setting.) Carewhumper is a Pet Owner, who had a stable income and thus could afford one, Whumpee. Onde day, they lose most of their money and are thrown in misery. Almost nowhere to go, no food, no money, just their loyal Pet who is the only thing that they own now, and they can't bring themselves to sell.

The story would be relatively short, with the Owner and Whumpee trying to find food for Owner and Whumpee servicing them loyaly, struggling to survive. In the end, however, Owner doesn't manage to survive and the only one left in Whumpee.

End :D

[swanqueenofdisaster]

okay but "he was a moth to the flame she was holding the matches" is such a great line

[inkskinned]

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[pkaykim]

Valentines gift for my girlfriend

Please don’t repost on other platforms!

[feytouched]

2025

BE A STUDENT OF WHAT YOU ADMIRE

DO IT BADLY RATHER THAN NOT AT ALL

TO DESPAIR IS TO CEDE VICTORY TO THOSE WHO DO NOT DESERVE IT

BROADEN YOUR CULTURAL HORIZONS

REVEL IN THE ANALOGUE

ACTION ABSORBS ANXIETY

GRIEF IS PRODUCTIVE; GUILT IS NOT

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

[yeagrave]

my contribution to this trend🙇

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[great-and-small]

The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats: