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update on crochet dr ratio (featuring my needles as makeshift pins again)
we now have most of his clothing! he has a stupid amount of layers and i hate him for it but it's okay because he's cute
#crochet#crochet dr ratio#dr ratio#veritas ratio#amigurumi#fan crafts#crochet doll#the lighting is low key bad so you can't distinguish the black and navy blue#but I promise it is there#i'm so close to being done. just some more pieces and then details and then sewing it all together#i should probably actually find my pins because i keep poking myself with the needles#he has SO many layers and pieces to make and sew on#crocheting hsr characters is terrible do not recommend#anyway I think i'm going to make aventurine next#handmade#hsr#honkai star rail
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so I commed the amazingly talented @king-cotton-candy for this scene from my Don’t Worry Darling AU one shot you better leave (it's not safe in here). please go check out her blog, she's such an incredible artist. AJ, you're the best and I feel so lucky to have you as a friend. 💖🫂
#tina belcher#jordan cagan#bob's burgers#don't worry darling au#bb fic#king cotton candy#kcc art#aj art#commission#art commissions#sally speaks#this is technically a zekina fic but i don't wanna clog the tag lol#especially since there really isn't zekina in this comm#but i promise it is there#also i am so sorry to anyone who may actually ship jordan and tina lol i swear I'm not bashing your ship
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”
#I MADE A PROMISE YEARS AGO AND OFC I WILL DELIVER and I WILL make a better version next time for now enjoy it in its original quality#arcane#arcaneedit#wlwedit#caitvi#piltover's finest#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#vi#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#type: gif#media: arcane#league of legends#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane s2#arcane season 2#caitlyn x vi#vi x caitlyn#also i want to complain WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SO DARK....... i havent fully post processed this so i'll just make a better version next tim#im going to reserve more yapping to friends but anyways enjoy#s2 ep8
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the real reason he did it
#i promise i put more effort in usually#but im surprised i havent seen this before#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing jimmy#mouthwashing spoilers
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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I promise
#arcane#caitvi#caitlyn kiramman#vi#caitlyn#where caitlyn helps vi clean up after act 2 and they have a very long and honest conversation#where caitlyn finally makes a real promise she will keep#I NEED THE HURT/COMFORT GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO MEEE#character design#character art#digital illustration#character designer
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millions must mouthwash
stupid stuff dump from the past like 2 months oopsies,,, idk if anyone has done any of these yet,, if they have, my sincerest apolocheese
OG images under cut
#my art#stupid stuff#mouthwashing#mouthwashing jimmy#mouthwashing curly#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing swansea#I have such a big backlog of mouthwashing stuff atm omll#promise i'll post those + some lineups soon#cuz where are we without a character lineup?
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#prophet#messiah#bunnings#australia#lead us to the promised land#tiktok#comedy#funny#video#my vois#i love this so much#it appeals to my surreal and absurdist sense of humour
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take my hand for a moment
your objective from this point on is to survive
the election results are going to take a few days. The world is going to be very tense. I want you to take all the things you like to do to distract yourself and splurge on them. I want you to go eat your favroite foods and spend time with friends. I want you to do what you gotta do to make sure you can make it through the week.
There are people out there who want you to survive. There are people out there who are just as scared as you are.
We'll get through this. We will find a way
#us elections#us politics#also if this means you block news outlets online for a little bit then so be it#genuinely though if shit hits the fan please choose life#if things go south we will find a way out together i promise
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
#buny text#I'm fine i've just been staying up too late playing bg3 the past few nights#and then wanting to wake up before noon so my parents don't say anything rude to me so i end up getting less sleep to facilitate that#and it's catching up to me#i feel like this explanation maybe undermines my previous statement of 'I'm fine' a bit but I'm fine i promise#look at my lop posts boy
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you make me want to draw again
here you go! this is also for my future self.
#comics#2024#ty anon#i don't know where you're at in your art journey#but the word “again” is really promising. i hope you do#so mini-zine brained lately...
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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy
#and also. am a ilittlel kitty :3#mine#cats#brain empy. felt tip cats ONLY#we were promised snow today n then they decided actually :) rain all day for u#i bought new wool for a cardigan today im SO excited its gna be so colourful#i was going to do some sort of Thing on the back like a heart or something but im still too scared to do colour changing stuff#maybe....maybe next time#i think i will try a patter w like. an actual grid with it first rather than just rawdog it#bc i . do not know what im doing :3
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The Tiger (from the poem by Nael, age 6)🐅
#knitting#knitblr#wip#pattern is The Tiger on ravelry🐯#alright alright. i’ve knit whales. lions. fish. frogs. and now tigers! it’s a whole menagerie in here.#anyways. this one had to be knit because when i was knitting the aforementioned lion. i was also compelled by tiger art so i made myself#a promise to follow up on one day and here that day is.#nael age 6 it’s been a pleasure knitting your prose🫡
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For those wondering - Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #338 (Hobgoblin sprays Spider-man with poison) and #339 (Doc Ock reveals the poison only becomes lethal when combined with cocaine).
#spider-man#doctor octopus#not the last time doc ock relies on a network of killer satellites#just remembered i had promised to make this post like half a year ago
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