#but i know itll hit me soon lol

[man-made-misery]

Tw for illness/death

[sunbedo]

Hey guys. gay rights

[allthefoolishdreams]

all my fics should be posted or updated soon!! (by that i mean after new years!)

oh no thats absolutely fair, hopefully you're able to rewatch sometime soon! i do plan to rewatch just need to find the time but i did listen to the soundtracks during my work commute and it still holds up, it really is banger after banger

exactly why dont we get more info on the barrier or history, how does the food barge work? did auradon come up with it or was it the villians? why is it auradons garbage coming to the isle? also something else is the fact that a good amount of disney villians were killed off so the fact that in universe they were resurrected just to get punished is SO wild and its not that deep or serious bc its a kids movie, but its an insane plot point to go unacknowledged. like theres a lot of weird world building that would be so interesting if they committed and followed through, and yes!!! the books too, ill be honest i only read the first one not long after the first movie was released, but i do remember it was a fun read! i also there was stuff about cruella and how she treated carlos, and we get to see the core four become the core four. anyways !! think its worth a read even if its not compliant with the movies its still interesting to see some things fleshed out a bit more and see deeper into isle life (at least in the first book) (maybe one day ill read the others as well)

but yes!! like the girls lines were pretty straight forward it checks out, and then theres carlos line. i always looked at that as like a trauma thing and clearly his mom was controlling and carlos feared her, so i assumed it was him always thinking about whay his mother would say whenever he was doing something so more metaphorical. but could be interpreted in so many ways! i fully support you wanting to make a mountain out of it bc honestly someone has to and it was never going to be disney lol. oooh i cant wait to see what you do about exploring jay and his relationship with his dad!! also jay is absolutely the brawn/protector which is very much juxtaposed with jafar only caring for himself... just an interesting thought.

also i think one of the most interesting things about descendants is the world building and its such a disservice how much they drop the ball on it like i get why they kept it light but yeah it wouldve been so interesting if they went all in. especially the fact that they have this world they built with all these legacy characters and where the villians kids are paying the price for things they weren't even alive for, like it adds an interesting layer to the vks dynamic with their parents imo. and truly they get so close to talking about it with a few lines here and there but why isnt there more of discussion over the fact of who these kids parents are, thats the whole point of the story why dont they talk about the legacy more

(looking forward to it and good luck with your exams!! have a lovely day!! 💕)

hi, happy holidays btw!! I hope you're doing well! so, it's two days later but i come bearing offerings aka the fic concepts i mentioned. firstly, the lovey dovey jilix is basically jisung pining and writing songs about felix, while felix is asking for help with his own songs, the whole thing boils down to songwriting as a love language and sort of born from the fact that felix mentioned that jisungs songs are usually his favorites which i think about a lot bc me too lix me too, its all vibes and a lot of pining and jisung being oblivious. now the divorce minchan fic in simplest terms its inspired by a musical called the last five years which is about a couples failing relationship over the course of you guessed it five years, it's pov alternating and nonlinear which is fun to play with, its got its soft moments but uh it gets angsty. when will i write a chan pairing without some angst? idk we'll see (i suppose superchan is the exception (so far) lol)

also unrelated, but i saw your post about your descendants fic and my god its been years since i even thought about descendants but pls be so insane about it bc i can and will be insane about it given the chance so id love to hear about bc seriously idc what disney has to say it can be SO much deeper like those kids make me emotional if i think too much about them (also sorry for the super long ask)

hi, happy holidays! i'm alright, thanks. i hope you're doing well, too. thank you for the offerings, the jilix songwriting idea sounds absolutely SCRUMPTIOUS. vibes and a lot of pining and jisung being oblivious... where do i sign up!! songwriting as a love language, as well, i love that idea so much. as for the divorce minchan... it sounds painful but no less delicious. you now have me worried about superchan, too haha. but i am very excited for both those ideas omg!

as for the descendants fic! let me tell you, i am so insane about descendants and have been since. was it 2015 the first one came out? for the most part i've managed to keep that insanity to my... 78k 210+ page document, with the exception of (blatant self-promotion here) this little carlos thing i wrote earlier this year, but i would so love to be insane about descendants with you. logically i know disney just made descendants to sell toys etc!!! but it can be SO much deeper, like you said! i am going to be so deep about jay as soon as my exams in jan finish, just watch.

please don't apologise for the super long ask, i love to get asks and i've loved hearing about your wips! and establishing descendants insanity! please drop into my asks whenever you want!

[st4rli6ht1]

oh my gosh, June!! I took a break off of social media and phone in general and came back to all of this 😭

No but frl what the sigma I hope your mom’s recovery is a speedy and smooth process bcs that’s so crazy honestly

I hope you’re doing well too, with everything going on, it seems like your life is rlly chaotic rn lol, just know you have a whole ass community behind you willing to give words of comfort or anything else that can help!!

LMAO, what the sigma indeed 😭 i feel like a curse hit me/my family, like wtf. life was bad but then it got even worse lol. she's recovering well! so thats really, really good.

im doing okay, thank you! not getting enough sleep, but im gonna talk with my doctor about it soon, hopefully i can get melatonin or something (you have to get a prescription for it in my country lol). life has been really chaotic, more than ever before, but im so glad that you and a lot of other people are being supportive and understanding, it truly means the world to me! <3

i hope i can start doing bots again soon, but i probably wont be doing any big drops like i used to, maybe a few bots a week, but itll be better than nothing, i suppose! i also might do my own ideas first, instead of requests, as i have a lot and its kinda stressful </3 idk, i feel kinda bad when i think about it lol.

anyway, sorry for ranting! i hope youre doing well <33

[lion-buddy]

I must ask: what's your favorite Precure series (or Precure character), and why?

ah! you see the thing is, I’ve only ever finished star twinkle hehe. but i have seen a few episodes of tropical rouge and the 2020 miracle leap movie too! im also planning to watch the new all stars F movie when i can!! [hopefully soon ahh]. So yeah I don’t have much to say about any other season

but!! I have a lot to say abt star twinkle! like a lot. I watched star twinkle because I saw Yuni's wiki page, got interested, and proceeded to stay up till 4am watching it all. So yeah! I really enjoyed it, I don’t even know where to start

yuni is my favorite character if it wasnt obvious lol, she is literally like. the perfect character from personality to design. shes an antagonist aligned shapeshifting phantom thief catgirl with a blue/yellow/rainbow color scheme who struggles with self perception and relationships in general and gets found-familied by the narrative [whether she likes it or not]. [[this sentence is meant to all be said in one continuous breath]] TLDR she could not be any more perfect, she scores a 10/10 for character of all time. i could say a lot abt yuni!! but ill hold myself back for now since i feel that could be a whole essay of its own. hikaru is also a character that's growing on me a lot. im not sure how to put it into words, but! shes really really interesting to me, which surprised me since i dont typically lean towards her character type. maybe i can find the words to talk abt her one day, bc i see way too much slander directed at her, she does not deserve all that

ok but star twinkle itself! i adore its themes of friendship, forgiveness, and learning what it means to grow up and grow apart. typical for a show of its demographic. what really got me was how it expanded on all of that, it introduced the concept of figuring out your place in the world, and learning how to continue living happily even if the people you care about most aren't here with you. it kinda hit really close to home for me. its so obvious how much the whole cast cares for each other, and i could see them building up to a finale where they would all have to say goodbye to each other forever. i wasnt sure if theyd actually commit all the way but!! they sure did!!!! watching them get separated at the end like that really hurt!!! like a lot!!!!!! im such a baby when it comes to cast separations but. man. star twinkle did it really well.

also also its ost is really really good??! this is aside from the intro and outro themes, im focusing on the instrumental backing tracks that play throughout the episodes. i was surprised to find them on youtube, and found myself blown away by how emotional they were. its got such a strong central motif that plays throughout the tracks, and obliterates you at the end when it shows back up to deliver an extremely emotional farewell song. i have cried several time listening to it, i dont think any ost has ever done that to me [aside from a few select songs from various medias. and undertale lol]. but yeah. listen to the star twinkle ost if you havent it will make you feel things.

i could also add that the movie kills me every time. watch the star twinkle movie if ur at all interested in anything ive said. its a good starting point if u want to see some action and get the vibe of the characters

on the topic of movies, final little note! im really interested in the new all stars F movie and prim, or cure supreme. literally know nothing about them but!! im staring so hard, they look exactly like my type of character. also the songs that have released are really really good ahhh scratching at the walls i hope it releases somewhere soon so i can see them in action. hopefully itll get me interested in checking out other seasons as well :]

[lostacelonnie]

They make memory meds what? Thats wild. Sometimes you just gotta sea the ocean in all her glory yknow? Its healing in a different way from goin outside to touch grass. I took three years of spanish & talking to native speakers for me is always yeah i got the vibes even if I didn't catch every word. Back to spain again wow. At least itll be for a city you know & like. Id like to go to spain one day. I just made it to the ice planet city & met bronya & her mom. Her mom has milf vibes. Simulated universe is so much easier than genshin abyss i like it. Honkai does have a lot to catch up on but i should be able to eventually. I might try for silver wolf but i wanna save for seele re run. Oooh sweet freedom so soon. I hope you use that to catch up on your missed sleep

RIGHT?? they didnt work at first but my dose is bigger now and waow theres not Much improvement but theres improvement. YEAHH fr fr i love just standing half submerged like. Man. and yeah its like that at school for me since 4 outta 5 of my teachers are spanish and barely speak polish or english. and yeah shdhfjgj i can just feel how im gonna be like "oh they sell good pizza there. thats where i got sunburn. i got jumpscared by the hit song calma by pedro capó here. ah hey thats my broom closet" the WHOOOLE trip ahdjjf. but i Am looking forward to it since ill also get like actual classes while there so thats gonna be cool. spain is nice [well. not like i have been to many places ajdjfj but from first impressions] but good GOD is it hot as shit there. AND AH JARILO-VI NICE!! so true cocolia milfing in every universe so true. and yeah and its like Actually Enjoyable wow...... generally i feel that a lot of stuff in star rail is just stuff that was bad in genshin, but instead of listening and fixing it there, hyv just made a different game. Lol. and yeah there is a Lot so good luck with that o7 hehe i got silver wolf bc decided that im prooooobably gonna manage to save for kafka anyway and i did get her but also im a bit nervous bc i do Not feel like im gonna win 3 50/50s in a row so. ahh. and yeaaaahhhhh i literally have like.... 5 days of school left..... and thankies hehe i actually did since we had a lot of first lessons cancelled this week so i got half an hour more each day 👍

[candlewitches]

i havent met the wee lad yet but apparently he’s very sweet and less of a handful than lola was but. that breed mix... fear...

[babyyatusabes]

gonna turn my phone off for a bit, see yall

[shigarakisslutbag]

i'm not the original asker but i'd be down for some shig breeding headcanons that are more dom / not mommy kink

Tw: breeding, housewife, somnophilia, talk of having kids

A/N: sorry for any typos lol

Im a lil horny so heres some hcs of me just blabbing and dumping some thoughts out

I wanna start out by saying he loves your pussy so much

Literally worships it

Its all he can think about sometimes

It doesnt matter how small it is or how it looks he loves it

Youre so warm and tight and always wet and ready for him to breed

He hasnt given much thought to a family before but when it comes to you

Oh boy when it comes to you

He wants to fill you up and fuck his cum so deep inside it knocks you up

Doesnt want you to walk

Gets off to the thought of you carrying his offspring

Thinks about having a nice family . Maybe 3 or 4 kids .

Wants you to just sit at home and let him do everything for you while you take care of the kids

Doesnt want you to think about anything that could stress out his little wife

The ideal picture is

He comes home

Youre asleep in your shared bed

He sees you in your silk night gown

Almost showing your ass. You were too tired to even pull over the blankets you poor baby

Hes so turned on just by watching you

Seeing you breathe as your chest moves up and down

Gown slightly slipping down

Walks over and leans in to take in your smell

Hes so intoxicated by your scent. Really turns him on

Lifts up your gown and youre not even wearing underwear

Maybe you wamted this to happen

Either way youre getting fucked

Whether you initially wanted this or not

Rubs his finger up and down your cute little slit

You start to quiver in your sleep but you dont wake up

Good . He doesnt want you awake yet

Slips one finger in and curls it hitting your gspot . Soon adds another finger and all that can be heard in the room is the sound of your wet pussy clenching around his fingers

Youre starting to move a little now

Closing your legs slightly because your body cant handle it even if you arent conscious

Even youre unconscious self cant get enough him

Eventually he decides to take out his cock thats been hard ever since he opened the door and laid eyes on you. Taking in your entire body

Compared to how tight you are you wouldnt think he'd be able to fit his cock inside you with how girthy it is. But he'll fucking make it fit

He rubs hit cock up and down your cute pussy. So wet and ready for him to slide himself in and pound away

Fucking his hot cum deep inside your little womb

When hes done with you there'll be nothing but cum seeping out of your tight, wet little cunt

He whispers in your ear, trying to wake you up

"Do you like how this feels? How evey my cock is resting on you ? Do you think youll be able to take it? All this cock inside your already ready and wet pussy. You like taking this fat cock dont you? Sliding in and out so easily because you already wnated this didnt you. You were ready, huh? Always ready for me. Only me. My little slut. "

Youre awake now hut barelt conscious still, not knowing what's going on until you feel him slip himself inside. You almost scream from how good it feels until he slaps a hand over your mouth and tells you " take it. Take it like the good little slut i know you are. Please? For me, baby.

Its so good.

You feel so full

It hits all the right spots

All you can think about is how hard hes fucking you

Making your tits slightly move up and down

You wrap your arms and legs around him trying to keep yourself together

Fuck this feels so good

"I cant wait to breed this cunt of yours. We're going to be such a good family. Itll just be us and our little ones- fuck "

" youll be such a good mommy. A good mother to my kids-fuck you feel so good

Youre taking everything out of your poor husband . But then again hes doing the same to you. Youre both almost shaking. Ready to cum

"Are you ready, baby? Im gonna fuck all this cun inside until all you can think of is this warm feeling im about to give you."

All you can do is whine and cry out of pleasure in response as he shoots all of his hot cum inside you painting your insides

And here you are. Ears ringing from the orgasm he just gave you

And you wonder, hopefully this isnt just a one time thing

[feeling-kinda-sad-ngl]

trying so hard to not let myself sink back into the comfort of being sad, if theres really any, but its a bit hard

i think the biggest thing is music

like i want to listen to my sad playlist and i want to wallow or whatever but i cant because if i do then ill get stuck there again

i miss my therapist. i need to talk this all out

i was so ready to try to get better but its so discouraging to be like yes im getting better im not letting the sadness keep me here im living with it, and then have that become too heavy

i mean i guess this is the part where i have to keep trying? but for what though, how do i know if itll pay off, what if it doesnt really get me anywhere good

sjfjdj today i left school early, just walked out with my friend after our first block, and tried to do stuff to feel good about being alive and shit but i still feel the heaviness, i still feel like i dont belong and im trying to believe that i'll be okay soon and to just keep going but arrghrhdh if i could die i would. like i wouldnt mind if a car hit me or if i got a stroke or if a rock fell from the sky and i was gone lol

[eternalmx]

Anon Requested: can i request a changkyun smut? maybe a hook up at a freshmen orientation where things escalated in the dorm 👉🏻👈🏻

🦋a/n: This is really long and I’m not sure if this is what you mean, I got way to carried away lol but I hope you enjoy it! if not lemme know I can write a different one for you! Thank you for requesting btw it made me so so happy. 💕

Warnings: Heavy Smut & Public Teasing & Unprotected Sex (think of birth control thanks.) Shower Sex. I finished this off with fluff and 😭 I love fluff I’m sorry 😂

𝕺𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

Today was the day. Orientation day. You’ve spent the entire day yesterday moving into your dorm and unpacking. You were lucky enough to get a single dorm so the nerve of meeting and sharing a room with a complete stranger wasn on of the reasons for your stress. The campus was huge and you were struggling to find the auditorium when you accidentally bumped into someone.

“I’m so sorry!” you say, looking up and locking eyes with the beady brown eyed boy.

“It’s fine, are you on your way to freshman orientation too?” he asked, pointing to the paper you held in your hands.

“I was but I can’t find the auditorium” you say with a light laugh as he spun around and pointed at the main building.

“It’s over there! I’m on my way too we can walk together if you want?” He suggested, you kindly refused because you wanted to stop for coffee first.

After getting coffee you sat for a few minutes because orientation didn’t start for another 20 minutes. You scrolled through your phone but you kept distracting yourself thinking about the boy you’d just bumped into. You cursed yourself for not getting his name or number.

Once you reached the auditorium, that was still half empty, you looked around for where to sit and that’s when you saw him. He was scrolling through his phone with his headphones in. You walked into the isle he was seated in and took the seat next to him. He didn’t look up from his phone. You tried making some noise and getting his attention but he didn’t budge. You sighed and tapped his shoulder and he looked up. When he noticed it was you a sly smile spread across his lips.

“You couldn’t get enough of me could you?” He said, taking his headphones out and turning in his seat a little. You were taken back by his good actions but all you could manage was to laugh.

Soon after orientation started, it was kinda boring, you and your new friend, Changkyun, got acquainted pretty well as the professors spoke one by one. The chancellor gave the whole ‘itll be a great year speech’ and blah blah. You guys made jokes and laughed here and there. You both kept talking about the orientation being a waste of time because barely anyone showed up and you guys were in the back of the auditorium so no one even acknowledged you both.

“We can make the most of this you know” he whispered in your ear, eyes still focused straight ahead.

“Yeah? How?” You asked, feeling butterflies in your stomach. As soon as you said that he sat back more comfortably in the chair and his hand was on your knee. You took a deep breath in and looked at him.

“If you want me to stop just tell me okay?” he said, eyes full of seriousness. You nod as you sat back in you chair mimicking his actions. His eyes never once moved off the speakers.

His has played with the edge of your dress as they slipped under. Your breath hitched as he got closer to where you wanted his attention the most. You couldn’t remember the last time you’ve been touched so softly yet so intimately.

“You gotta stay quiet for me okay?” he said, looking at you for a brief moment. His fingers teased you through your clothes heat and you played your head on his shoulder. Your eyes shut and you heard him laugh softly. Your hips moved against his fingers softly trying to be as still as possible. He leaned over and kissed your ear and your neck. His movements speeding up as he did. You felt a pool of wetness form between your folds. Then the lights turned on. He moved his hand and you kept your head on his shoulder for a moment. Gathering yourself. He kissed your head while grabbing your hand.

“Let’s get out of here” he said, picking up your bag for you. Your cheeks were red and your legs were shaky as you stood up. He only smiled as he intertwined your hands pulling you out of the auditorium. Once outside, you both noticed it was raining, neither of you had an umbrella, so he suggested going to his dorm since it was the closest.

Once at the dorm, soaked from the rain, he ran to get two towels and gave you one as you looked around. You felt his arms wrap around your waist and stopped walking. He pushed you wet hair aside and started placing soft kisses along your neck and onto your shoulder. You moaned when you felt him start sucking and nipping at the sensitive skin, leaving soft purple marks. He kissed them one by one as he turned you around so you were facing him.

“I’ve been thinking about kissing you the whole time back there” he said, lips crashing into yours send butterflies all through your stomach. The kiss started soft then turned rough as you moaned into his mouth. He picked you up, you wrapping your legs around his waist. Waking over towards the bed he sat down so you were straddling him and his hand pushed your dress up to your hips. Your hands made their way up through his hair as you lightly pulled his dark brown locks. While he was kissing you you pulled away and rested your head against his. You both were still soaked from the rain and the room was freezing no thanks to the ac on full blast. Your lips were quivering and he laughed a little.

“Should we get in the shower?” he says, just as breathless as you and you did was nod. You stood up off of him and you both went into the bathroom. He turned on the water to warm and in no time the bathroom started steaming up and you skin hot goosebumps from the change in air. Changkyun pulled you into him as he took your dress off. You took his shirt off and unbuckled his pants. You both stepped into the shower and he pushed you against the wall. His hands touching every inch of your body and kissed every possible place. Your hands made their way down his torso. His breath hitched when your hand thumb grazed over the tip of his manhood. His eyes closed and his head leaning back on the wall. The warm water elevated your senses so every touch felt much more intense than it was.

You got down on your knees. Leaving kisses along his chest and stomach. He groaned lowly, hangs making their way into you hair. You playfully licked his tip earning a moan.

“Don’t tease me” he said, eyes locking with yours. With that being said, you took him into your mouth. His groans got louder and his hips began to buck as you sucked him off. Your tongue would playfully twirl over his tip every once. You felt his body stiffened up as you felt him twitch in your mouth. He groaned loudly as he came undone in your mouth. You stood up and he kissed you roughly. His fingers making there way back to between your legs where his touch was needed. This tough he wasn’t gentle. His fingers running up and down between your folds. You gasped as his finger entered you. His thumb rubbing circles against you clit. You moaned into his rough kiss. He pushed his finger in and and with the addition on another on. Your hips bucked against his fingers, the water drowning out the lewd sounds that would be filling up the room if it was off. You moaned as his finger hit deeper inside of you. Hitting the spot that causes your stomach to fill up. You moaned his name as he brought you closer and closer to the edge. You closed your eyes as you felt you stomach tighten and your walls clenched around his fingers and he whispered in your ear. You opened you eyes to meet his sly smiled.

“Cum for me” he said, his voice deep and breath hot against you ear. You eyes shut and you moaned his name as his fingers helped you ride out your high and your hips slowed down.

“That was fun” you say, leaning against him, knees feeling weak. He put his arm around your waist helping you.

“Let’s get cleaned up and watch a movie or something?” He asks, his cheeks getting red.

“A movie it is” you say, kissing his cheek. He poured some body wash into his hands and started rubbing it over you as you laughed. He grabbed the shampoo next and you stopped him.

“We just had sex and we barely know each other and your gonna wash my hair for me?” you ask, tilting your head.

“I plan on getting to know you, so turn around and close your eyes so I don’t get soap in them” he said, and you smiled and turned around.

[pk-majora]

im trying to make some medical appointments at the local like super low cost and thus low quality medical clinics and like not to shit on them but theyve literally got me questioning my own competency right now...like theres two ways to make an appt right?

i can call them and i have to go through this automated recording directing me to push specific numbers to get to specific departments but for some reason it isnt registering when i press a button lol. itll be like press 5 to make an appointment and i do that and its as though i never pushed 5 lmfao. ive tried like three times now experimenting with letting the recording finish its dialogue, hitting it as soon as i hear my option, even spamming the button i feel like i tried it all just to get to the right place but i just get stuck in a never ending loop of the recording replaying which numbers to press AH.

okay fine i can also make an appt online. so i go to their website and first of all i can only view the months of January and April to fit my scheduling needs lol. Like thats all the calendar will show me which doesnt bode well. and then like I was like fuck it ill make an appt for April then just so i have it ya know? literally no way to interact with the shitty timeline looking calendar in my browser. it was just a fun timeline of un-interact-able dates. couldnt even see the available times since i assume youd have to click on the date you want but the website wont even let me do that. am i going crazy? like am i literally losing the ability to use the internet and my phone and technology in general or is it everything else is just consistently fucking up lmao.

[horansqueen]

i feel exactly the same when anxiety hits me, so i understand how you feel. ilysm and i hope it goes away soon, i'm here ❤️

thanks darling. i just know some blog got an anon about me and now im super paranoid. its not even about ppl irl lol but itll pass. thanks so much, i love you so much, im so happy i have you in my life and i seriously miss you so whenever you have time and want to, message me! 💖💖💖

[bladekindeyewear]

HS^2 bloggin’ mainline 2020-12-25

I’m not going to spend time BLOGGING an upd8 on Christmas morning!

...yes I am who the fuck am I kidding.  (Bonus stuff and Hiveswap are still well on hold though.)

So are we gonna follow up on the main ship?  Probably not, right, with that perfect Karkat point to cut away, right?  We’re just going to leave Roxy’s question hanging, as well as makeouts etiquette, and leave while having seen a COUPLE FRAMES of non-possessed canon Jade with only whatever fun fanart was inspired across the internet by the moment to tide us over????

Yeah, probably.

Ugh, more Dirk.  I guess it’s overdue.  :(

> CHAPTER 16. Welcome to my Secret Lair

Oh huh, I guess not?  So... Jane’s, or Rose and Kanaya’s?

Karkat stays for longer than John thought he would. They talk a bit, but mostly they are quiet. Eventually, Karkat gets called away on yet more important war business, leaving John with one final touch on the shoulder. John leans into it in response, though he’s a bit ashamed of chasing down a sliver of physical affection so soon after obliterating Karkat’s evening like he had.

Pretty much, yeah.  Can’t blame either of them.

When Karkat is finally gone, John still doesn’t move. It isn’t as though he has nowhere else to go, since there are quite a few places he might attempt to make himself useful, for better or for worse.

You’re still abandoning the task that was explicitly yours to protect your literal kid and his friends, but, oh well.  Low-point.  Dave dead, house dead, broke news, I get it.

He just doesn’t feel ready for that yet. The remnants of his house are still smoldering, and he can’t stop staring at them. It would make sense, he thinks, to want to root around through the rubble for anything that’s still intact; some half-charred keepsake to claim as the last thing left that’s still his. But he doesn’t want to do it, and he doesn’t want to think about it. And he still can’t move.

Can’t move.  No Breath huh?  What’s going to get him to, then?

> (==>)

Oh boy, that might help.  XD  She’s pretty good at that.

> (==>)

Still with the waistline gap.  And was his phone always yellow like his God-Tier shoes?

ROXY: hey john can u do me a quick solid ROXY: actly idk how quick itll be but its definitely solid ROXY: harry anderson says i just missed u being here but could u skip back on over?

Nice, huh!  No judgment, just a hey-any-chance-you-could-swing-back.  He sort of needs to be needed right now, in a simple, almost everyday non-judgmental way I guess.  (That’s what he NEEDED anyway-- whether he deserved it though is up for debate.)

ROXY: i need help w/smth and yr darling boy is holed up in his room working on some fuckin craft project or other and cant be bothered

YES SEW JOHN A BETTER FITTING FUCKING OUTFIT

ROXY: and now that me and u are freshly on speakin terms again i might as well take advantage of that olive branch and put u to work ROXY: assumin you havent died in an air raid, that is ROXY: which id also be interested in knowin about so if u wld be so kind as to reply instead of leavin me hangin

Heheheh.  Gosh Roxy is always the best.

JOHN: yea yea sorry im here. JOHN: i just had a hard time getting my phone out of these fucking tiny pants.

Hah.

JOHN: and also my house is bombed out so i'm kinda grappling with that. JOHN: but i honestly am not sure how much longer i need to sit around staring at it. trying to align my memories of my youth with whatever is happening right now so JOHN: short version is no i’m not dead, and yeah i can come back over there and help you out. ROXY: oh sweet yr alive and down to do manual labor its a win/win JOHN: see you soon.

Yep!  Pulled away from all the metaphorical, ultra-meaningful bullshit, back to some brass tacks with some easy humor.  Definitely something Roxy can do well.~

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EXCUSE ME.  What is that outfit and pose.  Did you--

ROXY: sup ROXY: follow me ROXY: well were just going to my room so i guess technically u know the way JOHN: haha ok.

Did you invite him over for the manual labor of banging you while your son is sewing in the other room

Or maybe the labor is making him a new sibling.  JFC

Is this plan part of why we got the sudden content warning that was mocked or was that mainly for Hiveswap 

John follows, trying to shake the ominous feeling he got from what she’d just said. He’d been in and out of this house a lot in the past few days. Why should this be any different?

I DUNNO JOHN DOES THIS SEEM DIFFERENT TO YOU

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Yea this seems like a fucc room.

JOHN: it’s not like i could forget! ROXY: ya i guess u only really saw the living room when you were here the other day but i have changed some stuff up ROXY: done a lil redecoratin here n there

So it’s MORE of a fucc room than previously >__>”

ROXY: may have to do a smidge more if my old bff decides im next on the list for bombing out ROXY: but so far so good

Ah geez.

ROXY: just a coupla exploded cars in the yard from some shenanigans our dear son and his friends were in but u kno it is what it is!!!

Well, that’ll buff out easy.

ROXY: can i get u anything? ROXY: just made some coffee JOHN: no, uh, i’m good.

Of course she has a fancy handled winecoffeeglass  (and the handle does look ridiculous but it’d be too hot to hold otherwise)

Roxy shrugs and swirls her own coffee around in her novelty mug. John looks around. A lot about the room is the same. The family photos, the rug. There’s a lot more cat stuff in there now, though. The bed is new. John feels like he’s about to take a test he hasn’t studied for. He makes himself focus on what she’s saying.

That would be the feeling.

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MY GOD.  Roxy is so fucking good at this holy shit

She KNOWS she’s making him squirm and she loves it

JOHN: so uh anyway. JOHN: what was this favor? ROXY: yo why dont u just come rest yr tush for a bit ROXY: take a lil relax next 2 me here JOHN: haha uh. JOHN: roxy i uh. JOHN: im flattered, but i don’t know if that’s really the right step right now. JOHN: don’t get me wrong, everything seems so fucked up right now that when i try to think about what might actually BE the right step, it feels like a huge cartoon question mark might physically manifest over my head. JOHN: but I’m not sure if um rekindling our physical relationship is really the best--

So is Roxy trolling him, about to reveal she wasn’t thinking of sex and was just making things seem sultry?  Or just had “lol jk” as an option-select, maybe.

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ROXY: r u kiddin me rn egbert JOHN: i’m not? unless you were, in which case yeah lets say i was also kidding. JOHN: oh my god, i’m sorry, i don’t know why this making me freak out.

OH NOOO NOT THE DISDAAAAIN - CRITICAL HIT D:

ROXY: i remember our past boot knockin with fondness but that is a situation im not interested in revisiting

boot knockin XD

ROXY: look john ROXY: i was trying to be polite about it ROXY: offering u sustenance n rest n all ROXY: but you look like shit ROXY: i just wanted to catch up on the whole heinous war situation were in and maybe check in on e/o before leaping strait to the real n actual nonsexual manual labor favor i have in mind for u JOHN: oh.

Hey, she can’t help looking sexy she’s too good at it.

Is the manual labor moving the crashed cars?  Can’t Roxy pull that off on her own, or... banish the cars to the void or something?  (Oh, but WOULD she want to do it on her own when she can rope in John and bring him down to earth by giving him a useful task?  And admittedly his strength and wallet would make things easier.)

John feels his shoulders unbunch. Of course. Yeah. He’s almost embarrassed by how relieved he feels. So what if his ex wife wanted to hook up? Shouldn’t that be a situation he could navigate? Don’t people like to find solace in human physical connection during dire times? Why did the idea of it make his mind white out in panic more than, say, any number of the traumas he just experienced?

Probably some gender stuff mixed up in there too, June.

He doesn’t know, but he believes Roxy that he must look pretty haggard. He probably feels haggard? Maybe sitting down will feel better.

Just put your feet up yeah

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WHAT A CUTE IMAGE

JOHN: sorry. like i said, my "how to react to stuff" meter is completely fucked right now. ROXY: thats fair bud

she’s used to being patient with you don’t worry otherwise you never would’ve gotten this far

ROXY: real fast i do need to do a quick takeback of all that shit i said last time we talked about janey not being literally the most evil person we knew or whatever ROXY: i guess i was hopped up on arguin or somethin since that was before we hit our conversational vibe bc of course u were right and i shoulda listened

Ouch.  Yeah, we saw just lately just how far off the deep end she was.  (Where was that funny upd8 reaction art summarizing the bit where Kanaya was holding Tavros hostage and Jane was transparently debating “hmm do I let my son die?” and Kanaya and Tavros were just looking at each-other flat-mouthed nervous?  I REALLY wanted to share that but I don’t usually want to reblog or put most stuff HS^2 not under a read-more, for spoiler purposes, usually.)

ROXY: im just glad ur ok ROXY: or like alive JOHN: yeah, jury's still out on "ok" but, you know. ROXY: ya ROXY: u said ur house is gone?? JOHN: yep. JOHN: completely. ROXY: jeez ROXY: i would ask how ur feelin but like the answer 2 that has got 2b "prtty bad"

Talk it ouuuut~~  get those feels out there and articulated john

JOHN: yeah. JOHN: i mean. JOHN: no? JOHN: it’s weird. JOHN: it feels like it should be a bigger deal, I guess? JOHN: like it’s my HOUSE. JOHN: but mostly it always felt like my dad’s house? JOHN: and when i started living there after i moved out of here, it was like i crammed myself back into whatever was left of my kid self? JOHN: and it didn’t feel good, but it at least was familiar, you know? JOHN: like living there let me feel closer to my dad, trying to be like the way i remember him, or like how i remember him wanting me to be, or something? JOHN: and i didn’t realize how much i hated doing that until i saw it all go up in flames. JOHN: so i guess i could have used my powers to stop the fire and save whatever was left of the place, but i couldn’t bring myself to do it. JOHN: like some fucked up part of me was glad i got there too late? JOHN: so i just sat there, watching, trying to figure out why watching my house burn down felt like i was being released from prison. JOHN: and even now i keep trying to explain it away, as though it’s because of how fucked up everything else is that it made me feel good. JOHN: but that’s just bullshit. JOHN: it DID feel good. JOHN: i DO feel free. JOHN: sorry.

I was kind of saying some Breath/Blood stuff at the time of him losing his last tie to his stubborn sticking-to-his-kid-self bit?  Except now we’re mixing it in with June Egbert and his gender-identity questions too.

ROXY: no need 2 apologize ROXY: we just delved in2 my whole gender thing last time so it seems fine for u to have a turn JOHN: i didn’t say it was a gender thing.

Oh shit

ROXY: well no i just meant like i did some sharing ROXY: like referrin 2 the topic i brought up when we chatted last ROXY: but like now that u mention it ROXY: *meaningful pause* JOHN: … JOHN: i JOHN: ROXY: lol well we can move on 2 the favor part if youd rather ROXY: stick a lil pin in that topic n come back 2 it when u have had sleep

Are you just INCREDIBLY incisive Roxy or have you and John talked about this before?

ROXY: like i said the other day its not like this shits figureoutable in 1 sitting anyways JOHN: yeah... ROXY: sooooooo ROXY: movin on

It’s just fine for Roxy to slow-roll this yeah, if she’s going to pry open that door a little

ROXY: dont be mad but theres a part of the house u didnt know abt the whole time u lived here JOHN: what? ROXY: yea ROXY: i got a secret lair ROXY: for my sciences

OH FUCK YES SCIENCE LAB, of COURSE Roxy would want a cool science lab basement because she always wants a cool science lab basement

ROXY: and i get to it via a transportalizer underneath our bed ROXY: which is 2 heavy 2 move by my lonesome so i just needed to borrow some o your aforementioned powers of wind

Okay no.  Wait.  What the fuck?

First of all, as funny and MSPaintAdventures-y as furniture being in the way of things is, why would you block it with a bed too heavy to move, but,

Second of all, more importantly, how is a GOD-TIER ROXY not strong enough to lift a heavy bed?!?!?!?  Either she’s lying to get John involved in things or this is a gendered cop-out because these characters are superheroes at the TOP of their echeladders, given obnoxiously powerful video-game strength and athletics only to then have ascended into DEITIES.  God-Tier Roxy could probably have lifted a bed like that when she was SEVENTEEN!  And now she’s an ADULT, out-of-shape or otherwise!  If this were a whole CAR I might be willing to handwave it, but just a heavy BED?!?  And none of the GUYS are going to have this much trouble lifting a bed like this, are they??  This just feels like following classic cartoony gender tropes in the complete absence of these characters’ super powers, what the fuck, and also Roxy if you didn’t make it Transportalizer-only access you could have given it an entrance you could phase through with your fancy powers to get to.  FUCK.

This feels stupid.

ROXY: so if u dont mind woosh away JOHN: uh ok, well... JOHN: a secret science lair, sure, i can deal with that. JOHN: why not! JOHN: it doesn’t work out great when i do the windy thing indoors, though. ROXY: aight then no wind bending just use your mangrit

Roxy flexes, the corner of her mouth pulled up into a familiar grin. John feels his guts, so recently calmed, twist up into knots again. Her eyebrows shoot up and the smile loosens. He must have shown something on his face.

You’re already THIS sensitive about gendertalk?

ROXY: ok or just like push when i push ROXY: we both got sick muscles ROXY: no other adjectives necessary JOHN: yeah ok. ROXY: on 3?

Please, please reinforce the idea that they both have sick strength, because they fucking do and the idea that Roxy actually a hundred percent NEEDED John to do this is BS.

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JOHN: holy shit? ROXY: sorry to lop yet another huge scoop onto ur lil brains ice cream revelation sundae JOHN: so wait, if this thing's always been under the bed, how’d you get down here before without me? ROXY: well thats neither here nor there john JOHN: i mean it is kinda. Here. ROXY: fine ok checkmate ROXY: i dont ACTUALLY need ur nerdgrit for this escapade ROXY: like im sorry but i said it ROXY: i mostly just wanted to see you and show u wats down here

THANK FUCKING CHRIST.

If that wasn’t actually just a lie to get him involved I was going to stay SO mad.  Of COURSE Roxy can move a fucking BED no matter how heavy it is.  OF COURSE.

ROXY: and also uve been ~sent for~ JOHN: ok but like ROXY: john i am inviting u 2 my inner sanctum ROXY: i am literally bringing out the word "sanctum" in case u werent already clued in 2 how cool this is ROXY: so do u wanna go into my secret lair or wat JOHN: yeah!? JOHN: yes? i guess? ROXY: aight good

Yes John of course you want to stop fighting it

ROXY: then as they told me in the hospital before lil h a was born ROXY: just push

eyeroll, but yeah, of course

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Oh cool, sprite form version of her loungewear.

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Sorry for my compulsion to post every full-frame image of Roxy in this awesome outfi-WERE YOU KEEPING CALLIOPE UNDER YOUR BED THIS WHOLE TIME?!?????

That’s like... almost a fucking metaphor isn’t it????  For the relationship you preferred in the other timeline and possibly THIS one TOO or

ROXY: hey callieee i got him ROXY: o damn john sorry i shoulda also told u callies here weve been hangin out again ROXY: 1 more freak for ur bean

Oh huh, so this isn’t an always thing.  And these two can get close in more than one timeline where it would’ve worked out nicely.  :)

JOHN: oh it's ok, my bean feels pretty well adjusted to freakage at this point so keep them coming if you like! ROXY: k cool i will JOHN: do i get to know what that big thing under the sheet is? ROXY: hmmmmmm no JOHN: oh ok. JOHN: are you sure? i mean, it seems like a pretty prominent feature of the room. JOHN: space. JOHN: wherever we are. ROXY: and a totally mysterious n COMPLETELY inconspicuous feature it will have to remain for now ROXY: we r kinda in a hurry here fyi ROXY: and by that i mean ROXY: we are in precisely the amount of hurry that means im excused from having to a that specific q rn JOHN: right, sorry. JOHN: i will pay no attention to the object behind the curtain. ROXY: u catch on fast egbert ROXY: anyway theres more cool info coming so just follow me

I don’t have any big theories.  Is it just the Hiveswap device or something?  If Calliope helped with it it’d help explain the Cherubic theme.

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JOHN: so... this is all downstairs? JOHN: it seems like you had a lot of work done. ROXY: well no not x actly ROXY: were in the old meteor JOHN: under the house??? ROXY: ok so ROXY: in hindsight it may have been a bit misleading 2 say like ROXY: "downstairs" ROXY: in reference to a place which is hells of buried underground and may not actually be literally under the house ROXY: but there is no time to explain all that rn john so instead im going to refer u to my adorable little green friend here CALLIOPE: #U_U# ROXY: (hehe) CALLIOPE: *AHEM* CALLIOPE: hi john! CALLIOPE: long time no see. ^u^

Cherubs just really like dark cavelike places full of weird tech don’t they.

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THEY’RE SO CUTE

JOHN: oh, uh. hey callie! JOHN: it sure has been a while huh. JOHN: now that i think about it, the last time the three of us hung out like this... CALLIOPE: was when i was aggressively third wheeling yoUr prenUptial coUrtship? CALLIOPE: if yoU dont mind, john, i'd rather not rehash that period of oUr lives. CALLIOPE: it was more than a little painfUl for me. JOHN: oh. JOHN: god, jeez, i'm sorry. i didn't mean to-- CALLIOPE: hee hee john i am only pUlling yoUr leg, don't worry. CALLIOPE: if anything i was personally a little thrilled with how things shook oUt in that respect. CALLIOPE: imagine, if yoU will, a yoUng cherUb raised in solitUde, whose only solace was the convolUted and tUmUltUoUs romantic schemata she projected onto her only friends from another Universe. CALLIOPE: and then fUrther imagine that this yoUng cherUb, throUgh varioUs even *more* convolUted contrivances, ended Up in the company of those selfsafe friends as an eqUal participant in their sphere of social discoUrse! CALLIOPE: it is a joy the like of which yoU possibly cannot fathom. u_u

Reinforcing that things turning out this way was in fact the FANTASY that Calliope was writing over in the Canon timeline.  Just, heavily, HEAVILY implied that the Candy timeline is -- or at least originated as -- Calliope’s fanfiction as a Muse of Space, and its competition for audience interest with canon is the essential conflict between alt!Calliope and Dirk (or Dirk and Andrew Hussie).

CALLIOPE: so to pUt it simply, getting to experience sUch emotional drama myself was an impossibly enriching experience. CALLIOPE: possibly a first for my species! CALLIOPE: it's actUally qUite interesting, if yoU ROXY: *nudge* CALLIOPE: oh, right. yes. i'm getting a little carried away, haha. CALLIOPE: argh, i'm sorry, this is not how i planned to begin this vital conversation.

Vital conversation?  What sorta truth-bombs are coming?

CALLIOPE: but to sUmmarise, what i was trying to say is: CALLIOPE: don't beat yourself Up aboUt it john. CALLIOPE: besides, hUman divorces are even more fascinating than i had ever imagined, and being able to witness yoUrs in motion was an honoUr. CALLIOPE: so i consider Us aboUt even at this point. JOHN: hahaha!!! JOHN: okay, well that's good to know! CALLIOPE: ^u^

Holy SHIT that was savage!  And we’ll NEVER know whether or not she really intended it so savagely, either.~

JOHN: so um... JOHN: i hear that there's this big secret thing you wanna tell me about? CALLIOPE: oh right, yes of course! CALLIOPE: let me jUst say first of all how thrilled i am that yoU're on board. CALLIOPE: i wasn't sUre if yoUr natUral inclinations woUld have preclUded yoUr coming to such a place as this, and yet here yoU are. CALLIOPE: this whole endeavoUr will be *so* mUch easier with yoUr help.

Uh oh.

Hopefully babies aren’t involved.

JOHN: oh! well, shucks. JOHN: not really sure what that means but i'm just glad to be of use somewhere, haha. JOHN: which, speaking of somewhere, CALLIOPE: ah right, right. yoU're probably a little cUrioUs as to where the dickens we are. CALLIOPE: how much do yoU know aboUt black holes? JOHN: um... like, the big space things? CALLIOPE: they aren't always big actUally, and in fact their relative smallness is practically their defining qUality. JOHN: oh. CALLIOPE: bUt okay i think we are on the same page. CALLIOPE: so, what if i told yoU that we are inside of a black hole right now.

Oh dear, we’re getting into the canon/noncanon divide?

JOHN: um... JOHN: like, HERE? JOHN: we just transportalized into a black hole? CALLIOPE: no, i mean, what if oUr whole WORLD was inside a black hole. JOHN: ok.

Yeah, that’s gonna be John’s reaction.  “ok.”  Pretty much inevitable.

CALLIOPE: earth c, or at least oUr version of it, has, from the moment we crossed the victory threshold, been inside a black hole. JOHN: ok. CALLIOPE: and not just any black hole, bUt the very black hole in which the green sUn Ultimately met its demise, allowing oUr victory in the first instance! JOHN: huh! ROXY: ("huh!") ROXY: (rofl my fucking ao egbert) JOHN: (shhhh!)

And Roxy enjoys his non-reaction reactions as much as we do, hehe.

CALLIOPE: bUt, paradoxically, the critical moment which determined its capture within the black hole happened *after* that point. CALLIOPE: i refer of coUrse to yoUr decision not to retUrn to the mediUm and fight my brother. JOHN: wait, wait. JOHN: you mean, the meat and candy thing? JOHN: oh my god. JOHN: you mean i actually DID make a mistake that day. CALLIOPE: well, that's not exactly what that-- JOHN: ugh, i fucking KNEW it! JOHN: i'm so sorry. JOHN: i'm so sorry that i put the earth inside a black hole everyone. ): ROXY: john ROXY: listen ROXY: u have got to get out of this mindset i am begging you JOHN: ):

Yeah shake him out of this shit.

ROXY: your choice literally didnt matter ROXY: the whole thing was symbolic in the first place ROXY: literally symbolic in the case of the picnic i mean come on ROXY: it was just some steak and a plate of candy suckers JOHN: oh. CALLIOPE: i mean, i wouldn't go so far as to say that the meal we shared was unimportant, given the sacred significance of the two options i presented. CALLIOPE: but yes, yoUr choice of snack was infinitely less important than the choice which it presaged. CALLIOPE: and even then, calling it a choice woUld be sorely misleading. CALLIOPE: think of it like a coin flip. CALLIOPE: the series of events that led to Us being trapped beyond the event horizon of an Ubermassive black hole could be considered "tails", while the events which would have occUrred otherwise could be considered "heads". CALLIOPE: since both were possible, and paradox space is the way it is, they actUally both happened. and we jUst "happened" (hee hee) to get tails instead of heads. JOHN: you mean we ended up with the bad possibility. CALLIOPE: not at all! since both possibilities depend on one another's existence, it really doesn't make sense to call them "right" or "wrong". they both just "are". JOHN: o...kay... CALLIOPE: u_u

Yeah, it’s going to take a bit more than that to convince him he didn’t make the “wrong decision”.

CALLIOPE: i realise that this may be a lot to process. CALLIOPE: it's easy to forget that this wasn't obvioUs to everyone from the beginning. CALLIOPE: anyway, the reason i went on this tangent in the first place was to explain that the space we are standing in right now has a special significance, in that it is the location which corresponds to the black hole's singUlarity. JOHN: oh, wow. JOHN: um. JOHN: ok so, sorry if this is a dumb question to ask suddenly, but what does being inside of a black hole actually... mean for us? JOHN: is that bad? JOHN: is it like in movie, um, JOHN: shoot. JOHN: roxy what was that matthew mcconaughey movie from your earth that we watched? ROXY: u mean interstellar JOHN: RIGHT. JOHN: the one with the organ. JOHN: man. i cried at that movie so much. ROXY: lol u can say that again ROXY: iirc at least part of y u got so weepy was the fact that u couldnt believe a version of earth existed where ppl got 2 watch more mcconaughey films than you JOHN: listen. JOHN: i simply don't think you all appreciated the gift you were given. CALLIOPE: i don't believe i'm familiar with this particular film ^u^;; ROXY: oh dont worry cal you didnt miss much JOHN: (gasp)

This is all gold

ROXY: but the important point is that no its not really an interstellar type situation here egbert ROXY: ur not gonna enter a weird time vortex and change the trajectory of a little girls life with the power of love JOHN: aw.

Dammit, now we have to be on the lookout for that possibility.  Or it did sort of already happen more than once to John.  ...Whatever.

CALLIOPE: to go back to your original question, john. CALLIOPE: it's not strictly speaking "bad" for Us to be inside of a black hole, mUch thoUgh that contradicts most of what anyone knows about them. CALLIOPE: of coUrse, if we had fallen into it, that woUld be a whole other kettle of fish. CALLIOPE: the tidal forces woUld have stretched Us all into spaghetti and then ripped us apart! CALLIOPE: bUt the natUre of oUr arrival was more akin to simply "being" here, sUddenly. one moment we were not, and the next moment we were, and somehow always had been. CALLIOPE: in everyday, practical terms, being inside of a black hole has very little bearing on Us. CALLIOPE: i mean, the natUre of space and time is a little finicky in here, bUt for the most part it doesn't seem to be anything too oUt of the ordinary. CALLIOPE: bUt beyond that, it means that we are sealed away from the rest of existence. CALLIOPE: oUr sphere of inflUence is limited to the sphere of the black hole's bounding horizon. CALLIOPE: as far as everyone else is concerned, we might as well not even exist! JOHN: is there no way we could let anyone know that we're in here...? CALLIOPE: almost certainly not!

No?  So this doesn’t have to do with the divide?

CALLIOPE: there are very few ways for anything to escape the kind of predicament that we are in right now. one of them is to be an all-powerfUl being with control over the very fabric of space, with the energy of two Universes at yoUr disposal. CALLIOPE: in which case, escape woUld become rather trivial, if a little Unscientific. JOHN: ok. i am going to assume that we can't just do that. CALLIOPE: yoU've hit the nail on the head, UnfortUnately. U_U CALLIOPE: the method i described was the one employed by my alternate self, who yoU may recall crashed through the event horizon in the body that once belonged to jade harley. CALLIOPE: she departed through a pUnctUre she created in the black hole's surface shortly after consUming my brother, a deed which provided her with the necessary "oomph", and which was frankly rather breathtaking to watch. =u= CALLIOPE: bUt Upon her departUre, the rift closed for good. as far as i can see, there's simply no way for Us to commUnicate with the world oUtside the black hole.

What the heck?  Calliope SAW all this?  Is this her Muse powers at work, letting her observe these things, or was she there?  And John certainly did NOT see ANY of what Calliope just said happen.

CALLIOPE: i woUld certainly be very sUrprised to find oUt that anyone had managed sUch a thing!

So we’re going to find that out if we haven’t already.  Maybe something to do with the way Vrissy just conks out narcoleptically?

JOHN: ...right. JOHN: so... let me just get this straight. JOHN: knowing that we're inside of a black hole... does that actually change anything? JOHN: like, can't we just go on living like normal? CALLIOPE: oh absolUtely not. CALLIOPE: i don't know if yoU've noticed john bUt this world is on the brink of a total cataclysm. JOHN: oh.

Um, what?

CALLIOPE: oUr exclUsion from the overarching coUrse of events which governs all reality means that oUr existence here is liable to dramatic and violent Upheaval. CALLIOPE: to pUt it another way, becaUse nothing in here "matters", we are likely to be sUbjected to things which are a bit bats in the belfry, for no reason other than it's totally insignificant to the wider canon of reality. CALLIOPE: and mUch thoUgh i am personally titillated by some of the conseqUences of this predicament, it is a degrading way for Us to live. u_u JOHN: that's... certainly one way to put it, yeah...

No plot-armor for your entire timeline, I guess, yep.  Outside of canon, we can imagine and write about ANYTHING happening to the characters, or just drop their existence entirely, much like a doomed offshoot timeline.  It’s a plot stability that depended heavily on the threat of Lord English and being trapped in a story, and without it things are bound to see a BIT chaotic (or “degrading” if you view it as subjected to the whims of fanfic writers, certainly).

CALLIOPE: at first, i believed that this was simply necessary. Us playing tails to oUr coUnterparts' heads, the black to their white, and so forth. CALLIOPE: bUt over the years i have come to the conclUsion that this is simply not kosher. ROXY: its total bs is what it is CALLIOPE: right, yes. CALLIOPE: a steaming pile of bUllshite. CALLIOPE: and so we have decided that something needs to be done aboUt it.

Ah fuck.  You’re going to regulate non-canon?  “Canonize” it?  Is the fact that you eventually succeed at whatever it is you’re trying to do part of why we have the story presented to us in this bifurcated structure?

ROXY: this is finally where u come in jegbert ROXY: we gots quests for yous CALLIOPE: hee hee, yes. CALLIOPE: or *a* quest, to be specific. JOHN: oh boy! ROXY: (this fkin nerd i s2g)

Roxy and Calliope setting him on this quest as a Rogue of Void and a Muse of Space feels fitting.

JOHN: i'm not sure how i can go about freeing us from a hellish space prison, but i'm up for giving it a try i guess? JOHN: i have... literally nothing better to be doing at this point. except for maybe hanging out with harry anderson. ROXY: nice save lol

YEAH WE’RE STILL GLOSSING OVER HOW YOU LEFT HIM UNPROTECTED, JERK

ROXY: but u dont need to worry abt busting us outta space jail tbh ROXY: thats not ur problem to fix JOHN: oh. JOHN: i'm... not sure i follow, then. ROXY: i mean yeah ur gonna obvs facilitate it in a sense ROXY: but only by going and busting the person who can actually help us outta normal earth jail CALLIOPE: we need yoU to free vriska from the clUtches of oUr misgUided friend jane, and bring her here, to the singUlarity. ROXY: weve been calling it the plot point CALLIOPE: yes, the plot point is a key part of oUr plan. CALLIOPE: as far as we have been able to sUrmise, the only remaining method for escaping oUr grim confinement depends on leveraging the UniqUe properties of this location to create an event of sUch catalcysmic proportions that it simply cannot be contained within the black hole any more. CALLIOPE: something SO dramatic, so hyper-relevant, that it becomes ontologically impossible for anyone to ignore it. CALLIOPE: for that, we need an individUal of sUfficient narrative cloUt, so to speak. CALLIOPE: and to liberate her, who better than the embodiment of the aspect of freedom itself? CALLIOPE: ... CALLIOPE: phew. okay, i'm finished. CALLIOPE: CALLIOPE: sorry, that took longer than i expected to go throUgh.

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OOooooh, kay.

Whatever this is, it’s going to be really weird and PROBABLY infuriating and/or shippy, and I’m probably not going to like it.  Plus it seems like it’s some sort of inverse belated canonization of some other black-hole-rescue theories I went on about at some point.  Although, related to that link, “aspect of freedom” if anyone wasn’t paying attention!  That’s a (sorta-)canon mention of the purpose of it!

They’re going to attention-wh-- attention-hog themselves out of the black hole so that they’re “considered canon” too, or close enough.  Huh.

ROXY: what r u talking about cals that was great ROXY: i could listen 2 u plotsplain for years CALLIOPE: oh you >u< ROXY: fyi this was why i wanted u to get a move on eggbread ROXY: so callie could have more time 2 infodump ROXY: thats love bitchhhhhh JOHN: hahaha. JOHN: ok, well, i think i understood all that?

Love with who? Callie, John, both?

In reality, John isn’t sure what most of this means. But on balance, it feels okay? He’s gone back and forth about a hundred times in the last week about where his place in everything is, so he might as well ride this out. Plus, the last time a Lalonde kind of told him to do something, he thinks that he chose not to, and look where that got him. And it’s not like he has other plans. He may as well do this! It’s at least going to get him involved in things again, if nothing else. He turns to go, and then hears a sound. It’s the sound of feet and knocking on doors, echoed through stone and digital static.

Oh shit.  Is Andrew trapped behind some fourth walls behind the curtains.

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Oh RIGHT also that DEVICE is where they want to bring Vriska.  Are they going to overturn part of canon itself with a super-retcon thus making this timeline unbelievably relevant or--?  Maybe make all the PESTERQUESTS canon or something?!  I don’t know.  Maybe they’re INTENTIONALLY starting the game like Vriska wanted to??????

Guh, this is something so big that I don’t WANT to theorize about it, do I.

JOHN: did you hear that? ROXY: wha ROXY: oh yeah uh ROXY: i may have messaged rose and kan and jade to check on them too ROXY: so its prob onea them showin up ROXY: they don’t need to know bout all this tho ROXY: we got time to chat with them b4 u go get vriska

No, even if it’s a knock at the somehow-top-level-house-even-under-buried-- oh, right, maybe it’s covering in part a monitoring system that looks up there.  But still, part of that sound was DOUBTLESS these two hiding something, all standing in front of the curtain like that.

JOHN: i’ll go stall em. ROXY: thx babe ROXY: oh is it 2 soon for that joke or JOHN: no, weirdly enough, that one’s fine. ROXY: oh good ok see u up there soon!

How is calling your significant other “babe” not cool REGARDLESS of gender?!  Like wasn’t that always cool? --Oh wait is it because they’re not together or... but... guh, I don’t know.

Anyway, see y’all after the holidays at least.

[iiasha-archived]

genshin anon! LOL yeah the violetgrass is an ascension material for xinyan! i would know... i spent forever hunting for it all the time :/ you can buy 5 from... the pharmacy in liyue harbor i think? you can buy 5 somewhere. also i saw you say you have her c5 lol. she's pretty good! her shield is pretty nice. got a long cooldown though, so i have her use the sacrificial claymore. lol yes plz put everyone back in i missed all the fun characters and i want to (try to) get them! (1/5)

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(2/5) ah okay haha. i always have the english voices on for when i space out i still know what's going on lol. albedo's though.. so nice. want to replay his story mission just so i can listen to him ): yeah, they do say like chapter 1 or whatever so that really makes it seem like there will be more. oo bennett is nice. he's pretty versatile. you can have him just be a healer or set him up more to fight, which is nice. i tried using him a bit as a healer but idk it just wasn't meshing well for me

(3/5) ahh congrats on the lvl 10 friendship with chongyun lol. yeah im excited to get xiao there but like.. it'll be so disappointing haha. yayyy ill have his namecard woooo... and yeah so many of the new things look super cool! yeah i didnt watch the full video but i watch other people cover it oops lol. did you enjoy the theater mechanics thing from the lantern rite? it was kind of fun. it was fun when i played with my sister, but by myself was a bit boring lol.

(4/5) YES. there's never an incentive to pull on the weapons banner. i dont want to waste my primos on something im probably not going to get. like i'd love to try to get staff of homa for hu tao but i dont want to just keep getting crappy catalysts instead :/ itll take too long to hit pity and im not wasting that many wishes on that. i feel like standard banner could be free wish a day, and maybe weapon/character, one a week? or something. just anything to help a bit. its not like 1 wish

(5/5) is going to hurt anything. yeah it does force them to come on daily. the higher level things need SO MUCH stuff, it can take a few days to get everything. but yeah it does keep people coming back everyday to get things done. yeah having good artifacts is a big thing. ive been trying to work on my artifacts for my mains. its fun doing those with people in coop haha. and ooh nice! im almost at 45! rip world lvl going up soon.

god all the more reason i like........ don’t wanna level xinyan up even if i have her at c5 LMAOOO yeah i think i used her for a little bit but i’m not a big fan of long cooldowns :(

this conversation actually convinced me to put on other voice languages so i can get used to the other voices lmaooo so i have it on chinese now just to get a feel also it feels more authentic in a way i guess since the original is chinese and all voicelines/translations basically stem from that lmao. albedo’s is so nice to listen to i feel like i could fall asleep to it its like a damn lullaby lmao. 

yeah it’s crazy how for the overall story we’re STILL on chapter 1 like.... it’s been ages lmao. yeah i hear a LOT of praise for bennet, as soon as jean gets to 10 friendship (since she’s almost there) i’m probably gonna use him as a healer/attack booster for xiao unless i miraculously pull qiqi or something.

lmaoo whoo namecards... it’s not a particular trophy either unless you actually use it either like nobody knows unless you tell them or use it as your namecard.

for1.4 i actually just watched the brief trailer which (hopefully this isn’t spoilers or anything??? BE WARNED RIGHT NOW) but omgggg when it’s hinted that that big water boss is like lumine/your other twin BROOOO ARE WE ACTUALLY GONNA GET STORY DEVELOPMENT like. HOW long have we been searching for our sibling at this point ajkfslajd and ahhh at first i wasn’t that excited about rosaria but the trailer also made her look extra cool hehe

personally i didn’t really like it although i did play completely by myself. it was just boring to sit through lmao i think i only did a couple levels so i couldn’t buy all the things in the xiao market or whatever but i was like sitting through all this is NOT worth it for me lmao. it looks like there are some more mini games coming up in 1.4 hopefully they’ll be more fun

EXACTLY. i kinda wanted the jade spear for xiao because it fits his aesthetic so nicely but i wasn’t gonna waste primogems just for that lmao. yeah, something like that would definitely be nice to have lmaooo @ any mihoyo employees reading through my blog right now... *wink wink*

the higher level things are impossible i’m not even gonna bother trying to get things to level 90 lmao i’m treating the level 80 as the 100% at this point with leveling up fjdlakfds. after my embarrassing time in my last co-op i’m probably gonna start looking at more artifacts which is just like... sigh another thing to worry about lmao. i’m having enough trouble with the talents jafkldjda

at first i didn’t like the world level up bc i was worried i wouldn’t be able to keep up with it but honestly it’s been okay. especially once you get a 5 star on your team or a really developed 4 star its like. fine lmao. and it definitely helps maintain the game’s difficulty bc it would be no fun if things were too easy hahaha and then also + incentive to level everything up again

[twilight-is-bae]

POV- you're bellas' little sister and you have mated with Embry

it was the usual rainy day, y/n and her mate Embry were cuddling on the sofa Y/N bursts out "I'm pregnant", to which embry freezes and stops playing with y/n hair

"Embry?, I'm pregnant I found out a few days ago...please dont be mad!"

Embry still shocked he says tells y/n he needs to breath and soon runs out the door y/n heare the ripping of clothes and know that he has phased.

Y/n soon hears the door knock not to soon after Embry storms off

"Y/n it's Leah, I heard Embry when I was out patrolling, may I come in"

Y/n silently crying walks to the door and unlocks it

"Are you okay y/n Leah asks?"

"Yes, I believe so y/n replied"

"Want to tlak about it?, what happened to make him so scared? Leah asks"

"He was scared? Y/n asks"

" yes very much so he was thinking how he didnt want to lose you and that you were the love of his life, care to explain? Leah says"

"Well.... a few days ago I found out that I was pregnant..."

Leah shocked urges y/n to proceed

"I just told him a while ago before you came over and he was shocked I could see it and he ran off saying he needed to breath, I haven't seen him since, I pray hes not mad at me !y/n says"

" I dont think he will be hes probobly scared and worried, you saw what happens with your sister he might be worried the itll be like hers, we dont knowi much about wolf /human pregnancies Leah says"

Y/n now sobbing asks leah to please leave so she can gather her thoughts and breath

Y/n calms down and decided to go down to La Push to have a walk.

Y/n arrived and sees Embry sitting on the beach

Y/n tentatively walks torwards him and she sits down beside him slightly humming

"I'm scared" Embry admits

" I'm not " y/n replies

" I dont want to loose you, you saw your sister and how she was with Renesmee!"

" I know.., vampire or wolf a pregnancy will be hard and plus we have the best doctor around! Carlisle cullen!" Y/n says

"I know y/n I'm just scared this pregnancy might be hard and I'll loose you" Embry says

"I'm scared too Embry, but I know if we communicate and we take all doctors orders this will be the best pregnancy you and I have ever had" y/n says

Embry Sighs and kisses y/n rubbing her belly telling y/n even though he can't help being protective and worrisome he will always love her

Hope this is what you asked for, I kinda went a little off as I hit the end, and I apologise for the long wait I had to deal with school and some medical issues but I'm back and can take as many requests lol!

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