#but i had to recreate this bc scrolling through the linkedin social media posts is like. dystopian.

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LinkedIn Dash Simulator

✅ ���� Tips for job applicants!

Stand out! Don't just submit your resume! Write a letter to your potential employer, offer them all of your mortal possessions, make your coverletter into a VR multimedia experience. Remember, just needing money does NOT mean you are qualified to get a job. Take it from me, Trustfund Dan ;)

😫 At my limit

it's really discouraging that I've applied to thirty jobs and no one ever gets back to me and they're all offering me $10.00 an hour, it should not be this hard!

🎉 Sooo pleased to announce my new job!

It's me, Kelly from high school! I'm a tech billionaire now!

🙋‍♀️ 5 Strategies to Stand Out From the Rest

Have you ever read Death of a Salesman?

Do exactly what he did in that play I promise there's no nuance or social critique in Arthur Miller's writing

99% of grindsetters quit before the grind pays off

80 hour workweek WILL make you happy

Kill yourself

🤭Thoughts on Interviews

Does anyone think life under capitalism is getting a little unbearable haha... #OpenToWork

🎉 Happy to announce my new job!

It's me, Ryan from college! I work at SpaceX now!