#but i don't have time for the VODs

[inkieflame]

Me: aw man, I'm not gonna get anymore Treebark content now that Wild Life is over :(

Me, ignoring two months of Rats In Paris VODs that have been piling up behind me: I'm devastated. I'm gonna starve again. They will go back to no-contact for another year and it will be awful. Oh no

(Listen. The VODs are long and this semester was hard. So. I'll watch them later. Probably. Hopefully.)

[royalarchivist]

Mike: A little gift Lucy, a little gift for you!

I love Mike's streams because I never know what to expect. I miss one or two streams or I step away for 30 minutes to get food and come back to see him feeding glow squids to a FRICKIN SEA MONSTER.

(He's got great taste, but also 😭???)

[robby-bobby-tommy]

The friendly lumberjack obliterates a forest and causes a climate change

[CLOSE UPS UNDER THE CUT]

Yooo, rare RBT W lmao. This is a first drawing in months that I actually like:D

I love watching Phil's streams from time to time, cuz they're so chill and chaotic somehow.

[svtskneecaps]

took advantage of what may apparently be the last quiet qsmp night for a WHILE to watch through some day 1 vods, since i didn't hop on the train until mid april. holy SHIT there is gold in those metaphorical hills. one day i gotta make a compilation fr but it is so tedious the way i get clips.

anyway here's a collection of highlights:

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Honestly, I would love to go see that Candela live show, but I can't justify going to LA next month.

[bugflies00]

watching tommys ball surgery vod and girl. somethings so wrong with him. writing over and over "this is funny" to calm himself down when he's panicking over a surgery. something wrong with him

[celluzu]

The Pac and Bad moment today is just itching at my brain. What was that. I feel like I'm going insane what WAS that.

[arashi-no-saxlphone]

I made the mistake of watching an Ant vod post nerfs and he is, of course, like "Nah it's my fault I lost I played poorly and covered the wrong options and I still habitually charge" as if that last complaint isn't literally like... fucking absurd to have to do at all LMAO. My brother in christ... I WATCHED the "new" Rainwater fail to pick up like the patch said it does like... 3 fucking times in the set.

I'm going to be so real: people whined and never learned the Axl matchup for 4 fucking years and are STILL PLAYING LIKE SHIT AGAINST HIM! It's so fucking absurd. I'm watching supposedly good players just ram their face into Axl not even TRYING to analyze the Axl and the way they're zoning or even do the most basic fucking counternavigation when an Axl is just spamming rensen. Over and over. I AM WATCHING PEOPLE GET HIT BY THE RENSEN AFTER OTG 2H! IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE ARE YOU NOT BLOCKING A FUCKING MEATY 4 YEARS INTO THE FUCKING GAME?!

I'm so fucking sick dude. I'm fucking ill. My own fucking fault for caving and watching Axl vods on the new patch. Fuck me. Not a single one of you are seeing heaven. I will point out that there are at least some people who are saying they're not happy with the Axl changes either cause it just gutted his "sauce" so at least I have that. Not everyone has been lobotomized. Yet.

[shikai-the-storyteller]

(Timestamp ~44m) Pac to Guaxinim: "From this moment, everything that is mine is yours too, you can take it by passa tudo and such" aw

[kingfelixart]

me when someone mentions marble hornets related anything

i'm so normal very normal, i'm the most normal person ever. mhm yeah totally i am the most normal and sane marble hornets fan ever (i am not, i am far from normal and sane)

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

JAIDEN ASKED IF SHE WAS INVITED TO THE WEDDING. AS IF THERE'S ANY WORLD IN WHICH SHE ISNT

[awkwardest-sam]

me again this mcc trying to watch orange, yellow, and green

[qstarhalo]

So 👏 I think I might've slept through the last moments of Bad's stream......one more vod to watch........

[svtskneecaps]

yea once again i am really hoping it's not a full blown server, i sincerely do not think qstudios is ready for that kind of undertaking and ngl i'm not either. like as much as i go fucking wild for the multilingual communications, even if by some miracle they completely fixed the legal side of things there's some other stuff that's raising some red flags for me so uh.......

.......can i rant about time zones i just want to rant about time zones i've been sitting on this for like half a year and getting more and more like ??!?!?!!?!?!!!?!!?!!!?!!?!!?

like first of all there have been europeans since the fucking first day of the server and yet very rarely were events scheduled at euro-friendly times and when they WERE it felt like it was because the french fans beat the studio into doing it, which they obviously should not have to do and it would have been SO easy to just hold a couple events at euro friendly times instead yknow trade it off like shared custody because we have the update accounts and if it's on a weekend some americans can just wake up before noon and still catch it live. it would have been so easy i don't get why the euro fans had to fight so hard for this.

secondly why in the fuck would you invite people to a server that is entirely about collaboration without making sure there would be people online during their usual hours and YES this is about the koreans, why in god's name would that not be included as a consideration? the only reason yd interacted with as many people as she did was because she fucked up her sleep schedule like that shouldn't be a requirement. i can think of a couple "blue sky" (i.e. idealistic with no regard for real feasibility) solutions, like "invite a few people from an existing language that stream in that time frame" or "invite another language group in that rough time zone", but honestly i'm flabbergasted. did we not consider this or did we just decide we didn't care?? there's a fucking half day difference between the prioritized server timezone and korea. sorry, but it's a multicultural server; you can't prioritize america forever, even if the server owner is from there

third and less importantly but why in god's name was pepito going to be given a european admin. most of pepito's parents don't come online before midnight in europe. that's fucking insane. that was doomed to fail from the beginning. obviously this is small potatoes in terms of pepito but what the fuck was that. who fucking signed off on that.

[antirepurp]

another minecraft unfiction piece pops up in my radar and riles up my expectations of witnessing a strange meta-narrative or a development story before it turns into not much more than a fun little story that uses minecraft as a platform for said story and im just like oh okay

[dbphantom]

generally i dislike children's horror game youtubers but there is one exception and that's astralspiff because in one of his VODS he talked about how he liked H2O as a kid and didn't even make fun of it so he's actually really fucking based