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#river dipping#theodore doe#matthias evanoff#a burning house to live in#echthroi#ts4#ts4 edit#simblr#ts4 screenshots#theo i hope you're having the most insane birthday sex rn i hope it's ******** and ***** and ***'** **** *** **** ***** :)<3#sorry i put off making your birthday edit for so long that i had to pivot and post this edit instead of the one i wanted </3#...very funny how similar this is to that LAST render i posted... well so WHAT!! if i think matthias looming is sexy!!#this is based on a photo that everyone was drawing their ocs as so really it's not MY fault he's back there clinging and being a freak#actually if y'all want this pose lmk... i'll share it but fyi it's only meant to be seen from the waist up and idk how it'd look#on a sim that doesn't have the same muscle mass and like. bulk. that matthias has......................................#just got rock hard after typing that... anyway.#HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO <333333333 LOVE YOU SO MUCH I PROMISE I'M GONNA KEEP WORKING ON THE //ACTUAL// BIRTHDAY EDIT!! like .#posted abt this on the sideblog but the real edit i have planned for him is making me lose my fucking gourd#and it'll probably take me :))) a few more days to figure out#expect a depressing theo-as-a-teenager edit eventually tho. with writing!! accompanying it!!#matthias's face has changed again btw š i redid it almost immediately after i posted that first render attempt so he looks DIFFERENT!!#i posted screenshots of him in cas just the other day on my other acc and he looks so good in them i might post them here too#oh and!! this edit looks massively different than my last because this screenshot was taken with a new preset i made specifically for#the real birthday edit i'm working on... it's a hallway scene so i figured out depth and density to get this really cool fog effect#i'm really excited for it!! in my head the way it looks makes me crazy but idk if i can pull it off properly. but like i WAS SAYING!!#new preset is sooo sexy after i post this i'll reblog with the before and after to show you how good it looks even w/o any editing#like. the colors....... literally have always wanted a preset like this i'm so glad i spent yesterday fucking around with it#ALSO!! i've been doing those oc/ship dynamic templates for fun recently so i might post a few of them here soon#realize i'm rambling so much in these tags bc i haven't been here in forever kfjnkfjhn ummmmm. let me stop.#EVERYONE WISH THEO HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW š«µā¼
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Digitalised + coloured + redesigned version of my Suiren and Vaatu sketch from two days ago, as promised!!
Coming up with Suirenās design was a very long process of trying and failing because after youāve drawn 9+ different versions of one character, the creativity starts to run a little dry, but Iām actually really proud of this one, she looks absolutely adorable <3
(Also yeah I did mostly just scribble Vaatuās pattern because who has the energy to draw the all out accurately. Not me, thatās who, Iām chronically tired. People who draw him on the regular have my utmost respect. Heās still a funky little guy though :D)
Bonus, Raava incessantly screaming inside Suiren (and being completely ignored because Suiren is tired of her) while all this is happening:
#and yeah I did say Iād do a fuckass background but all my energy went to figuring out Suirenās design#plus I suck at backgrounds so.. woe. LoK screenshot be upon ye#my art#artists on tumblr#the legend of korra#avatar suiren au#original character#sotrl suiren#vaatu#I donāt really know what to say in these tags lmao#usually I reach the tag limit really really easily but between my previous post and answering that ask Iāve ran out of things to say#someone please indulge me in this au I have Way Too Many Thoughts about it#hmmā¦#you know. I think people often make different avatar aus because they dislike Korra or think sheās a bad avatar#I donāt. I love Korra. I would kill and die for her#(says the red lotus stan. yes Iām well aware. no need to call me out)#and I think sheās a good avatar who was dealt a shitty hand both in universe and by the showās production team#Iām making this au BECAUSE I love Korra. if Suiren is the avatar Korra gets to be a normal SWT girl#sheāll get to grow up with her parents. not isolated and degraded all the time for not being perfect. maybe sheād have a sibling or two#and Suiren gets spared her sotrl trauma too. win win for everyone!!#(I return Suiren gets the weight of the world on her shoulders lmao. but itās fine. 1. she isnāt alone in it. she has her family#2. three quarters of the LoK threats are basically automatically eliminated for her. the RL are her parents. she fuses with Vaatu#and all she has to do to defeat Kuvira is to take her dress off š /hj. basically. sheāll be okay. better than in sotrl at least)#also look. I love Suiren. sheās my dear child whoās been with me since I was 12. of course I wanna make her the main character in everything#and dark avatar Korra AUs have been done countless times before me. Katās doing one right now!! I just wanna do something thatās my own#and also I wanna focus less on pain and trauma for once and more on the sheer hilarity of the shenanigans that will occur post-fusion#cause this isnāt Adumbration where Korra lets Raava go and fuses with Vaatu instead. here Suirenās got both of them at the same time#and they have 10000 yearsā worth of grievances to air out. itās like living with your divorced parents#trust me I would know. except mine arenāt divorced. theyāre Worse and everyone wishes theyād just separate#anyway. that aside. Suirenās not getting any sleep any time soon while those two duke it out
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Richard,
I hope you don't mind, but I happened upon you deep in thought in the castle courtyard and...well, the sight took my breath away.
I used a Muggle contraption (I believe they call it a camera) to capture these still images. You look almost corporeal...
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E, my dear,
I am most intrigued by this Muggle contraption, and even more so ā by how well you were able to capture me and my heart with it. And what a coincidence! I must admit, I had no idea that anybody was there at the time as I was most likely preoccupied with matters regarding me... Well, you said it yourself, looking corporal. If you have the time, allow me to explain.
You see, for the past two weeks I have been experimenting with something known as ancient magic. I cannot really see it but I can feel it when I am somewhere near the source, and I can really feel it if I touch it. If I spend plenty of time doing just that and focusing on being corporal ā I seem to become so! Well, whatever part of me is surrounded by magic anyway.
That photo you took ā I believe it was the first time that I have attempted to fully step into the stream of magic a day or two ago. The reason I needed to conduct some experiments first is rather serious as well: when the magic starts sipping away (and it never holds for longer than one day) I... Well, I am yet to find a way to make the transition back to my ghostly form less painful. As much as I was craving to feel, I forgot that pain is an integral part of life as well.
Needless to say that as fun as being able to be me again was, by the time I walked all the way back to the castle in my human form (and I got lost so many times since I could not just fly above the land toward the castle, oops) I was so tired that I just fell asleep on a bench somewhere near that area your camera captured me. When I woke up ā I was a ghost again. At the very least, whatever pain I might have gone through that night, I slept through it.
I do hope that you are doing well, my darling. The sight of me should not be taking your breath away but instead making your heart beat and your soul soar. I hope you continue working on those still images because I did not get a chance to look at myself in the mirror that night. You are my only witness and I am honoured to have you share that special moment with me.
Thinking of you, always,
Richard Jackdaw
P. S. May I hope that someday I would be granted permission to call you by your proper name, my lady E?
#richard jackdaw#The Real Boy Thursday#hogwarts legacy rp#hogwarts legacy#cuffmeinblack#asks#E#tw: death#Ah I was going to do my 3rd Journal entry today regarding my advancements with ancient magic#But your letter couldn't have come at a better time#I am sorry for hijacking your letter for my selfish reasons#I am forever in your debt#[I do not wish to truly resurrect Richard]#[But I do want to roleplay him as an alive character as much as a ghost]#[Was planning to set this whole thing up before I start reaching out to other blogs but you guys jumped on him in the best of ways]#[And I gave in]#[But the goal is: take both ghost and alive asks into account without having to explain how it's possible]#[As soon as Richard figures out his/magic's limitations he will no longer be addressing his experiments]#[I am here for fun rp and everyone is free to pick any other reason as to why Richard is sometimes alive XD doesn't really matter to me]#[Any alternative universe works as long as you somehow manage to convey it in your asks!]
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So anyways my plan for the next two months is to kickass at work while I get another job and then leave their asses.
#I'm so mad about this#I've been at this company for 6 years and for the most part everyone I've worked with has been great#Easy to get along with. Smart. Caring.#I've had some not so great bosses and every once in a while I've encountered problem people#But repeatedly one person (not in my vertical but a key person in my org)#Has repeatedly made me feel like shit. Even if she claims to mean well or whatever#I absolutely never feel like we're ok the same team. It always feels like it's her team or death#Which is not an environment I thrive in#And then her boss (who is also my bosses boss) either feeds into that or exacerbates it#I wish I had had the words during our engagement survey because I'm not the only one who feels this way#So many people go into a meeting with her expecting to talk about one thing and instead she asks for something else entirely#It consistently feels like she has no trust in her team and she does not want to foster a culture of 'we're in the same team'#She is fostering a culture of 'im the boss so I'll dictate exactly what I want and I am free to change it at any time'#So. Anyways. If you know of companies hiring in their product or portfolio space hit me up.#I spent 10 hours trying not to cry at work today and then had three separate little cries#Going to going with my boss a little about taking a week off soon#He's going to be alarmed and concerned but like. He should be.#(my boss is generally great my only complaint is that he hasn't figure out how to work with his boss yet so that's compounding my issues.#But that is not all on him. And he has never once made me feel like we're not on the same team)#Blah blah ok. Tomorrow I work and then do the life shit I didn't do today#The day after that I do a second pass at my resume#And use a working block at work to figure out what I want (and sketch out my teams pain points and potential solutions)
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I have this tea cup I made in highschool (itās really cute and was designed more like those Japanese ones without a handle than it was those fancy English style with even more elements to them) but I never actually asked if the glaze we used was food safe (we all used the same glaze on those cups specifically because the teacher glazed those ones in particular and I donāt remember checking. I glazed and painted every other project but only one of them was something you would use for food and that thing broke a few years ago and was honestly more decorative) and this has haunted me ever since. Itās a super cute cup and I adore it, but I have no idea if I can use it for its intended purpose and while I could buy a lead testing kit Iām not sure how I would check for anything else that might have been in that glaze. I know the color used but not the brand, so thatās not really a help either. The teacher I had left the district after that year because our school district paid art teachers a shit wage and we rotated through them like elementary school kids needing new shoes every year. Iām not entirely sure how I would contact her, but even if I did track her down (something not entirely impossible from what I know about her life outside of teaching us for a year, I would feel slightly weird about it though, even though she was my favorite art teacher) but I highly doubt she would remember something like the glaze she used on one project her students made at a school she taught at for one year. Iām not sure what other testing kits I would need besides lead to confidently say itās safe enough for my personal use, and itās annoyed me for several years now.
#emma posts#it was peacock. peacock green I believe#and do you have any idea how many brands produce a peacock named glaze?#I could maybe narrow it down by looking for one that tended to be more forest green to dark blue#but thatās not really a great way to get a definitive answer#I also wish i could make more ceramic stuff right now! Iāve been hooked ever since yhat class#polymer clay sculpting isnāt quite the same (though better than nothing) and air dry clay often feels crumbly#neither of those could be used for cups and stuff#but even just making clay sculptures (my favorite) hits different with clay#I miss the smell and the feel and the way it worked#the closest Iāve gotten to the experience was digging up clay near my parents house and trying to fire it in the bonfire#it was only a half success#I tried to learn how ancient people made stone wear with raw clay and other materials added#but i just canāt seem to fire it the same way and it ends up slightly ashy on the surface from the soot#itās also a bit more prone to cracking and I know I canāt expect the same as what itās like working with the good stuff#and I know the clay on the farm is at least decent but not modern quality#also it doesnāt get fired all the way so if I get water on it it starts to dissolve a bit again#I should try to study ancient clay methods#it would be really fun to try to recreate some stuff in the area behind the lilacs#but it isnāt as good as modern clay#Iām getting really side tracked though#art problems#I wish I had an actual studio. I donāt see that happening any time soon though#my dream is to live on one of those houses in the woods north of town and have an art studio and room for more pets and gardens#i donāt think thatās ever gonna happen though#right now Iām just trying to figure out the local buses and stay in government housing#I canāt drive. I dropped out of college because of health problems. Iām living on disability and foodstamps. my health inssues make my#schedule and availability unreliable for a regular schedule#keeping up with the dishes is my worst enemy (aside from everything else)#i just donāt see myself doing much outside of my desk in the corner of my small living room any time soon
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My doctor messaging me at 12:30 in the morning to tell me she wants to do a telehealth visit abt the side effects I'm having with my new Lamotrigine dose (including worse insomnia than my usual insomnia, as u may have guessed lmao) is. something.
#text post#like i know why i am awake babe why are YOU awake this late#and god why do we have to do another visit#they aren't bad enough to make me stop this dose and i haven't been on the new dose long enough to let it even out#can i not just Not have to do another uncomfortable visit where even if things turn out okay after#i later feel like I'm still not being wholly trusted/treated like i know my body and how i feel#i had worse side effects restarting this med months ago and we didn't have any additional visits for that#they fucking forgot to even book me for a f/u and i had to call in and beg for one basically#and then they misbooked it for the wrong reason and with the wrong doctor#and made it out like it was my fault when i made clear i begged and told the receptionist i spoke to to book said appt#that it needed to b with my doc for the Lamotrigine and that i hadn't been told when to follow up so i was just. doing it#bc she said i needed to but then didn't say when to book it#they're trying hard and im trying to give them grace but then this shit happens and like#im tired. makes me want to go into my new doc like nah never mind im fine. don't ask me nothing and i won't bug you with anything#unless im dying or nearly dead already.#would suck beyond believe attempting to raw dog life mostly again but goddamn. im so sick of this lack of stability with my care#anyway. probably an appt next Tuesday which is great#that's the week of the weekend that i work again and the week before my bday#(a bday I'll be working now which I'm not normally irked abt but. i am a bit rn)#so cool. yeah. let's stack anxiety and fear over a medical appt on top of everything else for that week#and that's not counting that this weekend I've been tasked with buying and getting signed a v expensive and rare figure#for my mum's bf and I'm kind of terrified im gonna fuck it up#he paid for tickets to the con the figure will be sold at and that the person he wants to sign it will be at#so if i fuck this up he'll want (understandably) to be paid back asap for that#and that's money i don't fucking have rn#i really wish she had waited till the actual day proper to contact me bc i couldn't sleep before this#and now i definitely cant bc like#it's dumb. but what if she takes my med away. it isn't perfect but it works better than any other med I've tried#what if she wants me to try a new one. i cant do that and b dealing with major side effects during the intense work schedule#that'll be happening for me v soon and then into November
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@absolut--kurant!
#a new development! š² what are you doing there ma'am!!! š#so the pigeons have figured out a new trick... physically standing ON the windowed sills of our conservatory#so that they can stare at us at eye level through the glass instead of having to wait by the door#(the noise in the background is about 10+ pigeons walking on the glass roof loudly above us š)#about 2-3 different pigeons have the flight control to do this i was pretty amazed to see it and wished to share))#they are really way too tame... i worry about them being hurt by the glass so there might need to be anti-crash stickers there soon#but fancy figuring this out just so you can coo for seed from those local humans from a closer distance#they never fail to surprise me š#that's the garden update. i hope you are well my dear#*hugs a lot* ššššš#dove#pigeon#birds#cute
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its all fun and games until you have to do your laundry :(
#sucktacular sucks#truly i am blessed to have access to in-house laundry in this economy#but also....... its in the basement where my one roomie lives and hes very nice and sweet and id hang out with him#but im always so anxious cuz to ME the basement is like HIS SPACE. its like walking into someones basement rental#even tho its also technically noted to be communal and all are welcome down there#idk anyway doing my laundry and gonna have so many fresh bed sheets soon WOOOOO#truly im blessed to have roomies on a similar vibe as me of not wishing to be perceived at all times#and also sometimes being high as balls on that good kush trying to microwave some chicken wings#i do NOT miss living with random other students#also its all fun and games till you have to make food and thats a struggle for future alex to figure out
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baldies gate is very difficult
#its so confusing LMAO at least for me who knows next to nothing abt dnd#i dont understand how spells work and im getting stressed bc idk if quests rlly disappear if i dont complete them fast enough#but also i read that once you beat the main story its joever so maybe i should explore more but i feel like my character is wasting time#and is gonna die the next second if i dont progress the main story ā°ļø the green lady is doing a great job hammering that into my brain#anyway i cant take screenshots of my character bc my tv has fucked up colors and i made the character and guardian based on them#so when i look at a screenshot on the ps app and the colors are different im like '........ that is not my beautiful boy!!!!!'#like it rlly bothers me. anyway i chose a bard of course. very basic and again idk how to play so its all a mess hdjdjdjd#im hoping i figure it out soon bc it is such a cool game. just wish i understood anything </3#i love my character tho im very invested in his story. maybe i shouldve made my first character the 'goody two shoes' type#to make it easier LMAO#but as ive said before i rlly need to get myself out of my comfort zone when it comes to games#i didnt wanna just breeze past the game but actually consider my decisions. turns out its exhausting lmaooo#anyway sorry im rambling i like the game but im just dumb and stress out over things that dont matter way too easily
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fictionkin culture is having no idea if you kin a character or not because it feels different than your other kins and very very separated from you (to the point where you can call out the terrible outdated jokes and comments the writers gave the character-- and maybe the weird feeling of wrongness you get when you see them means you didn't say/do those things in canon-- and generally talk about them like they're just a favorite character) but you're pretty sure they've given you your first ever mem and the way you feel about them doesn't match with any of your usual feelings about characters and your voice keeps switching to one like theirs and maybe, just maybe, the anger you feel on behalf of another character from that source who's constantly mistreated isn't just the normal anger, because it's protective like how you feel when non-fictional people you care about are mistreated.... but even if you did know what was going on, you wouldn't be sure about telling anyone because you still want others to see the character as separate from you-- which might just be because of the aforementioned jokes-- and while you were typing this the Maybe I Am started increasing so you're just going to hit send now and continue the crisis
Fictionkin culture is!
#ah that sound pretty tough to go throughā anon; but if its of any help i also have had similar feelings more than once#with different conclusions to one anotherā so i unfortunately cant help you#but i do wish you figuring it out soon :)#fictionkin#fictionkin culture#fictionkin culture is
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The conservative student org at my school is having a very well known politician from my home state (which recently banned gender affirming healthcare for minors) come and give a talk about wokeness.
So you know I might just so happen to have been tearing down any of their fliers that I could find over the past few weeks. They have started adding more staples and pushpins but I cannot be deterred.
Now the hard part is going to be figuring out how to snag as many fliers from the people passing them out in order to make them run out faster.
#I understand that people might have an interest in going to see this person talk solely because he is a well known political figure#but I also really wish that events like this didnāt have to come around and make it much harder for me to pretend#that Iām not on a very conservative campus#plus the guy who Iāve been working on an engineering project with stopped at open of the people giving out fliers and was talking to him#about how great it was that he was making people in the engineering part of campus aware of this event#and wow really looking forward to getting to sit with that guy in a lab for 3 hours sometime soon#also apparently I have developed somewhat of a reputation#at least in my uniās trans support group for ripping down a bunch of fliers seems like something I would do#also. yeah I understand itās a jerk move. they worked hard putting up fliers and doing chalkings.#but the speaker that theyāre bringing in doesnāt want trans people to exist so like#you want me to not exist on your campus? I pull down your posters#qsa rarely puts up posters because we donāt really have enough people because no smart queer person would come here for colleg
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if i ever seem brave for some of the stuff i admit on here, just know its cause idk how to keep shit to myself. i cower at the thought of judgement and then proceed to expose my whole ass to tumblr anyway, because i dont have a working filter
#tags are filled with worried rambling again#i hear a laugh track play whenever my anxiety flares up#im scared of what other people think of me which in itself is funny#ik others opinions of me arent an indicator of me being a bad person#other people arent gonna kno my whole personality from the stuff i draw#i fear judgement despite experiencing nothing but positive feedback on this site because i keep reading into the small things as negative#i know all this and still wither away in my shell knowing all this im saying is what id tell others if they were suffering with it#i walk in this circle and do it thousand times til i pass out from the exhaustion and later wonder y i was worried in the first place#i want to be able to say āwho cares they dont know youā but ive been raised by people who spent almost every conversation-#with me basically saying they know me very well and know whats wrong with me and ive been raised believing everyone knows more than me#i worry of being so serious and actually genuine like this but this is how i like to be sometimes#stupidly thinking too much into things and laughing at myself for it and wondering why i would put myself down on something id encourage-#others to do#i worry about losing people because they wont like all of me but they wont know that unless they see the whole picture#i find myself disgusting w/ my thoughts and the things i wanna create but i dont think that of others and its strange#weird ass moment here.....#i had a really good day today got a job and finished my first tattoo#im happy right now despite the shit i just spewed#im figuring myself out for the first time in maybe years#i just wish all the hateful shit i absorbed over those years fades away soon#and i hope i stop caring so bad lol#anywayyyyy have a wonderful rest of your weekkk <3 if u read this
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When you know a few common Latin words used in medicine:
My dad went to the doctor today to figure out why he's itchy (poison ivy, shingles, something else?). After the visit he tells me the doctor said he has [Something Wrong with the Skin].
"uh, you know that's not a diagnosis, right?"
The doctor being like, Yep, you sure do have something making you itchy.
#medicine is such an imperfect science isn't it? Like 10% knowledge; 30% guessing; and 60% making the patient think they know what's wrong.#I mean it's Good they want you to think they know what's wrong. Because it keeps us from worrying as much.#If every doctor just said 'yeah I have absolutely no idea. It could be anything. Bodies are weird. But hopefully it'll go away soon'#then we'd all be afraid it could be something horrible. 'what do you mean you have no idea?!'#But... if we didn't all grow up thinking every single illness was well documented and that doctors had an encyclopedia of medical stuff#then we'd better understand what is and isn't possible to find out when seeing a doctor.#My dad's doctor couldn't even specify whether or not it was an allergic reaction.#A neurologist was pretty sure I have migraines despite my headaches not sounding like migraine symptoms.#But the Internet says we still don't know what migraines even are. 'Ah yes. Mysterious Headache. Pretty sure it's that.'#I've always told myself I'll never go into the medical field because I don't want to mess up and cause someone to die.#Though finding out how much people don't know makes me wish I could figure things out somehow.#like in a way that doesn't involve live people ...or dead people; or experiments. Just some kind of theoretical math stuff. That'd be nice.
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Man.
#I think I'm getting out of it#its getting easier each day now finally#but FUCK#do I still want you to talk to me#tell me how you feel#help get you closure#and help get me closure#there's so many 'why's hanging around for me#I can handle pain I can handle betrayal I can handle unfair behaviour or justified outrage#I can't stop myself from trying to solve the unsolvable#and I miss you#and I still want to be your friend#and your feelings matter to me#and I want to give you anything you damn well want (while u kno. keeping healthy boundries)#it's pathetic to still be hung up on stuff like this#its been 3 goddamn years already#but man do I care#I hope you're well I hope you're fantastic#old friend#I hope you never get or got stuck in stupid thought loops like this#I hope you rarely if ever think of me at all#I hope you have peace and love and prosperity and are happier and have more energy#I wish I could still help and encourage you#moddy rambles#personal post#man I'm so fucking silly#I don't know why this stuff always bubbles back up eventually#I'll be sorta fine for months and months and then suddenly it'll be all I think about#gah. It'll be over soon. It was mostly fretting over what to say in a conversation that will never happen anyway#I think I figured out a way to break the thought/anxiety loop. Iast hurdle I think. I'll be over it soon.
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I miss you
#V mourning#this song made me think of you#it doesn't hurt as much now#but I wish you were here#I want to hug you again#you could help drink all the monster energy drinks in the fridge#you should have been here 3 days ago#you should have been here#you'd have complained about all the speeches#but you would have yelled the loudest in celebration#I miss you so fucking much#seems like some of the tears I'd run out of have returned#I'm glad#our birthday's soon. only 18 days away now#I still haven't figured out what my plan is#I'm kind of glad I'm not going to be home for it#scratch that. I'm very glad I won't be home for it#mum still struggles not to cry whenever you're brought up#dad's taken more of an interest in the things that I do. I wish it was for better reasons#we're only a few months away from a year of you being gone#that doesn't feel right. both of us should be turning 19.#I miss you
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A couple job interview hacks from someone who has to give a job interview every single goddamn day: (disclaimer: this goes for my process and my companyās process, other companies and industries might be different)
1. There are a few things I check and a few questions I ask literally just to figure out if you can play the game and get along with others in a professional setting. Part of the job I interview for is talking to people, and we work in teams. So if you canātĀ āplay the gameā a tiny bit, itās not going to work. Playing the game includes:
- Why do you want to work here? (just prove that you googled the company, tell me like 1 thing about us, I just want to know that you did SOME kind of preparation for this interview)
- Are you wearing professional clothing? I donāt need a suit just donāt show up in a ratty t-shirt and sweatpants.
- Are you able to speak respectfully and without dropping f-bombs all the time? Not because Iām offended but because I donāt want to be reported to HR if you wind up on my team.
- Can you follow simple directions in an interview?
2. Stop telling me protected information. I donāt want to know about what drugs or medications youāre on, I donāt want to know about you being sick, I donāt want to know if youāre planning to have children soon, I donāt want to know anything about your personal life other thanĀ ācan you do the job?āĀ
3. When we ask,Ā āWhat questions do you have for me?ā here are my favorites Iāve heard: - What does the day-to-day look like for a member of your team?
- If one of your team members was not performing up to his usual standard, what steps would you take to correct that?
- What can I start doing now to accelerate my learning process in this job?
- What are some reservations you have about me as a candidate? (be ready for this emotionally....it will REALLY help you in the future, and Iāve had people save themselves from a No after this, but can be hard to hear)
- In your opinion, what skills and qualities does the ideal candidate for this job possess?
- What advice would you give to a new hire in this position/someone who wanted to break into this industry, as someone who has worked here for a while?
Those are just my tips off-the-cuff. I work in sales in marketing/SAAS, so these can be very different depending on the industry, but I wish the people I interview could read this before they show up.Ā
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