#but how did he not tweet this glorious pic

[1ddiscourseoftheday]

💙Sat 12 Dec ‘20💙

◟̽◞̽ LIVE FROM LONDON aka “5 TIMES LOUIS NEARLY GAVE US HEART ATTACKS AND THE ONE TIME HE RAISED OUR BODIES BACK TO LIFE” ◟̽◞̽

The hype leading up to the event was beautiful and nerve wracking, with Louis' Walls streams showing the largest gain since release week, new merch dropping (pink! So much pink! It is the color of rock n roll after all...plus it's available in sizes ranging from XS to 3XL fuck yeah, so nice), LTHQ and Veeps whipping everyone into a frenzy with a barrage of tweets, plus Louis tweeted “if you have a speaker round the house plug it in, if you're old enough get yourself a drink. This is going to be special!” (fan: if I do that my mom will kill me! Louis, basically- fuck that, do what you want!), and then he posted the set list which genuinely took my stress levels down like 90% THANK YOU LOUIS, I was able to simply enjoy the cool static-y countdown with its rainbow glitches for a few. But ofc any calm went completely down the toilet the second he walked out with a giant ass H on his chest (the first heart attack) and started singing maybe the best he's ever sung in his life?? My heart was still pounding three minutes later when he sang the softest, most gorgeous version of We Made It, standing in front of a giant rainbow wheel. The arrangements on every song were incredible (the string section? YES!). He did the best version of Through The Dark I've ever heard and that song is already my fucking favorite, That Version of Two Of Us, ACOUSTIC ONLY THE BRAVE, rock Always You, stadium rock Fearless, and we all know about his version of Beautiful War (WOW), listen do I need to list every song? I WILL DON'T TRY ME. But on top of all that-- the NEW SONG!! Copy of a Copy of a Copy is, uh, amazing?? It's just... so GOOD...so.. gestures vaguely at like... all of it. The sound! The lyrics! GORGEOUS, and he really gets into the figurative lyrical territory that he admires so much in others' songs and has said he wants to do more, I love seeing that so much and the results are just... sublime. Truly. Much chatter now about the similarity in sound to Sign of the Times, as if it wasn't terrific enough already. So much to love about it! And I even loved the inclusion of the fan videos on KMM-- they were just on the screens behind Louis, it totally worked with the general cool look of everything and didn't detract at all, and tbh Louis singing directly to the wall  of singing louies was actually so lovely and precious. In conclusion, his voice throughout was PHENOMENAL, the band were great, strings included (hire those women Louis take them on the road, please!), the sets and lighting design and direction were awesome, the whole aesthetic was just SO on point, Louis said it best-- “we smashed it”. YEAH. YOU DID.

Other things: you didn’t think I was done with THAT FUCKING H SHIRT did you? It doesn't just have a GIANT H in the middle, above that (like tags!) are five asterisks, *****. YEAH. Look familiar? Yeah to me also damnnn. So, “end it”, “Harry”, or both? Poll time! Hair update: in a combined “you always come thru for your louies” and “you fucking demon troll” moment that's perfectly Louis he DID take his hat off to show us the glorious mane but I'm pretty sure he also trimmed it before the show! And: Hot Oli is already in the rearview I guess; ah we barely knew ye, but a new photog has appeared on the scene: enter Josh Halling (prev worked with Sam Fender) taking show pics today, including a super cool one on Louis' insta. Welcome to the team? Being a better guy than Jordan is a low bar, so just try to clear that one sir? And keep feeding us those great Louis pics! And: WBK Louis likes his backstage vodka redbull (and onstage 'water' bottles), and he confirmed between songs- “the power of vodka for me mate I’m loving it!” (straight? no, gay!). And: was the CK hoodie Louis was wearing in the pre show publicity photo (thanks Hot Oli) Harry's CK hoodie? Or simply a Copy of a…. well you know. And: hey guess what-- I gotta hand it to Veeps, against all odds that stream was flawless! Plus they got rid of the chat which was probably to facilitate that but also I simply appreciated it, good call. The Genius lyrics page for Copy of a Copy of a Copy did crash after the show though so it's cool don't worry; we've still got it. And finally: lots of people are talking now about how cool the show was but do any of them matter except DMAs reposting the pic on insta with hearts?! LOVE that for Louis.

And for the aftershow we got Louis on twitter! He thanked everyone (us, the crew, the band, Charlie, the strings, veeps, “all my personal team”), and answered a Q about doing another one-- “potentially but I doubt it, wanted to make this one special so no plans at the moment to do another.” About Copy he said “it will remain in the set for the tour and live shows but not sure when/if it will be released yet” but also re inclusion on LT2 “Probably but I want to keep all my options open. Very early in the process. Enjoy the moment!”

The rest of the day was pretty slow thank god, just some prerecorded content from Liam (a wizarding world spot) and a tik tok that's just him in the dark, shirtless, reacting to a fan screaming (literally) about how he apparently got relationship advice from Liam via facetime last night. And today's daily alarm, which was actually pretty wild, Liam and Roman reading a whole long rhyming poem about waking up! Very impressive indeed, I especially like when they rhyme “santa” with “banter”, perfectly British! And then also a strange interlude of Roman talking about how to impersonate Keanu Reeves, okay.

[klaineownsmysoul]

Have you noticed how every time Darren does something upsetting, he relies on the Warblers or Glee to get people's attention again? It may not be him on social media since he says he doesn't know how to use it but it seems to be a trend to me. I really do not know where they're trying to lead his career. He's become so unrecognizable. It's like that Britney episode in season 4 of Glee. Are they trying to ruin him to build him up again, like a comeback? I wish I knew but it's been years and it's time for him to regain control of his life.

This ep was such a rambly incoherent mess that the part I ended up enjoying the most was him realizing that it had in fact been 10 years since the glee live tour. What an insane time that was. Glee at its apex in terms of popularity - the fact that this show had enough pull at that time to sell out a venue like the O2? Crazy. Everything was Klaine and nothing hurt. It was glorious and it looked like we had nowhere to go but up. Little did we all know that RIB was waiting in the wings with a folding chair, preparing to kneecap us all. But that's a rant for another post. I don't know if they had planned to talk about concerts this week or D was just working on a stream of consciousness and that's where they ended up but I was pleasantly surprised that he brought the tour up.  And then posted a pic later?  Even more surprised.  His press is so hard to figure out because on the one hand - it tries like hell to suppress any and all references to Blaine and Klaine - and then on the other, we get things like his livestream last November celebrating the 10 year anniversary of his first appearance on the show and a tb Warbler pic yesterday.  The ease with which he still talks about his time on glee makes me think that he would be happy to be reminded of it, but his pr team would rather lock it up and throw away the key if they could get away with it.  Its to the point where I don’t trust that 90% of what’s posted on his SM is from him.  The nonsense captions, grammar and spelling mistakes, the overuse of emojis, and the trying so hard to be cool and young you end up sounding older than you are - its all so embarrassing and such an insult to D’s intelligence.  Which is on clear display if you listen to him speak for 5 minutes.

There’s always an agenda with SM as well and that’s not something that is particular to D.  That goes for any celeb out there with an online presence. It may not have started out that way, but that’s what its become - to foster or grow a certain narrative. And the fact that most celeb accounts are not actually run by the celeb themselves is again not particular to D.  It just feels more glaring in his case because his team is so fucking bad at it.  Like really bad.  And it feels like they use his accounts to further their agenda for him and not D’s actual career.  He’ll do or say something that feels authentically D and then we must get some pic or something that counteracts it with the straight dude bro frat boy narrative.  Or we get his immature selfish bride pasting absolute garbage onto his professional account because she’s an attention whore of the highest order and does not care how she makes him look.  None of them do. Its then left to him to pick up the pieces while they go cash their check because he’s an ATM to them and nothing more.  I don’t know any other celeb who’s manager gets as much face time as their client does.  This whole Celeb IOU thing is the perfect example of it.  There really should be a rule that if you’re the person who books the client on the show, you don’t get to be the one who benefits from the reno.  Because now it looks like you only signed him on so you can get your house fixed.  Which is so gross.  So he sits back and gets to listen to D tell the whole world how great a person he is, how much he means to him, what a great job he does as his manager (god that just feels slimy typing it), and how happy he is to be able to do this for him while literally counting the money he’s making off of his appearance here.  What the actual fuck?  Thank you for taking something that could have been fun and delightful and making it repellent.  Chuck has a house, doesn’t he?  He could have selected him and I’d watch the shit out of that.  

I have no idea where they are trying to lead his career.  I don’t think they know because that would take actual work and knowledge and effort.  Its much easier to book ads and promos and stupid little things that lead nowhere that are cash grabs.  D is 34 years old but his team would prefer to keep him 20 if you judge him by his SM.  The dumb comments on tiktoks.  The incoherent illegible responses to tweets.  Gifs on instagram.  He goes out of his way over and over again to tell us that he’s rarely on SM, he’s terrible at it, he doesn’t know how to use it...so if that’s the case, then who’s posting as him?  Three guesses.  I’d love nothing more than to see him dump his work family all on their collective asses and watch as they struggle for relevance without their meal ticket while he goes on to bigger and better team once he has an actual honest to goodness professional team in place.  One that’s more interesting in lining his shelves with awards than their pockets with his money.

[drunkkenobi]

Happy Watcher-versay

For all my sweet baby angels who were not in this fandom a year ago, let me paint you a picture.

In 2018, the content didn't flow as much as it does now, but there were still lots of Instagram photos, or surprise pop-ups in other Buzzfeed videos. You never knew when you'd click on Curly's instastory and see him hitting on Ryan or Shane and Ryan tweeting about some terrible dream Ryan had where Shane died or when you'd see them in airports together and begin speculating where they would be ghosthunting next. Then at the end of season 5 of Supernatural, when Ryan and Shane say they’ll be back but without a clear date, and while saying “we do have a special for you in January” (which would be the sponsored Black Dahlia revisited ep), it felt a little odd and sad, since SPN had only been 6 episodes instead of 8, but oh well, they’ll still be around. Plus maybe that meant they were working on season 2 of Ruining History! So we went on with our days, watching an awkward Buzzfeed holiday special with Shane as the grinch and Ryan not there at all, along with Shane getting the actual worst haircut of all time for a bit and Ryan not there at all. The Black Dahlia ep was a nice little treat, though. But then a couple weeks later, the Buzzfeed layoffs hit and I cannot emphasize enough what a shitty, anxious weekend that was. Ryan was at Sundance with Mari and so his lack of presence with regards to the layoffs was weird and made me (and a lot of other people) anxious as fuck that Unsolved wouldn’t continue at all. Shane didn’t say much either, although he was quietly liking tweets from fired friends. Katie Leblanc did eventually post that Unsolved was not canceled, although the damage had been done. TJ had been laid off, only a couple weeks back from paternity leave, and it was just a shitty time to care about Buzzfeed stuff. 

But a month later, the boys were back filming True Crime and then La Llorona with Curly and we hit another fandom mini-high. But, curiously, during the same time, Ryan was posting instagram ads and tweeting at a bunch of LA companies asking to do collabs and it seemed like our fears were true: Ryan had left Buzzfeed and Shane. He was doing Unsolved on contract but was going to venture out into the world and do his own thing, maybe acting or ~influencer shit. Shane was still popping up in some other Buzzfeed videos so it was the only logical conclusion we thought. 

Every time a random Buzzfeeder I followed posted a shot from in the office, I’d try to scour the background for Ryan and Shane but I never could find them. Whenever they did post instastories, they were working from home, sometimes together, sometimes not. That felt weird, but we thought maybe Buzzfeed was allowing people to work from home more as a boost to morale after the layoffs. And we knew they filmed more Berry Boys stuff at Knott’s, where was that? And then after True Crime s5 ended, we went months without anything, besides the Annabelle sponsored episode. All summer, no videos of them at pool parties together, no tweets from other Buzzfeeders about them at all, nothing. A lot of the time, though, Ryan was visiting Mari on set so that helped explain his absences, but maybe not all of them.

August rolls around and the boys film s6 of Supernatural, ghost hunting in Florida and South Carolina. The joy of seeing them post weird pics of each other while traveling could not be overstated. Then Ryan tweeted that Shane was “irreplaceable”, even when faced with switching him out for Paddington. Things in the fandom were looking up! We didn’t know why they were only filming 14 episodes of Unsolved a year when they used to do twice that many and we didn’t know what the fuck they were doing with their time and Sara finally commented that Ruining History probably wasn’t coming back so what the fuck did Shane do with his time, especially now that it had been a year without the Hot Daga and just what was going on over there???

Season 6 of Supernatural came and went, a glorious 6 week run that included “it’s not like he’s my daddy”, face-touching, and Ryan’s Old City Jail freakout. But after Halloween, it was done and it was another month of lows of after such an intense high. When were we going to see them again? Was Unsolved coming to an end? Were they growing apart? A lot of future reunion fic popped up during this time, which I think is a good indicator of where the fandom was at, how we were coping.

Then, on December 8, 2019, Ryan, Shane, and Steven Lim all posted eye emoji tweets. Weird. Some thought it was a reference to an album coming out around that time, some assumed it was some sort of teaser for a BFU/Worth it crossover (Andrew doesn’t social media so that helped too). An odd crumb of content that we nonetheless ate up.

December 9th rolls around. At around 10am PST, a trailer goes up. And suddenly, everything about the past year shifts into place.

I cannot emphasize enough that no one, no one, though they’d ever leave together. They couldn’t pull a Try Guys, Unsolved was too expensive to shoot and they couldn’t buy out that name with just two of them. It never crossed our minds that they’d want to create new things together. That they truly do think of each other as irreplaceable, not just as co-hosts on their spooky show, but in all aspects of their lives.

So. Happy Watcher-versary, my darlings. It’s been a shit year, but made immeasurably more tolerable with these doofuses and this lovely fandom. 

[royallyprincesslilly]

Title: If You Want It Come and Get It {Headcanon}**

**NOTE: I’m sorry this took so long anon, this is a first for me. I hope this isn’t horrible, or not what a headcanon is supposed to be or look like at all. Thanks for the idea, I took it a tad bit farther. SMH 🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ Be gentle with me you guys, I know not what I do. 😂😂

Warnings: Plenty of Words, NSFW

First of all, you didn’t mean to steal his jacket. You guys were hanging out on set and you saw his jacket lying around while he was getting into wardrobe. You tried it on and it looked good on you. So, you kept it on.

Chris automatically noticed you were wearing it when he came back from wardrobe. He noted to himself you did look good in it.

When Chris went to filming, you stayed for a bit but left with it on without realizing it until you’d already left. Ooops. (Honest Mistake, right 😁)

You took a picture that night posted it to Instagram saying “Like my new jacket, thanks, Cap. 😁 ” 

Chris hears about it from a tweet where someone asked how Captain America feels about stealing.

When he sees the picture of you wearing it he finds it funny but doesn’t mind it. He comments on your pic using his secret IG account: “DontMessWitDaddy”: I see you’re feeling yourself in OPP (other people’s property). Cool, as long as you know who looks better in it.”

The pic gets a lot of comments and likes. You respond to him saying “Oh, look who got on IG just for little ol’ me. You know that handle is very misleading because I just messed with daddy and daddy didn’t do 💩😛 .”

Everyone finds it funny. As time goes on you decide to keep it and wear it ALL the time. You wear it on errands(even if it doesn’t go with your outfit), traveling, hanging with your friends, and a few interviews. It’s all done to taunt him because you know he loves the jacket.

When you post to your IG and twitter of yourself in the jacket for your “outfit of the day” posts Chris is always in your comments. The first few times these were the emojis you got 😏 🙄 . After two weeks the emojis change to these 🤨😑 .

At an interview on the Jimmy Fallon Show in NY, you get asked about the pictures of you in this jacket and the story behind it. “Oh, it’s nothing major Jimmy. I have a friend and I’m just borrowing the jacket. I mean, I think it looks better on me than him. So I think I just might keep it.” Jimmy tries to get you to confirm that it’s Chris’ jacket. “Yeah, it’s Chris’, or it was Chris’.” The audience and Jimmy seem to love your answer.

Chris is in LA, about to do his own interview with James Corden’s Late, Late Show. He sees the interview you did and he laughs it up. When he does his interview James brings up the attention around it. “What can I say, James, I was raised with siblings, and I was taught to share so I have no problem sharing with the less fortunate.” The audience eats it up and laughs about it. “Wow. She says she looks better in it though and that she’s keeping it. What do you say about that?” Chris shrugs it off and takes his phone out and shows James a pic of himself in the same jacket. The pic gets put up on the big screen. It’s a picture of him giving the smoldering look as he sits in a chair dressed in designer duds. The audience whistles, claps, and cheers for the low key sexy pic. Chris smugly nods. “Yeah, I think that just settled who looks better in it. Don’t make me come and get it.”

That evening you are finishing up with a photoshoot and are supposed to be getting changed to head back to the hotel but you’re on social media just scrolling and see you’re being tagged in a clip of the video of Chris on the talk show. While watching it, you laugh about it and get a cocky idea. You get your assistant to take a picture of you in it. You sit on the makeup table where the mirror is held with your legs open so it shows the underwear you just wore for the shoot and enough cleavage for it to be teasing but not raunchy. You post it to your accounts with the caption: “What was that? I’ll just take the cake now. 🍰 *Me in my new favorite jacket.* If you want it come and get it. 😏 ”

Within minutes it starts trending and everyone is commenting how hot you look and debating over who actually looks better in the jacket. Some are even hinting that the two of you should just get together already and save them any more of the slow burn. With the number of times it gets commented on and retweeted, Chris sees it and he’s amused.

That night you get in late to your hotel suite and you’re still wearing the jacket. There’s a knock at the door just as you take off your shoes and prepare to take off your skirt. After opening the door, you see it’s Chris leaning on the jamb.

Of course, seeing him makes you smirk and you ask him: “What’re you doing here Evans? Come to see just how much better I look in my jacket than you?”

Chris has a smug look on his face as he nods his head and locks eyes with you. “Nah, you said if I want it come and get it.”

Of course, you’re speechless because his voice is hella deep and his eyes are cloudy and definitely don’t have a platonic fire behind them. All of that coupled with how close he is makes your belly flutter and your own cockiness fade.

Since you still have yet to speak Chris takes the opportunity and does the talking. “Well--I want it and I’ve come to get it. Okay with you?” You are still speechless and unsure exactly how to respond. You’re feeling like your imagining the sexual undertones you’re picking up on and decide silence is better than overzealousness. So you nod your head instead.

Chris backs you into the room and kicks the door shut with his foot. As the slam of the door rings out in the room, his lips meet yours. He doesn’t go slow either, he kisses you like you should be kissed, passionately, teasingly, intensely.

He is pressing you on the wall with your jaws cupped in his massive hands taking control. You have no complaints and let him do his thing. Chris yanks open your button-down blouse sending all the buttons throughout the room to bounce off furniture, and walls.

Chris strips your ruined blouse and his jacket off you then finishes what you began with your skirt. Soon you’re only in your underwear with your back pressed to one of the posts of the four-post bed. Chris is still taking every bit of breath from your lungs with his expert and soul-sucking kiss. You don’t even notice him unbuckling your bra in the process.

When he walks away without warning you’re gripping tightly to the bedpost in order not to fall. He takes up his jacket and comes back to you. “Put it on since you love it so much.”

His commanding tone is doing the most sinful things to you. Without protest, you put on the jacket. Chris’ eyes slowly roam your scantily clad body. He doesn’t speak as he lifts off his sweater and drops it to the floor. You hold the bedpost even tighter. You knew he was hot for years, but this was something completely different.

When he gets to dropping his pants you see his arousal and your jaw drops. This was the first time you’d ever seen this much. Throughout the years there were plenty of rumors on if he was packing or not. You never really thought about it but every once in a while you wondered and even got clues for both sides of the argument.

When Chris pulls off his underwear your eyes bug out and have the answer to the number one burning question ninety-nine percent of the human population had. Chris Evans was packing way more than a garden snake. Chris Evans was packing an extinct form of wildlife that was rare among his specific species.

You stare at it so long he snorts out and brings your attention to him. “Don’t be scared, he doesn’t bite.”

Your knees are three seconds from giving out and that’s how long it takes him to be on you. He pushes you down onto the bed onto your stomach. You soon feel his hardness pressing on your ass and feel his breath on your ear. “Unless it’s taunted. Since you’ve been taunting me for weeks, I’d say be very afraid.”

You are in shock and before you can catch your breath he pulls your panties to the side and thrusts into you to the hilt. The only thing you can say is “Holy Fuck!”

That amuses him enough to chuckle but it doesn’t distract him from building a steady pace that has him slamming every inch of himself into you with enough force to make your entire body jerk and your breasts jiggle.

Chris is definitely not taking it easy on you. Every time his hips pound into you his hand lands on your ass cheek with a forceful slap until the only sounds in your hotel suite were that of your bodies colliding together. He delivers the pounding you never knew you needed and the pounding you never knew he could deliver.

Before long your eyes are rolled back, mouth hanging open, drool dripping from the corner of your mouth and your moans and screams tumbled freely from your mouth not caring if anyone can hear. You shout his name and every time he hears it he delivers one uterus destroying thrust that makes you scream louder.

Soon your room phone is ringing competing with the sounds you’re making and there is pounding at the door from hotel staff. Neither of you stop, or slow down or even try to keep it down.

By the time you come for the third time you try to use your hand to push his thigh back so he’d take it a little easy, you were too sensitive for him to go so deep. Chris ignored your hand and instead grabbed them both and pinned them behind you pulling you up to press your back against his chest.

“Don’t run from daddy’s dick Y/N.” Chris’ voice is deep and gruff as he huffs the words out. Just like that, you become even wetter. This new angle is allowing him to grind against your G-spot and it’s glorious torture. You begin to shake.

Chris grinds his hips a few more times then jackhammers into your core. His grunts turn high pitched and your whines raise a decibel or two. When you feel his release it triggers yours and a storm of convulsions.

Slowly the two of you get quieter, but the phone is still ringing and there is still pounding at the door. Chris lets you fell to the bed and walks to the door. He opens it and sticks his head out. The hotel manager is outside with a sour look on his face, Chris smiles. “Sorry bout the noise, we’re done.”

By the time he comes back to the bed where you have not moved a muscle. You are unable to, you’ve been thoroughly fucked. He is smiling and you can’t even muster to smile back. The two of you pass out without speaking any words.

When you wake up the next day, you’re alone and the jacket is gone. You are stunned by the events of last night but notice you are completely sore but one hundred percent satisfied.

When you check social media you see the pic Chris tweeted: “I think it looks good on both of us, but it’s my jacket. On the other hand, I am willing to share it. So when you want it come and get it. 🛎 ”

You smile becauseit sure as hell sounded like an invitation to you. One you planned on fulling accepting.

[killian-whump]

How are you coping after the Prodigal Son finale?

OH MY GOD, I AM A BALL OF FLAILING AND LAUGHTER!!!

Okay, so a LOT happened in that episode and I am ALIVE for it. All of it. Every precious moment of it.

FIRST OF ALL, my Brightwell heart is soaring. They held hands T_T I can’t eeeeeeven. And Aurora said that scene was one of her favorites to film when we only had the promo pics, so we all were wondering what was gonna happen and figuring something big might happen there... and then he took her hand and and and and and I squealed like a school girl, I am utterly not ashamed to say, and then I came on Twitter and tweeted to Aurora and Tom that I squealed like a school girl, not even mentioning WHICH scene, of course, ‘cos you know, #NoSpoilers, and Aurora straight up responded within 30 seconds with a smug little smiley emoji and I’m just COMPLETELY COMPROMISED.

I honestly don’t know if I’ve ever shipped anything as hard as I ship Brightwell. It just owns my soul right now, and I am not sorry.

OKAY BUT THEN, THEN, THEN, we were all wondering how Gil could arrest Malcolm and all that, and worried that he wasn’t believing in him, but that was all just hogwash and premature concerns, because Gil was 100% Team Malcolm all episode long and I love him fifty times more for it <3 He never doubted his boy (and let’s not pretend he’s not HIS boy) for even a second, and was even going to aid and abet his getaway. I CRY.

AND HE WENT UP AGAINST ENDICOTT FOR JESSICA. What a man. Gosh. He just strolled in the joint, and faced Endicott like a man among men and my gosh, that was great, and I am SO glad that LDP has such a great role in this show, because older gentlemen and ladies SHOULD be given opportunities to be dashing and attractive and dramatic for love :D I got all weak in the knees when Gil was like, “I’m taking Jessica home.” Like, no ifs ands or buts.

Um, but shame about the stabbing. Umm. I’m kinda upset about that. BUT WHUMP, so, you know, I’m not that upset, lol. Also, YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME DUDE IN DISTRESS GETTING SAVED BY THE DASHING DAMSEL, and they totally gave me that. Jessica fucking PLOWED into that car, and was like, “THIS IS MY GIL AND I’M GOING HOME to the nearest hospital, actually” and it was great and I’m alive for it :D

AND DID I MENTION THAT BRIGHTWELL HELD HANDS IN THE HOSPITAL??? I MEAN, I DON’T KNOW IF I MENTIONED THAT. I REALLY, REALLY LIKED THAT. And also, Dani apologized for doubting him, which I really needed to see. AND, in viewing the whole episode all together, the doubt she DID have didn’t seem as bad, relatively speaking. I mean, he DID lie right to her (and she was even willing to 100% believe him on his word alone about it!) which led to her “Stop lying to us!” explosion, and I think the stuff she said BEFORE then sounded like she WANTED to believe him, but just didn’t see how it could NOT be him when all the evidence pointed to him. ANYWAY. Did you know they held hands in the hospital waiting room????

OKAY, and then Ainsley. Wow. Wooooooow. First, that was phenomenal acting on Halston Sage’s part, because WOW. Wow. She just went FULL PSYCHO right there and it was fucking GLORIOUS. Like, I love murder shows and stories and books and what-not, but I love me some lady murderers, because they’re rare like unicorns and they’re usually torturing and murdering men, and you know I’m all for that. Anyway, I am SO excited for Murder Queen Ainsley, because that is gonna be a FUN ride, no matter how they spin it. Do they cover it up, but Malcolm knows what’s hiding under his sister’s calm and collected exterior? Does Malcolm take the fall for it? Does Ainsley go to jail? Do they get her off somehow? Do they get a Daddy and Daughter joint cell arrangement? I’m very excited!!!

And speaking of dear old Dad, OH MY GOD. First of all, I half expect Martin to just wander out of the jail during that riot, like, “Oh, how did that happen? What a fortunate turn of events!” and I hope it DOES happen, because I’d love to have Martin out and about, the cops all looking for him, Malcolm himself looking for him, and yet somehow, inexplicably, Martin still manages to borderline stalk his children in the most hilarious ways possible. I want this. Also, I’m still laughing at “Things are looking up for me here!” and just the idea of Martin phoning Malcolm in the middle of a prison riot, like, “Hi, just thought I’d catch you up on what’s new in my life...” I love him. And I love Martin Sheen’s portrayal of him. GODS, THE FACES HE MAKES T_T And the face he made when he delivered that last line, which I will laugh at forever: “My girl!”

I have to go laugh and cry as I roll around on the floor now \o/

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK, IT’S A GLORIOUS ASK, AND I LOVE IT

[llzehs]

Dean Ambrose at WWE Axxess

OMG I’m seeing all these reports from the M&G Dean did today and he’s such a fucking pure soul 😩 He also looked extremely good, like a complete wholesome snack. He’s so down to earth, funny and sweet. Seriously, we are losing such a glorious superstar and you just can’t help but be supportive of him cuz he truly does deserve the best 😭

So happy for the people who got to meet him, and some of the most adorable things they shared with other fans. Here are some of my fav tweets/pics; credit straight to the owners.

beastslayer 💘‏ @shieldsbayley1 - He was so freaking funny! Someone gave him a bag of blow pops and he opened the bag right away and started eating one and even took pictures with the blow pop in his mouth like he is the most precious human being

And after I thanked him he thanked me for watching him and then thanked me for coming because “I was afraid no one would show up and that would’ve been embarrassing” and I told him “everyone loves you trust me.” HES SUCH A PURE SOUL (😩)  

mary‏ @nopebrose

DEAN ASKED ME HOW I WAS DOING AND I SAID GOOD AND THEN I ASKED HIM IF I COULD HUG HIM FOR MY PICTURE AND HE SAID SURE JUST DON’T BREAK ME I’M OLD AND THEN AFTERWARDS I HUGGED HIM AND HE TOLD ME THANKS FOR COMING OUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH Y’ALL

sam is meeting dean!!‏ @deansdoIph

“don’t hurt me i’m a relic” 6 YEARS WAS WORTH THE WAIT I LOVE YOU

Some Pics:

Source

Renaeee  ❤️‏ @ItsaRenaeLifeee - Eating a sucker at his signing I can’t with him 😂

[incarnateirony]

S15 Spec/Discussion

So when the SPHT came out we all got to talking and I had some Thoughts(tm). Some of it is wildly speculatory but potential and interesting. I love the thinkie beans in my server. 

I love our little roundtable of speculation and meta that routinely crops up, sometimes I feel like we should record it and make a podcast.

Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:34 PM

IM YELLING SO MUCH YELLING “you cant do this to the fans!” “i can do anything. im a writer.” FUCKING CHILLS

Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:36 PM

Jared's evil smirk has murdered me

Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:38 PM

yesssss

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:38 PM

So we have Sam in a white suit MoC

Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:38 PM

btw chucks lame ending is hilarious

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:38 PM

The colt

CastielYesterday at 9:39 PM

THAT WAS A THIng

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:39 PM

G L O R I F I E D F A N B O Y

CastielYesterday at 9:39 PM

I came out of aladdin to that

Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:39 PM

IM SCREAMING

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:39 PM

Adam and most likely Michael taking in a diner Talking

CastielYesterday at 9:39 PM

Psfuck what anybody says the new aladdin is amazing

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:39 PM

Scruffy endverse Dean

CastielYesterday at 9:40 PM

I jave never Ever Seen such masterful seaming of cartoonverse cgi To real actorsHoly fuck me

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:40 PM

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALADDIN RIGHT NOW

Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:40 PM

LMAO

CastielYesterday at 9:40 PM

I CAN DO BOTH LOOK

Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:40 PM

I AGREE ABOUT ALADDIN

CastielYesterday at 9:40 PM

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WISH I WENT TO THAT SHIT HIGH

Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:41 PM

but JARED SMIRK IS MURDERING MEI CAN'T STOP LOOKING BACK AT THE VIDEO FOR IT

CastielYesterday at 9:41 PM

Yeah i intend to watch on pc when i canIm mobile rn

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:41 PM

And of course the crypt door being held shut with a screwdriver As direct14.10 parallel

CastielYesterday at 9:41 PM

Like we literally just left aladdin hence the yelling Yes yes Ive got him Im the cage Etc

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:42 PM

GlorifiedFanboy Is that not what I said friggin months ago?!

CastielYesterday at 9:42 PM

On brand a+ dean from whoever wrote that Ill guess Bobo or buckner For glorified fanboy line

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:43 PM

What? Do they read our tweets?

Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:43 PM

lol

CastielYesterday at 9:43 PM

Bobo reads mine a lot?

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:43 PM

I stg I heard that line and almost screamed

CastielYesterday at 9:43 PM

I never did upload his nerdy video to me in hindsight

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:44 PM

Interesting that they didn't use a single shot of Alex

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:44 PM

No AlexAt all

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:44 PM

So it's not gonna be just a hallucination with burnt out eyes No Billie either

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:45 PM

No empty

CastielYesterday at 9:45 PM

No its full on chuck villain framing its my sound of war vid with s15 footage dhdhdhd

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:46 PM

Yeah well it all blended into inky black at the end But that's hardly conclusive

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:46 PM

True

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:46 PM

Since that happens a lot in trailers

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:46 PM

Maybe that’s for later in the season Or Maybe it’s a big secret

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:46 PM

10 bucks says they abandoned the Cas deal And that's the hill I die on

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:47 PM

Bc that’s how they fight Chuck? They can’t abandon that already It’s too fresh

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:48 PM

To me it read as a gateway to the Empty getting Jack

CastielYesterday at 9:48 PM

Placing bets now. Ep 1-3 is deancas tension over mary and jack and feeling distanced from the winchesters leaves eps 4 and 5. We know he works with sam at least briefly in 6. Deancas reunion in 7 midseason scheduled for 8 or 9. Deancas resolution then

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:48 PM

Before they knew for sure

CastielYesterday at 9:48 PM

Midseason finale whatever theyre keeping in the door

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:48 PM

That it was their final season To possibly stretch the plot accordeon

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:49 PM

Maybe final battle is with the empty and not chuck

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:49 PM

But now they've lost the need for a middle man ie Cas Nah

CastielYesterday at 9:49 PM

Id need more than a promo trailer to figure out if resolving cas is midseason or endgame

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:49 PM

Is amara coming back?

CastielYesterday at 9:49 PM

Yes

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:50 PM

Dabb confirmed it's early

CastielYesterday at 9:50 PM

And deans weird old friend

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:50 PM

She wasn’t there either

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:50 PM

Yeah 15.02 I think Or 04? Very early

CastielYesterday at 9:50 PM

Its as much a mood piece as a trailer

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:50 PM

Was that Becky talking to Chuck?

CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM

Yes

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:51 PM

I think so

CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM

You cant do this to the fans

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM

ITS GLORIOUS

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:51 PM

It sounded like her

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM

It’s her

CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM

We knew she was coming back Well

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM

Yea

CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM

Speculated educatedly

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM

I’m so mad! I was just about to go to bed!

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM

When even the crazed fangirl looks sane by comparison

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM

And they dropped this

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:52 PM

Yeah I’ll never sleep now

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM

I HAVE TO

CastielYesterday at 9:52 PM

Like

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM

Nah I'll head to bed in a few

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:52 PM

No. No sleep

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM

I’ve gotten no sleep the past three days

CastielYesterday at 9:52 PM

Points if they still frame it for a swipe at the bronlies like all the other becky jokes

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM

I find the fixation on the fan angle a bit weird

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:52 PM

Yaaaaassssss

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:53 PM

It seemed framed that way to me Min

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:53 PM

All the bronly jokes pls

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:53 PM

But maybe I’m just reading it with my own bias

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:53 PM

But it's only 2 pieces of Chuck dialogue so

CastielYesterday at 9:53 PM

Yeah

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:54 PM

And he’s a melodramatic fuck

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:54 PM

I’ll forever want to refer to him as “glorified fanboy” Put it on a shirt

CastielYesterday at 9:55 PM

God imagine chuck bringing back kevin as his prophet to take down his word as the gospel of winchester is designed to end only in being felled, and only by the glory of god. He cant finish off his own book to print the new gospel

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:56 PM

Here to say fuck you chuck

CastielYesterday at 9:57 PM

What if we big bounce and he dubs adam the new michael since we saw jack. Can convert humans to angels

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:57 PM

Megalomaniacal Michael?

CastielYesterday at 9:58 PM

Kicking down the castles in his own sandbox as revelations told before, before men found the new gospel of the glory of god. Revelations might not be a prophecy. It may be history.

Lissa JoYesterday at 9:59 PM

Interesting

CastielYesterday at 9:59 PM

Wildly speculatory and just playing but

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:00 PM

Oh the adam Michael idea

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:01 PM

I'm very glad about Chuck being in early episodes Adam is 100% gonna be Michael Cause all the summaries made it sound Like they weren't utilizing him

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:03 PM

It does sound like OG Michael is gonna be a real issue and it makes sense for it to be Adam

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:03 PM

CastielYesterday at 10:09 PM

WHICH THEY MYSTERIOUSLY PLUGGED AT THE END OF THE SEASON

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:10 PM

Yeah but he'd still be Adam and not Michael Just

CastielYesterday at 10:10 PM

if michael is useless to chuck as is, which he may or may not have been lying about MAKEA NEW

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:10 PM

Archangel Adam

CastielYesterday at 10:10 PM

MICHAEL YES

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:10 PM

Oh Doesn't fit with the pic above tho

CastielYesterday at 10:10 PM

Find another Eve. Oh look universal big bounce and I have a new mythology jazz hands Or better a Lilith Also this is literally unstoppable force immovable object logic if chuck can't destroy the human soulzapping the winchesters to death is just a stall game of exhausting futility they've proven they will inevitably doorkick down every afterlife or wherever they're cycled to what if there's like a hilariously extreme mystery spot where you see mini adventures out of whatever afterlife but eventually justtruncated to ridiculous extremes Chuck: -_-

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:18 PM

Like that's a given with all the scattered bits. Either Lucifer Sam and MoC Dean etc become big plot points Or they're part of Redux Mystery Spot

CastielYesterday at 10:18 PM

side eyes hidden mytharc uh

CastielYesterday at 10:18 PM

I really hope we didn't get the MOC Dean thing too close rip

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:19 PM

Why did you have to connect those two promo subplots for meW h y

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:20 PM

Also Cas next to that burnt up body I hope it isn't just Victim Of The Week

CastielYesterday at 10:20 PM

I'm wondering about the "arrogant betrayal" promo line on ep... 3 is it?

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM

Yeah

CastielYesterday at 10:21 PM

Is it gonna be meaningful or is this like

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM

Nah

CastielYesterday at 10:21 PM

bringing back Sergei

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM

PR vagueblog

CastielYesterday at 10:21 PM

from his Byzantium bullshit

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM

The BL ep is 15.02 tho

CastielYesterday at 10:22 PM

authors sometimes soak up impact of -- oh no

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:22 PM

What

CastielYesterday at 10:23 PM

okay so let's pretend say, bobo or whoever wanted to finish up buckleming's plot point, or at least partially since it's the tie up season, but they knew they had to write misha out for a few episodes and with deancas tensions driving Cas away already, throwing out a Going For Revenge That Will Backfire spin before storming out for a few eps

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:24 PM

But then it would be Dean not being able to forgive the "betrayal"It's gotta be something else Watch it be like

CastielYesterday at 10:24 PM

the betrayal vague blog is about sergei in that thing

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:24 PM

Kevin working for Chuck

CastielYesterday at 10:24 PM

it's the phrasing "arrogant" that catches me

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:25 PM

Most vague summaries hardly fit the actual plot points anyway It's just to sound mysterious

CastielYesterday at 10:25 PM

no but it would be easier to simply not apply an adjective "Castiel deals with a betrayal" is still vague

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:25 PM

Yeah but adjectives give oomph

CastielYesterday at 10:26 PM

arrogant is an odd idea for even the vague bloggiest vague blogger to tilt towards after skimming the content so I really doubt it's like kevin being forced to betray them or something like thatso unless it's about chuck himself, unlikely just too early for that level of RAAA

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:28 PM

Oh right didn't Misha say Cas struggles with this new Chuck reveal

CastielYesterday at 10:28 PM

well yeah thats kinda a duh

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:28 PM

I think the arrogant betrayal is in reference to Chuck

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:29 PM

So maybe it's just oddly phrasing that Yea

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:29 PM

It’s a kinda weird phrasing imo

CastielYesterday at 10:29 PM

like on the one hand cas knows Chuck isn't father of the year so I think on a personal level it's not surprising, it's more the existential level for him previously chuck was a shit dad that was just trying his best in a world far too easy to do his worst, even as god, thinking he was generally trying to be inherently good

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:30 PM

I hope Megatron comes back :)

CastielYesterday at 10:30 PM

that last scrap of faith is also kind of critically attached to his very existance because if god is evil and part of this cruel design what has his entire pre-winchester existence been, and even waxing and waning through it in his time with them

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:31 PM

Yeah I think deep down part of his core sense of self is the idea that he comes from the side of good

CastielYesterday at 10:31 PM

the fundamental loss of "god is good" is kinda quantifiably huger to him, whereas the humans more will have to grapple with "What is free will, did we ever have it"

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:31 PM

And this rips that away

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:32 PM

Unrelated but the promo sorta Nulls the early human Cas idea

CastielYesterday at 10:32 PM

yeah I noticed that, but it was odd

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM

Yeah I agree

CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM

i'm putting down at least foreshadowing then

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM

Unless they pulled all of the Misha footage From like ep 1 and 2

CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM

or chuck playing with the light switch for shits and giggles

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM

He does still have that shotgun

CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM

we know cas has his coat back in like

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM

Watch Cas come back from his sabbatical

CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM

idkwe've seen him with it back

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM

With his grace ripped out

CastielYesterday at 10:34 PM

put it in a karambit i mean what

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:34 PM

Snort

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:34 PM

NOT SURE MISHA CAN HANDLE THAT Like on a pure choreography level

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:34 PM

Are you suggesting Misha isnt grace itself?For shame

Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:35 PM

Not at all COUGH He has a cat-like agility

Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:35 PM

LIKE A CAT

CastielYesterday at 10:38 PM

KSJDFksjdf I think younger misha could have but knowing he's always at risk of blowing out his hip probably not so much now like I feel that limitation in my soul

GarthToday at 6:17 AM

Okay so I don't think Amara is a made up character. I think she is Chuck's sister for real (or whatever they claim as siblings) but he used his story to trap her. Help fuel his plot.

Dean WinchesterToday at 6:17 AM

Like to me personally the option of Amara being made up has the best potential for an IC Chuck plot twist Esp since I still hold the idea that he lied about the universe going splat with his death"Writers lie"/"I'm a writer, I can do anything"

GarthToday at 6:18 AM

Well he did admit he's a liar rubs hands together This is gonna be so much fun

Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:19 AM

GOD THAT LINE THO

Dean WinchesterToday at 6:19 AM

And that would be a Dabb level retroactive canon ramification Which is sorta his thing

GarthToday at 6:19 AM

Mwahahahaha and he said said to Becky while she went on about "you can't do this to the fans!"

Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:19 AM

they make sense at least

Dean WinchesterToday at 6:20 AM

But I'm not sure they wanna go the route of Stripping a female character of her entire agency for male pleasure But I don't see a whole lot of options on how they take Amara out of the playing field Unless Chuck deadass eats her for the joint Godhead

GarthToday at 6:21 AM

Honestly he just might

Dean WinchesterToday at 6:22 AM

But that's like DBZ power level bullshit

Dean WinchesterToday at 6:26 AM

AU!Dean who's a baddy pls

GarthToday at 6:26 AM

Damn trailer successfully tripping us up

Dean WinchesterToday at 6:27 AM

Deadass just have pull the jackass from the 5.04 reality Maybe that's why Lucifer Sam is tied to a chair as well Like Chuck just put him in white clothes to paint a big target for endverse!Dean And it's actually just Sam

Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:28 AM

yeah that was my thought too

Dean WinchesterToday at 6:28 AM

BUT THAT IS THE SORTA SPECC THAT'S USUALLY TOO VAGUE FOR ME ALREADY And was that Singer Salvage?

GarthToday at 6:28 AM

We're just throwing things out there and laughing It looked like it might be

Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:29 AM

BEN JUST LET LOOSE BUD ITS OK

GarthToday at 6:29 AM

But the new building is throwing it off

Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:29 AM

THE CRACKIEST SPEC THE BETTER

GarthToday at 6:29 AM

Something else could have been built thoIt's been yrs

Dean WinchesterToday at 6:29 AM

LOOK MY WHOLE THING IS DOING ANALYSES BY GATHERING EVIDENCE THAT SUPPORTS MY ARGUMENT IT'S SEARED INTO MY BRAIN More cage imagery

[lizacstuff]

I have a fun question for you, at least I hope it's fun. What is your favorite event that Jen and Colin did together? I'm thinking cons, SDCC, video interviews, premieres or parties. Mine is SDCC 2015. They both were looking so good, in great moods, we had the best round table interviews, and who can forget Nerd HQ!! Oh and he interviewed her!! 😂

You stole my answer!

SDCC 2015 was the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!

For all the reasons you mentioned.  

That year we had everything, Jen and Colin did press room roundtables together so we got mountains of CS goodness and they were teasing the S5 storyline so they no longer had to play coy and we got them talking about the characters being in love and fighting for one another. Good times. 

So many photos, so many great interviews and there are no words to describe how amazing the nerdHQ panel was. It will go down as one of the greatest panels ever.  Thank you Zachary Levi and thank you @happinessisblooming  for helping to put Jen, Colin and Josh on their radar. 

What did we do to deserve to much amazing stuff??

Honorable mention to…

SDCC 2014 was super fun for me because it was my first one being in fandom and I had no idea what was coming. I hadn’t consciously made plans to be at home that day (in 2015 & 2016 I rearranged my weekend around it!) but luckily my plans were movable because I wasn’t going anywhere!  It started on Friday night with Adam posting the dinner pic with Jen and Colin and it never let up from there. We got a full day of mind blowing stuff, from Jen “comforting” Colin with the first head/shoulder tilt in the panel…

…to amazing interviews where they teased CS (and each other) and talked about Emma’s “issues” and how far gone the character were for one another. Then we were blessed with lots of photos and sightings of the cast out at parties.   

I mean.. gold, just gold!

SDCC 2016 had some great moments too, and it will forever be the day that gave us the TVLine Jen/Colin portrait! 

We’d wanted a real photo of the two of them for so long and when Ausiello tweeted that photo out in the morning, it was glorious.  JMo skipped the round table room so we missed joint interviews, but we got tons of group interviews and later we got the terrific EW family photo with Jen on Colin’s lap.  So good. So very, very good. 

San Diego Comic Con 2014, 2015, 2016 were the best.  Bar none. 

[annashipper]

Megapost Nr. 2 - June 23rd 2018

Anna:  So, the really sad part of this showmance and what it’s doing for people who don’t believe the kids are real for a minute is that when anyone mentions the pillows, Skeptics start asking for pics...

Nonny Nr. 1:   great! this totally happened w real kids? get that pic w the staged kids to us lads! i know you have it and have just been waiting to release it all super tightly!

Nonny Nr. 2:   so lets get a pic of this glorious and adorable event!

Nonny Nr. 3:   awwww, james LOVED bens kids!! lets get a pic!! its sooooo real and this totes happened, right?!?!

Nonny Nr. 4:   give us a picture james, i don't believe any kids were watching you do anything today

Anna:  ... and of course we all know that James wouldn’t put up pics of the pillows even if they were real or pics of the interior of Ben’s house because.... crazy stalkerinas are always lurking around all of his three neighbourhoods in London as we all know, but this is the type of reaction that anyone mentioning anything about the showmance gets when nothing makes sense to anyone paying attention who has a functioning brain.

So yeah, I’m sure that some pics proving the pillows are real will be coming at some point during the summer from someone, because as Nonny Nr 5 puts it...

Nonny Nr. 5:   I bet you a million bucks we get a staged pic w rented and borrowed kids in the next day. i bet. i bet they've been sitting on james tweeting this until they get kids. they need the kids beelieved

Anna:  ...  they need people to believe that the pillows are real and to shut up about the whole thing already.

Anyway, since the question @khanspets posed back in April has quite obviously struck a nerve:   Question 47:  Why don’t Ben’s friends mention him on social media anymore?, I’m just gonna ask the Intern to take this back to Karon:

If Adam and James ever do decide to put a candid pic up indicating they’re at Ben’s house and visiting with the #fatheroftwo and his family:  make sure all of the sharp edges will be childproofed, because that’s how we surmised James wasn’t baiting about Ben in another picture he posted on his social media when he was visiting with friends a while back.

Also, bear in mind that it’s stuff like the tweet from today where James is obviously describing Ben (in the baitiest way possible) without actually mentioning his name (because otherwise we’d be blaming James of not adhering to Ben’s new self-imposed rule of being privately private about his privately private life from late April and on) and the baity tweets of baby animals when both of the pillows were due that make people with functioning brains think that James is as bad of a liar as Ben is.

And I’m very consciously choosing to put up the tamest of all of the 17 asks that  I received calling James and Ben liars:

Nonny Nr.  6:   and to think, neither of these dumbos are lying for anything honourable.

Anna:  ... because some of the people who are paying attention to this showmance actually have functioning brains.  And when Ben’s closest friends have spent the past 4 years barely bringing him up on their social media during the time that’s supposedly the happiest in Ben’s life, but then tweet something like what James did today about 50 days after @khanspets was wondering through my list of daily questions why the social media mentions stopped in the first place, people with functioning brains make connections that may not even be valid, but certainly stick out:

Nonny Nr. 7:   after all your questions, suddenly we get a friend tweeting about ben and his kids. interesting. i know it was awhile ago, but the list just came out the other day lmao

Nonny Nr. 8:   Didn't someone we know just ask why BC's friends never tweet about him anymore? We see you PR!

Anna:  The problem here is that when people (with attention spans that are longer than 6 seconds) make connections (whether they’re valid or not), they also start asking questions:

Nonny Nr. 9:   oh james what a fibber you are. why don't you take these kids outside for some fresh air

Nonny Nr. 10:   James? were the kids w you and ben in germany?

Nonny Nr. 11:   hey james, why does ben lie about when and where he has his kids? it makes me think youre a liar too

Nonny Nr. 12:   hey james? why were the pictures of hal pulled from papers and why did enty say the pics were faked?

Nonny Nr. 13:   maybe james can explain why ben says he takes his kids everywhere but we never see them

Anna:  And if the past 105 days have taught us anything, it’s that logical questions that anyone with a functioning brain would have with regards to this particular showmance and the narrative Ben and his team of incompetents have desperately been trying to push since Weirdo dropped her clutch at PSIFF do not mix well:  LINK

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Wed 7 Aug

"ARE YOU READY?" asks Niall WHAT DO YOU THINK HELL NO WE AREN'T READY! Niall performed his new single (Nice To Meet Ya) and a piano ballad (Put A Little Love On Me) today at the Capitol Records showcase and all hell immediately broke loose. We got a tiny snippet of PALLOM (yeah idk about that acronym we'll see) and it sounds beautiful, much like Niall's other ballads, but all we know about the sound of NTMY (that one is better huh) is that it is "trippy," has "90s/‘00s rock vibes," on a scale of 1-10 rates "15", was "a glorious way to start the day" and is "a bangerrrrr." But you know what else we know, we now know that NTMY will be released "in Sept!" Big news!!!! It was initially announced that the whole album would be released in Sept but then corrected to say just the single, album TBD. NTMY was written with Ruthanne Cunningham, Tobias Jesso Jr, and Julian Bulian Bunetta. PALLOM was produced by seven time Grammy award winner Greg Kurstin.

Not to be left out of the hype excitement, 1883 Magazine hopped in to get us even more riled up! The impatiently awaited Louis cover edition of the magazine will finally reach UK fans tomorrow according to shipping info sent out to pre orders only one more sleep til Louis content jskyfdgh (even less for many of you), so it's their last chance to taunt us with the unknown. They posted a teasing picture of the Louis pages, with the word SEVEN visible and not much else, and tweeted some math to which the answer was 7, whipping everyone into a puzzle frenzy. "7 days in a week!" they chirped unhelpfully, before the conversation spiraled completely out of control and they were tweeting about time travel. They also teased a pic with initials RS in it, which is likely for Raf Simmons (the source of Louis' clothes we've seen from the shoot), and said it stood for religious studies so you know.... I wouldn't get too hung up on the time travel thing as a real clue. Keep your secrets knaves, we'll find out tomorrow!

Liam posted a quiz to his ig about how much air guitar he plays; I got it wrong. Sigh. Well now we know, complete with video of him playing air guitar, A+ excellent content thank you Liam! The video is from back at the Jeddah fest last month. And Men's Fashion Post announced a special edition music issue with a Liam cover! Pre orders are available: the blurb makes it seem like there won't be Liam content inside, just the cover, but I could be wrong about that. And Liam retweeted the link to his fan run birthday charity drives to encourage folks to donate, aww, we love a fandom supporting boy, very nice.

A new gucci image was released, a black white of Harry and another model in a creepy bunny mask, we learned that he also did some filming for the video on the beach while in Cancun, and I take back what I said yesterday about his expertise in outfits that can work for all your fancy globetrotting needs: apparently he was only seated for dinner at the country club because he was Harry Styles but he was in fact in violation of the dress code. Revised version of Harry's travel tips column: do whatever you want, no one will mind if you just dimple and bat your lashes at them! No parking? Move a sign! No shorts allowed? Puppy dog eyes and rock star credentials, works every time!

[possessedcoast]

the life and times of ryan ross pt 8

.2015/2016

welcome all! make sure to thank @jen--ne--sais--quoi for the existence of these posts because the poor thing asked to know about ryan and now she probably knows more than she ever wanted to!

here in our final chapter, we shall see what ryan has been up to from where we left off in 2015 to as current as we can be as of today (feb 26, 2017) this is mostly links and pictures because he didn’t actually do a whole lot

alright, early 2015. pretty much all ryan ross does is spend time with friends, mostly dan keyes and ryland blackinton. he goes to coachella and looks lovely in his hawaiian shirt. 

he also posted some teasers about making music on instagram, but we saw no new music. 

the most important thing about 2015 is ryan’s beard. 

look at it. it’s glorious. 

in february/march of 2015 zayn has left one direction (this is a ryan ross post, why is she talking about one direction??? it’s relevant, i promise.) someone thought it would be funny to edit the 1d wikipedia page to day that ryan ross had joined the band. 1d fangirls lost their minds. ryan tweeted “ You guys got it all wrong, the four remaining members of One Direction are joining MY band” 

if you look at his twitter throughout 2015, some of the tweets are vastly different than others. it could’ve been him on drugs, it could’ve been shane morris. personally, i think it was more shane, but the other is a possibility. also in june 2015, he got super fucked up and crashed a PHASES show. there are pictures of it out there, but i don’t think it’s really appropriate to share them. i also vaguely remember someone (z maybe?) asking for them to not be shared because ryan was really embarrassed and upset about it. about the incident he said “Def was having too much fun at the Phases show tonight, I promise I'll never do it again  again” so there’s that.

then in july ryro got a girlfriend! he began dating model helena vestergaard and it seemed really good for him. it was certainly good for all of us fans because he posted so much while they were together. she also posted a lot about him. there were so many ryan pictures. it was glorious. here are some pics

then the next most important thing of 2015 happened. 

dorothy ross. 

ryan and helena got the cutest puppy in the world

from then on his instagram is pretty much dottie, but none of us mind because she’s precious. 

we also got this monstrosity

that’s all i’m gonna say about that. more helena and dottie pictures. then we get a picture where ryan tells us he’s taking vocal lessons!! and then he posted a teeny clip of a new song!!! more dottie & helena. a video of him learning to box?

don’t forget that this era of ryan likes hockey and baseball. he watches both and plays hockey too. 

halloween 2015. the fucking party. so. you thought we were done talking about brendon urie. we’re not. by 2015, he and ryan are not talking, at all. brendon usually avoids talking about ryan at all. then adam levine (yes, that one) has a halloween party. ryan’s invited because he’s best friends with mickey madden. he goes as a gremlin. well, a mogwai because he’s fuzzy and not scaly, but yeah. 

brendon, dressed as a skeleton and with sarah, was also there. as far as i’m aware, they basically didn’t even talk. brendon goes on to mention it a million times.

btw, by this point ryan doesn’t use his twitter anymore, it’s all just instagram links. there were some tweets earlier in the year that i’ll be talking about in my shane morris companion piece, but basically, shane likes to troll ryan’s fans by tweeting things or posting things on facebook then quickly deleting them.

also in 2015, ryan posts a picture of what seem to be song titles along with promises for making new music (the “shut the fuck up” was in response to someone telling him to go to bed btw) 

we’re now at the end of 2015. it seems like this is when ryan finally disconnects his twitter from his instagram because (except for one) his tweets stop and his instagram continues. he has also dropped shane morris as his manager (thank god)

near the beginning of 2016, ryan tells us that he has written a song for a band called agelast (sadly, that is pronounced ah-gel-ist, not age-last) he posted on both twitter and facebook about this. i’m inclined to believe both posts were actually him, not shane, but who knows. there was this comment on the facebook page that would be nice if it was from him. 

then, also early 2016, he and helena broke up. he was all set to fly to visit her in australia on a long term modeling job, and maybe he did, but that was that on helena vestergaard. she deleted all traces of him from her social media. he continued to play hockey and post pictures of dottie. 

he also bought 5 pounds of sour patch kids, causing all of us to fear for his health. then he starts to become a bit of a recluse. he posts a lot less frequently and it’s usually dottie pictures. 

then he goes to a renaissance fair and saves lives with his look 

easily the most important part of 2016 was when ryan did a surprise performance with dan keyes’ band cologne at emo nite la. it’s everything. EVERYTHING. watch it now. it felt like a nice comeback and he looked GOOD

we also got another tiny song clip. more pictures and videos of dottie. he also modeled some new PHASES merch with Z and Langley 

he went to the beach and we were blessed with this glorious image 

then he turned 30! and jeremy burke & alison harvard threw him a mini party at midnight with pizza! 

also sometime in august, his demo ep was deleted from soundcloud (his whole soundcloud was deleted) along with his site going down and his facebook page being deleted. the only thing we know is actually ryan is his instagram. 

then came halloween. with costumes in the past like et, a sloth, and a gremlin, we knew he would not disappoint. he was link from legend of zelda and he spent a good amount of the party (adam levine’s again, bden was not there) with victoria asher and gabe saporta from cobra starship. have some pics. 

(that’s gabe beside him)

then he “drank some blood” in this adorable video with his vocal coach

throughout 2016, a director named dan adams (glitterworldinc on insta) had been tagging ryan in a lot of pictures. i’m going to make a companion piece for him as well, but i’ll mention him here. he posts pictures of ryan, sometimes with strange captions, sometimes with rude captions. many pictures didn’t have ryan in them, but he was tagged. some pictures were of ryan’s house or around echo park. see more about that in the companion piece. lots of speculation went on about what he was doing with ryan. we’ll get to that in a minute. something more exciting now. the longest clip of new music that makes me cry every single time i listen to it, that callback line. (fun fact, z commented on it and called him space boi which is where i get one of my tags for him)

he looked beautifully goth for new years 

now we’re in 2017!

we found out this year that all the things glitterworldinc had been posting are because ryan’s going to be in his new movie!! he’s playing a character named Dewey Parsons in daniel adams’ new movie starmaker

the newest picture we have from ryan himself is this

and dan adams (glitterworldinc) has recently posted two! one was posted today! 

and that is basically everything i know about ryan ross’ life from the earliest facts i know to today! thank you for coming along on this crazy long ride with me and reading this giant mess. i’ll make those companion pieces here soon, so look out for those! EDIT: Update!!!!! ryan posted this mere hours after i finished this because he likes to make my life harder (i’m mostly kidding, i love him so much)

his caption: “On all twos Makin tunes on toons”

EDIT NUMBER 2: i should have made an outline for these posts, jesus christ. i told you all in another post that the guitar ryan burned alive would be important later and then i never told you why. the why is because brendon still has it. yep, he has the guitar that ryan burned all the way back in the cabin/pretty. odd. era. how do we know this? oh, just because brendon put it in his literal house of memories. it’s fine, i’m not crying. (it’s not fine, i am crying) the house of memories is a vip thing for this tour where fans can go in and take pictures with a bunch of old panic! things, from the masks from fever era to stuff from the victorious video. i would kill to go. 

[voluntarydemise]

The 100 S3 Hiatus Diary

Once again, let me present to you a chronicle of our fandom’s most glorious hiatus moments. In truest hyperbole fashion we did not scale back after last year’s already impressive BS recordings. Here’s all the drama we managed to fit into the 257 days between the Season 3 finale on May 19, 2016 and the Season 4 premiere on February 1, 2017:

FYI: Entries are mostly focused on the Twitter fandom unless otherwise noted. Also beware, this diary deliberately generalises from the loud few to the many. 

Day 2: Emma Caulfield of EW writes a *love letter* bashing Bellamy into a verb and adjective. Half of the fandom cackles, other half is ready to “bellamy” her. 

Day 3: Ongoing belittling of Jasper’s PTSD in tandem with outrage from same people that show didn’t depict enough PTSD victims.

Day 6: #GiveBellamyBlakeABoyfriend circulates and is amusingly shared by lovers and haters.

Day 7: Kass Morgan is confronted with fandom members defacing and even burning her books. Because we are classy.

Day 10: Tumblr heats up when Johnny Depp beating Amber Heard gets compared to how Bellamy treats Clarke. Because bisexuality. Oh yes.

Day 11: Devon zings Harry Styles - and popstars in general - for trying to act. Somewhere Shawn Mendes cries a tear. 

Day 12: The Fandom-is-Broken article hits. Outrage everywhere, while our fandom is like “yup, sounds about right”. 

Day 15: Bob at Phoenix con says Bellamy wouldn’t have sided with Pike had Clarke returned earlier. Somehow he gets hate for that. Still unclear why. Most likely for no reason at all. 

Day 16: More Phoenix con: Bob utters word “YET”, causes avalanche. Emma Caulfield tweets her and Bob’s are besties now. Fandom responds in typical forgiving ways. 

Day 18: Tumblr has Brollexa gaining traction among BCers, the polyamorous turn it into Clexamy. Not appreciated by the CL fandom. Devon tweet-deletes, shits on cast members for making money off cons instead of donating to charity.

Day 21: Eliza and Bob get nominated for Teenchoice TV Chemistry. Disgust in CL fandom as entertaining as surprise in BC fandom. 

Day 23: Fan at Oz Comic Con asks Eliza about Chemistry nomination and gets booed. Bob speaks slloooowwwhhhuuurr to the iddiiiooootttss on twitter. Most likely entirely unrelated. 

Day 24: Eliza gets called fake/lost/drunk by BC fandom for voicing opinions about Bellarke. Beware of having opinions about ships.

Day 25: Bob replies to hate tweet. Backfires into him getting criticised for passive aggressively focusing on negativity only. 

Day 26: First hiatus hack! Eliza’s instagram. Leads to Alycia unfollowing her. Fandom entertained for a while. Plus the gem of someone comparing Lexa’s death to the Orlando shooting.

Day 28: Alycia cancels Brazil con. In a roundabout way it’s Bob’s fault.

Day 31: On the shipping front Bob  & Shampoo compete against Lexa & Bullet. Because why not. 

Day 33: Somehow BC fandom hits jackpot by criticising both Adina and Mike on same day. For not being pro-BC enough. Adina! Mike! 

Day 35: Layne Morgan attacks Ben Batemen for elevating himself to lgbt+ spokesperson. Fanbase first stunned, then divided. 

Day 37: Second hiatus hack! Layne’s phone. Apparently private numbers get leaked, some idiots message Jason’s wife.

Day 41: Third hiatus hack! (@)emiliascara hacks into Marcus Catsaras’ (Alycia’s boyfriend) icloud, finds footage of him cheating. Catsaras deletes his twitter/fb accounts. Because hell has no fury like a riled-up CL fandom.

Day 42: Lindsey jumps in to fight hackers, (@)morleydebnam jokes about hacking Lindsey.

Day 44: Hacker exposed as guy from Toronto (Michael Brand/Bahramian). 

Day 46: CL fandom overruns and impressively wins 9 of 11 E!Online polls. Still peeved over other fandoms bonding and voting against them. 

Day 48: Jarod speaks up after Alton Sterling shooting. Ends with him getting attacked over *representation* issues. 

Day 52: Eliza vs Alycia in Radiotimes quarter finals. Which fosters minor drama.

Day 56: Layne officially disinvited from clexacon. 

Day 57: Some panelists boycott clexacon after Layne’s exit. Meanwhile the gullible have a clickbait-freakout over O killing Bellamy. 

Day 58: Ben Bateman steps back from clexacon allies panel. (@)riserellamy makes it their mission to get all Arryn-haters blocked by Bob. 

Day 59: Eliza talks freely and excessively about Lexa and Clexa at Brazil Con. BC fandom really wishes she wouldn’t. 

Day 60: From the fanfic policing front: Author gets such harsh attacks for writing Lexamy they pull the fic. 

Day 61: S3 DVD is out! Deleted scenes reheat old rage. While Ricky retweets shade about him not being in the bloopers.

Day 62: #OlicityMafiaExposedClexaParty happens. CL fandom first fandom ever to cheat in a poll. 

Day 64: She said “ship”.

Day 65: Whole fandom aflame over the shit/ship debacle. Shit memes everywhere. Aaron doesn’t give a SHIT. Eliza probably avoids her mentions. Tumblr births Bellarke Drags. The best of days.

Day 66: clexasources promotes WB survey asking people to criticise show. Eliza shall be saved by cancellation. 

Day 67: ELSchaaf claims Eliza speaks condescendingly of Bellarke because she’s threatened by Bob’s popularity. Fandom appalled. In conjunction CLs figure out ELSchaaf is involved with Unity Days. 

Day 68: ELSchaaf on tumblr rampage, invites haters to call her names at con in person. Unity Days reacts swiftly and removes ELSchaaf. 

Day 70: Bellarke Shit necklace sparks controversy. 

Day 73: Wizard Con: Marie says Clarke has *nappy* hair which Eliza laughs at. Racism outrage in some fandom corners. 

Day 75: Jason’s SDCC talk about bi-Clarke getting “with everyone” resurfaces. Not the most well received. clexasources deactivates after Bob+Eliza photo post leads to attacks by followers.  

Day 78: Supposed insider troll Jason Blue stirs up rumour drama of Octavia dying. 

Day 82: Bellarke fanart repurposed as Braven fanart. Bob-birthday charity criticised for being organised by a BC shipper. 

Day 84: Pedowitz stands behind show at TCAs, does neither criticise nor cancel it on the spot, as some had hoped. 

Day 103: Fanfic policing, part 2: Bellamy goes down on Clarke in the commander’s throne. People - ignorant of the concept of *fanfiction* - are mad. 

Day 106: Eliza posts candid pic with guy-boy-friend. Apparently this makes her a lesser lgbt+ ally. 

Day 111: Fanfic’s blowjobgate! Briller&Harper fic on kinkmemes ignites long and nasty Bellarke fanfic community wars. Who gets to and with whom and with how many is not the author’s choice alone. 

Day 125: Tumblr aflame over Bellamy hating Aurora Blake, with usual shades of misogyny and racism. 

Day 130: HYPE article about ADC at Copenhagen Con calls out fans for slightly inappropriate fan behavior. More inappropriate fan behavior in reaction leads to article edits. 

Day 132: Kim retweets Fa Panini’s cute Becho fanart. BC fandom takes that as confirmation of things to come. Mild panic. 

Day 135: A clearly mangled and misrepresented SDCC comment about Clarke and love interest in S4 causes freakout. Because fandom will forever step into all clickbait traps willingly. 

Day 144: The usual bi-monthly kerfuffle about Clarke being forgotten as bi-rep in article. 

Day 145: Layne Morgan sick of TV bi girls ending up with men. Not that stats have discredited this stereotype at all. 

Day 155: Supposed insider troll Jason Blue claims insider cancellation knowledge. Insider arguments quickly debunked. 

Day 159: Photoshopped Variety tweet circulates, claiming show cancellation. Mo Ryan refutes it. 

Day 165: Lindsey stumbles into sexypilgrim drama. Apologises later for wishing people would get involved in causes beyond online outrage. 

Day 166: Press day! Drama day! Fandom-uneducated Nadia voices “Luna is stronger than Lexa”. She may forever feel the consequences. 

Day 167: Nadia tweets “Fiction”, deletes account. #NadiaDeactivatedParty follows. Eliza and later Arryn claim account is fake. Fandom thinks Eliza would rather lie than defend Nadia and her anti-Lexa statement. 

Day 170: Meanwhile in the fanfic warzone: “Bellamy rapes Lexa” gets countered with “Lexa castrates Bellamy”. 

Day 190: Bob reaches annual patience-for-twitter threshold, carries out annual twitter deactivation. States he was made to join. Fandom: lol, ok, see you in a bit. 

Day 199: Bellarke and Clexa both in same Hottest-Ships-of-the-Year list. But fandom can’t share nice things. 

Day 201: Guess who’s back on twitter, guys?

Day 216: BC-shipping jewellery artist called out for making money off Clexa art. Not allowed in the age of receipts. 

Day 219: In spirit of Christmas, Aaron issues Lexa apology. Fandom - less spirited - counters it’s 9 months too late, and never enough. 

Day 221: Katie affirms in slightly too bitter way that show is more than just Clexa. Bad move, girl.

Day 222: (@)bellamysbriller - whom Katie retweeted the day before - is exposed for catfishing and bullying. 

Day 228: More jewellery controversies, as jewellery donations to charities can only come from people who’ve never made controversial statements. 

Day 233: clexaspoilers surfaces, claims access to screeners, reveals Clexa parts. Fandom calls it baiting to make them watch, even though account claims now they DON’T have to watch. 

Day 238: BC fandom gets high on SHE HAS BELLAMY, and actually manages to trend for once. Stunning friends and foes alike.

Day 241: Unity Days report of Lindsey supposedly saying Bellarke is boring. Lindsey gets attacked and goes on twitter detox. BC fandom to blame.

Day 243: Fourth hiatus hack! Ricky’s phone. Beware of Ricky nudes. 

Day 245: Alycia’s management removes The 100 from “known for” section on IMDB. BCers shocked, CLs shrug. 

Day 248: BCers think 600 cookies might be helpful for show renewal. Laughs and eyerolls all around.

Day 249: S4 poster arrives. Cast, writers and fans partake in a who’s-who guessing game with silhouettes. Body shaming leads to #titsoutforeliza, someone leaks S4 callsheets and Funko whitewashes Raven and Bellamy. A busy day.

Day 252: CLs set up White House petition to get Jason fired. A single signature last we checked. 

Day 257: Final hiatus day: (@)the100leaked pops up to generously leak part of the Season 4 finale script and cause mass hysteria. Tadaaaaa! 

And that’s it! See you all next hiatus! Just kidding. I accept more entries, if you can link me to the evidence.

[overwhelmedbyfeels]

Carlos I'm so tired and sad. I can't believe it's 2017 and we're STILL watching Zayn get dragged through the mud with no way out. I've been sick to my stomach for days, I can't believe how exhausting it must be for him to have all of his fans who should know better stabbing him in the back because they're apparently too dumb to get it and Zayn suffers while NO ONE is even talking about what she did anymore and SHE FUCKING STARTED IT!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I know, Marisa. Same here. He’s again the scapegoat, taking the brunt for someone else. I’ve seen some posts by people outside the fandom and it’s always attacking him and MAYBE placing a side note that he started it. WHEN that does happen. It seems to be more about him getting flack for defending “girlfriend” than anything else. Some are always looking for a way to demonise him further, and his shitty team are just giving that people ammunition.

It’s sad all around. People who have followed him for years are all turning on him as well, like this isn’t something they’ve seen before. I know not everyone will question what they’re sold (not advisable), but the discrepancy between what “he” spews on social media and what we see is too big to ignore. And regardless whether people believe it or not, it doesn’t change his team’s awful work. HER team’s awful work. That was offensive; own it and apologise. Don’t try to sweep it under the rug! Don’t go around tweeting about dolls or posting random “cute” pics.

I do reckon that if I were to take everything at face’s value, I would be gone, too. His public image is a skip on fire and there’s no effort to fix that. What’s his team doing? Besides pocketing their pay packet, I mean. What’s even the point of having such a glorious “new” team that lets everything happen again and again like his “old” one? What kind of ‘six of one, half a dozen of the other’ shit is this? Would he be that incompetent to willingly do something like that? (I like to give him more credit than that.)

Meanwhile, the source of this fire is prancing around the prairies, letting her ‘white knight’ take the fall for her. It sure must feel nice to do all kinds of thing and not face any consequences. Sounds almost like—*gasps* where’s that last anon?—privilege! Ah! To be young, rich, famous and hot.

[ahopkins1965]

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Clarence L. Haynes Jr. | Contributing Writer

Thursday, May 28, 2020

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Revelation is the final chapter. It’s the book that closes out the Bible, the one book in the Bible that many people are afraid to read. I guess the many symbols and images can be overwhelming and somewhat scary. Ultimately when you understand the true meaning of the book – when you know whose side you are on – that fear will turn to joy and expectation.

The goal today is not to give you a deep dive into the entire book, even though I will give you a brief synopsis. Today we want to look a little bit closer and learn more about the person who wrote Revelation. You will find the identity of the writer in Revelation 1:4. That person was John.

Who Was John?

In the New Testament, you just can’t say John wrote the book because there were a few important people named John in that time. The author of Revelation is the apostle John, or as he called himself the disciple whom Jesus loved. John is the author of five books in the New Testament:

- The Gospel of John (this is where he identifies himself as the disciple whom Jesus loved)

- 1 John

- 2 John

- 3 John

- Revelation

John was one of the twelve disciples, but he was also part of the “inner circle” along with Peter and James. They had the privilege of experiencing things with Jesus that the other disciples didn’t. One of the greatest of these happened when they were with Jesus on the mountain and saw his transfiguration. You can read about it in Matthew 17, Mark 9, and Luke 9.

Interesting enough, even though John was an eyewitness to this event he chose not to write about it in his own gospel. Some scholars suggest that the influence of this event is not captured in one instance in John’s gospel account. They say it is a recurring theme that flows throughout his entire book. Nevertheless, this “inner circle” apostle is the same John who wrote Revelation.

Where Did John Write Revelation?

The book of Revelation was written around AD 95. Prior to him writing the book, there was a time of tremendous persecution in the church. At this time, the ruling Roman emperor was Domitian. John was persecuted because he was fulfilling his mission, preaching the gospel and making disciples. As part of his persecution, he was exiled to the island of Patmos. He refers to this in the first chapter of Revelation:

“I, John, your brother and companion in the suffering and kingdom and patient endurance that are ours in Jesus, was on the island of Patmos because of the word of God and the testimony of Jesus” (Revelation 1:9).

Patmos was a small penal colony to which John was banished. I guess this was the emperor’s method of trying to shut him down and silence him. What’s interesting to note is that in this place of exile and banishment, God gave him this great revelation. It is just a reminder that your circumstances don’t limit God from using you or revealing truth to you. God is greater than your circumstances.

How Did John See the Things Written in Revelation?

Early in chapter 1 of the book we discover the way John wrote the book. Surprisingly, it came by revelation (I guess naming the book wasn’t very difficult). Here is how it happened in John’s words:

“On the Lord’s Day I was in the Spirit, and I heard behind me a loud voice like a trumpet, which said: ‘Write on a scroll what you see and send it to the seven churches: to Ephesus, Smyrna, Pergamum, Thyatira, Sardis, Philadelphia and Laodicea” (Revelation 1:10-11).

John was caught up in the Spirit and he was instructed to write all the things he saw. He was creating a written record of the things God was about to reveal to him. I often wonder with many of the things he saw, how much his mind must have been blown. Unbeknownst to him, he was writing about things that would happen thousands of years into the future. What an incredible challenge.

Imagine if you lived in the 1930’s and you had to describe at that time the internet, smartphones or even drones. What language would you use to describe that? What point of reference or imagery would you use to describe this flying spider looking thing. This was part of John’s challenge, describing things thousands of years into the future with language and references of the first century AD. Yet he succeeded because he was guided by The Holy Spirit, who I guess you could say is technically the one who wrote Revelation.

How Can We Trust That John's Visions Are Reliable?

What’s very interesting about this book is that John has an encounter with Jesus again in the first chapter. Remember John had a very unique perspective of Jesus. He saw him in his natural form as a human; he also saw him transfigured and in all his glory. Let’s look at this encounter:

“I turned around to see the voice that was speaking to me. And when I turned I saw seven golden lampstands, and among the lampstands was someone like a son of man, dressed in a robe reaching down to his feet and with a golden sash around his chest. The hair on his head was white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters. In his right hand he held seven stars, and coming out of his mouth was a sharp, double-edged sword. His face was like the sun shining in all its brilliance. When I saw him, I fell at his feet as though dead. Then he placed his right hand on me and said: ‘Do not be afraid. I am the First and the Last. I am the Living One; I was dead, and now look, I am alive for ever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and Hades. ‘Write, therefore, what you have seen, what is now and what will take place later” (Revelation 1:12-19).

I believe that when John saw this vision of Jesus, his mind went back to that mountaintop experience. I believe the combination of being caught up in the spirit and this encounter with Jesus gave John the confidence to write, and more importantly gives us the confidence to believe what he wrote.

What Is the Message of Revelation?

The message of Revelation is a simple one with a lot of challenging symbolism. The message is about what is to come. John is writing in two spaces: what was happening then and what would happen in the future. The book gives a picture of what will happen as we close the doors on human history as we know it and we look forward with anticipation to Jesus’ second coming.

John describes in detail a period of tribulation that will come upon the earth, that will be unmatched when compared to any other time in human history. He gives us insight into the events that will take place leading up to the very moment when Jesus again returns as he promised he would do. What John also describes is what happens after that, and then ultimately the judgement of Satan and all who choose not to follow Christ.

Finally, he ends with the beauty of heaven and the wonderful things God has in store for those who love him. If there is one message that Revelation emphasizes I believe it’s found in chapter 22:

“The angel said to me, ‘These words are trustworthy and true. The Lord, the God who inspires the prophets, sent his angel to show his servants the things that must soon take place.’ ‘Look, I am coming soon! Blessed is the one who keeps the words of the prophecy written in this scroll” (Revelation 22:6-7).

Jesus is coming soon. In light of this truth, the question that remains, that only you can answer, is how will you live your life?

Knowing who wrote Revelation, the apostle John, knowing the message of Revelation that Jesus is coming soon, ask yourself now: What’s next? I mentioned earlier that the book of Revelation can be scary, depending on whose side you are on. If you are on Jesus’ side, here is good news – you win. This is a story that truly ends well for those in Christ. You have nothing to fear. God has nothing but the best planned for those who love him. When he comes that will be a glorious day. I pray that we would all labor for the cause of Christ until he comes. It will be worth it all in the end.

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Clarence L. Haynes Jr. is a rising speaker, teacher, author and co-founder of The Bible Study Club. He has spent more than 30 years serving the body of Christ in various capacities and has just released his first book, The Pursuit of Purpose. If you have ever struggled trying to find God’s will, this book will help you discover the different ways God leads you into his perfect will. To learn more about his ministry please visit clarencehaynes.com.

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“O death, where is thy sting? O grave where is thy victory?” - I Corinthians The written word is painfully ill-suited to convey the textured nuance and layered complexity of human communication, in its glorious fullness. Irony, sarcasm, and the way we display one emotion to guard another...these are all part of the beautiful way we Homo sapiens communicate. Much of this nuance is achieved through non-verbal means, whether it be visual cues, or the aural cues found in the rise and fall, timbre, or breathiness of a voice, or in countless other ways. I often reflect on this when I hear about the tweets of the man who currently lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, especially when weighed against that same man’s outrageous speech and behavior at his political rallies. I am intentionally NOT a follower, but it would be nearly impossible to not know about them - that in itself says so much. It becomes glaringly obvious when staffers write Tweets meant to make him “relatable” (like his tweet about A$AP Rocky) and when he becomes that most dangerous of combinations: unhinged and unmanaged; and writes something more dark, more genuine, and more revealing, like his reprehensible language inviting Americans to leave their own native land and “go back” to some other country, all because they do not look like his small-minded idea of what an American should look, think, and behave like. Sadly, many Americans find connection in his words, written or otherwise, and there has been much hypothesizing about how influential his hate speech would be to his followers. How far would they go? Unfortunately, the question has some very dark answers, and the freakishly tragic answers to that question keep coming with greater frequency. Even the most willfully ignorant observer finds it difficult to ignore the evidence. When the suspects of more than one mass shooting subscribe to the verbatim philosophy, language, tenets, and policies elevated by the POTUS himself, there can be no denying the connection. At this point, we can no longer delude ourselves into believing we are still in some earlier time of hypothetical what-ifs and the ‘gaming-out’ of different ghoulish scenarios in regards to the behavior of Trump followers in the wake of his dog whistling and race-baiting speech. We are no longer in a time of predictions. We are in a time of analysis. The truth is we’ve been at this point for a very long time, but even the most aloof onlooker really has to work hard to not notice on days like this. Back to my point on language, I often run into friends who jokingly comment on my seemingly shameless anger they glean from my posts, but as I already said, the written word often misses the precise mark. What the reader sees as anger can often be anxiety and fear. And I know that these days when I wake up and type what guides my spirit in the moment, it is my fear that consumes me. Fear as an American witnessing the shameless unraveling of the pillars of our democracy, fear as a gay Black man who cannot escape the ‘othering’ of his very person and will always be amongst the most obvious and identifiable of targets to the xenophobic, racist, and/or homophobic bully. And They will always come for me and my kind first, so my fear is of an existential nature. So you may read unlimited anger, but I’m telling you it’s more often panic and fear - especially because so many of you don’t seem to notice or (this is the most frightening of all) you don’t seem to care (enough). Fear as a human sharing my vulnerability in the presence of others (like being willing to stand naked in public or willing to risk ridicule and rejection - these are my Kryptonite) because the older I get, I’m learning that the only way to live the life that enrages my demons and gladdens my angels is to walk in my truth. It is the only way I can sleep at night and hold my head a little higher in the day. The fear and the anger and the anxiety are determined to do their toll, one way or another. That is an energy none of us can wish, pray, or ignore away. The power we possess is in our choice to hold it all in and let the damage be on us or to be vulnerable and open and honest about it and hope that the energy dissipates in some healthy useful way. The other risk we take is that the dissipation can be ugly and unhealthy when we put it back out into the world. That is what is happening with these misguided men. They are releasing a horrendous pain out into the world, because they can no longer bear their loneliness, their deprivation, and their feeling of being wronged in this life, and along comes a voice and a movement that gives them permission to wallow in righteous anger and preys on their brokenness - it is a harmonic convergence of vulnerability, toxicity, and ignorance that comprises the recipe for the tragic events of Gilroy and El Paso and Charlottesville and countless other places. To say that I feel sympathy for these men would be an awful exaggeration...I don’t even want to use the word ‘empathy’, but in a some ways I do understand the genesis of their mental and emotional depravity. This year in particular has been one monumental cosmic mindfuck. I have experienced unexpected loss, the stripping away, paring down, and letting go of so many things I thought were prerequisites to the defining of me...all of it as the universe keeps whittling me down to my most bare essentials. And somehow I know I’m still not done - there is a transformation afoot and I am being shown who I am and am not, what I can live with and without, who is and isn’t essential in my life. The gift of such a time is that I’m also being offered a newfound clarity in my life’s priorities. I am not my progeny - I am childless. And I am not the lesser half of a spouse - I am single. I am not my next cool gig. I am not my last cool gig. I am not Big Joe or Skinny Joe - I am at all times wonderfully and simply Joe. I am not my casual acquaintances. And I am still me, even when my most cherished friends and loved ones leave my life one way or another. I am still me, when my physical ‘stuff’ gets lost or stolen or broken or misplaced. I am not my wealth or lack thereof. I am vulnerable, sensitive, still somewhat broken, talented, opinionated, imperfect, sassy, intelligent, on-a-journey Joe. All day and everyday. Occasionally I go through my photos on my phone as I did the other day. Each time I notice something cool or interesting about the collection in its entirety. This time I was struck by how many pictures I am embracing or being embraced by someone. I thought I had a bunch of selfies on my phone, but my pics tell a different story. I am a man who defines himself through the relationships in his life. I am my friends. I am my loved ones. It is in the company of others that I truly flourish. As much as I regard myself as a loner, I need that human interaction to thrive - just like all humans, I need to relate. It is that same need that I believe drives so many to become hypnotized by the sinister words of POTUS. Young White males who feel alone, abandoned, forgotten, left behind, denied entry into a life of unearned entitlement that is their perceived birthright ....these vulnerable individuals find connection and kinship in his racist and nationalistic hate-speech. The point is that I can relate to loss and loneliness and feeling robbed of one’s things and even one’s very station in life. That kind of pain has a universality to it, but the myriad ways we choose to let it manifest in our lives can have consequences that go far beyond our personal spheres of influence. Sometimes the unhealthiness of our coping skills has irreversibly tragic outcomes. A friend used to always end his emails with the famous Horace Mann quote “be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.” I was so moved by it that I stole the idea (like 100% of the truly wise and impressive things I share) and started ending my own letters and email with the same quote. I’ve since stopped using the quote that way but it popped into my head today. The funny thing is that when I first heard it, I thought “some victory” equated with a grand feat. Anything less than Nobel-laureate-worthy work, or some act that would garner the attention and praise of a thankful public was not qualified to fulfill the task. I needed to write a symphony, run for office, cure something, write the next great American novel or do some other noteworthy deed. Today when I read the same exact words and measure them against the ugliness and tragedy of the world around me, my concept of “some victory” alters. When my portion is fully rendered and I am weighed in the balance for the last time who is the man others will describe? Did his arms stiffen and perpetually keep others at length or did those arms endlessly seek to embrace, comfort, and help others? Did that man walk in the fullness of his truth or did he wither in fear? Was he a model of good citizenship, to the best of his ability, for the next generation to witness or did he leave them to figure it out all on their own? Did he steward his world and his wisdom and then selflessly pass it on or did he selfishly hoard it, taking it all to the grave? Today I am convinced Mann’s ‘victory’ is in our successfully living better today than we did yesterday. I believe that when we are willing to be vulnerable and walk in our truth we can access a compassion for others such as the immigrant, the less advantaged, or whomever we deem the ‘other’, and simultaneously we can show the Patrick Crusiuses of the world a better way forward than the cruel narrow path our failed current leaders have set before these at-risk individuals. The deed is done, so there is no saving this particular man and the lives he has taken, but perhaps we can channel our righteous anger for some other future good and save the next scared, lonely, and angry individual from making the same sick choice. There are untold lives at stake. Yes, we should be ashamed to die, not having “won some victory for humanity.” But the victory is nearer and more immediate than we think. The victory is in our personal living and the battle rages on at the core of our collective soul. More than our thoughts and prayers, this world could use our better living and a greater expression of our humanity. “Be ashamed to die, until you have won some victory for humanity.” - Horace Mann