#but hesploro please post them one at a time THIS *dies*

[skyland2703]

I have decided to drown you in Javelia incorrect quotes until you can only breath on them and your despises oxygen.

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Amelia: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Javi: WHY?!

Amelia: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

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Javi: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Amelia: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Javi: I don't know, surprise me!

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Javi: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Amelia: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Javi: Yes.

Amelia: I'd sleep.

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Amelia: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Javi: Hi.

Amelia: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Javi: I fell—

Amelia: From heaven?

Javi: No, I literally fell—

Amelia: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Javi: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Amelia: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Amelia: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Javi: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Amelia: I said within reason, Javi. How about I murder that guy?

Javi: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Amelia: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Amelia: Fight me!

Javi: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Javi: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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Amelia: Relationships should be 50/50. Javi cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty and Waffles eats the waffles straight from the waffle maker.

(Edited quote)

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Javi: Is something burning?

Amelia, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Javi: Amelia, Waffles is literally on fire.

Waffles: *screm*

(Edited quote (don’t worry, Waffles is fine)

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Amelia: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Javi: *steps on Waffles’ tail and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Amelia: That one. I want that one.

(Again, edited quote)

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Amelia, trying to flirt with Javi: I think both of our families suck.

(Is this one technically Izzy bashing..? Idk)

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Javi: I have feelings for you.

Amelia: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Amelia: This date is boring!

Javi: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Amelia: Then why did you invite me?

Javi: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Javi I'll do whatever I want!

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End.

Yus

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