#but here goes nothing

[manfuckthisimout]

I promise to god if that man looked at me like this?

FOLDED IMMEDIATELY!

Let me take you through my mid for a moment:

Yoongi doesn’t argue.

He simply doesn’t have the energy to waste on something little and petty like that.

Unless it’s something relationship changing, he’s not going to dwell on it. He prefers to squash the little stuff in favor of peace and solitude.

But that doesn’t mean you can talk crazy to him.

“You know what, fuck the dinner! I don’t care anymore, you can starve for all I care!” Yoongi has been coming home late for three days now, often taking his work home with him. You came into his home studio to ask him what he wanted you to make for dinner, but you were only met with short answers. “Like I said babe, make whatever you want. I’m gonna eat it regardless, just lemme finish this.”

Yoongi was knee deep in producing something or another for some artist in the industry. His work was superb, but he often threw himself into it, often neglecting eating or sleeping for hours at a time. You just wanted to sit down and have a nice meal with your boyfriend, is that too much to ask? “I’m asking you because I want to make something you’d eat now, not after I go to bed.” You spat, eyes narrowed into slits. “I’m still gonna eat regardless, what does it matter the time?” Yoongi replies, his voice cool. You can’t see his expression, for his back is turned to you, but you just know that furrow that appears when he’s focused on two things at once is present between his brows.

You storm over beside his desk, forfeiting your position in the doorway a few seconds prior. “I know you eat Yoongi, but it’s timing that matters! You can’t keep neglecting your needs for some stupid beat that will still be here tomorrow!” You holler, your frustration getting the better of you. His eyebrows raised at the mention of his name. You kept going, “Y’know, why is it you keep bringing this shit home anyway? Are you too busy at work doing something else than get this done? Or someone? Am I not enough for you anymore Yoongi? Is that it?” You seethe.

Yoongi’s head whipped up and over to you so fast you hardly saw it happen. His chair was turned around now, parallel to you standing beside his desk.“What did you say? Say it again.” He says, his voice dangerously low. He was looking at you, daring you to make your assumption again. You were taken aback, almost tripping over his chair due to the sheer closeness of him. But stupidly, you did not yield. “Are you sleeping with another girl! Is that why you seemingly never have anytime for me anymore?” You hiss. His brows raise further, pinching at the top of his forehead to make wrinkles in his skin. He looks positively bewildered, speechless by your audacity.

You two stay like what feels like an eternity. Not blinking, hardly breathing. Suddenly Yoongi turns in his chair and unceremoniously closes his laptop. He’s up and out to his chair a moment later, and approaching you. Cornering you onto the couch that sits besides his desk. “You think…I would cheat on you? Over something as petty as dinner?” His voice is still that same tone, and you suddenly feel like prey about to get eaten whole by its predator. You’re fucked. Suddenly your knees are weak and you can feel your heart hammering in your chest. Yoongi’s eyes are slits, his brows still in that same pinch from when he was sitting down.

“I get the taking care of myself part. I get you wanted to do something nice for me. But assuming I’m cheating on you because I took home some work? I don’t know how you could think that,” Yoongi says, cool and collected. He’s cornered you so far that you’ve fell onto the couch, on your back, facing him. He climbs on top of you. Lowers his face inches from yours. “I have everything I need laying out in front of me. Why would I ever step out?” He says softly.

You’re speechless, a flush crept onto your cheeks. You can feel his breath fanning over you. He’s looking deep into your eyes, following your head movements to keep the contact going. “Answer me, hm? Why would I do that?” Yoongi leans down to press fleeting kisses into your neck. “I-I don’t know…” You say, meek and shy with your words. You feel like an idiot for ever thinking it. Here is this man, tired, hungry—still proving to you that he loves you no matter what.

“You don’t know and..?” Yoongi replies. He pulls from your neck, resting his lips onto your forehead. “I was silly for thinking it. I-I know you would never do that to me. I’m sorry honey.” Yoongi pecks your forehead, leaning back to look at you. He smiles. “I forgive you. Just—don’t do that to me again, please? I don’t know if my heart can take it.” You nod. “Can I have a kiss?” You ask, shyly looking into his eyes. “Of course my love.”

Note: I’ve never written anything this long! (At least not about yoongi lol) this was going to be short like the rest of my content, but it turned into this.

I hope you enjoy!

[humblepoet26]

Praised be the butch who attempted lingerie? ❤️🍒❣️🍎

[anastasia-orlov]

Tiktok kinda hates me, in the last two days I got so many anti Nesta on my FYP.

And seeing at least few of them till the end got me in to thinking.

What are reasons that I love her so, so much. Like seriously people she is my “roman empire” and she is not even real. And I came to this conclusion.

Nesta might be not a “good” person in the sense of how you portray heroes in the media as a whole.

But she is without doubt the most interesting and best written character in the whole series. At least in my opinion.

There are characters who are likable or a few of them were interesting for a period of time but somehow they lost their emotions and personality along the way. They became somehow empty and hollow. And at least me myself lost the connection to them, lost the ability to feel for them.

Nesta is through the whole series someone who brings strong emotions out of me and to the story itself be it negative or positive.

She is someone who brings conflict and realness. And that I find most refreshing is. She is someone who self-reflects her own persona and one of the few characters who actually feel remorse. Her wrongdoings aren’t romanticized, there isn’t some pretty excuse for it. She did wrong things because she did wrong things, just like that.

She is gray not as “morally grey” but gray like a real human being. If you think about it we as humans are all somewhere in the gray area. I think not one of us sees himself or herself as just bad or evil person. We all have reasons for the things we do.

And Nesta is a perfect character to show that.

And I am sorry but even-though she is a real bitch sometimes and even tough she is absolutely not the perfect “good” person for me she is the only, reason I stayed with this series as long as I did. Like seriously THE ONLY reason.

I love her because she is the most interest in most captivating and the best written character. That’s it, that’s the reason.

[i-wanna-die-like-now]

(Context for the art I guess??)

His breathing was coming out fast and hard with no sign of slowing down, Jazz had no idea how to calm him down, he was a blubbering mess.

“Danny please calm down, what happened? What can I do?”

“They- I knew that-” breaking down into sobs again Jazz pulled him closer, running her hands up and down his back as he tried to even out his breath. “I knew it was going to happen at some point but..” burying his face in his hands Danny caves in on himself further. “They shot me.” panic replaces her confusion,

“Who!? Danny-”

“Mom and dad.” his voice broke slightly, “I knew it would happen, I knew it but.. It still hurts Jazz.”

“I'll grab the first-” as she went to stand up Danny pulled her back down,

“Not physically.” looking down at her broken brother Jazz had no idea what to do, she too knew it would happen eventually, why had she never made a plan? Resting her cheek on his head she pulls him against her in a hug, they ended up sitting on her cold bedroom floor like that for hours with no sound but the soft cries from her brother and the hesitant words of reassurance.

When he retreated into his own room for the night Jazz made sure to tuck him in with a small kiss in between his brows and an I love you whispered over her shoulder.

Only when he was out of sight did Jazz let her own eyes shed tears as she curled up in her own bed dreading to see the faces of their parents in the morning.

[gunkyengines]

Genuine curiosity talking here, to those who see this post within the community: what do you classify as a proshipper and/or an anti? because there's never any consistency in the definitions I see, and because of that I have a subzero understanding of what most of the discourse actually is about. I feel I'm a little removed from the situation because I'm not necessarily aligned with anything bc of the lack of ideological read I'm getting from it. Only rule on this post is to not start discourse on it, I'm fucking begging, just let me know how you define the terms.

[blueheronpronouns]

One of my friends said that Pearl (from the hit game series Splatoon) has the same energy as Angela (from the hit YouTube channel Smosh) and something possessed me to create this,,,, (image under cut cause it's really big for some reason)

[beygrade]

Mayblade 2023 Day 24: Memories

Title- Alcohol: Mankind's worst enemy

@may-blade

***

Tala sat cross-legged on the couch; his fingers closed around the vodka bottle. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

Beside him, Kai frowned and leaned back, the look on his face contemplative. “No, but it hurt when I crashed your car. I almost broke my leg.”

“Oh, sexy,” Tala said absently. “Forget rash driving, they should revoke your license for driving so many girls crazy. That’s more illegal.”

The recording ended abruptly, and present-day Tala stared at the screen in horror. The blood rushed to his face. The whole team had been drinking last night, and he had no memories whatsoever of what had transpired. Tala suppressed a groan. He’d been hitting on Kai, of all people? What was wrong with him?

Tala dared to cast Kai a sideways glance now, but the latter’s expression was as unreadable as ever. Bryan, however, seemed to have no qualms about embarrassing Tala further. Some spaghetti strands were still on Bryan’s hair- a result of the food fight he’d gotten into with Ian earlier. Before Tala could point this out, however, Bryan drew his phone back, and doubled over with laughter.

“What are those pick-up lines?” Bryan wheezed. “I didn’t know you were this bad, Tala.”

Tala, in response, scowled at Kai. “What the hell was that bullshit about crashing my car, shithead?”

Kai glanced back at Tala, eyes narrowed. “Never try to sweet talk to me again. You’re lucky I was too drunk to gag.”

Why are these idiots so hung up on the least important issue here? Tala thought irritably.

“Like you’re one to talk,” Bryan said, with a snort. “You didn’t realize he was flirting with you despite the fact that he used the most overused pick-up lines in the history of overused pick-up lines.”

Kai threw Bryan a look, but before he could retort, Tala muttered, “Don’t change the topic. Why the hell didn’t you mention you got into a car crash until now?”

“It wasn’t a car crash,” Kai replied. “Just a couple of dents. Don’t start bitching. I got them fixed already.”

Tala’s brows rose. “That’s not the problem here, dumbass. Your leg-”

“Don’t start fussing over me either,” Kai said, crossing his arms. “I’m fine.”

Tala sighed with exasperation. “I’m never lending you my car again.”

“Good to know you don’t condone rash driving, after all,” Bryan said, with a smirk.

Tala glared at him. “You’re never going to let me live this down, are you?”

Bryan burst into laughter again, and Tala shook his head, exasperated. He hated drinking, alright. Tala was what people called a ‘lightweight’, and the slightest bit of alcohol got him high. The worst part was not even the hangover that’d follow, but the fact that he had no recollection of what happened. Had he done something more embarrassing than hitting on Kai? Maybe it was for the best that he didn’t remember. The only way to preserve his sanity would be to not dig further into those memories.

[spookysushi]

Oh god

[flusteredbard]

SHOP RE-OPENING!!

I have some very exiting news… after a long hiatus I will be re-opening my Etsy store! I am so thrilled to bring back my stickers with much higher quality materials AND I will be working with a manufacturer for the first time to make charms, standees and even pencil cases! It will be opening in just a few weeks and your support would mean the world to me! I’m a small queer independent artist not doing this for any profit but simply because I love the fandoms and communities I create for. This is my first venture into outsourcing and I’m very nervous to open up after over a year of being away. You can support me by sharing my art on here or even favoriting my shop before the update. The fandoms that are currently going to be available upon re-opening are:

Control (stickers, lanyard keychains)

Mischief (stickers, keychains, standees)

Taskmaster (lanyard keychain)

Hlvrai (stickers)

Root (stickers)

Wolf 359 (stickers)

And more to come! Thank you all for sticking with me and be on the look out for the designs that are coming! 

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[ponds-of-ink]

Going off a Tales from the Pizzaplex lore leak and building a (very guesstimating) theory.

No Spoiler TL;DR: I was very wrong about part of an SB theory that I’ve had for months now (Maybe even a year?). However, not all of that theory is lost… yet. Below is an attempt to make crucial corrections to my theory with the new info despite only knowing certain things. That’s pretty much it.

Okay, for anyone who’s either not scared about getting spoiled and/or has already seen the leaks for GGY, here’s the deal.

I was wrong about Patient 46 being Vanny. And I’m absolutely sorry if I made way too strong of a case for it for anyone who’s followed me and seen that theory. Granted, many theorists didn’t have much to go off of at the time ig, but I still feel like I need to own up and apologize up front.

The good news is, weirdly, Gregory being 46 isn’t that big of a game-breaking deal to me. My worst fear was Eleanor (AKA the Fazbear Frights main antagonist and the one villain I really want to actually throw hands with out of pure, foolish spite) was returning as Gregory. Thankfully, this turned out to be completely false and it was just a theory that I personally brushed aside. And, thanks to re-listening to the Retro CDs as well as this Twitter thread that gives the most likely explanation for the new SB inconsistency plot hole, I think I can revise another part of my old 46 theory. That being the whole court case thing.

In an older theory ramble of mine, I mentioned that there are other things that debunk Vanessa being an Afton as well as the court case still being legit. Because Greg is now confirmed to be 46, I can also say that the likelihood of the court case being Afton’s has increased for me. Mainly because it’s two entirely different characters having the same backstory involving a tragedy with their parents. Of course, Gregory/46’s side is directly stated. However, given the fact that it looks like Glitchtrap was gaining control over both Greg and Ness according to the Twitter OP, it’s starting to sound like Glitch really wanted to get this story out there to someone— anyone— for reasons I’m not sure of yet.

To back up Twitter OP’s claim about it being Glitchtrap controlling two people at similar times, here’s something I noticed when re-listening to the CDs: 46/Greg has an uncomfortable time sitting in the chair during one of his first recorded sessions. Then, a couple sessions later, he’s just relaxing in the same seat without a care in the world. He also starts to act progressively more and more like Glitchtrap from Help Wanted or Vanny from SB. Giggling when he finds out about what happened to the therapists. Reveling in the terrifying chaos going down in the Pizzaplex. Even sticking to be absolutely mute, but still communicating in some way. As much as the fandom jokes (joked?) about him being a destructive agent of chaos, I can guarantee you that the actual Gregory was only lost, very confused, and trying to be brave during the actual game.

Also, it was recently confirmed in the FNAF Encyclopedia that Vanessa is Vanny. And, since Vanny’s been established to be controlled (to some degree) by Glitchtrap, then that means Vanny is still present in the tapes. Just not in the way we thought, I guess. Huh.

Speaking of Vanessa, I also noticed something during her side. The further we go into her part of the story, the more tired and flat-sounding her voice becomes. I did also bring this up in my older theory as Glitchtrap controlling her— But I thought it was only temporary. Turns out this “flat-tone Vanessa” stuck around for a lot longer than I thought… And she acts more like William himself than Glitchtrap, which is even stranger. Insisting that she works a lot, refusing candy because of calories while 46 eagerly takes some candy, saying that she doesn’t like dark basements (which could be a whole lot of things, knowing William’s history), etc. It almost sounds like there’s two separate entities controlling one person each…? Unless Glitchtrap’s bringing William’s/his own acting to the next level by trying to mimic them, which is always an option.

But that’s not the topic I’m supposed to be discussing here. Let’s climb out of that rabbit hole and jump back into the court case. The only reason why Vanessa didn’t get called out by anyone for her potential lie is because of her job transfer to the Pizzaplex. If she stayed any longer like Gregory/46 did, then I’m sure the fifth therapist could’ve figured out that both of them could’ve lied. Mainly because the fifth therapist probably looked through her predecessor’s records, found that weird “coincidence”, and decided to confront the only one still in Therapy. An absolute shame that we didn’t get both sides debunked, but at least we’re on the right track now. Maybe Ruin will confirm or deny these suspicions, idk really.

The point is that I’m still convinced that Afton’s backstory involves the court case and 46 being Gregory actually enhanced that for me a bit. Now I’m just stuck here waiting for a potential GGY 2 just to see how Greg got out by the time of SB.

[thedenofravenpuff]

Netværksmøde for aseksuelle i Danmark, på Buens Bogcafe i Aalborg, lørdag den 19. august!

Jeg medbringer hjemmelavet muffins!

Translation: Network meeting for asexuals in Denmark, at Buens Bogcafe in Aalborg, Saturday the 19th of August.

I bring homemade muffins!

[captainbogwitch]

Should done this like a week ago

Posting a snippet of (one of) my Sidlink wip’s everyday until the game comes out

[jemichiart]

I do freelance illustrations and commissions. Most of my art is about animals or fantasy (I love drawing creatures of any kind) and the usual art style is semi-realistic with a cartoony touch and vibrant colors that appeal to the younger audience, for example as book covers or picture book illustrations.

My animal art is also available as prints on INPRNT.

I’m about to publish a pirate fantasy picture book for children. Please follow me for more updates on that. ^^

For those looking for fan art, my current obsessions are Trigun and Don’t Starve. My old main fandoms include One Piece, Digimon, My Hero Academia, Star Wars Rebels, SWTOR, the Thrawn books, and Critical Role.

I have been on Tumblr for years, but because my interests vary and change, and half of my works are original, I don’t have a large following here. This account is for my art only, so it will never spam content, even if we aren’t active in the same fandom at the moment.

Thank you for allowing artists a platform to advertise their works! ❤

If you're an artist and are having trouble building followers, especially if you're new on tumblr or back after leaving, reblog this with some of your art. It will be visible to everyone checking the notes. Everyone keep checking the notes and follow whoever puts their cool art in them. People keep telling me I'm Tumblr famous so maybe this helps!

[fenristheulv]

Hey! I just saw a post that suggested green ad the colour of hope cause its the colour of new growth after a forest fire and stuff(if this interpretation of the poll is incorrrct then shh! I'm running with this), but I've always thought about it as yellow, cause of lights in windows when it's dark out so I've always associated it with heat cause its cold and dark where I live. And now I'm wondering if its a regional connection.

Now, for all others options, please tag what you think, also i understand that "somewhere warm/cold" are subjective but I think of it as if it regularly snows in spring then its cold(for me that's March forward, i know the layout looks a little different in other parts of the world)

Please reblog for a larger sample size

[gendersucksstartaband]

Okay, friends, I'm posting my first Kinktober writing here. It's for #15, which is Bratting/Brat-taming. It's between my two characters Avery and Logan.

Some warnings before we get into it: Avery does slap Logan across the mouth, but it's more meant to stun him than hurt him.

This writing is short, because I'm still figuring out how to write Logan's bratting and how Avery deals with it, but here we go. Posting the prompt under the read more. Enjoy, and please let me know what you think, if you're so inclined. <3

Also tagging @amingusamongus as you were the first person to suggest a number to me. Thank you!!

“If you insist on acting like a brat, I’m going to have to treat you like one,” Avery says testily. He’s not close to snapping at Logan, he has too much self-control for that, but sometimes his pup needs a reminder of who exactly is in charge in their relationship.

Logan opens his mouth to say something snarky, but he doesn’t get a chance because Avery’s hand quickly darts out to smack him across the mouth. It’s not a hard slap, and Avery’s not angry, but it certainly does the job and Logan shuts his mouth, looking stunned as he does so.

“That’s it,” Avery says smugly. “If I knew all it would take to get you to shut up and listen was smacking you on the mouth, I would have done this a while ago.”

Logan narrows his eyes and opens his mouth again, but Avery raises his hand and Logan reluctantly shuts his mouth. Not that he didn’t enjoy the slap, it certainly got him interested, but he knows that Avery doesn’t often choose corporal punishment as how he gets his point across.

Avery smiles then, like he often does when Logan finally obeys him. If it weren’t for Logan’s contrary nature, he’d do whatever it took to keep Avery smiling at him like that. However, considering his difficult nature, Logan often finds himself facing down Avery’s frowns until he corrects his behavior. 

“You’re a good boy,” Avery tells Logan, whose eyes narrow like he’s certain Avery is fucking with him, but he lets Avery continue, “You just need to be reminded of that sometimes, don’t you?”

Not sure if that’s a trick question or not, Logan reluctantly nods, and Avery smiles at him again.

[owocontroversy]

because i'd like to do this on diwali (and also because i'm not very original), here goes...

if this gets 7k posts by jan1st 2024, i'll learn how write a song. and write one. that i'm happy with.

if it gets 10k posts, i'll do my best to produce + record it.