#but he'll still come back obvi

[pinkeoni]

When Will realizes that he has to die 😌

[kittysarchive]

hello kitty I some how crave how is enhypen sugar daddy😭😭😭😏❤

sameeeeeee hope this satifies you!

(i only see the hyung line as sugar daddys sorry)

warnings- smut, drabble, hc, sugar daddy enhypen, sugar baby reader, age gap, power dynamics, all consent obvy

Heeseung

-he will fuck you everyday

-he just can't get enough!

-Heeseung does love to spoil you such as giving you his card, or cash, sending you on a holiday with friends or with him ;)

-But it all comes with a cost

-Thats how you got in the relationship first!

-But really it's simple, let him eat you out, give him a bj or a hj or have sex with him or a heated make out, and whatever you want is yours!

-Heeseung doesn't just want you for your body

-But that could be part of it.....

-He really does lovee you such as your fashion sense, you humour and even just your cute habits!

-But he is still a sugar addy and would want some things

-he also has an age range!

-This dude wants the 'sugar baby'

-Age gaps would be no less then 8 years i think, possibly even 10 years

Jay

-Just like Heeseung....he loves to fuck you

-However, while Heeseung fucks you then lets you get what you want

-Jay will let you get what you want then fuck you

-Not just because he trusts you, but if you run off with his money, he doesn't really care

-BECAUSE

-he's rich and has connections, you'll be giving the money back

-Moving on thooo

-I feel like while Jay loves to spoil you so much!

-I dont think he will give you his card for like a day or whatever

-Because not only is it his money, but he wanst to see you and see how happy you are

-So he'll give you his card and you can go shopping with your friends anx he'll tag along or just go with him

-So that also leads to Jay going on dates and holidays with you and buying you gifts

-But if you really want to go on an all girls trip, he'll let you

-Now about age gaps! Just like Heesueng....but bigger

-Minimin 10 years i think, no if or buts

Jake

-He strays away from the others

-Not by a lot but....

-With jay and heesueng, you either have sex and get the gift or get the gift and have sex after

-With Jake, i think he would rather have sex a few times you know?

-Not all in one day!

-But like over the week, he'll eat you out, next day you give him a bj, later that day you have sex etc

-Because not only does he now not use you for your body

-But gifting you something is more of a reward or as thx

-And he'll give you whatever you want to

-If you want to go on a trip with your friends for like 3 months.....he'll give it to you

-but know! just because he is a sugar daddy doesn't mean he is all mean and takes the daddy title seriously

-No, in fact he will still be playful

-Which is why i see him with a smaller age gap

-Not like 2 years, but the age gap wont be 10 years

-Like 6-8 would be perfect, because while you still have the sugar daddy, he doesn't feel to awkward....you know?

Sunghoon

-Kinda gives the biggest sugar daddy vibes

-Like the one where you sit on his lap while eating or out in public

-Or clearly there is an age gap between you

-Sunghoon gives me the vibe that he'll wear a suit at home, something like that idk

-But moving on

-THIS GUY WILL FALL INTO PUTTY IN YOUR HANDS IF YOU GIVE HIM A BJ

-He may act all cold and harsh on the outside

-But any blowjob you give him

-his money is all yours

-He'll eat you out, you'll give him a handjob and you'll do other sexual acts

-But bjs just hit different with Sunghoon

-It doesn't just feel nicer, but it shows the power

-As he is abover you and your all cute below him

-Oh speaking of that!

-There are big age gaps

-I keep forgetting that sugar dynamics have bug age gaps since i dont see them wanting big age gaps, but Sunghoon would

-I casually see him with a 22 year old gf while he is like 40, something like that

[lacel0veletters]

Iwaizumi Hajime 18+ Alphabet <3

Warnings: smut obvi, Iwaizumi Hajime (27) Athletic Trainer. male/female reader

sorry if there's any typos <3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Your needs will always come first during sex and afterwards, He will make sure that you are taken care of especialy when he goes particurally hard on you.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On you it's your legs, when you wrap them around his head while he eats you out, or when they wrap around his waist while your on your back.

On him it's his arms being able to support you or being able to hold you down when you're being bratty. Not to meantion the amount of work he puts into them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

facials are his favorite thing in the world. Seeing you covered in his cum not something he'll ever get over (has a file on his phone of just pictures of you with his cum all over your face)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Before you even got together he has less that wholesome thoughts about what he wanted to do to you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Somewhat experienced had a girlfriend before you and has had some hookups.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mating press, seeing you and the faces you make showing him how good he's making you feel. this also goes back to his leg thing, having your legs on his shoulders

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's made a couple jokes before but it's not a regular thing, it's not that he's super serious but he's not going to be the most joking partner.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they?)

he's somewhat groomed, and i mean like he's groomed but he will let it grow out a little bit before shaving it down again.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very intamte, he want's to show his love for you in every way even outside of the bedroom, even if he's pounding into you mercerlisly you'll still hear grunts of 'I love you sweet thing' 'you mean everything to me'

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He'll jack off if he's away or if you aren't particurally in the mood, why else would he have those photos of you in his phone.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

sub/dom dynamics, choking, public play, overstim.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Bedroom for the most comfortable experince and longer sessions.

Gym lockeroom is definately another favorite.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you at the gym working out gets him going alone but if someone is looking at you, you will be getting taken to the lockeroom, teasing him, sending nudes while he's with a client..

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

watersports, ageplay, sharing

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He has an oral fixation so he's between your thighs for along time getting as many orgasms from you as he can. Overstimulating you to no end jsut becuase he can't get enough of his mouth on you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually fast and rough but sometimes when he's feeling nice or feels as if he's not loving you enough. He'll be fast but very sensual.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

About half o fthe time that you have sex with Iwa will be quickies mainly because you both are at the gym and he wants to make sure people realize that your his. he does prefer having sex in your house but his possesivness will take over and you end up bent over in the Locker room.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Takes more risks than he's willing to admit, You guys have sex in public fairly often just because 1) you look to damn good for him to say no and 2) because he gets jelous. So he's willing to do risky stuff.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I feel if he's going in without you touching him in anyway he can last around 30 mins, if he got some foreplay maybe 20-25 mins just becuase he's already been worked up a bit.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He owns toys but just for you, Remote control vibrators, dildos, collars you name it he probably has it for you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A tease but not too overbearing with it, maybe like a quick little comment of 'awe is that all you can take baby, c'mon you can take a little more'

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not loud the most you'll get out of him is low grunts.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

the only reason he found out about sub/dom dynamics is makki teasing Iwa for acting like a 'Dom' and it got Iwa curious he looked it up and found out it was something that he was really into.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's packing lets be fr, i'd say almost 6 inches soft and around 6.4 inches hard, with a slight curve to the left.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

If he had it his way you'd be having sex pretty much everyday if not everyday/mulitple times a day, he loves you so muc but he knows that the body needs to take a break.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Will not fall asleep till he knows that you are, but once you are he's out pretty quickly.

[eternal-adoration]

Nanami dating headcanons

Tw: fluffiest fluff I can come up with 😊, grammar mistakes, Nanami being a gentleman 🤧🤧, marriage and mentions of having children, and I think that's it

A/N: I'll maybe write Sukuna headcanons after this one!!

Okay, so first of all, this man would treat you like a PRINCESS!!! Like he's so sweet and patient with you, offering to drive or walk you home after dates or work.

I feel like he'd come to your office during lunchtime to have lunch with you! He'd also do this when you guys are still in the friendzone, saying he believed it was a good way to spend time together (he just wanted an excuse to see you 🫠)

He likes to call you "honey, sweetheart, darling, dearest, my love," and when he's feeling extra intimate he'll call you "my little ray of sunshine" because you always brighten up his days 🥺🥺

He'd take you on all kinds of dates! Such as restaurants, having a picnic, going ice skating (mostly in the winter), watching movies together (mostly at home because he doesn't like how dirty the movie theaters can get sometimes), stargazing, watching the sunset with you, taking a walk through a forest or park, etc!! He's willing to try a lot of things with you, even if it doesn't sound appealing to him the first time 😇!

He really likes baking for and with you! But he wouldn't mind if you decided to surprise him with a tasty treat 😋

He'd totally want to marry you!! I see him as a sort of traditional man, so he'd definitely ask your father/parents for your hand in marriage (your parents are OBSESSED with him, so ofc they'd say yes!!)

Once he has permission, he'll buy you the prettiest ring he can find and plan a trip to Malaysia with you instead of going on the Shibuya mission!🥹

He planned everything perfectly for the proposal! First, you two would enjoy the tanning on the beach, eat fine cuisine (of your choice obvi 😋😋) at a restaurant near y'alls hotel and during sunset he would ask you to take a stroll with him on the beach while watching the sunset!! And when the sun is just on the right angle, he'd give you a whole confession about his love and wishing to take the next step with you before he kneels on one knee and holds out the ring box to you uttering those 4 simple, yet heartwarming words

"Will you marry me?"

And then you guys have the most beautiful wedding you could ever hope for! It's not too big, but not too small, just the perfect number of people are invited for you to feel comfortable! (He really did think about everything!)

After the wedding, he'd dream about saving enough money to quit his job and retire early and have children with you! His heart always melts at the thought of having a little baby boy or girl in his arms :((((( he's so cute I wanna eat him

And when the day arrives and he hears you're pregnant, his eyes brighten up just like when you said yes to his marriage proposal, embracing you in a gentle yet loving hug. Promising to not only you but the baby in your belly too that he'll be the best father he can be

Thank you for reading to the end!

Smooches!! 😚😚

-Misha

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[sissylittlefeather]

Kinktober Day 9: Face Slapping

Dinner is Served (Vince Everett)

Warnings: 18+ minors DNI, cussing, kissing, oral sex (f receiving), p in v penetrative sex, unprotected sex, creampie, teasing, face slapping (obvi)

Word count: ~1.7k

Kinktober Masterlist

You sit on the couch in new lingerie and a silk robe waiting for your husband to get home on your anniversary. Sometimes you wonder what you were thinking when you married Vince Everett, but then you think about how playful and sweet he can be and you forgive him like you always do. Still, you're afraid the dinner you cooked is going to get cold and he won't have time to enjoy your outfit before sitting down to eat. The clock on the wall reads 5:47pm. He was supposed to be home just after 5. You sigh deeply and close your robe just as you hear his key in the door. He walks in and whistles when he sees you. 

"Well, hi honey!" He walks over and puts his hands on your hips, looking you up and down. 

"You're late." You try to keep your face somewhere between a frown and a pout, but the truth is you're just glad he's home. 

"Aw, I'm sorry. Time just got away from me. What's the occasion?" His eyes roam over your body hungrily. 

"What's the...? You forgot!" He raises his eyebrows. 

"Forgot what?"

"Today is the 16th." Realization hits him and he puts his palm on his forehead. 

"Our anniversary! Baby, I'm sorry." His eyes gleam playfully. "You want me to run out and buy a bow and put it on my cock?" 

He knows exactly what to say to make you giggle every time. 

"Vince! You dirty thing, you. Just come eat your dinner." You back away and tie your robe closed. He'll have to wait to enjoy the lingerie. 

In the dining room, he settles in his normal chair and you go to fix him a plate. As you stand staring at the food, though, you have an idea. He forgot your anniversary. You can't let him get off completely free. 

"Where's my plate, honey?" He asks tentatively when he realizes you're back with no food. That's when you slip your robe off and reveal that you've taken your panties off. "Oh..."

You walk over to the table and perch right in front of him, one foot on each arm of his chair. You lean back on your hands and look down at him playfully. 

"Dinner is served." He's positively buzzing with excitement, so he wastes no time in diving into your pussy mouth-first. You moan loudly and drop your head back as he pushes his tongue into your slit and then moves up to swirl it over and around your clit. "Mmm, yes Vince baby, just like that." 

He thrives on the praise and licks you even more fervently than before, trying to bring you to an orgasm as fast as possible. You whimper as you feel it building in your stomach and he slides first one and then two of his fingers up inside you. 

"Is that good, honey? You like it?" He asks sweetly. You nod frantically. 

"Yes, don't stop!" He smiles and goes back to moving his tongue over and around your hardened bud. You gasp and pant and arch your back, so close to your release. "Oh, Vince!" 

Your climax runs through you like electricity, lighting you up from the inside out. He licks you through it, reveling in the feeling of you pulsing and throbbing around his fingers. When your clit softens, he pulls back and looks up at you like a puppy. You know what he's waiting for. 

"You did so good, baby. That was amazing." He grins up at you, lips glistening and then stands up to undo his pants. You start to help him and then change your mind. He's not entirely forgiven yet. You pull his lips down to yours and kiss him deeply and then hop off the table and walk away. He watches you in shock. 

"Honey, what?"

"Figured I'd go get your actual dinner." You walk into the kitchen and he follows behind you quickly. 

"But baby... I'm not finished with the first course yet..." 

"You are until I say otherwise." He groans as you bend over right in front of him to pick up a fork that you dropped on purpose. You wiggle your ass at him and he grabs your hips and presses his erection against you. 

"C'mon, baby please. Ya gotta give me somethin'." You turn to face him and lean against the countertop. 

"Do I?" He nods and touches himself gingerly, whimpering. 

"Well alright then. C'mere baby." He smiles deviously and walks over to you as you get on your knees. You finish unzipping his pants and pull his aching member into your hand, pushing his foreskin back. He grunts as you lean forward and take him in your mouth, swirling your tongue around his exposed tip. 

"Mmm, that's better honey." He holds your hair and thrusts gently into your mouth. You continue to work him with your mouth and hand until you feel him start to tense up. "You want me to cum down your throat, doll?" 

You can tell he's getting close by the way he talks, but you're not quite finished with him yet, so you pull off and stand up. 

"No, I don't think I do." You turn around and wiggle your hips again. He grins as he strokes his cock and watches you. 

"Oh, you want it like that, do you?" You nod and whimper as he teases your entrance a bit and then starts to push in. You let him get almost all the way in and then start to pull away. 

"Oh no, baby, I've just remembered your favorite television program is on." You say with false concern as you walk away from him towards the living room. He groans loudly and holds his dick in his hand. 

"I don't care! You're my favorite television program!" He hollers as he stands there frustrated. When he realizes you're really not coming back, he follows you into the living room. He inhales sharply when he sees that you've stripped off the lingerie and are now standing there in nothing but your heels. 

"Goddamnit, honey, you're bout to kill me." 

"Have a seat." You push him down on the couch and then cross the room, bending over to turn the television on. He makes some kind of strangled noise in his throat and you notice he starts to pump his cock. "No sir. I don't think I want you to touch yourself."

"Baby..." He whines and you're afraid he might actually cry. You walk over close to him and he reaches out to touch you, but you gently push his hands away. 

"No touching me either." He grunts and flexes his hands. 

"This is mean."

"Next time you won't forget our anniversary." 

"No, I won't." He reaches out and slaps your ass gently and without thinking at all you turn and smack him right across the face. Not hard, really, but enough to sting just a little bit. He stares up at you with his eyes wide and you don't notice his cock twitches. 

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I went too f-"

"Do it again." 

"What?" His voice is so quiet it's almost a whisper. 

"Do it... again..." A smile creeps across your lips and you slap him again. He turns his face back to you and his eyes are almost black with lust. 

"I swear to God, baby if you don't let me fuck you right now I'm going to lose it." His voice is deep and you know he's serious, but it doesn't matter. You're absolutely aching for him and you couldn't hold back even if you wanted to. He grabs you and pulls you down to his lap and you both go to work frantically ripping his clothes off between feverish kisses. He loses a couple buttons in the process but neither of you care. It doesn't take long at all for him to be naked, with you straddling his hips and his dick so far inside you it feels like you might scream. He holds your hips as you bounce and roll on him. Then, you decide to lean into what happened earlier and grab his face in your hand. You freeze with just about an inch of his cock inside you and ask. 

"When is our anniversary?" You can tell by the look in his eyes that this has him on fire. 

"Today." You slap him across the face and he groans. 

"And what's today?"

"The 16th of June." You slap him again and feel his dick twitch inside you. 

"And are you gonna forget it next year?" You hold his face in your hand again. 

"No ma'am. I'll never forget it." You sink down onto him fully and he moans loudly. 

"Good boy." His eyes roll back when you say it and you can practically feel his orgasm building. "Now, cum for me." 

He grabs your hips and thrusts into you from underneath so hard that you almost fall over, but he's holding you too tight for that to happen. He pounds you relentlessly and you moan with the feeling of it. His thrusts get more erratic and you know his orgasm is close. 

"Fuck! Yes! Baby!" He yells as he finally cums harder than ever before inside you. You feel him pulse as he fills you with his release and then both of you relax into each other, trying to catch your breath. 

"Well that was different." You say quietly. He starts to laugh and before you know it you're both just giggling and holding each other as he begins to soften. 

"Yes it was." He says, chuckling a little still. "I liked it though. Did you?" 

You nod and kiss him gently on the cheek. 

"I did. Your cheek is all red though." 

"Worth it. Hey, will you do me a favor and get my jacket?" You nod and stand up, your legs a little shaky, and walk over to the foyer. When you get back to him, he pulls you back down into his lap sideways. "Look in the pocket." 

You reach into the pocket and pull out a little velvet box and a card. 

"Vince, what is this?" 

"Open it." You do and find a beautiful pair of diamond earrings. 

"Vince!"

"Read the card." You quickly flip it over and read what he has written. 

Of course I didn't forget. I love you, baby. 

You look up at him in shock. 

"Why on earth did you pretend to forget?!"

"I wanted you to punish me. It was fun, wasn't it?" You push his shoulder gently and laugh again. 

"You're impossible."

"Yeahhh, but you love me."

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[graysnetwork]

Mayybe you could write some headcanons for keegan with.. first time? :^3

Or a short drabble in a similar context, if you want ofc eheh

hii tysm for the request!! i hope you like this cuz i made this as head cannons and a drabble at the end.

FIRST TIME - Keegan Russ X AFAB READER

Notes - i made sure to make the oneshot at the end 500 words exactly ���🤷🏻‍♀️

Warnings: nsfw obvi, breeding kink in the oneshot

Summary: Your first time with Keegan is the sweetest thing ever

Keegans already very passionate when it comes to sex

When he learns that its your first time he's almost worried, he asks questions like

"are you sure you want to do this with me?" "I wont rush you" "You want me?"

Things like that, because he feels so honored and special that he'll be the first person to be so intimate with you.

Keegans gonna be getting you ready all evening to begin with.

As I've said in my nsfw hc's, he's a man that loves thighs, and loves whats in between them, so trust he will be eating you out first.

Keegan will be placing kisses on your thighs, making hickeys and basically be impressing his initials on your thighs for only him to see.

Keegans gonna be in between your thighs for a while, lapping at your folds so he makes an agreement to a safe word, just in case it becomes too much for you, and he takes it seriously, because he would never want to make it a bad experience for you.

Keegans going to make sure your not uncomfortable with him

(ik other writers sometimes write that character want to see everything)

thats not Keegan, if you don't want him to touch or see certain things than he wont, and he'll wait for you to be ready, in no way is he even gonna try to convince you to show him something you don't want to.

If your embarrassed about stretch marks at all, he's gonna tell you how its not serious and he loves it, it makes you even more beautiful

by this point he's hard as a rock

So once you guys get to actually taking him

He'll take it slow, however long it takes for you to adjust to his size, he will wait, theres no way he's gonna rush this especially when he feels so snug inside of you.

He will wait for you to tell him if you want more of him inside, if you start saying you might not be able to do this, he's gonna be sliding out as soon as you say it

he will jerk off, or just walk out the room and get you a water bottle so he can just cuddle with you until you feel okay again.

thats if you couldn't do it

on the other hand

At halfway your already begging for all of him inside

Keegans definitely chuckling at your eagerness

But he thinks you look so beautiful and cute under him right now, squirming at his length

Once he's fully bottomed out, he's telling you he'll move when your ready

Once he does start moving, its euphoric for both of you

and if your embarrassed to moan, its going unnoticed by Keegan because he's already moaning and groaning

if you are moaning, he's still moaning either way.

He will place kisses all over your neck, collar bone, face, anywhere his lips can reach

Keegan's already placing you hands on his shoulders because he loves marking, (just like he leaves hickeys on you) he wants you scratching his back, he doesn't even care if you draw blood, if anything he's getting more turned on

he just wants to please you so badly

After care w him is so sweet

He's gonna clean you up very gently,

run you a bath or start up your shower, he'll shower with you if you want him to

He'll get you a bottle of water, snacks if you want them

and then he'll be changing the sheets too

so you guys can go to sleep

he'll rub your back

or he'll have you laid back on the bed as he starts to kiss your thighs again, and eventually fall asleep between your legs

_

He's losing it already, he's always been this way, the minute he finally starts getting his own feeling of pleasure while making another person also feel good, he starts to lose himself and get too rough, he doesn't want to be rough with you, he's trying to be as slow and gentle for you, and make you feel so good, but your so warm, and your walls are squeezing around him so gently but so tightly at the same time, he’s never felt this good with any other girl hes been with.

 He doesn't want it to end and he doesn't know how to stop, he could stay here all night, all day, he could be inside you forever if it meant you'd feel this good. Keegan's beginning to get faster, he can barely hear your voice because he's been focusing on where you two connect, and how the noises of squelching are overtaking the room.

You knock him back into reality when your nails start to dig into his skin, “What’d you say sweetheart?” he asks so gently as he continues to go even faster, it's overwhelming, for both of you. You don't even reply, you didn't say anything, he just thinks he heard something because you've been moaning so loudly. “oh,” he says as he gives you another peck on the cheek.

“Maybe one kid won't hurt” He says, your eyes widen a bit, and he chuckles, “im kidding sweetheart” he tells you as you shake your head lightly, at this point he didn't know if he was kidding or not. “I wouldn't be opposed to having your kids” you tell him, which makes his brain go fuzzy.

You; having a swollen stomach and it being his kid, you'd be all his, with all his cum inside of you.

Shit you were making him have new kinks.

“m’I might have to cum in you baby” he moaned as he looked back down at you taking him, now he was getting even faster which you thought was impossible as he was already going so quick. And he was getting rougher, his hands and nails were digging into your hips, he was most definitely going to be leaving so many bruises on you. And he was kissing your neck again, purple bruises beginning to form.

“y’close sweetheart?” he asked knowingly, you couldn't even focus on anything, you were just seeing stars. His thrusts got sloppier as he was about to cum too, he couldn't have thought of anything better if he was being honest.

And then you two came undone together, he pulled out right before, of course it would've been so amazing to see you pregnant with his kid, but he’s sure you said that in the heat of the moment.

“C’mon lets get cleaned up” you said as laid on his side as he moved your hair out of your face, he smiled and let out an airy chuckle as you stared confused. “Who said we were done?”

[luvxxriki]

BACK HUGS . Enhypen

pairing - ot7 x fem!reader (different scenarios)

genre - fluff, established relationship(s)

warnings (but not really) - pet names (for the reader and the members), i used js and bc instead of just and because (i didnt think i'd be posting this) sugar daddy jay but in a joking way

wc - 1.3k

notes - i didnt have anything to post today so heres a little scenario thing i wrote a few months ago🫶

Lee Heeseung

Okok so I think he would prefer front hugs

He would just love having the front of your body pressed against his for whatever reason…

But when he does go for back hugs, it would probably be js 1 arm 

He would kinda pull you closer to himself and he would tilt his head so he could see your face

Or he would make you tilt your head to look at him

That devious lil smile ofc

But when YOU back hug HIM?

He's a giggly mess

He would try to play it off and act cool

But you can literally FEEL his smile☠️

"Whatcha doin?" 

"Nothin" 

He would finish doing whatever he's doing as fast as he can so he can turn around and give you a real hug

Jay Park 

He makes me giggle omg

Anyways (I have bias problems)

He would be so romantic abt it like nose buried in your neck js so he can smell you

He would definitely have his hands on your hips I js know it

Like holding your hips tightly but not too tight

Pulling you against his chest oml

He would do it when you're in front of the mirror so you guys can see yourselves omg

YOUR WAIST IS HIS

anyways (not this again)

You would go up behind him while he's cooking or something

Like you're js bored while he's busy and you feel a bit devious sooo

He would let out a lil chuckle and js let you hug him for however long

He would turn around ready with a bite of wtv he's cooking js so you can try it

Then if you did it while he's washing dishes he would offer for you to help😍🙏🔥 (he's so generous right?!)

But he would obvi still do most of it

His princess shouldn't have to lift a finger (SUGAR DADDY JAY???🛐🙏)

Jake Sim

He would love back hugs idk

His arms would be wrapped all the way around your waist and his head would be on your shoulder

He would hold you as tight as possible

He would kiss your neck once or twice (or a bunch, depending on his mood)

He would probably do it while your doing your make up idk why tho

And when you guys are in public his arm would NEVER leave your waist

He would also do it when he's bored or tired or wants attention 

Even when you guys are laying down if your back is facing him he would obvi hold your waist from the back (ik thats just him being a big spoon but wtv)

Did I mention his hands are ALWAYS around your waist?!

And when it's the other way around?! Bros so in love

I feel like it wouldn't happen often but when it does omg

You would probs do it when you're bored or want attention and he would think it's js so cute

If he's busy he would stop whatever he's doing just to give you a hug and pull you to his side just so he can have at least one arm around your waist 

Park Sunghoon 

He would start off chill abt it

Maybe js come up behind you and rest his hands on your waist

But when he gets more comfortable I can see him being a bit more clingy with it

He would nuzzle his face into your neck and probably smile abt it quietly

He'd kiss your cheek or neck and js hold onto you

If you guys are in public the most he usually does is hold your hand, but if you guys are somewhere and get separated he'll sneak up behind you and hold your waist

That was kinda specific but wtv (if I have to type the word waist 1 more time istg)

I feel like he would be a bit like Heeseung tho and prefer front hugs

If you back hug him..? 

YOU CAN FEEL HOW HOT HIS FACE GETS WITHOUT EVEN SEEING HIM OMG (shy hoonie😖🙏)

He'd be caught off guard but he'd also LOVE IT

Probably say something like "angel..?" Js bc he doesn't actually believe it

But he'd feel your little giggle and not be able to contain his cute ass smile

Fangs and all🤞❤️

He would turn around and kiss the top of your head and pat your lower back

Kim Sunoo

I feel like he wouldn't do it often just because it's not his thing

But he would def do it when he's feeling a lil extra clingy

He would come up behind you with the biggest smile on his face and give you the comfiest back hug ever

You guys would both be giggling I feel

He would do it quickly then come in front of you and give you a quick peck

He would LOVE if you back hugged him tho

He would start giggling (I need to stop)

He would probably mess with you a bit and stick his booty out

But as soon as you let go he'd stop you

He'd grab your wrist and pull you back into his back (help?) 

"Nooo I like it"

You would start blushing but would js stay there while he does wtv

You would start doing it when you're bored or want attention oml

Or if you guys are somewhere and his extroverted ass won't shut up but you wanna leave

"Sunie, come on"

 Would automatically get his attention and not even 5 minutes later you guys are GONE🥰

Yang Jungwon 

Idk I feel like he would be a sucker for back hugs 

Giving and receiving🤭🤞

He's stressed? He doesn't care what you're doing, back hug.

You're bored? He doesn't care what he's doing, back hug him.

Moral of the story : Yang jungwon is a back hug FIEND 

If he sees you just standing there he will NOT hesitate to wrap his arms around your waist from the back

You've gotten so used to it by now that you hate when he's not back hugging you

If you're washing dishes or something (idk) he'll come up behind you and back hug you

He wouldn't say anything but he would js stand there hugging you

"Hi wonie"

He would smile and kiss your neck or cheek and js hum as a response 

And it's obvi normal for you to do the same

Like if you back hug him while he's doing the dishes he would have the same exact reaction

"Hi baby"

And you would just hum and kiss his neck or shoulder or cheek (ig it kinda depends on your height…)

Nishimura Riki 

Idk bc bros kinda tall sooo…

He would probably be kinda like sunghoon but not as shy

Like one day he would do it js to see your reaction and when he realized you like it

He does it whenever he can

Let's say your in front of the mirror and he comes up behind you and hugs you

He would smile for a second then say some stupid shit like

"Look how tiny you look right now"

You would obvi turn around and hit him (softly ofc, we don't inflict damage on hot ppl)

And as soon as you go back to look at the mirror he would be behind you again

But this time he learned to keep his mouth shut🥰😘

He doesn't do it too often, but sometimes he just really likes it for wtv reason

Like anytime you're in front of a mirror (bc he gets to see his hot self and his pretty ass gf WHILE they're hugging? Hell yea)

I feel like he would be surprised if you do it to him tho 

Like as soon as he feels your arms he would flinch a little and turn around js to see you all surprised at his reaction

"Sorry, I just wanted a hug"

He would feel so bad and give you a hugeee hug to make up for it

So after that you only do it when you're bored and wanna tease him🤠❤️

[mentallyillstinker]

WHOOOOO YEAHH!!!

Dating Benny headcannons NSFW EDITION!!!

YAAAYYYY (Price is right music plays)

(It's under the cut, obvi, holy shit wait did i put too much? 😭)

Let's get this out of the way real quick, he DOES NOT, repeat, DOES NOT! want a family, he would say it's because he doesn't have time for it or something but really he just wouldn't want to raise kids out in the wasteland. Though he is yknow rich and all that fun stuff, he's still worried.

If ur a guy you don't have to worry about that stuff, unless you want to like, adopt a kid, which I don't think you'd be able to do in the wasteland, unless you literally just go out and take orphans from the side of the road, which I'm sure there probably are.

Back onto the sexy stuff 😘

He's definitely a bottom. I mean, he's a switch rlly, but he probably got tired of all of the prostitutes just letting him do whatever he wants basically. ALSO WHILE ON THE TOPIC OF PROSTITUTES I HOPE THE DOCTORS IN NEW VEGAS KNOW WHAT STDS ARE.

Back on to Benny, sorry I got distracted 😭

He loves hearing you moan, I mean, as long as it's real, he's so used to hearing fake moans that yours sound like music to his ears.

He's also very vocal. He doesn't really care what other people think if he hears him.

He loves loves LOVES when you pull his hair, or like, just be rough with him, in the end he knows you love him.(Awwww)

If he's on top he'll be as gentle as he can be, he knows you can handle more but he just waits until you tell him to be more rough, even then he won't be really.

He just loves putting his hands on you all the time, so obviously expect him to do that when you're fucking, oh wait, ur bouncing on his dick rn? His hands are busy gently holding onto ur waist.

While we're talking about his hands, I just wanna say he has big hands. And I mean, they wouldn't really be calloused because of how he treats himself now. (He treats himself like a pretty little princess)

His eyes will most likely be on you the whole time, he has this like dazed look in his eyes, he's just admiring you don't worry babes 😘. Though his eyes will most likely be on your face. He always wants to make sure you're enjoying yourself.

Benny is not a great kisser, just wanted to say that, it's not really NSFW, but he's a mediocre kisser, he doesn't really kiss prostitutes, and even then it was like a weird French kiss that Benny never knew was coming so he kinda just sat there for a second before he was like, 'oh shit, wait' and tried his best to kiss back.

He will kiss all over ur body though, he loves pampering you and just making you feel loved. Like I mentioned before, he would have to have fell for you HARD if you ended up dating.

He likes to hold your hands when you fuck, I mean, he tries to most of the time, but your hands are too busy doing anything else.

He has a thing for being praised, at first he'd be upset if you called him a good boy, he'd think your calling him a dog or something, but eventually he was like 'hey, I really like that' and would go out of his way to get praised.

He likes thighs, well, he likes it ALL! RAHHHHH!!! but if he's like giving you head his hands will be GRIPPED on ur thighs the whole time.

Like I said he's very vocal, but surprisingly he doesn't just moan like a bitch the whole time, he actually tires to tell you how much he loves you or how good you feel, but most of it is just quiet and breathy and most of the time gets cut off by him moaning or just yelling out fuck.

IDK WHAT ELSE TO PUTTT UGHHHB! At this point I might as well just write a small little story, I mean a oneshot 😭 I forgot what it was called for a second.

[unconvtional]

Nsfw hcs for dom Kanata being a bully? It’s like a brainworm for me I can’t stop thinking about it his sweet demeanor with such a mean tone is my chocolate and vanilla it seems so good together

kanata... blub blub...

SHADENFREUD, shinkai kanata

title creds : biz-zera & sarm.

sketch info : more of a fic than hcs, theyre still involved tho. smut, almost meandom kanata, gn reader with both genitalia used, bully kanata obvi, degradation, love taps, dubcon/noncon, size kink almost, pet play, asphyxiation.

kanatas slim hands rub at your nipples, pulling and pressing them until you shake. hes whispering harsh things into your ear with a sugary voice and finishing it with an 'i love you'. he'll push you around softly, bumping into you ever so slightly just to brush against your cunt/cock and call it an accident whenever other people see with smile.

he breaks you in slowly, degrading you, almost never allowing you to get your needed release, putting his finger over your tip/pulling out and cumming on your stomach instead, leaving you unsatisfied.

kanata will take you in clearly almost freezing baths with him, and you're shaking and sobbing, begging for him to let you out, and he sighs and pouts, "uah.. you dont 'love' me anymore?" or "Why won't you stay with me? It's not that cold, " completely disregarding your feelings.

his voice is sweet as he whispers dirty things in your ears around friends and family, pushing you closer to the edge. his voice has you in a trance, always talking to you as if you were a dog with a honeyed tone, calming and soft, using degrading words and making fun of you as if you couldn't understand him, he purrs your name so nicely and you cant help but rub your thighs together pathetically.

kanata cant help it, but seeing your sweaty and nervous face as he runs his cock over your hole/his hole hovering over your member makes him want to mess with you even more, pinching your sides, kissing your collarbones and fondling your chest so innocently. and hes so nice, right? he wraps his arms around your shoulders, biting your lips as your eyes lock with his beautiful green ones. kanata ties you down to the bed, bullying his thick cock into you with little to no remorse, muttering sweet nothings into your ears as you whine into the comforter.

kanata treats you like a lovesick dog, but it doesn't hurt to indulge more, does it? the treats you get from always being obedient are worth it, his soft hands around your neck as he kisses your jaw. hes allowing you to run your hands over his body, his cock dripping on your stomach as he grinds on your fingers, the tired moans coming from his mouth as his head is rested in your shoulder. you cant help but disregard his obvious smile as you dive even deeper, his long fingers toying with your slimy tongue, pulling it out of your mouth. "uhn, how 'stupid,' of you" he says bluntly, never fails to make you nuzzle your head into his chest, and push his fingers deeper into your mouth.

and in the end of it all, he'll take you swimming with him, one on one. becoming equal with the water, kanata pulls you into the pool before you can take your clothes off fully, your shirt halfway buttoned, and your pants now soaked, dragging you down. you gasp and hold onto him. He comes back up, soaked, laughing at your pitiful state until it gets to you, your eyes even more soaked, and your face flushed from the choked and humilating feeling. he replies to your scolding with an 'oops' in that dazed voice that just makes you want to ruin him like he's ruined you, and you can't help but visualize his tear-stained soaked in your cum face.

both as bad as eachother arc in the end hehe

[inniessick]

What the TXT members are like in bed

Pairing: txt ot5 (separate) x fem!reader

Word count: 1.2k

Warnings: smut obvi, dom!yeonjun, taehyun, hueningkai(?), switch!beomgyu, soobin. kissing, PIV, no protection (dont be silly), cussing, teasing, overstim, titty sucking? (soobin), facesitting (kai), lowkey manhandling (beom, tae), choking (tae), crying (good way, tae), bratty beomgyu, mayhaps that's all lmk if I missed anything.

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yeonjun who can't get enough of being so close to you. he's willing to fuck you absolutely silly anytime you want, even if it means every night. its almost a way for him to show how much he loves you. to be that vulnerable with you. it doesn't matter how, when, or where. he wants to be inside of you in some way. drilling into you from behind while you're struggling to hold yourself up altering cumming for the nth time, "cmon babe, really gonna make me hold you up too? fucked ya too good?" he's dragging his lips along your shoulders and back, lighting tugging your hair. every time you clench around him he lets out a groan or whimper. jjunie is not afraid to make noise and let you know how good he's feeling thanks to you. or, lightly rocking into your cunt in the early hours of the morning just before work. he's not saying much, just "love you, feels good," muttering and holding your back to his chest, taking in your warmth. no matter what though, yeonjun always makes a mess of your cunt. granted, he takes his time cleaning you up, but he loves to see how well you've taken him.

soobin who's such a switch. sub leaning of course. what can he say? he just wants to be taken care of. after all he looks after 4 guys, is it too much to ask to come home and have you ride him till he's panting and overstimulated? he may even let you tie him up and have him sobbing just to cum all for you, "please? let me cum, need to. can't take it anymore," or maybe he wants to suck on your tits and rut his hips into yours. surely you'll be nice to him and just give him what he wants right? after all, he's "such a good boy", until you make him jealous. tables turn real quick. he doesn't care if you "didn't mean to," just what the fuck were you doing choosing to sit with his hyung over him? as if that wasn't bad enough you let him drink from the same cup as you! soobin contained it, until you got home. youre immediately taken to your shared bedroom and pinned onto the bed while he has his way with you. he's grabbing your jaw forcing you to look at him, he's spilt load after load into your pussy; truly not caring how much you've gotten off. "you're all mine, got it? only I make you feel this good, baby. nobody can do it like me. not kai, not taehyun, not beomgyu, and absolutely not yeonjun."

beomgyu whos as much of a tease as he is a brat. he just has to have both. he'll have you crying under him and he works his fingers into you, palm grazing over your clit lightly. it's not enough, you really just need more, more pressure, another finger, anything. "beom, please wan' more. ah- need it, please beomie." "not enough, love? you're still writhing under me. not too sure if you deserve anything else." his goal is to make you beg for him, just for him. after he's done fucking you dumb on his fingers and mouth he'll do it again with his dick. he'll play around and let you ride him, he'll let you be in charge for just awhile, but he won't make it easy for you. "let me be in charge, aren't you tired?" grabbing your hips harshly, "i'm so much better at it too, you'll love it. you always like the way I fuck you." he's already trying hard not to hold you down and paint your insides white, but you dont need to know that. you put your all into your movements, lifting yourself up before sinking all the way back down, attempting to shut him up; but it's beomgyu, in the end he's always gonna win. good thing him winning includes making you cum another couple times.

taehyun isn't here to play games. you're gonna listen to him wether you like it or not. all he wants is for you to be good for him, not that hard right? hes always in charge. you like it that way. rough day at work? he has your knees touching your shoulders, hands pinned to your thighs while you scratch at his shoulders and back. "feels good doesn't it? such a good girl for me, all mine." he fucks into you deeper while littering your neck with kisses and hickeys. everyone knows you're his. "all yours tae. your good girl promise. wanna cum for you, may i? please please." he murmurs a small yes into your neck, bringing one of his hands to your clit making you unravel immediately. he's there to make you listen to him. hand wrapped around your throat, bruises left on your hips from his merciless grasp. he'll bite at your skin, curse against it too. he wants to make you both feel good, just on his terms. you wouldn't have it any other way. not when he kisses every part of your skin, praises you, and leaves you breathless with tear stained cheeks from overstimulation. you bet your ass it felt godly too.

hueningkai.. oh hyuka.. he is there to serve!! tired? let him fuck you to sleep while you cuddle his plushies. want to relax? ride his face please and thanks. wanna stop thinking? he'll make you cum so many times you won't know anything but his name. and hyuka will beg for this, he will absolutely get on his hands and knees and do everything in his power to get you to let him. you won't meet a better service top than him. he's rubbing your back after a bath as you sit on his lap, "you seem real stressed baby." you let out a small laugh, "that would be because i am." you don't know quite how you got there but kai has already taken your panties off and is laying flat pointing to his face, "sit, let me make you feel better," "c'mon kai, you don't have to." "please ride my face, i'll take care of you, just wanna make you cum." he has the most convincing puppy eyes too. inching up more and more before resting your core above his face, not fully sitting. he's gonna change that though. grabbing your thighs and sitting you on his flattened tongue. youre nearing release within minutes. he just knows exactly what to do to get to you; it's his job after all. kai himself is moaning against your cunt everytime you grind down onto his mouth. you're in for a good time alright, he's gonna make sure you relax.

a/n: oh hey sorry for my lack of posting.. take this as an apology???????? i'm gonna try and get back to it guys i swear.. anyways just thinking about with the whole of txt thank yew. again i apologize for not updating.. i was not living the life. i'm trying to keep writing again now tho! for txt now too 🧌. i'm trying guys pls don't hate me istg. yes hyuka gets extra words bc.. im hyuka biased I can't help it guys I got carried away...

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[emgiehae]

SO I'M REWATCHING BRIDGERTON

And have we had a 9-1-1 x Bridgerton AU Yet???

I've watched this series so many times (one day i'll read the books... if I can find them without the Netflix Cast on them) and this is my first time watching after having fallen into the pit that is 9-1-1 and Buddie.

And my brain just went !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IDK their titles and all the backstories

I just know the following - mind you as I type this, the ideas keep pouring in. You can visually see the inner workings of my brain lmao

Buck’s parents are high ranking. Aka Duke / Duchess making Buck an eventual duke by birth - Doug might also be a duke, Maddie thus being a duchess - via Doug’s death she gets a LOT of money and land. 

Daniel still passes away as a child - Buck is still born as a saviour baby (#MedicalInacuracies Idk how medecine works in ye old days of bridgerton)

Maddie is still the oldest and is married off to Doug during her first season (it's love at first sight, they're married within a month, it's considered one of the fastest marriages in recent debutante history or w/e) (obvi the love turns toxic like in Canon and maddie still gets abused and doug will obvi still die)

Buck is still the youngest and still ignored by his parents. Technically he would become the lord of the house (or w/e) once he marries but they would rather it be Doug. They try to marry buck off too but!!!!! Buck runs away

Buck travels the world (hello Colin), learns languages (I've been yearning for a French speaking Buck. my time is now.), sleeps around (hello anthony), etc. His parents don't care, why should he? (Dunno why he comes back, though. maybe it's not even to the same town his parents live in) (THAT'S WHY HE'S IN THE LESSER PARTS OF THE CITY WITH HIS BIG CITY BOY MONEY!!!!!!!!!)

Eddie and Shannon have an impromptu (UNDERAGE) secret wedding after finding out Shannon got pregnant, they claim it's love. The family is ashamed so they lie. Eddie can still go to war, Shannon can still leave-- but i'm thinking she leaves to another country and he's left all alone and is the talk of the town because "What woman does that?"

Lowkey want to make Athena princess and only child of the King and Queen but get the Disney princess idea out of your minds!!! She’s badass and very involved and doesn’t care about her title. Her parents hate how involved she is but it allows her to be close to her people. It’s how she meets Bobby. 

Hen would be a close friend of Athena from when they were younger, maybe. Athena is older obvi but loved the fire in Hen’s eyes and wanted to help her.

I'm not sure yet about the rest of the cast, having Athena as someone very important could be neat, bringing Bobby into this importance as well. And maybe Bobby has a company or something I DON'T KNOW and that's where the 118 are.

Buck would only be working because while his family is Rich Rich (Bridgerton kinda money) he's bored out of his mind and refuses to be associated with his family anyways - Might take up the Nash name to protect himself, he doesn't want his parents to find him. They've been looking for ages - the money he had on his person was enough to last a lifetime so if he works and stays in a cheap place, he'll be very comfortable. (Might stay with bobby????)

And for now that's as far as i've gone, i needed to write it down, to put it SOMEWHERE because i need to know if someone's on this or if someone wants this cause otherwise it's going on my back burner lmao.

I've no idea yet how Buck and Eddie meet, I don't know what happens, but this is just something that came up and UGH. HELP.

There's nothing really from the actual bridgerton universe, just the same setting - manners and traditions. Maybe a gossip sheet like Lady Whistledown (Lol i see you may that could be funny... SPOILERS. I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF DAMN IT I SPOILED MYSELF)

THOUGHTS? PRAYERS? I would reallly want to write this but i need so much help and so many plot ideas!!!!

I'm willing to share my Google Doc for plotting purposes or you can whisper me ideas - everyone who helps will be credited if i get around to writing this lmao

To write it, i need a plot.

End game Buddie, obvi. Angst, near death experience that could expose Buck's identity.

ugh what if Bobby opened a school or something that could be cute. Do they have school in bridgerton excluding the big unis the men go to? I'm gonna give them schools maybe. and women can go too, because it's like 100 years later and Eloise changed shit in her time lol

[superm4ks]

i am the girl who hates change who sent that ask in june when i was like there's no way max holds onto this title. i cannot believe my meowie continues to surpass my expectations because of course he would win this year. there was no other alternative.

Wow ... And like I told u back then bbygirl .. Max is also a girl who hates change. Max hates change SO much he clinched his 4th in an ice cold pig wid Monza type characteristics that lend themselves to every t0p team except the car wid the suspension of a jeep Wrangler and the top speed of me doing the mile in hs still drunk and on 3 hours of sleep and a mcmuffin. Vegas had a lil something for everybody that wasnt based in Milton Keynes. Unholy temperatures for the ((extremely confused)) merc baddies, slow corners + long straights for the ragazzi, moderate graining for the Woking dolls so Lando cud hit the slay button in low fuel ((an unexpected flop gotta say)). AND nothing for rbr. Not the right wing, not the right balance, not the best tires, not the fresh engine. Imagine being faced wid all that and still feeling fairly confident Max wud be crowned the best driver in the world that weekend, because he's Max Verstappen and for as long as theres a chance I know he'll take it. I know that because I know him. All Max had to do was out qualify Lando in a car that never once got anywhere close to papaya times during practice sessions. I swear they fitted him wid a new wheel and shit came off like three times. So obvi Max out qualifies Lando, then come Sunday, Max manages the gap like the rb20 never been better fit for a circuit, he lets the lil ponies go around and off into the distance to create drama of their own and thats all he wrote. 'there was no alternative' . Say that again. No alternative. No choice. The illusion of choice was broken in Brazil. The definition of insanity was reaffirmed in Vegas. They called an ambulance but not for him. 💎

[magicxc]

Holidays

Pairings: Survey Corps - their fave holidays

Word Count: 871

Warnings: none

A/N: I considered Japanese holidays for this bit but then laziness got the best of me. Like most pieces I create with these characters a lot of how I envision them will relate to western/modern culture in some way or another. Though they probably won't celebrate half of the holidays I'm about to list, I want to reiterate that this is my idea of the traits these characters possess and also they are not real. 

Headcannons Masterlist

Eren  - Christmas

Eren is big on family, especially the family he’s made with Armin and Mikasa. It’s clear that he stands ten toes down behind them and when he gets his own family, it’ll be much the same. I actually think having kids will bring out the fluff in Eren and he’ll be that obnoxious holiday parent that's doing the most with decorations and presents. But it's honestly the atmosphere that gets him going. The holiday cheer, the kindness, the emphasis on giving - he loves it all. 

Levi - New Years

The new year signals a new beginning but also the close to another chapter. Each time Levi makes it to a new year he’s thankful but mostly shocked. From life underground to humanity's biggest threat, he never knows when disaster might strike. But, when the clock strikes 12 it's a moment of relief, one where he can sit back and relish in the thought that he’s made it to another trip around the sun. 

Erwin - Fathers Day

Lmaoo I'm not tryna make Erwin sound egotistical at all, but I was also running out of popular holidays. The day the Scouts headed to their mission to plug wall Maria was the first time we saw them get a standing ovation and it was also the first time we saw Erwin express such vocal excitement. Even though he can come off a bit aloof, I thought it was fun to see him in that way. That being said I think he’d enjoy being celebrated and can even play up the wowwwws at the macaroni necklaces and handprint construction papers lol. He would love and take care of his family obvi but it’d also make him feel good to feel that admiration in return. 

Connie - Thanksgiving 

You feed this man and he’ll love you forever. It’s his favorite holiday because it has back to back benefits. There's tons of food, a four day weekend off from work, and the opportunity to spend time with his family. He’s the type to pitch in money but over the years Connie has been more inclined to learn how to cook and has even started bringing in a dish. He’s most excited to try a Friendsgiving as he considers them family as well. 

Jean - Valentines Day

I firmly believe that Jean is a romantic. I don't think he’d be the most creative at gift giving lol but it’s certainly the thought that counts. On valentines day he goes all out - teddy bears, flowers, chocolates, etc. ya know, the usual. Although his gifts are very on the nose and sometimes he needs to be spoon fed the information, what he lacks in creativity, he'll gain in experience; learning to step his game up as the years go by. Again, sweet guy. 

Onyankopon - Easter

He more so likes the spring break aspect of it. With the flowers blooming and the sun making regular appearances, it was usually the first sign to what summer would be like. Ony enjoys traveling, meeting new people, and experiencing different cultures. So although spring break was meant to party, which he did, Ony always made the time to immerse himself in the customs of whichever country he visited. Now as an adult, he still indulged in his version of spring break as he always enjoyed the mini relaxation that it brought about; thinking of it as his summer outside of summer. 

Reiner - Independence Day

Reiner is over the whole patriotic thing, however he can't help but enjoy the events that take place because of it. There’s literally a bbq happening on every corner so he’s for sure house hopping for a plate. There's all sorts of sales and Gabi is making him put that wallet to USE hunnie. And while he doesn’t mind, he more so enjoys their time spent together. There's also the beautiful fireworks that light up the evening sky. And at the end of the day he gets to spend his remaining time with family, gathered around over good food and even better vibes. 

Armin - Mothers Day

Armin is def the type to dote on his wife. Hard day at work? He’s rubbing the stress out of your shoulders. Hungry? He’s cooking and prepping lunch for the week. Overwhelmed at work? He’s booking you a spa day. Armin literally adores his woman and enjoys any chance he has to celebrate her and Mothers Day is no exception. Expect him and the kiddies to hand make you some arts and crafts, cook you breakfast, and plan the holiday around your desired interests; with him making sure, at the end of the day, to show you why you celebrate the holiday in the first place. 

Floch - Halloween

He’s big on the spooky vibe but not to a concerning extent. Like many others he just enjoys the activities surrounding it. This is actually where Floch flourishes in creativity and fun. He’s making spooky themed treats, decorating to upstage the next door neighbor, and enjoying all the movie classics. Let's not even get started on the lengths he’ll go through to make the most life-like costumes and the parties where he shows it all off?? Top mf notch! Bonus points for getting some action at said parties.

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Can i request the such happiness in a dull place where the little reader is just so amazed at the war and battle stories ( obvi taking the violent stuff out) that odin and thor have with them being warriors. I can just imagine odin and thor silently trying to one up each other and loki just being riddled with jealously in the background. Thanks.

We're informing them! (They're flexing)

My bitch being jealous, what a sight man

Also not Odin's crusty ass trying to one up his son-

He was pleasantly surprised that you actually had an interest in his storys, so as the God of Thunder and the biggest warhead with stories longer then his hair, he started telling you.

Sure, he took away the violence and mightve shortened them to some degree but the most important points are still there.

Thor doesn't comment that he's trying to one up Odin, he is, but he isn't gonna admit it.

"Back in my day" ok no, he doesn't actually say that (but it would be funny if he did), he denies he tries to one up Thor, he just has more battle experience ya know?

Odin has told you plenty if stores, even the one about the wall and the horse, he lied about the distraction tho, but your laugh was worth it.

Even Hunnin and Munnin join in to this stuff, they find it amusing that such a sweet soul is so interested in war stories.

Odin has unofficially made war stories your bed time stories.

Look a lil closer and you might see the steam come out of his ears and head.

Thor says it's his brain damage

Don't get me wrong, he does enjoy seeing two ancient ass beings (mostly Odin) one upping each other, to him it looks like a petty human game.

He'll never say that out loud tho-

Loki has told you some stories of him causing trouble cause he was bored, he was surprised that you found them funny and not irritating. It was a nice lil suprise to him.

Not me coming back from the bed-

Writers block is a bitch

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summery: a bunch of personal/general headcanons of the mighty geo archon, rex lapis, or now known as zhongli!

warnings: obvi nsfw

a/n: SORRY ABOUT IT BEING SO SHORT I HAVE LITTLE IDEAS RN!! 😭😒

SFW

Zhongli is very much a gentleman even before he relinquished his title and gnosis always treating the people among liyue kindly even if they are incredibly rude. It was something the ex-archon just couldn't help as he was a very patient man and a very kind individual. This didn't change even if you were a man or woman. it was just common etiquette to treat others how they wanted to be treated.

Zhongli outwardly deceives people with the idea he has no money to his name, it was a innocent gesture given he wanted to fit in among the mortals, but truth be told he isn't bankrupt in the slightest. he had enough mora to be a sugar daddy to thousands of people but he didn't wish to flaunt wealth within his nation. It was unruly and incredibly rude towards the daily merchants to just flaunt his own wealth. it doesn't stop him from occasionally helping some unlucky soul get back on their feet. he couldn't bare the sight of people living on the streets. maybe he wasn't human but he had a heart for sure.

Zhongli is definitely sugar daddy material don't even try to change my mind. Zhongli would spoil you rotten with things you simply just talk about liking just because he loves you so. Usually he doesn't mean to end up in a sugar daddy scenario but he can't help himself when his sugar baby is so needy, his willpower caving to the pout on your face. You want that cute little dress you keep talking about? Honey he has it in your wardrobe the next day. Maybe you want that new computer to play with your online friends? He's getting you one but with two monitors but don't neglect him because of your silly online friends. His baby deserves the best and he makes sure you knew that.

Zhongli is a family man at heart as he is dreaming of the day he could start one of his own. He would love to be able to come home to his little munchkins happily babbling as they perked up to their father returning home. He didn't care how long it took as it would be worth it in the end. Out of the two of you he has the most dominant genetics so it's expected to your children to have features similar to that of the ex-archon. if not then he comes up with other solutions he wasn't the geo archon for nothing after all.

Zhongli is surprisingly a very adventurous and kinky lover as he isn't human. there is no humane limit to what he can and cannot do. there is certain things that do cross the line of comfort but that is understandable.

NSFW

Zhongli admittedly has a high sex drive and a incredible amount of stamina as he is draconic. For your safety and comfort he would never push you to do more than one round unless you want to go farther. if that is the case with your consent he is able to go until morning as he lust is insatiable specially when it comes to you.

Zhongli is fond of dressing you up for him in cute and slutty little outfits just for him. you'd often be found in something cute like this. He loves buying things you like and seeing that little excited face you always express. He has to hold back from tearing the fabrics apart as he didn't want to ruin your beloved outfits.

Zhongli, being draconic, has a mating cycle that comes in full force in a specific part of the year. He becomes territorial and extremely possessive over what he thinks is his treasure, that would be you, often hoarding his treasure to himself selfishly. He becomes so needy and slightly whiny but still manage to uphold that dominance he had. Please don't get upset at him! it's only his instincts that take over he truly loves you too much. He makes a nest out of pure instinct, his willpower at a all time low, wanting to breed you until you carried his children. if you say no, he'll understand but be dejected about it. if you say yes he'll not be holding back anymore.

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look i'm sorry if you don't like kids but i got baby fever bad rn for some reason and dad!kuroo is living in my head rent free . . . male reader, reader is 'dad', kuroo is 'papa', your son doesn't have a name 👎 kuroo was shitting lol, bad words, messy drabble, timeskip kuroo obvi

"oh shit."

kuroo can't seem to find it in himself to care that your very easily influenced 3 year old son is in the same room as him when he lets the curse slip past his lips, he'll worry about those consequences later.

right now, he has to figure out how to reattach the towel rack in your shared bathroom.

how did this even happen, you ask yourself? easy, your son has just recently learned how to open doors, and neither you or kuroo can get a moment's peace. even in the bathroom.

now of course, when your son initially came in the bathroom kuroo just tried to shoo him out, but of course that didn't work. 3 year olds are stubborn as shit, something kuroo recently learned.

so there kuroo was, defenseless with his pants down (literally) as he tried to use his hands to guide your toddler out of the bathroom so he could shit in peace.

kuroo forgot he was over 6 foot, and he didn't remember until his head hit the towel rack with a loud thunk! as it fell from its spot on the wall.

so now here he was, rubbing the back of his head in the doorway taking in the scene before him.

"your dad is gonna kill me, bud." he mutters as his son giggles for a second and runs off.

it isn't so bad, kuroo thinks, one of the ends is still on the wall. the other...well the other left behind a very bare spot in your neatly painted bathroom wall.

he's trying so hard to devise a plan, he really is and he almost has one.

until your son comes running back to him, shouting "papa, dad's home! dad's home!"

kuroo's eyes widen once more as he realizes he can't hide this, he sighs deeply one more time as he hears you getting closer to the bathroom. he's just gonna have to deal with this upfront, like a man.

not.

he scoops your son in his arms and runs past you as he hears you yell a loud "hey!"

kuroo will deal with you, and the towel rack.

eventually.