#but he'd be so cute with babies!

[sessakag]

No theories about why Prey!Naruto hates redheads but now I can’t stop thinking about him bonding with Himawari by buying her a bunch of little mermaid barbies and teaching her how to pop their heads off.

Awwww, that's so disturbingly cute!💕💕💕he would definitely teach her the proper way to behead her dollies because sociopathic bonding and crazy man parenting or some shit😅

If Hinata does get knocked up, I feel like this scene is mandatory lol.

And even if she doesn't it still feels mandatory, perhaps a one-shot what if type deal😏maybe a twisted version of the fluffy "Day in the Life of the Uzumaki Family" with serial killer kingpin Prey!Narupapa displaying his "awesome, totally not crazy" parenting skills😅

Not sure if I can handle that though😩this man is hot enough on his own, please don't make him a DILF. I'll spontaneously combust I swear I will🙈

[delulustateofmind]

A lot of times, everyone thinks Suguru will bring you home, punish you, and give you that hard, rough sex as the brat tamer he is. But what about the Suguru who understands what it’s like to be grumpy and frustrated? Who knows the struggle of being woken up too early, dragged through mundane tasks, weighed down by exhaustion before the day even begins? Who understands that maybe all you really need is some food, some water - maybe even a little treat to make things better?

Thinking about you throwing a little hissy fit in the store, arms crossed, walking ahead of him, overstimulated and barely keeping it together. You’re running on empty - no nap, no water, just pure exhaustion. Suguru just watches with a smirk, violet eyes dancing with amusement as his long, dark hair shifts over his shoulder when he tilts his head, debating whether to pull you in and calm you down with that deep, honeyed voice of his. But Suguru knows better. You'll snap and bite. Instead, he moves subtly, grabbing the things he knows will make you feel better - your favorite snack, your go-to drink, maybe even some flowers, because he knows you’ll smile when you see them later.

And as soon as you’re home, he’s running a hand through his thick dark hair, exhaling softly before telling you to go nap while he puts the groceries away. He’s making you food while you sleep, setting a glass of water down for when you wake up groggy, rubbing your eyes as you stumble into his arms, clinging to his broad frame while he murmurs, "C'mon, angel, eat first." That voice of his warm, patient, laced with that tenderness he saves just for you.

Because he understands - days can be hard, and you’re not some brat that needs to be punished. You just need care. And Suguru loves nothing more than when you finally curl up against him on the couch, letting him press slow, lingering kisses against your lips, his hands tracing gentle swirls along your back as he holds you close. Because no matter how many thorns you have, you’re still the sweet girl he fell in love with.

[majimasleftasscheek]

I have to wonder, would that make Daigo an Absol??

(It also makes me think of Taiga as an Ursaring, if not an Arcanine I suppose)

some daigos 👀 + piplup line for @battlebrooks14

absol is so edgy and perf for marshmallow!daigo kldfskjlfd I can feel the brooding...

big bear saejima is a good idea 🐻 got that big ol grump expression and build ohoho

I like to make him an incineroar myself cuz big tiger wrestler is such a fun concept 🔥

[laurellala-comics]

Imagine you're Phoenix Wright and you have black hair and beautiful dark eyes and you can pull off the color red so, so well, but your queer-coded rival chose the color red as his signature color years ago without checking with you first (even though he's really more of a spring and would look so much better in mauve or periwinkle, but you don't think he's ready for that conversation) so now you can't even wear the color red without accidentally symbolizing a narrative shift where you've begun to agree with his point of view (which, ew, you would never!) so you just have to grit your teeth and wear your stupid navy suit, which kind of washes you out but WHATEVER it's FINE and you're not bitter about it AT ALL!!!!

[huckleberrykai]

kai having to turn hmmnyaring around while you both break the bed is a thought i’ve been giggling over ><

“BABE OUR SON YOU FORGOT TO THRN HIM AROUND”

“OH SHIT HOLD ON”

STOP HAHAHAHAHA

he'd be like... balls deep in a ridiculously intense moment then he just makes eye contact with the damn plushie across the room and he's frantically jumping up to turn him around 😭

you're like ??? wtf are u okay what are u doing

and he's there butt ass naked, turning his little plushies around and pouting like a loser before he's waddling back over to fuck you again

FUCK I LOVE HIM SO BAD I'M GIGGLING HE'S SO DUMB

[nyxypoo]

dad taiju

[heartmaddie]

nono cos like when streamer!kageyama and yn are dating but they haven't made a public announcement and yn goes on kageyama's stream and they play the sims and then they make each other..... n like kageyama is a bit blushy the entire time..........

ok i need to stop and think ab this parfum d'etoiles chapter!

[ilions-end]

ohhhh my god. itty bitty baby achilles in the argonautica??? chiron's wife (!) holding him up so he can see his dad sail past on the argo? do you think she holds his tubby little baby hand and makes him wave i'm gonna cry

[tricoufamily]

was pose shopping for this is the fall and saw this set i didn't need that was too cute not to download anyway.............cries and screams

[smile-files]

i need to play dress-up with luke... i need to put him in a bunch of sweet little outfits like he's getting ready for picture day...

[jkgnggj]

a lil drawing of the baby boy kei, an oc belonging to my friend @yeageryann <333 she let me draw him like months ago (and even let me brainwash her into shipping him with tori pfft)

[habibisagi]

blue lock men get a little too excited and creative and also serious if you ask them the silly question "would you still love me if i was a worm?" btw

[ghostofvalorie]

i see everybody talking about autism knight Laios and panty shot king Senshi

but i had to watch dungeon meshi myself to see the cute orc Chief DILF????

nobody talking about the ORC DILF AROUND HERE

[choccorin]

first study session with rinnie ! ꒰๑*´ᗜ`*꒱

[morrigan-sims]

What a difference a few years makes...

Rook at age 17-18 vs age 26 & Val at age 17 vs age 32

Not a whole lot changed appearance-wise for Rook, except for getting a few more ear piercings and a lot more scars (most of which you can't even see in these pictures). And he started wearing rings/necklaces, which you can't really see. And started wearing increasingly slutty shirts. Val also gained a scar or two, plus several tattoos. Their horns were broken when they were 17, so pre-17 they had full horns. Oh, and the eyepatch. That's a big one. And they got enough money to buy themself a big hat and a lot of fancy coats.

[suusoh]

I think johan does use baby but not in the casual chill way most would. but like... based on his finding and observations, you are in fact-- baby. kinda way. do i make sense.