#but he'd be so cute with babies!

[sessakag]

No theories about why Prey!Naruto hates redheads but now I can’t stop thinking about him bonding with Himawari by buying her a bunch of little mermaid barbies and teaching her how to pop their heads off.

Awwww, that's so disturbingly cute!💕💕💕he would definitely teach her the proper way to behead her dollies because sociopathic bonding and crazy man parenting or some shit😅

If Hinata does get knocked up, I feel like this scene is mandatory lol.

And even if she doesn't it still feels mandatory, perhaps a one-shot what if type deal😏maybe a twisted version of the fluffy "Day in the Life of the Uzumaki Family" with serial killer kingpin Prey!Narupapa displaying his "awesome, totally not crazy" parenting skills😅

Not sure if I can handle that though😩this man is hot enough on his own, please don't make him a DILF. I'll spontaneously combust I swear I will🙈

[sysig]

Twin skeletons need twin carriers (Patreon)

[huckleberrykai]

kai having to turn hmmnyaring around while you both break the bed is a thought i’ve been giggling over ><

“BABE OUR SON YOU FORGOT TO THRN HIM AROUND”

“OH SHIT HOLD ON”

STOP HAHAHAHAHA

he'd be like... balls deep in a ridiculously intense moment then he just makes eye contact with the damn plushie across the room and he's frantically jumping up to turn him around 😭

you're like ??? wtf are u okay what are u doing

and he's there butt ass naked, turning his little plushies around and pouting like a loser before he's waddling back over to fuck you again

FUCK I LOVE HIM SO BAD I'M GIGGLING HE'S SO DUMB

[artsfavoritehorn]

My fav clip from David's interview on the Last Podcast on the Left! Such a great interview overall but this part makes me laugh without fail every time- David being so cutely passionate about the joker and the pod hosts riffing on the Joker Folie a Deux plot with him 😂😂🤡

(All video creds go to the Last Podcast on the Left)🤘🤘🤘

[ilions-end]

ohhhh my god. itty bitty baby achilles in the argonautica??? chiron's wife (!) holding him up so he can see his dad sail past on the argo? do you think she holds his tubby little baby hand and makes him wave i'm gonna cry

[tricoufamily]

was pose shopping for this is the fall and saw this set i didn't need that was too cute not to download anyway.............cries and screams

[heartmaddie]

nono cos like when streamer!kageyama and yn are dating but they haven't made a public announcement and yn goes on kageyama's stream and they play the sims and then they make each other..... n like kageyama is a bit blushy the entire time..........

ok i need to stop and think ab this parfum d'etoiles chapter!

[jkgnggj]

a lil drawing of the baby boy kei, an oc belonging to my friend @yeageryann <333 she let me draw him like months ago (and even let me brainwash her into shipping him with tori pfft)

[isatoru]

blue lock men get a little too excited and creative and also serious if you ask them the silly question "would you still love me if i was a worm?" btw

[ghostofvalorie]

i see everybody talking about autism knight Laios and panty shot king Senshi

but i had to watch dungeon meshi myself to see the cute orc Chief DILF????

nobody talking about the ORC DILF AROUND HERE

[choccorin]

first study session with rinnie ! ꒰๑*´ᗜ`*꒱

[morrigan-sims]

What a difference a few years makes...

Rook at age 17-18 vs age 26 & Val at age 17 vs age 32

Not a whole lot changed appearance-wise for Rook, except for getting a few more ear piercings and a lot more scars (most of which you can't even see in these pictures). And he started wearing rings/necklaces, which you can't really see. And started wearing increasingly slutty shirts. Val also gained a scar or two, plus several tattoos. Their horns were broken when they were 17, so pre-17 they had full horns. Oh, and the eyepatch. That's a big one. And they got enough money to buy themself a big hat and a lot of fancy coats.

[suusoh]

I think johan does use baby but not in the casual chill way most would. but like... based on his finding and observations, you are in fact-- baby. kinda way. do i make sense.

[willowser]

step dad touya ☹️☹️ i can imagine him living in you and your daughters life now with quite some time- traces of work pants, cologne and heavy black shoes that all lay within your house, so even when he's not there, you get reminded of him 🥹 and the same for his house too- little hair ties, your sweater and some other goodies from you that he just swells up whenever he sees 🥺🥺 u think he's one of those weirdos that sniff the pillow cause it still smells like your hair mask treatment LMFAOAOA

but imagine your daughter lamenting about how everybody in her 1st/2nd grade class has a little sibling- somebody to run around and play with! knock cases over, throw baseballs over fences and climb them (without permission) to get it back, perfect for her mischeavous demeanor!! tells you while you guys are having dinner that she wants one, someone to get in trouble with. a sibling!!

and touya, being the idiot he is, just smiles goofily- and it contradicts the intimidating tattoos and piercings he has in his lip, and just looks over to you, but instead of eyes full of lust, he gives y out the biggest puppy eyes ever.. AWHGG

omg 🥺 the details in how your lives intertwine 🥺 i really, really enjoyed the way you laid this out for us, friend !!! especially bc — i don't see you and touya living together right away !! he stays over often, but moving in is big thing !! full time !!!! but i love the idea that his laundry gets mixed in so easily with ours 🥺 maybe we even hang it up for him in the closet, too 🥺 his boots are taking up a big chunk of the tiny shoe rock, right next to some little pink sneakers 🥺 your daughter finds a little ball-bearing on the bathroom floor 🥺 AND THEN HIM !!! finding the little hair ties !!!! he finds barbie doll clothes stuffed into his pockets !!! he takes some of his clothes home and they smell like your shampoo !!! WAAAAHHH SO CUTE AKFBSJAAK

omg and her wanting for a sibling 🥺🥺🥺 i imagine that she says it and he's kind of stunned !! and you both just kind of laugh it off or whatever, but when you're laying in bed later that night, you can tell something is on his mind !!! and you're worried that it'll scare him off 🥺

but he's staring at the ceiling, saying, "i don't know," giving a half-hearted shrug. "didn't think i ever would be here, y'know?"

"i know," you tell him, pressing your cheek into his shoulder until he looks at you.

grinning.

"sounds like a good idea t'me."

[moongothic]

Ppl forgetting what an independent asshole (positive) crocodile is like I think he’d be with baby luffy like is with his pug but the softer stuff like ehh

Crocodile's parenting style would be Twitter Bean Dad

[lieutenantselnia]

Imagine your scientist f/o inventing a new kind of birth control for the two of you. They'll do everything they can to come up with something that's easy to use, and most importantly, doesn't have any health risks or bothersome side effects. They'll try to come up with something that you don't have to keep track of all the time, but only has to be renewed once every few months or so. Maybe they even manage to create something that can be used regardless of which biological sex a person has, so you're free to decide who of you is going to take it, or maybe you want to take turns or both of you use it to make sure. And should you decide one day that you want to have children now, it will be completely reversible without issues, and you can start your family together.