#but he'd be so cute with babies!

[sessakag]

No theories about why Prey!Naruto hates redheads but now I can’t stop thinking about him bonding with Himawari by buying her a bunch of little mermaid barbies and teaching her how to pop their heads off.

Awwww, that's so disturbingly cute!💕💕💕he would definitely teach her the proper way to behead her dollies because sociopathic bonding and crazy man parenting or some shit😅

If Hinata does get knocked up, I feel like this scene is mandatory lol.

And even if she doesn't it still feels mandatory, perhaps a one-shot what if type deal😏maybe a twisted version of the fluffy "Day in the Life of the Uzumaki Family" with serial killer kingpin Prey!Narupapa displaying his "awesome, totally not crazy" parenting skills😅

Not sure if I can handle that though😩this man is hot enough on his own, please don't make him a DILF. I'll spontaneously combust I swear I will🙈

[sysig]

Twin skeletons need twin carriers (Patreon)

[adviserbylove]

So what I got from playing tcoaal is that if there was an incest is not wincest au, Andrew Graves would be the perfect boyfriend :)

He's so datable, help

[tricoufamily]

was pose shopping for this is the fall and saw this set i didn't need that was too cute not to download anyway.............cries and screams

[jkgnggj]

a lil drawing of the baby boy kei, an oc belonging to my friend @yeageryann <333 she let me draw him like months ago (and even let me brainwash her into shipping him with tori pfft)

[ghostofvalorie]

i see everybody talking about autism knight Laios and panty shot king Senshi

but i had to watch dungeon meshi myself to see the cute orc Chief DILF????

nobody talking about the ORC DILF AROUND HERE

[choccorin]

first study session with rinnie ! ꒰๑*´ᗜ`*꒱

[morrigan-sims]

What a difference a few years makes...

Rook at age 17-18 vs age 26 & Val at age 17 vs age 32

Not a whole lot changed appearance-wise for Rook, except for getting a few more ear piercings and a lot more scars (most of which you can't even see in these pictures). And he started wearing rings/necklaces, which you can't really see. And started wearing increasingly slutty shirts. Val also gained a scar or two, plus several tattoos. Their horns were broken when they were 17, so pre-17 they had full horns. Oh, and the eyepatch. That's a big one. And they got enough money to buy themself a big hat and a lot of fancy coats.

[suusoh]

I think johan does use baby but not in the casual chill way most would. but like... based on his finding and observations, you are in fact-- baby. kinda way. do i make sense.

[willowser]

step dad touya ☹️☹️ i can imagine him living in you and your daughters life now with quite some time- traces of work pants, cologne and heavy black shoes that all lay within your house, so even when he's not there, you get reminded of him 🥹 and the same for his house too- little hair ties, your sweater and some other goodies from you that he just swells up whenever he sees 🥺🥺 u think he's one of those weirdos that sniff the pillow cause it still smells like your hair mask treatment LMFAOAOA

but imagine your daughter lamenting about how everybody in her 1st/2nd grade class has a little sibling- somebody to run around and play with! knock cases over, throw baseballs over fences and climb them (without permission) to get it back, perfect for her mischeavous demeanor!! tells you while you guys are having dinner that she wants one, someone to get in trouble with. a sibling!!

and touya, being the idiot he is, just smiles goofily- and it contradicts the intimidating tattoos and piercings he has in his lip, and just looks over to you, but instead of eyes full of lust, he gives y out the biggest puppy eyes ever.. AWHGG

omg 🥺 the details in how your lives intertwine 🥺 i really, really enjoyed the way you laid this out for us, friend !!! especially bc — i don't see you and touya living together right away !! he stays over often, but moving in is big thing !! full time !!!! but i love the idea that his laundry gets mixed in so easily with ours 🥺 maybe we even hang it up for him in the closet, too 🥺 his boots are taking up a big chunk of the tiny shoe rock, right next to some little pink sneakers 🥺 your daughter finds a little ball-bearing on the bathroom floor 🥺 AND THEN HIM !!! finding the little hair ties !!!! he finds barbie doll clothes stuffed into his pockets !!! he takes some of his clothes home and they smell like your shampoo !!! WAAAAHHH SO CUTE AKFBSJAAK

omg and her wanting for a sibling 🥺🥺🥺 i imagine that she says it and he's kind of stunned !! and you both just kind of laugh it off or whatever, but when you're laying in bed later that night, you can tell something is on his mind !!! and you're worried that it'll scare him off 🥺

but he's staring at the ceiling, saying, "i don't know," giving a half-hearted shrug. "didn't think i ever would be here, y'know?"

"i know," you tell him, pressing your cheek into his shoulder until he looks at you.

grinning.

"sounds like a good idea t'me."

[moongothic]

Ppl forgetting what an independent asshole (positive) crocodile is like I think he’d be with baby luffy like is with his pug but the softer stuff like ehh

Crocodile's parenting style would be Twitter Bean Dad

[lieutenantselnia]

Imagine your scientist f/o inventing a new kind of birth control for the two of you. They'll do everything they can to come up with something that's easy to use, and most importantly, doesn't have any health risks or bothersome side effects. They'll try to come up with something that you don't have to keep track of all the time, but only has to be renewed once every few months or so. Maybe they even manage to create something that can be used regardless of which biological sex a person has, so you're free to decide who of you is going to take it, or maybe you want to take turns or both of you use it to make sure. And should you decide one day that you want to have children now, it will be completely reversible without issues, and you can start your family together.

[faunandfloraas]

Now how do we get Changbin a baby piglet interview.... asking for me

[sysig]

The most cherubic little golden-haired baby boy (Patreon)

[threewaysdivided]

Hobson Heckled into Historical Haute-Couture

Continuing the Dan Jones & Dragons gala parade with Hobson, the Flower Crowns' oft-harried Halfling Warlock (played by the ever-wholesome Dan Floyd). Is he trying to massage away the realisation that letting his literally-half-brained patron choose his gala attire might have been a mistake? Is Valse giving him a headache over something else entirely? Did he use Detect Magic in a room full of powerful items and accidentally flash-bang himself? Yes.

More Flower Crowns Gala Outfits: Morenthal | Gelnek

As always, design talk under the cut:

But before that, a short story: I've been following Dan's content on Youtube for... oh jeez, that sure is almost a decade now, both on his current New Frame Plus/Playframe channels and back when he was the primary founder and narrator for EC. His old games education videos helped me get one of my earliest jobs in project work and introduced me to a bunch of media production concepts (like scope management) that would go on to inform some of my own storytelling analysis posts. It was a startling little moment of artistic ouroboros to realise I was mentally running through key points from Dan's own Pose Design 101 video as I was drawing his DnD character. Never expected things to come full-circle like that, but if you're seeing this, Dan: here's to you 🫡 If you're not Dan and haven't already, do go check out his stuff - it's all super well-produced, informative, funny and he's just an overall stand-up guy.

Now: onto the tiny little nerd and his passé party attire

This was a really fun costuming challenge, with a bunch of interesting curveballs thrown in the mix. Unlike the rest of the Flower Crowns, Hobson didn't choose his own party outfit: it was picked out by his patron after Valse kibbitzed him into giving up and letting a heroism-obsessed Fey call the shots. Dan cited Valse as having the fashion sense of Stede Bonnet-as-depicted-in-OFMD, briefing a vaguely 19th century-style outfit that had frilled sleeves and 'would have looked gaudy even when it was in fashion a century earlier'.

Actually dating his outfit was the first challenge. D&D settings are kind of an anachronistic uchronia, with classic swords-and-sorcery fantasy campaigns potentially pulling inspiration points from anywhere across the Arthurian era up to pre-war modernity. Which leads to the question: how do you make something seem dated in a setting where most everything looks vaguely ye-olde-fantasy? The other challenge was that, IRL, the 19th century (i.e Victorian era) was when menswear started taking on a lot of the shapes that would eventually become modern suit and top-'n'-tails fashion. Since Trilby was already going to be wearing classic top-'n'-tails formalwear, I decided to set Hobson's style earlier in the 1800s-1820s and pull in some 18th century Stede Bonnet flourishes to visually set them apart. This article provided some great reference images, and once I hit on the figured silk waistcoat I knew I had a potential starting point.

Colour-wise, I stuck with the burgundy-and-gold palette the Dans gave Hobson in his official gala stream art, since those looked good together and matched up with Dan J's tendency to draw Hobson wearing greens/earth-tones and Valse in reds/jewel-tones. The combination is a lot more colourful and richly saturated than is typical for this style of Victorian-adjacent clothes, which felt appropriate for Valse's gaudy tastes.

Fabric-wise, I figured a fun way to gaudy things up even further would be to lean into the silks and satins that were fashionable at the time, but make all of his outfit shimmery rather than just a single feature piece. As a bonus, silk and satin clothes tend be hot, inelastic and have horribly itchy seams if worn unlined, which felt like exactly the kind of thing Valse's all-form-no-function sensibilities would inflict upon the small, long-suffering fellow. Both these fabrics also have a habit of behaving hideously and ripping themselves apart when worn wet, which makes this a great outfit to, say, accidentally fight an Aboleth in. Poor Hobson.

Some other details, just for fun: 1. Hobson's sketch layers include a drawing of his un-removable cursed left bracer. He's pulled the frilly, puffy sleeve over it but you might spot hints of the shape and the gem if you squint. 2. The reference waistcoat I used had floral embroidery on it. Had this actually been a Hobson outfit, I would have converted them to his garland flower (Forget-Me-Nots), but since it was a Valse pick I decided to make them Senaliesse chrysanthemums; a flower given out to friends of the Feywild's Summer Court as a sign of protection and favour. (It also adds extra layers to Pocket mistaking Hobson for a denizen of the Fey, which is fun).

Close crop on the details because I'm very happy with how they turned out:

[sagau-my-beloved]

Venti would be so good with the younger cousins and stuff. They’d be like “Uncle Venti’s coming! Uncle Venti’s coming!” Probably would pile on top of him when he comes over to hug him and beg him for a song

That's so cute oml 😭

Uncle Venti, I just imagine him starting a circle in the living room while everyone else is in the kitchen or outside where all the kids sit as he plays songs for them

Venti would just be so great with kids man, he's like the perfect "guardian but not" figure, of course that's gonna earn him a lot of points with the other family members too

Imagine him just throwing a cheeky smile your way as the kids beg him for another song, the smaller ones tugging at his shirt wanting to be picked up, then you have to valiantly save him as he gets swarmed by kids who decided they all want to hug him

Smart move for him to make friends with the kids though, then it doesn't really matter if some of the adults don't like him, cause he has an army of children who will cry if he's scolded over behaving 'childishly' or something

It's just so cute, Venti = best uncle figure and I don't take criticism, it's simply the way that it is