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piedoesnotequalpi · 2 months

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I may have a headache and too many stupid emotions but hey at least I can mooch off my parents' Boston Globe subscription for the crossword again

#isabel.tex #i just did a long haul job with my coworker who cannot stop smoking #and so there was just a pervading smell of cigarettes in the truck and in the hotel room #and idk how to say 'actually this smell is rancid and makes me feel sick please do not smoke on this trip'#because i know it's probably an unreasonable ask #but he stinks!#i literally have lived with a smoker before and it was fine. idk why he smells worse #sorry if this sounds judgemental i just. really can't stand the smell #also i can't find my allergy medication so that's great and fun

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captainkirkk · 18 days

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At least once a month I remember that Ozai ruled for ~3 years. That's shorter than one presidential term. That's nothing. In comparison Zuko - who suffered so much cruelty and was made to feel worthless under Ozai - ruled for ALMOST 70 YEARS. That's more than 22 times the length of Ozai's rule - and he will go down in history as one of the most influential and well loved Fire Lords of all time

#i'm almost positive i've made a post about this before because this just kills me #avatar #atla #my posts #zhao made a big stink about being remembered by history then quickly died in obscurity #like ozai!!! he's a foot note in history and so much of his story is linked to zuko and aang's!!!

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avescorviidae · 1 month

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The queen and her filthy fur rug husband

#Cats #Warrior cats #Warrior cats fanart #Squirrelstar #Brambleclaw #Squilf #I hate brambleclaw #He stinks #Get him out of here #A starless clan

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pignk · 1 month

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sorry, im just listening to a song and created a very delulu piece

this song is just suit spy very well in my opinion, like damn aint no way

#team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #tf2 #sniper x spy #sniperspy #bloody suit #sniper in a suit #no way #he make the suit stinks #Spotify

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eggsdrawings · 6 months

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side eye

#bnha #mha #dabihawks #touya todoroki #keigo takami #they are givin each other the stink eye but in their heads i know they want to make out really badly they’re such loserssss #coworkers that have crazy tension but say it’s hatred so they can pretend that’s why they’re on each others minds 24/7 #is dabi too tall… let’s imagine he has platform boots or smth…#eggsdrawings

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nicholas-cage · 6 months

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PETER CAPALDI as THE TWELFTH DOCTOR

DOCTOR WHO S10E00 "The Return of Doctor Mysterio"

#doctor who #twelfth doctor #dwedit #doctorwhoedit #timelordgifs #usersavana #tuserhan #usersugar #usersaoirse #userzo #mine #**#istg until my throat is raw and the room stinks #i could give this old man pussy he's only dreamed of #100 #500 #1k

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deadrlngers · 1 year

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"Bad luck on that front - I'm actually a nymph in disguise..."

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year

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Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart - The House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle

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eydi-andrius · 8 months

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Yuu: What a slut.

Sebek: I JUST LET MY HAIR DOWN, HUMAN!

#yuu has been giving Sebek a stink eye all day #although he likes his new hair she wants to keep him to herself #twisted wonderland sebek #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #twst sebek #sebek x reader #sebek zigvolt x reader

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willowser · 4 months

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mitsuki has told katsuki "fix that face of yours" for years, since he was a child and old enough to make his ugly little gremlin expressions, and it used to only encourage him to pull an even worse one at her — but now he's a grown man and smitten and constantly worried he's unintentionally making the ugliest faces around you.

#he used to give her the WORST stink eye known to man #and she would be like. little boy. i'm about to tear you up. LMAOOO #FIX that LIP OF YOURS #but now he's having a conversation with kirishima in the hallway and he can see you come around the corner #in his peripheral vision #and he's never been more aware of his natural bitch face LOL #how he curls his lip when he hears something less than satisfactory #the furrow of his brow #he can hear his mother in his ear lmao #he just doesnt want you to think he's ugly 🥺🥺🥺#✿ thoughts: bakugou

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bananafire11 · 3 months

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Tw body horror?

Bendy twisty

Since jax is a rubberhose rabbit, wretched jax gets twisty body horror priveleges... gross creature

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trashingfish · 3 months

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gojoest · 2 months

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he can’t smile like that and get away with it every time

#— ai rambles #NEW ILLUSTRATIONS i’m about to die he’s so stinking cute #it’s great to wake up to that but man i have a weak heart pls prepare me first #[ ♡ ] — satoru

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turtleblogatlast · 5 months

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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33max · 18 days

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i can’t cope 😭

#he’s so stinking cute #mv33 #max verstappen

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yutxsgf · 11 months

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Pairing(s): 𖹭 Prince!Bakugou Katsuki x Peasent!GN!Reader 𖹭

CONTENT: 𖹭 Oneshot 𖹭 Soft Katsuki 𖹭 fluff 𖹭 young love 𖹭 gn!reader 𖹭 prince!katsuki 𖹭

Prince Bakugou, who'd sneak out from his window just to find you and annoy you by bossing you around and calling you poor because he loves that angry pout you give him everytime he gets on your nerves.

Prince Bakugou, who'd make secret baskets of delicacies just to sneak past the guards and make his way over to your house and hand the basket over to you with shy grumbles that consisted of different variations of, "They tasted like garbage, and since you're a dumb commoner you deserve to eat them." Knowing damn well people would pay thousands of yen to eat something even similar to those delicacies.

Prince Bakugou, who'd fight tooth and nail just to see you again after being caught by the guards. Attempting to bark orders, even going as far to use his quirk on them with dried, frustrated tears running down his face.

Prince Bakugou, who yelled at his parents when they questioned him for being in love with a peasant.

Prince Bakugou, who brought you to his family after they finally accepted his love life, was his, and his only. Only to have his parents love and shower you with adoration and bury you in compliments about your looks and tease things Bakugou does behind his back.

Prince Bakugou, who got you a wedding ring worth 10 million yen at the age of 18.

King Bakugou, who made you his Royal Partner the moment he was coronated.

#ao3 #fanfic #my writing #bnha #anime #oneshot #mha #bakugou x reader #fluff #bakugou katsuki #prince bakugou katsuki is the cutest #Bakugou adores you #Commoner reader #reader is a cutie patootie #Bakugou is a little sneaky prince #we love to see it #gn reader #Soft bakugou #He loves you so stinking much

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