#but he is ''secretly'' amused

[venshichan]

So we all know those au where Shen Yuan transmigrates early and becomes Shen Jiu’s mentor/guide, right? SY could be a parent, an older brother, a younger brother, a sibling, a fellow Qing Jing disciple–could be a shidi or shixiong–or a random rogue cultivator.

But what if... he transmigrates as Qiu Jianluo?

Enter, SY, who finds himself transmigrating into QJL, realizing he's Qiu Haitang's older brother and meant to be murdered in cold blood in a few years by the future Scum Villain’s hands. He tries his best to avoid taking Shen Jiu into his household to avoid dying, but the System threatens to send him back to his old body if he doesn't let the plot run its course. It's very hard to avoid your death when even the System brought back the original goods because you refused to play your role—so now you share a body with it's former host, where you can see what the other is doing whenever they are in control, but helpless and unable to do anything about it.

SY would be in control at night, but QJL would be in control by day–hence the reason why SJ was still brought into the Qiu Household, because QJL (the asshole) went out somewhere and brought him back while SY was "asleep".

To everyone else's pov, "QJL"–after some weird fever and a terrible accident–is bipolar. By day, he's the cruel young master. By night, he's the sweet and kind young master–the old version of QJL, the one who wasn't yet exposed to the cruelty of society, the version who hadn't been taken aside by his father to be molded to who he would be in the far future. Of course, people preferred the "nicer" side.

Shen Jiu doesn't know what’s happening, but he also prefers the kinder side: according to what he hears about his master, he had suffered a terrible accident–It was out of nowhere, too!–on his birthday where things changed.

SJ’s life will continue on as it was–except he gets spoiled by SY at night, gets cuddled by him, gets comforted and such. He gets to learn that the "nicer" side likes to call himself "Shen Yuan", and being to call him as such. SJ may or may not....have a crush on "SY". Well, it's complicated, really, since the "young master" is also the one who sort of hurts him and the fact that the share the same face/body–and also the fact that he's supposed to be engaged or marry the sister.

"SY" eventually manages to wrangle control from QJL, and seals him away after outsmarting the System, convinces SJ to escape at night to Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, giving him money and supplies so he can make it there to find his "Qi-ge".

He waits for SJ, hoping he would turn out fine and never treat the protagonist badly, always exchanging letters with him on how to handle his disciples and such, until a few months later, the letters stopped. SY is of course saddened by this, and mope around for a while: everyone isn't too worried that he'd go on a rampage and beat people up, because the night that SJ fled, the "harsh" QJL was suddenly gone.

QHT is a little worried about her brother, of course. And a little stumped that her fiance ran off to be a cultivator, but then again, it will work out for her to have a cultivator as her husband, right? Wrong!

SJ suddenly came to their household one day, all finery elegance, and grace–looking like the immortal master that he is, and QHT is overjoyed by his return. She thinks they'll finally get married and all...only for SJ to kneel before her brother and propose to him—

"....Xiao Jiu, what the hell?"

—much to everyone's shock, confusion, and outrage (on QHT's part).

P.S.: For funsies, this will mostly be in SJ's pov. :3

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[cackling] Robin: Why don’t you guys find something better to do and pick on someone else-.. or better yet, no one at all! … Titus: What’re you gonna do about it, gingy? … Robin: Is that enough, or do I have to knock all your fucking teeth out too? Titus: The fuck-… Levi: Dude, the team-.. it’s not worth it. Harry: He’s right, man. … [raucous laughter] Aster: What’s so fun-.. woah, what happened? Harry: Gingy just fucking popped off, man! Threatened to knock Tit’s teeth out n’ everything. Aster: Oh my god, and I missed it?! Titus: [scoffs] I’d like to see him start again. Levi: Maybe let your nose heal first… [Levi stifled his laughter as Titus snorted, covering his upper lip with a fresh wave of blood] Aster: What’d he sound like? Molly: His voice was deeper than I thought it’d be. Titus: I think he broke my nose… … Robin: Sorry, I’m just sick of them treating you like that-.. thinking they’re better than everyone, it’s pathetic. … Robin: I don’t care when it’s me but it pisses me off when they do it to you. Robin: I guess I shouldn’t have threatened him though, or punched him quite so hard… … Robin: What..? Alex: Robin, you’re talking-.. like, a lot. Robin: Oh, yeah… [Alex clapped her hands wildly and squealed, failing to conceal her excitement] Alex: Sorry, sorry! I shouldn’t make a big deal out of it, I just-.. it’s exciting! Robin: It’s fine, I don’t usually revert once I’ve started. You can be excited. Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAA!

[neonhellscape]

please tell me im not the only one who thinks about the fact that just because marazhai got low gothic tortured into him doesnt mean he uses it properly

[dearreader-12]

I can totally imagine that Michael accidentally goes viral at the Olympics when he goes. Most likely for something completely unintentional.

Think Norwegian swimmer Henrik Christiansen aka the Chocolate Muffin Man

Think American gymnast Stephen Nedoroscik aka Pommel Horse Guy.

[bamboo-is-a-lie]

I always see s5 Moth Creature John but let’s talk about Peacock Creature John who has tried the tail woo-ing thing on Martin at least once on their road trip

[voidcat]

i think the best part of aoba johsai's symbol being trees is that, if you're a cat coded person, you can make a "climbing that man like a tree" in regards to your seijoh f/o

[asmilethatshines]

I have a sketch in which Mello cosplays as Jack Frost, Matt as Kristoff, Linda as Anna and Mello hands over an Elsa dress for Near. But he rejects and challengingly offers that if Mello also cosplays as Elsa he will do it too.

So here it is! The latter drawing! So silly I know!

I think the length of Mello's hair cannot make a hair bun like Elsa. He can only do a small crown braid like this!

[deus-ex-mona]

happy(?) otousan day to this talented longleg who’s able to sign a consent form in perfect penmanship without any form of support for that flimsy sheet of paper

[madlyn5ever]

Another part to my cast list for HSMTMTS for different musicals, but I lack the energy to refamiliarize myself with the full casts of stage musicals so tonight I’m gonna do musical episodes of tv shows and based purely on vibes

Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Once More, With Feeling

Buffy: Gina!! Maybe a part of me just thinks HSMTMTS would so make some sort of call back to Andi Mack like they did with the airport episode with Asher Angel, and I’d eat it up honestly. But also Gina is the strongest contestant to play THE SLAYER HERSELF.

Xander: Ricky would get Xander but find out in secret that his actor irl is entirely problematic and offer the role to EJ as if they need an extra person and EJ, entirely unaware, happily obliges and even gets all giggly and peppy (yes PEPPY as he practices his lyrics.

Willow: Ashlyn. Listen, she doesn’t get that much here and her voice deserves more and better, but redheaded and gay and gets to wear a renaissance fair style dress is the vibe and trust me the outfit would get a ‘dying deceased yes’ from her.

Tara: Maddox. Okay stick with me. Dresses are clearly not her thing, nor is acting, but this whole episode is just singing, basically no other lines. Literally. And besides I think she’d play my favorite Tara SO well. They’re kinda similar to me idk, it just fits. And she gets to wear the green ren fair dress to match her girlfriend, and her big song is a love declaration to Willow, so I need this immediately.

Anya: Nini or Seb for sure (I was gonna do Maddox cause Anya’s the autistic coded one but these two fit better.) (she sings -and really goes for it- about her bunny phobia and it’s one of my favorite moments from the episode.)

Dawn: she doesn’t sing. So, I’m gonna give this one to someone who deserves to play a younger sibling who’s naive enough to get kidnapped by a musical devil. Danny.

(Bonus points that Lily is coaxed into joining and thinks she’s getting a good role but SHE’S playing the devil.)

an alternate for Dawn would be Emmy, but there’s no singing for this role and her voice is too talented for that. So maybe they’d make a new song to add just for Emmy so she could sing.

Giles: Ricky. And yes it’s entirely awkward that he’s playing his girlfriends mentor who has gotten with her characters mother. But Ricky’s siked about wearing ‘specks’ as he’d call them to get into character.

Spike: Jet! He’d be so good as spike he’d live for playing a vampire and he’d love the leather duster coat. Maddox would get tired of hearing him talk about this coat. But it’s a good coat!

Ensemble: Carlos would get the role of the guy in the dry cleaning flash mob who sings “they got, the mustard, OUTTT!”

And Kourtney would be set to be chosen for one of the main cast roles, but some antics would lead to a domino affect that gets Kourtney stuck in that musical number and nothing else, holding a plastic dry cleaning bag with clothes in it doing the full ensemble flash mob with Carlos instead. She will not let it go until they finally perform and she admits she had a good time.

(Also Miss Jenn is low on students, so the main cast has to join in on the flash mob scene, including herself and Mazzara, in separate costumes that look like their characters in disguise. It’s all very chaotic. Nini ends up in an animal maybe cow, or farmer costume because of some mix up and she just goes with it because she’s not even sure why she decided to come back to East High but she’s happy to be here.)

[alll-day-long]

I saw something on twitter that gave me a fic idea last night and I was like I'll add it to the idea list because I am NOT starting another fic that will sit half finished in my docs for months but then I woke up with a fully formed fic (dialogue included) in my brain and I might have to write it now

[olivergarden0]

final post bc i'm about to go to an expo but i want to share these gems from a rp (i was mind and soul, @starfizzy as heart)

spreading my "mind tells smart dad jokes" agenda

[godsprettiestprincess]

Anyway baby satanist punk Claire covered in a mix of utterly useless nonsense “occult” clothing and jewelry and real protection charms

[awesometothe3rd]

Bonus gif:

[lucius-the-sinful]

I saw this post and it got me thinking (naturally) about my mischeif enjoyer Tav, Galethor. I think, together, the would wreak absolute havok onto their party members.

Gale is trying to make stew? Galethor would pick up random ingredients to throw into the pot. Astarion keeps stealing the ones Gale actually needs. Lae'zel isn't helping, she is telling Gale to simply put a chef's knife through their hands.

Withers better have iron patience, because Galethor would constantly pester him. He loves riding the line of "you can't exactly be mad at me, but I am intentionally annoying you to get a reaction". He will find that line with Withers.

Wyll just cannot stand either of them. He has questioned multiple times why he is still hanging around. Galethor keeps egging him on to dance with Karlach. Astarion found a flute and keeps walking over just to play it horribly. Wyll never knows true rest.

Halsin is both the most insane and most patient of them. Insane for loving them, patient for not even raising his voice once at them. Galethor has gotten into the (bad) habit of just eating random mushrooms he finds because if Shadowheart won't help him, Halsin will. Halsin can't decide if he is genuinely that stupid or this is self destructive behavior. Astarion will bring Galethor over to Halsin's tent like "you take him for a night, please".

And of course, Astarion is not immune to Galethor's shenanigans. Galethor became a leech the moment their relationship started developing. Astarion would come back to his tent after a hunt to find Galethor curled up and drooling on his pillows. Don't worry, Astarion got him back by leaving a dead rat in Galethor's bedroll. Astarion was downright mean to Galethor for a while, but quickly found out there was nothing he could do to get rid of Galethor. In fact, it fueled Galethor to continue his little pranks. It got Astarion flustered.

[wolflover2426]

Crack Prompt: After the defeat of Queen Banana, Marinette detransforms in a metal closet which locked her in and because it’s located in the basement of the school, no one could hear her pleas for help.

Meanwhile, Alya is waiting for Marinette and decides to pass the time by pulling out a banana from her lunch bag and placing a miniature wig with pigtails on the banana and pretended that it was Marinette. Tbh, Queen Banana was the most silliest akuma and Alya just wanted a good laugh.

Adrien rushes into class and took one look at the banana on the desk next to Alya and start panicking. He asked to Alya if that’s who he think it is.

Alya wanted to commit to the joke and said that “Yep, this is Marinette.” The class knows that Alya is just spouting nonsense but for Adrien, he took her words seriously.

The poor boy starts weeping and vows to have a chat with Ladybug because her cure didn’t heal his best friend (It could also lead to him getting bonked in the head and realizing he is in love)

Alya is too busy laughing on the ground and Nino is just confused and wondering if he just entered a soap opera.

This prompt was spawned thanks to this comic

[lunaetis]

" Quadra bingo and almost whole space used by my answers-- what a not a surprise. "

are you eden's type ? || accepting

─「エデン」─  " i don't know if i should be surprised over the fact that you filled most of it or the fact that you miscounted your own bingos. " her golden hues flitted between the STELLARON HUNTER and the sheet that he handed it to her, looking almost proud. was that her imagination ?

                " you got six bingos. " she pointed out. " the free space counts, also the diagonal align, too. " she wondered if that would actually add more to his pride. " but as you said, it's not a surprise. there's a reason i'm drawn to you. " there was a small pause as her smile softened. " since you checked off giving me attention, does that mean i can hog you for the day ? "

▸▸ [ @kanxing ]