#but good grief

[mmelolabelle]

Daemon Targaryen explaining why it’s unfair that his niece-wife doesn’t trust him after he ✨mistakenly✨ordered the death of one of their other nephews

[pilferingapples]

ALSO I was at the renfaire this weekend, which means I am basically dead for the next 24 hours , my spoons are spont, I am in silverware debt, I will not be found by emails or anything else tonight or tomorrow day

but while there I was having a swell time listening to a band that specializes in music from the 9th-14th centuries when they asked if anyone in the audience knew French, because they wanted something translated before doing their next song

and I very nervously volunteered that I know a little French. I do think that is a fair claim. I have a knowledge of some of the verbs and nouns available. I can describe apples in many ways. I thought, hey , maybe they wanted to see if their audience knew what "chanson" meant, or something. (I know that one!!) The old 'check to make sure your audience is following you' thing.

...Instead I got called up to the stage and asked to translate a long sentence of a title in. Old French. Fkginvdg. Help.

[frangipani-wanderlust]

So, my car is dead. I'm test driving a new one today. I am under no pressure at all to buy this car. Obviously I need a new one, but it doesn't have to be this one and it doesn't have to be today. And yet, my anxiety is spiking so much I think I'm about to throw up. Why is my brain so mean to me?

[evilkitten3]

transphobes will really gleefully out themselves as viciously racist the instant they see a woman of color who doesn't meet their standard of (white) femininity huh

[i-wear-sunglasses-inside]

Shin: a powerful deity

Shin: has several fights where he kills dozens of spirits all by himself

Shin: has at least one moment where it’s heavily implied that he tortures someone

Shin: drags a man through the streets full Achilles style

Mina: gosh he’s so ✨non threatening ✨

[lesbiankoby]

[masochistically figuring out how i’d do tokyo disneyland and disneysea in a single day]

[fruitless-vain]

Focus so hard you walk in to a table

[maybeimamuppet]

it better fucking happen but this is maybe the worst set of circumstances to give us the first female president i could possibly fathom

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Buck: You don't need perfect people to make the perfect team. You need people whose flaws feed into each other. It's - what do you call it?

Ravi: Codependency.

Buck: Synergy!

[mandos-mind-trick]

I bought a lightsaber because my doctor wants me working on the range of motion in my wrists and I've been learning how to spin it and I expected my wrists and arms to hurt...

but good god my hands hurt the most.

[nominalnebula]

once again the AC is not working

RIP

[illumiiiz]

boy. if I had a nickel for every time my helix earring came unscrewed and fell out while washing my hair in the shower

[eddis-not-eeddis]

After literal years of being badgered relentlessly by various friends irl and internet, I have finally taken the plunge and tried a k-drama. (What pushed me over the edge was an analysis on plot structure in k-dramas vs more 'western' tv...really piqued my interest.)

I decided to pick one tv show with a plot that sounded vaguely interesting and promised to be funny and started out. Fool that I was I thought it would be lighthearted and entertaining.

The first three-ish episodes were pretty light, upbeat and funny. And then.

Guys, this show disemboweled me, ripped out my tonsils through my nasal passages, flayed me alive and scattered my remains. I am scarred for life. My little sister and I sat on my bed for three hours sobbing our eyes out.

What they HECK?

[ink-man-sam]

Tomorrow I'll have to go back to school and deal with my "I'm literally Eren Yeager irl" classmate again, as if it isn't bad enough to deal with a genocide glorifier at home already

"I just really hate healthy people. That's why I want to become a therapist, so I can help them become healthy so that I can kill them later" shut the fuck up dude, you are an 18 year old nursery nurse apprentice. You're gonna fail at university and deal with elementary schoolers for the rest of your life, get a grip.

[ravegore]

h ugh ugh ugh ugh i just feel so childish and embarrassing im 24 reacting like this ugh Uhhhh UGGHBB

[lasquiat]

currently resisting the urge to commission like 10 different gif hunts from the decameron