#but good grief

[mmelolabelle]

Daemon Targaryen explaining why it’s unfair that his niece-wife doesn’t trust him after he ✨mistakenly✨ordered the death of one of their other nephews

[pilferingapples]

ALSO I was at the renfaire this weekend, which means I am basically dead for the next 24 hours , my spoons are spont, I am in silverware debt, I will not be found by emails or anything else tonight or tomorrow day

but while there I was having a swell time listening to a band that specializes in music from the 9th-14th centuries when they asked if anyone in the audience knew French, because they wanted something translated before doing their next song

and I very nervously volunteered that I know a little French. I do think that is a fair claim. I have a knowledge of some of the verbs and nouns available. I can describe apples in many ways. I thought, hey , maybe they wanted to see if their audience knew what "chanson" meant, or something. (I know that one!!) The old 'check to make sure your audience is following you' thing.

...Instead I got called up to the stage and asked to translate a long sentence of a title in. Old French. Fkginvdg. Help.

[frangipani-wanderlust]

So, my car is dead. I'm test driving a new one today. I am under no pressure at all to buy this car. Obviously I need a new one, but it doesn't have to be this one and it doesn't have to be today. And yet, my anxiety is spiking so much I think I'm about to throw up. Why is my brain so mean to me?

[evilkitten3]

transphobes will really gleefully out themselves as viciously racist the instant they see a woman of color who doesn't meet their standard of (white) femininity huh

[i-wear-sunglasses-inside]

Shin: a powerful deity

Shin: has several fights where he kills dozens of spirits all by himself

Shin: has at least one moment where it’s heavily implied that he tortures someone

Shin: drags a man through the streets full Achilles style

Mina: gosh he’s so ✨non threatening ✨

[strengthofmayhem]

[masochistically figuring out how i’d do tokyo disneyland and disneysea in a single day]

[lvmimis]

this is probably tmi but like i rarely have periods on my iud but i’ve been having one for like a week and it’s highkey terrible this sucks 😭

[smolfrosted]

It’s £8.40 stop trying to get a discount on the fucking carrots!

[fruitless-vain]

Focus so hard you walk in to a table

[vera-dauriac]

The Gulag Archipelago Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, translated by Thomas Whitney and Harry Willets

[maybeimamuppet]

it better fucking happen but this is maybe the worst set of circumstances to give us the first female president i could possibly fathom

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Buck: You don't need perfect people to make the perfect team. You need people whose flaws feed into each other. It's - what do you call it?

Ravi: Codependency.

Buck: Synergy!

[mandos-mind-trick]

I bought a lightsaber because my doctor wants me working on the range of motion in my wrists and I've been learning how to spin it and I expected my wrists and arms to hurt...

but good god my hands hurt the most.

[softlysuited]

i literally just got seven tubi ads in a row without seeing a single actual post words cannot express how much i hate this cowboy and his skin hat it is so unpleasant

[cyazurai]

screaming into the void because of my udc sims' extremely low fertility thanks to rpo

[l4tedawns]

Me paying like $35 out of thousands of dollars of student loan debt (which doesn’t even cover the interest): ahhhhh <3 nice